/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadShadow Master EditionPrevious: >>80048210
*ahem*Post feet?
It's almost the holidays. I can't wait. Have an awesome night, you cute coolios.
>>80057367What gets you most excited for the holidays?
xth for _____!
xth for ___!
>>80057351
>>80057589One titty hanging out just makes it way too tantalizing to wanna suck it.
Friendly reminder that Nozomi has consistently spent 20 consecutive hours in the thread over the last few days. If he does the schedule he did yesterday, he will shitpost in the thread for the next 12 hours, until it is 5am in Italy time. This is also not counting the previous 5 hours he has spent in the thread straight, or the fact that he actually first appeared in the thread today ten hours ago. After 4 hours of sleep (if that) he went straight back to this thread.
>>80057218 (Repost in case thread dies for Camilla/Tifa.)Hmph...>She doesn't even have to list her orders for him to fall into compliance, Chihiro naturally docile while he groaned weakly and adorably into her mouth. Camilla's lips felt just as heavenly as the rest of hers while he too closes his eyes, their mouths colliding while a delighted moan shuddered on out,. Her touch and caressing of his jaw causes his cheeks to heat up to an adorable crimson as he hugged tighter, feeling secured and hugging back as tightly as his smaller arms could.Hmmm...>The twink girly boy toy clung against her, embarrassed but willing to fully embrace Camilla while he struggled and slowly ground against her body. Desperate panting comes out of him while their saliva trail seeped down to their mouths, Chihiro had never felt so flustered yet frightened while he gazes back to her eyes. Whereas his pupils showed a submissive side of delight and devotion, he knew her gaze was as carnivorous as she was gorgeous. That smile lets him know he's hers and whatever she wanted him to be, and he would have nothing against that in the slightest, his hand coming forth to caress her back while his quivering and soft lips place a soothing kiss to her fingers that once rubbed him.(Guh...I was gonna ask for finger in mouth play but I don't wanna start something so late especially when I'll probably be up for a little bit. You're very generous and I appreciate you being around. Thanks for the Tifa offer earlier, I'll definitely take you up on that when we're both free.)
>>80057589Cover them up, slut.
>>80057636Replied already but I appreciate the consideration!
>>80057786>>80057712Thank you once more for understanding, but I appreciate it and you for doing all you can. Suppose that's what I get for biting off more than I can chew but your generosity is well appreciated. I'll be free most of this week and next so I'll for sure give ya a call. Until then, you take care and be well, Camilla!>Smooch.>Goes to sleeb.
>>80057589Mom facing imminent daughter rape.
Does anyone know if the halos the girls from Blue Archive have are physical objects, or just light or something?
>>80057983They're energy light stuff. Pretty sure they disappear when the girls go to sleep.
>>80058008Oh, cute. Thanks for letting me know.
>>80057983They exist and can be touched if I recall. The head canon I like to follow is they have a very plain halo look, but Sensei sees them as more stylized. The halos can poof though if they get knocked out.https://youtu.be/xGr-DQJdjMA
>>80057786What kinda stuff do you like to play
>>80058060To go off what everyone is saying, so they're like hard light constructs?
>>80058092Are you Pakistani?
>>80058092Pretty sure, they're tangible as far as I can tell, I don't think they ever said exactly what they are made of though. Hardlight works well enough.
>>80058120Didn't you announce retirement?>>80058133Nyoted, have to make a mental note I'd I ever fuck BA girls. Thank you.
>>80058120Not denying the shitposter allegations anymore huh?
>>80057983I don't think they can be physically interacted with directly, but they represent the person's consciousness and also provide significantly increased resistance and healing
7:50 a.m. in Italy right now by the way.
>>80058282Built to lay on top of and smother students
>>80058172So did you, samir and you came back 5 minutes after instead of killing yourself. So shut up Samir.>>80058250I just want to be like you, Toji senpai. A shitter supèreme.>>80058285And almost 10 am in russian right now, Dimitri.
Nozomi is eager to wake up every day and open the thread. We're all he's got.
>>80058060Oh, neat... kinda weird too, but.>>80058282Pretty cute sounding. Thanku. Didnt realize it was a buff.
>>80058282Huh, that's a different but also helpful answer. Would it be a good idea that they could also enhance the sex you have with one?
Angel is eager to wake up every day and open the thread. A wedgie is all he got after all.
>>80058402YOu can suck milk on the Aura Samir. So fuck off already. Don't you have a street to shit upon?
>>80058078About anything really. Ask me anything if you have something in mind. You'd be surprised to see what I'm into.
>>80058434Put your trip back on Nozomi
>>80058417>>80058434>61 seconds
>>80058458H*ndholding
>>80058501Slut.
>>80058458Giantess
>>80058460No. You were right, I am an Anon like everyone else. I am not an Ava. I am not a person. I am one of the many. Let's all be faggots together. That's all we do.I am officially one of you, now. You won. You show me the light. OYu taught me how being an Anon is better. And I learned well from you. So let's all shit on Samir for being a thirsty cuck and Tojui for bein an elitist cunt.By the way Milky has been up for over 23 hours and most of those were spent asking for tits.
>>80058458>>80058501>>80058519Giantess handholding
>>80058523>Milky has been up for over 23 hoursProof?
>>80058523I have a job and a life outside this place, don't project your flaws onto others when you can't prove it.
>>80058537I don't need proof. I am an Anon.I can spew bullshit and everyone will believe me.>>80058572Gaslighting people and stalking them is not a job, Samir.
>>80057288Jinhsi my beloved...
Caren would defend this
>>80058684To be fair, Nozomi is clearly having a mental breakdown and any caring person like Caren would tell him to seek treatment immediately.
>>80058329While not understanding at all what all the fuss is about when she does it.>>80058397It's why they can all carry guns around despite being a bunch of kids, they can just brush it off after a bit yus. It's not something that's given a definite explanation beyond some details like that, so you kinda just have to make assumptions to fill in the blanks however you see fit.>>80058402Well it makes them notably stronger than your average kid their age, so maybe? Possibly? I don't know.
>>80058698He's been in 'treatment' for years. At what point can we stop caring and put him down like a rabid dog?
>>80058501Scandalous!>>80058519Imposing!>>80058535Scandalous imposition!
>>80057367I almost forgot!>I slink beneath your head for a tender hug.Welcome Rance.
Hour count?
>>80058733It's just a natural impulse to make things revolve around being horny. Great choice of character to post by the way, getting some more gatcha girls is welcome even though it's pretty common here.
>>80058746His treatment is random pills and psychiatric visits once every couple weeks. There are no touch grass and have sex facilities in Italy.
>>80058753Is that "yes" or "no"?
>>80058823Touching grass and having sex doesn't fix anything. Bullets do. We should harass people like them and anyone kind to them until they leave this place like Azula did, instead of coddling them.I come here to typefuck, not to watch old men yell at clouds or gullible idiots who think they can fix them.
>Touching grass and having sex doesn't fix anythingNot that Nozomi would know.
>>80058870Pick up a trip, Nozo!
>>80058896You never did either of those, and yet you're not Nozomi. That alone is proof that people don't need sex or grass to function properly.They need to be bullied into complacency.
I'm like a chicken with my head cut off
>>80058923No. I am like you, Anon senpai, uwu uwu.
>>80058931>>80058945Nozo, pathetic.
>>80058982Milky, pathetic
>>80058998
>>80058935There, there.>pats the decapitated head
>>80059025Nice inspect element.
>>80059025AI
>>80059025Milky, it's Nozomi on another rant spiral. Just ignore it.
>>80059059Fair point.
>>80059059Impling the local Pakistani rapist can ignore anything.
>>80059087>Milky must be the race with an over 60% lactose intolerance rateSmartest Nozomi shitpost.
>>80059104I'm an Anon.Republicans and conservatives are the main consumers of gay and transgender porn. People crave what they can't have.
>>80059087The more you shove this meme down our throats the more I'm convinced you're just a third world immigrant leeching off your family in a first world country projecting as hard as you can.
>>80059145We've never actually seen Nozomi's skin, they do act 10x more jeet than Milky. They literally begged for bobs and vagna from Azula.
>>80059159He still begs for them and it's so sad. Azula rarely shows her face around here anymore.
>>80058834Absolutely not! (ʸᵉˢ)
>>80059145Good. I approve of it. Let your hate flow. Let's turn this place into a dumpster fire.
>>80059159He posted a picture of his finger a while ago when he tried to prove with a fake paper that he had cancer. He's sadly white. But Azula's tits are nice.
>>80059178All I did was just figure out in 2 posts all your arguments are projections. I'm not going to spend am entire thread listening to you mental gymnastics out of it. Enjoy your mental breakdown alone, and remember, 22.
>>80059197Link?
Nozomi and the Milky defender, two people unable to prevent themselves from replying. We can generate infinite energy this way.
>>80059226
>>80059239All 22 of them?
>>80059210Good. Good. Shit me more. Shitpsot me and help me shitting everything. That's the plan all along. I don't give a fuck if you insult me. I want to know. Harder daddy. Stronger daddy. More daddy.And remember 42.
>>80059104Nobody ever said Nozo was intelligent.
>>80059250I choose to not ally with Asuna, Spoiled, or Milky.
>>80059258Daddy says bend over, kitten.
>>80059258Why didn't you roleplay with anon?
>>80059283Anon don't fuck Anon.>>80059273Yes! Daddy! UWU
>>80059271Or Caren, or Angel, or Tharja, or Azula, or Patty, or Reze. We get it, you're a spineless centrist kinda guy, how bold.
>>80059267I'm your dumdum, daddy UWU
>>80059301That was a loaded shitpost poll. Parading the results around is silly.
>>80059226https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79774647/#q79776997Fake cancer.Fake pajeetNothing about him is real
>>80059271You mean Asuna, Spoiled, and Nozo. The holy trinity of never actually fucking Roleplays here.
>>80059334Nozomi wasn't on that poll.
>>80059346How does that invalidate what I said?
>>80059334All me.
>>80059315>The poll didn't go my way, so it's a shitpost.Asuna.....
>>80059354Ok, Asuna.
>>80059354What is there to invalidate?
>Nozomi baits shitposters for the millionth timelmao, you love to see it
>Asuna baits shitposters for the millionth timelmao, you love to see it
>>80059400Nothing. Since Nozo, Spoiled, and Asuna are the worst, and no other name you shoehorn in there can come a fraction close.
>80059408>80059422
>>80059425Are you aware that they are all one person, right?
>>80059317>>80059317>>80059317Could i get some anons to post in the 2b general?
>>80059435To be fair, what kind of retard argues with a retard? Laugh and move on.
>>80059435I don't pretend. I am retarded. UWU
>>80059449Given timezone and grammatical differences we can sadly concur that isn't the case. Nozomi does make it convincing though by posting 20 hours a day, hopefully the lack of sleep deteriorates their health faster.
>>80059452To be honest I have this kind of rapport with people on another site. We argue about politics and a lot of insults fly, then we just do joking gay roleplay to deescalate and people calm down.
>>80059465They are all me.
>>80059477Based pluralist homo.
ERP CASTE SYSTEM>Elitist avasThese avas have a wider vocabulary than most, make few or no mistakes and use more complex grammar to express themselves. Getting a session with them is significantly harder as they expect a minimum of quality back and are very mood based.>Reze>Rance>Rin>Remilia>Herras>WHA>Alucard>Tharja>Ougi>Byleth>Patty>Moe>Sophie>Revy>Bracket>Goonbot avasThese avas have a smaller vocabulary and the focus of their sessions is the sex itself with little grounding. They may or may not make mistakes and typos. Usually easier to get a session with.>Lapis>Angel>Testament>Nurse>Kamina>HSKW>Ran>Lappland>Cagliostro>Tutorial avasVery easy to approach and get a session with, decent vocabulary and grammar but nothing extraordinary>Hotaru>Caren>Ann>Gay avasThese avas are gay>Toji>Chat>Yukari>ShittersSubpar writing together with being controversial for whatever reasons. Do not approach.>Azula>Milky>BlogpostersDon't write and drag the thread down with their drama. Do not approach.>Gabu>Nozomi>Flare>Double>Broodsow>AnonsCowards that won't fight for their god given right to have a good thread and get shit on by avas. They're the good guys.
>>80059451Good luck in your 2b thread.
>>80059494SEE MOM! I AM THE GOOD GUY NOW!
>>80059449Asuna absolutely is not the same, but I believe posts from the various posters probably gets blended together and confused for one another.
>>80059546No. I am all of them.
