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How long can you last? Edition

Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80131759

OP Template
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template/

/hhg/ website:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/

>Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.

Hazbin Hotel Pilot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0

>Helluva Boss
Follow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

Helluva Boss Pilot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4

Episode playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-S

Official website:
https://www.hazbinhotel.com/

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads
[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/

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/hhg/ Season 2 leaks:
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https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/

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https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1
https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
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Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
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i love Mimzy!
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Trixel kino incoming
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I have a fever for pener
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>>80138521
>radiosilence yuri rp irl

Isn’t that you just not having sex
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Post JOLLY CHRISTMASY and FESTIVE angels.
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>>80138173
The Voxtek sweater is cute and cozy looking!
Most of the Hazbin merch is so obnoxious that i cringe. I was considering getting the Adam guitar solo shirt and maybe the Guitarspear hoodie but i couldn’t bring myself to spend dimes on that since Hot Topic is so expensive… i also usually don’t wear merch of dorky things that i like due to instilled normiebrain but i would perhaps wear the Adam shirt with the collar cut and with leggings when i feel cozy.
>inb4 Abel merch shirt is either “I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU SANTA CLAUS” or “GONNA SHIT MY PANTS”
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Val is cute!
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>>80138567
There is a Christmas "Angel" in this image.
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Love our cult leader TV husband and wife
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ADAM SEX
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I CANT BREED
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Realistically, can Alastor and Vox be friends again?
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>>80138555
WH at first we didn’t click but I think I’ve come to understand you because everything you say about the black stuff being pushed in the fandom is how I feel about mtf transbians shoving their shit into all my fandoms and hobbies so I do understand you on some level.
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>>80138644
It would take Vox reverting to how he used to behave which he never will

I know anons love to say Vox would do anything for Alastor but he does care about his pride and acting submissive again would be going back on everything he is
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>>80138674
Thing is Alastor is Vox's exception on being willing to throw aside his own ego for some praise
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>>80138651
All I ever wanted like a lot of guys is to have my issues and self be understood. I don't even like stepping on toes, I'm actually a really pacifistic person. It's just that sitting around and accepting things makes you a pushover, and doing nothing just ensures you lose what you love. I'm not a creative so the answer of "just do it yourself lol." is null, especially when people who are making the content are bullied away. I appreciate your understanding
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>>80138644
No. Vox will move on with Val and Alastor will move on to not caring now he’s proven once again he’s the strongest and Vox stops giving him attention.
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>>80138530
Alastor...
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>>80138754
Val’s such a good guy helping his autistic friend get laid :)
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>>80138628
Rape.
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>>80138785
Boring.
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>>80138644
Ever since Viv said RA would have a unique relationship and described their current dynamic as "they're both very ego-driven, they're both very prideful characters, they both think they're better than everyone else and therefore their dynamic with each other just clashes" when that's literally just current radiostatic, I'm convinced she'll give RA the friendship arc that could've gone to radiostatic.
Alastor will stay in the hotel with his friends after overcoming his trauma, and Vox will stay with the Vees.
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>>80138865
Radiosilence is boring after a while. I had fun with the ship for a bit but it's a doomed dynamic which means there's only so many times you can read/view art repeating the same onesided trope
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This show's writing has gotten fucking worse.
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>was expecting some human VoxAl art after the episode with human Vox
>didn't expect an entire subgenre to explode
>human radiostatic folder is at 1,200+ images
Still a little stunned.
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>>80138930
I feel like Viv is legit retarded. Alastor and Lucifer are not similar at fucking all. Cuckcifer is a naive retard as proven by S2 and is obsessed with his wife whereas Alastor a bit of an enigma and is very selective over who and how he cares for someone
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>>80138942
Sounds like you were never really into it desu senpai
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>>80138942
But there's lots of reciprocal content plus their human versions for an entirely different dynamic.
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>>80138999
Yeah maybe. I got bored of other Alastor ships for similar reasons, but I guess this one is prominent since the prophecy was fulfilled and it became canon
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>>80138942
I found this as well, after being inundated with it for weeks. I still like it though, when it gets a bit much I look at something else for a bit before going back to it.
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>>80139043
>I got bored of other Alastor ships for similar reasons
what were they?
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This place is full of cis gays and lesbians who think they have real problems when if any of you had to live as a trans woman you would kill yourself. Im so sorry that you have to treat trans people like human beings and not subhumans youre so oppressed for that

Gay men and lesbians live life on fucking easy mode while trans girls are being genocided in the US kys
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>>80139136
kek
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>>80139136
Trying too hard
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Deer ships being entirely in the realm of impossibility in canon make me like them more desu. The constant insistence of radioapple being canon disgusts me and turns me off the ship because I don't want deer to be with anyone.
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>>80139136
i'm straight
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>anons getting bored of radiosilence
>meanwhile it’s my favorite hazbin ship even almost two years later

To each their own I guess.
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>>80139136
Reminder that it's Christmas Eve today by the way
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I like thinking of moments where Alastor showed softness towards Vincent over the years
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I want lucilith to be endgame but if the rumors about eve being framed for the original sin are true, and viv is taking a feminist approach with her story, then I fear she might turn lilith into a boss ass bitch who don't need no weak ass pussy man, and make her divorce lucifer.
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appeal to negro image fallacy
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>>80139152
>>80139154
A genocide against trans people is currently happening in the US tho
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>>80139193
nta but huh
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don't reply to the troll who is trying to derail the thread
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>>80139170
I don’t like radioapple because of what you said about how Alastor should end up with no one but I also can only see Luci as straight no matter what Viv says.
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>>80139219
sassy negro images won
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>>80139192
I've been into them since the pilot and couldn't be happier. But then I got a penchant for ships with lots of yearning.
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>>80139222
Can you actually explain explicitly how this is happening? I've heard it a billion times with zero proof. Not allowing kids to transition, not giving free treatment, not allowing them in the military, and being bothered in public isn't genocide
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>>80139222
nice try shartyxister
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>>80139256
>I got a penchant for ships with lots of yearning
I like them too but it needs to be mutual for me
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I don’t care for radioapple because radiosilence and lucilith are my two main ships I probably wouldn’t care otherwise.
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>>80139281
kek it does read like a shartypedo post
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>>80139192
I still like it and am really happy it's canon, but seeing it so much has just made me kind of apathetic to it. I'm happy for all the anons who are still enjoying it, however.
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>>80139291
That's fair, but that's what I see fanfic for. Plus deer did like Vincent enough to spend time with him for years. Then you got murdermedia, which is an entirely different and more reciprocal dynamic from what I've seen.
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Kot butt...
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>>80139222
I fucking wish but it isn't
>>80139259
Sadly this is the truth. It'd take actual WW3 or nuclear war to go off for shit to be reset.
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>>80139348
Fugg
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>>80139242
>NOOOOO DON'T HAVE OPINIONS
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Radiosilence is so much more interesting to me than radiostatic. I wish I could get more into radiostatic but my autism brain can’t stand AUs or anything that feels “out of character”, which is pretty much all of it. Meanwhile radiosilence is basically canon at this point which means my brain allows itself to indulge it
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God damn
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>>80139348
>>80139386
Why is Husk a cat? Who did he piss off to end up so fucked in Hell?
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Agarthan Husk
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>>80139136
Seriously shut the fuck up. Being gay/lesbian isn’t a walk in the park either when you’re surrounded by people who think it’s either a defect that needs to be fixed or makes you a shit person equivalent to a pedo. What you’re experiencing right now is the exact same bullshit all the rest of us have to experience, you’re not special. It’s not a fucking genocide and pushing away the only community you have won’t end well for you
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>>80139408
I'm sure there's more to it but the obvious answer is that they are generally lazy and low energy, maybe grumpy too. Either way I want to the cat
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>>80139408
Anon manifested in front of Husk. Coincidentally, Husk was found dead 20 minutes later. His BAC at the time of his death was 1.73e10
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Blah blah blah I’m retarded
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>used to ship Radiodust, Radiostatic, Radioapple, and Radiohusk hardcore before the show aired
>the only dynamic I liked that didn't get fucked over by the show is Radiostatic
Viv took all but one thing from me....
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>>80139462
Shut up fag I’m the real retard here
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>>80139466
Pain... And occasionally a penis or two
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>>80139487
I’m retarded and want you to kill yourself
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Nuzzling up to Charlie's boobs for Christmas...
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>>80139462
>>80139505
Damage control.
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>>80139466
kind of a goddamn miracle that radiostatic maintained the same dynamic that shippers predicted years ago considering viv's track record of decimating Alastor ships
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Husk........
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>>80139136
Trans genders aren't people. Simple as.
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>>80139487
TRVKE
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>>80139399
>dubs
Oh my!
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>>80139515
for what
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I recommend RadioHuskerDust fags read Glitter In The Gloom
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>>80139346
Maybe I'm too autistic for radiostatic. I'm fine with ships that aren't romantically canon as long as the characters have a platonic relationship or get along in canon at the very least. I can still ship them and engage with the fandom happily if that's the case. However, I just can't enjoy one-sided ships or ships where the characters never met canonically like murdermedia. I know Alastor liked CRT enough to spend time with him, but I keep remembering the way he rejected CRT and it just makes me sad lmao. I wish I could enjoy it, I really do.
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>>80139556
You didn't like things said so you tried to play it off.
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>>80139508
Vaggie you perv...
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>>80138644
No, and Alastor doesn't need him. It'd just be Vox copium.
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Watching Lilith let out the most nasty smelly wet farts imaginable and huffing her ass crack.
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Reminder that 4chan is just CIA's experiment to make really stupid people do their deeds
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>>80139136
>>80139443
I don’t give a damn.
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>>80139646
While listening to Mozart.
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>>80139631
Giving Charlie fucking hooves was the second worse design choice next to giving her fucking red eyes. She looks awful. She wears shoes that literally fit human feet but she has straight down pigs feet literal peg legs. 99% of fan art draws her with human feet but with cloves hoove toes. Which isn't how her feet canonically look. Nobody actually likes the hooves
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>>80139580
>or ships where the characters never met canonically
I get that, I have an autistic disdain for crack ships that I wish I didn't have because I know I would have so much more fun otherwise. But alas, my brain doesn't work that way. I think murdermedia is an exception because we do have their sinner versions in canon and human versions are just an AU of it. Either way, I sympathize.
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>>80139662
Symphony 40 specifically.
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FRIENDS???????????????????????????
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>>80139623
Can you blame her?
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>>80139644
>Alastor doesn't need him
Alastor enjoys the attention and simpery Vox provides, otherwise he'd have just killed him
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SUCK MY OWN DICK
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>>80139685
You're wrong. Her red eyes are better and her hooves are cute. I actually like that Viv gives her and Alastor different knees to everyone else to make the hooves work
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FRIENDS?! There ARE no friends in Hell, Vincent! I thought that was something you understood. How embarrassing.
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>>80139699
>clearly friends with Niffty, Mimzy, and Husk to a lesser extent
>spent years hanging out with Vincent
Why the FUCK is this deer so retarded and in denial?!
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>>80139685
Let’s hope Abel doesn’t have them either.
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>>80139745
>You're wrong here
Nah stick a gun in your contrarian mouth. Pilot Charlie was such a lovely bouncy soulful character and faggots like you that suck Viv's clit off while it flails around like a windshield wiper should hang yourselves. Thank you.
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>>80139699
>I'm listening, pal
>FRIENDS??????
he's dumb and spiritually a woman
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>>80139699
Alastor will pay for his sins if he pulls this bullshit again in season 3 and makes Niffty cry.
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>>80139685
Hard agree.
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Still don't know why they chose red pants instead of black. She looked so much more cohesive in the pilot due to the black pants
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>>80139774
The way he says “barkeeeppp, another whiskeyyy” is so feminine it’s insane
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Alastor will pay for his sins
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>>80139804
Like there's no other way around it, this is much more pleasing to the eyes. I think the only good change on the show was her hair
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>>80139812
He's very fruity, no wonder Vox fell in love
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>>80139804
Suits can be taken off and new ones can be worn. Eyeballs and feet can't sadly.
>>80139827
For taking this design from us Viv is a fat pig slut that should fucking eat shit out of Amir's street shitting ass like it's a fucking ice cream machine at a buffet dumping it out.
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>>80139827
But she has hooves right there.
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>>80139857
I'm a hoof fag so I'm not arguing against it
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>>80139850
What they did to her character is even worse
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>>80139857
She actually didn't you revisionist parasite fuck.
>>80139631
All of her old merch where she was at the beach had her with human feet. Everything post season 1 was hooved
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Hooves are cute and erotic on Alastor.
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>>80139408
iirc its because he hates cats
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>>80139850
>eat shit out of Amir's street shitting ass
Hot
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>>80139857
>She has hooves
Those are human shoes. Just like her shitty canon appearance she has the same kind of Italian tapper shoes. Which wouldn't fit straight peg leg pig feet hooves. Viv has no consistency. But the shoes in pilot were likely for human feet
>>80139876
Was about to say this.
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>>80139890
That's so fucking mean, poor Husk.
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I love Fizz but I wish he didn't immediately btfo the Robo-Fizzs... We never get any art of them now

>>80139909
Sad man, I want to hold him close
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>>80139397
The trick is to do radiosilence in creative ways like Alastor having a feeder fetish but no sexual in interest in Vox so he’s obsessed and aroused at the idea of making Vox chubby but is basically using him for a fetish object and has no interest in reciprocating his romantic or sexual attraction
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>>80139885
This fat pig can't stop stuffing her fucking face while she's on ozempic. Literal boogie2988 shit she's defeating the drug, she is a fucking blimp. She looks like the fucking hindenburg
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>>80139876
Look at her knees. The calf point is supposed to give the illusion of a digitigrade leg and she has almost no toes. Those are hooves, the same as in the series. Alastor has the same knees.
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>Charlie had a kid on Eastern Europe during the 1450’s
>The kid’s still alive as a living demonic corpse
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Alastasia having a feeder fetish and making Voxxy chubby…
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>>80139937
Are we sure she's even on it
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>>80139937
>on ozempic
>still eating
He poor bowels
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>>80139948
>MUH LEGS
Buck shot to the roof bud, that's the angling of the image specifically and her pants had flared out edges on their sides. Her legs aren't bent back lmao also in most shots they're straight. Sorry faggot but she literally had feet in all her merch too. This nigger loves pigs feet. He must fuck pigs at his local barn screaming "HNNNGGGGGOOORRRR OH CHARLIE I LOVE YOU" kys
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>have to walk ten miles a day to and from work and live on a sixth floor apartment with no elevator

I eat junk food all the time and I’m woman post thirties. If you are active enough you don’t need ozempic.
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>>80139948
Ngl I do not see that looking at that image at all it's definitely angle. Hell they didn't even bend her legs in the actual show and gave her hooves. Viv isn't consistent on anything.
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>>80139883
Alastor has weird human-esque hooves, but Charlie just has pegs. They're weird
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>>80139993
>>80140013
>safe horny the yaoiship
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>>80140011
Cope. Charlie's and Alastor's knees are consistently drawn with the points and you can see the difference to human legs like Vaggie's at all the times.
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So uh, does Adam wear the robe to obscure the legs or something?
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>>80140028
Asking Viv to do this would cause her to blow coronaries out
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>>80139477
Gee, Lute. How could Sera lets you have two Adams?
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>>80139937
kek
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Radioapple has to ruin both Alastor and Lucifer as characters for it to work
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>>80140062
>Cope
Sorry pig fucker but the merch had human feet, the legs are straight and unbent in 99% of the pilot. That model is an angle. Plus the pants on a lot of characters flare out. You're free to masturbate on a portrait of Viv all night long. Immolate yourself faggot.
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>>80140011
Bruh
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>>80139937
I'm fucking busting a gut so bad rn. The hindenburg bit killed me. Fuck you lol
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>>80140028
Oneitisanon you said you were leaving
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>>80140097
Take your nigger speak somewhere else you jigaboo spook chicken wing eating player chicken bone sucked.
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are people really leaving twitter again?
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>>80140109
Not her. I’m not a slav.
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>>80138567
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>>80140110
wtf I thought he was black?
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>>80140130
The fuck does that even mean
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>>80140145
Wtf based
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>>80140145
Touhoufag btfo's lowercase pedo
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>>80139993
>>80140013
atp I hope it's true that human alastor tried to summon lucifer but failed. they seriously need a dynamic. we don't even know why alastor hates lucifer so much. is it because lucifer is inherently stronger than him and it triggers him? we know nothing!
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>>80140182
You stupid faggot. Because Rosie = Lilith and Alastor heard her badmouthing him. RA will never have a dynamic outside of hating each other
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MILKY SHITS I AM HONGRY FOR FRIES
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>>80140210
>RA will never have a dynamic outside of hating each other
Viv said their dynamic would evolve, so no.
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DOUBLE LOBSTER
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>guy who stalked vox since 1985 and wants everything he has and the moment vox got his head ripped off he swooped in and stole his life, wife and job!
>he says he's a koi but he's a beta fish, he's also an IBM PC
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>>80140182
>is it because lucifer is inherently stronger than him and it triggers him
Basically. Alastor sees men as either threats or wastes of time. Lucifer is a threat to his status at the hotel and his sway over Charlie. Based on the summoning scene he was probably trying to contact a female based on the roses used as an offering. I don't think he'd want to sell his soul to a man, and thus be subservient to him. The very idea of being on equal footing with one made him sperg out to the extreme.
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>>80140093
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>Alastor has the skin limb thing lucifier and Abel have
>Charlie has the Lucy cheeks and white skin
>Alastor and Charlie have the hooves
>Adam’s and Abel’s outfits obscured their arms and legs
OH NO!
No. No. No.
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>>80140272
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>>80140266
Alastor is an insecure bitch that suffers imposter syndrome hard.
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>>80140282
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>>80140272
>Posts straight legs
>>80140282
>>80140293
>Posts more straight legs
I accept your concession anon. She didn't have hooves under those shoes.
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I wish my live was half as exciting as fiction was.
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>>80140289
Yeah, it's called BPD. One of the core components is an insecure sense of self.
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>>80140293
>>80140282
>>80140272
The cope is real. I still don't see how this means hooves. All her merch too had human feet in the pilot era. Anon was right you probably imagine Viv bouncing on your dick.
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>>80140311
Go out at night and attack homeless people
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>>80140328
Thing is Lucifer being nerfed in vivzieslop canon is cringe because Lucifer and burn souls out of existence in the bible. If you are in hell that is and aren't saved by Christ. Alastor could argue that he could be as op as Lucifer maybe one day right? But then he has to realize God exists and could just look at him and he'd stop existing. Bro needs some pussy on his dick and needs to chill.
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>>80140162
i see people on Twitter announcing their departure
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>>80140293
>inb4 pants fold
It's consistent with how her bare legs are drawn in the show.
>>80140306
>>80140333
Nothing to do with straight legs.w
It's about the pointy backside of the knee.
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>>80140389
Who gives a fuck?
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Looks like some anons here have some sort hoovephobia or something...
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>>80140328
BPD male anon here, it is a permanent hell I wouldn't wish on anyone. The issues regarding sense of self in bpd are frustratingly under-documented and receive less care because of their inward nature. It's a genuinely, truly terrible thing
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I'm not sure how I feel about hearing Keith David moaning while having gay sex.
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>>80140389
What caused it this time?
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I'm gonna peg Lucifer
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>>80140389
It’s mostly artists leaving because of the new feature where people can instantly apply AI effects to any image posted on Twitter. I personally don’t give a fuck about AI but I have a blank bluesky account anyways just to keep up with the artists I care enough about
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>>80140402
>Muh back point
Never took her shoes off in pilot, all merch from pilot era had human feet where her shoes were off. Hooves were an addition
>Pants fold
It was, she simply incorporated it into the show. Expecting Viv to have consistency is delusional
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>>80140436
They'll come crawling back like last time
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>>80140416
One of my top fantasies was old Husk moaning into my ear and now that's completely ruined because they sound nothing alike and the rare pieces of nsfw asmr we're ever going to get are going to be emulating Keith David who i don't want to hear during sex
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>>80140402
>legs.w
SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CARRRRD DO NOT REEEDEEEEEEEM
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>>80140402
Alastor's leg shape
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>>80140479
Vox's Leg shape, same type of pants.
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>>80140462
I mean Keith David has a fantastic voice but like, guy was my childhood it's weird.
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>>80140462
they should’ve had keith david voice a new character who was just a dr lucifilier reference
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>>80140436
The fucking funny thing is blue sky is selling user data already and ai scraping. It's not even a lie, a Chinese company owns them from behind the curtain. If not own they have a serious amount of stock. You're not going to escape ai. All of nasa is using ai now, surgical procedures are being committed by ai. It's just inevitable.
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>>80140460
Depends on the artist. Lot of the ones I like ended up sticking to bluesky because you’re much less likely to get witch hunted on there for drawing something that the fandom doesn’t like.
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>>80140495
I love his voice and I like him as this character in the show, but to me it just isn't Husk. I just can't see him as anything but Keith David the Cat. It's not Husk to me. I tried but I can't be into it
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>>80140110
Him being a masochist is kino
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>>80140514
They get witch hunted just as brutally on there. If not worse because it's more echo chamber. There's less people. Twitter has more "anon" like accounts where they have like 2 followers. That just don't care.
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>>80140181
That's not touhoufag
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>>80140533
He did post the doro shit before you faggot
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>>80140388
Well, Alastor won't ever have angelic power. At the end of the day Lucifer will still be more powerful than Al, but does it even matter if he can't use it? Alastor probably does imagine that he can usurp Lucifer in some way, but that remains to be seen.
>>80140412
BPD in men is less understood as a whole, especially since it's often treated as a 'woman' issue and not the result of deep trauma and psychological pain. I hope that changes in the future. Men who suffer aren't weak and deserve compassion just like anyone else.
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>>80140524
How much vodka will you have to slip ricepirate to dub over the whole series?
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Pointless arguing that will be regurgitate the next time, same shit every single time.
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>>80140462
white husk posting straight smut?
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>>80140566
Kys hoove faggot
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>>80140462
i feel this way with moxxie
the thought of richard horvitz moaning makes me uncomfortable
but i wanna fuck moxxie so badly...
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>>80140575
Who? All I'm saying is where gonna do this shit again down the line, we're stuck in a loop, my adorable friend.
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>>80140601
Who? You faggot.
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>>80140411
We should be more like Vox, who clearly has a hooffetish
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>>80140531
I guess that depends on the artist but that hasn’t been what I’ve seen. A lot of valangel artists moved over there a while back to avoid the constant harassment over drawing a rapist and it’s all but disappeared over there. The difference is that bluesky’s algorithm is shit so you mostly have to search for things explicitly to find them. They don’t generally just pop up on your timeline if you interact with “similar” stuff
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The hat just had to go flying.
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nta but her hooves are ugly and should look like alastors instead
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>>80140622
It varies fandom to fandom and topic to topic. You can see a lot of shit go terminally cancer mode or just be neutral. People also just look shit up to actually enrage themselves too.
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>>80140567
I'm bi with a heavy male lean. I love everyone and would easily date a woman but I don't care enough to chase and they never will. It's also one of those situations where they won't be with me because of my bias but I need to be around them to fix the bias, so I'm meant to fix the bias to get them but really don't give a fuck because men are easier and I can just stick with them, they chase me. Also I'm terrified of being accused of x y z because I have people close who have had their lives ruined.

tl:dr I post straight smut because I love everything except cuntboys, futas, and lesbians (Sorry, just preference, no shade)
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Post Fizzarolli
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Fucking hot
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>>80140650
Futa is tranny gateway porn so I'd throw shade at it
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>>80140650
cuntboys are the great satan anyway how do you feel about Adam, Lute and guitarspear, I'm personally an Adalith enjoyer myself but what about you
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>>80140590
invader zim having a prostate orgasm
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>>80140636
Alastor kinda has schrödingers hooves anyway. Sometimes he's wearing shoes and sometimes you can see his toe split and he's barefeet for some reason, while wearing the same outfit.
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>>80140643
Glad I’ve managed to stay away from that. There’s a lot of things I dislike about bluesky (the millennial slop, the political echo chambers, the fetish posting) but one thing I do like is that in my circles there’s generally so much less drama. Most people know they won’t get traction for starting shit (because nobody gets traction in general) so most of the time they just don’t bother.
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>>80140608
Who do you voodoo, bitch?!
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>>80140707
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-AMAGE CONTROL TROL TROL TROL trol trol...
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>>80140670
I'm gonna oust myself and admit that I'm usually a twink4twink type, and usually have difficulty deciding if I want to be with or self insert as the character of interest.

I really do love Lute, Adam has been growing on me slightly overtime. I initially was kind of bratty about them & hesitant to like them due to it being all that was posted for a long time but I've chilled out. If I had to list a perfect scenario, I would be with male Lute and support him through the aftermath of Adam's death
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>>80140276
Oh. Great. They are wearing similar shoes… which for Charlie was BUILT FOR HOOVES.
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>>80140650
>easier and I can just stick with them, they chase me
Jelly
I never got a fag it up phase
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Forgot about this thread made exorcist OC. Decided to color her after like a year lol.
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WHEN I BUST NUTS IN LILITH
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>>80140756
Kill yourself you tranny faggot
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>>80140748
Do elaborate on your love of lute
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>>80140749
Can she change her hairstyle for s3 please.
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how old is charlie?

i reckon she’s much older than 200 years
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>>80140749
Her shoes literally aren't made for hooves. If they were they'd be straight down boots without a nose. Viv can't consistency.
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Footfags fighting for their lives right now I see
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>>80140756
Draw me a Junior right now
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>>80140756
Shotgun mouthwash
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>>80140799
Anything over 30 doesn't work for the logic of the show because then she wouldn't be this insecure about her mom leaving for 7 years.
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>>80140825
Well I agree with them. Charlie having hooves was a forced decision... Just look at her shoes... They don't even fit her straight down peg legs. Alastor's hooved feet are done CORRECTLY. Viv is just a hack.
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>>80140813
You know that hooves also have a forward pointing claws/toes right?
Only Angel has the straight downward feet.
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>>80140707
sam b...
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>>80140266
If Alastor sees all men as wastes he wouldnt be friendly with Zestial or have spent so much time with Vox for him to consider them close in the past you just want to push your misandrist Alastor headcanon
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>>80140876
You realize that wouldn't fit a shoe with a nose right? Like her shoe has? How much cope you gonna put out?
>>80140402
Where the fuck is that shit going? Where is it gonna go? She has a nose to her shoes that's just? EMPTY!? Kill yourself faggot
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>>80140799
The "200 years old" thing might as well not be canon anymore
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>>80140876
I'm not even the same guy but I have no idea where the fuck you're getting this idea at you have to be trolling at this point and smoking crack
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>>80140793
Lute embodies inverse traits of myself, I'm an extremely submissive pushover a lot of the time and prefer peace. Usually I just keep to myself or isolate as to avoid trouble. Lute would be my "He asked for no pickles" gf like Millie with Moxxie. Though unlike Moxxie, I'm more """"based and redpilled"""" so I think we would get along better. Though don't think I'm being foolish, I know there is an insane mismatch, despite that I still find her extremely attractive admittedly with visuals ahead of personality

>>80140668
I wish people would just be gay. The animated submissive_pov tag is absolutely tainted by futafaggotry to the point there are almost no videos where you're interacting with an actual male
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>>80140929
Charlie could be 200 years old. But she stopped aging at her prime. Essentially, she's immortal and stops aging at 25 or something
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>>80140756
Cuntressa
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>>80140935
Still sucks dick she was shafted in s2, how likely are chances of her becoming the striker of hazbin
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>>80140829
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IMAGINE THE SMELL
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>>80140909
The fuck can you think I'm a misandrist after this >>80140549? I'm repeating things that were canon from the Hunicast days. Alastor doesn't seem close to Zestal outside of respecting his status and kept Vox around because was entertaining more than likely.
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>>80140402
>>80140749
Huh…
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>>80140973
I said this the other day but it feels like Viv goes out of her way to cut the legs out of any white/straight/male/dominant character as some sort of owning of the conservatives or maga or something. I know it sounds crackpot but it's almost every fucking male character. Like everytime one of them gets too competent or popular they have to be humiliated or knocked down a peg
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>>80140756
>>80140991
Your art just doesn't improve you balding ugly faggot.
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RA Can you draw sol and daimen again? maybe that'll give me the motivation i need
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>>80141016
It's not crackpot, just look at what they did with Adam's entire character
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>>80140991
Yes. Now bend over, boah.
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>>80141027
Organic posting. Does she ask you to say this via discord?
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>>80141042
Nah. Adam is too much of an annoying mystery box.
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>>80140991
>>80140756
LOONIE TROONS
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>>80141027
Sure, anything specific you had in mind?
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>>80140991
Fuck the stinky neet deer tv
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>>80141042
I'll find and repost the schizo chart
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>>80141066
The point is he's a boorish spiteful caricature of the straight white male and gets dunked on hard at the end
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>>80141072
You ugly fuck you probably wish you looked like that beer gunt of with long hair. You fucking ugly pedophile.
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fat ass shork...
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>>80141042
>Adam
She had fun writting him, everyone liked his character
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>>80141088
Whore
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Why did Viv ruin Charlie's whole character? What could she gain from this?
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>>80141090
It honestly makes no sense when he only insults sinners for being awful and going on to belong to the literal devil.
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>>80141072
Your art gets worse each upload. It's teetering on a hybrid cal arts but with some ugly Jewish comic strip theme.
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Ok don't castrate me over this, but I made this a really long time ago in a fit of anger. I know this is a bit schizo but I feel like it's worth something
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>>80141138
Well they are a woman that chopped her boobs the fuck off and wants a beer can penis stitched to their crotch so they they're a product of Jewish propaganda. Wouldn't be shocking on the comic strip piece.
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>>80141072
surpise me. my mind is completely bunrt out
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>>80141153
Fair, I got you.
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>>80141128
self-flagellation one might assume
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>>80141142
What do the Y and N mean?
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>>80141142
Saving this for later
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>>80141128
She wanted to self-insert hard
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>>80141142
I actually don't understand why a line has red and green text in it. I'm like too retarded to read this chart
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RAPE ADAM
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>>80141010
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>>80141128
She self-inserts as Charlie so thats why she got ruined
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>>80141185
Yes and no

>>80141187
I'm sure some of this info is old or wrong because I did it in 20 minutes after work

>>80141197
It's kind of from the pov of a libshit, the red is bad trait and the green is good, the blue is an utmost important trait that overpowers
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>>80141201
He really is asking to be dominated
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>>80141142
seems like some sjw shit
i have no interest in psychoanalyzing authors
pretty weird to go all "lack of representation = bigotry", people write what they know
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>>80141001
Sexo.
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>>80140653
Fizz nug
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>more Alien Stage parodies
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>>80141174
Can you post it to them in discord and not post here you faggot?
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>>80141270
fleshlight
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Schizophrenia runs deep in 4chan
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>>80141215
Still doesn't fill the nose of the shoe
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>>80141277
Based
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>>80141292
You signing your post or something?
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how schizo would Alastor get if Charlie was his actual mom who briefly got married in 1890’s Louisiana and had a kid before she was forced back into hell
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>>80141230
I'm giving you all benefit by admitting it is a little schizo even if I don't feel that way. It's obvious Viv has a bias against certain groups of people and the chart is meant to point it out. Straight/White/Dominant are always villains.
People in mixed positions wind up having to have a debuff Tragedy/Joke/Loser, while those with little to no trauma are almost always colored and/or female.

We can point out tall bottom and laugh but not be weirded out how every white person who isn't an explicit ally is evil and that almost no colored people face any hardship.

Also this was made pre s2
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>>80141298
Can you demonstrate that?
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>>80141359
And before you go after me, of course there are holes, it isn't 1 to 1
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>>80141362
I can demonstrate that by looking at that image. The nose of the shoe isn't filled by that hoove and wouldn't even go halfway. We can go on but while you fantasize over Viv slapping your ass all night we know the hooves were a forced edition.
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>>80141298
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My boyfriend sucked my cock today.
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>>80141347
Charlie wouldn’t burn coal
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>>80141362
Nta but it's pretty obvious by just looking at it.
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Alastor didn’t kill enough white men
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>>80141301
Kind of crazy how well it works with Hazbin
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Whitoids.
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>>80141359
>Straight/White/Dominant are always villains.
Alastor, Val, and Vel are in the forefront in seasons 1 and 2 most of the time that Vox is the white exception.
Adam only appeared for three episodes and he looked like a demon most of the time before his death.
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crakkkas
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>>80141397
Ironically, Vincent killed more white people than Alastor.
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>>80141010
Small and cute feet. Small and cute little booties. How do they support his weight? His wings must be so strong since they must be doing most of the heavy lifting.
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>>80139311
>Looks file name up on desu
>You're the samefaggot that says NOISOILASTOR CACAS constantly
Okay sharty nigger
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>>80141497
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1737076465026182.png/
what is bro wafflin about
[spoiler]you are right tho[/spoiler]
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Grief
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IF SHE WAS A CAR SHE WOULD BE A FOUR DOOR FORD WHORE
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>>80141010
What are Adam's shoes like?
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>>80141359
>Straight/White/Dominant are always villains.
Who does that apply to outside of Adam? I guess you could argue Lute, but she basically does whatever her authorities tell her so “dominant” is questionable.
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>>80141512
Oh cool you changed the file name. I knew I'd get you to respond lol. You post that image often
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Evil Vox
>civil rights advocate for lgbt and minorities
>only attracted to blonde white women
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>>80141535
>i was pretending to be retarded
?
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>>80141383
I personally don’t like the hooves. I’m focusing on them because of Abel’s weird parentage situation that I’m looking into Charlie’s design and seeing if Abel’s footwear is applied to him, and it seems to be the case.
Especially since hoove characters tend to have a thicker whatever you call what connects the leg to the foot, like Blitzo does.
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>>80141541
I accept your concession
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>>80141557
what?
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I hope you find your motivation
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I am the devil and I wanna fuck your mother!
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>>80141530
The slash was an and/or, the whole evil side of the chart lists it. There is a strong sense of filling 3 or more of the criteria (Straight/White/Male/Dominant) makes you evil
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I'm not trying to be a fag, I'm actually trying to have a reasonable discussion about this. It feels like Viv has a really heavy bias towards these negative traits and ensures a lot of her villains embody them
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Abel is blond
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>>80141567
Disgusting fucking tranny art you ugly fucking balding freak
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>>80141526
That would be normal. Abel seems to have Blitzo feet. Which makes them look squished.
Adam’s would be Agent 1’s and Lilith’s feet. So longer.
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Mmmm Lilith's feet.
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>>80141607
Just like Lucifer.
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>>80141567
Actually hideous. Not even trolling.
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Would you still like Abel if he had hooves?
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>>80141637
Yeah
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>>80141621
They smell like tuna wrapped in fucking leather.
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I want to rotate Vox like a shark
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Vox is bald
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>Watching Nailed It Holiday with Abel late at night on Christmas Eve
>Laughing and gagging at the ugly failed raw cakes
>”Anon, if i made that for you, would you eat it?”
>”Ummm.. no….”
>*THWACK*
>”Eeek! I meant yes! I’ll eat your slop!!”
>”That’s what i thought :)”
Comfy…
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>>80141668
If I was bald I'd kill myself
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Baldr.
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>>80141567
thank you,i really appreciate it <3
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>>80141675
I legit couldn't live bald. Baldness only looks good on selective men. Like huge refrigerator sized men with big chins. Otherwise most bald guys look hideous. Women if they're bald look like fucking aliens
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>>80141581
Fair, but I feel like the last two make sense, no? Most violent criminals are males with dominant personalities. Testosterone plays a huge role in many antisocial behaviors.
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>>80140929
>>80140951
>>80140838
vivzie please be based and make charlie a contemporary of cain & abel
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Worst thread on /trash/
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>>80141517
im drinking a mickey of vodka will husk love me? (im so lonely)1
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Husk is voiced by an ugly fucking nigger coon
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>>80141774
a WHAT of vodka
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>>80141796
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>>80141796
I can hear the fat clogging up your wind pipe keno
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>>80141763
>saying this when /trash/ let's multiple blacked threads exist
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>>80141651
For me, I never suspected that Abel would have hoove feet till this thread, so I’m paranoid about it. But the angst so strong. But it’s so screwed. But does Zestial have…

This is so weird.
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>>80141637
Yes, but i prefer him with human feet. i would still lick them like pic of Vox licking Alastor deer hooves regardless
>>80141607
I want to sniff his hair… i bet it smells warm and nice and like vanilla…
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>>80141821
/hhg/ might as well be one of them with the weird shit people post about Alastor on here
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>>80141813
Leaf here. Didn't know this was a strictly Canadian term.
>mfw recently discovered burgers don't celebrate Boxing Day
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>>80141821
Don’t be surprised if those Israelis developed a blacked fetish from spamming that crap.
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>>80141866
burgers don't know what a gong show is baka
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>>80141866
Some states do. Massachusetts iirc.
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>>80141878
>>80141821
This is a blacked general and it is spammed here and people do develop fetishes
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>>80141878
Imagine being a spy and your mission is shill porn.
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>>80141878
How would Abel react to Emily getting blacked by deer?
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>>80141906
And you do it on ISRAEL! The place where Sodom and Gomorrah is supposed to be a lesson. Where Baleem is taught to be a bad way to act. And you do it on there anyways.
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>>80141893
We usually call them nips in Massachusetts. In my mind mickey is an old fashioned term for a roofied drink
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>>80141918
He’s going to do the Lute options 100% of the time.
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>>80141927
I'm not a judeo-christian so bible sloppa means nothing to me. lol
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>>80141918
Abel would kill Alastor before that nigger would lay a hand on Emily
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>>80141878
>Abelschizo is too beta to call them kikes and calls them Israelis

I’m getting of you tourist nigger
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Alastor's BBC...
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>>80141899
Ironically I haven’t developed a single fetish since I’ve been here
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Alastor doesn't even vibe as black, when i first saw him i thought he was Moroccan or Algerian.
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Loona and Bee gave me a paw fetish.
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I only gained a fetish for chubby men from here, thats about it...
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>>80140521
They should all have sex.
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WE SHOULD ALL FUCK
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and Valentino can film it.
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Where the snowbunnies at?
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>>80141990
Indians only need to be called Indians to be insulted.
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Need to learn when to shut my fucking mouth
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>>80142043
the harder val beats me the more i know he loves me <3
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>>80142051
Go for the Alasisters
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>>80138567
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>>80141763
No shit.
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>>80142051
Alastor...
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Adam and Abel and Mammon gave me a chubby man fetish and that fetish is starting to seep into reall life
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I'm so horny I can't stop fingering myself.
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>>80142099
Uncut Alastor is best Alastor
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I've nutted to hotwife captions multiple times today.
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>>80141980
jealous abel...
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>>80142099
Alastor's cute penis...
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>>80141980
>this is how Lute will convince Abel that sinners should be killed
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France is the most islamified euro country.
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now i need art of abel being jealous...
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>>80141567
Now have Sol ride him while playing Soulcalibur
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>>80142099
Alastor is black, why is his penis small?
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>>80142246
Alastor is a twink
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https://youtu.be/B_WERbi7X4c?si=mCu101aWoUR0bNz0
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>>80142246
They generally have smaller penises due to poor nutrition making them smaller than whites.
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>>80141980
Seething jealous Abel...
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>>80142030
>>80142110
Me…
I have never cared for fat characters before and tbdesu it used to kind of gross me out (mostly because i would just see extreme hyper obese blueberry art instead of regular fat) now i just want to grope Abel’s chubby tits. I believe he rewired my brain
>>80142170
>>80142224
C-Cute…
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>>80142246
Some artists enjoy that. Canonically he's meant to be hung.
>Playmat artist hired to draw voodoo Al
>Draws huge bulge
>Viv is happy with this and gives a greenlight
I think she mentioned him having a huge cock at another point, but my memory eludes me.
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Alastor rockin' the Bowie Bulge.
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>>80141567
Merry Christmas, thx for the art!
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Guys. Guys…
Look at this. Look at it.
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>>80142246
Because that artist is a FREAK (I like their Al he's very fluffy)
Al should have a big dingus tho
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>>80142470
Sex SEX!
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>>80142463
>defended with my life
He pussed out after getting hit once
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God I'm the worst.
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>>80142470
Their fluffy deer is adorable and also the only artist I've seen be able to make it look good.
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BRIGHT--AACKKKKKKKKKKK
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I'm so fucked up.
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>>80141940
Oh, I meant Boxing Day is a state holiday lol, I should have been more specific. Not sure how widely celebrated it is though, since it was only recognized in the mid 90s.
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>>80142525
I'm the only one allowed to post random self-deprecating comments here, Chief.
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>>80142525
>still no art of Vox masturbating over comatose Alastor
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i'll never fucking escape i just typed hsg into the search bar to find this thread
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>>80142405
Hung bratty deer
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>>80142549
Welcome back. We might be getting news soon.
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>>80142535
It's an Evangelion reference
>>80142540
I'll take that or Lute shlicking to Adam's corpse
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fat men owe me sex
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>>80142562
i hope you mean hazbin news
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Bee owes me boops.
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>>80142574
Helluva boss related news. They seem to be prepping for a 2026 release and the account recently gotten activity.
Not interested in it, though.
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Chubby maleanons owe me tummy pics
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>>80142562
I like Adam’s claws…
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>>80142613
fucking finally, thanks anon



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