Gym Wife EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80073625OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Love our cult leader TV husband
>>80077544KILL
I will gay rape every hellaverse man in the ass until they'll be ruined for women
Getting dicked down by Moth.
>>80077393 Nugget the both of them
Posting here instead. I was on the fence but I’m fucking off from /hhg/ for good. I know some of you will be glad to see me gone. I’ll miss some of the posters here like White Husk and the other radiosilencefags. I’ve had them very bad thoughts lately and I don’t think I can ever truly move past my feelings while I’m still posting about this show. I can’t get better while I’m here so I’m leaving. I’m sorry for sperging out the way I have because I related to Vox. Past this post anyone you see pretending to be me is faking.
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
Wtf ___ them
Abel having a smoke sesh with his daddy!
>>80077659take orders from
>>80077627See you tomorrow
>>80077524Two for flinchin'!
>>80077659KILL KILL KILL
>>80077659RAPE
>>80077627Aw :(
>>80077544Hippity hoppity, the bastard kid is now my property.
>>80077627Sorry to see you go anon, you are always welcome back if you want to return.
>>80077393kys ra
Prince Peryton of the Ars Goetia reigns Supreme
>>80077780>3 off.... Bad day
>>80077780jesus fucking christ you're a sadsack
>>80077431>"What's the matter?" You're panting. "Upset that the pussy of the girl who interrupted your fancy business trip feels so good?!">"I'll make you pay!" Val genuinely sounds so undignified>The tip of his cock pushes through your cervix, which has loosened significantly, and you can feel it squirming up into your womb inch by inch>Your jaw drops and you can't help but shake your head. "N-No, it's not--not going to fit!">"Shut up!" He chokes you hard enough that you can't help but cough. "I lost all of my miles on that stupid flight!">You're starting to salivate, your thighs twitching, and the stretchy feeling of the entrance to your womb opening up more and more is starting to become euphoric>It still hurts, but there's a pleasant numbness and an itching to keep expanding>Your body really is built for this--for taking his eggs, and in the back of your mind you give in to the idea that maybe you were made for him>His hips finally connect with yours>You've taken him in completely, your uterus plugged up with him>All eleven or so heavenly inches of his moth cock>You groan, swallowing hard against his hands, and he stops chocking you and instead pins your wrists against the bed. >Glancing down, you can see that your abdomen is stretched out and you can see his dick pulsing inside of you as much as you can feel it>"I've..." You whimper. "I've never been so full in my life! These bodies of ours...r-really are amazing, huh....">He starts thrusting, slowly at first, and then a little faster, his voice deep and breathy as he pants >You can see the effort in his face with the way he narrows his eyes that he's actually having a hard time pushing the eggs down his shaft>You concentrate on helping him, flexing the muscles in your pussy>"You're so fucking tight," He comments, clenching his lower fists. "It's not fair that such a terrible girl like you has to feel so good!"
>>80077659TAILGATE WITH
>>80077780>>80077790Plapington
>gives you a grilled cheses
>>80077893Thankies!
patrick stump whining
>>80077880>>80077020 here, I was riffing in good fun but this is legit really good, also low-key kinda hot even though I don't really fw egg stuff (still very funny imagining the poor director having to shoot this though)
shall i draw more abel gore?
>>80077959>bare alastor shouldersSLUT SLUT SLUT
>>80077938We all know that Abel doesn’t get gored but will gore others.
>>80077926That post got a giggle out of me anon, I know it was in good fun dw~>shot up my film school for thisLegit picturing a gun theme demon that bleeds camera reels, what a fun character concept I'm glad you're enjoying, I've never written egg stuff before but Valsis sold me on this concept a while ago....a couple more posts probably and it'll be done!I'm edging myself a lot writing this ngl
>oneitisanon left while I was outNooooo ;_;
RA Draw me a Lucifer with wings
>>80078003Meant for >>80077627I'll miss you a lot :(
>>80077973the abel abuse WILL continue!
>>80077893Let's kiss the kind white boy!
>>80078053I want to have sex with Abel
>>80078075That's the wrong image but I ALSO want to have sex with Cyrus!
You know I am a righteous man...
>>80077880>You try to give another maniacal laugh, but instead you moan and arch your back. "Haha...I only feel so good because we're made for each other!">And then you feel it underneath his cock, sliding up his skin and into yours>There's an unmistakable weight to it as the egg makes its way to the head of his penis>He's sweating, doubling over, and you wish so badly that you could reach out and kiss him now but it wouldn't storyline appropriate>Damn, you were really hoping to get a kiss out of this!>He moans as the egg ejects from his foreskin and lands inside of your womb>The hardness hits where you think your ovaries used to be and you gasp--it kinda hurts! >It's overwhelming, but your instincts are flaring and reassure you that no, no, this is right!>You were built to receive eggs like this, to have them fertilized, to wait for them to hatch inside of you...although the latter is impossible, the insect brain doesn't know that>"Uwahh, it's too much!" You say, trying to thrash about. "I can't take it!">"You're gonna take them, bitch!" Val squeezes your wrists, slams them down again, but there's a sloppiness to his assertiveness >He's drunk on how good this feels, just like you>What is his own insect brain telling him now?>Your cervix clenches around him in anticipation for the next egg moving up >"N-No, not again...">"Yes again! This is what you wanted, isn't it?!">You're seeing stars in the corners of your vision as you look at him, stupefied >"Isn't it!?" He asks again, the egg pushed into your womb and clattering against the first one>"Yes!" You cry. "Yes....">All you can do is lay here and take it, your bodies tethered together, the next egg already on its way up his shaft>You don't even know what you're saying at this point; there's no way you would have stuck to a script>You're moaning and sobbing, begging him for mercy but there is none--not for someone like you!
>>80078157Frollo?
>>80078020Why this bitch got so many wings
My OTP
>>80078053HOMO
>>80078003>>80078021It’s for the best she was mentally ill and being here would not be good for that
>>80077988I've been toying with the idea of a OC sinner who is just a perpetually pissed off and stressed out director working under Val, and recently reading an interview with legendary porn director Gerald Daimano from an old HUSTLER magazine got me thinking about it again. Back in the 70's a lot of porn biz types legitimately treated it like cinema and the rest of the media started to do so too- So the idea of someone who still believes in that while also having to juggle the toxic hellhole work environment that is VoxTek is just an endlessly fruitful premise. And yeah, a gun motif does sound like a fun design idea, though I'm not much of an artfag.
>>80078286Yes gud
>>80078180
>>80077991The amulet claims another
>>80078159ovi maker my beloved i am going to sleep but please know that i WILL be dreaming of moth eggs AND i will wake up to compile the story without checking to see if anyone else hasi love yougn
Deer nap
>>80078159>The eggs are deposited into your womb one by one and you can feel them jostling inside of you>When Val eventually lets go of your hands in favor of holding your waist instead, you reach down and feel the noticeable bump below your belly button>You can feel the eggs in there, bumpy when you press down, and his cock still slithering inside of you>When the last egg is released (how many has it been? 10? 15?) he grabs your antenna and demands that you beg him to fertilize them>"P-Please, finish it! I-I know I don't deserve it but...finish it...." >And so he does, thrusting into you with a new vigor, fucking you proper the way he's fucked his other property--but you're the first person to ever have his eggs inside of you>It makes you grin and earns a genuine laugh as your poor womb shuffles his nonviable offspring>He cums all over them, sprays your walls with his seed and it's so hot that it makes you cum again, too>The warmth travels up your entire body, coating you in a euphoric afterglow that drowns out the uncomfortable feeling of him pulling his cock out>He has to nearly yank it out because your body doesn't want to let him go>Val huffs, tucks his flaccid cock into his thongs, and removes himself from you>He glares down at you with purpose. "I-I can't believe you....that tight pussy of yours.....all you had to do was ask! You didn't have to cost me my miles...">Oh, right, the script>"I-I'm sorry," you try to say. "But...this feels so good, being full of your eggs....I'm also not sorry?">Val looks at you, looks away, and shakes his head. "You leave me no choice.">He picks you up underneath your armpits and begins to carry you>You moan at how the eggs and cum slosh together in your core>Your womb is extended and it looks like you're a few months pregnant
>>80078607Does deer nap with penis in his butt and a meaty fist around his tail?
>>80078615>He arrives at a kiddie pool full of bouncy balls>"Wh-what's this?" You stammer, delirious>"It's the quicksand, bitch." He drops you into it with all the casual manner of tossing napkin into the trash>The bottom is cushioned but the impact has you wincing and moaning and clutching at the eggs in your belly>"Owww!" You cry out. "No, no! Please!">You reach for Val, making an effort to look like you're struggling to try to fight your way to stay alive. "Please, I'm sorry!" >Val turns his back to you and to the camera, then begins to walk away>"CUT!" The director yells, and the movie is shot>Staff hurry to give Val his coat and his smokes>You're left in the ball pit, laying on your side, wondering how long these eggs will take to dissolve>This might be a little embarrassing, but Val has never pumped eggs into anyone before, and you feel boastful>Val lights his cigarette, exchanges some friendly banter with his staff who are surely telling him what a good job he did (and they're right!)>By the time your senses are returning to you, he's already kneeling next to you and offering you a hit>"Not bad," he says. "For your debut film.">"Debut...?" You're not sure you heard him right, the smoke pulling you back into a haze. >"Of course, mi Princessa!" He pinches your cheek. "I can't stand to hide you away behind the cameras ever again!"END >>80078357You should absolutely make this into an OC, even if your art skills aren't that great because neither are mine desuI really wanna see more OCs, they're so much fun...I really like this story concept, keep building on it! And an edgy school shooter backstory is the kind of fun this franchise is perfect for. I love letting out my inner edgekid here!>>80078565Sweet dreams Valsis<3 I will confess, I made this story/reader OC with just you in mind because my original idea of losing a bet with Val and being forced to star in one of his porno films re: heat cycles was um...different!
Okay I'm super tired myself now, wore myself out edging......Pls ignore the typos in the last postGoodnight /hhg/
>>80078670In this case he teased Meat all night with his tail and held him back with the tentacles
>>80078710Gn!>>80078742Hot…
>>80078673>>80078673I…. Unf….This was wonderful desu, i didn’t know i was an eggfag until now… not even a valsister but now i want him to lay eggs inside me…
>>80078768undertale al store ...
>>80078357>>80078673Thanks! Some snippets to flesh out the idea:>"No I didn't use a damn go-pro. I was in the campus clocktower with a sniper rifle, what was I gonna film with a fucking go-pro? Idiot.">"Listen, Val, I've got this whole epic trilogy planned out, the scripts here are *dynamite*. Funding? Vox is still going on about funding? Look, Val, you just give me Angel Dust, a limo, a camera and a medium-sized bag of blow and I'll have something that can fund a cinematic fucking universe.">"No no no, the lighting is all fucked up. Like, it's not getting the pre-cum to glisten in the way we want it to. Okay, shit, this is gonna take the rest of the afternoon, do we have the edging specialist to keep this guy hard? We don't? Well Vox isn't gonna pay for one so someone grab me one of those 'gooners' off the street." >"Gentlemen, Velvette, whoever is currently under Val's desk- I know you all read the tabloids. You know the big scandal. And you know opportunity when you see it. So I have a real banger for a movie idea out of this. Just one word: 'Imp-dingo'. No, I don't have a script or a cast in mind. Just, you know, it's a concept. But trust me, we gotta strike while the iron is hot on this!">"Sweetheart, I don't think you understand. This is a western. I'm filming it in 70mm anamorphic widescreen. So when I say you gotta spread your asshole, I mean GAPE that bitch. The audience is gonna see the slop we had in catering today."
Voxxy
https://youtu.be/0HPs_AZohNE?si=yDqpv-N7XfL3HZvC
>>80078920>"CUT! What is this crap? You call that hatefucking? Holy shit, is this your guys' first day or something? Okay, look, AD- someone get these idiots a set of cuck chairs. Someone else go find the intern who fucked up my coffee order, I'm gonna show these two clowns what a REAL hatefuck looks like!">"Oh, you think that was a good enough take? Just good enough, huh? How many Voxxies did you win, huh? Oh, right, none at all! Then don't tell me that a take was 'good enough,' you stupid cunt. Go wipe the cum off her and get him hard again, we're doing another money shot.">"Alright, Val, I've got good news and bad news. Bad news is that the dealer fucked up and the guy who was gonna get a train ran on him snorted a whole bag of PCP. Good news is, well, we've got one hell of a blooper reel for the credits?"I'm staying up too late, I'll revisit this tomorrow
>>80079423
>>80079434
>>80079439
>>80077662I want to watch him cough until his lungs hurt after a particularly large bong rip
>>80077501
>>80079809
>>80079630Cute
Where is the fankid art?
Sucking on Al’s uncut brown dick
>>80079809>>80079816I own this doujin, it's sadly too short.
>>80080041>Al points out Vox was staring at her chest>Vox gets flustered and denies it>Al wonders why people are so obsessed with breasts when they're just "lumps of fat">>80080047>Vox disagrees and tries to argue breasts are great>Al asks if he prefers big boobs>Vox says yes>Al transforms to DFC and asks if he's still attracted to her like this>Vox realizes he likes flat chests now tookek cute
>>80079932
>>80078768 Alastor would never give this to anyone except maybe his mom
>>80078768This that terrible artist that gives Alastor huge six packs and draws him like a brick house?
Sexo deer
Why is it that when people hate on Adam and Lute or call them evil, it’s always a giant ass waving a red flag and these people have severe issues?
>>80080503Lute...
>>80078768Why is Alastor buff?Do RAs really...
>>80080503Its a sign of daddy issues, muh religious trauma or men issues that and look at the absolute state of the fandom and guess
>>80080503I think Record of Ragnarok's Adam is still the best Adam in modern media
>>80080626I prefer Hazbin Adam ironically because he does want to honor God and is pretty much stuck in this more animalistic mindset by refusing the Apple, but he still chooses to go with Eve and try to make her a good person.Rag Adam rubs me the wrong way by how he basically allows the snake to win by biting the apple. When ultimately, it’s what his (much powerful) creator didn’t want him to do.
>>80080701I like that RoR's Adam seems to give a shit about his childrenWhich Viv's Adam doesn't, pretty explicitly becauseYou knowDon't hate him but I think he's one of the weakest characters in the series
>>80080503I think evil is a stretch. I think Adam is a hypocrite because he engages in behaviors that sinners go to hell for and only got a free pass to heaven by being the first man but I think Lute is justified
>>80080741Charlie’s no better in that regard.
>>80080787Elaborate
>>80080718> Which Viv's Adam doesn't,He clearly loved Abel a lot and that’s honestly a really painful statement to say considering that Abel was a bastard child. Meaning, his actual human kids didn’t honor him or God at all.
Adam is a nepo babyCharlie is a nepo babyLucifer is a nepo babyAll angels and angel descendants are given a free ride by God and never have to struggle like the common man does
>>80080741>>80080787>>80080795Adam being the first man has nothing to do with him being in heaven.Lilith was the first woman and she’s in hell.Eve was the second woman and the mother of mankind and she’s in hell.Cain was Adam’s first son and he ends up in hell.The “first man” status is completely irrelevant to him being in heaven, not to mention, when Abel followed after him and ended up in Heaven before him.
Twitter made a radiostatic fankid.
>>80080476Sexy deer
>>80080741I never got the accusations of him being a hypocrite he's open and unapologetic about who he is and what he does
>>80080795She’s a hypocrite herself.
>>80080878Meat I haven’t forgotten your drawings I got busy with some stuff.
>>80080902More than that she's not actually a good person she just wants to be seen as one
>>80080008So does Velvette have "barbie doll anatomy" or is it just her major body joints? Like in episode 8 we see her naked on the ground in pieces, so is she "plumbed in" (so to speak) or only has mannequin-esq anatomic features?
>>80080894If Adam believes sinners should be in hell for sleeping around he should volunteer to go to hell himself
>>80080961He believes they should go to hell for sinning in life, to him judgement is set in stone and what you do after is irrelevant
Do you think Vox believes he went to Hell for liking cock?
>>80080992Nah he damn well knows why he's there and just doesn't care
>>80080796>He clearly loved Abel a lotCan you show me that in-show?>considering that Abel was a bastard childShow me that in-show
I still think Vox should've been a televangelist cultist rather than another serial killer. Why did Viv rip off Alastor for his backstory?
>>80081037Because media accountability and responsibility for violence is literally verboten as a topic in american television and film
reminder that sallie mae is literally the buffalo bill of the hellaverse
Pery how many pictures do you have of your OC by now?
>>80080105Birbies. I ought to pay RA to put them all in a wall sometime.
>>80081057That'll never not be funny to me>"Look! We've got a DEI trans character!>Ok, what do they do?>"They're implied to be a serial killer!"It's why I'm of the opinion that Viv is either secretly based or idiot-redpilled.
>>80080864Why do I find Junior more attractive than him when Junior is meant to be ugly?
por eso no me gusta el RA jajajja, bueno por eso y muchas cosas más
por eso Radiostatic siempre va a ser peak
me cae demasiado mal Lucifer para aguantármelo
I would lick the bottom of her hooves.
>>80081203>>80081217>>80081231Based spic fandom
>>80081355I don’t speak taco what are they saying?
>>80081203Lo q hace tierno el ship es q es un odio superficial, por lo tanto es agradable su arco de slowburn, no le saben
I finally read about the Alastor being Lucifer’s executioner theory anons kept talking about and how is that any different than what the exorcists were doing which the show says is bad?
>>80081398It's less random, I guess
>>80081398it ends wit hawt yaoi of alastor executing lulu's bussy xDDD
Do you trust him?
>>80077627Damn shame, I'm very sorry friend. You've been nothing but pleasant to talk to, but you should absolutely do what's best for your mental health. I truly wish you best of luck and godspeed
Reminder that the voxcels whacked it to manbutt "you stinky moid how can you know that post wasn't le baitfag!!!" Well the supposed owner of said ass never came forward to say "that's not me" so you gooned to troon ass, cope
LMFAOOOO
>>80082546Incredibly autistic.
>>80082018what
>>80082018>anon thinks a troon is capable of having an ass and hips those fat
>>80082582Brother I'm talking about the second ass pick from a completely different anon the small hipped, flat assed one
>>80082018Nobody gooned to that ass
>>80082546do RAs really?
"For I have come to call not the righteous but the sinners."
I am going to fuck everyone in this thread.
>Alastor was based off of Vivzie's abusive ex>Viv liked picrelJesus. Vox's healing journey is going to parallel the way Viv got over her ex, isn't it? But unlike her, he'll find true love in someone else while Viv stays forever alone.
