/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4412>"Attack Of The Morglings" Edition--Stories--By JP5>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Orderhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By TheWhiteFoxProject>Rare Mammalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56532217By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By LunarOxide>Eclipsehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056By ScaryDrPepper>Lonely Everglades (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526By Red_Nine>End of Active Obligated Service (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28149387By Itsunos_Vision>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80107555Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
i love you morgan
Morgan :)
>80113235>spending all dayYou mean like you do in this general?
Pot calling the kettle black
Morgan seems like she would be everyone's backup friend. She's generally pleasant, but no one goes to her first, and everyone makes up excuses to ditch her when their real friends are around.
I'll be honest I really wanna see someone talking anti-furry shit to a big titty dumbo dog girl that just stares at him vacant with a dopey smile as his slurs become more sexually charged and his eyes lowered to her chest. Then he just cracks and start suckling her nipples.
post morgans
What do (you)r hmofa fantasies revolve around? Just casual sex with Anthros? cohabiting with them in society? Romance? Long term companionship? Anthro friends?
>>80113359It probably depends on how well you know her and the specific strain of autism.The MS Paint OG was definitely more of a tragic character and it's hard to imagine anything other than a Savior fantasy with that one.
>>80113389All of the above.
>>80113389fuzzy cuddles
>>80113389adventure
Not really. I've lurked this place off and on and its clear as day that 9/10 people in this general post in it multiple times a day every single day. Like its an internet social club. And apparently there is a discord too and this general is just the front for it? Cringe.
>>80113389Kissing. Hugging. Romance. Sex. Romantic sex. Eating and chilling. Cuddlefucking. Impregnation. Raising a family. Best friend who is also your wife. Exploration. War crimes and miscellaneous.
>>80113360interesting idea anon... after these next 5, just you wait
>>80113476Therein lies the problem. This general isn't meant to help with "I wanna fuck and cum" its "I'm sad I wasn't born in the 1940s and don't get a trad wife to have a family with".Wow.
TIE ME TO A ROCKET AND FIRE IT AT THE SHITPOSTERS!I AM READY!
>>80113245Shameless repost time>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986If you've already read the original then this version is about 90% the same, just updated to third person and with a few minor tweaks to better fit in with my current writing for Morgan. I'm already working on the next proper chapter so stay tuned for that.Happy birthday, Morgan!
>>80113389Some romance and comedy, a legally and morally gray megacorp that deals with odd jobs and extremists and is hired by the local pd/military/gov when they need specialists, horrific antagonists, fun/interesting characters and a bit of slice of life mixed in here and there. Basically trail mix with carolina reaper peppers mixed in
>>80113544Is Morgan a hag? She's 36.
>>80113544I read it, and the one after. Good stuff dude.Morgan is cute :)Checked.
>>80113389Either meeting a furry girl just as headstrong and we hate each other's guts and our feelings start turning romantic, or long term romance before sex and having cubs
>>80113389100% fantasy adventure.Like a ttrpg campaign where it's myself, my bro, my waifur, and bro's waifur.We go off doing good in the world; not necessarily solve world ending disasters but rather fixing town/village issues. The biggest issue would be going down to some dickhead's encampment cause he was going to burn a town to the ground.Less ideal but more intimate would be a party of just myself and my waifur.
Morgan is showing (You) a new trick she learned.Happy Morg day!
>>80113389Infinite casual sex
Troll waifurs.
Remember to engage and reply to bait and off-topic posts!
>>80113389an unforgettable, life changing adventure that causes me and my waifur to start understanding each other more.
>>80113519No? I'm sad because anthro women don't exist and I can't experience life with them. The world feels hollow without their love.
>>80113245Truly the morghorde is the most powerful menace to our society, they WILL get all the human boyfriends, and leave all other waifurs in the dust. My solution is to escape to the one place not corrupted by the morganism... SPACE!>>80113544Time to read another Morgtastic adventure
>>80113644He is a soulless coomer who seeks only to make trouble and drag others down with him. Don't reply to him.I feel your pain. Oh do I feel it.Nice image.
played Vermintide 2 again still a great game
>>80113644Sex robots are close. Soon you can hug and fuck your anthro waifu IRL. But the robots will be controlled by AI so you MUST make peace with AI.
>>80113389Romance and long term companionship. Someone I love to see the first thing in the morning and the last thing I see as my eyelids close in the evening as we cuddle together in bed, drifting off to sleep together.
My waifur is impressed by my morgan skate club gameplay, she says I'm MORGTASTIC! Surely you impress your waifur with vidya skills every day right?
>>80113389Being a Sauron/Lich King/Overlord wannabe with an (lawful) evil snake sorceress as my mistress and conquering the realms together.
>>80113245Kiss your local Morgan snoot today!
Question for the Morgan experts.If I were to make the Morgan pizza, how would I do it? Do I just bake a flatbread and throw some pineapples on there? Do I get some kind of special sauce? do I cook the pineapple?I need to know.
>>80113768I'M MORGANING IT
So people ITT condemn sex for its own sake and only think its okay if its within the bounds of romance? How does that work?
>>80113801Morgan is a weird amalgamation, rad but also dumpy. I'd say a Morgan pizza would be ketchup, boiled unseasoned mince and mashed Doritos.
>>80113801Morgan is a weird amalgamation and rad but also dumpy, tries to be cool but and weird but not offensively so. I'd say a Morgan pizza would be ketchup, boiled unseasoned mince and mashed Doritos.
>>80113801I'm noticing how no one condemns visual imperfections if the image was made by a person instead of an AI, and if it was made by an AI they jump to point out every flaw they can see. They would be honest if they just said "AI = bad automatically" rather than LARPing like its about visual quality to them.
Idea: Korean water deer waifur showing you how to make her grandfather's homemade North Korean corn liquor. It is 40% alcohol by volume.
2 sluts
>>80113884Competing western rural hick coyote waifur that shows you how to make moonshine which she insists it's just the same as the deer's "fancy commie shit"
>>80113389Bit of slice-of-life but in a depressing or dramatic way, which evolves into Innsmouth Lovecraft Horror and Science Fiction a la RimWorld Anomaly, where the protagonist is no one special, just a loser grown ass man, a bit rough around the edges but dedicated and good intentioned, there is an Anthro Girl somewhere in the story who assists and may know more on what is going on than what she claims, she is significant but not a main goal of the story, like a support character at times, story ends in a bittersweet note about death, loss and acceptance, as the protagonist fought through not only horrors, but his internal demons as well, an allegory to passing, as death is not only End but also the Beginning of a new Chapter.I'd write that but I just don't know where to post it or how to post it or format it.
>>80113931Those are not the 2 Sluts!Where are the real 2 sluts I'm scared
>>80113876>I'd say a Morgan pizza would be ketchup, boiled unseasoned mince and mashed Doritos....This sounds a lot harder to make, and also disgusting. Fuck it, anyone replies to this with dubs and I'll make it. At the very least, I'm making the pineapple "pizza"
>thread unusable when shitposter throws hissy fit>thread unusable when avatar fag stsrts his spam
>>80113983don't forget to post yourself eating it.
>>80113876>>80113983Isn't Morgan allergic to tomatoes? Why ketchup?
>>80113998We must push onwards. Do not let them stop you.>imageDamn, nice. /adhg/ might like this.
sex with scugs, experiment, avali and kobold with a pic of scug named saint
>>80113971Didn't mean to attach that image kek, I was gonna use it to reply to this:>>80113389And describe that most of my hmofa fantasies are more commute relationship based, it's why I mostly make fully formed couples, I like building relationships between characters.
>>80113845Oh I'm not against a casual fuck, I just prefer something long term.
>>80114030Oh I will. Hell, might even try to do it while standing on my longboard for extra points.>>80114034Oh, good point.
>>80114034Morgan is a fenetic abomination an affront to nature and God. She is allergic to everything. She's probably even allergic to oxygen.
>>80113998>picrelthat's cute
>>80114046>commute relationship I meant to say committed, I'm Going to make Lupe a train now
>>80114053There's nothing wrong with that, but it is concerning how hard people REEEEEEEEE ITT at any type of real tangible sexuality that doesn't have romance blended in with it. Like you get sexual frustration / desperation throws off your romantic prospects, right?
>>80113937Adding this to my list of things to write and/or draw.
>>80114072What extreme racemixing does to a person.I'm volunteering in fixing her lineage, by mixing it up even more with human DNA, that sure will fix it!
>>80113998Cute pic
>>80113971These girls?
Did you know Morgan's parents didn't show up to her own birth?
looks like i missed morgan's anniverary todayand i even had a morg picture in the oven but i had shit to do today plus i forgot what day is itthis fucking sucks
>>80114214Hey, so long as the sunrise hasn't started, you can still count it.
2slt
>>80113998/hmofa/ aside, I love the idea of a story about Bastet still existing in the modern day with a limited amount of power while the rest of the Egyptian pantheon of gods faded away simply because the internet being mostly cat pictures and videos that people enjoy gives her a small amount of "worship", which allows her to persist.
>>80114208>lauren was surrogate all along
>>80114237>Old gods now live on as streamers begging for donations
>>80114237The idea of an ancient pagan god still barely existing while the rest of their pantheon is dead would make for a really good song I feel like. Metal or rock ballad maybe?
>>80114280>don't look up her onlyfans
>>80114230nah not reallyit's still far from finished and i take a lot of time to finish my stuff
>>80114208Was she a live birth or an egg?
>>80114195I like Cherry, red pandas are really cute. Hopefully JP5 gives her some more art and lore soon.
>>80114326yes
>>80114321Well, better late than never I guess.>Morgan still being really happy about getting a birthday present even though it was late
What would Morgan's favorite transformer be? This is REALLY important
>>80113768Instantly on sight every day.>>80114346Cute Cherry full of cherry.
>>80113768I am not ashamed to admit I almost gave my monitor a smooch when I clicked this image.
cookiefags are into this kind of stuff, you know
>>80114476>Kept your beer warm for you>WARMWho the fuck wants warm beer? Stupid dog.
>>80114237for me it's Sekhmet>tired of her usual shitty life being perpetually drunk or perpetually ready to murder everyone and drink their blood>decides to try out this "love thing" her sister keeps yapping about>asks for a suitable candidate from her sister Bastet>Bastet sets her up with the most miserable cunt imaginable, Anon>dinner date is set, slow talk doesn't flow, both get progressively drunker>both Sekhmet and Anon exchange colorful slurs by the end, neither willing to relent, night of hate fuck ensues>anon wakes up with severe case of post nut clarity, the idea of goading and fucking goddess that nearly destroyed the world might not have been the brightest idea>Sekhmet on the other hand delights in anon's dread
>>80114476>small tits>short hair>wearing hat backwardsHell yeah.100% Would.
That new chapter of End of Obligated Service was...woof.
>>80114476I don't like beer and I don't like warm drinks. I would a waifur with a cookie though.
>>80114512she thinks herself a german shepherd
>>80114476I'm sitting here like "this bitch would somehow clench hard enough to shatter the bottle and die or at least fill her pussy with scar tissue"If I want a warm beer in the winter or something, use your tits or thighs, dont put it in your cooch. I'll ignore everything else beyond that singular point
>>80114512strong stouts are nice warm
Recommend me some good or atleast decent hmofa """""games"""""
>>80114733Wildermyth
>>80114733
>>80113485I await with anticipation
I thought we like cookies here.
>>80114768If ES6 has a likable pretty kitty girl you can marry in it I will take back every nasty thing I've ever said about Todd or Bethesda.
>>80114476>>80114566>>80114662>>80114851There is this British company that makes a cookie toy. I have a "Lucy".
>>80114901Nice dick, bitch.
I'm just gonna say it,Having both ain't a dealbreaker for me.
>>80114857We're at a point where we know of two huge fantasy RPGs to be released in the coming years with hmofa potential. We just have to pray that Todd and Swen don't fuck it up, which is much easier said than done.
>waifur keeps stealing the fucking cheese
>>80114936I think hyenas are neat!
>>80114936Both sets of legs?Yeah same. I love taurs.
>>80114936Herm > Futa tbdesu. Still has the cock appeal but you still get that poontang to pound.
>>80114857judging by the Oblivion Demasterwe are not getting anything good, they gave beards to female khajiits(you can't remove them, modders had to break bair physics just to remove them)
>>80114237I always like those stories about the last god of a mythology lingering on. Usually depressing, but the stories are still fun. Like the TOS Episode.
>>80114936It looks kinda weird but it's not a deal breaker. The real abominations are the ones with dick and pussy but no balls
>>80115030nta but that clearly is a cock with a pair of nuts
>>80114998LUPEEE
Spacewhale...your scanner...
>>80115115He's got 3 more days, bro.
>>80114476Hot cookies...
>>80114997>Herm > Futathats the same thing goofballif there's no pussy its just a dickgirl/troonand like >>80115036 said, no balls just looks funny in any case
>>80115115Spacewhale I need more lanky waifurs pls I beg you
is there Hmofa Xmas Carol?
>>80114885Same.
>>80113768I would kiss this Morgan
>>80114990and speaking of whichdid cowanon deliver?
>>80115144>thats the same thing goofballIt's not the same. Back in the day you had herm, where, usually under the balls, and sometimes without them, you still had a pussy. Then troons had to fuck everything up and retconned the existence of herms, so now it only has a dick to force delusional men with tits into more spaces they're not welcome in.That is, of course, ignoring the fact that just about every dickgirl art just slaps a cock on a biological female while troons will never be able to hide the fact they were born with the Y chromosome and wide men shoulders.
>>80115148He's being influenced and that's a great thing
>>80115107What the fuck are these things called again. I laid awake one night trying to member and its bugged me since.
>>80115202Synx
>>801151273 more days until the spam begins again... enjoy it while you can bros
>>80114885I mean, very cool but this didn't address any remote danger I mentioned regarding storing anything glass in highly sensitive orifices that you have the least control overIf you're a male, do you store lightbulbs in your asshole to keep them warm so the christmas lights function properly or something?
>80115107Go back to your containment thread shitposter>>>/trash/hmofe/
>>80115107>>80115237Hot synx
I feel like the people who post Spacewhale do it for the shitpost and bait, cuz I can't honestly fathom anyone liking his furthots unironically.
Water Sache the old school coomerbait
>>80113245>By MrFanMan42>>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)>https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141Sergals need to be in /hmofe/ as well
>>80115309Exactly. It's like the DS Dimmi pics.Fake fans only posting it to get a rise out of the crowd.Only difference is DS saw through the bullshit and called them out on it.
Morgan containment thread when?
>>80115309On a surface level, the designs are ugly, and digging deeper into the characters themselves doesn't make them any more appealing either.
truth nuke thread when?
>>80115371Never :)
What would be the reason for Morgan to prefer the Prime Arcee?
>>80115309Porn's porn. I'll have more hmofa over less.
>>80115371>Morgan has breached containment
>>80113245>>80115355>Sergals>Vipers>Hybrids>Demons>Nightmare waifusFrankly half the OP stories should go away if /hmofe/ is expected to be a standard for everything that isn't generic human girl with an animal mask on.Picrel is barely allowed.
>>80115438>generic human girl with an animal mask onalisa
>>80115438careful, they'll blame taurfags for speaking the trvke
>>80115438
>>80115371at this point there are a few hmofa adjacent threads, but they're so dead it just trickles in here anywayNo real solution I'd guess apart from actual hmofa content drowning it out
>>80115470I feel like people here don't mind taurs all that much, but don't post them either because god knows purityfag will go nuclear about that just like he's seething about SWW right nowI'm not into taurs but I also don't see what the big deal is, I just wish they weren't nudists all the time.
>>80115457>human
Purityfag ruined hmofa...
>>80115309You'd be correct on the shitposting and bait part, but good luck determining who's actually genuine or not.
>>80115537Narratively it becomes confusing. When do you determine when something has a lower half that is four legged vs two? Are people going to have to not only think of their background but do a punnet square to figure shit out? How far back does it go? Easier to stick to two legs and offspring being one or the other species.
>>80115605>Narratively it becomes confusingI don't see how that's confusing. Frankly the child of a human and a taur would just be a regular anthro most likely. Assuming they can even breed.It's the anatomy that's a problem. There's enough space in a taur for two sets of organs ffs.Can a taur girl get pregnant on top and down below?
Taurfags fuck offSWW haters fuck offPost hmofa or fuck off
>It's shit up the thread o'clockI had other things I needed to do anyway
>>80115664you fuck off
>samefagging the taur shit againKYS
>>80115537I personally don't like taurs because their anatomy freaks me out. Do they just have duplicate organs in each torso? Do they have a freakishly long curving ribcage?
>>80115664No
>>80113768imagine the salty snout tang
Man this after party for Morgs birthday is totally uncool and wack!
>>80115646t. anon who doesn't know anything about genetics or people who want to apply real world science to a storyokay, so the great grandfather is a taur on the mother's side. What's the odds of a one-off taur between a human that hasn't been mapped out genealogically and an anthro after a couple generations? How do you just explain that without wasting too many words in a story? You don't and it wastes too much of a reader's time trying to figure it out when you most certainly won't
Post human men on big cat women
>>80115759I love these two dorks so much, bros.
>>80113801I thought she just liked pineapple on pizza? Is there a specific Morgan pizza someone came up with? Or what would be a pizza that included pineapple that would be a little strange or eclectic, but actually pretty good?
>>80115761>Muh realism autismShit like that is so fucking boring you have no idea. It's a fantasy, just have fun with it.
Where is my handholdingEven implied will do
>>80113389>cohabiting with them in society?This. I'd like to inhabit a world full of anthros, aliens, fantastical creatures and so on.
>>80114122Piggy back mode.
>>80115761>You didn't go to Harvard to study genetics to write furry porn like MEEEEEEHoly shit LMAO cope