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>>80092206
The Shameless Sniffer
So, you don't think it was really (you) that made her smile?
dess OD'd on DT in the bunker and made a Fountain with the syringe
>blank message if you type KrisThis confirms:>Kris is the narrator>Dess is a violent person>calls you unoriginal if you mention 11 and Dess/1225
>>80092227Got time for one more draw request before I go to dinner, any Noelle or Dess requests?
>>80092460Standard(tm) Noelle
>>80092460Noelle cube
>>80092499>>80092478Before time began, there was the cube
>>80092702Doetendo Shitcube
>>80092778
>>80092778weeping inky tears
>>80093061Kris should lick and drink them
>>80092702It holds reality together
>>80093089>don't eat the black snow
>>80092227>You are Noelle Holiday.>And Cheese Louise are Dess and Kris a handful.>The adults and Azzy are busy, so keeping them from destroying the house is your responsibility right now.>Sometimes you wish Dess was the older one, so she could experience this nonsense.>Maybe she'd be able to control Kris better, and at least then there wouldn't be two naughty list contenders to deal with.>Suffice to say, they've only enabled each other.>Their pranks can get out of hand sometimes.>If only Kris had a cool older sibling figure to look up to that could temper him.>But it's just the huge dorks, you and Asriel.>Well, Asriel is a jock-nerd hybrid, but his personality leans more towards nerd.>Thankfully they're being quiet right now, probably because you're making lunch for them.>They are still whispering to each other though, which has you a bit nervous.>You're focusing on the food when they share a pair of impish grins and nod at each other to signal that it's go time.>You hear Kris's footsteps approaching, louder than they usually are, but you don't notice Dess sneaking around.>This will prove to be a massive blunder on your part.>The first of two that you'll make today.>Kris asks when the food will be ready.>You tell him soon.>He says he has something to show you.>Well, better take a look.>He's actually pretty good at art.>Not that you wouldn't look if he was bad at it.>Gotta encourage that kind of thing regardless.>You put everything down and go over to him.>He eagerly hands you his drawing.>It's a detailed piece of you laying on the kitchen floor.>You smile and tell him that it's great.>He yells timber as he shoves you.>You would normally be able to catch yourself, since he's not strong enough to push you over.>But your legs catch on your little sister, who had slunk behind you on her hands and knees.>Ah, the classic tabletop "prank".>How did you not see this coming?>You don't have much time to think about it on your way down.
Kris deserves this
>>80093180>The crack of your antler tips slamming into the marble countertop's overhang sounds as sickening as it is mostly painless.>Contrary to popular belief, most of the horn doesn't feel much.>It's only the base that's sensitive.>They're kinda meant to be slammed into stuff.>Usually that stuff would be other horns, but they can't tell the difference between other horns and kitchen counters.>It also sounded just like a skull being cracked, and was at an angle where neither Dess nor Kris could see what actually happened.>Relying on the lessons that those two little pranklords inadvertently taught you, you hatch a devious scheme.>One that might make them regret their actions.>And maybe reduce their pranks in both quantity and content.>You're going to play possum.>So when your back meets the ground (slightly painful), you go limp.>Deprived of their usual reward of you yelping and scolding them, Dess and Kris don't move.>Like game characters awaiting an input, they just stare for a moment.>When you don't start getting up, they look to each other in horror.>Within a few seconds you can hear them shaking each other while asking what they're supposed to do.>Yeah, they're totally freaking out.>After a few minutes of that, they collect themselves enough to skitter to either side of your fallen form.>They try lifting your limbs and letting them go, and you let them flop to the floor.>One of them finally remembers to check your breathing, and they both let out huge sighs of relief when they discover that you're just unconscious and not worse.>Then they start discussing and attempting ways to wake up unconscious people.>Mostly things they've seen on TV.>They start by giving you some light smacks, which is annoying but easy to disregard.>Next, they attempt splashing some water on your face.>Which you ignore despite the discomfort.>Then they try waving table salt under your nose.>Not laughing at that takes a tremendous amount of willpower.
>>80093219>They pump the well of wake-up tropes until it's dry.>Dess's face scrunches adorably as she wracks her brain.>A lightbulb pops up over her head and she pounds her fist into her open palm as she comes up with an ingenious plan.>She says that she knows one last thing they can try, but Kris has to do it.>You have no idea what she could be talking about, why would it have to be specific to him?>Kris voices your question.>Dess, like it's the most obvious thing in the world, says that since nothing else works then you must need true love's kiss.>You nearly sputter in shock, barely managing to refrain from blowing your cover.>He's not really gonna try that, right?>Faha, surely not.>This is just to trick you into moving.>You'll call their bluff.>This is your second massive blunder.>Because, after several minutes of being egged on by your hellspawn of a sister, his face is hovering inches from yours.>And then, before you can stop him (and before he can lose his nerve), he goes for it.>Your lips touch.>You don't even think about how it feels, though you will later.>You'll think about it a lot.>But right now, you just shoot up out of your fake sleep, nearly clacking your teeth into Kris's as you push him off of you as gently as you can in your panicked state.>Having your first kiss this way makes you feel like the biggest loser to ever exist.>Your ears are ringing, all sounds are muddled, and you find yourself heedless of external stimuli.>Dess jumps up and shouts that she knew it would work as she glomps onto you, happy that you're okay.>Even in your shellshocked state, one of your arms subconsciously wraps around her in return.>Your thoughts race by unabated, mostly full of self hatred and distress.>A quiet voice, buried deep, says you liked it.>Oh Angel, does this make you a bad doe?>Your inner turmoil prevents you from noticing Kris blushing, touching a hand to his lips, and muttering with wide, sparkling eyes that it really worked.
>>80092311She should go directly to the source instead (and also add her own scent on top of it.)
>>80093252and we'll call it here for now.this episode brought to you by the height difference in this image and the short discussion around it that i took notice of in a thread from like three weeks ago.no idea when the next update will be since i'm not sure where it'll go from here. well, i know generally where it's going but not the specifics yet.
>>80093252This would've fixed Kris before he even broke
Dess making Kris have sex with Noelle
>>80093331>good boy
>>80093180>>80093219>>80093252>Kress hellspawn duo>puppy love Kriselle intrigueI'm afraid it's kino, pure and simple rapscallion kino. Even when he's small, Kris' behavior encourages a certain deviousness in the doe that she can't help but entertain. Both of these concepts are extremely underrated and I'm thrilled to see them getting some love.
>>80093331Kris matchmaking Asriel with Dess
>>80093252BE CONFLICTED NOELLE!HAVE STRANGE FEELINGS!
it just keeps moving forward
The real antagonist of DR is the guy that put "December" in the spelling bee
I’M GOING TO KRIS
>>80094113genuinely why would chara do this
>>80094158KYS: Kris YourSelf
>>80094256Who do you think wakes up first, and will they try to wake the others up, waiting until they wake up, or go back to sleep?
Awww this is so sweet they're kissing and being all bashful and love each other and and
>>80094323A-and... and...
>>80094113
>>80094296I feel like Noelle would be the odd one out and, if she were to wake up, quietly prod Kris until he did the same so they could go play. Kris, for his part, would be too comfortable and happy that everyone is all together like this; experiencing something he never quite thought he'd have.The older kids are too responsible to wake the kids and if either one did, would silently muse at how sweet the scene is.
>>80094461?
insectoid
they don't want you to know that his full name is Krisdoepher Kringle Dreemurr
>>80094791How does a creature with hooves make plantigrade shoes work?
>>80093180>>80093219>>80093252
>>80095037The spoiler is that Dess is a deer monster, but inexplicably has feet and Kris only assumed her shoes were tailored that way since the rest of her family has hooves.
>>80092227Modman returns with a gift.The Roaring Knight is poised to strike.
>>80095328Ough stinky Dess soles... imagine the scent... an unnatural treat...
>>80094296Kris would wake up first, then go back to sleep, because the sensation of being cuddled by Dess and Noelle while his big brother holds his hand is too comfy for him to resist.
>>80095328Kress footsies…
>>80095382Thanks for making me regret my lost, Anon.
>>80095328>artist likes feet>respects Noelle having hooves >ergo Dess has them as wellIt could've been great, dammit. It could've been GREAT
>>80095380 think i just came
vicodoe
>>80095558Why is she so awful?
It almost chrimas!!!!
>>80095718I feel stupid for not getting this reference but that one reply who commented "Dess-Amber" made me laugh.
>>80093286Sex. Great job.
how we feelin doe thread
>>80095380>chipped knifeNiiice, but what the fuck was holding Toby back from implementing continuity like this in the rest of its animations? That's one of those things that makes people really get invested in your creativity as a dev.
>>80093132Cute Knight
>>80095986Exploding wrists. Please understand.
>>80095464I'm so sad that Kris lost this.
>>80094866Noelle knows, and she keeps blackmailing him for his clothes.
>>80095986the same reason susie's teeth constantly switch color
>>80095797Mommy issues.
>>80095986In this, I think it was just laziness. Like, he already did something similar with Berldy's arm, but for some reason, nothing with this(though he already made a flag for if you previously defeated the knight) Like, this. This just makes sense. The whole scenario of beating the Roaring Knight was that you had gone out of your way to make your choices matter in the face of all the odds stacked against you. So I thought, why not have a permanent reminder of your accomplishment?
>>80096136In my mod, Susie's teeth and eyes remain consistent in every sprite. The same color as her studs. The official art does this, so I thought I could to.You've seen it already.
>>80096127Kris lost everything. Including his home.
Doe
>>80095978Feeling the season and that's putting it lightly. I mailed cards out to the family, my brother came over and we hung out and exchanged gifts early since he's working for the season one city over. Yesterday was our annual family dinner and tomorrow I'm having dinner with my aunt.I've been full of food for almost two days and it's about to become three, and now I'm enjoying some Blue Moon and finishing season two of Kojak with a friend. Did you know Sylvester Stallone guest starred as a rookie cop on that show before he landed his role as Rocky? He was SO skinny.
>>80096114the world if bobby fox used his billions of dollars to get robot hands surgery
>>80095718this gave me a stupid idea but do you guys think that dess could be piloting noelle the way we pilot kris, except when she takes over and goes knight mode noelle blacks out and doesn't remember anything she does? which would mean dess is with noelle but can't communicate because any time she does something noelle just blacks out and forgets it
>>80096332Interesting. But besides the weird moment with the freezer at Sans' market, what else could substantiate this?
>>80096203I really hope I can make a difference and give him a bit of his life back
>>80093331dess humping her hips into kris's from behind to make him thrust hard by proxy
>>80096268Imagine the massive cameltoe view Kris has from down there...
if Rudy could get it on one last time and give Carol another daughter, Noelle would dote on the little babe 10x harder than Dess ever doted on her
>>80096399maybe noelle's ability to pull insane amounts of power out of her ass? her belief that she was dreaming in the dark world, like she just blacked out and was suddenly in the middle of it? i dunno, i didn't really think hard about it, which is why i called it a stupid idea.
i like dess too but can some of you please not be massive gooners about her for five seconds
>>80096203>>80096406I hope I can take even more away from him.
>>80096221Deer?
>>80096470Dess it too lean to have any puffiness and everybody knows dark clothes hide everything.
>>80096491You're asking a bunch of virgins not to goon over a furry tomboy childhood friend. t. virgin.I love the potential of her narrative and all but I can appreciate her character as well as how she gives me a boner.
>>80096645i can't hate for the honesty
>>80096548imagine how stimulating the hoof-fingertips must feel, gentle and slick as they caress your womanhoodfemKris is in bliss
>>80096780and even though they're firm, they're warm too
>>80096799Kris might be able to play piano, but Noelle is able to play Kris just as well
>>80096114Why doesn't he just get one of his trannies to do it?
>>80096988that is the most retarded thing i have ever heard... stop talking please
>>80096988>noelle making kris moan jingle bells with her touch
>>80096988They know each other better than anyone else
Noelle Meat
>>80096645>but I can appreciate her characterwhat fucking character broshe has NO dialogue. she has NO canon appearance. you are gooning to a fandom OC skinwalking as an extremely minor character
>>80097013Half of the budget went to suselle hair touching sprites yet to be used, please understand
>>80097602And that's why I'm here. To banish that garbage from my entertainment permanently. Because i don't want to show that to people. I don't find it attractive or appropriate to my specific audience.
>>80097594You'd have to be playing the game blind and ignore Toby's out-of-game material to claim December doesn't already have a relatively-grasped character.
>>80097727You're the modman, right?Is there any way to follow your progress outside of this thread?
>>80097765Unfortunately not. I don't post it anywhere else.
>>80097774Except for my friend who I got involved in the project. I talk with him on Discord.Regular postings anywhere else would be too much.
>>80097594Let me rephrase that. The narrative potential of the character and how her absence influences all of the major characters (sans Susie) to this very day.
>>80097594>she has NO dialogue UNUSED >NO canon appearance Yet has known multiple outfits, even more then Noelle has been shown in>fandom OC*Major Deltarune character >minor character Noelle would hate you
I like this deer creature.
FUCKSHIT
The Weird Route is gonna get so, so bad, isn't it?
The death throes of /doe/, unstoppable faggotry meets immovable autism
>>80096455>using Kris as a strap on That’s really hot
>>80096268CREATURE
>>80097594>minor characterShe’s single handedly the most important character in the game, since she sets off the entire plot in the first place. This is like saying Laura Palmer is a minor character.
deer (and boye)
>>80098042Kris, quit being a faggot and put on the suit.
>>80095986The game is already taking a ludicrous amount of time to make as is, if they had to include small details like these too we probably wouldn't have got 3 and 4 this year.>But it's a small thing that takes so little time to addFor whatever reason Toby's team takes 10 times the amount of time to add something to the game compared to any other dev team. I don't know why, but that's just how it is. Adding in the chipped sword would have easily moved baco the release by atleast 1 month, if not more.
>>80098446Very curious about the relationship between big G and FRIEND. No indication at all yet as to if they're in cahoots or more antagonistic.
>>80098176Comfort creechur...
>>80098335And that's the other reason we're here. There's always room for improvement.
>>80098508personally never saw gaster as an antagonistic force. the 666 stuff just feels like an antithetical representation of science to faith
>>80098335>For whatever reason Toby's team takes 10 times the amount of time to add something to the game compared to any other dev teamEasy, they don't have a shared development space to work together at, they are spread out and are coordinating via the internet. I've seen dev cycles in shared environments and outside of them, and a shared development space is just flatly better if you can afford to do it. Ofc a lot of smaller or even free games can't just set up an office to develop, so it makes sense for them to do it - but most of the reason I think Toby is doing it is because Deltarune is probably his last game, and he doesn't want to set up the logistics and have people adjust their living conditions for the sake of one game and then just be left in the dust when he shuts down the studio.
>>80098066Anyone who thinks Weird Route will have a positive consequence is very deluded
when you have obj_bateverything looks like npc_kris
>>80098669it wontbut hey we can always dream
>>80097808this is how whump sees noelle
>>80098176
>>80097808>sans SusieSusie is the contrary because while everyone saw her as this bully who's nothing but trouble, she's genuinely misunderstood and friendly. Memories of Dess are frequently romanticized in contrast to the increasing evidence of her haphazard, abrasive tendencies. Maybe even bad enough to influence the one she loved most, if (You) push the right buttons.
>>80098820d.ogg representing noelle embracing her sister's aggressive behavior theory, my beloved
>>80098820While I do like the narrative similarities and differences between Dess and Susie, it is worth remembering that Susie almost had it in her to murder a child, one she was friendly with not too long ago. I think the general tendency of both Dess and Susie will turn out to be that they can be good people, but are heavily weighed down by dark thoughts and turbulent relationships with others and can make a lot of rash and impulsive mistakes because of that.
>>80098820Susie being misunderstood? Are we all gonna forget she bullied Kris for months for little reason and pretty much threatened to kill him on several occasions?Can't see it. She's just a genuine bitch and her redemption isn't earned. She never apologises or makes up for her actions.
>>80098820finally someone gets it>>80098877>Susie almost had it in her to murder a childpeople still think she was actually gonna bite kris's face off? her whole shtick was that she was a fraud
>>80098967>people still think she was actually gonna bite kris's face off? her whole shtick was that she was a fraudYou still shouldn't tell someone that they'd be better off without their mother, even if they loathe themselves enough to not fight back. Or just being a general ass to them, for again, little reason.
>>80098967Not that. When she fights Lancer.
>>80098877>Susie almost had it in her to murder a childThis was also prior to her truly grasping that Darkners aren't real people, not to say that distinction means anything to Susie of all people, but that moment was the breaking point for her defensive jackass front and marked her slow ascent from becoming evil. There's still a Lancer-shaped hole in this game's future, and I'm not certain if it will justify or defy the positive memories we've read about December, but I will say that had she been in the company of friends like Kris and Ralsei before... whatever happened to her, she would've been fine.The Prophecy description for Chapter 1 has always struck me as a disaster near-avoided, in which Susie could have suffered a similar fate.
>>80099015People will cry about Susie almost killing Lancer but then turn around and say "bro the aborted weird route will lead to the true happy ending bro, who cares that you have to freeze some enemies for it they're just fucking darkners bro lmao"
Look at this deer. Isn't she lovely?
>>80099073"freedom" =/= happy endingif someone offered you "freedom" from this life would that sound happier than if they had simply threatened to murder you
>>80099098Noelle carefully washing her hair and fur for when Kris comes over!
>>80099073Nothing good can come out of the weird route, aborting it early only diminishes the potential damage that the full route will cause.
>>80099003>Or just being a general ass to them, for again, little reason.I wouldn't say it justifies it, but there is plenty of reason for her to act that way. She has presumably lived a terrible life that has led her to build a lot of anger and resentment which has led her to act aggressively towards other.
>>80092227another request fulfilled. I managed to do the lineart for 2 other requests while I was in the break room, although this was by far the riskiest to draw at the time lol
>>80099158how'd she even tie herself up?
>>80099187She's VERY flexible
>>80099187Santa tied her up
>>80098967LancerBut bullying Kris also does earn her some bad girl points, no matter how much Kris internalized it as "I deserve it">>80099021I mean I think Susie could easily dismiss it as thinking it was not real in the moment, not that I think she would do so as she is if she ever had to confront that about herself now. She wasn't entirely sure if it was real coming out of Ch 1 and going into Ch 2 after all, even asking Kris if they'd still be friends if it all didn't really happen. But more likely I imagine that Susie would own up to having been violent and impulsive, and has been trying to move away from it with the help and support of her friends since.>>80099150Yeah, I imagine a big part of the game's message is about the positive impact that just one friend can have on someone's life. Kris is still fighting for Dess years after the incident and has helped Susie turn herself around as well.
>>80099150if i had to guess she was probably jealous of kris' life, it seemed perfect while from her perspective kris was just ungrateful
>>80099204yeah that makes sense she is in track team>>80099207santa isnt real
>>80099136Putting on her Sunday best for Kris!
>>80099150No, far from it. Kris has had a pretty terrible home life (or at least far from ideal), and he didn't take it out on others. A lot of us didn't, either. There's zero justification for Susie to do it, either.I truly despise how much she gets away with doing genuinely horrible shit just because she's had a fit a few times before in her childhood. Her reputation of being a monster is absolutely justified and no one in their right mind should've forgiven her without at least some resistance.Don't forget Toriel helped out Susie and everything, and she repays her by making her son's life a living hell. Fuck her.
>>80099269I literally said it doesn't justify it, but it does give a reason for it. Let me give you another example, if someone gets sexually assaulted as a child and then later on in life they end up sexually assaulting children themselves, that doesn't justify it, but it does give a reason as to why they did it.
>>80099300Right is technically canon whenever she's playable again since she can wield the Jingle Blade for god knows what reason
>>80099326An extremely flimsy reason, it'd be like me blaming the weather for killing someone.Again, it doesn't help that no one 'good' that matters ever gives her any repercussion for being an ex-bully and the plot goes out of its way to reward her constantly.
>Kris encounters a mysterious man when leaving art therapy.>The man claims he's there to take care of something before it becomes an issue. >He never sees his therapist nor the man ever again.
>>80099368you're putting too much emotional investment in this stuff, no offense
I wish to do cruel and unusual things to Kris
>>80099426Dess...
Let not your hearts be troubled or whatever, post Noelle
>>80099393Maybe. Unfortunately I care about this game. So much missed potential as a whole, and a lot of it is thrown down the drain in my eyes.
>>80099426I wanna ash cigarettes out on his back and chest.
>>80099158Gagged doe... ooh...
>>80099368>An extremely flimsy reason, it'd be like me blaming the weather for killing someone.That's a completely incorrect comparison but it's clear that you're just posting this garbage to shit up the thread. I don't know if you're just doing this because you got bullied as a kid and this triggers you, if it is that, then let me tell you that you're a worthless nigger that deserved all the bullying you got. Reply to this if you want but I'm not gonna waste any more of my time with this retarded shit.
>>80099454Dess!
>>80099368I mean, if the victim (in Kris) is completely fine in acquitting her of these things since she is willing to change and grow, why do you feel the need to be angry on Kris' behalf? Should we feel mad at Noelle for letting Kris just slip into a depressive spiral and push everyone away as well? All of the characters have deep flaws which the story focuses on as a point of their personality, and how they are trying to handle and grow from these flaws. If Kris never (de-facto) forgave Susie, she would've never gotten a chance to be a different, better person.
>>80099445Let me do you one better and post Noelle AND Kris. Yeah. Bet you didn't see that one coming, huh?
>>80099426I want to twist their arm until their stoic composure cracks.
>>80099467Nah, I'm just saying that her 'rough' home life or whatever is far from a good reason. The weather example was just an exaggeration.Boo-hoo, she broke a piano. I don't care. The way others treated her then was 100% justified due to her clear lack of self-control, and the fact she has huge-ass fangs. She's dangerous.A lot of us have had bad home lives, but many of us don't go out taking it out on others. What annoys me about Susie in particular, again, is her getting away with it due to being a 'tomboy' (girlboss nonsense). I can 100% guarantee you everyone would rightfully hate a male Susie.
>>80099565>I can 100% guarantee you everyone would rightfully hate a male Susie.Personally, I'd love a male Susie. Big purple balls
>>80099490Again, just because Kris 'forgave' her doesn't make it right. Just because he's a self-loathing cuck, doesn't make it right either.There's a difference between being clear negligent/uncaring and causing active harm on others for little to no reason. Do I need to remind you again of the shit Susie did?
>>80099435>>80099487Kris was special to December; she wouldn't dare inflict any true harm to him. Even as the Knight she can't bring herself to SWOON her favorite human. After all these years spent apart with a terrible fate between them, she only wants to feel something again.
>>80099515It seems I have underestimated you...
I think for every mean thing susie has ever said to Kris, it deserves one condomless fuck directly in the pussy
>>80099565>I can 100% guarantee you everyone would rightfully hate a male Susie.Girls would be all over male Susie and insist they can fix him.If there's any character who would suffer from being genderbent it's Noelle since people would probably call male Noelle a creepy incel for obsessing over Susie instead of a wholesome UwU lesbian.
>>80099662agreed...
>>80099662...of his beloved deer friend, while susie watches from the chair
dastardly sweater snatcher...
>>80099565I would milk Sam's fat purple balls dry and then keep going desu>>80099667Noel would kinda be like Berdly but without the bravado personality-wise, but also Kris' meek boyfriend who is secretly of a very strong physique and could actually beat the shit out of anyone in town bar Undyne if he had a violent bone in his body. Instead he acts as Kris well-muscled pillow as Kris plays video games.
>>80099667>If there's any character who would suffer from being genderbent it's NoellePersonally, I'd love a male Noelle. Even bigger purple balls
Coming to the Noelle Holiday general to spend over a dozen posts never shutting up about Susie (again) ((for the fifth time this month))
>>80098669I mean it clearly is not some wholesome chungus adventure. I'm only hopeful it's gonna be cathartic.
>>80099778Blame Toby for making Susie intrinsically connected to Noelle through suselle.
>>80099778 >noelle holiday general>look inside>susie
>>80099778tbf it was about Dess - Susie parallels in relation to Kris and Noelle before some autist derailed it
>>80098820>she's genuinely misunderstood and friendlyI don't think I would've told someone I'm friendly with that their family would be better off without them. Not even in a jest.
>>80099838Oh, susie's gonna be inside noelle alright...
>>80099860vore??
>>80099778If you think about it, having a Noelle Holiday general without Suselle is (sadly) paradoxical because she's canonically a massive carpetmuncher. Well, the toby one, anyways.So like it or not, the purple dino is relevant here.
>>80099893These threads are going to be so fucking bad when Chapter 5 releases.
>>80099852I feel for guilty for basically starting it, considering I've witnessed this individual's behavior for the better part of the last couple months. There's definitely more to it than video games, whatever his issues are.
>>80099917"It's so doever"
she attacc!
>>80099467Go back to /sus/ if you're that emotionally invested in defending your butch mary sue.
>>80099937sex
>>80099741Does she masturbate in it?
>>80099936Every general has its resident schizos, it's part and parcel. Just gotta learn to ignore them.
>>80099896imagine how stinky and sweaty her hooves get after walking in those winter boots all day, haha
>>80099917I only bother to bake threads because of one or two artists and modman. The Kriselle week greens were an unexpected treat.
>>80099999goddamn quints of truth
>>80100012I want Dess to look at me like that while beating me to the inch of my life.
>>80099999nice!
>>80099966sex?
>>80099999No denying digits like those.
>>80100060perhaps
Parallel THIS
>>80100146>tags: selfcest
>>80100146I would prefer it over suselle but it would leave me mortified.
>>80100146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK87IsclGgs
>80099893...said no one ever.
>>80100197It all leads back to desselle.
>>80100146Weve reached unprecedented levels of crackship
>>80100196questions for anons here would you guys fuck yourself? like your female self?
>>80100309...I think I'd kill her instead.
>>80100296She'd complain about Kris freezing then she'd snatch another sweater of his. Make up your mind, cow.
>>80100330yeah but then again would that means that your female verison would also want to kill you too?
>>80100309Yeah. Would be better if she were an anthro or something to add an extra layer of separation but whatever
>>80100309ehhhh. Depends on what kind of female self we're talking about here. If it's a multiverse situation were we were basically the same person in pretty much every way other than gender maybe. Otherwise that's basically just a sister I didn't know I had
>>80100401anon like imagine this your female verison tells you to put on cat ears and a maid outfit would you do it?>>80100416literally just you but female
>>80100309No, because a female version of me would be ugly, and if she wasn't ugly, and even if she wasn't ugly, she wouldn't have sex with me either because she would think I'm ugly, which I am.
>>80100451you need to love yourself more anon
>>80100309Noelle Holiday? Deltarune? Kriselle?
>>80100309If its like a clone, no thats basically a newborn. But if its like a multiverse thing, yeah we'd probably experiment with that.
>>80100466NTA but if I was capable of loving myself I won't be getting obsessed with a cartoon deer.
>>80099937>condom
>>80100466Unfortunately I cannot deny reality to that degree.
>>80100476i am just bored man plus whatever i am talking about its definitely better than suselle susie or chasing off an artist
>>80100309Yes, of course. Not only would would we have bedframe-shattering sex, it would be interesting to see what features are different between you and the girl if she’s an exact genetic clone of yourself but just with the essential sexual dimorphism stuff switched around
>>80094461She's all ears! Haha!
>>80100403ebic
Noelle says: Take care of yourself, don't stress out and be kind! ^^
>>80100615She never said that
>>80100652she said it i was there with this anon
>>80100677Weird, the only thing she told me is that I'm disgusting and should end my own life
>>80100615Tell her I said she's a fag
>>80100146How hard would Kris get watching that
>>80100718Kris would be diamonds and Noelle would be soaked. They'd fuck while watching it go down, virtually out of convenience, and probably cum their brains out.Tomboys are apparently in style.
>>80101336
>>80100309I’d let out all the awful shit I think about myself onto her and then blow her brains out. I am sure a female copy of myself would do the same.
>>80101336Didn't you claim you've stopped reposting this shitter? >>80044811
Ice queen doe
Noelle secretly has a gigantic rack, but trims them down every year to prevent neck pain
>>80101396if it gets to that point then how are you sure youll be the first one to kill her and not the other way around
>>80101610Among Us. Full stop.
>>80101610>"I'm going to be the worst influence ever for this kid."
dess coming in to save us from suselle
He'll protect her, no matter the cost.
>>80101590I accept either outcome.
carol be like"i hate my daughter"
>>80101989https://youtu.be/xfOlGbiHxo0?t=31
>>80102263I want to tonguefuck her turdcutter.
>>80102290And I thought "dumptruck" was already scatological.
>>80101989>>80102282profound pain
>>80102290dont say those words
>>80102371>"You can close your eyes if you want to, Kris.">"I'll be there with you, even if you can't see me.">"...">"Dark, isn't it?">"For me, it's always like this."
>>80102416I want to spitshine her fartbox.
Noelle shall kiss all his boo-boos better
>>80102895ough kwisp foota doe's one weakness
