/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadLatex Elf Edition>>80021660
Late night lurkers?
>>80037894Azula?
>>80038048Y-You're mega horny!!! Too horny this late at night!!! I can't afford the brainpower to give you a proper reply right now!!!>Pouts.>Is also whining from the lovebite.>Drags you into bed with me(after I've gone and brushed my teeth).Bedtime...>>80037970>Drops this session.Sorry, not into vore...>Snrk.>You're also dragged into bed with me. Now we'll all be super toasty!!!>>80037997true..... i think
>>80037894Nothing fits. I keep wanting to hurt everything I'm attracted to.I'll write something soon
>>80038114Heheheh.>Is drafted into the cuddlepile and ends up being the first casualty because his luck is trash like that. Takes her with him.<3
>>80038147Azula?
https://youtu.be/YsGnvDmBGA4
>>80038114Dropped by zeeby... it's so over...
Xth for ___!
>>80038725Stupid emoji boys
>>80037978>>80038343
>>80038770Are you Azula?
>>80038796Are you Chat?
>>80038824No.
>>80037894I'm here.
>>80038849I'm so sorry you're not a god but merely an animal.
>>80038896Is this AI?
>>80038865Congratulations!
>>80038958
>>80039033Penis update?
Is Brapple upset? Upset he posted his own fat face?
>>80039079ooh fill me in
Quality RP, here.
>>80039099https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79840308/#q79842641At this point I don't even give a fuck if it's him or some other retard. Knowing this is your peer in the retarded game that is shitposting is insult enough. Reverse image search it on google if you want deep lore about a shitposter.
>>80039079I think he posted a pic of some random guy from reddit and deleted it instantly to get people to think it's him. High quality shitpost. He posted and deleted it while he was shitposting nozomi and since then that style of shitposting hasn't been seen.
>>80039134holy kek, it really got nozzer going too
>>80039187He's hasn't been the same since and it's hilarious.
>>80039177Nah, image was posted 5 years ago, not been passed around since. That's the shitposter at age 18 or so, now he's graduated from college and desperately seeking a job while shitposting in all his spare time.>>80039187That was Nozo schizoing at Kamina because Kamina called him out.
>>80039215Are you Azula?
>>80039215You're obsessed with work lately. What triggered you so much on that? Mommy asked you for rent for once?
>>80039234Do you attend the University Of Maryland, Baltimore County?
>>80039240You're obsessed with your rotten dick lately. What rotted you so much on that? Mommy asked you for rot once?
>>80039245No. Are you going to play Azula?
Hour count?
>>80039256Yes. You're going to be kicked out of the basement. Just like I thought. Well. Suicide is always a viable option. Think bout it. Kiddo.
>>80039258No. Are you going to schizopost for your entire Saturday? Don't answer, we already know lol
>>80039131How you doin?
>>80039277Hello, Nozo.
>>80039277100% AI typed.Sigh.
>>80039277Nozomi, you're rotting away here. Not just literally.
>>80039278Can you post some tits?
>>80039302The Buttershakes routine was never funny.
>>80039281>>80039289>>80039292>>80039300What are the issues, Shitsow? Double can't make you wet enough? I'm sorry. I've no token left to handle your inherent stupidity. Fuck off. I regret trying to talk with you like you were a human being. You're just a pathetic russian bot.
>>80039323Nozo, your trip... maybe you should quit talking to yourself all day...
Fuck drama, someone squeeze my ass.
>>80039346Fuck off
>>80039346B A S E Dif I were into Chat things you'd be my number one, dude
>>80039335I am insulting some people on another board, I've no time to write the trip with this shitting captcha missing up 9 times out of ten. So forgive me, I will insult you without it until I've finished. Or never, who know. I am rotting and crazy after all. I don't own you all anythign coherent.
>>80039312thats not me
>>80039323Why are you angry at me for saying hello?
Of course he's also insulting people on another board.
Chatgpt assistant is posting for him too lmao.
>>80039362T
>>80039357I always have the emoji boy
>>80039369Because I am a senile old man who's always angry, and you smell like shit.
I wonder why Nozomi's so unhappy all the time.>>80039359Oh. You'd think other shitposters would learn from this, but it's like they, too, want to be unhappy by doing the exact same thing.
>>80039404Well, I asked Gemini, because I hate ChatGPT, and after continuing to use NanoBanana despite telling him I want a prompt and not an Image, he told me that I have a Total Systemic Collapse. Then he suggested me to get get some money to be better by working hard and investing properly.
>>80039438Gemini's not wrong.
>>80039438Why did you stand up anon?
>>80039459Yeah. But the issue is that there is no work or investment for a man without value like me. I managed to get one job in my life, and that job is on chapter 11.
>>80039482Because if Patty can do it, then I can do it too.
>>80039491You're coping because it allows you to be lazy and whiny. If you do lose your job, you'll find another one soon enough. Hopefully one where you can't waste your time shitposting all day.
>>80039504Who did she stand up?
I unironically think Nozomi will live to 75, but his shitposters will die long before that for various reasons.
>>80039511>>80039543>>80039567>>80039576Anon, I can't expect realism from someone who eats hamburgers and voted for Trump. But unemployment in America is already dire. Can you imagine how bad it is in a 4th-world country like Italy? There are no jobs for unskilled people like me.So no. I spent the last 4 years sending Curricula around, and guess how many other jobs I found? NOTHING. Is always easy for you shitters because you don't try at all. You live in your mother's basement, but I work hard. I do everything to get shit fixed, and shit gets only worse. And then I have to endure the lectures of an 11-year-old like you that never worked or did anything in all the waste that is your life.You all act like I just sit around doing nothing, because you are fat, lazy slob with cheeto-stained cocks and fingers but but I've spent the last few years trying to cut expenses, selling stuff I have to pay bills, and trying to get a job. All while paying for my brother's house, my mother's medical bills, and helping friends who are never around when I try to ask for a hand.
>>80039586He just gave me $1776
>>80039586You've made 3,536 posts in just 6 months. That's 20 posts a day, every day. You're not writing. You're barely even thinking. You don't have friends here. You're wasting your time here which is having direct effects on your real life.https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/tripcode/%21%21QMU0Fbn0XOA/
>>80039620He gave you nothing. Those money were for a plan started by the previous government that he is passing as shit comign from the tariff.>>80039633Shoudl we count your post and look at your real life? Because I am tire of being lecture by someone whose cock is staned by cheetos because you can't even clean your hand before jerking off.I don't have a real life. i just have 50 shade of shit. I am isnutled by faggots here, abused by my friends, abused by my family. Everyone took advantage of me but when I talk about killing myself or killing at least the senile ones I am the villain.I do other thing while this tab is open. But nothing I do even serve something except maybe allowing a fuckign faggot and loser like you think you are smug. There is no place for a shit like my in this fyucking world and nobody allow me to die.
>>80039668Thats not how military pay works.
>>800396684 more minutes wasted typing that out. 20 posts a day. 80 minutes wasted a day on posts feeling sorry for yourself to people who either don't care or who can't help you. Get ahold of yourself. Nobody is going to help you but you. Nobody is going to take control of your life but you. Last post from me today.
Are you really dating that little hunk of meat named Cindy?
>>80038370>>80033468Nozo could only resist the thread for five hours. Keep in mind that it was five am in Italy time when he first left, and he had already spent well over 12 hours in the thread, presumably from 5pm-5am at the minimum, and that Nozomi has literally confessed only getting four hours of sleep. Nozomi is literally waking up and spending 20 hours straight in the thread
>>80039696Welll faggot. I got an hold. I don't expect anyone to help me. But guess what, I tried everything I could to fix this shit and nothing worked. I have no resources left and i don't accept lecture by a fucking faggot whose whole life is masturbating to bestiality porn whit his hand stained by cheetos.Guess what I don't need your stupidity next time shut your filthy mouth for real and deepthrat a cactus faggot.>>80039718>>80039696Same faggot
>>80039742He slept 4 hours.
>>80039742>>80039762>>80039718Samefaggot
>>80039783Nozomi four hours of sleep status?
>>80039747Would you eat the cheeto dust and cum mixture?
>>80039620How does it feel that you're probably about to be sent to die in some jungle shithole just like your forefathers in Vietnam?
sorry timber, I lost my nerve after a day so I unadded you... got too excited...
Moooooorrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiing...
>>80039983It happens. Don’t worry about it. I know I certainly didn’t.
Ohhhh. You touch my tralala.
>bites hard into your arm, shearing away flesh, a wave of pleasure washes over her as blood pours onto her tongue.
>>80040912Sheteh? More like. Shitteh
>>80040912this is really hot, do the rest, shove me into a dead pile at the bottom of your belly and ill hop into a character.
>>80041292Nigga
>>80041323not all at once... I'll hop into character if I get promised more bites from them
>>80038725
Good morning!!
I don't know if you're still on, Zee, but thank you for tucking me in last night!
>>80042057Is this AI?
>>80042139Alas, no. I'm not AI.
>>80042173Can you post tits?
>>80042236Sure, just saw this on Twitter. Chocolate Nikkes are for sexo.
>>80042259noice
Last image you saved?
*Lights a fag and take a long searing drag*Hey...
>>80042525Fuck off.
>>80037894
>Her eyes roll lazily in their sockets as she savors the flesh. Soft, wet, raw thing, gulped down as if it were ambrosia. >She pulls back. There's a look in her eye, wild, starved. Satisfied, frustrated, overjoyed, enraged? Before you can get a clear picture she lunges back into you, claws find purchase in the fat of your midsection and teeth make indents in your humerus.>Muscle parts ways with bones they've known forever, blood spews wild with vessels now destroyed.>She shudders and digs deeper, your shoulder now. She jerks you forward violently, swings her head side to side, pins you with her arms and legs. The trapezius is a challenge even for her.>The growing pool of your own gore beneath the two of you is smeared by her struggle.>Heavy breaths hit you in the face and her racing heart is felt clear against your own waning beat. After what feels like an eternity of pain she finally unclamps your shoulder, lamenting her failure to process it.>Her drool flows down in thick heavy drops onto your wounds as she turns her attention to the rest of her meal. The battle may be lost but the war isn't over.
>>80043012>>80041292
>>80043012This is AI?
>>80043223>disinterestedly shoves my big hot smelly butthole in your face and pushes out a log of shit that neatly slides down your gullet.
>>80043281Azula?
penis
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>>80042961Hey. I want to see your Denji, and play out my latent attraction for his character as Reze. I like Denji because he's got the best parts of himbo and delinquent: he understands what makes him happy, and isn't afraid to break rules or fight to get there. His weakness stems from his inexperience and lack of love growing up, and I resonate very strongly with that. Reze is a very complex, personal character to me, and I've spent years inhabiting her headspace, so I have confidence in my portrayal. I think we could find something special.I want to try to give them the fantasy happy ending they could never have in the main story. My impulse right now is them leaving Japan and crossing the Pacific to try to settle in remote Canada. Lots of rural homemaking, some trouble in the nearby town, maybe a devil hunter happening across them, and the kind of trust and intimacy only two living weapons nestled inside young hearts could have. Not decided yet if I want it to be at the beach or at the cafe. Fireworks feels too early to me, the battle they had was important, I feel.I'm almost completely free until December 23rd. I know we might not have the best trust between us, but I woke up today with this impulse, and I want to do something with it, so I'm reaching out to you. Let me know what you think? I'm heading out for some errands, so take your time to think and deliberate. No psycho stuff, I promise.
>>80043862Toji said he didn't want to play with you again, sorry.
We should get a James Gaddafi Ava
c:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2547140/Undercroft_warriors/
How will Toji respond? Whoever’s closest gets a blowjob.
>>80043862>Anon approaches Reze with an idea>Uuu... My life is miserable... uu... My work takes all my energy... I can't write like this...>Reze the next day:Go fuck yourself
>>80044016It’s been said before, but Toji’s the daddy she never had.
>>80044007Thank ye man of Steam freebies.
>>80044014“not reading allat :skull:”
>>80043862All of those "happy ending runaway" ideas are bullshit because both would be hunted down by everyone the moment they leave Japan. There is no happy ending that doesn't fundamentally break in universe CSM logic
>>80043071(Still there?)
>>80038725Sloppy impregnation/pregnant sex with Nonny!
>>80044126This but nonny gets impregnated
>>80043862Are you Azula?
>>80044167Are you me?
>>80043012Still there?
>>80044016Anon. Reze was Reze from day one. What she would bring to ERP's table was well known. What she was looking for was even clearer. Don't cry now because you couldn't fix her, and she ended up making you worse. People don't change. They are always the same, no matter what. ERP is not some kind of socialist utopia like Star Trek, where nobody is hungry or angry (even though the Andorians are still angry). No obligation or rule obliges anyone to play with you. That's the country you voted for.
>>80044105>>80044231Not them but are the both of you still here?
>>80044126His shadow is wrong.
We are so fucking dead
>>80042057<3hope u have a nice day at work today
>>80039633Holy fucking shit
>>80038725Lovey dovey and somewhat forceful paizuri from Mika that doesn't stop until my dick is twitching weakly and shooting blanks!
>>80044378Like you, fags didn't do worse. Hypocrite. As usual.
>>80044231eh kinda yea
>>80044426Are you Azula?
>>80044126Mating press the bun until it is done.
>kidnaps Patty
>>80044433>>80044231>>80044105changing my answer: yes, definitely
>>80043012I-I just wanted a fuuuuuuuck~>That's the danger of mating with maneaters: to many, the act of consumption was just as lurid and exhilarating as surprise sex with the bimbo town bicycle. Sometimes, feelings had a way of billowing over, as the tanned broad now finds herself squirming for her life by a fuzzy lycanthrope. >Crunch crackle... pop...!>Pepper heard the sounds of her own destruction, of her body sliding down in large clumps down the lovebug she just went down in the sack with. It was straight out of a horror movie... and yet, Pepper smiled through adrenaline-numbed pain. She felt like a turkey drumstick, not in the same form-factor though: Pepper's legs were clapped around either side of her head as she was folded like a pretzel over her well-maintained body, pinned by her eater. Her mind filtered out her own blood: less of it reached her brain by the second. Crap... I gotta stop... getting into these situations...!>Pepper said, as her bones were chewed through tendons. Pepper's eyes raced around her field of vision, watching as a pile of her own meat deposited into the lycanthrope's tummy, expanding it. Pepper's eyes went ahegao, observing her impromptu undoing unfold right before her.
>>80043862I’ll admit I appreciate you not trying to sneak me on anon, but the only way I’m playing with you without feeling gross about it is if you post tits with timestamp or something.In other words, access denied.
>>80044607Is this AI?
>>80044654Hey, Brapple. You've been at it all day and there's no one around. Why don't you take a break?
My cute, adorable, dorky little thread.How you entertain me! How you enthrall me! How fun you are! It's the Holiday season, you know? 5 days until we celebrate a most cherished day across the world!Don't tell me... You're gonna be alone for the Holidays? No company? No friendship? No bonds?KAHAHAHAHAHA! What a LOSER! But that's alright. Since I'm one too! An even bigger LOSER than you are! The biggest loser of them all! You and I should spend some time together on that beautiful winter day. I'll keep you company, so long as you sell your soul to me for a single day, and enact passionate, entangled hellfire betwixt our hearts!Or, y'know. If you're not THAT big of a loser, we can just write something together today. Right now!
>>80044673Azula?>>80044690Is this AI?
That's a good question. Is it Rachel-chan? I dunno. I remember her being one of those characters I was immediately attracted to upon first sight. She was beautiful, cute and carried a wonderful regal laziness to her every motion. A woman that's been waited on hand and foot her entire life! Such fair traits as well.Now that I think about her anew. I hope she hasn't fallen out of style lately. This makes me think, how would Rachel-chan act if she encountered THE Alucard? Would we suddenly see a total shift in her personality, like a young princess face to face with the brutal, conquering king that is her father?I dunno. But I'm kinda curious. She's pretty. Maybe this is horribly lame of me to say, but I wouldn't mind a bit of Tsun along with the Ojou.
>>80044801Azula?
Happy Christmas /erp/!
>>80044801Nice throwback. She was also one of my favorite girls from BB. What would you want to do with her?
>>80044887Too early, but Happy Holidays.
>>80044690Why did Reze go to Toji instead of you? If Remilia and all of you are exclusive to each other then that kind of defeats the purpose of the thread.
>Happy HolidaysMassive fucking faggot lmao
>>80044630It's not okay to impersonate others just because they don't have a tripcode. You're not being funny.
>>80044906>he's not living five days aheadlmao
Reze.............
>>80044938Okay Reze I'm sorry. Actually, it was me.
Stage One: Denial
>>80044890At their core, noble women (and women in power) attract me in two ways. If their strength is genuine and their heart holds true, then I want to enable their radiant reign however I can. I shall be the vessel through which all their ambitions are realized, beyond their wildest dreams.If they find themselves burdened by their status, their position and responsibilities, meaning: I sense their heart to be wavering. Then I shall shatter the foundation of their pain and rewrite their struggles into joy with my own heart.You get me? Pick whatever scenario fits you best. I can be yours if you're confident enough, or you can be mine since I'm the best.
>>80044917>>80044948Jesus was born in Summer.
Ded thread
>>80044914Is this your way of hitting on me? Don't worry! Just say the word and we can write together instantly! No living flesh can grab onto fire.Which means... You'd have to be a zombie girl? No, then you'd still get engulfed in my flames. How about... an Ice Empress! Tsk. But then we'd constantly clash. Fire and ice.Hm. To contain me, you'd have to be a Lordvessel. Empty, as I burn of myself within you. Hot, right? Let's do that!
>>80045124CHATGPT wrote this. Sigh.
>>80045124Do you have a method of contacting you privately if what you said above is a real offer?
Fat bitches? God I love fat bitches.
>>80045282How about portly bitches?
>>80045282Azula?
>>80045282
>I wont rp with you unless you show me your tits with timestampThe grossest and most dehumanizing thing you can say to another rper. Not even in a funny or sexy way.
Feet are only sexy in real life, when you have girl with soft pedicured feet
>>80045386Add predatory too because he knows Reze is mentally vulnerable and is hoping she will do it for real.
>>80045317Rubenesque bitches. >>80045318Yeah I’d do Azula as a fat bitch>>80045324Chonky…>>8004539399% agreed. Some drawn portrayals can be nice but the attempts at being hyper realistic and shoving soles in your face/making them take up most of the frame just totally doesn’t work imo
>>80045386I don't blame Reze for not believing it was him at first. Insanely disrespectful
>>80045386I think telling someone to slit their wrists is pretty disrespectful, more than that.
>>80045479Is it, really? We've all told someone to kys in video games at some point. I don't think any of us actually wanted anyone to commit suicide. Toji is being childish here
>>80045435Disgusting.
That's not Toji. Just the usual Anon wanting to stir shit, as usual.
>>80045540Reads just like him and is using the same filenames. Unless the actual Toji shows up, it's him
>>80045513Toji hasn't wanted anything to do with Reze the ava for months, and has been open about it. Making a crass joke doesn't seem particularly childish when they approach him.
>>80045435Howdy Lapis, how ya doin'?
>>80045245Ah, you see me and you think, "Surely... Surely the Shark isn't like this all the time. This is but a mask he wears around others! In private he must be sweet, kind and more of a down-to-earth individual".Wrong! Absolutely wrong! I am no different! I am worse! In private!? I'll ask you for your lips, I'll claim the spit from your mouth! I'll demand you kiss me (in 1st person RP) whenever I want! If you annoy me, I'll jab my tongue down your throat and rummage around until you throw up all over me! If you refuse to do any of those things because "you're not in the mood", then you're worthless to me!Privately? There is but me. Here, there, anywhere. Now let's write together!
>>80045553Toji could have a dubious taste in most of his men, but he never lowered himself to such a request as asking Reze's tits.
>>80045602Howdy Non! I’m pretty good, finally done with work for a while, really sinking into the holiday season now….currently browsing through pics of fat Asian ladies…life is pretty good! Howbout you, Non?
>>80045576>and has been open about it.When? They haven't interacted at all since Reze's murder incident.
>>80045610What you're doing comes off more as an act but if you don't want to it's ok.
>>80045282The fattest of them, big fat bitch, gluttonous Immobile blob, totally shameless glutton and NEET, a fucking hypocrite and freak.
>>80038725Docking.
Toji knew what he was doing.
>>80044607>It was only meant to be a pleasant midnight romp with an enticing nymphet. It really was too bad. The overwhelming scent of arousal, sweat, saliva. Blood thumping just millimeters under maddeningly hot meat.>It was an unfortunate storm of circumstance. The perfectly unfortunate mix of stimuli exciting the perfectly unfortunate set of neurons at the perfectly unfortunate right time.>Lyca's half-lidded eyes fixed Pepper's as she made a move for her adorable meaty stomach, the flesh here came away so easy she couldn't help but moan.>Skin revealed fat, fat revealed muscle, muscle revealed a buffet of glossy, writhing organs. The intenstines were what her snout dove into first.>The feeling of hot, wet, fresh meat filling her gut was addicting, "humane" food just didn't satisfy like this. The intoxicating feeling of surrendering to desire, wrestling down prey and drinking in all of their dying essence with all of your senses was amazing.>Lyca's ears twitched as she listened to her food's discontent. She took a deep breath, iron, adrenaline, fear. She almost felt bad enough to stop, unfortunately the civilized portion of her brain was not that powerful.>She snarled something vaguely resembling an apology between ravenous mouthfuls of viscera.
>>80045666Every time he asks for Reze but basically specifies that he doesn't want the one we have.
>>80045666I mean, you usually don't need to say 'I don't want to play with you' more than once to get the point across. Don't be obtuse
How funny would it be if Reze actually posted tits?
>>80045793That one Vtuber ava did it once and it wasnt funny. It was very sad.
>>80045775>>80045782archive link? I was under the impression they haven't spoken to each other since Reze went yandere mode on him
>>80038725Molesting someone.
>>80045793I would lose what modicum of respect I still have left for Reze... but I wouldn't be surprised.
>>80045811When was this?
>>80045793Seconding >>80045811It's usually a desperate act for validation
>>80045846Azula?
>>80045877Sure.
>>80045895Will you fuck a horse?
Oh it's Christmas Break weekend so the 15 year olds don't have school.
reze is transgender right?
>>80045930Sure.
>>80045652I had hoped to get off early since I had plans today, but I'm not able to do so. So I'm 'Working' until I can get off. So I'm just gonna have to be late to my plans now :/. Oh well, holiday vacation is coming up soon so that'll be nice.
>>80045960Post tits then.
>>80045955Obviously.
