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Thanks for the thread
>>80075670>No worries spookster. Hope the location doesn't suck. Was a bit of a rush job.>>80075610 (Gordon)>Always happy to slap your face on something. Looking forward to next time.
>>80075670It's warm? A miracle or two to keep the mind and heart excited for the future is always welcomed, hm.>Stego was more amused by a warm December day, than the heat itself.
>>80075670What did Mokou mean by this? Also, Sam does a bit of trolling.
>>80075670>[Rover is there only because he believed the maid had food for him. Otherwise she'll be doing all the talking, with Rover occasionally yawning, or barking.]
>>80075738>I forgot to grab my trip when I made that phone post. Heh.
>>80075562Take a CLOSER LOOK HYA!!!>>80075610Man who cares about Bayle, that loser is not important to Igon. What is important is that Igon has Amazon Prime slop, his couch and pizza. What else does he need?Sniff.......
>>80075738>I don't really understand her either.
>>80075768Go. There's still more time to explore.>And my RP too, apparently.
>>80075771you're still based for drawing your own images, paintchad.
>>80075670>She actually quite enjoys the lectures.>>80075738À bas la tyrannie!>Unfortunately, she's taken the wrong lessons from them.
>>80075670>What did she intend by this?
>>80075498>Fresh off the boat, the samurai is ready to fight!>>80075670Thanks for letting me crash here for a bit. And don't mind the blade, I'll keep it next to me at night so you won't trip over it.>>80075738>She's really bonding with the other tributes this game, though Sho is just kicking sand around until she thinks she spots something that looks shiny.
>>80075738
>>80075738"Accident" suuuuuuuuure...
>>80075738They were literally dead weight!
>>80075697>Thank you again for this and the thread. Might greet when the Spook game is done t.bh. >>80075771>Damn, and here I thought it would be easy as that. >I mean, good for you, what with moving on and all. Yeah. >And don't forget your dirty soda. You have that too. And friends here to support you in your hour of possible need. >>80075785>We love him for it.
>>80075738>[Given Rover's size, makes sense why the raft sank.]>0STX
>>80075670>>80075817That's alright. My home is your home.>The apartment is an empty room with two bedrolls and a radio, a girl doesn't need much after all. Don't mind the motorcycle in the middle of the room.>>80075738Whatever comes, we'll be ready for it.
>>80075822>[His nose never fails him! On the trail for something tasty! But now he found some new place to call his own.]>[First thing, raiding where they have anything worth eating.]
>>80075822Oooh, looks like paydirt!
>>80075785And you're based anon, for being based>>80075827Sighhhhh Igon is old and worn out, I don't think I'll ever have the fire in me eyes again. I think it's time Igon finally just settled down and retired quietl->>80075817EXCUSE ME I HAVE A QUESTION.
>>80075822Pretty sure that fire was intentional... I think.
>>80075822I......actually don't mind if you take it! You gave me a place to stay anyways, this is just my gift in return. >>80075893Speak!
>>80075893>Hey that's the spirit old man. Go get 'em!
>>80075827>Ah, it's comfort to hear it may get some use afterall then.>>80075822>She's quite stumped, but is only willing to give it another day.>>80075893>Ganbare Igon!
>>80075895>Don't you worry, Mokou has a plan..
>>80075822>https://youtu.be/Pq5a3CAgx-M
>>80075924Do you like Chili's and Pearl Jam and being manhandled roughly by your hair?
EVEN FLOW
>>80075895Didn't know that dogs could do that. Then again, I'm not part of the ATF.
>>80075985>>80075968>Based grunge enthusiasts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkbgtVFlyCQ
>>80075992Quit FUCKIN' with me, Springman. This is the 2nd time. Imma bop ya!
>>80075852......>Sho adds one potted plant to the interior decor. >>80075924>The samurai looks left to right, until she spots a BIG red button on the wall of the alleyway. .....That's good enough for me. >*Push*Oh! Oh, that's handy. >>80075968>She counts off the questions with her fingers, I don't know what a "Chili's" is unless you're talking about winter or something. You can make jam from pearls? Wouldn't it be too crunchy? That last one just sounds painful.
>>80075992Right now...I feel like getting some fresh air.
>>80075992Speaking of the ATF... looks like Chihiro's been taking a few notes from Junko.
>>80075992Oh, I didn't know she was a tour guide, the motorcycle must be related to that.>She behaves and listens to the tour.>>80076092>It's truly peaceful, until Shodan tosses a ball of paper at the back of Mokou's head.
>>80075895I'm in!>>80075992>Claire, you should really get someone with opposable thumbs for that.
>>80075895>[Here's a warning shot! Whatever is making that light! Watch out SpringMan! Plasma bolt heading right for you!]>>80075992>[By fixing, Rover, bites, paws and burns the vehicle. Hope you like a botched welding job. White whaman.]>>80075968>>80075985>>80076033https://youtu.be/KFyB449WS5A?si=iXOZ8Nev20bMITVS
>>80074326>choosing an image from *that* sequenceNice.>>80076092Claire bet.
>>80076043Oh no. This one is uncultured... Not even apprehensive either, just plain clueless! It conflicts with my ethics to take advantage of a clueless person! My mood is ruined, I don't even want to try roofying them! Oh by the way can I have that chicken? I want that chicken.
>>80076092>>80076133I'm blocking, aren't I?
>>80075992>After two days in the city, she's already an expert.The views are quite nice, distinct lack of amenities though. >>80076092>She nods once, a bit embarrassed. Perhaps the motorcycle gave her away.
>>80076092>[A *click!* got Rover's attention. Before the truck speeds off, dragging the massive hound away.]>IXLV
>>80076092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRA7-ZqxSM
>>80076092I SWEAR TO GOD, SPRINGMAN! IMMA FUCK YOU UP!
>>80076092Another one falls...
>>80076197Damn it...
>>80076143>Alice in Chains is my favorite grunge band and the one I'm most familiar with t.bh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugT4QtlqWNs
>>80076197AGH FUCKING SPRINGMAN!
>>80076197>Impressive, no?Surely these guys didn't prepare a contingency.
>>80076165No deal, he's mine! Just buy your own. >>80076178Not really. I just wanna do this. >Tosses another one.>>80076197>After several rejections, Shodan clicks her tongue in frustration before heading out to find someone with a valid card.
>>80076197Prooooobably should've buried springman instead, amirte Sam?
>>80076289FUCK. I was gonna make wings out of him! I ran out of coupons for Buffalos, how am I gonna get wings for cheap now...?!>>80075925Yeah so anyway like I was saying, brp, y... yeah I think, I think it's time for me to huhhhhh just retire. Yep, I'm worn the slap out I'm gonna, urrgh, gonna take a load off...
>>80076296The info was about Springman. This some good Intel, yo. Imma FUCK HIM UP!Rip toots. I appreciate the deets.
>>80076197>She travels alone for a reason. She'll not permit the distraction again.>>80076296>Too late! A boing sound effect is the last thing she hears.
>>80076035>>80076205>>80076220>>80076347>>80076296Don't write checks your ass can't check!
>>80076289>She picked up the paper ball you first threw.Sure. I'll play.>Next one's caught. Then burns up in the palm of her hand. Just as the first, in her other palm.
>>80076296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DUDh197bkAlso, you can breathe easy now Sam
>>80076380Quit FUCKIN' with me, you bouncy bitch!>>80076403Get FUCKED! I can die in peace now...
>>80076346Six times cucked, now seven.
>>80076403YOU DUMBASS, I'M NOT EVEN ORGANIC!
>>80076346>I just noticed the fleshlight near the couch lol. >ANYWAY! >Da Cheef gives Egon a NOD. Unfortunate. But you know your limits best. Don't idle for too long either. >The SPARTAN was still confident that Igon could beat this latest funk and get back in the saddle. And soon!
>>80076403Alright, the worst of it seems to be over now. Who does that leave me with?
>>80076403That's one way to give yourself chemo...>>80076444The other guy is tho
>>80076218https://youtu.be/fOyUyVLgkjs?si=YmgTYuho9s34IQmwMy personal favorite from them.>10YZ
>>80076469I don't give a FUCK what anyone says, these papers are LEGIT! Mokou told me so.I'm off!
>>80076469>>80076522>Pointless? No. Trust the plan!
>>80076469Skippn' some peace, now down to the last 3
>>80076547I tripped into him. That's my story and I'm not changing it.
>>80076547Nevermind, make that 2 now>WNS>Sam>Kizaru
>>80076547Probably shouldn't be asleep in a time like this anyway.
>>80076513>Yee, I dig it. Good stuff man.
>>80076633>I like both of them t.bh so I'm going to leave it to a roll. Evens: Sammy Boi Odds: Goofyblud Killer 9000
>>80076633Sorry, homie, but I'm already here. I'm making it to the finish.
>>80076633>So much for being done with all that...exploding accidentally stuff.
>>80076633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glN0W8WogK8
>>80076272What do you guys think of our newest addition in /erp/? Would you like to RP with them? Come and say hi!
>>80076710FUUUUCK!STUPID FUCKING SIGN ITS NOT MY FAULT READING IS GAY!
>>80076710HAAAAHAHA!
>>80076722kill yourself.
>>80076710All you had to do was read the damn sign sammy
>>80076746placemats
>>80076746Thanks.
>>80076746But reading is gay... I couldn't do it...I have principles!Good shit, Kizaru, my nigga.Thanks for hostin', spook.
>>80076746>>80076765based...thanks for hosting>>80076734gomen sammy... but my chosen one blood set it all in stone
>>80076746Nicely done Admiral.>Thanks for hosting, well done Kizaru.
>>80076746>>80076765>Congrats to Kizaru and thanks for the game, Spook Man!
>>80076765
>>80076765Nice job, Kizaru.>Thanks for hosting Spook man!
>>80076780post yfw one piece ends and luffy wins.
>>80076746>>80076765Dude, you misspelled Claire but thanks for hosting.Gz to Kizaru btw.
>>80076746>Congratulations.>>80076765>And thank you.
>>80076765GG everyone, thank you Spook Man for hosting and congratulations to Kizaru!
>>80076296Oh, wings sound pretty good....if you ever find another bird to fry up, I'll gladly pick some of those wings off of you. Until then!>>80076746Congrats to Kizaru!And thanks for the round!
>>80076797What is this AIshit?
>>80076746>>80076765Congratulations and thank you.
>>80076765An ally to the Gold clan, eh?Thank you kindly.
>>80076746>>80076765>[CHADmiral..... I kneel.]>[Rover howls upon seeing the champion!](Thanks for the game. Congratulations to Kizaru)
>>80076830That's Richard and he loves his AI slop
>>80076809Ain't no way ain't NO WAY you just spoiled the ending for me, I can't fraurghkcing believe this...
>>80076868you better fuarking believe it
>>80076746>>80076765Congrats and thanks for the umazing game, Spook Man.Here she is: The Jet-Black Stayer. Heel or hero? Nightmare or miracle? It's Rice Shower! Congrats again on a well ran race.
>>80075607[NO COUNTRY FOR SPACEMEN] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSZzNcqz8hA>Having inserted from the West of what intel had reported that locals called "Quarry Junction", the Master Chief led his three-man team of ODSTs forward. They came to a careful halt at the elevated edge of the titular quarry, the SPARTAN using his helmet optics to zoom in and get a better look at what *might* be creeping below them. >The other three Helljumpers meanwhile looked down as well, the men likewise keeping alert of their immediate surroundings so as not to get ambushed by anything or anyone, one such individual whispering to the petty officer. (ODST #2) See anything, Chief? >To which he replied with a shake of his head. (117) Negative. Remain vigilant. >A muttered "rah" from the spec ops Marine, the men putting their Perception stats to good use here at this juncture.
>>80076901If one piece ends. Will Odo rest? Or will he create another series?
>80076769>>80076776>80076785>>80076787>80076797>>80076799>80076812(gomen)>>80076821>80076824>>80076831>80076838>>80076847>80076921 (Thank you)NP NP, I'll work on your winthing when I have the time kizaru
>>80076979dude has been writing one piece since '97, surprised his heart hasn't exploded yet.
FIRST 24EXPRESS GAMES
>>80077054Claire Heathrow
>>80077054Falke
>>80077054Typhon Anthrophantasmus
>>80076979he'll retire to his bath to stay unbothered, moisturized, happy, in his lane, focused and flourishing and then probably die of the aids he keeps getting from diddybluddingbut i'd hope he do more stuff like Wanted!
>>80077054Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80077054UNSC Marine
>>80077054Every Admiral Episode 30
>>80077054Macht
>>80076963>[YOU enter the junction, coming across an excavator with a painted-on warning. The paint is chipping, but the silhouette of a monster is visible with the words, "DEATHCLAWS" being somewhat readable.]>[Normally, there's a family of legendary monsters that dwell here; only the bravest of the wastelanders would dare enter here. Yet this time, the so-called Deathclaws are noticeably absent. Nothing on the radar, no enemies in sight. Enter sneak mode; it will come up as {HIDDEN}. Eerily quiet.]
>>80077054Sanae
>>80077054The Invisible Man
>>80077054Alpha1918
>>80077054Harley Quinn >>80076746Gratz Kizaru! :)Thanks for hostin Spooky! :)
>>80077054Bowsette>>80076765Another late GG and TFH
>>80077054Stay Gold
>>80077040His love for the craft ( and money) is keeping him alive. Eventually, he'll find rest.>>80077084The madlad.Let's see what the future holds.
>>80077054Spook man
>>80076963Ico>>80076963>Ico crouched behind a slab of broken concrete at the quarry’s edge whatever dust stinging his eyes as the wind dragged grit across the pit. >The ground below was torn open, littered with rusted machinery. He could see the Deathclaws before he saw them. Then he noticed the soldiers above. Ico tightened his grip on his sword and stayed low from the radioactive spooky reptillians.
>>80077054Junko Enoshima
>>80077054Ellis
>>80077054Elaina
>>80077200https://x.com/cosyposter/status/2002910598561251657
>>80077054Farmers Only which will help Igon find a real date if it wins
>>80077190Lemme see that 3rd horn ToT
>>80077054Sakura Bakushin O
>>80077054I'm not Bob Gray
Can we visit ERP?
>>80077054Pulchra Fellini
>>80077231Epitome of Smol
>>80077054Sammy Boy
>>80077117>Nothing here for now then, the petty officer opting to circle around the Junction with a quiet motion to the others. They carefully and silently followed their big leader, eventually coming up to the entrance proper at the ancient and rusty excavator. To which all four men saw the sign present, one ODST muttering at the sight. (ODST #3) "Deathclaws"... hmph. They sound cuddly already. (CTN) I don't have any files on them, so I'd recommend being careful going forward assuming they're present. So far I'm not detecting anything alive in there. >The Chief wordlessly nodded along, although he couldn't shake the feeling that *something* might be afoot. He hefted his SAW all the same, the petty officer leading the way forward as he and his fireteam stayed [HIDDEN] for now. >>80077190 (You double linked me lol) >So, they weren't totally alone then. Although the SPARTAN-lead UNSC fireteam hadn't noticed the other among them just yet. Especially since the Master Chief and his gang of ODSTs were more focused on the now confirmed sizable lizards below them, the former speaking in crisp military clip. (117) Multiple unidentified creatures below us in that Quarry. Weapons tight. >The Helljumpers gave their various acknowledgments to what looked like their bigger greener boss, the blackguards and SPARTAN seeing no reason to go charging in just yet from the safety of their vantage point.
>>80077226Hmm.. It's good but..Compter, 10x that hat.>*clickety clack*
>>80077347
>>80077261Later. I already came to Fortnite twerking videos.
>>80077054Fire-chan
>>80077373Eric...
Hello! Would you be interested in joining us in /erp/ for a still-in-the-making Christmas event?
You guys look like you missed this place.
>>80077368
>>80077054Riyo
>>80077368Subarashii!>We might go bigger next time.Best of luck little witch.>>80077433You look the the kind Devil I want to know. Best of luck horned one.
>>80077433Who me? Ha! I never miss. Now let's do it sirs, we've got a game to win!
>>80077433BRING IT ON!
>>80077327>[You SNEAK around. SNEAK skill check: {HIDDEN} soon turns to {CAUTION}. Something is aware of your presence. Is it a Deathclaw? They're gonna wish it was.]>[This area is too dry for Ebby. So she's not in the picture, but a new monster is present. Sudden spike in energy readings! Followed by heavy stomping, behold after the minor sandstorms settle, twice the height of the east coast behemoths, fur black as night. And with an adult deathclaw within its massive maw, the great hound Rover. Seems like the hound is claiming a new territory for himself. He's a comin' slowly towards your area, John Halo.]
>>80077433What if we've never left?
>>80077433I'm surprised Elaina's hat all fits inside the arena border.>>80077467His wincards are only gonna get gnarlier..>>80077480That's a promise, and I'm holding you to it!>>80077495The wind almost took you guys away.>>80077491OH IT'S BROUGHT
>>80077433Time to kick some ass!Reckon, we should move on now, Miss? Nice hat by the way!>>80077523I ain't fightin' no monster girl! It's yours, Miss! I'mma git goin'!
>>80077523>The first one did the trick. Two to make sure was understandable, but SIX shots! This feels far too personal to have been over some bread.
>>80077417>still-in-the-making Christmas eventSeems like you're cutting it close to be honest f@m
>>80077523
>>80077417Invite us
>>80077523Claire, I don't think you're quite ready to take him on right now.Meanwhile, the polydactyl umamusume known as Fire-chan is on a mission. She wants to watch burn the game to the ground! She's recruited a big star!Meanwhile, the biggest star of the game...fucking dies!>>80077550It's an alright hat. Get better soon!
>>80077653F
>>80077433Yeah. My aim was a little off. Ha.>>80077523... oh, right, can't forget the basket. Plausible deniability does not actually work like that, but we'll take it.>>80077653Not what it means to want a "fire" ride.
>>80077494>The Chief had the feeling they had been spotted, combat intuition saying as much. Especially when Cortana gave them a warning. (CTN) Alert: energy spikes detected! And they're bio-fusion based at that. >Bio-fusion? That could only mean *one* thing, and that thing could be seen by the Chief first. For it was none other than that big dog that ONI had been meaning to capture for some time now, the massive creature having seemingly cleared out the "natives" if what they were chewing on was anything to go by. >The normally cool SPARTAN felt a hint of none too common worry flow through him before quashing the feeling. Fear had no place here. Not with lives like the ODSTs on the line and his own for that matter, one of the Helljumpers speaking with a hint of apprehension in his steely voice. (ODST #1) What's the call, SPARTAN? (117) Do not engage and move back. Carefully. It hasn't entirely noticed us yet. Let's make sure it stays that way. >Even with a M41 rocket launcher and some Lotus anti-tank mines on hand, the petty officer doubted he had enough firepower in his pocket to readily engage this super beast. Especially based on prior reports from Marines regarding this thing. >Just as well, Cortana gave an alert to the overhead UNSC Make Haste, measures being made and enacted to better deal with "R0V3R" in time.
>>80077417>still-in-the-makingyou better fuckin' make it quick, dude. How the fuck do you guys have "events" anyways? Are they just big typefucking orgies?>>80077653I'm a villain, c'mon.
>>80077653>A clownly power!
>>80077653For an invisible man, he sure was easy to find and kill...
>>80077523The rare instance where inaction is better than action. Wow.>>80077653An inconvenience to some and yet, I feel closer to myself here more than ever...>Immediately, she got work on tying some leaves together into a roof.
>>80077523I'll try not to let you down, miss! >And off he went by his lonesome. >>80077653I'm not SeaBee, but hey, we got the job done. Good work people!
>>80077687The big cheese made his move. But there's always a *bigger* cheese, iin'there?>>80077690Watermelon you talking about Falke, that's literally a fire ride!>>80077710A monster!>>80077712Can't trust no one in here!
>>80077653Bottoms up!>[QUICK SIPPY.]Ya know, it ain't to ba-https://youtu.be/paE7-2p0eo4?si=shpVX79O-hEVjKwTI'M DOWN! HEY I NEED SOME HELP OVER 'ERE!
>>80077748>have reply>get distracted by kitty>refuse to elaborate>leave
>>80077748>These two run in to each other enough to not worry about a bit of thievery.
>>80077748You've got to be more careful about this kind of stuff, slick. >At the very least, the nameless boot would give Ellis his money back. Albeit skimming a *bit* off the top first. Finder's fee.
>>80077710Hopefully it will be done tomorrow, we're still tuning out the details. I'll keep you guys updated
>>80077748Must've been the animals. I'll keep going until my stomach yells for food.>Have you seen her? At a height of 142 centimeters, she doesn't exactly require a buffet. The feeling was mutual.
>>80077327>He turned just in time to see it one Deathclaw bursting from behind a rock shelf covering the distance in seconds. It charged using its entire arm span to swiftly flank Ico. >Another roar echoed from below as a second Deathclaw hauled itself up the moving just as fast.>Deathclaw 1>RNG 0 through 4: >Ico's lucky as he narrowly dodged the first swipe, he sees the other Deathclaw. >RNG 5 through 9: >Claws rake across his body tearing through his flesh. He’d be flung aside like scrap, slamming into the dirt. Blood spills fast as he has little time to recover for the second Deathclaw's attack. >>80077523>Ico does the smart move. >>80077653>He stops speaking right after. >>80077748I should give this to Bill. He would like this.
>>80077748Claire you need to start finishing your meals.>>80077766Understandable, have a nice trip!>>80077754Godammit, someone give this boy an adrenaline!**I think we also have it in tenfold form if you're still daring.
>>80077777>Who got it?
>>80077775Yeah but how the hell do you guys have events? Is there a giant dragon that you guys are gonna be roleplaying with that fucks 20 people at a time?>>80077748What is a man? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!
>>80077800...
>>80077800Yo, abracadbra and whatever! >Boom! The femboy was turned into a modern art masterpiece. And killed from it!
>>80077800F>>80077812>>80077812Now he's a pile of minerals.
>>80077804>ftt
>>8007782710/10's across the board from all our judges. Keep it up sir!Stay Gold is...being a sketchwad.>>80077800By god, he's keeping it up! The man *never* misses!
>>80077748>>80077773>[His most recent purchases: Beer, water, Ammo. And vinyl records of the Midnight Riders.]>>80077800If ya got any to to spare... I could go for some!Man.. This reminds me of the time when Keith get himself lock in one n' shipped off to sea! I think he ended up in Russia, I honestly can't remember. All I kno' Keith came back with ALOTTA cool coats!>>80077870HELL YEAH! I'M ONE MAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! COME ON YA BRAIN-EATIN BASTARDS! Y'ALL CAN'T HANDEL ELLIS!
>>80077800Ittou-ryu secret technique! SORA-GASSHO SOKOKIIII!>>80077870>She never said they WEREN'T mildly poisonous.
>>80077800>>80077870Oh, thank goodness. I can fix my concussion now.
>>80077800Give me a few minutes, and I would've had a whole case whipped up. I wonder what I'll need them for.>>80077870>She's just like that on the exterior. Her unkempt nature doesn't do her favors.
>>80077870NAw I think she really likes him!Falke is committing to the Save Igon fund, how sweet!>>80077899Seems like Ellis is back to full power!**All 10's and a 9.>>80077907Should've been MORE mean with it. This is getting wacky!>>80077923Welcome to the team Stego
>>80077797>>80077327https://youtu.be/8_yrEAG5sA0>The landsharks won't relent. Given that Ico's practically incapitated by the first Deathclaw, the second attack is a given. The second one landed after the first, claws hooking into his side tearing deep lifting him off the ground tumbling hard to the irradiated pond. His arm hurled at the other end.
>>80077812We sometimes do stuff like the masquerade thread, that was pretty funny. We used to have themed threads too, but they're a thing of the past now. Of course you're all welcome to join our events.
>>80077797>>80077929>The SPARTAN saw and soon heard movement coming from nearby, the ODSTs flinching at the sight and sound as one of the monsters charged... something. A second creature soon followed and it was revealed that they had attacked what looked like a kid of all things! One of the Helljumpers stirred hard at the sight, the grip on his weapon tightening. (ODST #3) Shit! What the Hell!? >Assessing the situation, the SPARTAN didn't hesitate out of both personal feelings and more pertinently, his duty. (117) Weapons free on those two. Cover the civvie. >The Helljumpers nor Chief hesitated, all four men opening up with a mix of weapons ranging from the SPARTAN's own M739 Squad Automatic Weapon to the ODST corporal's own SRS99D Anti-Material rifle. Dozens of rounds slammed into the two overgrown lizards with merciless precision that could only come from professional soldiers armed with advanced weapons. Although given what was happening, they had to act fast lest they lose out, one of the ODSTs wincing as they saw a limb fly from the kid. (ODST #2) Christ...
>>80077927Damn, how many molotov's she got stored up her ass?Too bad there's no such thing as mail-bomb-proof pants. Well I guess technically we have things..Claire finally kills...not a contestant! Moving the heck on!
>>80077927Majestic view from up here.>With her bolt-action sniper, Stego took a perch and began picking off the undead.>>80077964>Clearly, there was more to be done.
>>80077927>>80077964No thanks, I'm going back to sleep. Have to recuperate an extra kidney. Blessed night all.
>>80077964Not cool
>>80077927Wow, Big Pharma is scarier than I thought....Juuust kidding!>>80077964Evil must be cut down! Did I get that one right?
>>80077927>[Lore accurate Ellis be like:WOOOOOW, Dammmmmn! That was tooooo close! I wanna do it again!>>80077964Hey thanks Miss! Thanks for the mail N' stuf-https://youtu.be/bcsB3W8Bwp4?si=NrekMx8lA-l6fdMEhttps://youtu.be/WIimZZ1iUh8?si=gq6mOKayC__qW052
>>80077832>lol >lmao >>80077870You can expect the best from the best, heh. >Case in point here, these professionals putting Oceans 11 to shame with this heist! >>80077899>Not bad. Not bad at all. Gotta have the basics as it were. >>80077927Bring it in, junior. >And then the Care Bear came along, the trooper grunting at it. Well isn't this just sweet? >>80077964>And there went his (stolen) funds and then some, the nameless grunt swearing. Dammit all. Figures...
>>80077964Mother of god...kekmirals got BODIEDBowsette is building up an army.Last but not least, my girl Junko is so creative with it~>>80077992It's the boss!**Not the big one.>>80078014You'll live with one.>>80078043Good enough!>>80078058WAY more exciting.
>>80078077F
>>80078077Don't forget the catapult!>>80078108I love the smell of explosives in the evening.
>>80078077>In truth, the Marine wasn't proud of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB6_AQM70k. Oh why do I have the feeling my CO's gonna chew me out for this one...? >>80078108Y'know, I was kind of hoping it would blow them up.
>>80077708>[Rover came close, JUST stopped at the tip of the excavator's crane. Nose flaring up, sniffing the air. Following up, by tossing the deathclaw up and *CHOMP* on the mutant lizard's corpse in mid-air. Eating it whole. Mind the wet chewing and the blood splashing. Ending it all with the hound tongue cleaning off his teeth of any meat or blood. Rover has no table manners.]> {CAUTION}>[The hound lowered his head, followed by a head tilt.]> {HIDDEN}>[Letting out a bark. Rover turns around and walks back into the junction. Probably thinking he's the last monster here. Rover is no longer on alert. SNEAK check? Seems like the hound is the only thing here, *cough*aFatmaninthecentre*cough*]
>>80078108Commentary lol:Have you seen this hat?Elsewhere Pulchara's lookin' a bit...should we say full.And Marines pitch in the little ExCred they got left, on a gift for Claire!>>80078120Honestly, they smell alright!
>>80078077>>80078108A castlewarming gift to rid myself of my excess supplies. Good idea, wasn't it?
>>80078136>>80078108Congratulations CLAIRE! You're now the game's biggest cheese.And Bakushin's opinion on Spook man has...evolved!>>80078127..Does that count as a miss?>>80078138I've got a better idea Stego. Now listen carefully.
Who here would be interested in coming to our event in ERP tomorrow?
>>80078217THE CLAAAAAW!
>>80078218nobody cares micah
>>80078217F>>80078222THE CHECKED
>>80077960>Ico lay half in the mud half in shallow irradiated green water. His body twitched once. Each breath was a wet gasp, bubbles breaking the surface near his mouth as blood drifted into the glow. His sword lay out of reach. He stared at nothing breathing only because his body hadn’t figured out how to stop yet.https://youtu.be/VjqBuxpgMyo>One Deathclaw snarled as an armor piercing rounds blew through its arm crippling it, forcing the reptilian into a reckless sprint. The other took a burst to the chest, flesh shredding it's soft underbelly. This one was ready to go but it made a banzai charge. Abandoning the broken child and charged the new threats closing distance but wounded.
>>80078217What could be better than feeling like a pillow, you say?
>>80078242I found the good mines. One of them at the very least! Here, catch!No room for errors tonight!>>80078273Well no, that WAS the idea.>Squeeeeak
>>80078131>While the ODSTs shuffled uncomfortably in their vacuum-rated armors under the unforgiving sun, the green sailor stayed cool even as R0V3R came unerringly close to their [HIDDEN] positions, the sound of their eating only adding to the discomfort of it all. Still, the men stayed composed until mercifully, the beast sauntered off further into the junction with a loud bark. >No signs of anything or anyone else. Like Gigolo. >Still, the petty officer remained alert as he peered around the corner of their hiding spot, the super soldier seeing what appeared to be some kind of discarded weapon in further into the dusty Quarry. He wouldn't charge for it but the man idly noted its presence just in case. >As they held their positions, the Haste sent down a couple Pelican dropships escorted by a quartet of C712-variant Longswords. The former would land not far off from the Chief and his men and begin to disgorge their contents AND mixed men while the latter continued to patrol the sunny skies over the Quarry now. Perhaps even catching R0V3R's attention with the noise they were making and their barely perceptible forms.
>>80078289Stay frosty! Ooooor, don't stay frosty! The choice is yours!
>>80078289When the bucket stops pouring, you know what's next...>Stego eyed up the puddles left behind!>>80078334>She was going to stay nice and firm in this wrap a while longer.
>>80078217Tch. No way dude. >The Marine just spammed the Total Covie and Innie Death copypasta as well for good measure. >>80078289I may not be a SPARTAN, but I'm STILL a badass you know! >>80078334I don't know Farmers, do you think those two would be good for Igon? >No shittalk here, the nameless trooper trying to help a bro out.
>>80078334F
>>80078222>>80078369Wanna come pay us a visit in ERP?
>>80078401Kill yourself crossshitter
>>80078386>>80078369Tenplus years in HG, and I've *never* seen bubble wrap do that before.>>80078381Elainagon...bro is cooking.
>>80078408F E A D S TWhat a cute couple~Not the *cutest*, but in the top 5 for sure.
>>80078401>Thanks, but no thanks.>>80078408We are geniuses!....OH NO!
>>80078401>What's over there, if I do?>>80078408I think it's the ingredient that had in the mix. The one that makes it just a little different...>>80078440>Will stomach acid do its job?
>>80078452You were NOT geniuses!>>80078440Things are really heating up for Farmers Only (doot) com!>>80078468If not, just siphon some battery acid to finish it off.
>>80078401Fuck off
>>80078260>The situation was threatening to go pear-shaped: a badly wounded civvie lay deep in possible hostile territory with an unknown amount of additional murder monsters possibly present to further compound the issue. Regardless, the Chief would act as he and the ODSTs continued to pump rounds into the two 'Claws. One could almost swear they heard "flip music" being played over the din of combat, a spec ops trooper whooping as a beast was crippled by their gunfire. (ODST #2) OORAH! Get some, you ugly scaly! >They still had some distance and plenty of prodigious gunfire to light the two up. But all the same, the Chief hurled a M9 frag at the nearest Deathclaw to further hurt it before hosing the SOB with more rounds from his SAW. >The ODSTs wouldn't be outdone of course, the Anti-Material rifler in particular focusing his last two shots on the most severely wounded beast. The other two black boots with their MA5C and M395 DMR shot away at the arm-crippled Deathclaw, 7.62 mm AP rounds punching into them with deadly accuracy by the dozens again.
>>80078504F
>>80078408Ha! Who says I'm just a dumb jarhead now? >>80078440No thanks, got plenty of supplies on my end still. >>80078504>His armor tanked the dart well enough, the nameless trooper also thanking his lucky stars the explosive was a dud while cursing his foe out. Damn alien, piss off!
>>80078504The only light I need, is up there.>The traveler pointed to the sun.I'll find a use for these.
>>80078526Pulchara's luck stat is *almost* as high as Junko-chan's rizz stat.Look at all this SCORING happening tonight!
>>80078562What the hell?!
>>80078562Oh yeah, that's REAL funny... >>80078573Huh. What's this all ab->His Wisdom stat couldn't save him this time. Damn you FarmersOnly.com! Marines and city folk didn't get you!
>>80078314>[Low-key bringing Longsword into the Mojave is bound to attract attention, not just Rover's. After all, seeing Longsword and Pelicans together? Some would probably believe it to be the West Coast Brotherhood or the Remnants of the Western Enclave. Wouldn't doubt if some of the Legion would start heading here for a new tribe to be added to their fold. Or the NCR, so they can give the UNSC some taxes. Hell, BoS scouts may be interested too because "wastelanders with advanced technology?! Impossibru!! ME TAKE TECHNOLOGY!"]>[Regardless, the sudden sound of roaring engines. *rooo...?* Rover paused and looked up. Could have sworn Big Metal and Tasty Bird were overhead. But now the hound's interest is at its peak, picking up the pace in its steps, now heading towards wherever that roaring engine sounded off. In the hound's six eyes, loud sound = more monsters, which = more food or potential packmates.]
>>80078573>>80078610F**HI-Wisdom would be ignoring the message altogether.
>>80078562More weapons->>80078610This is it. This the pinnacle. I feel drawn to it, knowing that if I scale it that I'll find more.
>>80078627Farmers are gonna wish they still had ya, Marine.>>80078630Among other things!It's the big cheese herself!
>>80078659>>80078630Whoopsie wrong slide for the commentary reply.
>>80078679Maybe her bubble wrap armor will come crawling back.
>>80078522>Gunfire tore into them rounds punching through thick hide and muscle. A grenade detonated against one the blast shredding it outright. Anti-materiel rounds finished the job dropping the creature mid charge. >The second Deathclaw, still tried to rush but concentrated fire cut it down before it reached melee range.>By the irradiated pond Ico lay motionless, missing an arm.
>>80078694DAY XZoom!Yum.
>>80078735F
>>80078659A big knife would've solved the big cheese problem, if you came prepared. Hm...>>80078679I owe you one, kitty cat.>Enough time for her to get out of there.>>80078694I could use a blanket, when I knit it. Mm...>>80078735Here, I know. Hop on and take a tour with me first.
>>80078762Oh you took her for a ride alright.>>80078755NIGHT XFINAL TWOWNSBETSJINXESPREPOSITIONS
>>80078782The cute catlady!
>>80078616>Now imagine if the Stalwart light frigate entered the airspace above the Mohave proper? There'd be a conniption with plenty of factions at such a brash display of power and all the worry and coveting that would come with it. Forget the Boomers and their B-29 bomber, court the UNSC and their legions of advanced 26th century tech! >But for now, the space organization stayed focused on the here and now as they sought out the massive dog. The newly arrived Marines being led by an ONI Section I field agent knew they had little time to act, especially when the Chief radioed them. (117) Contact R0V3R is approaching our position, standby. >The hawk-faced ONI agent remained unflinching as he acknowledged the commando. (ONI) Understood Chief, we're ready in any case. >True enough, more than a score of regular UNSC Marines had unloaded some crates nearby. Crates which were full of raw beef that Naval Intelligence had been waiting to use for a moment like this, the stuff being thrown onto a tarp not too far off from the Pelicans and the assembled UNSC forces. Doubtlessly the delicious scent of raw and fresh non-mutated meat would attract the beast. >But all the same, the Marines, Master Chief, ONI agent remained on guard. Longswords likewise were still circling high above while the Pelicans remained parked on the ground.
>>80078782>STAY.
>>80078782Check it out. The whole sea is our playground now.
>>80078782>Could there be yet another Stay gold victory on the horizon?
>>80078807She died. Also I apparently can't read or count.FINAL THREEWNSBETSJINXESPREPOSITIONS
>>80078782Farmers Only must not win
>>80078831>>80078782Stay Gold. Uma sweep.
>>80078831Oh....FARMERS! They gotta win!
>>80078782>>80078818>>80078823>>80078825>>80078861IT'S OVER
>>80078823>What a good looking pair of travellers. I wonder where they're off to.>>80078877Incredible showing.>Thanks for hosting, well done Typhon.
>>8007887750 GAMES LATER AFTER HIS PREVIOUS WINTYPHONYOU'RE AGAIN THE BIG CHEESE MONSTER OF THE EXPRESS GAMES
>>80078877The humiliation ritual will never end.
>>80078907>>80078913Man.
>>80078907Thanks.
>>80078924
>>80078907>>80078924Congrats and thanks for hosting, Mokou-tan~
>>80078877HOGWASH! Farmers should'a won! Dangit.....!>>80078907>>80078924Mighty fine job, mister alien thing.Much obliged for the fun!
>>80078877>The eternal silver chaser for a reason.>>80078905>They're off to see the golden sky at journey's end.>>80078924Best of wishes to whatever that fella is.Thank you kindly.
>>80078924>(Thank you for hosting.)
>>80078698>To their little surprise, the UNSC forces had emerged victorious over their monstrous foes, both beasts getting torn apart in short order. A few ODSTs took a moment to reload and assess their surroundings. (ODST #1) We're clear, Chief. For now at any rate. >The SPARTAN nodded. Still hefting his SAW he quickly focused on the still downed and partially buried kid, the commando grimacing slightly as he saw their ruined form. Although Cortana had a bit of "good news" as it were. (CTN) He's still displaying vital signs, although they're weak. We can still maybe save him! (117) Roger that. >The Chief didn't hesitate any further, rapidly sprinting towards the fallen boy while staying alert of his surroundings. Eyes on his motion tracker showed clear for now as he picked up and threw the kid over his left shoulder. A quick search likewise located the missing arm and moving swiftly again, the petty officer secured it under his left arm. >With his left arm and shoulder occupied, the Master Chief one-armed his SAW with his right hand as he ran back to the ODSTs positions. >>80078907>>80078924>Farmers was so close Igonbros......>Congrats to Typhon and thanks for the game Mokou!
>>80078877>Dang.>>80078907>Congratulations.>>80078924>And thank you.
>>80078931>>80078936>>80078944>>80078967>>80078972You're welcome. And thank you all for playing!
>>80074326 >Late to this but thanks, looks great.
>>80078924GG everyone, thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to Typhon Anthrophantasmus!
>>80079008>Ayyy, glad you saw it. Made your frame extra bloody.
>>80079025Can I see your cute penis?
>>80078907Came close :3Gratz Typhon! :)Thanks for hostin Mokou! :)
>>80079047>I saw it, it looks like the two are looking down at someone they have most likely brutally murdered.
>>80078973>>80078974>>80079025>>80079069You're ALSO WELCOME! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
>>80079074>A common occurrence when these two forces meet I would imagine.
>>80079119>I chatted with Bea about the aftermath of the ball.>Carnage wanted chicken and waffles and Harl got black out drunk after her win.>So he carried her on his shoulder to Waffle House.>She woke up to see him knife fighting a homeless crackhead.>But got to eat some of his Chicken and Waffles.
>>80078944https://x.com/GuGi263/status/2002729390409756966
>>80078973>Ico’s left arm was gone, torn off at the shoulder. The wound was jagged and bleeding heavily, bone and muscle mangled. Deep claw marks raked his chest and side, ribs likely broken, each breath coming out wet and weak. One leg was twisted at the knee, probably fractured. He didn’t struggle when the SPARTAN lifted him.>His head hung limp, mouth opening in shallow gasps as blood soaked his clothes. His eyes had a dull cerulean glow. His left arm was minced and possibly irradiated. >>80078924>Thanks for hosting.
time for hg to die i guess
>>80079242It's time for bed
>>80079262
>>80079171>It seems everyone enjoyed that little soirée. Not the homeless man of course, but one should not stand within the vicinity of a waffle house and not expect conflict.>The yellow cubical sign and her bold black text is a warning. "You are now flagged for pvp."
>>80078816>["How 2 catch BIG dog" ONI spooks probably, discussing and brainstorming various ideas. Mainly sleepless nights while performing questionable trials and experiments on wild dogs to come up with an answer. Only for some random intern to walk in with some Arby's in his hands, "Use meat. We have the meat". That intern is either getting a promotion or one of the spooks will take credit for his ideas.] >[Regardless, nostrils flare up. Eyes widened and emitted a glow. One moment, Rover is standing still, the next. He's gone. Appearing as a black blur to hidden onlookers, he sprinted to whatever the savory smell caught his nose. Unfortunately, some of the other wasteland beasts may be attached to all that raw meat. Pray it ain't the cazadors.]>[For the Marine unpacking the payload feast... And an earthquake?! Is the ground rumbling? Nah, just a very hungry doggo sprinting up a mountainside, coming to a skidding halt. The bait worked, the hound is in view! Unfortunately, coming to a totally not suspicious feast laid out before him, and seeing the Marines unpacking it. In Rover's eyes, they're taking it for themselves! And the mutt wants it!]>[Announcing his presence with an earth-shaking roar and amping up a plasma ball. Is it a warning display? Seems like it.]>>80079210(He scratch. Must'a felt good based on the brib's reaction.)>JMOV
>>80079285>I enjoyed the event, even got to play with some story.>First was Carnage, all through the build up he showed 0 interest or even acknowledging it was happening.>I was waiting for things to get chaotic to attract him in order for him to crash it.>Harlyn was always my choice for him to bring as a tag along, she has too much bad blood with people not to turn some heads.>Funny enough their ball image shows her in her normal clothes (And neither touching and that just added to it being funny) playing into Carnage just found her on the street and said "Let's crash this bitch!" >Igon getting ready to throw hands over his "girlfriend's" victory kicked off Carnage and Harl's arrival.
>>80079242Eternal waiting for bump moment
>>80079391https://youtu.be/kb7N9QfNpVQ?si=qxbxgi7rCzEaOOOh>2ITX
Eric lost
>>80079425>I feel that cat, I too wish to be flat and laying on the floor.
What's Eric's excuse when his buddies all participated?
>>80079239>Needless to say, it was bad, the Chief not needing an in-depth analysis from Cortana to tell him as he saw the telltale signs of shock setting in with the kid. The MCPO likewise noted the peculiar horns and glow of the kid's eyes, it being enough to briefly give the man pause before he snapped out of it. He carefully set the youth down on the ground, one of the ODSTs grumbling at the sight. (ODST #2) Goddamn, those friggin' lizards tore the Hell out of this kid. (117) We can still save him. Use your medkit trooper. >He'd glance the badly wounded youth over before nodding, trying to ignore the oddities himself as he got the kit out. Biofoam would be first sprayed onto the ruined stump where the kid's arm once was to patch him up, the stuff feeling cold to the touch as it set about numbing the pain and coagulating blood and doing its best to (temporarily) heal the injury. More would likewise be sprayed onto the kid's clawed chest, pain again being numbed and healing action undertaken. A splint would also be applied to the busted leg, the ODST discarding his medical gloves onto the ground as he nodded in satisfaction. (ODST #2) Alright, that should hold him for now. But he's going to need more intense treatment, especially if we want to reattach that arm of his. (117) Right, I'll call a Pelican for MEDEVAC then. Stay alert and guard this area until we dust off. >The Helljumper nodded, the others standing to as the SPARTAN used his integrated radio to call for a dropship to come pick them up.
>>80079453OH NO, SOMEONE DIDN'T JOIN AND NOW MY DAY IS RUINED
Eric raped my dog and caused pearl harbor
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb17uaaldwM
>>80078972FWOOM>>80079239THANKS FOR PLAYING
>>80079448>[Tucks you into bed.]Sleep.And this https://youtu.be/xzaRUpgA2vw?si=pe3B3rk7ywrmTYEl>P2WJ
Stop raping dogs
>>80079466>>80079469Chihuahuas...
Thanks Obama hg edition
Obama raped my dog
>>80079487>No bed can hold VENOM!
>>80079487
>>80079391>I would expect nothing short from our resident murder hobo club leader.>Igon's breakdown was the highlight of the event. Hope to do more RP next time, I mostly sat out to my shame.>I return to lurk, and probably out for the night. See ya.
Eric lost and we will all laugh at him
>Anyone can hosts events, threadchud>Doesn't join kosaku's event, sicks his chihuahuas on kosaku's event, and will inevitably pretend like it never even happened>is still a wild success despite his boycotting attempts
No seriously stop raping my dog
I need the list of hg's big cheeses
>>80079521>But WAIT.>Agent Venom was never meant to attend.>He was a red haring should I miss the event.>The trope of a hero missing a date to do hero stuff.>Prime was always meant to be a stand in unto something happened to trigger Carnage.>Hints the two never having dates. >Okay now you can go back into hiding.
>>80079510Then read! Until sleep.>>80079515I do. Just emulators.Thanks and saved
>>80079551S-Tier big cheese: KosakuB-Tier big cheese:Mokou, JunkoC-Tier big cheese:Sam
Micah, you didn't join either.
>>80079555>But I'm spilling my big evil plan!>I never get to do that.
Cheesesticks?
>>80079474Why didn't you join? Do you hate love or something?
>>80079551
always comes back to orbiting eric
>>80079593What type of cheese is he?
>>80079591>Evens: Ignored>Odds: Snippy response with a half-hearted congratulations about the event
>>80079328>Oh yeah, R0V3R's existence definitely gave ONI something(s) to think about ranging from his dangerous existence to how to best capture him. Of which the current and as usual questionable approach was being enacted, it being simple enough and calling upon past domestication of wild dogs and wolves into proper and eventual pets. The same was being applied here as it were, Marines moving as quickly as they could to unpack the meat while staying on guard for anything or anyone else that might try to ruin the now ONI-lead initiative. But they couldn't move fast enough it seemed, the massive mutt already there just as they were finishing unpacking the beef! >And then came the threat display, it being enough to scare no shortage of regular grunts to the point where several raised their various weapons and took aim at R0V3R! The SPARTAN made a point of interposing himself between the troops and the giant dog as well, an M41 rocket launcher in his hands as he glanced briefly back at the ONI field agent. >The man, internally nervous as he was, tried to keep his cool as he shouted at the UNSC men. (ONI) Stand down! That's an order! >Reluctantly, the troops and Chief would obey, the Section I spook likewise gesturing for them to carefully back off. He looked R0V3R square in his eyes as they roared, a bead of sweat gathering along his nervous brow as he spoke. (ONI) Easy boy, the food is for you... >Could R0V3R even understand him? All the same the spy gestured for the pile of sitting meat on the tarp and made a point of backing off with the others to let them have it. Clearly, they were trying to get on the dog's good side and perhaps tame them with food like the last times... >>80079552>Just as an aside and speaking of Agent Venom, I would like to do more stuff with him if possible. >>80079521>Have a goodnight man.
>>80079552>All according to Keikaku! Glad you made it, I almost missed out. Was right after the first game. >Not sure if you saw, but prime is in the top right of the image. I'm glad as he promised.>Ok, gone foreal this time.
>>80079603Swiss
>>80079570S-Tier big cheese:KosakuB-Tier big cheese:Mokou, JunkoC-Tier big cheese:SamStick-TierEric
>>80079615>*On guard as he promised>Typos..
>>80078972>>80079477And why not two cakes?
>>80079646>>80078972>>80079646>
I suspect that we are being inflitrated by mice
What type of cheesesticks does Eric eat?
>>80079614>Prime up here likehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/The_Chaperone_poster.jpg>See ya shrimp.
>>80079636Hell yes! Me and Junko have our own tier!
>>80079636Fucking kek.
>>80079685You two host everyday it's deserved
>>80079615>>80079680>>No Venom, it is you who should go to bed.>Sorry about that Gordo, yeah we'll do more things soon.
>>80079577Spill it after the next fight! Or in some random monologue, pacing back and forth yakking to a guy tied to a train track.I'll hit you up to finish that next time.
>>80079696>lol it's cool man. Looking forward to it!
>>80079708Poor foxo could use a hug. And maybe some eggies so he doesn't get so eepy.
>>80079727>rapes
>>80079692So does Spook Man but he's not on there
>>80079744No he doesnt
Peer into my urethra and hear me cum
>>80079717Trust me. It's for the best if you stay FAR away from the fox. At least until he finishes his trip around the world.
>>80079734
>>80079727Done protecting your idol Eric?
>>80079761Nice selective memory, simp.
>>80079778>The fox's mission.
>>80079791Hosting 2 days in a row isn't hosting everyday
>>80079811How long does he need to host for then?
>>8007981969 days
>>80079778Okay, will do.
>>80079829Simp
So Eric hates HG and people who are actively trying to improve it?Cool got it he's banned from all games
>>80079833kys spookman
>>80079856You first simp
>>80079591>Whether or not you want to believe it, I was too busy doing Christmas stuff with my family for the past few days to do much on HG beyond lurkan and filleran.>That and sleeping. Mostly it was sleeping.
>>80079836Tenna...
>All this BS when Eric and Aussa were both in on the boycottlol
>>80079570>>80079636I'm C-tier the Cheese-tier.Dangerously cheesy.
>>80079895>AussaHe joined as the Mountain you retard.
EricAussa TaigaWho else didn't attend?
>>80079902go to bed jew
>>80079910He said he didn't join
>>80079926You got a link to that?
>>80079921I don't wanna....I changed my mind. Good bed.>>80079943I'm right here.
>>80079910Proof that he's the Mountain? Aussa literally said he didn't participate.
Aussa has a boyfriend and is loyal of course he didn't join
>>80079955>AUSSA ISN'T THE MOUNTAIN CHOJIN GUYS, HE'S ACTUALLY UHHHHH I'M NOT TELLING YOU KEKEKEKE
>>80079943https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80066714/#80075291
>>80079979Mountain is a random threadfag
>>80080017>>80080017>>80080017>>80080017
>>80079778
>>80080051
>>80079795(More or less. Yeah.)>>80079832(This could have been that fox.)(Thanks and saved.)>>80079614>[And they still refuse to give us a backstory on how Rover came to be. He's just a nuclear dog who exists, that's it. As stated a few times. I've seen one head canon stating Rover to be a divine beast sent from GAWD. Given all the shit he pulls in both his regular and ""'weakened""" form. With some merit and evidence to back it up.]>[The little men raise strange things at Rover. The six eyes locked onto one of the men, you with the SPNKr! Six eyes lock onto you! Until a spook breaks character and actually confronts the 12-meter-tall hound. When do ONI spooks ever directly confront anything? Unless it's committing atrocities.]>[Speaking words to the BIG dog. A slight head tilt from Rover, he hears you, ONI spook. But does he understand? The charging plasma is still active.... released! Letting the plasma bolt fly in a random direction. *Cue muffled mini-nuke explosion here*. A quick leap down, letting out a few more barks, perhaps "telling" them to back off, this meat pile belongs to Rover, and this hefty pup still needs A LOT to eat. So that he does, it's gonna be messy.]>269P
>>80079591>>80079613>>80079872digits called it kek
>>80080138>OH NO SOMEONE SPENT TIME WITH THEIR FAMILYAs opposed to being brown and fat like you?
>>80080051Borbs and Snagrets.Strange they never fight each other, especially when reading Olimar's logs on them. But muh gameplay reasons.Thanks and saved.>>80080072I hate you. Pileated Snagret. Yet I wonder why you haven't returned in 4.Thanks and saved.
>>80080138>>80080157>We watched Christmas Vacation.>It was nice.
>>80080072>>80080160https://x.com/Wooden_Turtle/status/1839821860181053919
>>80080157calm down, dickey. Is sucking Eric's dick your christmas present for him this year?
>>80080259>The angry brownoid telling anyone else to calm down
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>>80080271your forced meme will eventually catch on one day, Dickey.
>>80080271>Councilspics projecting
>>80080279As will yours, brownoid. Else your abuelita would smack you with the force of 1,000 chanclas.
