General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.Fine, I'll do it myself edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Thread put to bed soon:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80016060
Put Christmas ornaments on random Affini as you pass them on the street
>tfw you've written yourself into a corner >tfw the only for things to go that makes sense is the only way you don't want them to goOops...
>>80132685The obvious solution is to flee civilization and live alone in the wilderness. If the Affini question you, you're just getting fresh air and exercise.
>>80132800I'm sure that would lead only to eternal happiness and not a wellness check and/or half the forest being replaced by affini :3
Florets at the park "fighting" while you sit on a bench and watch while eating your lunch
>>80133401The only floret fights I ever see at the park are either dominance mounting or beyblades. Sometimes both at the same time.
affini deeply concerned that she's never seen you playing in the months you've been her neighbor
>>80132522>nnnhhhgggg petal I've deprived of nutrients...>you need to feed me...>you have to give me some blood...You'd give her some right?
>>80133681Uhmmm... how much blood does she need? I don't want the poor affini to be hungry... :<
>>80133681I almost gave one of those weird vampireffini some blood, but they absolutely refused to not refer to it as "floret blood," even though I'm not a floret, so I ended up turning them down.
>>80133621might that be because theres walls in the way, hmmm? I play almost all day, actualy B)Having been a neet in the compact is great for indies in the compact, because - a little side of extreme scaricity trauma aside - we already know how to exist without purpose and do fuck all all day
Anons, is it weird if your affini roommate stares at you while you're doing everyday tasks? It could be reading, watching TV, playing board games, doing the laundry, brushing my teeth, whatever. She gets super intensely focused and stares at me, it's kinda awkward. Plus, with how strong her biorhythms are, I end up sitting in her lap getting pet half the time instead of finishing my activity >.<
>>80134403in that case, all it'll take to assauge her worry is let her come in and watch you play once or twice!
>>80134528YOU are a FLORET, GAYASS
>>80135116>no collar>no implantI mean, I guess it's *technically* possible to simply have memories of being a floret removed, but it sure as heck doesn't seem likely; she also doesn't try to reign in any of my behavior, and she doesn't *seem* to have trained me to do/react to anything.I find it much more likely that I'm not a floret, given the facts.
>>80134528you should finish brushing your teeth, at least...
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>>80135498I would if she'd stop distracting me ;-;. I usually manage to finish that later on...Maybe she's doing it on purpose so she can slowly claim responsibilities from me?
fucking OOC side notehow the fuck does the new captcha workspecificaly the one with the squares that got the dots in em? I can tell shapes and numbers apart just fine but that one i've got no idea what the connection between the two "right" ones and the "wrong" one is supposed to beim litteraly guessing, with like a 50% success ratei feel like a genuine retard
>>80135584You're supposed to choose the one with the most squares without dots in them.
>>80135584>silly terran floret can't solve new puzzle!!
>>80136294>The Compact overnet doesn't need captcha style security>The Terran portion of it still has captchas everywhere, because the Affini think that we just put fun little puzzles everywhere online to have quick little play breaks
would it be a viable strategy to, when cornered, claim that a random affini on the street next to you is actually your owner and that you were just playing around?how good are the odds that they let you go to scurry to them and you run the other direction
>>80137210you would have very good odds of being immediately domesticated by that affini
>>80137280Facts. Would not be the first time I've read a story about pretending to be a floret only for that affini to gaslight you into believing it's true.
>>80137280>>80137519oookay new plancan you get multiple affini to be deadlocked regarding your floretship and who owns youthink of it like a traffic jam! except the cars are affini and im walking through the middle of it because there's no way they're clearing it up or crushing mebeing a floret means you have that implant so nevermind but it sounds like a cool idea doesnt it
>>80137574you could try, but one of them would eventually win approval from the bureaucracy
stupid viral prank where seedy indies go up to random affinis and look up at them with the most pathetic puppy dog eyes, begging for domestication. Nobody has ever survived unfloreted, but its really popular.
>>80133788That’s very sweet of you petal. Just enough to make you a little dizzy, I promise :::)>>80133847that’s understandable, all blood an affini drinks is floret blood sooner or later…
>>80137574What usually ends up happening there is that the affini work out a deal where they all get you at the same time. Obviously, you aren't going to be getting 100% attention of all of them all the time, but you can expect an effective (N)^(0.5) times the usually amount of doting, training, drugging etc where N is the number of affini who are sharing you.>>80137962Well, hang on, I don't wanna do it if it's gonna make me a floret.
