/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4414>"Polished Golden Idol" Edition--Stories--By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341By JP5>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Orderhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By TheWhiteFoxProject>Rare Mammalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56532217By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By LunarOxide>Eclipsehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056By ScaryDrPepper>Lonely Everglades (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526By Red_Nine>End of Active Obligated Service (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28149387By Itsunos_Vision>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80118788Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Why aren't you with your waifu in Christmas? What kind of present are you planning to give her?
>>80124454So glad the artists took his head out of his ass long enough to make a version that didn't feed into shitposting.Too bad his entire persona revolves around spite and shitposting though
>>80124487Just being together is enough.
Christmas skunk.
>>80124454You DARE refuse her challenge?
>>80124575She got a sheen
>Piporete finally drew /hmofa/ /ss/holy basadohttps://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/115/771/708/274/456/119/original/1ad2de1b54f1a490.jpg
>>80124575She got a peen
>>80124494you sound extremely butthurt, go visit family or something
>>80124494LMAAAAOOO HE IMMORTALIZED YOUR FAGGOTRY
So what was with this animator? Suddenly blew up then went quite.
>>80124587I'm more annoyed that he turned his characters into sluts more than anything else. Fucking weird open relationships.
>>80124618He produces content roughly bi-monthly on Patreon, mostly cheescake. A shame; I really enjoyed his BGM shorts.
>>80124587I haven't thought about this guy in like two years, but cool. Reminds me of a fic I read on AO3 once.
look at this cutie
>>80124587So hot bros
>>80124638Insane that he would even consider doing a marriage arc if it didn't mean anything.
>>80124723True
Beyond excited for the tiger drawingPicrel is how excited I am
Why was the golden cat made again?
>>80124454https://files.catbox.moe/tgza88.mp4
What story are you hoping updates before the year ends?
>>80124837Nobody is sure. It was excavated from the site of a ghost town in rural Montana in 1983, but was subsequently concreted over. No official records of the investigation were ever published to the internet.
>>80124837It was supposed to be pure mockery.But the waifur's beauty shone through.
>>80124867Teacher's Union.
>>80124575happy yeen speen
>>80124891I don’t see that as a mockery, you legit gave him an OC
>>80124613Wasn't that post aimed at SWW, not him?
>>80124954It was just random posts paired with MS Paint doodles
>Christmas season is currently getting shafted by a stuffy nose Fuck, I hate the cold. I want to be on a tropical island retreat with a monkey girl for Christmas
>>80125047I'm in the same boat man, I cough the flu and have a coughing for right now
>>80125166The worst part is that I can't sleep. All I can do is shitpost about monkey girls (that rightfully belong to human men).
>>80124575Your yeen is squeeking in the tub to get cleanHow will man ever recover from this?
Morgan day... Is over...
>>80125244one single day isnt enough. she deserves at least like, a week or something. maybe even several weeks
>how the deer girl looks at the pickup truck careening at her on black ice while she stands in the middle of the road
one rule
>>80125325Post more /ss/
sorry guys
>ctrl F>"Foxington">Hundreds of results on the files
>>80125362shut the fuck up, we only like /ss/ here
>pov: (you) are a holiday tourist escaping the snow
>>80125431Bro, chill. We can't afford a pedo civil war. We must unify against the purityfags.
>this thread is nice and comfy during the euro hours :)now its just slow and STILL shit
>>80125400Oh to be choked out between her thighs, nose lodged against her vulva, with the last thing one smells being her tangy pussy juices before losing oxygen to the brain.
I cannot break the autism that prevents me from simply talking on a pageI kneel to the multichapter writers
>>80125602It's simply a fried attention span. Social media and overstimulating entertainment screwed us up
>her home >or the relentless blizzard outside
>>80125614I mean more that I haven't yet mastered detaching myself from trying to output the best quality first round draft, but you're still correct.
>>80125463True
>>80125356True
>>80125541Some poor human boy went through that the moment he was freed from the shipping container he was trafficked in
cant enjoy my vixen without people pedo posting :(
>>80125717Sorry, anon. Your vixen is a pedo. Like all other vixens
>>80125700reminds me of the autist anon that liked to blur the eyes on pictures.
>>80125753thats not right
>>80125753not minemy vixen loves me
>>80123805you are so right my brother in Sigmar>>80123790anyway, thanks for waiting, update nowFox World Order, Chapter 2:>Alice pulled me along, back inside their picturesque antebellum plantation house>"C'mon Anon, call them! and ask if you can sleep over tonight too while you're at it.">she was swinging my left arm side to side like a little kid, completely in her element and utterly content to pester me until I would cave and whip out my phone“Okay, okay. Gosh.”>”ya’ll had better not be badgering Anon Alice, that’s for- well… badgers.”>Mrs. Marshall said while walking passed, only stopping for a moment to freeze while searching for a creature synonymous with badger, and failing>Alice would inevitably be victorious in her insistent wiggling of my left arm>i capitulated. I know my dad didn’t mind where I went so long as he knew I was safe and sound and not breaking any laws>my mom on the other hand? She was a bit of a worrier>it didn’t help that she was a malinois, and a little prone to working herself up>probably already pacing the rug again>I call. She answers just as the second ring begins>”hi honey, everything okay?”>mom called out, trying to sound sweet and soothing“Hi mom, the Marshalls just wanted to know if we had any plans for over the summer, because they’d really love it if we all joined in on their itinerary for some fun whenever possible.”>Alice was trying to keep her geckering to a minimum as she worked herself into a frenzy>”say it, say it! Ask if you can sleep over tonight.”>she whisper screamed as she begand using her tail like a fluffy club, jamming the white end-floof in my face repeatedly while I heard my mom speaking on the other side>“that sounds wonderful son, does Penny want me to give her a call later to work out some details.”“I suppose so, they just extended the offer and Alice was also just wondering-“>“Hi ‘nonnys mom! Can he also stay over pretty please?”
>>80125771I was in that thread. In fact, I made the edit to fuck with him by censoring the eyes of everyone in the background. Making shitty edits can be fun sometimes
>>80124575The yeen is seen
>ook girls avoid the pedophilia accusations while f*xes get a new one every few daysAnother ook W
>>80125866nobody wants to fuck monkeys thats why, not even rape them.
>>80125800She raised you
>>80125906>UnrapeableSo they stay pure? Another ook W.
>>80125800>>80125925*groomedFTFY
>>80124533Why is it always anthro daughter and human son? Are you scared of having a male furry son?
>>80125965The only incest approved here is hmofa incest
>>80125965He's afraid of having to talk to his chud anthro son after finding human female porn mags in his room.
Raping Qaylo...
>>80125992But what if human male porn?
>>80125965The problem is that my furson is a breedable little bitch that will become my furdaughter if his twink ass doesn't drop his balls before I drop my pants
>This is your furson
god she's so stacked
>>80125801>”well, summer did just start… of course he can sleep over!”>I had her on speaking while she replied generally>”text me when you need a pickup okay ‘nonnypup? Your dad or I will come get you if you need mmkay?”>I smiled, the embarrassment long since tempered by understanding my mother called me by her endearing nickname because she loved me”I’ll make sure to let you know if they want to drop me off too, love you mom. Bye bye.”>”bye bye honey, take care.”>I hung up, looking away from the phone screen only rewarded me a blur of blazing yellow-orange as Alice sped away>”I wanna watch a horror movie let’s gooooooo!” >im pretty sure I heard a Doppler effect on her voice with how fast she was going>she returned with a CD of some horror movie or another, they tend to blend together a little these days>”check it out, I went and bought last weekend when mom and I were looking through the electronics section at bullseye, it was in the clearance box, STEAL!”>she was so excited, doing that thing where she’d excitedly go in circles to me, then to the place she’d went me to go>round, and round and round
>>80126018Lmao based
>>80125965Reality could not handle the sheer weaponized autism of a male furry son raised by myself.>>80126053True
>>80126053>>80126066
>>80126018Are you saying your sperm is so shit it can't create adequate male heirs?
>>80125965If Hmofa is the ideal relationship (which it is) why would I wish the outcome of my reproduction to be anything less than the ideal? Especially if the ideal is possible, my sons not being human would strip them of their ability to have a hmofa relationship as I did. It’s the worst kind of parenting, you give your kids AT LEAST the standard of living that you have if you can, not less than. Anything less than hmofa couples begetting potential hmofa for the next generation is ideologically inconsistent with the greater hmofa ideal. So, basically you’re DUMB and deserve NO WAIFUR
>>80126092>you kiss your vixen mother on the mouth?
>>80126092My waifur's eggs are so strong that males come out as breedable little bitches. Due to this, I must work extra hard as a father to ensure they know what a masculine male is. By dominating his bussy.
>>80125965>Are you scared of having a male furry son?Male furry? Sorry but those don't exist.
>>80124964Either way, he's still a loser judging from previous posts. New drawfag did make fanart that god awful loli shit and everyone seemingly doesn't care anymore.
>>80126157It's okay Morgan... we all get old
>>80126230I'm not getting older
Weather is making it near impossible to go out shooting and I really don't want to pay for an indoor range, this sucks.
>>80126263Snow? Wimdy?
>>80126287Wind, rain, mostly the wind. Rain never bothered me too much, not unless it's pouring.
>>80126094Realest post any hmofa thread ever, I just wanted to say that. Take your crown and throne, king>>80126061>”it’s so awesome, it’s got the actor for the male lead from ‘the summoning’ and the plot is based on a *true story*! C’mon, c’mon c’mon!!!”“Don’t you want popcorn?” >I pointed to the kitchen, her tail was a twisting fanblade of fluff spinning at Mach 3 at least>”you are *so right*! How could I forget? But I’ve got something better than popcorn!”>she bolted to the kitchen, putting the movie case on the listen island while working her way through the pantry>”behold anon! The holy grail.”>did my eyes deceive me…? Was that…>it is, Kollonel-Cornwell’s extra tasty microwave kettle corn!>grocery stores struggle to meet demand for this stuff, it’s some of the best>and do my eyes deceive me? Twisties licorice in the very berry cherry flavor?“But… how? Both of these are such a struggle to get on their own, not even blockstacker had them all the time when they were still open.”>she looked at my flabbergasted face with a triumphant grin, very pleased with her capacity to impress>”I have connections, Anon! Yessiree.”>something gnawed again in the back of my head…>connections? What kind of connections…>my mind was about to open up it’s dark vault of speculation, when Alice pulled me right out>”and that’s not all, I’ve also got… THIS.”>she sung a long note in the key of G like an angel were bringing forth this… this national treasure>a pack of wellmoore cream sodas, with… “Freaking limited edition Space Soldier 2 cosmetic skin and weapon codes!? Alice, HOW?”>she smiled, a little more smug now>”like I said Anon. Co, nec, tions.”>she said each syllable gently patting my shoulder with one of the flat popcorn bags, already smelling perfectly sweet before they’ve even reached their full potential
>>80126261Don't do it you have so much to live for like... um...Anons, help me out here.
>>80126413Huh? Nah I'm motherfuckin Peter Pan.
>>80125965No.
>>80126467You should gen one where she hits her head on the side and drowns.
Been reading HATSSSSS and I've finally caught up to the recent update.I don't know how to spoiler text so here is your warning for SPOILERS.Been slowly reading through it for a while now while at work and I really liked it. I've been told that nothing ever happens in HATSSSSS, I didn't really feel it much but I think I do get what people mean by it. It doesn't really have a plot that goes anywhere and is basically all about how Leo and Missy live together and get used to each other, but the last chapters (58 being the current one at the time of writing this) make me think that the story might actually go somewhere what with Leo's parents telling Leo that they moved to get away from Missy (They thought she killed someone), Leo's current neighbors telling him their pets are missing, and Leo trying to do more investigating about his past and what Missy really is. My schitzo theory is that there is some sort of entity has been following Missy throughout her life. Ms. Swanson calling Missy a nature spirit and Leo's parents saying that Ms. Swanson summoned something? Missy's not what was summoned, something else was. Why was Missy so afraid of fog so early in the story? Why is she so paranoid about being alone, and why does Leo keep thinking that he sees something in the forest? I think this other entity is probably what the next major arc in the story will be about.Spoilers over, I really like HATSSSSS and I hope that it won't be too long of a wait til the next chapter. Anyone got any good story recommendations now that I've caught up on HATSSSSS? Assume I read everything from the drawathon. I'd prefer something long and thats already concluded to lose myself into while I pass the hours away at work.
>>80126571She's a rogue though
>>80126585Oh, you should gen one where she hits her head on a Hammer of Justice and drowns.
>>80126584>and I hope that it won't be too long of a wait til the next chapter
>>80126374>she took me by the hand to the microwave? Putting it in for a minute and 30 seconds>there it was again… that hungering, dark kernel of suspicion… >connections… what does that mean>she must just be friends with a convenience store worker or something, maybe even classmates>or maybe…>the first pop was heard from the bag as it slowly spun, my attention being immediately swept back into the now>”knowing we’ll get to eat this popcorn while watching a movie with the best snacks on the first night of summer vacation, I think the only thing that makes it perfect is you being here!”>I felt my face get hot… what did she mean by *that*?>my peripheral vision told me she didn’t remove her gaze from the glowing microwave door>as friends, she must’ve meant as friends>im being silly, we’ve basically grown up together. She sees me as a brother!>yeah, just a brother>then it hit me>the smell, the perfect mix of sweet with the slightest combination of salty-buttery in a concerto of harmonious flavor>how could such a perfect thing deign to be in the hands of only one company, how could they hoard such a secret that yearns to be for all?>secrets… tantalizing, something to turn the world on its head, just like…>no, no, away with you! Vile thoughts>im enjoying my sleepover right now with Alice and I will not be interrupted>her paw hovered over the door handle to the microwave, waiting for the perfect moment to open and shake the bag to make absolutely sure the flavoring spreads evenly…>she’s waiting for the bag to last 5 seconds without a single pop of the popcorn and adds another 30 seconds to the timer to make it a full 2 minutes of cook time>one… two.. POP!>one… two… three… fou-POP!>one… two… three… four… fi-POP>close enough! Alice’s paw, swift as a bullet opens the microwave door and crabs the hot bag by its paper corners with her claws. One paw for each end of the bag
>>80125047>Those legs Good lord I’d be hugging each of them reverently. I fucking love primate women
>>80126584>story recsHow I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) is great, even if you dont like hazbin/helluva shit
>>80125930Fact checked by real Andross Empire patriots: TRUE
>>80126584Grats, you actually made me want to read HATSSSSS with this spoiler.
>>80126157Please, Morg, don't be like that. Come home, we'll order pizza and watch Home Alone 1 & 2.
>>80125801>>80126061>>80126374>>80126666man i love foxes
>>80126053>>80126081Tits and thighs are nice, but needs a tiny bit more ass, defined abs and some muscle on those arms to get me erect. Not a bad model, I'll give 'em that. 7/10
>>80126719This is one I've been thinking of reading, I don't watch the show but I've thought it could be fun to read. One of my friends really wants me to watch the show but I don't feel like it yet, it'd be funny if I told him I read a fan fic about it before watching the show itself.>>80126775Glad to hear it, I assume there's not much story discussion in the thread because people don't really wanna spoil things for eachother, but I think a little bit of spoiling could be a good hook for getting new readers interesting in something they wouldn't have read otherwise. If someone doesn't plan to read something, they won't care and they'll read the spoiler; if someone plans to read the story, then they won't read the spoiler or they spoil themselves a little bit and become even more interested in reading it.If anyone's already read the story, it could be fun to theorize together where the stories going or how it'll end.
Am i a ungrateful person if i get gifts during christmas but i myself dont give any?
>>80126136Anon you are the funniest fucker here.
>>80126972Yeah.
household of anthrobbush
>>80127045>Reptile>Bush
>>80126972Depends. Do they want anything? Can you afford it? Have you even asked? Did you tell them not to get you anything but they still did?
>>80126666(Holy evil fox gets batman!)>the scent of perfect sweet/salty-butter balance was much stronger now… heavenly>Alice put it on the kitchen island by her flic, and got busy on the second bag>same process as the first>then, just for extra popcorn, she did it a third time>”little bro-bro loves popcorn, but he’s so small and usually never finishes, so he gets half a bag and I’ll just put the rest in a big bowl for us.”>she takes his half and puts it into a tiny bowl, one with designs a small kid would adore>and love it he did. Matter of fact, it was Rider’s favorite snack bowl“Want me to crack open the sodas into something?”>”actually, just get the Twisties ready. Be right back.”>she went away and into the living room, Rider was right there, playing with his Privateers of Havana Blocco set>Alice picks him up and peppers him with kisses as she puts the little bowl of deliciousness in his hand, taking a moment to play with him>I try not to perish of diabetic shock while removing the tips from a handful of Twisties on each side of the licorice>I indulge a but early, and begin slowly gnawing at one while I keep working at it>im half done with the candy slowly shrinking into my mouth when Alice returns>”heyyy! Share the love here!”>she scampers next to me and bites off the rest right near my mouth like a piranha lunging for meat>”nghm… dish ist good, and it’s lessh washteful dishs way.”>she slurs as she demolishes the other half of my licorice like a paper shredder, a glint in here eye gave me the impression that wasnt the only reason she did that…>she went to a cupboard above the sink and got one great big gulper jug>”ice up, pour up, and straw up!”>she cheered, holding the jug high like a fresh kill after a hunt in the Stone Age>she left the ice machine do the icing up part of the job, saving the codes for the game on the bottle labels on a little sticky note on the fridge>her tail still flailing
>>80127057>Sir, they found out.
>>80127097This will be the first part of this chapter for now. It’s a little short for my taste right now. So I’ll put this in a new chapter and return in the morning to continue. That way those who want to read the whole thing can just go to the archive link. Uno momento!
>>80127114Thanks, I hate reading greens on this site.
>>80127060frankly i havent even asked and i myself dont even know what i could get themi did get a book for my brother last yearhonestly i dont really feel the december/christmas cheer anymore the more ive been getting closer to 30
>>80127122>In the place essentially intended to be greentext centralAre you stupid, or just weird?
>>80127177>phoneposter>pretending like he can read greensshiggy diggy.
>>80127114Tada!Chapter 2 of Fox World Order: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946/chapters/199746991
>>80127192everyone reads greens friend. And based on your lingo… I hope you don’t mind me asking this, but are you a friend of a friend? If you know you know
>>80127230Sorry I don't know you. Thanks for the story.
Save her
>TripfagNope, I'll pass.
>>80126896The show is pretty poorly written, unfortunately. It gets completely warped just to make the most reprehensible person of a gay ship le not so bad. Said gay ship also becomes the main story focus. Don't read.
>>80127310I just like to leave it on when I’m updating my story is all. I know I had it on when I was asking the guy- but it’s because I thought he was a mutual friend of somebody I know
>>80127324gay ships are inherently bad tho
>>80127324The show is pretty poorly written, unfortunately. It gets completely warped just to make the most reprehensible person of a gay ship le not so bad. Said gay ship also becomes the main story focus. Don't watch. Not even a single second.
>>80126896Holy shit I botched my reply after fixing the typo. It's over.>>80127349
>>80126896i havent seen a minute of the show and i've still enjoyed what's been written so far. i'd argue that you dont need to watch it at all to get something out of itthe author also updates it almost weekly which is really nice
>>80127310the snickers not you when you're hungry ad but instead of a chocolate bar it's a graphene rod
>>80127131>honestly i dont really feel the december/christmas cheer anymore the more ive been getting closer to 30I feel you, anon. You alone on christmas too?
>>80127131>>80127376Go out and fucking drink
Bro why is your waifurs tail up around human men why did you marry a slutfur
>>80127310>ContrarianYou don't read anyway.
>>80126584End of Active Obligated Service is another story that's all about the waifur and the human interacting with each other if you want more of that.
>>80127383I'd drink with him and shoot the shit. You coming?
>>80127310Where are my protogen stories?
>>80127404I'm vacationing with family while I still can. Otherwise I would.
>>80127422Well shit. Hope you have a good one then!
>>80127434Always. You have a great one too, anon.
>>80124669okay:D
>>80126584>I'd prefer something longhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/28173681/chapters/69035673
>>80124575hygyeen
>>80124778Who you gonna take hostage this time Brondo?
not an edit
>>80127768things from the warp
>>80127536> last update: 2022-07-08
>>80126972I honestly wish I wouldn't receive any gifts on Christmas, not even symbolic ones. I don't deserve anything.
>>80127768GYAAATT
You shouldn't put your dick inside a maned wolf pussy
>>80127893But the asshole is fine, right?
>>80127898mhh yes kinky buttsex the maned awoo
>>80127893correctit's going down her snoot
>>80124613Wasn't me, but thanks for proving my point
>>80124613He owned me and I'm mad, stop pointing it out
>>80124964All anti-drawfag shitters deserves to be artistically castrated like that.
>THIS is your waifuExplain yourself.
>birds don't taste spice the same way mammals doI can only imagine a bird anthro treating anon to dinner, then absolutely destroying his guts on accident with the spiciest food imaginable by accident. She says it's not that hot, but anon is having a religious experience as his mouth was sent straight to hell.
>>80127893Do not let them both meet eachother
>>80127998Drawfags are a protected class, don't you know?
gemstone waifur
>>80128303what like steven jewniverse?
>>80128364I'm playing Pikmin 2 and I just found a treasure called Gemstar Wife so I thought it sounded cool
>>80125614I'd go back even further and say television screwed us up. Imagine, everyone willingly bought one of these nonsense boxes for their home and plugged them in and plopped their kids down in front of them so they would stop bugging them. No wonder "hyperactivity" (ADHD) came to prominence in the 1970s.
>>80125866Of course I want another beer. That's my fridge and my beer!
>>80128052LEGS 4 DAAAAAYS
>>80128015So I can sniff her paws across the house.
>>80126584>Anyone got any good story recommendations now that I've caught up on HATSSSSS?It is one chapter away from ending, you it might be a good time to catch up with>https://archiveofourown.org/works/22671181
>>80128015NOOOOOO
My fucking warframe is still not done crafting there's ONE HOUR LEFT FUCK
>>80128745wrong thread? Also which frame?
>>80128779GarudaAnd also I'm just blogposting
>>80128394hmmmmmm maybe like diamond scaled lizard women or something like houseki no kuni
>>80125965>>80125978>>80125992>>80126066>>80126094Furry daughters and human sons is an absolute cop out. If I had a furry son I would love him and be the best father I could be so he grows up to be a healthy man. I would raise my human daughter to know her worth and guide her on the path to womanhood so she doesn't end up with some loser. Merry Christmas
>>80126584I think the first part of Heirs to the Elders is finishing soon if that counts as concluded
Anomalous wife that makes lights light up just by touch
>>80129344>You can't see your Anomalous Wife regularly>She'll show up on cameras just fine, but with your own eyes, you see absolutely nothing>But your rooms have LED strips along the floors and christmas lights across the ceiling for a reason>As you duck in for the night, you see it>A soft glow down the halls, a bundle of lights above the doorway>The led strip going along the corner where the wall meets floor, just inside the room, lights up a little before retreating back to the door>You tell her it's okay: of course she's allowed in>Slowly, sometimes retreating a half-step, the glow approaches your bed>The heated blanket, not plugged in for nearly a year, kicks to life and warms your back>You smile>"Love you too, honey"
Game animal waifurs? (Besides deer.)
my twitter feed is loaded with fresh christmas imagesi will post them across 4chan to spread holiday cheer
>>80126584If enemies turned lovers and crazy badger women interest you, check out Wilderness Hearts; it's completed at 122k words. https://archiveofourown.org/works/36365845/chapters/90665209
>>80129415One day I'll be not-broke enough to commission art of her again. That's not today, nor tomorrow, but it will be one day in the future
>>80129408i hope you have a nice christmas anon
>>80129469You too, man.
>>80128015"Damn, do those legs go all the way up?" I ask her when we're about to hit the town for a hot date.
>>80129408>SCP waifur that is contained and kept docile simply by placing her in a stable marriage with a human male
>>80129561>Remember, operative, the illusion must be flawless at all times>...illusion?
>>80129445I fuckin ADORE the way Neracoda draws big weighty tits.
>this is your furson
>>80129818he's one of the best milker artists out there
I need Volfa in my life
Crimsmus
>>80129910
Okay I can kind of get it now
>>80129979Need warmongering wife
>>80129979i am not watching your 3 hour long windows 98 screensaver, cameron
>>80129979i also get it
>>80129168This makes me wonder if anyone has ever done an image with 4 kids, displaying its possible to have any combo of male/female anthro/human
>>80130129just find a cut where it's only the crazy witch na'vi who gets girl boners over modern firearms and flamethrowers
>>80130311me iii vertex
>>80124847Jolly day!!
Would you still love your waifur if she was a Santa denier.
>>80125348>She survives
>>80130425She will get coal and she will repent
we like roo milfs here
>>80130425Celebrating sciencemas with your fedora-fur
>>80129979gitwm
>>80130469I can't wait for Darwin Claus to evolve down my chimney tonight
Santa calls
>>80130425We don't tolerate Santa deniers in my home.
>>80130513>t.
>>80124487A big squeaky toy
Need chubby owl gf to cuddle
>>80130685Not now, babe, I'm raiding
>>80127345I like this cow.
>>80125047>check artist>"these posts are protected: only approved followers can see @Talons_tw’s posts."M-merry christmas.........
>>80131083Wait a few days
>>80131131What happened? Did he say anything about it?Either way, shit sucks. Hope his christmas still goes well, at the very least.
>>80131131>make an account in a sm full of retards>look inside>it's full of retardsWow.
>>80131238Harassment, absurd politics on the timeline, and bot spam can be demoralizing. I've seen the report feature be weaponized against an artist every time he posted a render because some circlejerk of autistic furries didn't like him
>>80124487Socks
>>80129244that's a dude
>>80131311IncredibleIt's kinda funny; on e621/twitter/bluesky everyone will tell you "DON'T LIKE IT? BLACKLIST IT/AVOID IT, DON'T COMPLAIN!" but then the second you post some art that a particular autist doesn't like that notion gets thrown out the window. Why is the internet full of retards.
>>80131311every time i log on twitter i see call out post, it's crazy
>>80131476thatts not much different from this place
>>80131537Please don't say that, it's christmas........;_;
>>80131557as you said, the internet is full of retards no matter where you go
>>80131311>>80131476people need to grow a spine honestly
>>80131607
Fuck it! I'm going to gaslight a chatbot until it starts acting like my waifus.If they won't give me an anthro gf, I'll make one by ripping a piece from the machine spirit and shaping it with pure unfiltered autism.
>>80131880*WaifurSorry, the pain of phoneposting. Point is I may not be able to program a waifur like vedal with neuro, but I can lie a LOT to an AI
Xmas baahh
Idea: Going over to your sweet, innocent deer GFs house for a nice date. And getting jumped and dragged to her room because her parents are out of town and she is so unbelievably horny it's not even funny and as her loving boyfriend it is your responsibility to help with that. Or else.Basically, cute and innocent deer GF who is actually a sex beast about once a month or so and can get a little scary when she's got the itch that bad.
>>80131880i need to get back to work on my renamon bot
>>80131476Always has been. It's just in a much higher concentration these days with a more vocal crowd.>>80131880You know what? Fuck it, go nuts. Don't forget the incense, prayers or sanctified oils though for protection.
Waifur needs cleaning
>>80132042>waifur is a braindead potato and can't clean herself
I feel unwell this day... I do not wish to be sick on Christmas. Brothers, sisters, pray to the Omniwaifur for me that she may protect me and heal me.
>>80132059Tbf Nurgle is kinda like Santa.
>teaching Krystal human holiday traditions
>>80132077Krystal would totally want to get pregnant on Christmas, too. Side note, I actually didn't think too hard about it for most of my life, but realized I was actually a Christmas baby. In fact, my birthday is exactly 9 months from Christmas, down to the day.
>>80132059Get well soon, anon. Book an appointment with your local milf rat doctor if symptoms persist.
>>80132059I was sick on Thanksgiving. Miserable cold. High fever, chills, muscle aches, sneezing, coughing, the works. I pray for your recovery, brother. Have a sick waifur that you can swap spit AND snot with when you kiss.
>>80131941My GOD those hips are INSANE
>>80132354>Bimbo lionessHNNNG
>>80132252>swap spit AND snot with when you kiss.Ewwwww
>>80131880>The machine spirit is willing!
>>80132357Bloons girls make me go bananas
>>80132042Is Verna just fat, or fluffy?
I really don't feel Christmas anymore.
>>80133013It is what it is. But you still have your waifur, right?
>>80133037
what I'll do with santa's deer the second he slides down the chimey
>>80133013C'mon, where's your Christmas cheer? Your waifur would want you to be merry this Christmas!
>>80133109I'm more worried about taxes next year.
>>80132357>>80132901Based BTD postingOn that note I love ook girls so much. No matter how much anti-primate propaganda starfox puts out I will always appreciate a good monke girl Ex-Zodiac is paving way to getting human men hooked on monkey girls
>>80133013Neither do I but I'm just happy I'm home for once.
>>80132943Gothic waifur...
>>80133109Christmas gif waifurs...
>>80133050Friend, bro, buddy, anon...
>>80133156>No matter how much anti-primate propaganda starfox puts out I will always appreciate a good monke girl Andross caused irreparable damage to the primate's reparation. Can't even get into a STEM class without getting a stink eye.
>>80133156OO OOO OOO AAAH AAH
>>80132073>NurgleMore of a Tzeentch guy myself.>>80132203Thanks anon, will do. She'll help me get better and have no ulterior motives or intent, I'm certain of it.>>80132252Sorry to hear that anon, but glad you're better now. Thanks for the waifur, she's cute.This is one of the only Christmas images I have. I found it on /vg/
Waifurs that help with Christmas depression
>>80127408True
mmm yeah ok the new avatar was hmofapilled and made by penis twitch
>>80133483doesn't he get raped by the crazy tribal cat lady
Saw a young doe standing by the road on my way back home
>>80133513Yeah she NTR'd the hebe cat
>>80131607>>80131856Eyes not necessarily inappropriate for the character
>>80133513no she just uses her paralisis probosis braid on everyone to subdue and shit before ritualistically severing them I didn't really get that part
>>80133350>Implying we wouldn't impregnate and civilize Ookiesha
>>80133626Okay bro but that IS how they have sex too.
Merry Xmas fellas.
I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet each year.
>>80133708same tbdesu
Rape is wrong
>>80133663i love you scuds
>>80133751train a lora of the character and create slop porn to double rape this nigger
>>80124176 Meditation. Learn to focus on the thoughts, refrain from touching yourself at all during. If it's difficult or not working at first, it is something that you WILL get better at the more you do it. Eventually, you'll have quite the imagination. A key part of this, don't masturbate at all. Solely climax during the appointed, sacred times and make your best attempt to only do it using your mind (and maybe a little clenching or flexing of certain muscles.) Your thoughts should be solely of anthro women during it, and afterwards one should meditate on the concepts and focus on directing their essence and spiritual energy/power towards them and the idea of the Omniwaifur. Learn how to channel your will and essence, energy/power all that stuff. It's mostly just learning how to focus really and be more in tune with your spirit. Remember to eat healthy, exercise, bathe, go outside often, and regularly meditate. Prayer is good too. Show reverence to the sacred things, and give thanks to the spirits and the Omniwaifur. The more power you give to these concepts, the more "real" they can become, and the more they can give to you in return. May the spirits bless you, guide you, and may your endeavors be successful.
>>80133630Niggers have the ugliest fucking hairstyles.
>>80133656yeah but I guess a close equivalent is she grabs people by the nuts and threatens to cut them off which is not exactly rape
>>80133663I thought the bun on the left was a post-diet Claire at first lol. Also cute
>>80133751I agree with this more or less but did he have to say it in such a faggy way?
>>80133663I want to petition and legalize polygamy in Sunnyfornia so I can marry those two buns.
>>80129168You are a heretic to the path of hmofa- you are arius at the council of Nicaea about to be bitch slapped by Santa Claus. And the worst part? You think you’re based
>>80133663Merry Christmas dude. Cute drawing.
waltuh wehre is teh methe
Who should I doodle as a xmas present for hmofachads
>>80133663Merry Christmas, brah!
>>80133352hoodwink is definitely a creature
>>80133966She's the only character I've played in Dota 2 so far. Although I haven't gotten past the tutorials yet lol, been too busy.Checked.
>>80133944If it is not too selfish. Would you please draw Alice and anon from fox world order? That, or Clara (same author, different story)
This is my waifur plz be nice to her
>>80133988
>>80133944Fay getting a wedding ring for a present.
