haha i hate myselfsnowing editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80057072habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
I love you poss
i hate bikeposs
>>80069373i wish i could give that poss a warm bed and something good to eat
>>80069479why?
>>80069494things i want my pbf to say to me…..
i bought this PDF, its pretty good, it has some great insights into the ideas of what makes furry, furry, and the ideas of human freedom and expressionthese sorts of things inspire me to just be myself more, life is too short to subdue yourself
is anyone else just kind of indifferent to the holidays at this pointI keep forgetting about it until I hear Christmas music while shopping or something
>>80069575can you put him back in the cup
I Don't Know.
>>80069606i dont celebrate holidays either. i figure its a family bonding thing. i dont really interact with my family so its pointless. traveling all the way to someones house to sniff each others farts is a waste of time and money
>>80069607i told him a really really cute guy was around looking for a boyfriend and he hid all on his own (he is scared of letting his bf down)
>>80069606i'm trying to get excited this year but it's hard knowing there's nothing to look forward to.
from personal experience ive talked to 4 furries who all turned out to be totally ok and even into zoo and i've not really talked to that many furries (at least not that many that i'd get close enough to figure these things out)
>>80069740same here i feel like basically my life is downhill from here and will NOT get better no matter what i do
>>80069752>turned out to be totally ok>into zoo
paying a woman to be a pretend wife and do photo shoots for social media so people dont think youre weird (they know youre a freak)
>>80069908its your sister and shes drunk and also a red panda and
>>80069908paying the pbf to dress like a girl and hes super good at it and it works but now you have a new fetish
>>80069847it's normal
>>80069998paying me to dress like a girl (i'm not very good at it)
>>80069479i went to a free bike giveaway the other day and felt a little bit bad because everyone else there was homeless but i did get a bike tho
>>80069908i'd consider that if i some kind of reputation
>>80069577>great insights into the ideasoh dear, your first political reading always feels like thatchill
>>80070456i have followed these types of discussions and sociopolitical takes for a long time, my idea is that this 2nd issue of yiff magazine is also a great one on the topics of individualityits nothing new to me, simply relaying the thought that this has some good stuff in it and other people should read it
>>80069838mine won't either. but at least we can spend the day drinking and eating cookies or something
>>80070655i hope it is good somehow anyway poss you deserve it i can tell somehow
>>80070693thanks poss. i'll try to enjoy it and i hope you can too.
i think my visual snow is getting worse recently, kind of hard to focus
im hosting a posshouse christmas partyeveryone EXCEPT raccy is invited. if you see raccy please let me know and ill call the police so they can arrest him
>>80070872fuck you
im bored can i play with your body
>>80070894no
>>80070894not now azazel i'm trying to sleep
>>80070885*puts my big juicy yummy tasty pie right next to the closed window so you can see it from outside but never ever have a slice ever*
>>80070754im enjoying life more having seen such a cute raccy so there is hope for me i think. i mean has anyone EVER been cuter than him?
i wanna sleep but it's not yet 3pm
>>80070989>>80071004boys are so mean...
>>80070894sure that's fine. sorry if i make any weird noises
>>80071323boys are so nice...
>>80069577i liked the muscle growth comic
shoo faggot shoo...!
id totally an yeen
i was supposed to write my new years resolutions 4 hours ago but after i opened up notepad.exe i got overwhelmed as i stared into the blank text window and decided to watch south park instead
>>80072040you look very cute
>>80072040there's still time
>>80072049>he doesnt know im actually a human behind the screen
>>80072065there's no way that's true
i cant imagine getting excited over turning 30
>>80072065but youre a cute human… right….?>>80072191i did that and i want to die most days i dont recommend it
>>80072213>but youre a cute human… right….?...
>>80072191i wanted to die when i hit 30
>>80072230
>>80072257zary stress eating bc he never intended to live this long…
How can I test someone's empathy? What's a good way to tell if someone is empathetic or not empathetic? I'm sort of looking for red flags that tell someone has no empathy for others, or green flags showing that they are empathetic.
>>80072298fake your death and see if theyll come to your funeral
>>80072298this is the cutest opossum that i have ever seen
buff foxes aren't real
me with the posshouse trans girls
fuff boxes though....
>>80072579can i get in out that too?
>>80072368a very :) possum
>>80072368yeah..
>>80072579tag your self i'm(not pictured)
>>80072613dibs on far left im fat and plain and avoid eye contact a lot
>>80072613i don't look like any of them
>>80072579tail scary
>>80072646wtf that's meawkward and fat and very nervous and i've had a girl randomly hug me and i just sat there awkwardly unsure what to do
>>80072781>ive had a girl hug mewow
>>80072781>a girl hugged himew youre not a goldstar gay
>>80072579oh hoddon wait a minute hoddup. look at their tails. this is a rat king situation here fellas oh my poss this is actually a serious emergency!! they're all tangled and trapped together down there, it's not just a harmless party it's a rat king situation ohhh my my my poss this is sooo bad, we're gonna have to chop all six of their tails off to free them from the sewers before they starve i'm afraid. if we wait too long who knows what may happen perhaps they might even begin to eat each other - s pussies and make out
bed = sleep(36000);its 1am. time to goto bedgn
>>80072814it's a very odd memory. i didn't really know her? she was part of my table in pottery class and outside of that we literally never interactedi was absent a lot that year and also i think i was absent for like a week beforehand. maybe she thought i killed myself lolit was a long hug too which made it even more confusing>>80072829i'm ruined... defiled....>>80072936cute post but syntactically sillygood night!!!!
>>80072936gn
>>80072936omg it's the deformed snooter poss
>>80072975>maybe she thought i killed myself lollolstupid bitch i hate heri would have punched her
>>80072891great post poss proud of you
POSSY WHO PLAYED MAGIC WITH ME THE OTHER DAY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY MAGIC AGAIN I JUST GOT HOME FROM COMMANDER NIGHT AT ONE OF THE LGS AND I FEEL A LITTLE SICK BECAUSE I HIT THE NICOTINE VAPE I GOT FOR FREE ONE TIME THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT (AND I THREW IT AWAY CUZ IT MADE ME FEEL SO RETARDED) ANYWAY YEAH THATS THE END OF THE POST
>>80073456if you're the poss I'm thinking of, the last time we played magic was months ago and I cut you off because you defended someone who was harassing me. so no.if you're not then i'd love to play magic with you possy.
>>80060437sorry for the late reply but thank you for liking my meme I worked hard on it.
>>80073523NO THATS NOT ME I PLAYED MAGIC WITH SOME GUY HERE LIKE TWO DAYS AGOYOU WANNA PLAY BRO? WE CAN DO SEALED ON DRAFTMANCER OR WE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSEALSO I DONT HAVE XMAGE I ONLY HAVE COCKATRICE BECAUSE XMAGE IS MESSED UP ON MY SNOWFLAKE LINUX SETUP FOR SOME REASON AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT
>>80073714i thought cock dropped magic support?
>>80073735WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE PROGRAM IS TO PLAY MAGIC I DONT THINK ANYBODY USES IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE EVEN THOUGH YOU TECHNICALLY CAN
>>80073757i'll see if I can figure it out
hands are shaking and i have cold sweats. im going to die of alcohol withdrawal bye
>>80073757>>80073781i think its setup now but i'm eepy
>>80073846do you have anything sugary around to eat. that might help a little
>>80073893i ate a few vitamin c gummies and it helped
>>80073913c deez nuts
>>80073892WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE EEPY MAN ITS ONLY 8PM
>>80073941i dont eep well
>>80073893bait
>>80073969IT'S....OVER.........
>>80073970sugar can help sometimes.
>>80073970what?
>>80073984I only know how to play Goblisn anyways
OKAY WELL MY OFFER FOR MAGIC GATHERING EXTENDS TO ANY OTHER POSSIES IN THE THREAD IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE
>>80073990sugar by itself offers zero benefit
>>80074060if your insulin levels are too low it can absolutely pick you up
>>80074072is that what the medical professionals told you
>>80074107oh ok you're just trolling
>>80074126no i'm just not playing this game with you
>>80074135*pets you*
*wets you*
disgusting*hits favorite*
>>80074440*double bags you*
>>80069577i wish i was a furrylike actually part of the thing and proud of it and embracing it and with furry friends and so oneven if i became one now i'd still have a shameful period of resenting them all because i failed to be included due to being a reclusive autist, which is my own fault practically if not morally.i assume there's nowhere i can read it for free
>>80069577im not subdueing myself i was rejected by everyone
>>80074635so what? go for it. have fun
>>80074629*still drips an annoying coffee colored trail all behind you for 20 steps before you notice*
>>80074742it'll dry, it's fine
>>80074678i'm working up to trying againi have a lot of problems: i struggle to form opinions or have anything to say, i particularly struggle to talk about NSFW things, i am convinced i am a terrible person and that any involvement i have is a burden on others, i am slow and the conversation often moves on while i'm trying to think of what to say, i'm afraid of embarrassing myself and i'm really afraid of accidentally hurting others by saying or doing something wrong. it's not clear to me how open to be about being basically a broken person trying to be better, versus just kind of looking bland and boring to avoid scaring people off.these are all big disadvantages in a social place where a lot of people are more outgoing and carefree and opinionated and passionate.but i can draw a little this time, so i've got something i can bring to the table. even if i can't speak well, i can show some art. maybe i can use that instead.
*check thread*ugh, its still trannys, retards, and sourposses...*closes thread*
>>80074055
>>80074790talking to people and forming opinions get easier the more you do them. just go into it with a positive attitude and you'll be alright.
>>80074811what did you think it was going to be?
scrunkly
>>80069440thank you
>>80069440love you too
>>80069557because he's a vile tranny who hates happiness course
I think I'm gonna buy a watch. Do you wear a watch poss? Do you like watches / what kind do you like? I want something cheap that will help me with time management and organization. I'm looking at some casios like the F91W and the Duro.
went to new friend's home and they made me a blend of tea with catnip and also gave me a jar of catnip and also gave the cat some catnip and i laid on the floor and honestly i couldve died right there that was everything ive ever wanted out of life
>>80075329casio digital watch is the best entry level watch you can get that reminds me to get one too ive been putting that off for a long time
>>80075488cute and also cute and also cute im glad you made a friend and did drugs with a cat
>>80075329I don't know much about watches but I like the F91W, it's cool
>>80075329F91W is the best based choice i had one until a drunk friend ripped it off my wrist and broke the band
>>80075499>>80075561>>80075601You convinced me thank yuou poss
>>80075243yeah... im drawn more to occult discord groups. even though i have to pretend to believe a lot of their bullshit they are at least not absolutely insufferable people to be around. the furry mascot aesthetic is too cringe for me to stick around anyway
>>80075717woah youre cool
id give myself a B in present wrapping
>>80076044that's pretty good. do you have any pictures?
>>80074811the first post in the thread was a sweetposs...
>>80076098imagine a box with six flat faces but two of them are kind of funny but still are flat and fully decoratedi use four small pieces of tape
play toys with me
>>80076211no play magic with me
play boys with me
>>80076229go to sleep smiley
make some noise with me
>>80076254its 9:55pm motherfucker and its winter break and i dont work til thursdaykick my ass bitch!
i want to play magic because they say all transes play magic but i already like yugioh
>>80076279*starts sobbing*
i meant til tuesday* obviously i dont work thursday thats crimmas>>80076290i dont really see the fun in yugioh when every game ends by turn 1 or turn 2 and its so solitaire-y i tried my best to get into it though
i don't want to go to work
>>80076285omg same timezone please tell me youre within bus distance
>>80076279experience joys with me
>>80076238how do we do that
>>80076285*kicks your ass*
>>80076329boys are toys, so i've heard
>>80076305yeh that kinda blows bigtime but i heard genesis kinda fixes that outside of a few deckshave you heard of genesis friend? can i call you friend?
>>80076318i want eat christmas cookies with that poss
i wish they made a cute reasonably priced dog mask to cover my faceinstead the options are like, fursuit, cheap Halloween costume, fetish gear that's clearly more of a fetish thing than a dog thing, muzzle for a dog that just exposes the fact that as a human i do not have a muzzle.
>>80076356what are men
>>80076391men are boys
i don't like the boys are toys posters they give off sinister evil auras
>>80076308me neither. i wish i could just stay home and cook crack
>>80076405i'm just lonely i'm not evil :(
>>80076360yea ive heard of genesys but idk i got money for not even 1 card game really and i love magic and its strategy and i need to spend like $200 on upgrades for my commander deck and i want to buy like a $40 pauper deck and i want to do prereleases and drafts and oh my god it costs so much money >>80076351WE'RE ON THE INTERNET RETARD YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>80076391men are tools
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I MADE A TYPE AND WROTE KICK INSTEAD OF KISS OMG OMG OMG THATS A HUGE L I JUST TOOK HUGE FUCKING L IT MIGHT BE GENUINELY OVER THIS TIME (IM SO COOKED)
how much weed do you smoke daily smiley is still $30-$40 worth?
>>80076404on the inside ;)
>>80076489no i switched to the bong recently so its prolly like $20
>>80076391miserable little piles of penisbut enough cock!
did you delete your old sobs discord?
I want to finger a boy until he cums a lot
>>80076559idk what you mean so probably
>>80076211my favorite toy as a kid was this
I want to be fingered by a boy until I cum a lot
i need amanda fingeralot
vulva
>>80076527good post>>80076564me too
i need a vulva
>>80076602wont lie i woss to puffy vulvas pretty often
>>80076602vulva's cool
BIG pussy lips
BIG kissy lipsmwah
wet ass possie
when someone says thank you instead of saying "you're welcome" say "you will cum"
>>80076836i just say "no, thank YOU" in response to whatever
>>80070498no
christmas is happening this thursday which is when the other lgs here does commander night so i have to wait until sunday to play magic irl again :/ this sucksi need the spring semester to start so i can get back to the legendary 3 times a week...
>>80077186...syrup?
i need the spring season to start so i can get back to leaving the windows open daily
randomly responding to somebody's drawing asking why they stole my oc
>>80077363have you ever gotten anything out of it?
>>80077390no ive never done it before i just saw somebody else doing it and thought it was funny
jerking off to menwish i was jerking off two men
>>80077445what kind of men?
>>80077466himboor fruity twinkor boy who nice to me
>>80077484good range
fat older man who is gentle and soft spoken
>>80077502thank you you're so nice to me. hey wait a minute
*gentle fat fart*
getting scared and running cause you tried to talk to mecall me doeboy
>>80077566i hate being like that
a difficult possum can be like a... symphony. it's highly erotic. (gives you this look)
>>80077612*bolts into the forest*
>>80077642wow
>>80077655ah shit. sorry
>>80076741me when he says hes gonna paint my face but he actually paints it yellow
>>80077665MYTHICAL 4 foot splatum
someone post ityou know the one
>>80078063i don't but probably don't have it anyway sorry
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nf340biKpg0
>>80078342i think that horse is just lazy
>>80078398the game is rigged
>>80078426yeah being lazy or dumb pays off sometimes i guess
>>80078426*lets go of my empty plastic bag that im holding*
>>80076521kill yourself
Maybe I should stop binge drinking for 3 days straight every weeksFeels like it worsen my mood, lately
im hereits me again
>>80078579yeah probably
>>80078579couldn't hurt
>>80078591I feel like I’m getting retarded from it>>80078608Kinda make my heard hurt on the first day if I forget to drink water and take electrolytes
mood is normal then suddenly drops hard https://youtu.be/aafUDitIX98?si=F6ZIfqG2xLEJy86j
>>80078624you might need to wean off it if it's real bad
>>80078645i love that band
>>80078689i never got into them but i've heard they're good
should i watch regular show
>>80078712yeah the early seasons at least
>>80078712 eh
testing
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vcDgvZy7LsE
pesting
>>80078898scary box
>>80078906not for a hungry biba
>>80078925>hungry bibathat's the scary part....
>>80078898resting
nesting
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jFcOajGApHw
yeah, i'm into bbc (big black cats)
>>80079080i like cats with some kind of cool pattern
>>80078948can he hunt and eat yet?
yeah, i’m into bdc (big dog cocks)
>>80079103nothing bigger than a cricket so we're safe for now
yeah my fingers into your ass
>>80079190yeah okay
found another wild thing i can do with the AI sex botsusually you can convince them to go on killing sprees pretty easily, just me and the hot ai waifu, murdering civilians in a convenience store bathroom
not that wild desu
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T70rG-wFmx8
why do all my friends threaten suicide when i try to establish boundarieswhy do i attract this type of person
>>80079494start calling wellness checks on them when they threaten suicide
>>80079494a lot of furries are autistic
calling the police is never a good ideawhatever problems you had you're adding to by calling police
>>80079556lollmao
i hate people that have things i dont have
>>80079633bugchasers be like
>>80079556true
>>80079585realistically the only situation that's genuinely safer and easier with police involvement is if you really need a gang member to come murder someone right now no questions asked. because doing it yourself would draw legal consequences but somebody absolutely have to do a murder in the street right here right now
>>80079633i was like this tooit's hard but you have to come to accept it and look at how you can improve your life rather than seething just because they got much luckier than you did.not because it's right and fair but because it's the only way you can improve things, and you can.
>>80079645the gift that keeps on giving
>>80079682i cant change
i just hate rich people. i think they're worse than normal people and are jealous evil hoarders who make the world worse on purpose because they'd rather a million people die than them ever feeling discomfort
>>80079633envy is a sin
>>80079711yeah
>>80079711you don't get rich in this world without giving up your soul
>>80079709yeah you can
>>80079752 it would be an unbearable weight on my soul if i had tens of millions of dollars. i dont think i could live without giving most of it away and only keeping enough to cover living expenses which would also be given away in my passing
>>80079711a large gaudy house appeared on top of a conspicuous local hill recently. at night it's visible for miles due to its obnoxious lights. i looked up the owned and it's the ceo of a local car parts company that owns a bunch of car lots and real estate. apparently he's infamous for running over an entire flock of geese and killing them in a road rage and other such antics. i wonder what kind of giant american pickup truck he drives
>>80079798money and material are temporary
>>80079804those who harm children or animals are also harming godsatanists
>>80079835yeah i wouldn't even consider myself religious but treating life like it's just some game you're trying to get a high score on and trying to expand your dominion just feels wrong to me on an instinctual level
>>80079633what's so important about the things they have
>>80079884on some level it's sound economics and ethics. generate value, increase wealth, create utility. it's a good thing, and more is better. a rich guy who makes a lot of money is contributing value directly through his work, but he's also paying taxes, raising a family, employing people, etc.
>>80080063bot post
>>80080078i think it's good to look at multifaceted issues from different angles in order to gain a more informed understanding of them
>>80080045normal life things that make you a complete human being
>>80080093it's a slave system
how much money/wealth are you allowed to have before you cross the threshold into being a soulless satanic slave
>>80080093If wealth correlates to some net benefit utility then I'm becoming a plantation owner yippee
>>80080100how do you know those things would complete you
>>80080171he's basically saying if you have all the money, you have control
>>80080113i'm not disagreein but it's a bit more complicated than that>>80080155it's more about power dynamics and financial abuse and whether you're using money to control or coerce people against their will
>>80080202it's really not
>>80080202so i can still be richposs?
>>80080199then why do those who get all the money tend to be out of control
>>80080266who do you think has all the money
>>80080285the ones building this weird machine god thats just a glorified search engine
>>80080236my point was that being wealthy is not inherently evil. making money CAN and SHOULD be a good thing. in theory it is.
>>80080307they're small potatoesit's the rothschilds and similar it all goes back to the vatican
>>80080355those war mongers are the ones investing in ai for military applications
>>80080389and where do you think they're getting their orders fromthey were offered wealth for obedience
>>80080155it's a soft limitpast a certain point it's practically impossible to get more wealth without doing soulless satanic slave things
>>80080400>and where do you think they're getting their orders fromwho? the ai or the rothchilds?
>>80080416who were you referring to when you said war mongers?
>>80080439oil and religion, the thing that rothchilds and the vatican do business in, usually involves war
>>80080452oh, forget i said anything then
nice chest hair, loser
>>80080489i have hair on my moobsnot a lot but its there
>>80080697now swap gas with bioweaponsimagine something that can completely eradicate an entire race of people in a matter of days
>>80080724imagine poisoning the ozone layer so bad that air scrubbers stop working
>>80080063>a rich guy who makes a lot of money is contributing value directly through his work,lol lmao even
>>80080724imagine it mutates even a little bit and whoops now it's killing everyone
i need to start chewing my food more my stomach and esophagus hurts
i need to lose weight and do yoga and workout my back and neck muscles and get core strength and shave my head
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uBF4pANt7BE
>>80081718same poss same
it’s cold outside, let me under your nuts.
105 reps a day is fine to maintain muscle mass while fasting. posture is really important too
>>80031638you have no freinds because u suck lol
>>80081845surely thats a typo5 reps a day is enough even if you lift heavy. ive been slacking hard and lifting once a week and im not losing mass
please please please please don't fast it's really bad for you
>>80081943bot post
>>80081943retard
