hi guys

sooo do y'all fw pickles

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if she shoved her sock in my face and told me to shoot myself id blow my brains out after one sniff

>>80096657
it's funny how this reads as a compliment and an insult at the same time lmao

>she
>her

who touched the thermostat

cmon, this thing goes up to 90

>>80096657
you should sell all your possessions send me every last fucking penny of the money (don't even dm me just fucking send) drive to the nearest tall bridge contemplate how sad your life got to get you to this point and slowly lean forward till your feet lift off the ground and you fall towards that deep plunge while the memory of our last texts echoes in your head. stupid fucking cuck

>>80097302
this sounded more dominant in your head. you are such a shitdom

>dont even dm me
>our last texts echoes in your head
???

uhhh yeah can i get a six inch shitsub on italian herbs and cheese

Ok how would you phrase it then aritstotle

>>80097345
sorry this is regular subway youre looking for spyro subway

>>80097302
you just sound mad more than dominant, also nice unreadable run-on sentence loser

bro said aritstotle

>>80097399
Ok you gotta admit the scenario is hot though

nah aristotle is crazy

catsoups so funny when she pretends to be dominant im still waiting on the /beta/ self harm cuts

>>80097427
no it's not

>she

figures scatsoup would fetishize suicide

>>80097447
it kind of is though

maybe he should stop being a bitch and do it

I refuse to submit to this threads culture

It rots the brain

Also I don't like being a mean dom

catsoup should at least self harm a bunch and post it here suicide

> he

>>80097504
before suicide* fuck my gay chungus life

>>80097504
at least yasega had the balls to post his suicide notes here

what happened to her?
she was hit by-- she was struck by a smooth criminal

No a friend told me if I self harm it'll just leave reminders of the time I had an emotional crisis and it'll hurt worse

I'd rather just pinch myself or something

>her
>she

catsoup what makes you so annoying is how easy you are to rage bait
you flip between being a finsub one thread then next thread acting like you're better than everyone else while falling for the most obvious bait
you think selling your socks is a win and in the same thread you mention you survive off government assistance
you brag about not showering like it's a good thing when it means you're a gross disgusting person that repels everyone
you have no consistency or morals and you think that makes you punk
you talk about how we should send for your cute tgirl ass but everyone can see you self harming (one band aid) every pic
you're as stereotypical tranny as you can get and you should rope yourself

>>80097566
>you have no consistency or morals and you think that makes you punk
this is somehow the biggest insult in this copypasta

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idk why your so mad

for im just a humble pear

catsoup, whatever happened there

>>80097541
why did he include a stutter in the song is he retarded

>>80097599
it's not a copypasta retard it was posted last thread

>>80097599
you've got me wrong

i'm inconsistent but that means i have adhd

but i think i'm punk because i'm not a libshit

your so mad

may start talking about pears randomly

>scatsoup falls for obvious bait calling him out for falling for obvious bait
you can't make this up, folks

I am big pearto

>folks
shut up niggbama

What am I supposed to do, not respond?

yes lmao

what did you think, that I wouldn't be such a hungry guy? that i wouldn't ask for a slice?

And above all I have this question you people will not answer straight

Why do you like talking to me so much and making the entire thread about me if I am so annoying? I thought internet protocol for when someone is annoying is to ignore them

But I think you really love me.....

bro really think anyone likes him

because you crash out and we like laughing at you like any other lolcow
do you think people actually like dsp? kaceytron? no lmao they want to see them get mad so they can laugh because they hate them

you actually like me that's why you mock me and treat me like a freak show

bro thinks we're in love with him and not making fun of him
you're a lolcow, scatsoup

>get made fun of and berated to the point of tears every other thread
>think "well at least theyre talking to me that must mean they love me"

i like kaceytron but not sincerely only as goonbait

>>80097817
insane cope that could only come from a mentally ill tranny. please carve /beta/ in to your arm

>>80097832
she's a gross slob

>>80097825
tbfdesu thats how most beta doms get popular. they force their popularity by pretending to be better than everyone else and ignore anyone making fun of them

catsoup isnt a dom she only pretends to be sometimes but she is a sub

>>80097873
theres such a vast difference between ignoring the people making fun of you and thinking that people making fun of you means they like you

>>80097817
if that helps you get to sleep then tell yourself that but it's insane cope

>>80097870
>she
>>80097886
>she

>>80097800
I've been here almost 3 years and I'm not thread banned

Idk though don't you feel bad making fun of an 18-21 year old?

yo catsoup i'm outside your apartment you tryna go to dave and buster's or what

catsoup fell for the stinky tgirl memes (because he is a porn addict) and believes that makes him cute :3 even though irl people are asking why that smelly man hasn't washed his hair and wears the same hoodie every day

>>80097886
I'm a gentle dom I don't like being too mean

One time this femboy I was fucking wanted me to piss in his mouth and slap him in the face and I did it but it was kinda uncomfortable

Also he put on hazbin hotel music while we did it

>>80097921
no why would i

>>80097945
you are not a dom lol

>>80097945
>gets topped while domming and is uncomfortable with it
lol. lmao, even

>>80097921
not at all, it's their choice to participate in this thread, why would I feel bad about laughing at someone just because they're young?

>>80097929
wait can I go to d&bs with you instead? I'm hungry

>>80097956
I'm a switch
>>80097955
Empathy but I guess that's asking a bit much from 4chan

>>80097945
you probably enjoyed the hazbin hotel music let's be honest and that's why we laugh at you and think you're a loser and not in a hot way

>>80098033
I liked the pilot but I lost interest in the 5 fucking years it took to release a series so I was kinda like eh this is alright

>>80098021
we're not getting food we're only playing games

are we just glossing over the fact this nigga said "thread banned"

>>80098052
what if I sneak off to the bathroom and instead eat a plate of nachos and a burger
>>80098076
lol wait lmao that's funny, scatsoup confirmed for newfag

he thinks threads work like discord servers and there's some owner of /beta/ who could ban him when he's annoying

>>80098091
Is that a new thing anymore

I've been posting here for almost 3 years

>>80098108
I Have To Point Out Whatever It Is I Think Is Le Funny Whenever Catsoup Does It Instead Of Letting It Happen Naturally

Just wait until I say I have dirty crapped briefs or something baka

major catsoup crashout

stop embarrassing yourself and ill have nothing to point out

catsoup really thinks its one person who doesnt like him

if scatsoup actually thought anyone liked him he would use a tripcode but he knows he'd get immediately filtered

>>80097302
kinda hot doe

and i oop

>>80098246
no its not see >>80097339

>>80098266
hope someone got fired for that blunder

catsoup wouldn't vote for the monorail

when is it gonna kill itself

catsoup leaves "INSANE streamer does (blank) LIVE on stream" comments under jerma videos

dont you worry about blank, let me worry about blank

ontan and nue are so cute together...

>>80098266
yeah but it's still hot

>>80098411
we bumped up the tattoo so im getting one in about two months

my only regret... is that I have... boneitis....

>>80098246
Sorry I don't wanna say anything suicidal I was just trying my hand at that style of domming you all seem to like

It ain't for me ngl

wow we got family guy simpsons and futurama this thread

nyc bans trans fats
fat trannies still okay

>>80098481
hot

you aren't going to get a tattoo

crickets

jej

>>80098695
i will but when i do get it you'll call it a larp anyway so it doesn't matter

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don't be a bitch just leave your unpopular post up coward

crickets... again

>>80099002
Pervert

Saving pictures of my body immediately before i even delete them

You probably LIKE looking at my widened hips and tummy and soft boobs......

I bet you have a whole folder of my pics

awkward

not funny didn't laugh

no I delete them literally (LITERALLY) as soon I repost them, I even click the "skip recycle bin" button in my app
I don't want pictures of you on my phone lmao gross

niggas been posting here for 3 years and still doesnt know you can just ctrl c and ctrl v an image without saving it
cept this nigga above me i guess since hes a phoneposter

yeah I know I can copy and paste but not in my app so I just save and delete it

BARBADOS SLIM

Ok I bet you like my boobs though

>widened hips
LOL what a fucking cope
also you literally have no boobs you look like a Twink and not in a good way

am i a grabbable twinkgirl

to tell you the truth i haven't made out and frotted with another girl in over a year so I'm really pent up and frustrated

rejectable twinkhon

>>80099512
nooo wtf don't blow your stinky ass breath there!! i wanna sniff the pits fresh as they are SNSNFIFIISSSSNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFSNFFSNFSNFFFFFFFF

what

just because i want her ripe musky pits doesn't mean i want her halitosis ass breath

what

feigning lack of comprehension

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Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3
tag nikitsun3

what x2

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me and meowbroth

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me and my gf

>>80099906
scatstew hands made this post

woofstock

>>80099958
jej

crazy how catsoup came up with their name because of the stew frank in it's always sunny made out of cats and poor Vietnamese people

>>80100016
I never got to that episode I named it after sans undertale (ketchup)

ketchup or mustard

relish

>>80100131
mustaaaaaaaaard

how do you think subs would react if you choked them a little

>>80100710
i would say thank you of course

>>80100734
why would you thank someone for treating you so badly?

hurr durr why would a sub thank someone for treating them badly in a way they enjoy
shitdom alert

why would you choke a sandwich

>>80100756
because it make me happy when i suffer for my dom so i always thank him for letting me entertain him with my suffering

>>80100775
you dont have to be here if you dont enjoy the purpose of the thread

>>80100802
imagine being able to provide physical enjoyment for once too

>>80100804
I do enjoy the purpose of the thread you're just being lazy and boring

>>80100950
its just how i talk man

>>80100936
id do chores desu

>>80101061
if i were told to clean id move everything to get into all the nooks and crannies

>>80099912
is that cum

>>80101341
no its ice cream, very tasty

veri tasty nya

What a great addition to the thread

income gap relationship

“oh you poor thing!” in the meanest way possible ^^

darian gap relationship

jerking off to stockings throne again

>>80102232
you shouldnt get to cum because youre not stuffing his bank right now so you should ruin your orgasm

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what's an acceptable income gap in a relationship

>>80103351
anything is fine, the bigger the better

(not assuming findom) is it better for the dom to be rich and the sub poor or vice-versa

rich dom poor dom

if i were a rich dom

>>80103488
true but the poorfag normies here would never get it

what's true i didn't say anything