/fgds/ - Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes GeneralEnd of 2025 Edition (featuring snails)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Fat%20gardens/We’ve married fatbug and fatgarden into one realized fat general and added snakes, arachnids, and fungi among other fatties. 2025 is almost over. Another year of broken and fulfilled promises on this crazy planet. Another year of you being you.QotT: Did you keep your New Year’s promises from the beginning? Do you prefer your fatties on the nice or naughty list?Thread theme(s):https://youtu.be/LoMn8tURL_Ehttps://youtu.be/Z17NXe2qONoThread template (as of 15 Oct 2023): https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60322672/#60369345Link to previous highlights:Wurmple conductor: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60705870/#60761786Fiida and Shelly: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61353896/#61376321Godseeker story: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/56809434/#56894516https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/58009420/#58128461https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61769994/#61927468Blind Venusaur: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/62093926/#62100105Bug Alien Princesses: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/68158254/#68296314Prisonpillar: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/68158254/#68411915John 3:16
I meant to make this thread earlier but the Fat Pokemon thread came up and ruined the timing. That’s on me for getting lazy.
We’re off to a slow start? Because of the OP pic or the competition?
Fuck bees
Dead bug thread. Too fat to shed the dead bug thread.
>>80074680>>80070993It is the weekend of Christmas, so lots of people doing lots of posting.
>>80076003Doesn’t help there’s like five fat threads going on too. How’s your last eleven days of 2025 going?
>>80076447In the form of a green text applicable to this thread:>be Millipede working hard this busy season>told by management that they are doing well>metrics are being met>but you need a Corporate branded meal deal after work, every day, because you are hit with the anxiety of messing up>it hasn’t happened [yet]>but you need extra coffee and sugar in the morning to power through a restless night >soda and energy drinks during lunch because the first customers were rude>candy bars and chips during your break>leave for another meal deal just after a coworker told you they were grateful for your help, so you can Upsize to the onion rings>no amount of exercise will counter the amount of calories you are taking in>repeat the cycle because you are worried about something you have no control over and is likely to happen because the bug economy is in tatters
>>80077786>millipede>literally means “thousand feet”>you are worried about something you have no control overWhat cruel irony. And how has this affected your personal growth if you get what I mean? You can do it though, we believe in you. Fight on!
FINALLY, ITS BEEN AGES.So i've been busy playing hollow knight, and theres been a few bosses that made me want to ask for help here but holy shit it took a long time for the threads to come back, so...!How the fuck do i beat watcher's spire? It's a pain in the ass when two of them appear and i cant exactly just mario-bounce on them by attacking from above BECAUSE THEY CAN FUCKING JUMP TOO, ive got longnail dashmaster thorns and blah blah blah (also 5 or 6[?] max badge points), 6 mask-life points total, i got a singular soul ball upgrade, a nail upgrade or two i dont remember (god knows how i can get another one anyways), this is even harder than that goddamned orange goopy adventurer boss, at least i had figured out that i had to back off and play defensively with that guy while using the shit cloud badge to kill the fanta ghosts, here you cant even do shit against these rolling motherfuckers
>>80078191I’m only interested in bosses if we can fatten them up.
>>80078191Make sure the thread doesn’t die and you might recieve your answers.
