/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadSpending Time With The Family EditionPrevious: >>80132158
Holiday thread! Be sure to enjoy yourselves, cute dorks! Oh, and let's write! Writing right now! Tell me what's on your mind for writing!
xth for ___!
Sister sex? Younger sister sex? Older sister sex? Mother sex? Aunt sex?
>>80137860You sister putting you in a cock cage while she fucks her boyfriend.
Fun fact russians usually don't celebrate christmas, abd if they do they are doing it on 7th January. But as mentioned earlier, most likely not. In the Soviet Union, Christmas was replaced by New Year's Eve in order to turn Soviet citizens into atheists. And while other countries of the former Soviet Union have already begun celebrating Christmas in the same way as in the West, in Russia it is still not a very big holiday.
>>80138038Is it still okay to wish you Merry Christmas Revy?
>>80138023Needs to be colonized pronto. Knocked up with many children.
>>80138083I'm not Revy though
>>80138134Oops. Sorry anon. The picture choice threw me off, merry Christmas.
>>80137877Her black boyfriend
>>80138083>>80138149I think that's Revy's partner who's really into Soviet and Post Soviet Russian culture because of Balalaika.
>>80138083Milky you can't be this autistic. If you think someone is avoiding you or isn't cool with you anymore why would you ask them something like this in front of the entire thread?
>>80138038It’s because, while Russia uses the Gregorian Calendar, the Russian Orthodox Church liturgical calendar is based around the Julian Calendar which is off by about two weeks. Though that’s also roughly the time when some traditions celebrate Twelfth Night and the arrival of the Wise Men which is seen as the end of Christmas Season.
>>80138234He wants another reason to crashout and throw Revy to the shitposters
>>80138234In reference to the factiod, autist shitposter-kun
>>80138234No. He's way worse. I will not be surprised if he skins people for making dresses out of them in real life.
>>80138234>>80138262>>80138339Knock it off on Christmas. Or at least post once.
>>80137851
What are you having for christmas dinner?
>>80138502Urdadlol
>>80138502White rice with lentils, potato salad, cannelloni, chicken marsala, meat pie, corn bread. In-laws brought tamales and empanadas.Also urmomlol
>>80138502My family believes in Christmas lunch. We are having pork crown.
>>80138502Chicken, rice, Caesar salad, and carrot cake.There are more food items, but that is what I will be having.
>>80138502Chinese Ramen with chicken and rice.
>>80138502Lotta Tamales from the relatives
>>80138620No wonder your ass is massive.
>>80138703Always knew you're brown.
>>80138502Barbecue on Christmas Eve is a family tradition. Crab legs and ham paninis for Christmas Dinner.
>>80138733Everyone in America is a mutt anon.
>>80138731It has to go somewhere...
>>80138620>Takes notes of what to prepare after we annihilate the bed.
>>80138765KEKLMAO
>>80138799Spoiled, Asuna, you're literally third worlders. Shut the fuck up for Christmas.
>>80138557>Tamales and Empanadas.Mexican-Italian wulf...>Pet.How are you tonight?>>80138703Tamales....
>>80138839Didn't tamales make you miss a session with Zeta?
>>80138765Respectfully, I have blue eyes and light brown hair. Don't project you being brown into the whole country, that's a cope only yuros use.
>>80138502Chinese takeout, senbei crackers, anko daifuku, and pegnogg.
>>80138882So you are back.
>>80138502Urmomlol
>>80138829Not your boogeyman. What does your post have to do with the fact Milky is a confirmed brownoid latinx who harassed a white zoomer girl for lactation play?
>>80138872>blue eyes and light brown hair.Pic with timestamp Asuna you filthy Jeet
>>80138882When are you next free?
>>80138901>Dox yourself for a 4chan schizoI'm good lol.
>>80138872>>80138899>70 secondsThat's enough screentime
>>80138864I... don't remember that.There was one session I missed with someone else but that's because a truck knocked out a power cable down the street.
>>80138899>girlYou mean a tranny?
>>80138839Hmmm. Who knows~ I'll say those Empanadas are dangerously delicious.>NibbleTonight I'm pretty good. Had a good time with the famiglia. How're you? Hopefully working on a holiday wasn't too bad.
>>80138502Christmas ham with the family, mashed, some pie, corn, maybe some mac, some rolls, probably cranberry sauce since it's usally on sale. Maybe this or that too.
>>80138767>Swiftly smacks your right cheek.Don't overdo it, one cheek alone is bigger than my head.
>>80138935Cope.
>>80138882Post my hagwife real quick.>>80138940Officially, I stopped working 50 mins ago. >Nibbles back.Apologies if I wasn't around earlier, there was a lot of stuff to do but now I'm free.>Xmas Reimu.This is why she's the best~
>>80138899>Not your boogeyman.Spoiled's slogan by now lol
>>80138886Maybe? Kinda. I redid my schedule so now I have free time in the evenings again after the holidays.>>80138920No promises!>>80138981Sick perv...
>>80138986Reminder that the poll screenshot you autists bring up all the time actually disproved the "Spoiled is everyone who makes fun of MilkGOD" theory, btw
>>80138981Well then. Welcome to the merriment and jolly times! Let's celebrate with some good drinks.>Christmas Raymoo is the bestOf course. She is a dutiful Miko who spreads joy during holidays.
>>80138969Sounds like you’re two steps ahead pal.
>>80139041I'll let you masturbate to my sessions next time I'm drowning in biofem RP, don't worry little shitter.
It's Christmas, stop wasting your time in this shithole. Please, go outside.
>>80139062Tranny orbiters are just as bad as milky. You both need the rope.
>>80139118It's 1am I am NOT going outside
>>80139128Please refer to >>80138969
>>80139132Dude, give it up. You didn’t find the one actual biofem. It’s a tranny dude. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can be on the road to recovery.
merry Christmas everyone!!! yippie!!!
>>80139167>See this cope with the corner of my eye.>Instantly hide it.Nice try
>>80137851Cute.
>>80139196You hid it with that tranny’s penis over your face, right?
Remember when in World War I, soldiers on both sides stopped fighting and had a truce?Yeah.
>>80139263I haven't shitposted once today. I wish my brother's could've done the same.>t. shitposter
>>80138872>blue eyes>BROWN hair>leaves out skin color>"I'm not a mutt"Lmao, you'd go in the oven too retard
>>80137767Shark for the shark!
>>80139019Hey remember when you got banned and 95% of the shitposts vanished?
>>80139277Sure thing Shitsuna.
>>80139029Sounds like a plan! I could use some hot chocolate...Or perhaps Reimu would like some Chinese wine? It's warm and nice and perfect for this weather! I'm still down for that if you are~>She is a dutiful Miko who spreads joy during holidays.As expected of the Red-White... which coincidentally are Christmas colors.Have this little pic I made of some unknown mom, a mysterious dad, and their beloved daughter during Christmas.>>80139000Why sick perv? I'm just gonna paint her insides white like I paint the map in Paradox games.
>>80139277>places rifle down and steps out of trenchStille Nacht, Heilege nacht...Alles schleft, einsam wacht...
>>80138772If you are trying to seduce me, you've succeeded. Alas, the holidays call! We will have to leave the bed breaking for another time. All the strain, aches, and filling that that entails~>>80138957>The Gear's backside wobbled for several long seconds.Careful, now. I may just have to pin you underneath it sometime.Merry Christmas, everyone! Tell your loved ones you love them.
Watching Shitsuna call another shitposter brown is hilarious
Testament's attention he gets seems forced
>>80139370Homeless man calling another homeless man a broke-ass nigga
>>80139461are you on the left or right
Filipinx manlet "white" savior (Blue Archive player) vs Amerimutt save the west brownie (Nick Fuentes fan)Who wins?
>>80139511Me! >Asian-Hispanic happa.
>>80139349You can't threaten me!Merry Christmas.
>>80139523Hmm... Happas... Sexo....
It's tradition. Watch this now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuKft9LpL_0
>>80139571Stay away from me!
>>80139507The right.
Merry ChristmasHoping everyone has a much better Christmas Day than I currently am
>>80139625What went wrong with your christmas anon?
>>80139320Hot cocoa sounds delightful. Maybe with some marshmallows.Though speaking of marshmallows...Maybe some Chinese wine would really warm the chest during this cold weather.If you're up for it, so am I!>Christmas Colors Reimu and Christmas pictureIncredibly cute!
>>80139656My dad died earlier this year, just not the same without him
When Testament posts his discord I'll make sure he leaves the threads.
>the threadsDo third wolders not celebrate Christmas or something? Spoiled and Poverty Asuna are having a field day today.
Who do (you) want to kiss under the mistletoe?
>>80139673I feel that. Tomorrow I’m drinking to my own. I’ll be sure to have a shot in your pops’ honor anon.
>>80139713Remember when you organized this event and totally ditched it?
>>80139713
>>80139659Then I'm down for it~!Would you like to make the first post or should I¡>Incredibly cute!The happiest family in Gensokyo!
>>80139726Thanks anon
>>80139713I kissed who I wanted to yesterday
Ann, are you around?>>80139349All good! I'll be around this weekend and next week. Until then!...God that sounds hot. Can't wait~>>80139777Whoa JackpotI ah...I might also need something with Testament and Psylocke too, please.
>>80139777>Checked!Wondefuru!Is it okay to ask for you to set the stage?>Happy Gonsokyo FamilyPostcard photogenic family~!
Goob ebening and Merry Christmas, ye fuckers! Going out for a bit but I’ll sneak on later for some lewding under the tree if anyone’s game…~
>>80139713******
>>80140003Merry Christmas Lapis!
>>80139649I don't want to end up on the naughty list last second and so I'll behave..>One last tiddy squeeze until the holidays are over. Doesn't attempt to pull away from the kiss or the firm grasp she has on his hair. He could very well be dooming himself to some bites of reprisal...>WHAMHa. I've been obsessed with this song lately.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_o8HWJWXr0I'll take Last Christmas over Mariah Carey any day. >>80139821 Merry Christmas Lapis!>>80139825More than good, thank you!!>>80139713Sayuri. Cmere.
>>80138502Keeping it lowkey. Chicken pot pie with Lemon cake for dessert.
>>80140055Monsieur, you summoned me?(Joyeux Noel, lovely boy!)
>>80138502Ham, mash, rice, some salad too maybe. Also boooooze. Lots and lots of booooooze.
>>80140084Yo, did you wanna go over anything before we start?
>>80139994Lappland December 26 schedule status?>merry marry sexmas and a plappy new year!
>>80140184Merry Christmas Revy!
Please link some Owain writing. I need this ASAP.
>>80140116Merry Christmas.~ >Takes the catgirl's pliant cheeks in both hands and stoops over her to get the best angle for a deep smooch. Heavy on the tongue, obviously. Mmmmwh...!>>80140184Merry Christmas, Revvers!
>>80139994(No problem at all~! Here we go~)>The gentle but cold breeze rustled through the entrance of the Hakurei Shrine as a familiar figure in white and green descended from the sky. Her long green hair swayed behind her. Sanae Kochiya, the Wind Priestess of the Moriya Shrine, slowly landed on the stone path leading to the Shrine's main building."Reimu-san~! Merry Christmas~!">She said with enthusiasm, holding a small duffel bag with one hand and a thermo in another. Without invitation, she made her way inside, taking a peek at the donation box, empty as always. Kind as she always was, she dropped a coin into it before resuming her trip, with her large breasts bouncing after every step. "I brought my PS2 and some games to play with you! I also brought some wine."
>>80137767Merry Christmas Rance!>>80139349Merry Christmas Testament!>>80139673I'm sorry for your loss Anon...>>80140003Merry Christmas Lapis! (again)>>80140157I'm going too have her approach you for a device. You'll comply to your best but tell her that you have no clue where it is. She gets frustrated and holds you down to where- Actually... How often do you dominate? Do you like it?>>80140184Merry Christmas Revy!
>>80140202>Little mac has seen men be shot dead in the alleyway for little more than some cigs and the shoes they were wearing. Little mac has been beaten, slashed, burned, torn to shreds and beaten to death thousands of times in an intergalactic battle royale. He had climbed his way to the very top of the boxing tournament with little more than a pudgy black man at his side and the indomitable will to never give up in the face of adversity. He stared into the abyss that was the crazed female in front of him, his eyes boring none of the normal warmth and happiness he usually has, the only thought dominating his mind was his dire need to overcome the impossible. His muscles practically bulging in a pure show of machismo, giving the woman just what she was asking for before and then some, the sight of a man in peak physical form, ready for battle and fucking at any time of day. He knew in the deepest reaches of his mind that she was more than ready to meet him at every step of the way, her body yearning for the opportunity to dominate him in ways he could scarcely believe. But he wasn't going to allow it, his honor as a boxer and a man were on the line. He slams one hand inches away from her head against the metal behind her, the metal clang of his rock hard digits denting the metal ringing through the empty gym. He moves forward, pressing his cock firmly against her belly with the prime intent to show her how aroused he was, and most importantly that there was no way he was going to be gentle with her after what she's done. Her giggle gives him a slight pause, but not enough to make him stop his advance, wanting to know just how truly deranged this woman was how far she would go to prey on the champion of the boxing world. His inhibitions were completely blown away at this point, the only thoughts repeatedly running through his mind was that he wanted to thoroughly dominate this uppity nymphomaniac with everything he had.
Which avas haven't shown up (and presumably are busy with friends and family) ?
>>80140326me
>>80140295>Actually... How often do you dominate? Do you like it?As Chihiro? Never. Other times...it depends.That idea also sounds fun, simple enough too. Want me to start?>>80139673My condolences Anon, I hope you're feeling better and are able to find the peace you can.
>>80140326my men
>>80140326Reze.
>>80140326Me my men and Dr Pavel here having a wholesome Christmas
Oh! Thread's livelier than I thought it would be. I'm peeking my head in to wish you all a Merry Christmas! I'll be away for about a week for family so any planned sessions I've made. Please keep them in mind for when I return. I have every intention on playing them with every lovely soul. Good tidings!
>>80139673Good luck anon, hope you can still have a Merry Christmas.
>>80140202https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61562905/#61568270
>>80140360Please do. Openings still intimidate me.
>>80140394Bye Camilla, Merry Christmas and see ya until then!
>>80140295Who is this?
>>80140222*sloppily tangles her warm wet tongue with his, nudges inquisitively around his mouth* Merry Christmas, beautiful!*links sleepy arms round his shoulders*... Carry me to bed?*nuzzles contentedly into his shoulder... gently snores*
>>80137851Mind control
>>80140432You're not RPing with him on Discord anymore, babe.
>>80140326Patty?
>>80140184The 26th I am free. After work that is.>A berry marriage sexomas and a humping nu year to you too!>>80140223>It had taken a good bit of effort, but after the morning snowfall over the Hakurei Shrine, a certain Miko had managed to clear the cobble stone path to the shrine proper all the way from the torii gates. It was back breaking work and Reimu was certain it was all for naught. She did not expect any visitors during this holiday at all.>With that in mind, the Shrine Maiden had allowed herself to start hitting the sake she had been saving through the year. In fact she was half a bottle deep on it when she heard the cheerful greeting some the unexpected visitor.>Walking towards the source of the voice she encounters the awfully jolly Miko. The first thing she noticed is the obscene, bouncy orbs and direct her glare towards Sanae's face.Did you bring that retro console just because you think I'm old?>At the mention of wine though, her mood somewhat improved.Did you now? Give it here. I guess you can set up at television device that Nitori left here. (Thank you kindly!)
>>80140326Liz.
>>80140394Lovely to see you, Camilla! Hope you're out having fun and enjoying yourself. Looking forward to playing with you when we can!>Smooch.>>80140422Absolutely, one moment!
>>80139306Arigatou, Beamu!>>80140295Thank you! Using my name! Making me the top of your list! All of those things, I'll thank you for, even if you didn't do them all on purpose! You're a good kid! I like ya!Nice gun-chick too! Awesome you! AWESOME! Have a super great Kurismassu day!
>>80140326Tharja. Also, my men. >>80140478She showed up earlier today.
>>80140432Silly...Where's your greentext??>Smooches a little more.>Hauls the sleepy catto over a shoulder like a curvy, furry sack of cash.
>>80140295im really late but thankuuu for the cute Kaede posts last thread. she's too adorable
>>80140326Me. Until now.
>>80140326New good avas list btw
>>80140516>The green-haired shrine maiden's cheeks flush a soft pink as Reimu's sharp glare finally meets her chest. It would take a lot of mental fortitude and effort to look away from those lovely, albeit shamelessly large, breasts, so Sanae didn't blame the Red-White Miko for it. However, something caught her attention: Retro console? She carefully placed the duffel bag on the tatami floor, laughing briefly. "Oh Reimu, don't be silly. The PlayStation 2 is still a pretty recent console. I even brought Dynasty Warriors 3 to play together! Did you know it is based on Chinese history? I got so inspired by it, I even brought rice wine!" >Since it wasn't the first time she visited the Hakurei Shrine, Sanae already knew where everything was: That CRT television the Kappas gave to Reimu (mostly out of fear), as well as the kitchen where she procured a pair of ceramic cups to serve the delicious rice wine. "You know Reimu....">Sanae sat by the kotatsu in front of the TV, pouring the wine into a green cup. "... Before defeating Hua Xiong at the battle of Si Shui Gate, Guan Yu was served wine by Lord Cao Cao... yet, the mighty warrior refused the wine, killed Hua Xiong, and returned to the drink, still warm. Perhaps I could be your personal cup if you let me~"
>>80140610Umm, thanks?Yeah, she's pretty neat. I also saw that you were posting a character from Shuten Order at one point? Its from the same creator. Maybe we can plan something soon?>>80140690You're welcome. Glad you got some use from it.
>>80140326Haven't seen Rin all day.
>>80140691Double sexo?
>>80140422>Chihiro was tired, the night was starting to take a toll on him while he finished up a project for class, the programming starting to take its toll on him while he saved his work. The first time he was able to take a break, un-clench his jaw and just sit back. Sit back and take a deep breath. He'd been doing this for while and past a certain point, it just snuck up on him. He realized it was starting to get late, maybe he should call it a night.Hmm?>He hears the sounds of footsteps getting a bit closer, wondering what the commotion was while he walked on over. Every step he took reminding him of just how timid he was. Chihiro didn't know if it was because of tiredness, nervousness or just his overall timid demeanor. Soon enough, he realizes that he has nothing to worry about, it's just him overthinking the situation. Chihiro taking a deep breath while he opened the door, looking to the left and right as to whatever could be the source of the noise.H-hello? Is someone there?
>>80140896Sexo? On christmas eve? What kind of sexo? I've had a locker room scenario in my head since morning but haven't had a minute to write a cold open.
>>80140864Plenty of use. >Tries to wink.>But she gets something stuck in her ear.
>>80140360Have this because someone told me you'd like it.
Any avas that are BBC sluts?
>>80141000Nozomi.
How's it going?
>>80137851Fucking a genderswapped Tails
>>80140199Merry Christmas!>>80140222>leaves used Revy booty shorts in your stocking >>80140295Merry Christmas!>>80140516If it’s after work, it can be very meta, cumming home from werk and Mokocchi is waiting for you in a lewd Christmas outfit of your preference >uh milk and cookies naughty and nice list stockings cumming down your chimney I saw Santa Claus kissing urmomlol Christmas innuendos etc etc Only here for a little bit tonight, see ya!
>>80140864Good eye. Very observant of you. Let me know when you're feeling eager to write together and we shall. Enjoy your scene, coolio.
>>80141000>AoS mark isn't pixelated like the rest of the artI looked forward to opening this gif when I got home and I was disappointed
>>80140999Whoa maximum trips.But you are correct! Thanks for that, lovely image.>>80140937Were you the one who posted the locker room idea earlier?
>>80141050Nope. I have no awareness of it.
>>80141061My apologies for the confusion, have a good night, Double.
angel and double communicating is crazy
>>80140326Me and my kittens.
>>80141079Happy holidays
>>80140326Massive redflag for those who did show up.
>>80141151Like you?
>>80141151says the guy that also showed up
>>80141124Happy holidays and a happier new year to you as well.
I just love giant tits
>>80140794>The red-white Miko's eyes had a hard time drawing away from the wobbly, bouncy orbs. They were barely contain within the Sane's blue-white. Usually Reimu might be a bit more subtle, but she was already a few cups down her sake. Right now she did not care whether Sane knew or not that she was glaring at her bosom while her arms crossed over her much more modest chest.Haah? Are you sure? I think I've heard Netori and Sumireko say something about that recently. How the PlayStation 2 is pretty good for an old, retro machine. Maybe it was about something else.>With a careless shrug she merely let her eyes shift from Sanae's eyes back to her chest when she began speaking of the game, only for her attention to snap back to her face at the mention of the rice wine.>As a semi-regular (typically uninvited but never rejected0 guest, Sanae was of course comfortable enough to make her way around the shrine and settle by the CRT TV the Miko had procured from the Kappas. Reimu of course was keeping close pace with the Moriya shrine's maiden. She really was interested in that liquor!Haah?>She blinked blanky as the girl began to talk about Chinese history. Some of which she's heard before, but her attention kept drifting to the cup. Her attention perked at the offer though.>Setting down at the kotatsu, the Shrine Maiden crawled closer on all fours. Her face slightly flushed from the alcohol.Wakamezake? Is that a service they offer at your brothel Shrine, eh? >Reimu pouts and glares at the other girl once she gets close enough to settle her hands at each side of her waist. Resting her chin upon Sanae's bosom she huffs.Fine. Since you came all this way to bribe me with alcohol, I'll play along.>>80141028>Meta MokocchiIt's strangely fitting, eh?>Padoru Padoru Tomoko. Rocking around the Chrismas tree!I'll look forward to it! Enjoy your evening.
>>80141240Amen to that and Merry Christmas to you.
>>80141015Merry Christmas Lizzer!
>>80140936>The clicks of the footsteps seem to have stopped as the boy investigated its source. Was it only a few creaks from some scattered objects? Maybe it was in his head? It couldn't be. He couldn't prove it be he knew someone had to be there. He could feel some sort of presence sulking around the corner. The silence it was retorting back was ominous enough to send alarm. The only identifiable trait Chihiro could tell was a silhouette given outside the corner of his eye. Was he brave enough to take a peek or retreat back and hope it'll leave?>>80140946>rolls my eyesOf course you wanted the piano girl. I should've known. Merry Christmas btw, HSKW.>>80141041Thanks! Will do so.>>80141124Merry Christmas Double.