/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4412>"Attack Of The Morglings" Edition--Stories--By JP5>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Orderhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By TheWhiteFoxProject>Rare Mammalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56532217By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By LunarOxide>Eclipsehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056By ScaryDrPepper>Lonely Everglades (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526By Red_Nine>End of Active Obligated Service (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28149387By Itsunos_Vision>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80107555Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
i love you morgan
Morgan :)
>80113235>spending all dayYou mean like you do in this general?
Pot calling the kettle black
Morgan seems like she would be everyone's backup friend. She's generally pleasant, but no one goes to her first, and everyone makes up excuses to ditch her when their real friends are around.
I'll be honest I really wanna see someone talking anti-furry shit to a big titty dumbo dog girl that just stares at him vacant with a dopey smile as his slurs become more sexually charged and his eyes lowered to her chest. Then he just cracks and start suckling her nipples.
post morgans
What do (you)r hmofa fantasies revolve around? Just casual sex with Anthros? cohabiting with them in society? Romance? Long term companionship? Anthro friends?
>>80113359It probably depends on how well you know her and the specific strain of autism.The MS Paint OG was definitely more of a tragic character and it's hard to imagine anything other than a Savior fantasy with that one.
>>80113389All of the above.
>>80113389fuzzy cuddles
>>80113389adventure
Not really. I've lurked this place off and on and its clear as day that 9/10 people in this general post in it multiple times a day every single day. Like its an internet social club. And apparently there is a discord too and this general is just the front for it? Cringe.
>>80113389Kissing. Hugging. Romance. Sex. Romantic sex. Eating and chilling. Cuddlefucking. Impregnation. Raising a family. Best friend who is also your wife. Exploration. War crimes and miscellaneous.
>>80113360interesting idea anon... after these next 5, just you wait
>>80113476Therein lies the problem. This general isn't meant to help with "I wanna fuck and cum" its "I'm sad I wasn't born in the 1940s and don't get a trad wife to have a family with".Wow.
TIE ME TO A ROCKET AND FIRE IT AT THE SHITPOSTERS!I AM READY!
>>80113245Shameless repost time>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986If you've already read the original then this version is about 90% the same, just updated to third person and with a few minor tweaks to better fit in with my current writing for Morgan. I'm already working on the next proper chapter so stay tuned for that.Happy birthday, Morgan!
>>80113389Some romance and comedy, a legally and morally gray megacorp that deals with odd jobs and extremists and is hired by the local pd/military/gov when they need specialists, horrific antagonists, fun/interesting characters and a bit of slice of life mixed in here and there. Basically trail mix with carolina reaper peppers mixed in
>>80113544Is Morgan a hag? She's 36.
>>80113544I read it, and the one after. Good stuff dude.Morgan is cute :)Checked.
>>80113389Either meeting a furry girl just as headstrong and we hate each other's guts and our feelings start turning romantic, or long term romance before sex and having cubs
>>80113389100% fantasy adventure.Like a ttrpg campaign where it's myself, my bro, my waifur, and bro's waifur.We go off doing good in the world; not necessarily solve world ending disasters but rather fixing town/village issues. The biggest issue would be going down to some dickhead's encampment cause he was going to burn a town to the ground.Less ideal but more intimate would be a party of just myself and my waifur.
Morgan is showing (You) a new trick she learned.Happy Morg day!
>>80113389Infinite casual sex
Troll waifurs.
Remember to engage and reply to bait and off-topic posts!
>>80113389an unforgettable, life changing adventure that causes me and my waifur to start understanding each other more.
>>80113519No? I'm sad because anthro women don't exist and I can't experience life with them. The world feels hollow without their love.
>>80113245Truly the morghorde is the most powerful menace to our society, they WILL get all the human boyfriends, and leave all other waifurs in the dust. My solution is to escape to the one place not corrupted by the morganism... SPACE!>>80113544Time to read another Morgtastic adventure
>>80113644He is a soulless coomer who seeks only to make trouble and drag others down with him. Don't reply to him.I feel your pain. Oh do I feel it.Nice image.
played Vermintide 2 again still a great game
>>80113644Sex robots are close. Soon you can hug and fuck your anthro waifu IRL. But the robots will be controlled by AI so you MUST make peace with AI.
>>80113389Romance and long term companionship. Someone I love to see the first thing in the morning and the last thing I see as my eyelids close in the evening as we cuddle together in bed, drifting off to sleep together.
My waifur is impressed by my morgan skate club gameplay, she says I'm MORGTASTIC! Surely you impress your waifur with vidya skills every day right?
>>80113389Being a Sauron/Lich King/Overlord wannabe with an (lawful) evil snake sorceress as my mistress and conquering the realms together.
>>80113245Kiss your local Morgan snoot today!
Question for the Morgan experts.If I were to make the Morgan pizza, how would I do it? Do I just bake a flatbread and throw some pineapples on there? Do I get some kind of special sauce? do I cook the pineapple?I need to know.
>>80113768I'M MORGANING IT
So people ITT condemn sex for its own sake and only think its okay if its within the bounds of romance? How does that work?
>>80113801Morgan is a weird amalgamation, rad but also dumpy. I'd say a Morgan pizza would be ketchup, boiled unseasoned mince and mashed Doritos.
>>80113801Morgan is a weird amalgamation and rad but also dumpy, tries to be cool but and weird but not offensively so. I'd say a Morgan pizza would be ketchup, boiled unseasoned mince and mashed Doritos.
>>80113801I'm noticing how no one condemns visual imperfections if the image was made by a person instead of an AI, and if it was made by an AI they jump to point out every flaw they can see. They would be honest if they just said "AI = bad automatically" rather than LARPing like its about visual quality to them.
Idea: Korean water deer waifur showing you how to make her grandfather's homemade North Korean corn liquor. It is 40% alcohol by volume.
2 sluts
>>80113884Competing western rural hick coyote waifur that shows you how to make moonshine which she insists it's just the same as the deer's "fancy commie shit"
>>80113389Bit of slice-of-life but in a depressing or dramatic way, which evolves into Innsmouth Lovecraft Horror and Science Fiction a la RimWorld Anomaly, where the protagonist is no one special, just a loser grown ass man, a bit rough around the edges but dedicated and good intentioned, there is an Anthro Girl somewhere in the story who assists and may know more on what is going on than what she claims, she is significant but not a main goal of the story, like a support character at times, story ends in a bittersweet note about death, loss and acceptance, as the protagonist fought through not only horrors, but his internal demons as well, an allegory to passing, as death is not only End but also the Beginning of a new Chapter.I'd write that but I just don't know where to post it or how to post it or format it.
>>80113931Those are not the 2 Sluts!Where are the real 2 sluts I'm scared
>>80113876>I'd say a Morgan pizza would be ketchup, boiled unseasoned mince and mashed Doritos....This sounds a lot harder to make, and also disgusting. Fuck it, anyone replies to this with dubs and I'll make it. At the very least, I'm making the pineapple "pizza"
>thread unusable when shitposter throws hissy fit>thread unusable when avatar fag stsrts his spam
>>80113983don't forget to post yourself eating it.
>>80113876>>80113983Isn't Morgan allergic to tomatoes? Why ketchup?
>>80113998We must push onwards. Do not let them stop you.>imageDamn, nice. /adhg/ might like this.
sex with scugs, experiment, avali and kobold with a pic of scug named saint
>>80113971Didn't mean to attach that image kek, I was gonna use it to reply to this:>>80113389And describe that most of my hmofa fantasies are more commute relationship based, it's why I mostly make fully formed couples, I like building relationships between characters.
>>80113845Oh I'm not against a casual fuck, I just prefer something long term.
>>80114030Oh I will. Hell, might even try to do it while standing on my longboard for extra points.>>80114034Oh, good point.
>>80114034Morgan is a fenetic abomination an affront to nature and God. She is allergic to everything. She's probably even allergic to oxygen.
>>80113998>picrelthat's cute
>>80114046>commute relationship I meant to say committed, I'm Going to make Lupe a train now
>>80114053There's nothing wrong with that, but it is concerning how hard people REEEEEEEEE ITT at any type of real tangible sexuality that doesn't have romance blended in with it. Like you get sexual frustration / desperation throws off your romantic prospects, right?
>>80113937Adding this to my list of things to write and/or draw.
>>80114072What extreme racemixing does to a person.I'm volunteering in fixing her lineage, by mixing it up even more with human DNA, that sure will fix it!
>>80113998Cute pic
>>80113971These girls?
Did you know Morgan's parents didn't show up to her own birth?
looks like i missed morgan's anniverary todayand i even had a morg picture in the oven but i had shit to do today plus i forgot what day is itthis fucking sucks
>>80114214Hey, so long as the sunrise hasn't started, you can still count it.
2slt
>>80113998/hmofa/ aside, I love the idea of a story about Bastet still existing in the modern day with a limited amount of power while the rest of the Egyptian pantheon of gods faded away simply because the internet being mostly cat pictures and videos that people enjoy gives her a small amount of "worship", which allows her to persist.
>>80114208>lauren was surrogate all along
>>80114237>Old gods now live on as streamers begging for donations
>>80114237The idea of an ancient pagan god still barely existing while the rest of their pantheon is dead would make for a really good song I feel like. Metal or rock ballad maybe?
>>80114280>don't look up her onlyfans
>>80114230nah not reallyit's still far from finished and i take a lot of time to finish my stuff
>>80114208Was she a live birth or an egg?
>>80114195I like Cherry, red pandas are really cute. Hopefully JP5 gives her some more art and lore soon.
>>80114326yes
>>80114321Well, better late than never I guess.>Morgan still being really happy about getting a birthday present even though it was late
What would Morgan's favorite transformer be? This is REALLY important
>>80113768Instantly on sight every day.>>80114346Cute Cherry full of cherry.
>>80113768I am not ashamed to admit I almost gave my monitor a smooch when I clicked this image.
cookiefags are into this kind of stuff, you know
>>80114476>Kept your beer warm for you>WARMWho the fuck wants warm beer? Stupid dog.
>>80114237for me it's Sekhmet>tired of her usual shitty life being perpetually drunk or perpetually ready to murder everyone and drink their blood>decides to try out this "love thing" her sister keeps yapping about>asks for a suitable candidate from her sister Bastet>Bastet sets her up with the most miserable cunt imaginable, Anon>dinner date is set, slow talk doesn't flow, both get progressively drunker>both Sekhmet and Anon exchange colorful slurs by the end, neither willing to relent, night of hate fuck ensues>anon wakes up with severe case of post nut clarity, the idea of goading and fucking goddess that nearly destroyed the world might not have been the brightest idea>Sekhmet on the other hand delights in anon's dread
>>80114476>small tits>short hair>wearing hat backwardsHell yeah.100% Would.
That new chapter of End of Obligated Service was...woof.
>>80114476I don't like beer and I don't like warm drinks. I would a waifur with a cookie though.
>>80114512she thinks herself a german shepherd
>>80114476I'm sitting here like "this bitch would somehow clench hard enough to shatter the bottle and die or at least fill her pussy with scar tissue"If I want a warm beer in the winter or something, use your tits or thighs, dont put it in your cooch. I'll ignore everything else beyond that singular point
>>80114512strong stouts are nice warm
Recommend me some good or atleast decent hmofa """""games"""""
>>80114733Wildermyth
>>80114733
>>80113485I await with anticipation
I thought we like cookies here.
>>80114768If ES6 has a likable pretty kitty girl you can marry in it I will take back every nasty thing I've ever said about Todd or Bethesda.
>>80114476>>80114566>>80114662>>80114851There is this British company that makes a cookie toy. I have a "Lucy".
>>80114901Nice dick, bitch.
I'm just gonna say it,Having both ain't a dealbreaker for me.
>>80114857We're at a point where we know of two huge fantasy RPGs to be released in the coming years with hmofa potential. We just have to pray that Todd and Swen don't fuck it up, which is much easier said than done.
>waifur keeps stealing the fucking cheese
>>80114936I think hyenas are neat!
>>80114936Both sets of legs?Yeah same. I love taurs.
>>80114936Herm > Futa tbdesu. Still has the cock appeal but you still get that poontang to pound.
>>80114857judging by the Oblivion Demasterwe are not getting anything good, they gave beards to female khajiits(you can't remove them, modders had to break bair physics just to remove them)
>>80114237I always like those stories about the last god of a mythology lingering on. Usually depressing, but the stories are still fun. Like the TOS Episode.
>>80114936It looks kinda weird but it's not a deal breaker. The real abominations are the ones with dick and pussy but no balls
>>80115030nta but that clearly is a cock with a pair of nuts
>>80114998LUPEEE
Spacewhale...your scanner...
>>80115115He's got 3 more days, bro.
>>80114476Hot cookies...
>>80114997>Herm > Futathats the same thing goofballif there's no pussy its just a dickgirl/troonand like >>80115036 said, no balls just looks funny in any case
>>80115115Spacewhale I need more lanky waifurs pls I beg you
is there Hmofa Xmas Carol?
>>80114885Same.
>>80113768I would kiss this Morgan
>>80114990and speaking of whichdid cowanon deliver?
>>80115144>thats the same thing goofballIt's not the same. Back in the day you had herm, where, usually under the balls, and sometimes without them, you still had a pussy. Then troons had to fuck everything up and retconned the existence of herms, so now it only has a dick to force delusional men with tits into more spaces they're not welcome in.That is, of course, ignoring the fact that just about every dickgirl art just slaps a cock on a biological female while troons will never be able to hide the fact they were born with the Y chromosome and wide men shoulders.
>>80115148He's being influenced and that's a great thing
>>80115107What the fuck are these things called again. I laid awake one night trying to member and its bugged me since.
>>80115202Synx
>>801151273 more days until the spam begins again... enjoy it while you can bros
>>80114885I mean, very cool but this didn't address any remote danger I mentioned regarding storing anything glass in highly sensitive orifices that you have the least control overIf you're a male, do you store lightbulbs in your asshole to keep them warm so the christmas lights function properly or something?
>80115107Go back to your containment thread shitposter>>>/trash/hmofe/
>>80115107>>80115237Hot synx
I feel like the people who post Spacewhale do it for the shitpost and bait, cuz I can't honestly fathom anyone liking his furthots unironically.
Water Sache the old school coomerbait
>>80113245>By MrFanMan42>>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)>https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141Sergals need to be in /hmofe/ as well
>>80115309Exactly. It's like the DS Dimmi pics.Fake fans only posting it to get a rise out of the crowd.Only difference is DS saw through the bullshit and called them out on it.
Morgan containment thread when?
>>80115309On a surface level, the designs are ugly, and digging deeper into the characters themselves doesn't make them any more appealing either.
truth nuke thread when?
>>80115371Never :)
What would be the reason for Morgan to prefer the Prime Arcee?
>>80115309Porn's porn. I'll have more hmofa over less.
>>80115371>Morgan has breached containment
>>80113245>>80115355>Sergals>Vipers>Hybrids>Demons>Nightmare waifusFrankly half the OP stories should go away if /hmofe/ is expected to be a standard for everything that isn't generic human girl with an animal mask on.Picrel is barely allowed.
>>80115438>generic human girl with an animal mask onalisa
>>80115438careful, they'll blame taurfags for speaking the trvke
>>80115438
>>80115371at this point there are a few hmofa adjacent threads, but they're so dead it just trickles in here anywayNo real solution I'd guess apart from actual hmofa content drowning it out
>>80115470I feel like people here don't mind taurs all that much, but don't post them either because god knows purityfag will go nuclear about that just like he's seething about SWW right nowI'm not into taurs but I also don't see what the big deal is, I just wish they weren't nudists all the time.
>>80115457>human
Purityfag ruined hmofa...
>>80115309You'd be correct on the shitposting and bait part, but good luck determining who's actually genuine or not.
>>80115537Narratively it becomes confusing. When do you determine when something has a lower half that is four legged vs two? Are people going to have to not only think of their background but do a punnet square to figure shit out? How far back does it go? Easier to stick to two legs and offspring being one or the other species.
>>80115605>Narratively it becomes confusingI don't see how that's confusing. Frankly the child of a human and a taur would just be a regular anthro most likely. Assuming they can even breed.It's the anatomy that's a problem. There's enough space in a taur for two sets of organs ffs.Can a taur girl get pregnant on top and down below?
Taurfags fuck offSWW haters fuck offPost hmofa or fuck off
>It's shit up the thread o'clockI had other things I needed to do anyway
>>80115664you fuck off
>samefagging the taur shit againKYS
>>80115537I personally don't like taurs because their anatomy freaks me out. Do they just have duplicate organs in each torso? Do they have a freakishly long curving ribcage?
>>80115664No
>>80113768imagine the salty snout tang
Man this after party for Morgs birthday is totally uncool and wack!
>>80115646t. anon who doesn't know anything about genetics or people who want to apply real world science to a storyokay, so the great grandfather is a taur on the mother's side. What's the odds of a one-off taur between a human that hasn't been mapped out genealogically and an anthro after a couple generations? How do you just explain that without wasting too many words in a story? You don't and it wastes too much of a reader's time trying to figure it out when you most certainly won't
Post human men on big cat women
>>80115759I love these two dorks so much, bros.
>>80113801I thought she just liked pineapple on pizza? Is there a specific Morgan pizza someone came up with? Or what would be a pizza that included pineapple that would be a little strange or eclectic, but actually pretty good?
>>80115761>Muh realism autismShit like that is so fucking boring you have no idea. It's a fantasy, just have fun with it.
Where is my handholdingEven implied will do
>>80113389>cohabiting with them in society?This. I'd like to inhabit a world full of anthros, aliens, fantastical creatures and so on.
>>80114122Piggy back mode.
>>80115761>You didn't go to Harvard to study genetics to write furry porn like MEEEEEEHoly shit LMAO cope
>>80113801Looks yummy. I think I would butter the pizza crust, then pan fry the pineapple slices on high heat just long enough to brown them and caramelize the sugars on the outside, and then put some slices of Canadian bacon on the crust (is Morgan a vegan?) and sprinkle on some shredded mozzarella cheese and cook the lot at 400 deg for about 15 minutes.
>>80115822CHICKEN JOCKEY
Apologies for entertaining the retardHe already replied to me and I will abstain since he brings no valid arguments. If you write a story, it should be understandable and digestible to the average retard on the internet, but also accessible to the average autist, not his hyper retardationFor what it's worth, I find his shitposts hilarious since punnett squares are shit I learned in high school
>>80114885I cannot justify this purchase or explain the existence of such a toy in any capacity if it is ever discovered during or after my time in this earthly realm. I mean, my hand already gets the job done.
>>80115901https://www.youtube.com/shorts/szy0g7v6GOM>80115932Stay mad autist, post your stories if you're so confident. Except you're not a writer and you're backing out because you don't have an argument of your own.
>>80115245>https://youtu.be/mBcY3W5WgNU
Morgan with Morgpies bodyWould you?
>>80115932So you live your life based off how other people would perceive your sex toy(s) if they found them? Imagine if women operated the same way. Plus its not that hard to keep the stuff hidden.
>>80113364>what the hell are smithereens anyway?
slop master here, need a quick opinion.Neck or no neck?
>>80116054Neck
>>80115932Wait until you get older.
>>80113768dollar store wetchop...
>>80116054Neck for sure
>>80116054Neck. It generally looks better
>>80116016You know those tiny particles of metal that fly off as visible sparks when you're working metal, and then they cool down and become dust that you usually just sweep up? Those are smithereens.
>>80113389romance and racing
>>80116054neitherneck is a bit too long on the left picture, right has a floaty head
I also guess we're not getting requests from that artist the other day since most people have not done the very simple thing that was asked of themI say do it anyways, but monkey paw them as long as you can
>>80116054in-between honestly, needs a neck but not that long
>>80116147Cultural appropriation
>>80115201ggrrrhggghhhHHHHGGGHHH
>>80113389swipe through evil forcesbabymaking sexbuild a farm far away from urban settlements
>birdfu is easy to bribe
>>80115023Yeah I've been looking for stories like that, its such an interesting idea for a character driven story.Also, with how many animalistic gods and goddesses their are in mythologies all over the world, it would be pretty easy to imagine a story about a god from a dead pantheon getting with an anthro goddess from another dead pantheon.
>>80116315that would only work on the seed eating birdfus
>>80116264This picture feels weirdly Frazetta-esque.
>>80116054neck that does this
>>80113876That sounds like something the Ninja Turtles would order.
>>80116359I'm going to toss poisoned rats at her
>She gracefully pranced forwards into the large room to see who had arrived.>She took delicate step after delicate step, her four sets of claws lightly clicking against the tile.>Every quadruped step was filled with grace, at least until she saw Anon. At the sight her best friend she gave a small hop with her four feet thumping against the floor the rear two carrying a heavier thud as she landed.>Her face went from calm and collected to a big toothy grin.>"Well if it isn't my tomboy childhood best friend awootaur!" Said Anon, returning the smile>Oh Anon, her dreamy green champion, how she longed for him to quit saying the word 'friend' when he called her that.>The truth was, all she wanted for his nondescript eyes to linger a moment long and see she's grown into a woman...>Would today be the day she finally confessed her feelings to him?>Faraway past her second back her fluffy wolf tail wagged wolfishly, her four paws lightly taping as she restless stepped in place.>"What's got you so excited?" Anon asked, watching her instincts display her elation.None of this is digestible. It's basically gibberish.I'll just have Anon call her a disgusting feral and break her heart, then he can marry a human woman like God intended.
>>80116337If you wanted to keep it more /hmofa/ the human god could have basically become "mortal" by the start of the story and basically just lives a normal-ish life apart from still having a few divine sparks left.
>>80116380that boing creature is adorable.
>>80116433or Zeus' bastard child #348291992
>>80116370GIWTWM
>>80116156>>80116212like this? which is better of the three?
>>80116385shes an magical demon owl woman, something tells me poison wont have much of an effect
>>80116413>oh no my taur angle failed, I need to recover somehow... you could take a modicum of your misplaced energy and maybe do something useful with it
>>80115201Too true; she's a cutie.As a rule for saving files from that website, only search results on the main Tumblr page will be at their highest possible quality, indicated by the presence of _2048 in the filename when saving. Your second option is to search an exact username, such as @username, click the arrow which says "Go to @username" and then it will overlay their page on your dash while not directing to it. For whatever reason, images saved this way will be at max res, unlike if you directly linked to the page. Tumblr's weird.
>>80116552Bro...
>>80116590>made a throwaway comment on arcades the other day>he drew oneNeat!
>>80116590>tumblrdidn't that website died ages ago when they banned porn?
>>80116616These Claw Game Only Arcades are starting to pop up everywhere now (well 2, but that's still more than 0 there were 2 years ago.)
>>80116370I still can't tell if these are supposed to be anthro tigresses or if they're just regular tigers drawn by a guy who's used to drawing sexy women
>>80116616That's just a standard Japanese game/merch shop, but it's more referring to the characters he was drawing.
Herm waifur who deeply hates faggots and is glad (You) don't associate her with them just because of her biological abnormality.
>>80116640It bled itself out after the great migration to Twitter and eventually had to find a new owner, but it's rediscovered itself as a moderately decent site for networking with other users now that they've loosened the noose on NSFW.>>80116646I only ever knew them for being at supermarkets; two in my area have been there for 20+ years and work just as well as they did when I was a kid.
>>80116648Probably the former, since Frank wasn't against drawing pretty kitties on occasion apparently.
I hope Spacewhale stays banned. The past few threads have been nice without his dickriders.
>>80116535that one is much better
>80116586Touch grass kid, not everything and everyone you don't like is a boogeyman shitposter out to get you.Go play with punnett squares
Can niggers top being witty faggots for once here?
>>80116754Damn, some of them fellers back then really knew how to do it.>>80116810Cute Mal0.
>>80116823To be fair, you have to have a really low IQ to post in /hmofa/
The MOBIAN Lady is the epitome of female submission and femininity.Let's start by looking at her body. Her body is small. Her submissive size makes her presence known without her even needing to point herself out. She is petite, as a result of her high levels of estrogen. This gives her the appearance of health and grace. She is then covered by her fur. This soft fur reminds us of her gentleness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the Chaos Energy of Mobius, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The fur reminds us of our shining, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.The MOBIAN lady's demeanor is one of betaness. She is submissive, graceful, and can be explosively adorable. Her behavior strikes wholesomeness and arousal into the more aggressive, brave races of man( Human Monkeys for example).The summit of expression of her femininity on her body is her belly. The MOBIAN belly is the fuzziest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of femininity, this alone would suffice to make the MOBIAN lady the most feminine of ladies. This smol, fuzzy belly is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of men, being able to more than fill all the reaches of the hands (and penis). Its fuzziness ensures that when it's tickled, the potent Mobian wails of laughter and eventually moaning will immediately enter the ears of the man the MOBIAN female entertains.In total, the MOBIAN lady expresses this femininity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When she fucks, she unleashes the entirety of her lusts and desires upon her partner without any restraint.All this is the reason why the MOBIAN lady is the epitome of femininity.
>>80116413Uniroincally keep going but please post in in /hmofe/ so the purityfag doesn't seethe
>>80116766Enjoy the christmas miracle while you can
>>80115201>>80116590Oh my god
>>80115890Good recipe, but I think Morgan is lactose intolerant or something. Don't know about pork, but it's highly likely she's allergic to that too.
>>80116535the shoulder and neck there doesn't make too much anatomical sense despite the fact she has a big and muscular neck, the front of the neck curves too much backwards lacking the curve expected of a connection to the underside of her jaw but I'm not sure if that could be a species thing or a pose thing but if it's the latter that's not really know it should lookalso the hand gripping the staff isn't bad proportionally speaking if you want to give her big pawclaws but the positioning of all fingers look too uniform and the angle doesn't quite march the alignment of the staffsomething to keep in mind as well with her left arm is how it bends and interacts with the boob because currently the forearm looks curved when really it should go straight and under if supporting both of her saggersyeah I got nothing else right now but hope it helps
Which waifurs would be impressed by my ability to throat sing
why is there always middle-school lunchroom bitchy girl drama every couple days? you people should be posting big wolf ladies
>>80116616this is honestly a great piece and is pretty impressive and insane all things considered.
There is nothing worse than shitposters who shitpost for attention, and Anons who love power-tripping by mini-modding here.
>>80116616I need to practice backgrounds because this is lovely
Nobody replied with dubs, but I kind of want to make that pizza anyways because it'd be awesome. Either way, still making the pineapple "pizza"
>>80116616You know, if he posted stuff like this all the time instead of his shitty ocs he would have less haters.
>>80117084Suddenly he's a good artist right?
Ok
>>80117084Not metafagging past this post, but his OCs are inoffensive, he just draws a metric boatload and focuses on them so frequently as to make the characters a tired subject. I literally think it's a matter of him having too much free time to draw. Not that this is a bad thing if he's making money, mind you, but he should really be attempting to build up profiles elsewhere so he can get some money coming in and really put all the free time and skill towards something meaningful. Being able to spit out five clean drawings like that in a single thread proves he can do it if he applies himself.
>>80113665Morg mission
>>80117253NTA, but I find the design ugly and the lore uglier.I don't think it's worth writing text walls about him, but honestly I think his content and his attitude are a negative impact on this thread.
THEY'RE AT MY FRONT DOOR!!!HELP!
>80116810Since you're dont want to alert me I'll just do the same and give you a non-committal response of "Okay?"Really don't know what you're getting out of this
>>80117343>Buh-ile titan
>>80117253you really gotta hand it to the guy, he's not young and has health issues but complains so little about drawing that it's basically like daydreaming for him. i have a few artist friends who aren't -that- unknown and if you expected them to do traditional sketches that frequently, they'd kill themselvesdude could probably pick up a couple thousand twitter followers just uploading the contents of his notebook
>Ghetto waifur is a rapper
Merry Christmas Eve Eve! I've got a new Songbird chapter! Hopefully it's not too rough from my inconsistent writing schedule, but I hope you enjoy!https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341/
>>80116943Oaky. I could probably come up with something better if I knew what her allergies were.Anaphylactic shock does not make for a good, romantic candle-lit dinner.
>>80117458>if I knew what her allergies were.Most things.
>>80117253>OCs are inoffensiveI disagree, they come of as ocs retooled for hmofa while still carrying tons of negative baggage with them. I wish he'd make new ocs without all the baggage. He's already changed Puppy to be less of a slut, why not just go the whole mile and make a new character?
>>80117253I like some of his art and that's about it. His writing is mediocre and he's a bit of a sperg, but it's all pretty inoffensive and easy to ignore.
>>80117343This is what happens when you don't quell your local Morg populations
>>80117432Krystal and her bf: Missingno.
>>80113768What a cutie
>>80117432unf>>80117454so freaking hype
Ask yourselves this: What would Morgan think of what's been happening here today?
>>80117479I don't mind sluts because they're not for waifuing but for jerking offTo each their own though
>>80117253Tbqh if LF can make a "clean" OC then SpaceWhale definitely can.Though it's also a bit hypocritical because if someone like kekitopu was a regular (I know he sometimes posts here, but not regularly) no one would complain about Bombun fucking human men.
>>80117603would morgan smooch a schween
>>80117603>I always knew the Jews were behind that
>>80117432
>>80117454IT'S UP
>>80117603would morgan maybe touch my hand while we watch christmas with the kranks
What the dog doing
>>80117692facing the wall
>>80116084He's chill with people studying or referencing his work if they're respectful about it.
>>80117737HUH?!
>>80117749
>>80117621>>80117628My issue is less about the slut stuff and more that they fuck anthro men
>>80117432Krystal the wife
>>80117692>>80117737>>80117749The rapist border collie girl NEEDS capital punishment right this instant.
>>80117744I don't respect himchecked
>>80117791So a slut?
>>80117780Anthro Cerberus is the perfect girl(s).
>>80117791whale is just a little too gungho and didn't really get a good feel for the threads at first, but he understands now. too little too late for some stuff but it's whatever, autism is autism and he draws consistently
>>80113389Martial arts and moral philosophy. Very little of it has anything to do with sex. I stay in this general because I like the storytelling.
>>80114998>>80115822>>80116590>>80116616>>80117432>>80117454We're eating so fucking well this week bros
>>80117791That's why I think he should make a new OC that's human exclusive desu.Puppy's cute when she's not in slut mode, but that's just a boon all dog girls have, I have never seen a dog girl I didn't want to headpat.
>>80117896WAGMI bro
>>80117833I think a slut that fucks human men exclusively is better than one who doesn't
waifur aunt who doesn't have any kids and hugs you longer than usual whenever she comes for visits
>>80117744i meant it in an endearing way
>>80113719>I'M A BLOODY BATTERING RAM, THAT'S WHAT I AM!
>>80117860>CerberusDo you prefer Cerberus as three separate waifurs, or one waifur who can control three bodies?
>>80117901Pretty sure he made a new oc for the thread, then immediately abandoned it.I think it was a bird girl too
>>80117968How would an anthro be your aunt
>>80117968You've no idea how much I long for this
>>80118022your dad was into hmofa too
>>80117968She's taller so you have a hard time finding a place to put your face when she hugs
>>80117993This is why Rodents and Human men are made for each-other.
>>80118012i like this guys art, he draws some pretty nice birbs
>>80118022By being your moms sister, duh
>>80118022Dad's brother fucked an anthro, doesn't seem THAT hard to have an anthro aunt.
I made a border collie scientist.
>>80117968Raptor aunt
>>80118092Had a german sheperd run right in front of me yesterday while driving at 3am. probably gave his/her owner this exact look when it went inside.
>>80118062>i'm so glad to see you again anon, auntie's got a present for you!>uh, you did turn 18 this year, right?
>>80118121I don't want an aunt who tries to TF me
>>80118139>eh who cares, we both want this anyway
>>80118139The waifur who defeated Spacewhale...
>>80118121Guy really should just make 2 accounts if he's going to be a TF gooner and ruin his art.
>>80117343>Morgan>buhNot a true morghead.
>>80118121Anon, I don't know how to tell you this... but that used to be a human guy.
>>80118159>>80118188https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud1IkYcHFGk
>>80117873>he understands nowThat's clearly false.>>80117873>autism is autism and he draws consistentlySo if anyone draws constantly and claims they're autistic than racebaiting, cunnybaiting, and constantly replying to every single scrap of criticism (warranted and otherwise) with>YOU'RE A SHITPOSTER YOU'RE A SHITPOSTER YOU'RE A SHITPOSTER YOU'RE A SHITPOSTER YOU'RE A SHITPOSTER Then it's a-okay?Stop ban evading whale.
>>80118180i'd think carol would fit the archetype but she's a bit too direct
Terrible news about the special Morgan pizza(s) I'm not gonna be able to cook either of them because I needed a ride to the grocery store and not only did they say no but they proceeded to almost belittle me for what I was trying to do (I only vaguely described what I was trying to cook) And I can't go there myself because I don't know how to drive because my parents never taught me how to drive and I'm in my fucking 20s and can't drive and never had a job and don't know how to fucking do anything because they never taught me and get in my way every time I try to do something and I just fucking feel so pissed off and miserable. I don't ask for much, why is a ride to the grocery store too much to ask for you bitch. Is this it? Am I finally snapping? This is idiotic to post, I could just click the X right now. But I need to get this out, and I don't have anybody to talk to because I do fucking nothing and can go fucking nowhere and this is embarrassing as shit. I haven't had thoughts like this in a while, but they're back with a vengeance. I wanna fucking kill myself.Sorry for the unhinged faggy rant, here's a nice image. I dreamt of a happy collie girl who almost looked like this once. She asked me out to dinner and was so giddy when I said yes.
That's gonna be a yikes from me, sperg-kun.
>>80118240yeah same really, i hate my chud life
>>80118203Oh, I thought all those people were being hysterical and retarded thinking "Dino DNA" was supposed to imply she was going to TF the viewer or some weird drama reach. I don't really care, sorry.
>>80118241I understand, it would be odd if your reaction was anything else.
>>80117813She was accused of incapacitation enemy soldiers for raping them in her hideout
Delusional.If any other artfag acted like him they'd get crucified.Why are tying 7oomer to a cactus and leaving him under the desert sun, but this guy gets a free pass? What, cause his middle school level art is """consistent?"""Bullshit.
>>80118139>>80118183Roba cannot be trusted with human boys
>>80118240Learn to drive, you won't regret it, if niggers are nearby you can just leave, because with a car you can go anywhere you want.
>>80117896>someone saved and used an image I madeWeird feeling, but thank you
>>80118337(You)
>>80118279She rode him so hard he turned into E.T.
>>80118240Either sort your shit out or fucking kill yourself. Stop blaming your parents for being a worthless parasite.
>>80118387i wish i still had that image of a seething wojak fucking that feral dog porn actress
>>80118290If you're the driver pizza anon then that wasn't directed at you. I didn't learn to drive until I was 20 because I was in a traumatic accident when I was a kid.
>>80118373Wish I could. Don't have a car. Kind of did, but parents sold it, I never even got to drive it once. And they wouldn't let me just drive theirs without one of them teaching me but they never seem to get around to doing that even after all these years and me asking.Funny reference by the way.
>>80118240>cant drive>no job>20ssounds like your parents are intentionally setting you up for failure so you're eternally dependent on them. unironically consider joining the military cause i doubt things are gonna get any better for you
>>80118413Don't you think I've been trying?Either there'll finally come a day where things will work out for once, or I'll finally get my hands on a gun and just do it.>>80118423Oh, yeah that's me. Sorry to hear about that, but glad you can drive now.Note to self, remember to hit update before hitting post.
>>80118337He's drawn a lot of peoples ocs, so they're more hesitant to go after him
>>80118240Just tell them you want to cook pineapple pizzas. Also, learn to drive, it pays for itself over time.
>>80118240That's pretty pathetic bro just walk or take a bus you big pussy.
>>80118240i'd seriously suggest approaching them and asking if you can practice driving up and down the driveway, or around the property if you have a larger area of land. you don't wanna be bumming rides late in lifeoperating cars isn't the hard part anyway; it's the psychos on the road, but they're thankfully one in a thousand on average. if you live in the country then that's probably better
>>80118240Yeah I think its time to start thinking about suicide anon. You're cooked.
>>80118456You know the funniest thing? I don't even think it's intentional. I don't think they realize they're doing it. Doesn't help every time I try to say something they just get pissed off. Well, my mom does, my dad tends to be a bit more understanding. I love 'em but fuck man, this sucks.>unironically consider joining the military cause i doubt things are gonna get any better for youI've been thinking about joining the National Guard.>>80118472I did, didn't work.>>80118492It's a snowstorm outside and the store's a bit away. I really did consider walking though. Buses around here don't run this late at night.>>80118497Oh you've no idea how many times I have asked...>operating cars isn't the hard part anyway; it's the psychos on the road, but they're thankfully one in a thousand on average. if you live in the country then that's probably betterI've heard. And I don't live in the country, but not urban either. Rural northeastern state.
