/vrlg/ - Virtual Reality Lewd General #3234"Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate"™Smile before sex Edition>New to VR? Start here or on /vrg/: https://rentry.org/4tzqs>18+ Avatar Resources:https://booth.pm/en/items?tags%5B%5D=VRChat&adult=only (Anime models)https://boothplorer.com/items/adult (Use to find assets related to your base)https://gumroad.com/discover (Use to find tech, furry thread is down the block)https://files.catbox.moe/mvgt8p.zip (Bag o' dicks)>Guide to Avatars utilizing the VCC:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwMz4WcajQ>OpenVR Advanced Settings (contains playspace mover):https://github.com/OpenVR-Advanced-Settings/OpenVR-AdvancedSettings/releaseshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1009850/OVR_Advanced_Settings/>Other resources (downloads at your own risk):https://rentry.org/vrlgextras>Upcoming Events:SexOP template rentry: https://rentry.org/vrlgrentryy/editPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80123080
>>80132223I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS MAN NOW
>>80131964I'd be down
Santa Shinano
>>80132223
>>80127569I have made pretty much nothing new this year but oh well
I need a Sanatia in my life
>>80132351Once a car always a car
dude weed anime lmaoits going to be a good weekend
bruh yall gonna have to call me shane dawson the way imma fuck this cat
>>80132351need to sex u
>>80132384This nigga needs his belly bulged
>>80127569
>>80132375can you watch something that wasn't made for niggers?
>>80132410cutie
>>80132223my wife is so cute...
>>80132351this car is rape shaped and i need him to tease me until I FUCKING CU-
>>80132410cutest shinano
>>80127569Season 3 starting soon it will have cameos.
man i havent erp'd in like a week feels like... i should get on and fuck tonight :3
>>80132452fuck me pls :3
>>80132409>>80132384no no hes pure
>>80132362sit on my lap
>>80132487jones you could watch someone getting a train ran on them and then the next day say they are pure
>>80132351can we frot and makeout and hold hands and cum together
>>80132503Pure of mind not pure of action
>>80132242but why me anon
>>80132441thank you but there are much cuter shinanos than mine
I want to cum. Evens I wear cage and vibe. Odds vibe normally. Dubs, get my ona out
>>80132566cute
>WEED MEETOkay sooo this will probably happen next month. I'm postin' this now to ask: do you guys prefer it on a weekday (probably wednesday) or on a friday? Both times would probably be around 9-10pm EST and go on until who knows when If so, the earliest it'll happen is probably around the 14th/16th although i may be busy so maybe the next weekThe goal is to encourage a bunch of people to come by and have a comfy meet probably with sloppy high flirting and goofiness and almost certainly multiple cuddle puddles. I'll probably scout a cool looking map for itand i've decided i will OBLITERATE the CONSUMERS of the WICKED WINE (not really but if you get loud and rowdy and drinky and scream cheers a lot i'll probably boop you. yes, even (you))also making this announcement early so you fuckers have time to buy weed and a lot of ittl;dr: do you want weed meet on a wednesday or friday next month and give me map suggestions
>>80132593saturday
>>80132612bad post>>80132593friday
>>80132591my autistic retardation has somehow lead to being cuteI'm not sure how this works
>>80132374I drive>>80132389It's possible, just rare>>80132437rape no but I can tease you until you get close and then pretend steamvr is crashing :3>>801325084 things at the same time i'm not sure I can manage
>>80132635i think its endearing to show a lot of interest in stuff, and i like when you go on nerdy rambles
>>80132577Nooooo. Caged girls should never use ona. Stay cute!!!
>>80132635nta but yes, it's genuinely cute
>>80132275Looking forward to it, I see you hopefully soon~
>>80132447wife shaped
>>80132655>>80132675I will continue to sperg rage at fps games
>>80130090We should have sex in all of these avatars
>>80132791i just wish you'd play with me more
>>80132004We are having sex in the future.
>>80132593btw as a note this is a onetime meet not a weekly thing or whateverif you want that ask someone less lazy :)
>>80132593Friday
>>80132825Saturday
Shannon's useless floppy girlcock flopping around while she bounces on it...
>>80132839This but unironically
>>80132839it got taken off remember?
>>80132924this picture right here is why i will never fuck S. of all the trannies to do shit with this is the second worse next to L
I hope everyone has a jolly christmas with lots of yummy food <3
>>80132924That's C not S
nanao has a bad aura. something deeply disturbing
>>80132945so trueee
>>80132964May/june sex
>>80132955Why'd you troon out?
>>80132955this is one of my top five worst christmases next to being almost beaten to death by a group of niggers and molested by my uncle on christmas eve
>>80132822wow!
>>80132990It's legal to kill niggers anon.
>>80132964ive been wanting to do stuff with you again but you always are in a conversation with someone and id feel bad pulling you away
>>80133012Just start talking to me, I wont bite
>look at gay porn>nothingburger>another man says he wants me>hard instantly
>>80133012bruh just flirt for a bit and get them interested, then find a time when their conversation wraps up. If you get them wanting then you can get them whenever. When I want someone I'd take them whenever.
>>80133064Was it a man in a female avatar?
>>80132825>weed hosts hosting once a yearhell ya lets go
>>80132987Because I love trannies anon>>80132990This reads like a shitpost but if you're actually serious, please carry a gun so you don't have niggers or your uncle jumping you
>>80133079No, actually.
So /vrlg/, have you been a good girl (male) this year? If so what would you like for Christmas?
>>80133117Oh hot damn you're cooked. Gay porn is pretty meh actually.
>>80133125I want to go home. Visiting family is my most dreaded event of the year. They like it but it SUCKS for me.
>>80133125No I've been evil all year.
>>80133116Unfortunate, you used to be cool.
>>80133155That is so true anon, I really did fall off!
>>80133125i would like a career that will make me happy and hopefully next year i get that
>>80133128I'm just worried that if and when the time comes i can look over the 3d aspect, because otherwise idk what to do
>>80133137I feel that
>>80133190If you reallylike them you can get over it. But honestly it's REALLY hard to tell the difference between general "this feels wrong" kind of anxiety and nerves from interacting with another person and the "this feels wrong" from faggotry. My advice is to just force it and if you hate it at least you found out.
>>80133176wish I could offer my friends a reccomendation at my workplace but I don't know any well enough for that
>>80133125An irl relationship to get out of this prison gay status
>>80133125Santa, for Christmas this year I would like insomnia with none of the drawbacks so I can see all of my friends more often
Big things happening in /trash/ this Christmas
>>80133260You can do this now and then with enough caffeine and willpower. I recommend new years. There's a few lunatics that do the whole 24 hours. Some make it to 36
>>80133125it would be really nice to be able to like myself.
>>80133271YEAH MY DICK
>>80133092maybe once every few months when i feel like it
>>80133277I'm well aware, but you can't do it often and regularly if you want no health issues in the next 10 years
Why dont you just fucking die?
>>80133303well yeah but you can't ask santa for the impossible. Just pick and choose your nights.
>>80133320HE FLIES AROUND THE WORLD AT IMPOSSIBLE SPEEDS AND DELIVERS GIFTS TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD YES I CAN ASK FOR SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE
>>80133316that's not very jolly
>>80133316https://youtu.be/_XR6dsy7ATE?si=tE-beUecjYDPpGMx
>>80133331It might have something to do with the fact that Saint Nicholas is supposed to be the spirit of a bishop from 200AD who comes down to earth to sow generosity and not an old man riding around at the speed of light
>>80133574I like how his remains have been leaking a watery oily fluid for 1,700 years and neither the church nor the science community have any clue why
>>8013370312 stages of rape
>>80133703Orange ice cream
>>80133703I miss the dark eyeliner on your new one
>>80133316
>>80127569Now do this but with pictures of your friends instead
>>80133781looking good dinky
>>80133775Maybe i'll try it, we'll see
>>80133781cute dog.
>>80134014>friends>s>friend
>>80133125I want a new close friendship. I miss him so much but I had to move on.
>>80134031wruff!
>>80133781Are these suppose to be by month
>>80134145yea
>>80133781i wish brandofm wasnt a retard and actually got rid of you
>>80133781I wish you were spittin on this dick
>>80134045Jay? he was on last night
>>80133781I miss your January avatar
>>80134214he's on rn
>>80133781I'm mating pressing you next time we fuck
i have a theory that the actual sexpests will throw around the term to anyone who has sex a lot so they can justify their own behavior
>>80132447I really wanna your chiffon
>>80134292That's how it is with everyone. Cheaters call other people cheaters. Chasers call other people chasers. Simps call other people simps. Randos call other people randos. It's just a defense mechanism
>>80127569funposting
>>80134301Dragon sex please
very merry to all my frens
>>80134526It'd be a merrier christmas if you were rolling your tongue around the head of my dick right now
>>80134301you should post more pics or 3 and feet
>>80127569Video Games
>>80134734i'd like to crack 07 please
>>80127569I made at minimum one new model a month that wasn't an outfit swap, which I'm happy with and towards the end of the year I started a learning a little bit of blender, but still not enough to do my work in it properly
ty for all the (you)'s anon's it's a christmas miracle
>>80134792*smoochsmoochsmoochsmooch*
>>801343015 is so fucking hot Please please please. with rizz.
>>80134301I need my frog witch wife
I uhh. Was trying to get conditioner out of an nearly empty bottle so I opened it and shook the bottle. conditioner got all over me and then I got insanely horny because It looked like cum. Ive never bottomed before and have barely lewded...Am I fucked I think I'm fucked
>>80134792my wife is so cute....
>>80134965if you've been using conditioner, you're already fucked
Managed to endure a full 5 hours together with my family
>>80134965you should get liquid silk lube, it also looks like cum. Makes jerking off so much better
Merry Christmas! xoxo
>>80135137Why not just use your own cum? If you goon for long enough you can release most of your load without orgasming
>>80135181jerking off with your own cum is hot but it doesn't stay sticky for long
>>80135169You needa be spitroasted
>>80135263I am NOT a Christmas roast!!!
>>80134300My zero sex appeal chiffon...
>>80135301aren't you free use
>>80135301Not yet.
>>80135328Not really no and besides, you don't do that to food
>>80135301perhaps we could settle on spit play if roast is not good
>>80135317I'm cutesexual...
>>80134399jesse pinkman's gf
>>80127569Majority of photos i have aren't scaled properly for the format. So went with what fit best for each month
>>80133125Honestly my year has been good enough compared to prior years that I can't really ask for much more.
>>80134792when are you putting a spade on your model?
>>80127569reposting!
>>80135587sexo models
>>80135741Sex soon.
>>80135741You don't need to repost you attention whore
>>80134965What 0 pussy does to a mf
>>80135587I like it when you give me headpats just saying.
>>80133125More friends. :3
>>80135981I LOVE YOU
>>80133125Just one more cuddle and sleep session with my vrfu that doesn't like me anymore...
>>80135695would it mean that much to you anon?
>>80134965>never bottomedyou should give it a shot, you've just posted a flawless bottom hornypost after all. people who enjoy being in charge love it when they get their hands on someone as easily excited as you are
>>80133125I need answers, Santa. I need strength. I am confused.
>>80135921I hear this often from multiple people.
>>80135860i get a free repost since i posted after bump limit those are the rules>>80135799maybe!
>>80135741 You need to go back, faggot
>>80136253whore
>>80136128yes
>>80132593Friday. Also only do this if you will actually aren’t pussy enough to kick the vibe killers. If you want someone to take the heat for it I’d be a willing sacrifice, I’d kick every cringe alcoholic in sight
>>80135040Fellas? Is it gay to take care of your hair?
>>80136432absolutely. i think cocks are incredibly aesthetic, i think vaginas are kinda eww, and i take care of my hair
>>80136432Yes.
It's seriously insane being home for Christmas and realizing how much it sucks to talk to people about topics you're not familiar with without any alcohol at all. It boggles my mind that non alcoholics even exist. How do you live like that?
>>80136576Even worse when you have enough alcohol to last you weeks but you're too bored and depressed to play anything and nobody really wants to spend time with you
>>80132447>>80132351post deleted gib template
>>80136371i assume good faith from people to not show up to a meet that is explicitly "hey dont be drunk" and i love my friends and all but nobody is gonna be an exception to thatlike i cant literally police if you are drinking irl or not but that doesnt really matter either, just dont be loud and lame and call for cheers and whatnot, i have zero issue with kicking anyone who does that, that said i really doubt it will be an issue lol, i cant imagine people are really going to go to the meet that explicitly asks for people not to be drunk and then get drunkinv only since i dont like inv+ toowe'll prolly do it friday also
>>80136576They developed social skills through effort without relying on a crutch of substance abuse people here think is quirky
fucking twitterfags is great because if you ever want to jerk off to them again but don't want to bother them there's a catalogue of gravure shots online for you ready to go
>>80136666
>>80136638I wish I could find a way to sus out anons who post shit like this when I go to instances. I would really love to have someone I could just spend time with and be comfortable not saying anything to for long periods but still have good conversations with.
>>80136672need sex with flat angels
>>80136672Ok well I hope you actually stick to it then. Maybe a map with private rooms, I don’t care for public stuff but I’m probably a minority. Just a thought, but it’s your meet.
>>80136918its a onetime thing and i will absolutely use a map with private rooms
IMAGINE not listening to r/a/dio right now. COULD NOT BE ME.
>>80136993Cool I’ll be there (:
>>80136432No
I got bored
>>80137094Looking good cakey
>>80136988Please do this but quote retweet him
>>80136988post automation thing
>>80137094>bodyhairSis you need to shave
>>80137177>tfw cunny avatar but 3 times as hairy as that guygap moe innit
>>80135741
>>80137241Being a fat hairy slob isn’t gap moe, no.
>>80135398he's literally me
>>80137269hey I'm not fat
>>80136347>:c
>>80137094fuck off tourist
thank you anon for making my christmas eve fantastic
>>80137261holy shit yuru
i want someone to suck my dick irl, so bad lmao
>>80137322>weren'twasn't
I want to suck someone's dick irl, so bad lmao
>>80137347Subjunctive and past tense conjugations are different in this case.
>>80137102cakey is too fat to look like this
>>80137261lookin' good yuru!!!!
>>80135741need yuru to proteus in 03 again and give paizuri
>>80134045welcome back nyagger
>>80127569(O-O)
>>80137261I'd rape August yuru
>>80137544Did you actually troon out?
>>80137544CUTE CUTE CUTEI want to suck you off~
>>80137544werent you in the blackedcord leaks?
Christmas Eve Swinger Party Tonight at around 11est
>>80132384Don't touch the icecream wife
>>80137094oh yeah you started working out again
>>80136705ty that was a lot of work
>>80137322Throat goat wife forced blowjob...
>>80137810you are so BUILT
>>80137848ty anon
>>80137810should have used the photoshop template that was provided in the last thread
the thread is going to DIE
>>80138702need this knot to stretch my cunny
>>80138702DOG!
:)
>>80138878i never got to meet you >:(
>>80139058maybe someday
>>80139091yah maybe
>>80138702Live thread, live.
>>80139134i think you should stop putting your hands on people you fuck like that since it looks weird in the end and you have to clearly force motions that don't look goodjust have them off to the side or hold them still instead of trying to follow the other person's movement
>>80139165Yeah. It's really annoying cause it feels awkward not having the hands in frame since they're usually so important for a scene's mood.
>>80139245it's porn, the focus is the penetration not the scene, i think you should focus more on the other person than what you're doingfor example that video would have been even better if you could see more of their breasts or if their ass was higher in the air and her legs spread
>>80139134bless
>>80137667This better be real
>>80139275Naruhodo. To be fair that's why most porn doesn't do it for me, it's not my default focus but I'll have to try a few more in that light to see how they go.
>>80139352i need your cocksigned, a fox
Knot lovers and pedos are the same circle in a venn diagram
Hello my frens! I do not take my selfies!
Sex with boys
Good night cuties and merry Christmas
ay its christmas whos gonna jerk my shit
>>80139838you are.
>>80139838show yourself some love this christmas :)
>>80140213
>makes coot outfit because im curious how it looks on me~ :3>vrchat fucking DIESdamn
>>80140213>>80140379Stop targeting me.
>>80140429God I need to give you a smooch for christmas
>>80140429when it comes back im raping you
So is there a christmas sex instance yet?If not, express interest NOW, I will make it.
>>80133703I want to take out the australian out of you
vrchat is/was down and I had nothing else to do because nothing is happening christmas-wise for me until tomorrow
>>80140815the servers are fucked right now so i dont think there will be one anytime soon
>>80140995oh...guess I'll keep drinking and listening to r/a/dio. Tell me when the situation improves! Im drunk and horny! HORNY FOR CUNNY
>>80127569stupid hoe
>>80140815only if it's herehttps://vrchat.com/home/world/wrld_c1824301-1b7a-4a6d-ae69-de48c1bae974/info
>>80140815>>80141019I like this cat. he's a bit of a faggot, but I can't be mad at that model.
>>80139245NTA but I know making topping content is hard especially the hands, props for actually trying. Honestly might prefer desync over broken wrist dropped controllers myself
>>80141098sure why notsex, japan
>tfw very anti "gay culture" >still am to anybody who willingly uses flags >gay now with a boyfriend >a very political cousin is now acting incredibly smug all day about it >she completely doesnt understand why I'm not interested in flag stuff >keeps telling me about the pride parades and drag groups she goes to >"well you dont sound like a gay man, you should do some voice training" >"so which one are you, I thought one of you would be, smaller and cuter" Wtf is this nonsense, I'm just wanting to be here for my mother and father.
>>80141217tfw love sucking cock but hate flamboyant faggots who make flagshit their personality
>>80140815KYS nigger
>>80141019KYS Nigger
>>80141046raping you next weekend, gimme that gock
>>80141322I beg your finest pardon?
>>80141046my favorite tranny
>>80141046You sound like XQC, but I still think you're cool <3
>>80141493clearly you have yet to hear me do the six consoles rent while plastered, I can sound exactly like him in the worst ways possible
>>80141390:3meow
>>80141533mrow :3
>>80141436I hate Trannies
>>80141573>self loathing trannypottery
>>80141573i just cant stop blowing trannies!
>>80140429what map
>>80140604>>80140738eek! O_O >>80141643Cafe&Club CYBERIAhttps://vrchat.com/home/launch?worldId=wrld_950a1c35-8d2e-4c44-8fa4-239b989ac4c6
>>80137094post cock
