Pizza Time EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80094456OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
I sleep peacefully knowing Viv will ruin Vox
Rape ALL televisions!
Last thread was just something else, kek.
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
Love our cult leader TV husbandGoodnight /hhg/
If I don't get some deer bussy right now I'm going to kill everyone and then myself
>>80098871Alastor...
>>80098871She won't because Vox is protected by Smiles
>nooooo you can't just kill us after we spent years killing you with impunity noooooo
>>80098871Nuh uh, he'll heal and learn to be happy.
>>80098932You guys deserved it though. In fact, more of your "people" should've been killed.
>>80098915He'll be woobified by Smiles
>>80098955Cope, Lute.
Who has the most fertile seed in Hazbin?
>>80098976Me.
>>80098955Learn to accept defeat, Lute
>goes insane over her oneitisLutesimps are something else.
>>80099005Lute breaks because Adam died and she’s the first woman of the three to be forcibly separated from him.
>>80098932Jesus will have the largest world record for genocide ever.
>>80098955Wut u meen, u peopol?
>>80098880Kill ALL televisions!
Good evening /hhg/
>>80098907Meat and Vox share a lot of similarities...
>>80099077You're cruisin' for corrective lesbian rape
>>80098880It is literally impossible for Alastor to rape Vox because Vox would be happy if Alastor did anything to him
>>80099086Bitch Meat will settle with anything with a dick
>>80099103Can I bring him as my guest
>>80099077hi :)
So yeah, you're gay.
say something nice about hhg
how does this make you feel hhg?
hello yes i would like to sign up for the corrective lesbian rape.what do you mean i don't need to pick a date and time? just write down my addre- oh ok i get it thank you ma'am
>>80099186It's the only long lasting general on this website I hang out on.
>>80099186The people from here can be nice and very funny.
>>80099186It's a good source for fanart
Gn. I won
>>80099186i have two new very cool friends i met from this shithole
>>80099153YOU LEAVE THAT THING ON THE STREET!!!!
>>80099272Congratulations!
>>80099186I love all my yume sisters>>80099284I wish I could talk to some of the anons here outside of here but it might also ruin the magic :(
>>80099186It's good when I'm not subjected to sonw of the most dogshit ships and takes on characters I like.
>>80099195Her favorite character is someone who did an NTR on Adam to end up with a bastard son that massively resents him and instead wants to be like Lilith’s Ex instead.Aka, a massive loser.
>>80097114Oh to rub my hands along those lats and grip those hips>>80099086
>>80099420Cope, adam.
Why are the deerfags and tvfags fighting I thought we were supposed to be having sex
>>80099195Annoyed since he needs to stay away from my husband. No Viv, I don't give a fuck about your shitty yaoi, keep Cuckcifer away from him.
>>80099434Meat you are NOT Vox because Vox is repulsed by Lucifer. If anything you are Valentino
>>80098976Adam. He can BLOW all those emaciated twinks out of the park with his holy seed>captcha is really bad on mobile now tooI hate.
>>80099195I dont care as long as the pig doesn't make "that ship" canon
I bet Velvette died from botched plastic surgery
>Cain’s sinner form is purposely meant to resemble Lucifer, by his hat, collar thing, nose-less face, yellow-green eyes to match Lucifer’s yellow eyes.>His wings also sorta work like Lucifer’s in that they pretend to be clothes.This guy deserves it all. All of it. He hates being rejected by Adam and thrown into this instead.
I only care about radiostatic yuri male Alastor can get with Charlie for all I care
Be realistic /hhg/ which hellaverse character are you most like? Good and bad.
>>80099529On the outside people think I’m Charlie but on the inside I’m female Vox.
>>80099529I'm a combination of Loona and Stella.
>>80099480Should I draw Vox?
>>80099547If you want to I guess it’s your life
>>80099523Botched nosejob
>>80099547I'd like to see you draw TV
>>80099544Are you me?!You're not also a TVsister, are you?
>>80099547Draw him in the cuck chair while you fuck deer
>>80099466They aren't, it's just baitfags astroturfing.>>80099526What about male Alastor/female Vox?
>>80099529Husk because I feel dead inside.
SIX SEVEEEEN
>>80099586WHY IS SHE IN HELL
>>80099629Wtf kill Vox
>>80099633She killed millions…
>>80099633>>80099655
>>80099544Be my wife
>>80099650Why though?
>>80099680Zoomer brainrot consumed him
>>80099665This gave me the ick despite the art being good
>>80099698Too much time around Velvette.
>>80099466Moids falseflagging
>>80099195Not surprised
I watched too many webms on that ffm thread over on /gif/ and now in addition to the radiostatic orgy I wouldn't mind having a threesome with a sister and a man if he's cute enoughBut he wouldn't be the focus
>>80099737this place is full of femcel whores and trannies anyway so might as well have fun in a dead general
>moids mad again they aren't needed here and girls have fun without them
Moidbros...it's over.
Resposting a classichttps://vocaroo.com/1ha9V5lNRQ4z
>>80099586My negro mistress...
Goodnight /hhg/. I’m a bit sad about the Fairly Oddparents reboot being officially cancelled. Can’t say it’s surprising but i still am a bit disappointed
>>80100001>he isn’t needed in /hhg/ the hit /trash/ thread on 4chan.govNGMI
>>80100103Did the rich boy get a good ending?
If I were a rich man...
>>80099973I personally wish you stop posting your weird sex stuff.
>>80100190Shut up Lute we all know you're gonna furiously schlick your frigid cooch to it later.
>>80100220To Adam. Not to women.
>>80100248Uh-huh, sure.
>>80099620Why is she wearing her panties outside of her tights is she retarded?
>>80100190Lute’s Wife if that’s you you will always have a Y chromosome
>>80100248Yes to women.
I love my tvsisters but you can never make me hate the males here because Pery is my ride or die for life and I love the male voxxyfags too.
>>80100255Alastor demanded it, and she listened.Because she is a woman in this verse, Alastor saw Voxxy’s obsession with him completely differently and instead decided to make her submit herself to him.
Also 2hunigger is my kin just for being the only other roofag in the thread.
>>80100274I’m not that person. I’m the Abelschizo.>>80100287What?
*smooches your cock homosexually*
>>80100287All of those guys are cool it's the baitfags and 2hunigger I wish would fuck off
>>80100067>homer pery>mordecai peryWhich Pery will we get next?
>>80100172No, Dev actually got what i consider to be the most meanspirited short end of the stick and a genuine waste of a character. Lost his fairy and got his memories wiped so he has no recollection of what would have been possibly the only thing to ever set him on a less miserable life path. I will write a happy fic of him getting adopted by an estranged business friend oneesan and getting Peri back to cope with this…
>>80100339Angry Birds Pery
>>80100325Yeah but 2hu is the only other anon that appreciates roo.
i wish lute would do weird sex stuff to me
>>80100368Like what...
Ripping Lute's other arm off and beating her with it.
>>80100318I don’t know who you are then I haven’t been in these threads in a long time and I don’t remember you but why are you referring to yourself as a schizo even loona incel and matpat had more self respect
>>80100386Vaggie...
>>80100386Vaggie calm down...
>>80100346Dev didn’t actually forget his memories. His glasses obscured that process.
I fucked myself to that Vox audio again and I'm about to do it again until I squirt It's so in character despite the little AI tells here and there. Dialogue on point.If the anon who made it is reading this, please make more
>>80100389Self respect is about the identity being clear and concise as possible. People throw a fit about my theories to give me the title, then I shall take it in full.
>>80100382like holding my hand in a crowded store or maybe strapping me from behind while telling me that nobody will ever fuck me like she can
I just want my thread wife back...
>>80100438Really? It’s been a minute since I’ve watched so i forgot. That would be an interesting plot point if the show wasn’t dead. Still makes it kind of fucked up though that they treated it like some noble sacrifice that the poor kid was willing to go back to being a miserable dipshit after having glimpses of being able to reform into a decent person if put in the right environment.
>>80100454Link to the audio?
>>80100512Vaggie deep down...
>>80100523>That would be an interesting plot point if the show wasn’t dead. That would be the case for Adam, Lute, and Abel if Hazbin Hotel was cancelled right now.
>>80100525Here is a reuphttps://vocaroo.com/11jkT5lXhwpPeThis is super accurate to how I imagine Vox with me when he's in a sweet mood so maybe I'm biased
>>80100360Isn't that just Pery Berry?
>met my first real life asexual mani think i won the lottery but im scared that they might be a tranny
>>80100287Also thank you anon.
>>80100577Let me mourn in peace, abelschizo…
>>80100601He’s hiding something
>>80100648You know I’m right, so be thankful seasons 3 and 4 are actually made right now with full confidence.
Okay I'm actually sore now since I'm still on my period and my cervix is extra sensitive
>>80100601Wdym?
>>80099596
>>80100601Openly asexual men do not exist, that is a liar or an ftm
>>80100728>wearing shark pattern underwear as a forty year old womanWhat a fucking loser
>>80101065Kino
>>80101127I legit think my Dad might be borderline asexual because the only woman he’s ever shown sexual attraction to my entire life is my mom that he’s been married to for 50 years and when he meets a new woman he only cares about how much she lifts. I swear he has never ever once expressed attraction to another woman outside of my mom.
>>80101167Monogamy isn’t asexuality
I’m asexualA sexual predator
>>80101167>I swear he has never ever once expressed attraction to another woman outside of my momDo you want him to check out other women or something?
>>80101127>>80101167Are men naturally whores?
Moff
Okay now I'll do normal requests
>Alastor X Voxxy au>A lot of the show’s events happened similarly, except Alastor turned down the equal partnership to instead make Voxxy submit to him. And she accepts it despite being wounded in her pride.>They do date and stuff and Voxxy keeps her old look because Alastor said he preferred her that way. She doesn’t really go into modern technology and instead tries to make everything more retro, for Alastor’s preferences. Not being as powerful she could’ve been, but a lot happier and satisfied with her life in Hell. Alastor starts seeing her as the ideal woman he was seeking for.>The Vees established themselves as only Vel and Val, they weren’t as powerful but still very influential>Alastor is called to disappear one day and Voxxy never knew why and assumed the worst, and Alastor left right before the exterminations begun. She felt betrayed, completely unloved, and left to die if she didn’t react quickly enough.>Voxxy joins the Vees and they get the most massive power boost they’ve ever seen. And Voxxy modernizes herself in her spite against Alastor.>Seasons 1 and 2 play out as usual, except Val doesn’t have a strong romantic attachment to Voxxy and sees her more as a heartbroken friend.>Season 2 plays out very similarly, including the fights, but when Voxxy is down and feels the need to blow Alastor up, that’s when Alastor speaks up to her, “it’s hard to stop smiling when this is the longest time we’ve seen each other in years.”>This is when she breaks down in front of them all, willingly surrendering. And going down from the cannon to hug Alastor. And Alastor is frustrated by how lovely dovey he forced himself to be in front of Hell. Embarrassed by the very few principals he holds to himself, but glad he’s no longer bonded to the contract that caused this stupid conflict in the first place.
>>80101288Draw Vox gaming after not leaving his room for a week straight
>>80101288Fizzmodeus cuddles.
>>80101288Abel in cozy clothes!
>>80101352Seconded, I miss them
>>80101317I guess Alastor would be more soft towards a female Vox...
>>80101288Evil Vox
>>80101419Of course he would because very n few women would actually love him genuinely in the first place.
>>80101317>Alastor is called to disappear one daySheeeit
>>80101317>it’s revealed that Voxxy signed a soul contract with Vel, so she can’t actually be in the Hotel with Alastor >And when Alastor considers to kill Vel, Voxxy begs Alastor to don’t “kill her friends” and he’s forced to watch her be carried way to the Vee tower, realizing that despite the freedom he has now gained, there are still chains he cannot break.>Season 3 has him smash tvs and valtec items by his frustrations with the situation. Being too prideful and not self-aware enough to admit he’s in anguish.
>>80101554I like VoxVel but why would Velvette own her soul?
>>80098837how angel dust got pead
>>80101318
>>80101563Remember, Velvette would heavily specialized in the very extreme advanced media space Voxxy was ignoring for several decades to try to be the woman Alastor wanted her to be instead of being the most powerful overlord in Hell. And with the threat of perma death on the rise, Voxxy would be on the position on if she didn’t make this deal with Vel, she would be devoured by the other overlords and die by the very first extermination on the streets.
>>80101587Thanks.
>>80101288Peryton Nervously avoiding Alastor.
>>80101317>deer leaves her>next time she hears about him he’s at some stupid blonde’s hotelIt’s not what it looks like but ouch
>>80101690Yeah. It makes the scenes in season 2 completely different in that Voxxy views Charlie as her replacement despite knowing the girlfriend thing Charlie has with Vaggi.A part of the point is to change the context of Voxxy’s plan of ruling over Heaven, in that she wanted to be loved by Alastor and looked over to what Charlie did (making a war with Heaven), and thought that was why Alastor preferred Charlie over there, since she personally knew Alastor many years, but suddenly this Charlie catches all of his attention and does the stupidest and most effective stunts that would satisfy Alastor’s wickedness.
VIRGIN NIGGA ALERTVIRGIN NIGGA ALERTPERYTON ITT
>>80101352
I should be asleep but
Eatin' beans.
I’m trying so hard not to buy more Radiostatic doujins but I can’t escape them aaaahhhhh.
Beans?
>>80102039That's how they got me too. Though the human RS doujin I got was at least not too pricey.
>>80101947Cute
