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AND YOUR WINNER IS....>>80056654>>80056642CORRECT!>>80056627>>80056641>>80056652WRONG!
Well.. Guess I suck.
>>80056809Thanks for hosting
>>80056809Damn...
Hiro come here, we'll have loser segs
>>80056809"Hahahahaha! Good. You showed those putrid insects you're better than them all. I feel like I could become FIXATED.">He fucking did it. Vash LOST.
>>80056809Aww well sheit. Good job Knives.Thanks for hosting homie.10/10 event. Shit was cash. You kicked ass and the thread was active af.Time for good bed.
>>80056809Congrats and thanks for hosting~
KNIVES IS THE SURVIVING GROOM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLaMd_EAo4
>>80056809Congratulations Knives, way to go superstar!Thanks for hosting!-Roxy
>The Rockefeller Plaza Ice Rink has instead moved to this thread as an alt location.>You can still ice skate in it too! I mean if you want.
>>80056604>You're the real MVP Optimus Prime. >>80056809>Thanks for hosting. Well done Knives.
>>80056809WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY, MORDRED?That's right, never try.
>>80056858Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting!
>>80056867I'm gonna ram Clarent up your butt if you keep that smug stuff up.
>>80056863Eric...
>>80056858Thanks.
>>80056866>Forgot my face
>>80056809>>80056858MINE CONGRATS TO KNIVES AND MINE THANKS FOR THEE!>Seriously, thank you and everybody else. Never have I seen HG this energetic, yet peaceful.
>>80056858>Congratulations and thanks for hosting!
>>80056809Took one for the team.Thank you for all the games, Bowsette! :3Congratulations Million Knives!>>80056821Don't challenge me to a sucking contest>>80056862You are the absolute best~ <3~L
>>80056915U are a raging homosexual
>>80056884No no, give him praise. He manned up and didn't make a split thread.
PLACEMENTSTHANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENDING THE FINAL GAME OF THE WINTER BALL AND MAKING THIS EVENT THE MASSIVE SUCCESS IT WAS, I HOPE YOU HAD AS MUCH FUN AS I DID HOSTING FOR YOU! AND LOOK FORWARD TO FUTURE PROM EVENTS IN THE FUTURE DUE TO THE OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE RECEPTION! HAVE AN AMAZING REST OF YOUR NIGHTS, EVERYONE!
>>80056858thankssssss for hosting kosaku ball was good shiti conducted great evil for it while feeling zesty if you know what i mean, i have a reputation as one of the most heinous villainfags to keep upnow i must hit the hay gngngn-
>all capsHe has learned from Big H kek.
>>80056858Congratulations to the happy couple. And thank you for hosting.
Oh yeah, and wincard soon! Tomorrow-ish.
>>80056858Can you add my date to the wincard if possible?
>>80056884>>80056927I wouldn't say praise but no need to shitpost it either.
>>80056858Gratz Knives! :)Thanks for everything Bowsette! :)
>>80056858GG Plant gun guy.>>80056930Thanks for hosting.>>80056933>I think I forgot to reply to you in the last thread, my bad man.
>>80056858Congratulations, Knives! Thanks to (You) for this host and for all the effort you've given to this event, Kosaku.Likewise to *you*, Manhattan Cafe. I'm so glad and grateful to you for inviting me to be a part of it all.
>>80056961Everyone's date is being added to their wincard. Wouldn't feel right if they weren't!
>>80056930GG everyone, thanks for hosting and congratulations to Million Knives!>>80056840I'd like that!
>>80056930>TFH! The event was great!>>80056863>The Lady Consul lifts her finger, causing the giant Christmas tree to elevate from deletion of gravitic forces. She then twists her digit around, causing it to hurl into the ring, rolling people over and crushing them flat as she cackled with glee.
>>80056858>>80056930Kekek! That bakemono didn't sunk!Nice job! Thanks for the fun! Remind me to eat that wolf bakemono next time!>>80056930https://youtu.be/SAclDL5_JRY?si=w1cpVbQMIzxScy2P
>>80056930https://youtu.be/Ef-cIXtIZeM?si=Nw-zhl1cL6CIobujgreat event. great times. great way to end the year.
>>80056985God I love you...
>>80056930Nice job Knives.>Thanks for hosting! And hosting, and hosting!>>80056848It's too bad you're not me, since you smell so damn nice. Instead of smelling like ketchup like me~
>>80056978And thank you for accepting my invitation. We make a good team.
>>80056983>drains you.
>OH MY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ALTCATION >OH MY PROM IS LE DEADERIC LOST DICKEY LOST
>>80056930It was an agreeable occasion. Now where is my slave? I want the pelmeni made with kosher substitutes now.
Okay, so, I didn't see what happened with Igon and Elphelt, but Seeji said something about she wasn't real? Could use a qrd, but anyway, I was trying to make a Thanos snap, the site I found actually... made this instead XDHQ
>>80057012Don't we?
>>80057051Holy shit
>>80056915We are the best~ <3
>>80057051He took his meds and stopped hallucinatingShe vanishedBayle won
>>80057051>Oh fuck man.
>>80057051Igon is such an eternal virgin he can't even keep that fat titted marriage addict
>>80057006Shall we :3
I enjoy Igon's shenanigans
>>80057051Umazing...>>80057057We really do.
>>80057051>He's waifu vanished.>Gained the determination to live and grow back his eyes.Igon.... Kill Bayle again.
>>80057051KEK
I loved that event, now there's a big void in my heart after it's over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5iA4Zupek>>80057018NOT RIGHT AFTER THE EVENNTTTTT!!>>80057051TOPKEK
>>80057098igon is one of the big cheeses now
>>80056983Thank you. One moment...>>80056994>After winning he glides toward his date in a lazy figure eight, bodies dropping in his wake like snow flakes. Without slowing, he seizes her by the waist.Winning truly is a Christmas miracle. IN YOUR FUCKING FACE VASH! I WON!
>>80056933>he was the one who cucked IgonSpot does it again
>>80057051Damn, looks like the only date Igon actually had was his right hand!
>>80057110>It's the way he looks back at (You) like he knows, he just fucking knows!
>>80057051>Well. I wonder, what's next for Igon?
>>80057051>Incredible stuff.>>80057127>And yeah.. that event was way more delightful than I anticipated. Looking forward to your next thing.
>>80057051>He's locking the fuck in! How will he cope now?
>>80057075WE are the best~ <3>>80056924I just love the taste of Fizzy Faz>>80057051Even though I was busy for most of the event, this is just fucking hilarious~L
>>80057190Back to the farm.
>>80056930
The current big cheeses:Kosaku Sam Spot Junko Igon
>>80056933for the great evil of breaking igon's heart and making him have a psychotic break... There's only one fate fitting for trash like you.>KORE-GA... REQUIEM-DA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC_mHIBCHDo
>>80057186This is Bayle doing, btw. I know that crippled Drake is behind this. This is why the only good Drake is the sex snek.Also, up to continue?>3MEN
RA ROO
>>80057095>The cat rested her arm snugly around Harley's waist and laced their fingers together. Pulchra's tail playfully swayed behind as she took the first steps to lead~We shall <3>>80057051im crying
>>80057215>I've the sense things will never be the same after.
>>80057232>kosakuEvents good>samTrendsetter good>spot Events and game arcs good>junkoYapping good?>igonFunny thread rp good
>>80057252>Its a bit late for me, but I'll try to catch you soon.>Also Carnage has to carry around an unconscious Harlyn over his shoulder for the rest of the night.
RA ROO>>80057310It's just Igon, he'll manage. He always finds something new to do
>>80057139Which type of cheese is he?
>>80056933>Not only did you rob Igon of his dream, you deprived me of sharing a bed with best GG girl.>You truly are evil if it's true.
>>80057326Swiss
Which one of you fags is trying to get more Alpha porn in the loli thread? >>>/b/943893183
a nice event
>>80057102I'm absolutely coming apart here but thanks again, good night, and see you again soon!
Not cool, Spot. You need to apologize to Igon for what you did. Don't do that again.
So what now?
>>80057332>Pumps up your shoes.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8oYb0SwjuZk
>>80057391Now we leave HG and let the threads die
>>80057391Shitpost Vash.
>>80057361I would imagine it's Alpha, bigger question, why are you in the loli thread?
>>80057391Find a couple and stab them!
>>80057391We sleep now and continue our shitposting tomorrow using the event as ammunition
>>80057414It's the /b/ AI thread, not the loli thread but it's always filled with loli. I've been part of that thread many years ago. I sometimes check in to see if my old friends show up
>kosaku's threadfag event did better than this year's SAWbased off of who didn't enter the event I think it's clear who's mad over this fact
Sunny bros...
>>80057425>Shitposters>Sleeping
>>80057324>Not wrong. I guess in due time we'll see.>>80057374>Yeah it was a fun time.
>>80057446Its a shift change
>>80057446Settle down councilfag you have your 3 am sessions
>>80057361>>80057414I think it's Alpha, looking at the filename.
>Eric's immediately seething about potential euro hours gossiplollmaogo to bed dude
Mordred wants to shitpost too!!>>80057469Guess I found David again.
>>80057317Bet. Have a good one than.>>80057389>
>>80057393>Don't worry, she made the laces on Rocinante extra tight. However, Don would cap off the night by using those super puffy shoes to slowly drift towards the stars. Might there be more dreams and stories out in space?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0H5ah1G7A
>>80057149"Ah!">So forward!"I knew we would~ It's only natural. Look at us, weed, we're something else, differentiated from all the feral excrement here calling themselves persons.">A hysterical smile paints the abstruse face of the creature called X."These humans are only capable of destruction and apathy~ HmhmHMHM~! It almost makes you want to just KILL THEM ALL NOW! But rubbing it all in their smarmy mugs is fine too.">She isn't the thing you want leaning in closer, yet here she is doing that with someone just as lugubrious as she."We did good, huh? I think I like you after all, and I'm not even truly capable of love! Any time, weed...">So much anguish and carnage caused. Today was a good day.
>>>/b/943893183Richard...
I clocked out for my shift. Did you euro shitposter read today's manifest? It's important for tonight's work.
How many dates went lewding in discord during the event?
>>80057500>It's a sign, Bio-Brolly when?>Catch you later.
>>80057530I hope he packed a lunch too. What good is starving yourself?
>>80057149>>80057520SMOOCH
>>80057531All of them
>>80057531Definitely not us U//w//U~L
>>80057531Igon and his date.
Igon deserved it.
>>80057576You can't talk about a big cheese like that
Now it is the time for you all have sex now. Prease, have sex now.
First 24 for bait
Is Bowsette more Koopa or human?>>80057531Igon and his left hand that he dreamed up as his wife. Oh, and probably you and Chihiro.>>80057605>kills you with an improvised shotgun
>>80057616Cokey Cola Bears
>>80057554As much as I like autistic fitefag ArrPee. I would never put anyone through torment of Bio-Broly. Even if it was ArrPee.>>80057576>T. Bayle
Wait.. Car was sexing Vash for the event? That's really funny.>>80057567LIAR>>80057560I didn't, I only lewd cuddles Hiro>>80057575LIARIgon is a virginia>>80057620NOT A LIAR
>>80057605But Abe, most of them are lesbians, others are villains/murder hobos.
>>80057625https://x.com/raccoonAuras/status/2002325201259016692
>>80057520You’re tolerable company. Which is rare. >A pause. He tilts his head slightly, studying her hysterical smile like it’s a mildly interesting specimen.Want to have sex?>No flourish. No smirk. Just the question casual, direct, the same tone he might use to ask if she prefers her massacres silent or screaming. He waits, snowflakes melting untouched on his suit. This is the highest honor Knives can give any woman.
>>80057616Macht
>>80057616Repanse>>80057643Hey handsome~
Now it is the time for communal sex.Please, have several sexes now.
>>80057674
>>80057640POPCORN! WILL WE SEE FUCKING?!>>80057625Bio-Broly is eerily similar to the plot of DBS: Super Hero
>>80057616Player2 Cheerio Mt. Fuji Saké
excuse me. STRAIGHT CONSENSUAL SEXO BETWEEN 2 ADULTS IN MY HG. TOT UOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>80057674You have to host orgy for sex and you have to do it before the thread falls asleep
>>80057695it is my duty to serve the HG-Soviet.give me a minute
Moon bros...
>>80057616the psycho lodge>>80057627Thank you for adding Roxy to the database, she really liked that :3
Cunny bros...
Predict the *ric excuse he'll use for why he didn't attend Prom.
>>80057616Tora>>80057639(Never mess with trash pandas especially when a family of them is around.)>>80057684(At least they gave us canon Gohan Blanco.)
>>80057704>Orgy codeOh boy.
>>80057742I was so fucking wasted I forgot I did that.. I do lots of weird stuff when drunk..
>>80057751He already made Dickey do the cope post before Prom crying about muh rp arcs or some shit. OH MY SHITPOSTERS
>>80057655I haven't seen knight like you around here before.
Stop entering my bait
>>80057772Not just any knight! a Grail Knight!Against all evil for The Lady!
>>80057640"...Fuck it, why not? It's been centuries since I was able to make use of this body.">It is simply energy shaped to her will."I can't promise you it'll feel good~! But if you're adventurous...">That is one dangerous closeup to her eye you're getting there, one intense stare to belie the daunting and recondite sense only a Moebius might be able to offer."I can show you what melding minds is like.">In other words, you are about to get your brains fucked out. There's no turning back now.>The Lady Consul grabs him firmly by the suit, that's the kind of possessive death grip you get from starring in yandere hentai, and thanks to your being you, then yes Knives are in fact included."No backing out now, weed..."
Hot
>>80057799REAL HG SEX WOWOWOW
Finarry.
>>80057799Now THIS is some RP I'm actually gonna read>>80057846He would be so proud...
>>80057798Splendid. Then, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. Do you have a name, Grail Knight?
>>80057799
>>80057757I forget simple things when I'm drunk lolI'm glad you're alright and thank you again, you helped a lot and I appreciate you :3
>>80057799+2 gamer cred
I like you people sometimes
>>80057889Repanse de Lyonesse, once a peasant of Lyonesse, rissen to the title of Paladin bestowed upon me by the Lady of the Lake herself for saving Bretonnia from a Chaos invasion.Also commander of the Chevaliers de Lyonesse and known as the Damsel of War.
>>80057937This.
>>80057799>His own blades answer her grip by sliding out just a few curling lazily around her wrists, her waist her throat in a loose, possessive cage of razor petals. Not threatening. Claiming. Edging.Centuries is too long. >His hand moves faster than thought one pale, long fingered grip sliding straight between her legs grabbing her her possessively through the fabric firm like the orange man. Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. Somewhere where the humans can watch their icons defiled by our act.
I love when the retarded AI bugs out..
>sipsKino.
KNIVES GRABBED HER BY THE PUSSY
Vash bros....
>>80057947
>>80057616Samael >>80057937https://youtu.be/ETSbBy066gc?si=ziADRSmLl5MW3BKS
>>80057616Blaidd's Wife
STOP ENTERING MY BAIT AAAAAA
I should be the one fucking Car.
>>80058057It must suck being brown
I demand 24 of your finest tributes for the Soviet Breeding Program. Only the fittest shall survive.I admit it's been a while since I've hosted or joined orgy code, but if memory serves, it's not very good.
>>80058057No, I should be the one.
>>80058108Cokey Cola Bear
>>80058108Bowsette
>>80058108Use the entries from the bait to help fill
>>80058108Samael
>>80058108Pulchra Fellini
>>80058184if we don't hit 24, I will.
>>80058108Macht>>80057941Macht. I am the magic instructor of the Glück family. I'm sure that name is unfamiliar with the city of Weise.>He gives Repanse a look up and down with a pleasant smile.In any case, Lady Repanse, you must be weary from your heroic travels. Enjoy your stay here.
>>80058108Master
>>80058108Lizzie
>>80058108Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80058108The OG grabbly grabber
>>80058108Harley Quinn
I HAVE BEGUN ENTERING ENTRIES FROM THE BAIT GAME, DO NOT PANIC.I WILL ALSO ACCEPT SAMES NOW.
>>80058197Hnnnng.... <3
>>80057947"Ah~">Even the alien are susceptible to perversion.>And she reciprocated the gesture with a leg running up to latch around his hip.Statue of Liberty, or the heart of the big apple... Mmm, choices...">A good old iconoclasm packaged with the intermingle of pitiless and now erotic exogenous entities, each squeeze widening her grin as she lets her other hand explore higher, to walk finger by finger along his neck and features."The one I can decapitate. Penny girl. Imagine how feisty that'll be~... Imagine the screams, and the shock. Let's drink it, weed. Let's fucking drink it and watch them despair, it'll be our aftercare cigarette too~ I know how this play goes, act from act, weed~...">And all the more convenient by her will transferring them across distance in an instant bridging.>Like it was no more than a mirage, the Consul's uniform is shedding like leaves in the fall one violet and iridescent petal at a time."Look at me. Look at all my scars. I'm gonna make you feel each one, and every touch is invitation for my power to rape your mind. And you'll kiss them too, hmhmheee... I'll make you. Now come here, let's exchange tastes and see who's on top.">That hand cradling his cheek wrapped around the nape, and she dragged him in closer, willing to wrestle for control. The mashing gesture was like a kiss, if only more crude and alike with an animal's strive to devour flesh. The flesh and spirit alike will be sampled on her tongue, and the synapses of thoughts sped up and down and wrangled by her unseen hands.>He did indeed get his brains fucked out that night. Did he end up losing his mind? Who can tell. All we know is that sometime afterwards, the Statue of Liberty's head was found floating in the channel like Clover had thrown it.>Evanescere in nigrum. Finis!>cuz I have to go to bed now lol. Quebecois, not mainlander, which is only marginally better I'll be honest. Thanks for balling with me lol
>>80058391This is AI.
>french canadianoh no.
>>80058391>Not showing the whole sceneBOOOOOOO ORCFAG RAPE THIS BITCH
>>80058108Sunny
>>80058461I'm suprised Carfag went that far even I'd give them a break
>>80058108Zone-Tan
alright, slop it up fellas, let's get this game done
>>80058422My sources tell me no.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100929568
>>80058376>that tongueunf. you know what to do
>>80058108Archaon
>>80058524The text.
>>80058524>black bar
>>80058108Liru!
>>80058526Right away my sweet <3
>>80058369And just like in real life, the commies just take whatever they want without asking kekSure, you can have my farm this time
>>80058391>He leans in meets her crude devouring kiss with equal ferocity no tenderness, just a clash of superior beings trying to consume one another. >Blades manifest in a halo around them, slicing wind slicing moonlight keeping the world at bay. Her infinite mind fucking floods his synapses like molten red his Plant blueish whitish gates flare white in response, forcing entry back into her. A mutual violation brutal, exquisite, no surrender on either side.>They fuck atop the torch like the apocalypse made flesh: her riding his lap, his hand fisted in her hair PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP POUNDING HER PUSSY MAKING SURE IGON AND EZREAL AND THE OTHER VIRGINS FEEL HIS SUPERIORITY EACH PLAP MORE FORCEFUL THAN THE LAST JUST TO SPITE VASH his blades carving shallow warnings into the copper skin of the statue itself: KNIVES X. Helicopters circle too late on the ritual, we fade to black who knows what happened that night? >Seggs. Omelette du fromage, kek you're welcome lol.
>Suddenly, a golden light shines across all HG. A man descends from the heavens themselves, reborn in the flesh. It's Shinzo Abe, former Japanese prime minister.Finarry, heterosexual sexual has been had. The heterosexual powersh you arr gave off has revrived me. And now I shall usher in a new era of sexu for all. Evreryone wirr have sexu and breed.It's time... 2026... shall be the new year of HORNY.
I came to this ERP.
>>80058630>New Year of the HornyBased.
>>80058615Cumming
>>80058630
>>80058391>>80058615What's their child looking like?
>>80058668>The shotgun blast is incinerated by Shinzo Abe's aura before reaching him.Nod thisu time, bitchu.
>>80058108Honey The Cat
>>80058720>tfw best cat returns
>>80058549It took like 20 minutes for them to write it I doubt it, probably just being flowery
More proms please so I can get laid.
>>80058108Roxanne Wolf
>>80058777>fucks u
>>80058777Igon...
>>80058462 id ship it >>80058720
Why so slow and dead?
>>80058944Post event slump.
God lord.. there is a "blacked loli" thread on /b/...Hold my beer..I'm on a mission.
Culture war status?
>>80058980>meh meh meh meh meh
>>80058944No one cares about orgy...
>>80058980What war?
Chihuahua...
This is not the love and peace Vash meant
>>80058744>Never left.
Malon > Zelda
>>80059009>tfw best cat never left!
>>80059021In your opinion who won and who lost the hardest this ball
>>80059036Winner's circle of the Winter Ball:ElpheltLoser's circle of the Winter Ball:Everyone
soooooooooooooooo?
>>80059321It's past midnight. Don't drop a 'soooooooooooo' like something is supposed to be happening right now.
>>80059337You never scored.
>>80059337People had sex and you didn't.
>>80059337Why didn't you have sex?
>>80059337Feel not my boyu. There is hopu fur yew yetto.
>>80059356Let me throw that right back at you - have you scored? Huh?>If anon goes to respond, Ezreal cuts him off by repeatedly snapping his hand open and shut in front of his face.'Uhhhh, uhhh, uhh' - What's that? Got nothing to say? Yeah, I didn't think so. >>80059389People are having sex right *now*. And in another ten seconds, another pair of people are going to be having sex. Doesn't sound so amazing when you think of it like that, huh?>>80059404I believe in the sanctity of marriage, clearly. >Ezreal then huffs before going on a tirade.You know, everyone always gangs up on me like I haven't had tens of opportunities to have had sex in the past. You think somebody could just flub all those opportunities like that?>Ezreal runs a hand through his hair, smoothing it out while he continues his rant. No. It's an active, conscious decision to never seal the deal with anyone. I just really cherish the first experience of something, so, the perfect conditions need to exist before I sex anyone. I believe in romance, not hook-up culture. It has to be something special and truly intimate, but y'know, this place is full of psychos, so where is a loverboy like me ever going to find a thing like that here? >>80059411I'm not fearing anything at all! Do I sound like I'm fearing anything right now?! HUH!?
TAIGA YOUR CRAIGYPOO IS HERE
>>80059553Two psychos just had sex on the statue of liberty
>>80059553Rerax my shon.>The second coming of Abe praces a reashuring hand on Ezshreal's shourder. He rooks him in the eye.I promrish yew, the newr yearh wirr be oursh. A prace where rove and comprassion wirr frorish. There wirr be many chancseshu for everyrone. Rook at this.>He proints at >>80058615>>80058391 the prant still reeking semenu on the crazy rady even thro ezshreal probabry no want rook at such explicit scenu.Thissu issu jurst the berginning. Even monsteru rike them find rove here. Even insane person like Harryn and Carnoog. Even inshrel like Master Sheef and kemonomimi rike Poochra. Exshept Igon tho fruck that roser inshrel. My pointu ish... hang in there Ezsh. Ganbare. Ganbare!>Shinzo Abe's speech has brought tearu to yoru eyu.
>>80059553So.. you noticed you aren't getting laid and then decided to become a respectable, powerful wizard, yes? And now your wizardry quest makes you talk about marriage first and such.I respect it.. but like.. sex is fun.
>>80059553You're missing out, just saying.
>>80059741Right..That poor guy never had the lewd fun we had together. Isn't it sad?.. if only he knew how amazing that stuff is..
I like the virgin bullying that's going on.
>>80059605I know. I saw.>Ezreal shows Anon his phone, revealing a series of blurry, pixelated photos that were taken after pushing the digital zoom to its absolute limits. They were too blurry to make out, but one photo looked like Knives was buried inside of Consul's guts while she bounced in his lap, and another looked like she had her face mashed up against his crotch. Again - these photos were very blurry and those might not be the actual positions they took.I don't know why I only took pictures. >He says, with his voice full of regret.I should've gotten a video. I think I would've done better than the both of them.>He pauses for a moment, and then with completely unearned pride he clarifies:At sex, that is.>>80059661>On the contrary, as he just went over with the Anon, Ezreal was more than willing to look. He was willing enough to take pictures of the event, and curse himself for not doing the smarter thing and recording a video instead.Alright Abe, alright...>Ezreal's manic disposition relents in the face of such reassuring compassion. I'll take your encouragement to heart. Yep, this is it. This is the year I get laid. >He gives a soft, uplifting smile to assure Abe of his conviction. And maybe... Just maybe... Start a family.>And he decides to give Abe a bit of hope too, in gratitude for being so supportive! >>80059717Sex is fun, sure. But you know what? After thirty minutes - probably twenty-four hours for me, I'm a beast - it's done. And then what? You have sex again? Okay, sure. But then, again, it's over. So it's like... Do you really just need to keep having sex? Chasing one high after the other? Yeah, when I lay it out like that, it doesn't sound fun at all. So I'm pretty much not missing out on anything>>80059741Oh my Gooooooodddd,>Ezreal groans as another non-virgin springs up out of nowhere! God, he could tell by the way this twink talked that he was a real genuine sex-haver.This many people surely can't have had sex before!
>>80059824Are we ever going to haze sex ez?
>>80059824I'm wheezing over here watching you get bullied.HAVE SEX, INCEL
>>80059853Off to a horrible start with the greenface. >>80059862Mhm, mhm, sure, sure.>Ezreal nods to each uttered noise and word he makes, desperately trying to maintain his position on the high horse.The bullying just doesn't hit, coming from a bunch of sex-obsessed weirdo perverts. I'm not actually being bullied right now.>Ezreal puts a hand over his chest, and continues to desperately pretend he has a point by nodding in affirmation to everything that he says.Mh-hm, mh-hm, mmmh. It's you guys, who are the laughing stock. Hey, why are you even bothering me if sex is so fun, huh? Why don't you go and fuck a tree with a hole in it right now if it's so great?
>>80059908Pelase Ez? Jujst one time
>>80059908Sex obsessed perverts u say.. that's a little mean, friend.Wanna be rid of all this harassment? I'll let you have some fun with my body if you want to~
>>80059908What makes you think people fuck trees? What freaks have you ran into?
>>80059932What do you even do here anymore?? I'm sorry, but I have to ignore you again. >>80059944See? Look at that.>Ezreal huffs and folds his arms.I could literally have sex right now, with you. And yet, I shan't. But that should be more than enough to dispel the rumours that I *can't* have sex, so thank you.>Ezreal pats her over the shoulder for helping him prove his point. Validating his arguments was a far better service for him than her body was.>>80059977The population of the Hunger Games world.
>>80059985EZ PLEASE
>>80059985Well.. no.. I am married to Chihiro, I wouldn't let you touch me. I simply wanted to see what you'd do. You are clearly too afraid to say yes, that's all. You are scared of losing your virginity for reasons unknown.
>i am married, wanna smash>lel just testing you
>>80060029Exactly
Spider web plague be upon yee.
>>80060051You worthless piece of shit...
>>80060017Your marriage wouldn't have meant anything if I really wanted to do something with you. Consider yourself lucky that I won't use my pretty face against you. And...>Moving past his excessive pride in his seduction skills, despite literally never using such a thing before and probably having no concept of how to even do such a thing, he responds to the more salient point.... I'm not scared of that. It's whatever.
>Transmutes beer into water.
>>80060067Are you.. suggesting... you'd RAPE ME??????
>>80060073I HAD IT WITH YOU ASSHOLE WIZARD
>>80060067*cocks shotgun*
>>80060086Did you hear that Hiro? He'd actually rape me.. he is a horrible rapist!
>>80060090Not on my fucking watch!
>>80060077No! God damn! Christ...>Ezreal utters in exasperation, while looking around to see if anyone had overheard this crazy woman's cries.Can you shut up? That was a good line. That was smooth as hell. You know what?>>80060086>>80060090>>80060103>Ezreal makes a shooing gesture at these two.Go have that sex you guys love so much and leave me the hell alone.
>>80060103You are such an awesome boyfriend, always there for me~I luv you so much..unlike this >>80060115 weirdo incel rapist..
>>80060126
>>80060126>>80060146Bleegh! Fucking - bleegh!>Ezreal deliberately retches at the saccharine and lovey-dovey gestures being thrown around right now. His face scrunches up like he had just eaten some rotten food, his expression shifting into visceral revulsion. His entire body heaves with rejection as if he were about to throw up.Boooo! Boooo!>Two very eager thumbs down.You two enjoy yourselves, I'm gonna go do all the awesome stuff you can do while not getting laid.>Ezreal teleports away!>>80059661On, and - I lied, by the way! I lied! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WAS LYING THE WHOLE TIME! I'M STAYING A VIRGIN FOREVER, AHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
>>80060165Today on how to defeat a roleplayer at his own game...I kek'd a lot.
He says while he was filtered by Nova.
>>80060366Anon it's just fun nonsense. Don't take everything so serious.What's a Nova?
