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>>80122170F>>80122191We can plainly see.
>>80122170Xwitter is a shitty name, call the gay normie site xitter instead, faggot.>>80122190the immediate resort to hostility does indeed prove that this was bait. Fun fact: What you just did is classified as ad hominem, an insult toward's someone's character rather than the argument itself. I like studying different fallacies. I think they're interesting to study.
>>80122385NIGHT FOUR
>>80122385>>80122170Damn it...
>>80122430Interesting that you take that as an attack.
>>80122439Junko you know this gambit's NOT going to end well for you right??????
>>80122439Can you shoot fog? If you're as great as The Lash, baby, anything's possible!>>80122460Man, kids these days... you call this stuff a fight? Please! Those little squeebs the Bear Pit squeezes out every few months can put on a better performance than most of these humps!
>>80122460Well at least it also didn't end will for the Splgblock.F
what is the point of this thread?
>>80122439I've seen enough killer rabbits in my dreams>Too bad I'm not Omori to have a much easier time...>>80122460Odds basedEvens cringe
>>80122439Back! You contraption!>[Adding some frostbite to the machine, hoping it will disable it! To Blaidd's luck, it does!]>>80122460Oi, any of you lot understand what these words mean? Are we judging the methods of execution?
>>80122496LET'S GO JUNKO-CHANLET'S GO JUNKO-CHANLET'S GO JUNKO-CHANOhh what was it Sunny?>>80122500Fuck me...........
>>80122460Racism! Saving the white girl over me!>>80122459Anyone who wouldn't see that as a direct insult to some degree are yesmen or cuckolds. Not mutually exclusive, obviously. In fact, it's probably mutually inclusive.
>>80122497An online game based on Hunger Games where you enter 24 or more pictures with names and it gives you a series of events where everyone dies except one winner>>80122548These are the events
>>80122497>blackedfagNothing to see in this thread. There is no need for you to linger.
>>80122548FEAST IT UPPPPLET'S NOT GO JUNKO-CHAN>>80122562HELL YEAH RACISTS ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
>>80122548>>80122601Heeey, you're supposed to rig it so I don't win. That way it's not rigged~
>>80122601Blaidd bet, yo. Nice shootin'.
>>80122548>[Wolf whistle.]I understand why you invited the she-feline. Alright lad, show me the dish! This young wolf has a rather large appetite!>>80122601Unfortunately, that dish... It is making me crave blood! >[Flash of red in the wolf's eyes. Throwing knives in hand. YEET!]
>>80122601if Junko wins this one even I can't defend you against the rigging allegations>>80122497>>80122595one whiff of black gock and suddenly the blackedfags think we want them in here
>>80122548This is just a microwave steak...>>80122601I guess he didn't like it...>that bullet just had to go through my eye
>>80122601WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET SHARKEDFINAL TWO MAKE YOUR FINAL CALLSWNS
>>80122548>Infernus players deserve terrible Christmases. Simple as.
>>80122651Fine then. Bring it on, fuzzball. I'm making a rug outta you~
>>80122651....Can I at least remove my armour? I'd rather not damage it with these... strange tools...>[White wahmen.... Also, good luck getting it cleaned, when he has no idea how to clean cars.]
>>80122651>>80122643>>80122692>>80122712:O
>>80122651
>>80122651oh my fucking god if junko wins you are going to need to hire a lawyer to beat the rigging allegations>>80122715fuck off
>>80122715It only took 831 games, but here we are~And a new throw rug to boot. Thanks for hosting~
>>80122715Is this a dream? Am I gonna wake up in three minutes?
Oh shit.>jumps on mushroom>eats goombaHere we go!
https://voca.ro/1fSOQlLWuwLy
>>80122715>[So that's why she wants him to clean. Damn harlot.]
>>80122739SEE? It's better when RNG makes it happen! Hah~!
>>80122750Good job, Junko.Thanks for hostin', mokou.Welcome to the riggin' club :3c.>>80122757I appreciate, brogeta. You too, my nigga.
>>80122757Thank you PRINCEjīta. Merry Christmas to you.
>>80122750I was planning a Christmas gift for you in the event it didn't happen in the next couple days, anywayLET'S GO JUNKO-CHAN
>>80122750Gratz Junko! :)Thanks for hostin Mokou! :)
>>80122750How long did it take for Vash to be tortured until he gave you the rigging button? In all seriousness, GG Junko TFH Mokou>>80122757I want to fuck Bulma for christmas>>80122771That is the RNG equivalent of going for a walk in the rain and getting hit by lightning. I'm positive it wasn't rigging because you're good boys who host like good boys but none of the anons are believing that shit.
>>80122800
>>80122784And it took 830 games for it to be my turn! I'm absolutely brimming with despair. This is the best birthday present EVER~!
>>80122750>>80122800Tch...didn't even see her do anything. Oh well, whatever. Thanks, though.
That's cute, they decided to do a couple's rig for Christmas. Anyway, real game when?
>>80122816I'm sure you entered Junko more than 60 times at this point.
>>80122750Thanks for hosting>Eye still hurts
>>80122578Ok gotcha. Just seems kind of boring because every time I open these threads its the same thing. Needs more variety.>>80122595Nah, I'll do as I please.>80122643>one whiff of black gock and suddenly the blackedfags think we want them in hereexactly these threads shouldn't have blacksalso, who is this "we?" are they black like your picture?
>>80122800>>80122813My luck... always leads me to sinister maidens....Many thanks for the match,>[A snarl from the wolf.]Well met, Junko....
>>80122800Well at least I did better than spooky and horsey back there. Yeesh.>Thanks for hostinggg.
>>80122845At least. I've had plenty of alts win, but never my main. So what's the next step in your master plan~?>>80122811This is like getting a .00005 percent drop. It's almost surreal.>>80122843RNG~
>>80122784>80122808>>80122811>80122826>>80122864>80122875>>80122890>80122894>>80122901You're all welcome. THANKS FOR PLAYING!Also it's not your birthday yet Junko-chan~
>>80122901>RNGRigged new game, yes
>>80122901Well I teased at a Christmas gift, didn't I? So stay tuned~
>>80122869I can already tell you're going to a be a problem like Mordred and Bocchi were Mr. Newfag.
>>80122750>>80122800>can't win Despair games>can't win Express gamesno.... congrats to Junko, and thanks for the game Mokou.
>>80122929Don't reply to them
>>80122932Are you implying you don't have like 50 Express Games wins by now? Anyhow THANKS FOR PLAYING!
>>80122910>it's not your birthday yetClose enough~>>80122894>>80122875>>80122826>>80122808>>80122784>>80122932Yes yes, thank you. Fuck yeah~>>80122922Still haven't rigged yourself up some bitches, anon~?
>>80122869>blackedYABBA FUCKING DABBA DOOO!!!! PLEASE STAY!!!
>>80122963No need to get hostile about it.
>Touching moment where two hosts win each others games back to backThe perfect argument for rigging desu
>>80122929You can kindly fuck off.>>80122945Reply to who?>>80122974If you want me to stay you could at least act like it.
>>80122869Ignore Stranny he's the local pedophile and he's a blight in ERP. You may know him as HSKW. He's from trinidad so he has a BBC. You should ask Lenny for an invite to the council we have a big black fella packing a mean mandingo.
>>80122960everytime i don't win i might as well have ZERO EG wins. only my wins count.
>>80123010
>>80122869BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH not reading what a blackedfag has to say. P.S. Sorry that the scent of my black gock lured a blackedfag here, HG. My love for negros is much more tasteful than yours.>>80122901The lottery win of having a permanent orbiter screaming at you. To some that's a loss, to some it's a great win. Make of it what you will.
>>80123027>Dickey's BLACKED mating call
>>80122980The infirmary's that way bud.>>80122994I'll never defend rigging of any kind, but you have to admit it'd be romantic as fuck.
>I'll never defend rigging of any kindhe didn't care when hoshi did it btw
>>80123099You didn't see me defending him there did ya?
>>80123085>I'll never defend rigging of any kind, but you have to admit it'd be romantic as fuckMaybe, but random chance decided it, so it's a million times better.
>black "people"https://youtu.be/2SHqp7qJIEs?si=KjCYu4Qa2-1oMItZ
>>80123056Kill yourself Cyan
>>80122715>>80122750... Seriously...?>>80122800GG everyone... *Reluctantly mutters* thanks Mokou... and "congrats" Junko...
>>80123022Okay I think I will just from that description.>>80123027Him sus.>>80123056How does one even respond to this?
>>80123113With the timing and with the fact that I asked you what you wanted for Christmas, and what you said as an answer.>>80123132THANKS FOR PLAYING
>>80123022>He's from trinidad so he has a BBC.Real shit? How the fuck does he manage to stay here with people shitting on brown and black people every day? Half of the thread wants people like him dead.
>>80123056Please let me sniff it
>>80123155He's a tranny. Half of HG is brown. Most of the people in my council are spics.
>>80123155He's one of those self-hating 4chan niggers
>>80122750I feel hopeful for my odds of a second wind, all of a sudden. Congrats.>>80122757>Thank you, my prince. Merry christmas.>>80122800Thank you kindly, Mokou.
>>80123085>*nudge* *nudge*Rig some games for me and I'll see if I can't squeeze in a win for you and Junko during the valentine's day prom. The goyim will never know.>>80123123If you had a time machine and you could go to any pre-colonized tribe/country what would it be?>>80123126>Hello is this the krusty kat?NO, THIS IS KOSAKU!>>80123141You can't. My argumentation and social skills are similar to that of a cult leader's. Everyone in these threads have made blood offerings to me and soon you will too.>>80123159sniff what?
>>80123155I'm a young aspiring black man and I do just fine.
>>80123199Your BBG.
>>80123199I definitely would have rigged against yours and Bowsette's penises.Also I first assumed she was saving strats for the Winter Ball, but it was actually this.
>>80123199Nice dubs. Here is an offering, take this picture.>>80123218What is a BBG?
>>80123199Oh, Mexico 100%. Aztecs though some Spanish nerd mutherfucker was God, so imagine what they would think if I strolled in that bitch?Heads would roll.
Remember to pledge today.
>>80123270>heads would rolli see what you did there
>>80123218If you're asking to sniff someone's penis, you might as well ask to suck it too. Time to ink your splatzone!>>80123233Even you can't deny that you enjoy my gockposting to some degree, Mokou. It's become a staple of my personality since October ended. Your little sourpuss exterior doesn't fool me!>>80123263That's Callie, not Marina.... I'm playing MARINA, SILLY! Also BBG is short for Big Black Gock. Gock is short for girlcock. Girlcock is short/slang for futanari.
>>80123312Only so that me and Cyan don't agree on something.
>>80123341You fool many people but you can't fool me. I know all and I see through all the veils. You find the gockposting hilarious even if Cyan found it hilarious too. I AM THE AIR I AM THE BIRDI AM THE WATER I AM THE FISHI AM THE DIRT I AM THE WORM. Don't forget that. >>80123270You better bring modern weaponry or you're probably going to be turned into a sacrifice by sunrise. Literally. I'd go somewhere more lowkey but similar like the Mayans or the Incas. Or Pre-Slave trade Africa. Depends on my mood that day.
>>80123421Sorry homie, I was planning to give a proper reply, but I'm tired af and falling asleep as I type. It's time for bedge.Good bed, gang.
>>80123341What~? >>80123421...~
>>80123454The big cheese has departed>>80123460The medium cheese has arrived
>>80123460Did I miss your change of heart?
Wholesome makeup scene inbound
>>80123495I'm honestly confused~>>80123474???~
>>80123460BBG time>>80123505*makeout>>80123474which avatars are a small cheese?
>>80123513Last week Cyan, the fierce wind knocked out my internets and it took me exactly 22 minutes to upload the final slide in the game I was nearly finished hosting. Of course, *that* was accidental. Your thoughts?
>>80123545Anons and filler are small cheese
WRITE SOME EVENTS
>>80123564No, anons and fillers are vegan cheese. They act like cheese but they aren't cheese. We need to amp up the qualifications to be considered a medium cheese and put those who don't meet the criteria in the small cheese category.>>80123589Massive fuckfest orgy event. Releasing tomorrow. Sign up now and show me a picture of your fat cock so I can jerk off to it.
>>80123564Cheesesticks~? Oh my~?>>80123558Is this a Voight Kampff test~? If it broke down it broke down~
>>80123631Who would you say are the big cheeses?
^ this is a trap
>>80123653
>>80123712People who have hosted daily/regularly for an extended period of time, people who have done massive contributions to the community like hosting events that people enjoyed (yes this puts me in the big cheeses despite my attempts to not toot my horn because I don't like looking like I'm jerking myself off in my messages), and being enjoyable to be around to the point where like 90% of the threads nostalgiafag when they leave HG.
>>80123873>Hooks this up to your cock.>Extracts the ink from your balls.
>>80123873GIVE ME NAMES I NEED NAMES TO USE FOR SHITPOSTING
>>80123956>Inks your thingamajiggeris my ink going to be used in splatfestP.S. what the fuck is that thing? Gimme a name.>>80124011I'm a clever boy, your trick didn't work on me!
>>80124109It's a liquid extractor.
>>80124109https://www.oregonproducts.com/en/oil-and-water-extractor%2C-small/p/88-400
Was browsing archives trying to find those AI Mordreds again when I saw this >>80122929 which led me to this >>80122497 ..Assuming that is the real one.. he is not new, he has played HG for many many years and he is from /waifu/https://archived.moe/b/thread/943903006/#q943907406Purple Momoji has been in waifu for a very long time. He has played /b/ HG for just as long but uses different characters there.He is friends with Loona and once annoyed the shit out of roona, saying he doesn't wanna play HG anymore cause he's afraid of me.The guy isn't actually evil, he never rly harms anyone.. he just literally has schizophrenia the way I literally have autism..Now that could be a fake.. but u know.. The real one was driven out of /a/ and /c/ waifu threads too.. he's a walking disaster.
Now I must go shit up some threads and play Tekken. Enjoy your HG.
>>80124118>>80124387There's a non-zero chance someone has sounded their urethra with this or something similar. Also funny.>>80124471>>80124547good seeing you mordred
>>80124652Man fuck.. 3 matches in a row they left after 1 game.. Entertain me...Who are u?
>>80124652Oh u are nigga sanic..
>>80124730Yes
I got mega wasted and updated the Database again..HAAAAAH...Enjoy...If anyone got some cool ideas, gimme.
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