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Yippee!
>>80050032>A hero's welcome indeed, the Chief although sore that he lost still felt a hint of pride that the two had made it so far together. Good work ma'am. But we'll have to do better the next time.
>>80049934She's fast..>Thanks for hosting. Well done Manhattan Cafe.>>80049962>You and Don had her outnumbered, how did this happen? I need a full report.>>80049982>For an android, that was a very human way to express excitement. A mental note has been made.
>>80050151
>>80050086Time for musical chairs and an excuse to use this image.
THE 2ND GAME OF THE FINAL DAY OF THE WINTER BALL!(And Hosting Using The Event Sim!)YOU'VE GOT 30 MINUTES TO SHOW UP WITH YOUR BEST SUIT WITH YOUR PARTNER FOR--ROMANCE CODE->Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqYPtpzZKrs
>>80050212Kino
>>80050212Catra
>>80050212Knives
>>80050212Peepers
>>80050212Spook man
>>80050152>You may not be UNSC proper, but as a friend and ally of the organization we can offer you a [REDACTED] and truncated report. >The Master Chief's combat rations were drugged by an unknown and likely hostile party while the opfor made effective use of previously undocumented animal assets to assault and terminate Don Quixote. We were by in large caught blind by our far more clever and devious foes. >All the more reason to try harder next time. We WILL win. >>80050195>Amen to that. The Chief'll be more careful in the future.
>>80050212Phage
>>80050212Master Chief
>>80050212Macht
>>80049960Congrats, Cafe.>Thanks for hosting!
>>80050212Alpha1918
>>80050212Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80050212Harley Quinn
>>80050212Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80050212Junko Enoshima
>>80050212Adachi Rei
>>80050212THE MOUNTAIN
>Simdev didn't properly add romance's fatals for some reasonSCRATCH THAT! YOU AND YOUR DATE ARE GOING TO THE CASINO!
>>80050212Consul X>With Knives.>>80050020"Oh.">How... réservée. She's not objecting to such handling. Even being at this ball takes quite the restraint."I'm the type to prefer making little pawns dance on their feet. It's a popular game among Consuls. But doing it myself...">She subtly grits her teeth in her painted smile."-so below me. We prefer culture baroque, and I'm not mostly smitten as other Consuls. It's ostentatious.">The moment her boot touched the dance floor (>>80050086), she twisted, just enough he might see her scarred visage and that her free hand could latch to plant man's shoulder."And colorful for my taste~...!">Oh my god is that FOUR chandeliers."You'll have to teach me."
>>80050212Manhattan Cafe
>>80050212Bowsette
>>80050212Jaygarcia Saturn
>>80050330That is NOT the image I clicked.
>>80050212Starscream
>>80050212Frank
>>80050212Mrs. Igon
>>80050212Ingrid
>>80050212Loona Wolf>AFK
>>80050212Pulchra Fellini!
>>80050212Don Quixote
>>80050212Roxanne Wolf
>>80050212Korea Destroying Igon
>>80050339
>>80050457Excellent. You know your place well. Now make me pelmeni AND make sure to use kosher ingredients. I don't want to get Talmud'd by lord Chemosh from the wrong salt.>>80050452sung jinwoo just died instantly
>>80050452Kek
>>80050212Astolfo
>>80050457I need you to take a picture with your ass out and your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arch is exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and your panties around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.
Richard...
>>80050555checked
Richard stop
>>80050452>Little does Igon know that not only is Don female and not offended by that gesture, Project Moon has weathered many feminist storms!
5 more minutes just in case anyone else shows up. People have a tendency to show up right while I'm doing bonds.
>>80050212The Plant that will destroy Bowsette's balls
>>80050009What were we talking about just now?
>>80050673Something about eating. You hungry~?
DOING BONDS NOW! NO TAKEBACKSIES!
>>80050714Now that you're saying it...I could eat like a horse.
>>80050326>Dancers stumble back clearing a wide fearful ring around the pair. One guest strays too close; a single blade flicks out, slicing cleanly through the tail of a fools coat. He yelps and flees. No one else dares approach. >The motion is swift, deliberate; her smaller frame whipped close against his chest. He whispers smoothly.... Watch the chandeliers, my dear. We’ll bring the house down. Literally.>All of it calculated. All of it out of spite. Because somewhere, in whatever corner of the multiverse/thread/discord/board/twitter/wattpad Vash is hiding Knives wants him to know. I can play at connection. I can perform their pathetic rituals better than you ever could, brother. HAHAHA WHERE ARE YOU NOW NOWHERE WITH MERYL. Without a single drop of your nauseating "love". I win Vash. Fuck you. >He dips her low one hand firm at her waist the other guiding hers. His face hovers bare inches from her painted lips close enough for a kiss that never lands with the chandeliers crushing nearby humans.
>>80050766What an interesting choice of words. Have you got that dog in you? Or perhaps that uma~?
GAMBLE WITH YOUR PARTNER IN YOUR BEST ATTIRE!
Vash lost
>>80050784Interesting...was that not the appropriate expression for being especially hungry~?
>>80050797>Lucky District number 7. The MCPO was ready as can be in his fancy uniform!
>>80050797Hello World
>>80050797Let's get Loony and the Best!
>>80050797Calculating best strategies for card games...
I'm waiting for Knives to shart.
>>80050797As my best attire's all but indistinguishable from my worst I'd say that's much of a muchness.
>>80050797>Ready and confident.Let's get going.
At least when almost everyone here goes bankrupt, they'll have a shoulder to cry on! I sure as shit hope I'm the one not going bust, I've got an entire army to pay the wages of!
>>80050834Usually you eat the horse, not the horse eating you~
>>80050905FOUR PULCHRAS
>>80050905fooooour golden pulchras~!
>>80050797ONWARD, DEAR COMPANION!
>>80050905Good. Great, as soon as I've finished painting this sign I'll set up my own rival casino here in your fucking parking lot!My only regret is that in barring me you've dumped such an unfair freight of responsibility on my partner.
>>80050905"Well, so much for being lucky Chief." Hmm.>The petty officer was only mildly miffed at his simple lapse in memory and the subsequent consequences here. >Now it was up to Don to win this for them!
>>80050905>>80050962>>80050993Mmpph....
>>80050905Wait a minute, why are there FOUR of you?!
>>80050905
>>80050905>That last event though..His luck ran out before it even had a chance to get started~>>80050911But I *don't* usually eat horses Junko-chan~
>>80050905Hm..?>Her sensors are picking up someone.
>>80051006>get frickin smothered in a sea of floof nerd
>>80050905What, did you think I was going to spot you? No way!
Of course I'm hesitant! If I go bankrupt none of my army will protect me from that damn plant!>>80050962The bond system does funny shit like that at times. This is a hentai plot for Harley. Except for the fact that any of the four Pulchras leaving means all four of them go too.>>80050993NO BRINGING YOUR ENTIRE LITTER OF SIBLINGS TO THE CASINO! BANNED!>>80050997Given how your partner and you have already won twice, I'd think your luck would've been better.>>80051013Pulchra wanted to bring her whole family. Probably as a plot to cheat at the tables.
>>80050997that's on you for telling him an Indian joke
>>80051061>(I can afford to be patient.)
>>80050767>>80050797>Let it be known one of those chandeliers fell on >>80050839, just because."Heehee... You're pretty good at this.">Each life snuffed, a confetti of sparkles life force in updraft paints the picturesque breadth of inhumanly union. It's like the Jacobean pivot of a play to inspire awe in disdain. The sympathies of theater are incorrigibly externalized through witness selection, and the sympathy of this night is reifying the sublime sensation of victory.>Victory over Vash the Stampede.>This play's capstone. Id est definitivum.>Now, to win this game...>>80050798>Trvke.
>>80051061>Oh.>...Now, to win the next game.*
>>80051061this is discrimi-nya-tion!you'll be hearing from my pawyer about this!
>>80050797An easy game!>>80050905Too easy in fact! It is not worth my time at all.
>>80051096>Deploys a Bubble Shield to block the falling chandelier. >The Chief isn't amused.
ADACHI IS A VICTIM TO THIS SUDDEN OUTBREAK OF CLONES APPEARING! EVERYONE, PUT ON YOUR MASKS! THIS SHIT IS CONTAGIOUS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!>>80051086You might not afford the shirt on your back if you lose your money in this casino, Mokou. >>80051116You've still got... *checks watch* a little under 5 hours to win.>>80051119GET OUT OF HERE YOU DIRTY NYAGGER!>>8005114299% of gamblers quit right before they win big
>>80051061God, what an uma. I really don't deserve her....>>80051061>I'd think your luck would've been better"Astolfo! Herr Professor Stirner! *Alpha*! (The) Mountain! Enoshima! Starscream! Consul! Fancy a hand of poker? because if so we've got you covered here at Honest Ingrid's! Well yeah, my *car's* the current operational headquarters but..."
>>80051168HOLY SHIT! Thank God I already saw a group of clones earlier...
>>80051168I'll simply wait for Don to get kicked out. It won't be very long; they're already crippled.
>>80051168Information overload- cannot contain...>Her vision fills with static as a billion signals run through her wires. She drops to the floor.
>>80051213>>80051168[It happened again Kino.]I'll get the tool box.>The arduous task of reassembly soon follows.
>>80050862ᴵ'ᵐ ʷᵉᵃʳᶦnᵍ ᵃᵈᵘˡᵗ ᵈᶦᵃᵖᵉʳˢ>>80050905Who? >>80051061AGUUUGHGGHGHGH CAAAAUUGHGGHGHGHH >>80051096Humans forced me to dance, and play the piano. >He straightens her up, guiding her hand to the Casino. It's time to file for chapter 7 bankruptcy. Knives may... just... actually.... like her, but he won't admit it.
>TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES NOW RESOLVED!
>>80051410>Check her out!
>>80051410>Catra unknowingly becomes part of the surveillance drudge's "special collection"
>>80051410They're not real they're not real they're not real-
Catra being spied on gives her an idea!>>80051468Ok now you're just being a tryhard with this druggie badass thing, Mokou. Smarties?>>80051484CATRA SHOULDN'T GET NEAR THOSE PLANTS THEY ALL HAVE IT OUT FOR ME! >>80051513GET OUT OF THE CASINO YOU HOBO!
>>80051547>+11 INT>Off to go outcay ardscay.
The plant dies from lack of cumAND A FREE SLIDE FOR YOUR TROUBLES!
>>80051547>>80051017That's not going to ease that hunger of yours, Mokou-tan~
>>80051547>CATRA SHOULDN'T GET NEAR THOSE PLANTSThankfully she stopped short of digging a shallow toilet in the soil...Oh hi, Manhattan Cafe! No, you may not have won but as with the last game you still did a lot better than I was able to.
>>80051601What code is this?
Mokou's vices catch up to her>>80051605Death can cure any hunger>>80051626Thankfully that plant wasn't red with white dots>>80051652Casino
>>80051547>>80051601Wait a minute, how did I survive that...? AND WHY IS CATRA DEAD?!
>>80051683What death rate is this on?
>>80051547>>80051626This time wasn't my fault, but yes. We've done pretty well haven't we? I feel pretty satisfied.
>>80051605There's only one thing that can satisfy->>80051683>Spoiler: It was winning
THAT EVIL CAT AND HIS BIG OL' EYES!>>80051687You're so caught up with these questions on my date's gross misuse of firearms that peepers just stole all of your shit, dude!>>80051691Very high, my apologies if the game is taking a while, I had technical difficulties in the middle of it which prevented me from posting in a timely manner for one slide.>>80051711The vice is winning? Winning at what? Winning at destroying your liver?>>80051742You might be missing a few. I'll check after this game is over.
>>80051742damn, yall are hot :3
>>80051776I just put all the ones I saw together. I might have missed one.
>>80051742>Looking good so far. I still like the fact you gave the Chief a black tie lol.
>>80051776DAMN IT THE RUMORS WERE TRUE! PEEPERS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY!
>>80051776>Incorrect buzzer sound
>>80051808
>>80051687You shot her with a camera that turned out to be a gun.>>80051694I really couldn't ask for a better partner.
Peepers may be clever enough to steal someone's chips but certainly not clever enough to not BLOW THEM THE VERY NEXT SLIDE!>>80051808He may be evil but he's not very smart>>80051694Your couple is about equal in wins as Alpha. That damn jew might be paying off Vash to get him more wins in the winter ball.
>>80050905>>80050555
>>80051837In the thumbnail it looks like you are holding your panties
>>80051742>>80051776We have 13, I'm workin on it :3Is there any couples I'm missing?
>>80051899Starscream and Phage
>>80051899Yourself and Pulchra too I think.
>>80051896Now I can't unsee it.
>>80051837I just realized I misread the event, I thought it said Catra shot me.>>80051829*Stares*
WNS>MRS. IGON>ROXYPLACE YOUR CHIPS ON THE TABLE NOW!
>>80051941
>>80051946BAYLEFAGS ABOUT TO BE SEETHING BIG TIME CAM ON BABE *BANG BANG BANG* CAM ON SCORE IT SCORE THE FACKIN GOAL WIN IT BABE CAM ON CAM ON WIN
>>80051946You got this Roxanne.
>>80051946>Jinxing Elphelt.
>>80051946>Don died>Well shit...>Put 20 Credits on Mrs. Igon.
>>80051971If she loses, Carnage will never let you live it down.
>>80051946I got this!
>>80051952
>>800520249
>>80051946Roxy, although I feel quite bad for Don Quixote. He was doing so well here >>80051776.
>>80051946ROXY!!
AND THE BEST GAMBLER IN THE WINTER BALL IS...>>80051971>>80051989 technically wrong but I still count it>>80051993>>80052006CORRECT!>>80051976>>80052047NO!
>>80049168Lel.>80049324Man, I had the worst plans in high school, fr fr. >>80049488Aren't bonds supposed to keep this from happening?>80049574Pfffft.>>80049673Dang, being a bitch has come with consequences.>>80049934Gg, and thanks for hosting.>>80051946And Mrs. Igon bet.
>>80052065>... well that's one way to win it lol.
>>80052065>Buys a monster dildo.>>80051971Run you fool!
IGON'S WIFE!
>>80051168Fixing clone bug right now.
>>80052065>>80052098Guess where she's putting that, Igon. Congrats and thanks for the umazing game.
>>80052098Thanks.
>>80052065HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH YES YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH IN YOUR FACES HAHAHAHAH I WIN I FUCKING WIN I ALWAYS WIN IGON IS THE TOP BAYBAYYYYYYYYY FUCK YOU BOWSETTE FUCK YOU CAFE FUCK YOU DON AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK YOU BAYLE IGON WINS AGAIN IN YOUR FACES HAAAAAAAAABOW DOWN TO IGOD AND HIS BABE>>80052006BABE I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>80052098>Sheesh! She really Strove for victory.>TFH!
>>80052098Beautiful.>Thanks for hosting, well done Elphelt.
PLACEMENTSTHANK YOU FOR ATTENDING THE 2ND GAME OF THE FINAL NIGHT OF THE WINTER BALL!IF ANY HOST IN THE LINEUP WISHES TO HOST, I WILL GIVE THEM 20 MINUTES TO DO SO! IF NOT, I SHALL HOST ONCE THAT 20 MINUTES IS OVER>>80052093That bitch is a freak, shame she's loyal...>>80052108If you actually are simdev, might I propose having the bonds not reset when I import additional tributes? When an entry arrives late the bonds get erased when I add them into the game and I have to do it all over again.
>>80052144Nice Job, Elphelt.>And thanks for hosting!
>>80052098>>80052144>Congrats and thanks! >>80052116>Don't disrespect the Chief's girl like that, mister.
>>80052098Congratulations. >>80052144Thanks for all that.
>>80052098F for Igon's anus.>>80052144Franks for hosting.
>>80051314*Bzzt.* Thank you for the repairs, Kino.>>80052098Congratulations and thank you.
>>80052116>BOW DOWN TO IGOD AND HIS BABEI DO NOT BELIEVE I SHALL. Congratulations on winning though!
>>80052144Hmm ok. Also how about a drag portrait feature to set bonds?
>>80052144>>80052098Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>80052116Someone should warn him what's about to happen.
>>80052181Yes please. That would be fantastic for my future prom events.
>>80052144Thanks again for hosting, Kosaku! Additional congratulations to (You) Elphelt.
>>80052098>>80052144Heck yeah. Gg Elphelt.Thanks for hosting.
>>80052144I told you! This is the power of LOOOOVE! Together, we can overcome ANYTHING!>>80052116Aaahhhh~!!! He said he loves me with such ferocity...! I can feel my knees weakening! This is truly the perfect, pinnacle marriage~.... Faaaaahhhhhhh... It's too good to be true...
Now you all see, Igon has proven that they AREN'T real. Kneel.>>80052155You better keep that thing on a tight leash.>>80052167Thank you kenny omega.>>80052211My bro, always looking out for me.>>80052224Just don't stick me with that thing please god no I've survived Bowsette, I can't have my record stained.
>>80052144>Despite being on autopilot while I got food, Don is still here and well!MINE CONGRATS TO IGON'S MAIDEN AND MINE THANKS FOR THEE!
>>80051929Made it before the event, of course :3Had to add the background and whatnot>>80051917I didn't even see them... Alrighty then :3>>80052098Gratz Elphelt! :)Thank you Bowsette :)
>>80052213Have you encountered any other bugs?
>>80052144
odds and i stay here
>>80051896Lies, damned lies and calumnies! I am bringing light and joy into the world.>>80051939The light and joy. Manhattan Cafe cannot unsee the light and joy.
>>80052283Suuuure, well I have nothing to do with whatever "this" is you all are doing, I'll see myself out before security maces me. >>80052314That makes one of us.
>>80052314Byeonara, Anon-sama.
>>80052283S-Shh, every wife preoccupies themselves when their husband isn't around... s... somehow. Y'know-!
>>80052285>IGON'S MAIDEN AND MINE>AND MINEigonbros...
>>80052296I think the only one I encountered besides that is that if you change anything like the text after adding a background, the entire thing just goes white. But that easily fixes and goes away when you save it and load it as a file. So not THAT big of a bug.>>80052314Bye Bye>>80052330If you're taking monster dildos it calls your faithfulness into question. THAT THINGS THE SIZE OF MY FOREARM AND HALF THE SIZE OF MY DICK!
>>80052144GG everyone, thank you Bowsette for hosting and congratulations to Mrs. Igon!
>>80052355Gears are simply built different~>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q25Flq1HFvYThat's for doubting my fidelity~
>>80052283>They *could* still be out there, waiting unseen...>That unsaid the SPARTAN stared briefly at Igon. She's not a thing or a dog. >>80052285>>80052342>What did Don mean by this?
>>80052318Y-Yes, that's exactly it. You're pretty radiant after all. A good counter point to my shadowy nature. Like the sun and the moon.>>80052355I'm guessing he isn't able to really satisfy her. Is that a rude thing to say?
HOLY FUCK A WORKING VERSION OF PLANE CODE IS IN THE SIMULATOR LIST FOR THE EVENT SIM >>80052328ISN'T THAT YOUR CODE?
>>80052458Yeah. I mean, on the one hand, it's cool to see that it was rescued(?) after my mess-up.On the other hand, I... really don't think it was ever all that good. I've never exactly been happy with it: just kinda made my peace with it.
THE 3RD GAME OF THE FINAL DAY OF THE WINTER BALL!(And Hosting Using The Event Sim!)YOU'VE GOT 30 MINUTES TO SHOW UP WITH YOUR BEST SUIT WITH YOUR PARTNER FOR THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF A LOST CODE NOW RECOVERED!-PLANE CODE->Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNj6spCtUE0
>>80052430>>80052355Based kill that bitch, I will also Youtube sound effect attack them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3963W8x2IDie Bitchette die.>>80052432Nuh uh that's a creature you got there. I don't envy you. Look at that thing. Look at its wide, dilated pupils, its menacing stare and mouth etched like a stone statue. Every sound it makes is loud, every cry makes my nerves wrack with dread. It carries a bigger dildo than the one my wife just bought as a weapon. I really don't envy you...
>>80052494Falke
>>80052494Jaygarcia Saturn
>>80052494Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80052494Master Chief
>>80052494Elphelt Valentine
>>80052494Spook man
>>80052494The plant that will drain Bowsette
>>80052494Ez
>>80052494Igon, Chad of Chads
>>80052494Junko Enoshima
>>80052494Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80052494Macht
>>80052494Alpha1918
>>80052494Ingridwho has never hosted this code, played it or seen anyone else doing either of these things
>>80052494Phage
>>80052494Manhattan Cafe
>>80052494Don Quixote
>>80052494Loona Wolf
>>80052494Million Knives
>>80052494Consul Xmas
>>80052494Adachi Rei
>>80052494Kino
>>80052494Harley Quinn
>>80052494THE MOUNTAIN
>>80052501>Despite making *some* good points, the petty officer refused to relent in his stance. She's just eccentric. You're wife on the other hand kidnapped you by force while our partnership is entirely willing. >He'd look Igon up and down at that point. I could say the same for you, Igon. >Cortana even theorized that he may have been subjected to some kind of brainwashing. And with Elphelt's latest "casino acquisition", some "breaking in" for the poor man might even be on the table!
>>80052494Roxanne Wolf
>>80052494Carnage
>>80052494Tora
>>80052494Pulchra Fellini who will smooch Harley + hold her hand regardless of the outcome of the game
>>80052589Honestly, you weren't missing much.
>>80052494Party Crasher HarlynPair me with Carnage.
>>80052494Sam the Bachelor Man
>>80052640Kidnapped smidnapped. You know what they say, sparty, no leaf falls in a wrong place. Ysee the one thing here that sets Igon apart from the rest of YOU PEOPLE... is that after this whole shebang is done, most of you DEVIANTS will go your separate ways. But me? I got a ball and ch- partner for life and we can't be separated. The rest of YOU PEOPLE could try to separate us too, but it ain't working now.>inhaleThat's why Igon is the biggest winner of all time. You understand? I alone... have TRULY made it.
>>80052494Sam's date Seej
>>80052494Orcfag
>>80052648After the game. I got a reply for ya, [B]enom
due to the game being filled up quickly, I'll give you guys 5 more minutes before the entries are closed and I do bonds.
>>80052710>>80052648>>80052494Yeah me and the Gecko are here together.>>80052786>cool.
>>80052750>Goddammit that filename lol. >The totally MANLY CHAD's rebuke towards the "sparty" was rebuffed with a shake of his head. Denial is a helluva thing. It doesn't change what she's done to you. And what else she might do in the future. >The dildo of consequences was waiting, unlubed. I have every intention of staying in friendly contact with Don after this event is complete. >Although there was no telling just yet if such a feeling was mutual between the two... >Regardless, the Chief would offer Igon an olive branch. I don't have any plans to separate you from your wife either. But if you ever change your mind, I and others will be there to help.
Doings bonds now! Too bad 4 latecomers!
>>80052494Ico
>>80052750Honeyyyy~ Did you take your meds today yet? You know you have to~
ARE YOU READY? WE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS CODE IN MANY YEARS! PACK YOUR SUITCASES, THIS DUSTY OL' PLANE AIN'T TAKEN OFF IN A LONG WHILE!
>>80052494Starscream
>>80052861You're just mad Cortana isn't physical so she can't pamper you for real and rub your helmet since you don't take it off and tell YOU everything will be fine. You too like everyone here envy the great Igon. Carnage, laugh at this man with me.>>80052880I've been taking my meds regularly ᵃnᵈ ᵇᵉᵍʳᵘᵈᵍᶦnᵍˡʸ since becoming a better man, why?
>>80052943Murder with ya date time!
>>80052943We're ready. >Both the SPARTAN and Sinner, the Chief offering his partner here >>80052603 a thumbs up from afar.
P.S. SIMDEV JUST MADE IT WAY EASIER FOR ME TO DO THE BOND SYSTEM WITH NO HEADACHE! I WON'T BE A HITLER ABOUT LATECOMERS AFTER THIS GAME!THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIMDEV!
>>80052955
>>80052943Let's do this, Junko-chan~
>>80052955I was laughing at him before you started talking to him, Harl! Stop laughing at that punk from District 8 and laugh with us!
>>80052943Proceed.
GET ON YOUR FLIGHTS WITH YOUR PARTNERS!
>>80052943... if we take off from this taxiway, will it hurt?
>>80052943>>80052995I've let my hair down so it's time to get serious~
>>80052943Let's get Loony and Roxy!
>>80052945Don't worry, I'll attempt to try twice as hard to make up for your absence.
>>80052943Ready to depart!>>80052980>Although moving on a plane was dangerous, the thumbs-up was returned.>>80053017'Tis safe to proceed, Spartan!
>>80052993I'm sorry whatBabe????
>>80053017Full speed ahead X.
>>80052943>THIS DUSTY OL' PLANE AIN'T TAKEN OFF IN A LONG WHILE!Nothing could be more encouraging than this except perhaps seeing the pilot come aboard with an eyepatch, two (2) false limbs and several medals issued by a country that no longer exists.
>>80053017Oh, thank God, this isn't mine.... well, give thanks in all circumstances... but I am a bit upset at dying.
>>80053017>>80053008Gimme like three minutes to land from the plane you just blew up with me in it and I'll think about it.
>>80053017Wait this is my code...
>>80053017
>>80052765Ayy <3.>>80052943Les doo eet.
>>80053017>>80053072>First slide and he's already trying to kill her.Just tuck and roll!
>>80053017I am going to murder you, Macht
>>80052955I never said or even implied that. >Far from being upset, the SPARTAN seemed a tad confused. I mean really, Cortana doing any of that? It sounded inane to this serious, touch-deprived laconic super soldier. Not that he needed that weak shit, his AI butting in over helmet speakers at that point. "We have a healthy and working relationship as is Igon and we intend on keeping it professional." >Which meant nice and platonic! None of this touchy-feely crap! >>80053037>Ha, trying dropping in and landing in one piece from orbit from a Forerunner Keyship for one thing! >Either way let's rumble! >>80053017>>80053037>Case in point, the promising duo was already working well together in this latest escapade! Thanks Don. >Hopefully he could return the favor somehow later.
>>80053017>He's The Mountain, not the Boatswain.
>>80053053You took your meds, so now she's gone.>>80053063We both made it past the bloodbath this time. Good luck.
>>80053023The thumbnail makes her knees look like titties.
>>80053053
>>80052993>>80053053>>80053103>Wait, she was never real!?
>>80053017Oh good, by the tenth round we may even get there. And why are so many of these people wearing monocles?
>>80053103>oh my god.
>>80052943>>80053017Let's do this!
>>80053103>OH MY GOD>THEN WHAT WAS I DOING IN THE BED WHILE IGON SAT IN THE CHAIR
>>80053093>>80053096>>80053103Wait no what the fuck, no that's not how it works, that shit happened. What the FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
>>80053096And you! I just hope I can get through in time to help you collect that bounty.
>>80053017>>80053023>Both halves survive. It's a Christmas miracle!>Hope you're okay with a few stops.Riiiight about here's where you get out, Sammy~
Must be tough watching a beast kill your date, Ingrid...>>80053065You mean it's not your plane or it's not actually the code you made?>>80053063The pilot's actually a rotting skeleton. Is that any better?>>80053103SHE WASN'T REAL?!?!>>80053133Masturbating. IGON'S SCHIZOPHRENIA IS CONTAGIOUS!
>>80053133>>80053134>She's Dust and Echoes now, gents... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8NmynhfeUs
>igon got it was all a dream'dBayle won...
>>80053103>>80053134...you're still gonna have to pay for those legs. I sent the bill in the mail. Good luck with your uh,,,schizophrenia?
>>80053113>>80053103>>80053134I had a feeling that might be the case, but I didn't want to say anything.>>80053147He's an odd one. Sees things that aren't really there. Though people say the same about me as well.
>>80053134Ya took ya meds you fucking iject! Lucky for you, I'm around to save the day yet again with my greatness.>The red guy sucker punches you so hard to make you puke out the meds.>>80053147....I'm out, this is where I draw a line.
>>80053147It's not mine. For further sourcing, cf. >>80053075, Man, Spook, 2025.>>80053103>>80053134Kek.
>>80053147
>>80053143>>80053147>Ah that's more like it.
>>80053103>>80053113>>80053119>>80053133>>80053134>>80053156>>80053160
..............I don't feel so good right now................
>>80053147Not every day I get a half-naked clown with my nerd shit but I won't complain.
>>80053147>Must be tough watching a beast kill your date, Ingrid...(removes gloves, spits on floor)Out of your tank, you fucking thing! Come on!
>>80053017>Don't worry about the lack of AC, Rei has her own cooling systems!Stay close.>>80053103>will igon ever win...
>>80053017Oi! MOUNTAIN! Who's the babe ya!‽ Thinkin' of eatin' her ain'tcha‽!>>80053103>She was never real....Igonbros........>>80053147Hey, girly-brat. Go over there and lure how any bakemonos. I'm bored!
>>80053147"Scanning... wait a moment, that thing is alive!" >Cortana's warning came too late, the once previously thought inanimate creature springing to violent life to maul the pair before him and Ingrid. The Chief didn't hesitate to open fire with his assault rifle as he shouted while running back. Get clear, now! >>80053167You should've spoken up sooner, ma'am. It's not good to encourage delusions. No matter how comforting they may be. >>80053192>>80053197... I'm sorry.
>>80053198A furry used me for free board and rent, so it's on you to do something, god forbid someone here makes ME happy.
IGON'S SCHIZOPHRENIA IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS! KEEP DISTANCE FROM HIM AND/OR WEAR A MASK WHILE NEAR HIM!>>80053167THERE ARE TWO CONTAGIOUS SCHIZOS I REPEAT THERE ARE TWO CONTAGIOUS SCHIZOS! >>80053178>>80053075Heh. Guess it's still lost! That's a tad bit of a buzzkill.>>80053192>>80053197We might need to isolate him, he's highly contagious.>>80053198This sounds a bit like schizophrenia too... Oh no...
>>80053134Thou stopped believing in thine dream...>Only Igon knew if Don was truly packing heat or not that day.>>80053147>Unfortunately, she would be repaid by a different shade of green entirely. One that'd be fatal.>>80053192>>80053197Mine sympathies rest with thee.
>>80053231What if you already have it?
>>80053228Gimme like one more day to stop being mad about the plane thing and I'll try.>>80053231I can't catch somethin' I already had! HA!
>>80053231>We need to isolate Igon. No. We need to save him. https://youtu.be/MKVbMZGeA3Y?si=U9aQo56XLuaLB1qa&t=34
>>80053147Wait! I simply wish to make digital copies of the book! This is not stealing...!>>80053231Behold, Kino. I am committing Grand Theft Auto.
>>80053259Well think of it this way Harl, you can either be mad at me, or take it out on everyone here!
>>80053103Not even I'M that cruel. Good Satan below, my most abyssal condolences.
>>80053192>>80053197WAIT SO WHO WAS DISRESPECTING MY BOUNDARIES, THE OTHER DAY!‽>>80053231>[Grabbing the electric fence. Letting all that voltage course through him!]GIVES THE GREATEST FEELING! I'M EAGERLY LOOKING FOR A MEAL! AND MATE!>[He's "AMPED" up right now.]
>>80053197Go on. Let it out. Cry for us~
>>80053231Have fun you crazy kids!(They'll be standing at meals for a month once I've caught them.)
Wait... If Igon's wife is still in this game... Does that mean everyone with an event with her is catching Igon's schizophrenia...?>>80053252We ALL saw her... WE'RE ALL INFECTED! WHAT IF YOU'RE A SCHIZOPHRENIC ILLUSION?! WHAT IF I'M A SCHIZOPHRENIC ILLUSION?! MY SKIN ITCHES I SEE BUGS UNDER MY SKIN I NEED TO DIG THEM OUT I NEED TO DIG THEM OUT I NEED TO DIG OUT THE BUGS THE ITCHING NEEDS TO STOP>>80053276We ALL need to be saved, Chief. You don't see the scope of this. We ALL saw her.>>80053281that got an audible chuckle out of me
>>80053281>Good Satan below.>Satan's post is below.Heh
>>80053220>The Chief didn't hesitate to open fire with his assault rifleI agree that's certainly *one* way of handling the situation.
>>80053220He wouldn't have believed me and it would have only made this moment worse for him that it already is.>>80053231My friend is very real, thank you.>>80053314>Does that mean everyone with an event with her is catching Igon's schizophreniaMass hysteria is a well documented phenomenon. Remember the Salem witch trials? Or the War of the Worlds broadcast?
>>80053314... you're right. "Even *I* was fooled and that isn't an easy trick I'll have you know." >Mulling it over with Cortana, the Chief continues even as he's pulled into a more peaceful realm. What are our options? This problem needs to be addressed quickly.
>>80053192Poor Igon..>How do we fix him?
>>80053231Rest in piece Rock man!
>>80053314Use a knife, that digs the deepest!
>>80053231Huh... oooooooooo.. fiiire.. fire, FiRe!.. FIRE! :3My love... fire, I love the event :3
>>80053356>Over the din of combat the petty officer gave the goddess a nod. You saw what it did to the others. Including your partner. >It tore Manhattan Cafe apart before their very eyes! Force is and was the correct answer! >>80053358Doing the right thing is never easy miss. But we have to try all the same.
>>80053314Or we could just take some product that already exists and add a clock to it. All in favour?
>>80053314Human-made garbage!Oi, metal brat, and low-tier bakemono. Fix this! While I do something else.>[SUCH as hovering over the water. Hands behind head and legs crossed together. Leaving them two behind.]>>80053331(Huh. Funny.)
Even the jew has schizophrenia now...>>80053358but IS YOUR FRIEND REAL? IS YOUR FRIEND REAL?!?!>>80053367We need to get a cure for this ASAP... But I'm scared. Scared that there's a possibility that she wasn't the only schizophrenic delusion here.>>80053386I NEED TO CHOP MY ARM OFF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH THE BUGS ARE INFESTING MY ENTIRE ARM I FEEL IT IN MY MUSCLES>>80053383Beat the mountain at his own game, god damn!
>>80053442Have you been huffing the weed killer again?
>>80053409>Force is and was the correct answer!Then we're in agreement. As I'm sure you'll also have been swift to notice there's more than enough of that eldritch horror for the both of us.
>>80053442>[Spits]Save yourself! Scum! >[HE'LL keep on walking.]>[Also Tora is a male.]
>>80052593>>80052945Here ya go :)
Igon's meds are already wearing off... I can tell this isn't going to end well.>>80053468That's one of my contingency plans if the plant starts sucking me off. Dies after the first load!>>80053493I set it to male, I think something's off. I'll contact simdev about it if you notice it again.>>80053520Nice addition to the lineup
>>80053442Some of us are saner than others. Which is why I'm proposing a special operation to save Igon first. >Enter Operation: LOVE ACTUALLY where the ultimate goal was to see if Igon has schizophrenia or if he just needs a new girl. >Positions are open, and the Chief is looking for BRAVE VOLUNTEERS to assist him in the noble objective! >>80053479We've got the firepower. Now we just need to use it ma'am. >By now they had hopefully retreated to a safe distance to better plan out their next phase of attack(s).
>>80053442Always did.https://litter.catbox.moe/jwh5kt3xg9j3rqs9.png
>>80053520>Starscream with the million dollar smile there.
>>80053531Okay so the bugs under your skin and snorting the weed killer maybe linked together....Also Harl up here avenging me, well shit guess I did pick a good date.
>>80053531DAMN IT HARLEY!
>>80053079I gotchu bruv~
>>80053531Great, even my workshop want to kill me.
>>80053403>>80053531You were right. They never expect the looney tunes traps...
>>80053531>>80053577Accidentally.... Accident... my apologies :(
O-OH MY GOD! IGON NOOOOO!!!!! I-I.... I don't know what to say. I- I didn't his schizophrenia was so bad. I... I would like to dedicate a moment to silence for Igon. I wish I found out about his condition earlier so I could've saved his life... This is just- fucked up. I'm sorry for anyone who's witnessing this. We'll make it through this.>>80053575Surely weed killer could kill bugs too, right?>>80053547Kek I just remembered that study. Haven't seen it in a while, last time I saw it was in /pol/.
>>80053079>>80053581You will be the upmost of gentlemen, I'm trusting you... :)
>>80053623i'm actually going to puke. I can't believe this happened.
>>80053520>Starscream's smile>>80053531Oi! Pretty boy! Looks like I'm eating ya heart! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY "HAM-BAKKERS!" YOU SCUM! THIS IS THE JUMP START YA NEED!>[Tora's Claws clash with ED'S car.]
>>80053623No! You have to snort bug killer! I'd suggest Raid with a lemon scent.
>>80053643I should post this in the Arknights general on /vg/ just to see people's reactions.
>>80053539Retreat *bollocks*!(activates Solar Blade Barrier to effect so spectacularly bloody even the Chief's lip twitches.)
>>80053623>Igon... >>80053666>Sounds funny already lol. Be sure to screenshot or link the reactions then.
>>80053520>Thanks. Even if Starscream would never Mass Shift to something so small.>>80053036I'll trust you'll do well!
>>80053565>>80053654It was too fantastically cursed to not leave it :3HQ
>>80053623rest in power Igon
>>80053520>>80053643That just leaves you with the disgusting vile loathsome murderhobo scumbag and Carnage.
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>>80053520A very nice interpretation. I was wondering how you'd deal with the height difference.>Phage
>>80053623>[She may have survived a blizzard.]>[Turn around Harley and see the tiger yokai frozen a pounce pose (Pic related.) Ready to eat you. With a frozen tear falling down his face.]ijustwantedtoeatyou!Soshecanbemine!>[*Sad frozen tiger moans*]https://files.catbox.moe/sed3f7.png
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>>80053666>tripsSiege is based and redpilled
