Location: The Spire>To ascend to heaven, the only way is up.>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the parts of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/>>80093276
>pees on everyone below this post
Thanks OP>>80098193>>80098201>>80098223>>80098224>>80098232>80098264This is gonna be f u n
>>80097948(Tiger man)>All righty then. Let's get back to...>... you punching his wife.>Bit rude, really...>>79950625>Naturally, the Doctor winced as he saw the TARDIS get zapped the way it did. He knew it wouldn't do any *lasting* damage, not to the exterior at least. Probably going to have to check the internal circuitry before takeoff, just in case...>But it didn't look like he was going to quit there!What?! No, wait, you can't just-!>Too late to stop him, he's already moving to make his next strike!>... Now, I'm not sure how strong this fella is compared to... most things. Usually it takes a good few people to move this thing physically, sometimes it even takes a helicopter to do the job. But considering, y'know, the whole lightning thing?>The punch is probably enough to send the thing teetering backwards a good bit after the shuddering strike, nearly going all the way before it comes plopping back down onto solid earth.>But more importantly than that... the wood still hadn't shattered, or splintered, not even so much as a bent. It felt more like punching into the side of a mountain than it did punching wood...!
>>80098299We don't RP during games.
>>80098277That's right, everybody stop RPing right now or else!!!lol sanners, need some help there?
>>80098304Nobody cares.
>>80098277Hah, a physical gag is it? Not my forte, but you can always "pitch" an idea or two at me.
>>80098352...about you. But anyway we don't RP during games.
>>80098304By this logic, you shouldn't RP to games either so why single out Eric only?
>>80098277I lived bitch!>>80098275I'm sorry WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>363does lil bro think he clever
>>80098277I think the sticky stuff is some sort of payment. For bees, you know.>>80098349...What's on my hand?
>>80098382I'm using your logic so what does that make you?
>>80098361Nobody cares if someone wants to RP during a game>QFTTDoes anybody with a face care if someone RPs during a game?
>>80098349I'll give PETA something to truly cry about.
>>80098349F>>80098355Your jokes are as strong as never, Symboli.**Ehh that was a little rude.>>80098389Fuck I need to check the tape.
>>80098277>[Slow pace walk. He's on the prowl.]>>80098349>[Rover wakes up. On a particularly large lifeboat. To his left, a horse! How did they get here? More importantly, how did she avoid getting eaten by the Rover?
>394lurk moar tourist
>>80098403>I total"tree" forgot my image
>>80098420Answer the question.
>>80098304>The lower class doesn't, yes..>Fortunately for me I'm of a higher standing...
>>80098395I CARE
>>80098277>With a rush of air and thud, the hatchet embeds itself into a nearly by wall after narrowly missing her head.Hey, watch where you're throwing those!>>80098349>Chasing after undefined fantastic objects is tiring work. A bit of assistance would be nice.
>>80098436>>80098437A man and his dog
Chihirobros I can't believe Junko is going to give us repeated hands free prostate orgasms while tweaking and biting our nipples, it's so over for us.
I feel like my IQ is slowly increasing on these CAPTCHAS>>80098408Beedrill Rover Spookman name a more dynamic trio go ahead I'm waiting.>>80098429How about some mindless running?>>80098438Ask and you shall receibe.
>>80098349
>>80098477
>>80098477>Posts the wrong slideMy iq is simply to high for hosting.
>>80098498
>>80098498...
>>80098408Please call me Rudolf. It's more in line with the season and less confusing in case others who share that name happen to show up. It would be like someone calling you "Fujiwara".>>80098477I wouldn't recommend running without a purpose in mind. You might end up getting lost or having an accident. This hot spring however is always a fine idea.>>80098498For a human, he's pretty fast! Good show, managing to outpace me.
>>80098498>>80098477FChihiro died like a total blockhead we're in the clear Mokoubros.
Cheese
Grommit
>>80098395I don't see a problem with it, it's not hard to just scroll past it if you're not into it
>>80098477Stunning agility, now lets see him dodge some gray thaumaturgy.>>80098498>She will offer the cat place at her side, but remain on guard.Huh.. is that a gun or a knife?
>>80098467Seriously, what the fuck?!
>>800985317 ate 9, we're chilling.>>80098590It's a gun-shooting knife. If you know you know.What the dog doin?
>>80098277En garde!>Polka launches her surprise attack! Only for the trident to squish against the other tribute's back. .....Polka was only joking. It was merely a prank.>>80098349Meh, Polka has seen better. Where's the atmosphere? The ambiance? The aesthetic? The flare?>>80098477>Polka sees into the future, telling herself to not trust this man. >>80098498>But in the present, she leads a disastrous attempt on another set of tribute's stronghold!Where is everyone? The map said they'd be here!
OH MY REPLY DUMP
>>80098477>[Plasma charge up and released!]>>80098498>[Rover did the digging. Creating various floors to make the decoy look believable.]>>80098645>[Cooking? Nah he was raiding the food, taking anything he finds tasty.]
>>80098645
>>80098645Polka is the mighty skeleton rider! This wench cannot match her in this field!
>>80098645Okay Beedrill, I see you.>>80098663I'm kind of being erratic with these slide postings.>>80098667RIP Pulchra's bacon>>80098672Neat aesthetic but still looks like melted crayons.>>80098650Nice map.
>>80098299>[DIRECT HIT!]>[Possibly a crit too! Watch the lightning from the tiger's fist clash and spread across the wooden police box! Once more, the yokai had a wide smile on his face.]>[But that changes the box didn't go boom again.]Eh‽!>[Fist still making contact with the wood. The tiger removes his fist, giving it a little shake.]... T-THERE AS TO BE SOME BARRIER HERE! WOOD CAN'T BE THIS STRONG!>[Huff and Puff. Next comes fire, the tiger breathes fire too, because yes. If this box is made of wood, then fire must be its weakness! Right....?]
>>80098708>Really, she's chasing after her own shadow. C-Come back here! Stop slipping away from Polka! Stay still!
>>80098645My mecha! You didn't have to do that!>She laments the loss of her bot more than the failure of her plan.Demon! It was just an innocent little sentinel.>>80098708>She stares in silent judgment.You know what you did.
>>80098708>AFK buff, you lie to me once more.
>>80098708F>>80098755I'm sorry Sanae.
Feeling a bit of a yawn coming on
>>80098708>[She left it out, and Rover happened to be roaming by.]>[Leftover power from the witch and the fatty. Shutting off the brain. Rover just howls with his success!]
Chihirobros I can't believe Junko is going to make us despair from not being allowed to cum through several hours straight of edging strokes
>>80098766You don't shitpost one of the big cheeses asshole
Richardbros I can't believe we cumsharked a trash can
>>80098763FAKER>>80098764These umas are not loyal!>>80098743Is this woman serious right now..>>80098788ROOOOOOOOO!
>>80098809Speed it up Jimmy
>>80098789You horrify me...
>>80098809>Death by Heinz ketchup. This is no way to meet your fate.
>>80098809Nonsense, I was merely trying to help Stay Gold become more aerodynamic.
>>80098809
>>80098817Your skin color is the color of feces
>>80098809Kamek assist!Yeah, that gel is plasma-proof. It's science, I ain't gotta explain shit! In the meantime Alpha looks shiner.k0t is displeased with you all.>>80098843At least you didn't get 2nd place to it!>>80098847Now *that's* nonsense. Horse manure!
>>80098888
>>80098888What a "cat"astrophe. I was so "claws" to se"purring" a victory too.
>>80098809>[Don't mind Rover. He's just sleeping atm.]>>80098888 (Checked)>[Rover's doing most of the work. Lighting the gel monster with plasma!]
^laughed i laughed and shit so hard
>>80098929this guy is a fucking scammer he promised to get me into the top 100 of usamusume and i still fucking suck and i'm still getting cucked by all of the umamusume girls
>>80098888F-uarking cool, I got them quads again!>>80098928Let's go!>>80098929You can't be fur real..
>>80098710Whoa-!>Admittedly, the fire caught the man off guard. Because after the lightning, why would there ALSO be fire? Talk about a loaded moveset!>And yet, even when engulfing the thing in a plume of high-powered flame... the box comes out of the other side looking no worse for wear!>It doesn't even seem singed!Would you knock that off?!>Finally, the Doctor decided to step in. And despite what he's seen, he did so by pushing the beast aside with a hand and stepping between it and the blue box! Madman that he must be!You're trying to destroy the single-most advanced piece of technology that exists in this or any other reality! You're trying to set fire to something that can withstand direct exposure to the vortex energies of time itself! Even if it were possible for it to be destroyed, doing so would wipe out half the universe! And even ignoring all of *that*--!>He gestured a hand towards the still-standing structure.If striking it with *lightning* didn't work, why would fire be the thing to do the trick?! Honestly!>You know, it almost seems like you've gotten under his skin a bit here. Who'da thunk.
>>80098972You guys are gaslighting yourselves, I swear.And there goes the last of the umas. Sad affairs!Let's see what Beedrill finally comes up with.
>>80098950You have to keep working at it. Victory won't come over night, only through gradual improvements born from your blood, sweat and tears.>>80098972I could tell you I'm serious, but that name belongs to another Symboli.
>Whoa-!
>>80099006If you guys at the bottom think the skunk wyvern is bad, well wait until you find out what Lizzie's been up to!>>80099016Okay, fair play Rudolf.**Also she looks awesome.
>>80099006
>>80098809....What, Polka was looking for her favourite golf ball. Close the door, Polka doesn't like too much light getting in here. >>80098888Actually Polka thinks he might scrub her face across the floor if we threw hands. >>80099006What is Polka supposed to do with this....?
>>80099072OH BOY FREE TREASURE!?!?!>She swan dives off the cliff.
>>80099087Bitch
i just really love animals and passionate sex
>>80099074CEO of Lard Incorporated.>>80099072F>>80099107RNGesus give her some water!**No sunken pirate ship though, you've been had!
>>80099133kekmirals..........This reminds me of the time my buddy Keith-**Wait no that's not quite right..
Long time no see
>>80099170>>80099190
>>80099170
>>80099206Sector 9's on fire!...metaphorically. Let's see if they can sweep the final two!
>>80099242
>>80099006>[The is spooky. Not that Rover would care.]>>80099072>[Ew. A quick bath can fix this.]>>80099206>>80099242>[No feast. But a quick swoop down and run up a mountain. Rover YEETs his prey over the edge. He wasn't feeling that hungry today.]
>>80099242F>>80099260Having fun there lass?
>>80099242An early bet on the clown. Show everyone the power of comedy.
>>80099197New phone who's this?
>>80099292I'd probably get a Junko pillow.You should've written it in peanut butter.Dragon recommends additional rainbow phosphorus. Solid.
>>80099197Gwimbs?
>>80099289>>80099317Mislink, but uh, let's see what she's got!This one seems like par for the course for Polka, downing her own Sector-mate in dramatic fashion!
Mokou is getting dangerously close to JC's record.
>>80099336Fhaha, it said "over Rover."
>>80099170There's a dog...and a cat....and a fox....>>80099242He's cute and calm, Polka doesn't want to bother him.>>80099317Is...Is this just a pillowcase filled with catnip? Can't you just order this stuff normally? >>80099336>Completely by accident mind you, she was just pressing random buttons on a strange remote she picked up. Mokou really ought to label some of these remotes.
>>80099354Len's hosted like more than 1200 games, hasn't he?>>80099357And that marks the all too blunt end of Sector 9>>80099374I like when you guys don't think and just do stuff.
>>80099392
>>80099392When has thinking ever done anything for anyone? GAH!
>>80099419facts Polka>>80099392I'd probably get a Meteoric Mace, that sounds awesome.WNSBETSJINXESPREAPPROVALS
>>80099442Lizzie has my support.
>>80099442Lizzie! i believe.
>>80099442
>>80099354The big cheese deserves it. JC can finally die.
>>80099442>>80099463>>80099475>>80099477Mute vs "mute"MUTE WINS
>>80099531
>>80099531ALPHA, 1918 is her body count, continues her climb to the summit!
>>80099531Congratulations and thank you for the opportunity, host.
>>80099582>>80099584
>>80099582
>>80099603
I love alpha
>>80099582Thanks.
>>80099582She can't keep getting away with it!>Thanks for hosting, well done Alpha
>>80099582Ah, its the woman Polka stole from. I hope she doesn't have any hard feelings. Congrats on the win!>>80099603And Polka gives thanks to the host.
>>80099615
>>80099603Silent, but deadly. I'm pretty sure she loses her power, if she speaks. Congrats.Thank you kindly.
>>80099584>>80099614>>80099617>>80099618 She can and she will Sanners.>>80099619You're all welcome! Thanks for playing!
>>80099582Gratz Alpha! :)Thanks for hostin Mokou! :)>>80099615Same :3
>>80099618>>80099636>>80099648
>>80099669>69Goodnight
>>80099663
You can live in Japan for $5 a night with a bed and TV and internet
>>80099701Will I coincidentally be forced to work for basically free and never allowed to leave?
>>80099724It's japan not rural china
>>80099603GG everyone, thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to Alpha!
>>80099701Picrel
>>80099636>>80099663>>80099791You're welcome! Thanks for playing!>>80099801Yeah no thanks.
>>80099791
Now we die
/b/fags and oldfags are the cancer killing hg
>>80099835>>80099801Get in the pod, Mokou-tan~
>>80099603Late GG to Alpha TFH Mokou. Was AFK playing outlast trials with Diavolo. If anyone has outlast trials you can play it with me :)))))
>>80100013The big cheese has arrived
>>80100013Did eric run diavolo out by stealing his ava?
>>80099993Why did you touch Chihiro's penis the way you did? That was not nice of you you should apologize for edging him that long.
We need to run chihiro out by letting junko peg his boypussy until he cums hands free
>>80100095The only part of Chihiro-kun I'm going to touch is his liver. When I eat it~
I RULE YOU ALL
>>80100026You should create a different saying for people that are very popular in HG just in case anyone's lactose intolerant, they'll shit all over the threads.>>80099992C'mon gimme a little credit, I just got done hosting an event that wasn't a flop. Don't be all bitter.>>80100055I think Diavolo just doesn't have the same drive for HG as I do. He hasn't left shit though. He'll eventually be back once he feels like playing HG again. I don't think Eric had much hand in it, though. Maybe other than his suspicion that Eric might be a poser Alan Wake fan. That's about it.>>80100118Running someone out by giving them an insanely pleasurable experience might not be efficient
>>80099993Don't you think that look a bit snug for two people Junko-chan? Not that I particularly mind~>>80100013>TFP!!!>>80100121Did you know if you consume my liver, you'll live forever just like me~?
lil bro thinks he's the big cheese /skull/
>>80100095>>80100118...>>80100121Why would you want to eat my liver...? Matter of fact, why would ANYONE want to eat another man's liver?!
>>80100140Cheese of large size>>80100129Cheesestick
>>80099336>[Damn. His one weakness, apparently.]>>80099582>>80099603>[Rover howls in the background.](Late thanks for hosting. Congrats to alpha)>>80098987 (Sorreh for the wait]>[You warn the tiger about the dangers of destroying the box.]I ain't gettin' what you're yakkin' about! But now I want it!>[Pushing the tiger? He wouldn't budge. But now he is looking at you, Doctor. Wide toothy grin.]Oi! If that box is indestructible, then why not us is a weapon‽ Pick it up and swing the box! Sounds fun!>[It does! Yet the question remains....]Open it....!>[The outside is indestructible. What about the inside?]Open the wooden box. Unless ya think you can be me in a fight!>[Arm raised. Beckoning you, Doctor. He's taunting you, timelord.]C'mon! Or maybe you prefer to run with your tail between your legs!
>>80100145Is that a fact? Have you tried it before~?>>80100162Not a fan of sweetmeat? It's not for everyone, I know~>>80100169Rodents of unusual size.
>>80099836lets have sex
>>80100209It's the honest-to-god truth. But I really, really recommend against doing it. Unless...your desire is to learn the absolute despair that is eternal existence~
>>80100162Sir do you want to press charges on that lady for what she's done to your genitals while Mokou watched nearby? If you don't have the money to afford an attorney, a court provided attorney can represent you.
>>80099701Check out nomad push on yt. It's $10-$20 dollars for some places and it's still a small room but alot bigger than >>80099801
>>80100288I can get one of my attorneys from the koopa troop to be his representative, they have literally gotten me out of open-and-shut kidnapping cases in the mushroom kingdom.
>>80100162...Really? No one wants to tell'm?
>>80100288No! Damn it, nothing happened!
Hg need more mommies pegging femboys
>>80100278Well I'm already dead, so I have eternity all sorted out. So if I ever cut out your liver, it's gonna have to be just for fun~>>80100333Oh he's just writing fanfiction at this point. Not entirely sure what he's hoping to accomplish~
>>80100358https://youtu.be/Ervrm-bsCVw?si=FjEDhd_vhmIcEmOz
>>80100333>>80100356There's no need to be despondent over nothing happening in court sir, there's always a chance it will rule in your favor. Bowsette has offered to represent you with an attorney, just trust in the process.ALL RISE. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. PLEASE BE SEATED AND COME TO ORDER. We proceed with the case of the State of HG versus Junko Enoshima.>>80100364Defendant, how do you plead against the prosecution's accusations?
>>80100121is that where the adrenochrome is stored
>>80100364I guess it would make sense why you never win in games, but I still don't fully understand what you mean when you say that~
>>80100427YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS INNOCENT. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER PEG PLAPPING SOME TIGHT BUSSY AND PERFORMING SOME GFD SPH ON HIS FEMININE PENIS. SHE IS INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES.
>>80100489Based
>>80100455Probably as long as you terrorize the victim first. Not that that shit would do any good considering I'm dead already. I'll do it anyway though~>>80100484What's not to understand?>>80100489Okay, you guys have fun~
>>80100427OY VEY! Hello everyone! We are gathering here today to talk about the HORRIFIC crime that took place in these here threads! Junko SEVERELY molested Chihiro, what she did was practically anudda holocaust! Junko is worse than Hitler and EVERYONE here saw it, we have COUNTLESS witnesses! Me mum died in the holly and me dad got turned into a lampshade, Junko did the equivalent of that to Chihiro!
>>80100170"A weap-" this is a scientific instrument the likes of which the human race won't ever be able to replicate in even five *billion* years! It's not some- some- some wooden club to be swung around by a caveman! Are you mad?!>You can't blame the man for letting his pride and his ego outweigh his sensibilities here. That's his wife you're talking about here, after all. And this is after the clobbering you've put on it! In fact, look, he's already stroking the side of the thing as if he were rubbing the back of a sick friend.>Which is partially why he barely noticed the way the creature was threatening him, was leaning in with that horrible smile. If a Dalek could smile, it would likely look pretty close to this...... Truth be told, I think the 'run away' option sounds best here...>But the current logistics of how to go about running away, at least in the way he'd prefer, were... unpleasant, at this particular moment. So, he'll have to think of another trick.But... come on, let's be honest here, wasting your time trying to fight me? Look at me, I'm all skin and bones! Not exactly the kind of thing worth wasting your time and, if I may be frank, your incredible abilities on! All I have is a- a funny box that's stronger than it looks! I mean, come on, with all of the armies and giant robots and space stations and... other stuff jumbled up in this place, I'm sure you could find someone more fun to fight!>Now, a finishing touch.... Unless you're scared of a real challenge, I suppose...
>>80100489Smack his nuts
>>80100507So are we going to go over eating people's livers or not?
You can't just molest femboys it's not right. The have rights
>>80100427I literally said I didn't want to press charges, I know Junko has done a lot of heinous shit in the past, but for once, she's innocent!
>>80100536Too bad the state picked up the charges. It's out of your hands.
>>80100489>>80100507The defense for Junko's torturous edging sessions from attorney Edgeworth and the prosecution's case from attorney Kamek has been heard.Jury, do we have a verdict? Do we arrest Junko or set her free on this sissy >>80100536 again?
>>80100507THIS NIGGA STEALIN BABIES
>>80100506I've lived around ghosts, youkai, spirits, and the like for a long time. You don't seeeem dead to me, Junko-chan~
>>80100550Innocent so she can peg him again
>>80100526My aunt died in the holly and the nazis ate her liver! This is further proof that ANYONE who supports Junko is a filthy nazi!>>80100550ANY OF THE JURY WHO VOTES NOT GUILTY AGAINST JUNKO WILL PERSONALLY HAVE A REPORT SENT TO THEM THROUGH THE ADL, GOYIM!
>>80100550Your honor, I vote for Junko's freedom to edge as many puny twinks as she wishes. Nay, I encourage it! Edging is a sovereign right for all, and I'm on the edge of my seat here to see whether true justice will be carried out or not this day.
>>80100550(In thoughts: "Am I really trying to save Junko from a corrupt court case? I really shouldn't be doing this, but I have to get her out of this. I know what I must do...")*Pulls out and cocks shotgun*NOBODY FUCKING MOVE! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER VOTE NOT GUILTY OR ELSE!
>>80100550The gyaru is innocent. Let her fuck that tuck refusing bitch up as much as she wants.
>>80100565D-E-A-D, dead. Crushed into paste! I'll have to show you sometime, it was some spectacular shit~But now it's super late and I think it's time for me to crawl into my own pod and conk out until morning. Good night~
>chihiro wants to get molested again
>>80100586OBJECTION! MR. EDGEWORTH HERE IS USING ALT-RIGHT NAZI DOGWHISTLES! HITLER SAID IT WAS TRUE JUSTICE TO RID THE WORLD OF JEWS! AND HE'S REFERENCING THE MASTURBATION MACHINES IN THE HOLOCAUST! HAVE HIM ARRESTED FOR ANTI-SEMITISM RIGHT NOW!
>>80100572HAHAAAAHAHAHAAAA! Oh wait my point, you see thanks to >>80100605 SOMEONE who rudely asked only to punk out on the answer, off record I'm going to gut them and hang their still living remains on a flag pole for doing that!...Oh wait so anyways it's a power move, some people end up gaining a taste for it, but yeah power move.>>80100612And YOU...something didn't add up with you!
>>80100569>>80100572>>80100586>>80100605>>80100612The court has reached it's verdict.>Security tases Chihiro and cuffs him.The judge has decided Chihiro shall be put under a restraining order (yes like that) and handed off to the defendant >>80100617.>Slams gavelCourt is dismissed.
>>80100650He can break those cuffs.
>>80100650T-THESE GOYIM!!>Blows up the entire courtroom and kills everyone in it except Chihiro
>>80100650>>80100656Chihiro right nowhttps://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE?si=skDNLZeP5g1UJoJg
>>80100629You're too late Kikemek, he still has his foreskin, which will make the edging even worse for him. He's going to be OBJECTIfied in ways you can't imagine and that's a good thing.
You niggas have been cray cray today. I dig it.>>80100670>reflects back at u
>>80100650Junko upon receiving a handcuffed Chihirohttps://youtu.be/HOoYSHHMG3g?t=316
>>80100638>>80100670He got karmic retribution for badmouthing me I regret nothing-
>>80100704The big cheese has arrived
>>80100656>4 U
>>80100617Or how about a live demonstration. I'll can try squeezing your hot body into a paste myself~While you're awake to enjoy me doing it to you, of course~
>>80100735And THIS big cheese is going right to bed. It's been a long day at the cheese factory. Good bed.
>>80100730Not that ya ijet! It's your date! You've been set up.>>80100740>Have that one, thanks for thinking of me.
>>80100680>uses my magic to remove your foreskin>>80100704>sends you back to work for me you worthless goy>>80100730>makes your schizophrenic delusion girlfriend real for 5 seconds and removes her from reality after
>>80100650(Hours after the court case)Good news everyone! I now have a criminal record!*Cue Scott the Woz Outro*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y65qCUOPPio
>>80098888>>80100790You made a kame-o in my latest game!
>>80100509Ya treat a box like it's alive! Hah! And they call me the dumb yokai! So passionate about some wood, is makin' me eager to see what's on the inside!>[YOU pick the option to run away. That doesn't sit well with the tiger.]BAH! Don't be a killjoy. Loosen up a bit! Gives an excuse to fight ya! I've been impressed with the freaks I've encountered in this strange HELL, I ended up in. Besides, eatin' the weak comes natural to a yokai like me! Entire villages, from the elderly all the way to the infants!>[Licks of the lips.]>[Thrill seeking demon tiger. It doesn't sound fun; you're useless if you're buddies with him. But that last statement...... Electricity surrounds the tiger. For a brief moment.]Take back those words, NOW! >>80100550Let me eat him!
>>80100763Oh no not this again..... I have to keep being reminded on top of knowing I gotta pay that bill for the legs and I don't have any cash. What do you mean I was set up? Who set me up? Was the mafia? Hare Krishnas? Mossad?>>80100790Was it you motherfucker were you the one who did that to me? Are you the one who prescribed me that seroquel? YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS.
>>80100862Here, let me explain ya see normally when I have a delusion, worms come out of the people's mouth, and she didn't have any worms at first! So I figured something was up. Looking through your trash I found a blow up doll with pink hair, end of the case right? You projected on the doll...until I remembered you had a shattered pelvis! So That had me thinking what could shatter your pelvis? Who!? Who do you know that would trigger your delusions only to shatter your pelvis!? Isn't it clear it's....(1/2)
>>80100862>>80100981>BLAM!
>>80100810Nice reference
Kino/10 spontaneous rp
>>80101012..........
>>80101012Mmmm.....
>>80101012There we go, all better.
>>80101252>>80101255>>80101266Ow! Son of a whore that hurts!....Hey! HEY! Don't touch me man...don't ever touch me....going to tasting that band aid all day now....Now where was I?
>>80101276You were about to do what people do here all the time and namedrop the person I should KILL.
>>80101335Oh right, just FYI that shot to the head was unrelated, you get wanted for murder enough times people come taking a shot at you....Anyways that dragon thing you hate tricked you and maybe responsible for shattering your pelvis.
>>80101379>dragon thing you hate tricked you and maybe responsible for shattering your pelvis.>Bayle became Igon's wife out of hatred and had passionate hatesex with Igon to shatter his pelvis
>>80101379You mean that.... you mean it could have been... you're saying that everything was done by... you're saying only one suspect could have... you're saying that I SHOULD KILL BAYLE????? You're right.... how could I have been so BLIND, how could I not realize sooner that EVERYTHING BAD EVER is always BAYLE'S FAULT??? OF COURSE! IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE! BAYLE DID IT! BAYLE TOOK ME OFF THOSE MEDS BUT ALSO PUT ME ON THOSE MEDS AND BAYLE SHATTERED MY PELVIS IN A WAY I PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. FUCKING BAYLE DID THIS. FUCKING FUCKING FUCK NAMED BAYLE OF COURSE HE DID.You have opened my eye Carnage... I know what I must do.
>>80101457>Yes.>>80101487Now hold on, you owe me for this! And I want my pound of flesh! Cut off this twink's >>80100810face for disrespecting me! Than you can get all the wonderful revenge ya want!
>>80101537I mean he's getting Cyberpunk Edgerunnersed to death but, y'know yeah that's, that's fair I'll uh I'll get that bitch I'll cut his face off I'll make a fucking halloween mask. You have my word. I will hunt.
>>80101569See I really am your best friend.....Oh dear god I really am your best friend....
>>80100834>All right, so big shock but I died again, only for a short while this time though, so I'm just gonna get this reply out and then I'm gonna go pass out properly>Sorry about this additional delay since we're right at the finish line, but I'm just out of it here. Next time though for sure... even though it might have to be after Christmas... because, y'know, Christmas.You->Oh. What a fun fact to learn. As if it weren't already obvious...... Why should I? It's obvious, isn't it? What you are.>Is it just me, or was there a vibe shift here? Because it doesn't feel like he's trying to worm away, or like he's about to turn and run at any moment. In fact...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH-FoH1PNck>The thing in his hand sprang to life again with a flick of his wrist. That ear-splitting buzzing was back in the youkai's ear, only this time it was getting worse, getting stronger. Like he was turning up the juice on purpose!>But it wasn't just making noise for fun-- the sonic screwdriver itself was being primed to take advantage of this creature's unnatural abilities, to try and manipulate and possibly redirect that very electrical current surging over his body to use against him!>So much for wanting to avoid any fighting, eh?
I want to suck Sakuya's toes
Who's lurkin'?
Gumo!>>80102838Here, start sucking.
>>80103330>Gently held your sweet, delicate, stockinged foot and lowered my mouth around your sweaty toes
>>80103470Owaaa you're actually doing it~ that's so hopeless of you nonny. Good boy <3
oh my /b/tard
