/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4416>"Happy Hollydays" Edition--Stories--By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By SpaceDimSum>Morgan's Skate Club v0056https://spacedimsum.itch.io/morgansskateclubBy Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Order (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341By JP5>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By TheWhiteFoxProject>Rare Mammalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56532217By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By LunarOxide>Eclipsehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056By ScaryDrPepper>Lonely Everglades (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526By Red_Nine>End of Active Obligated Service (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28149387By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80134466Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>Hanukkah with your jewish waifur and her family
>>80140167billion year old fertility goddess
>>80140220eweish*
Waifurs who HATE christmas
>>80140220Anne Frank waifur
wtf bea you celebrate crimmis????
Where you a good boy this year anon?
>>80140234>*passively radiates waifur lust through your epidermis like a 5G tower*
>>80140260No such thing exists
>>80140278No.
>>80140187Tell us what your favorite unfinished story so that maybe it updates before the year ends.Alternatively, bully the author into telling you why it won't.
>>80134541Now this is my kinda vidya - you can skateboard AND talk to cute anthro chicks.
>>80140220>ermmm anon we don't eat that here that's not kosher meata break up was to be expected
>>80140278...Yeeesss?
>>80140234She's going on the mantle.
>>80140290Does this cat know that I became a writer instead of an artist
>>80140290>Stealing the Golden Waifur idol from the forbidden temple
>>80140187only now after the image is posted i find out that i wrote "holidays" whong.fuck my stupid chud life
>>80140405I like "hollyday" it's cute
>>80140405That makes it better
>>80140187I'll excuse the use of happy holidays here because it was used for a pun
>>80140405>whongI wuv u whong tyme
>>80138320>>80138342That is a Taurus g3c, a poor ghettoblaster for brazilians and blacker-than-a-moonless-night-in-nigger-afrcia niggers. If that is Lorepaw's gun I hope he gets something nicer for christmas.
>>80140570Asian anthros have infiltrated successfully. Trust the process
>>80140586He was interested in picking up an economical AR, so you may want to fly that his way.
>>80140586>Lorepaw is a nigShocker.
>>80140609Uh oh
Lmao. So this is your new tactic.It's gonna fail, btw. Just like your life.
>>80140187Did your significant other enjoy your gift? Did you enjoy hers?
>>80140652He needs a white mans gun
>>80140692>replying to a shitposter you disappoint santa and morgan
>>80140671Man, I'm trying really hard. The job market is rough right now.
He's a country boy, he probably spends his patreon money on dip and truck nuts or something.
>>80140689She's about to get it. :)
>>80140586He probably owns several since he's a country boy, but there's no shame in humble beginnings. Also given the context of that picture, it was almost certainly done for comedic effect to the 2 people on twitter that would've identified it.
God I fucking hate retards minimodding and shitposters, both of you niggers should never post here.
>>80140728That looks painful
>>80140692He needs a white man 7w7
>>80140297DIEEEEE>>80140304Get your present
>>80140746What he really needs is a nigfur to use his ghetto blaster
>>80140767Woah, that's a pretty good present. A Merry Christmas indeed.
>>80140745For you
Looks like he's going to start pitching childish tantrums to run off artists again, what a jobless baby Always remember to ignore shitposters, needless assholes and bad bait
>>80140652Nah ive seen his hand. Dudes whiter than sour cream
>>80140804Love that smelly nerd awoo.
>>80140586don't be rudealso post /k/furs
>>80140804>Is that playful banter?>SHITPOSTER SHITPOSTER SHITPOSTERBeyond schizo
hey lp can i get a discount on your redbubble, pretty please
Veranon melty, sorry we don't care about inflation
>>80140858missy wit da blicky
>80140852Don't forget to help your aging mother out of her car after she rants about you not getting a job again.
which thread artist gets the most irl pussy?
>>80140617Interesting.LOREPAWLOREPAWLOREPAW LOOK HERE IF YOU WANT THE BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK AR.Get the PSA PA-15 16" M4 in 5.56 with MOE furniture. It is 100% the most budget friendly works out the box rifle there is and often goes on sale for under $600 after taxes and fees. I have a MOE blaster on every floor of my house and trust my life to them. If you listened to retards who say that anything less than a Daniel Defense prebuilt means you're dead in the streets, they are gay and wrong. If you totally refuse to do anything PSA then get a Ruger AR-556 which can also be found sub-$600 if you look. On the struck-by-lightning chance something is wrong with it, Ruger will warranty it for free.
Idea: Stressed out chef waifur who's head chef at a fancy restaurant and chain smokes on her break. But what species would she be?
>>80140767I'll die when God lets me.
>>80140885Having relationships makes you a worst artist. Can't focus on the grind.
Reminder that back in the 1980's, hundreds of deer anthros died due to St. Helens. The USGS refuses to explain why they haven't found the bodies since.
>>80140804god i need her so bad
>>80140652man you're fucking retarded if you hear his voice and think that's a black guy
>>80140586my buddy got a ruger max-9 for christmas last year. he tells me ruger is good as *the* workhorse gun maker. im not as familiar with guns though, and he says the charging rack on it tends to rattle when theres no magazine inside it.
>>80140941>shitposters are retarded Gamebreaking meta right here.
>>80140962She looks like she takes horse dildos
>>80140962Horsecock rat...
Waifur who's been down too long in the midnight sea
>>80140962She looks like she enjoys the presence of human men
>>80140833does it count if she's a bug
>>80140987TRVKEShe's a DIRTY human customer kisser. Filthy, even.
>>80140692>>80140890Just spend the extra buck and go for the superior Aryan made firearm
>>80140833>Semi/Fully autosI hate those types, fucking normieteir.
>mouse after taking the horse dildo whole
>>80140962>>80141012imagine de wagiecel smelle
I'm trying to remember all the hmofa guns.There's the Morgan pistol, and I think there's an FN SCAR or something with Mila on it. If memory serves me right. I also saw a 1911 with that one bully character from I Wani Hug That Gator, and an old army helmet with an IWHTG pin in it in the same photo. But I don't know if that was ever posted here.
>>80141013a superior side arm for the mogged jobber in youjust get a trench gun and paint your pretty little uguu waifur on it
>>80141043>sweat>cleaning chemicals >grease>depression >passive stink of all the other human employees she keeps bumping into>self-loathing>would you like an apple pie with that
>>80141105Wife
>>80141117You can marry her after the gangbangs
>he needs gunsyour waifur will never truly respect you if you cannot beat armed opponents with big sticks, rocks, improvised weaponry and fists
>>80141117All the stinks of a wife, just with your sweat instead
Why can't I hit nexttttt, this character is so good, I don't wanna lose her and have to start over.
>>80141105she wouldnt have this problem if she stayed at home and took care of the pups. which she deserves because she is wife and lovable
>>80141097I would never desecrate a Winchester model 1897 by painting on it dont even joke around like that
>>80141155LMAO
>>80141137if they have a gun, no amount of big rock is going to save me, they can just point and blam. get a gunfur who wants to marge collections with you
Peak hmofa game, if you can bear the slight mental illness.
>>80141117>>80141147>>80141162Even girlfailures make prime wives. You just need to show them how things are done. They try the hardest for their man!>>80141155subbed to her podcast
the bird cabal has failed me
Ideas: Jackal waifur living on a Coptic space settlement in the far future.>Jaded Law Bringer on a frontier planet riding through the prairies and dry plains in his outlands patrol buggy with his Kangaroo partner and his double-barrel railgun at his side.These could both take place in the same universe now that I think about it.
>>80141204>t. Archie
I'm becoming mousepilled in real time...
>>80141155try erasing shit and hope it works>>80141204whats the game
>>80141216Good, we hate birds here
>>80141216you just got birb update yesterday
>>80141175fine just etch something on it with a little pyrography
>>80141232Paraphore I think
Merry Christmas, /hmofa/!
>>80141222Why did I put that second one in greentext? Whatever. Here's a picture of Emma.
>>80141216Good
>>80141136According to e621 this image(and the horse dildo one) was drawn by "the shitposter 2069". I wish i was joking. What a fucking name lmao
>>80141216How have you been failed, anon?
>>80141205god i want her to cup my dick nut and balls with her hands like that as i shoot a fat ogrer load on her flat chest
>>80141216This meme is boring. Tiny dogs, carry him to the Publix Chicken Roaster
>>80141250Minhee :)Merry Christmas anon!
>>80141257nobody caresstop biting bait
>>80141265Imagine how SOFT her hands must be... And she's obsessed with your musk and size, so she's in awe the whole time. And then she makes a bunch of cute squeaks while dumping your baby batter all over her
>>80141250>Wrap her head>Falls over unconscious from lack air
>>80141257That's just el-k's alt
Don't forget to draw on the Christmas magma before its too late! https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc
>>80141250>Waifur when she's poor
>>80141332>F-Five Inches?? Please... go slow...Definitely a musk hound for sure.
Hide and ignore folks, hide and ignore.
>>80141382She fucks dog men
>>80141367The contrast of cute and lewd on these is always kind of jarring to me
>>80141395Based
>>80141403They used to typically be a bit more uniform in that way.
>>80141367zamn son lemme get that reindeer on the left
>>80141426Here you go anon.
>>80141204>slightCan't call it peak hmofa when there are furbois raping babies. Cool game though.Would the thread be interested in something similar in terms of gameplay and presentation? Just curious.
>>80141437I'm always down for more Text-based hmofa games. A lot of the current ones are tied down by not so great fetishes.
>>80141434FUUUAARRRKK i love reindeer women
>>80141437I still have no idea what game it is.
>>80141426cute yet strong wagiewhat is she doing working fast food with a body like that???
I just had a thought. We could probably make a /hmofa/ version of The Sims. We'd just have to go for a simpler version, maybe like the first or second game. Sims 2 was pretty good tbdesu.
>>80141501oh shit id buy that for a dollar
>>80141434Damn, that's pretty hot! DoctorCure has definitely improved his art
>>80140300I'm glad you enjoy it, thank you for playing.>>80141155that's odd. Type the name in again, the button should re-enable.
>>80141367Do You have to draw directly on that canvas or can you Ctrl v your drawing into it?
>>80141483She's too kind so her therapist suggested she take up a career in part-time food services so she can learn to hate. So far the only thing she's done is let (You) feel her body up during break>>80141501Me and my waifur walking down the one meter wide unpainted hallway to sleep in our vibrating heart bed that costs half our house
>>80141548You can Ctrl V
>>80141454I'll certainly keep that in mind. It shouldn't be too hard to put a pleasant interface together so it would only be a matter of making an interesting and/or exciting read.>>80141458Paraphore. Severe content warning.
>>80141556good fucking lord
>>80141562>Paraphore. Severe content warning.Uh yeah... Is there something in this game that makes it worth it or is this a skip?
>>80141556yeah working fast food or any kind of customer service job will definitely change your outlook on life
>>80141556would she hate me if i said i'd like to trade each of her abs for the same number of kids or more?
>>80141562The main thing I'd want is Multi-nip content, since literally none of the text-based games have it IIRC.
She's going to beat your ass
>>80141609disgusting art
>>80141650is this like a "okay i slapped your ass, now i want you to slap mine. (i still want a baby for my christmas present, honey)" sort of thing we're talking about? i probably wouldnt mind then
>>80141609She would be speechless at first and you'd think you had messed up, but then she'd walk you behind the dumpster and beg to make her a mother. She doesn't want to hate, she wants to love, and becoming a mother is the ultimate expression of love
>>80141662i find it rather endearing, even if its only an edit
>>80141669No, you were naughty this year and now you're gonna get beat with a bundle of wooden switches.
>>80141662Expecting quality from assfags is a fool's errand.
>>80141687I honestly wish there were more x-ray shots like that.
Anyone have that one image from this character where she says (You) are "one of the good ones"?
>>80141650>And because you haven't learned your lesson>You get the rod!>You get the roooood!
>>80141662>>80141687Anthro wombs are made for human babies.
>>80140890i will keep this in mind, thanks! broke from the holidays but hopefully soon.
The Binch will steal your shit before Krampus will beat your ass
>>80141762Heh, I get that reference.
>>80141650Gross as fuck proportions and art.
>>80141847Robo-Lynx wife :)
>>80141785You can only get one or the other, either you have christmas spirit the grinch wants to steal or you lack the good will amongst men and krampus visits you to remind you of it. Unless its a monstergirl type krampus in which case good luck with those hip bruises, brother
>>80141365What a faggot
>>80141587Well, it's a text adventure with very few images I believe you can toggle off and content tags for every scene, with some stuff even having a skip option I believe. It's certainly some sort of kino, but not hmofakino. If you can't handle fucked up stuff just skip it, since it's a major part of the existential nightmare of Paraphore.>>80141636That's pretty innocuous and simple to write and I agree it'd rare.
>>80141847Oohhgg
>>80141847the sarah of felines
>>80141761
Saw that one coming. Just gonna say it, I've got a plan for that treasonous, degenerate motherfucker. Him and all those other scum. You know the ones. You'll know it when it happens.
>>80141560oh. Interesting. I have been too chickenshit to draw anything for it because I thought people would have to watch my godawful process and judge my stupid ass every step of the way.
>>80141919Thanks anon.
>>80141881Honestly I liked it because it has lengthy snuff Loli rape scat piss scenes written out of genuine love for those things, not just shock value. Honestly my eyes glazed over those scenes eventually but I can appreciate actual degeneracy, not just wanting to push buttons. The endings are pretty existential too, felt meta after I spent 7 hours straight playing just to have it end.
>>80141847Akoshak makes prime hmofa
>>80141765Reminder that grungy goth waifurs are the most fertile.
>>80141876>Binch ruins your Christmas spirit >As a result, Krampussy beats your ass until morale improves
Crab
>80142039Interest lost
>>80142039>>80141785https://static1.e621.net/data/93/2a/932abf3e0e6e25512cfefa097aca4feb.webm
>>80142023Dess' fertility has always been self-evident, but she simply has to find a human bold enough to match her temper and take it.
>>80141250Minhee mousemas
>>80141683even after she married me and we made many kids together, i think i still might tell her i felt a little bad for (probably temporarily if she likes working out) taking her abs from her, since thats something she probably had to work for and maintain. but then again, i like anything from abs to an overly pudgy venus tummy, so she might not mind because we'd still be going at it like rabbits into our old age.
>>80141987It is a good story, yes. Its genuine (misplaced) passion is what sets it apart from something like Maggot Baits which was made just to spite the studio that limited Euphoria's development, yet I still cannot recommend it for most. Much less here.
>>80142039>>Binch ruins your Christmas spiritYou gotta have more christmas spirit than some who hash eating bitches
Guys, where did my deer friend go? She just vanished in the snow.
>>80142139OH HO HO NO BRO
>>80141765>>80142083eggnog from the tap
>>80142130Yeah, definitely for the battle hardened and/or degenerate.I got to say it has great characters for what it is, actually lovable, not just fetish dispensers, well, lovable fetish dispensers at least.
>>80142139It snew
>>80142103pudge is kingpudge solves the golden ratio pudge cured my dog's ebolaidslet pedge across your borders and give pudge your jobs and homes
>>80142236>snewHaven't heard that one before.
>>80141532Interestingly, touching the name box at all is what greys out the next button. If I just leave the name when first creating the skater, I can just go back in and change the name. Also, check out this sick fit:
>>80142251Would
>>80142251This bitchy hag needs correction
>>80142301I just noticed the cock cage as the logo.
>>80142301I think I just spent a solid minute staring at her tits. Damn.
>>80142301>>80142348Better than the Balldo
>>80142301What do you guys think is on the menu
>>80140259True
>>80142301An amazing feature that we all wanted
>>80141199Hot pic
>>80141881haven't heard paraphore mentioned in a while. Is there still a way to play it?
>>80142255polar bear in msc when...
>>80141881>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOCnu2WfAOYthread theme
>>80142468Maybe if we're loud enough, he'll hear us and add it.OI! SDS! CAN YOU ADD A POLAR BEAR TO THE GAME NEXT UPDATE?
>>80142371>Slopburger with 8oz Pronoun Patty and Rainbow Sauce>Onions Latte>Woke Triple Decafe> ̶D̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶B̶r̶e̶a̶s̶t̶m̶i̶l̶k̶ ̶D̶e̶l̶u̶x̶e̶ (SOLD OUT)>Xir Salad, Lightly Tossed>Product>Pride Nuggies (Estradiol Flavored)And an Escape Bag with every purchase
>>80142458Pretty sure you can look it up, download the swf and play it on local flash
>>80142458Download the standalone Flash player and the game file from Internet Archive or Kemono. You can also play on https://ruffle.rs/demo/ assuming you have the file, or maybe even on swfchan.
>>80142437that's fucked
>>80142251>>80142301Need more hmofa hag breeding correction.
>>80141532Facing Worlds would make a pretty cool special skate-off map.The picture made me think of it.
>>80142516Cute
>>80142495Kek>>80142527I'm reminded that we're never getting Unreal Tournament 4...Anyways, happier thoughts. Which waifur would you play Unreal Tournament with? Also, which waifur(s) have played the original Unreal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn-pNxtByM
anthros are good for hardfucking and nothing else
>>80142635You sound like someone who may be interested in /collared/ But I warn you, they're kinda gay sometimes.
>>80142635Hot pic but no I disagree
>>80142647You're speaking to a /trash/fur veteran who called out Krautdyke and Asphalt using /adhg/ to shill /collared/ when it was brand-spanking-new, four years ago and some change. Not interested
Romantic cuddlefucking with your anthro fiance, no protection because you are ready to have kids.
>>80142715>cuddlefuckingTenderplapping
>>80142596Damn, that takes me back, CTF-Face, CTF-Face][, and CTF-Lavagiant are permanently seared into my memory, fuck I miss good game design. I never got to play the other three UTs, but I heard the only improvement was graphics, and things like vehicles were divisive back then.
>>80142694I don't recall that particular little debacle. Didn't one of those two commit an act of treason against the way of hmofa? I can't remember now... Anyways, I don't blame you for not being interested, they're a bit much sometimes. And that's coming from someone who's into hardcore adhg. I can take it but can't dish it out I guess
>>80142726>tenderplappingspoonhumping
>>80142753It was nothing, just a minor annoyance from our own artists astroturfing another general. They stopped after like a thread or two.>treasonProbably Asphalt. He was always a little controversial, but drawing snuff and toilet fetishes didn't curry him any favors. I've seen more than enough to not be entirely offput by OC of any kind, tee-bee-aytch
>>80142740I always played Quake more, but I also have a love for UT.
>>80142824Faust didn't sell Hao, did she?
>>80142824I think he let some furfag friend of his draw or commission or whatever that big dog(?) lady of his getting fucked by some furboy self insert BS. Kind of shit we've had to deal with before. Mark my words, if I ever get the opportunity there'll be hell to pay for some people.Anyways, love Hao.
I've been on /trash/ since day 1 and know nothing about /collared/ and /adhg/ and I think that's fine.
Don't know about you guys, but it's just about 15 minutes till midnight over here. You know what that means.
>>80142859Nah, that's not really her style. She has a large backlog of characters spanning years and will periodically shuffle over them throughout the year, on average. All I can really say on that front is good things come to those who wait>>80142870HH (Hi Hao)
>>80142916You're up past your bedtime and mom's gonna freak?
>>80140187How do I leave the character creation screen for skateclub?
>>80142916HEIL SANTA
>>80142939What? No. It means... IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas SWW if you're seeing this. Dog Bless.
>>80142963Santa will rape you if you stay up too late
>>80142963Santa MorganSkating down my chimney tonight
>>80140187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sgIG06q6I8
If I've got a Christmas doodle in the works, once it's done, should I post it after midnight? Or wait until the sun has risen and the day has properly started to count it?
>>80143000SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFFFFFF SNNNNNNIFFFFFFFFF SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF
>>80143000>Daughter wearing slutty clothes again*sigh* *unzip*
>>80142979True I already told him to send his anthro rape squad
>>80143049Oh you don't gotta worry about it like it's a deadline or something, Anon. Not unless it's tied to something like major project being released. Feel free to post whenever
>>80143078Don't threaten me with a good time
I wish pic related was here to hug me right now. I think I got the flu.
>>80143097That's rude
>>80143080It's just a nice little Christmas doodle wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. I'll have it done tonight, but I'm wondering if I should post it as soon as it's done or wait until sunrise at least. I'm sure it'd be fine either way, I'm just weird about things sometimes.Have a nice drawing I downloaded.
>>80143078You're being naughty, he's sending elf rapists instead
>>80143097he's got the renaflu
>>80142484What bear waifurs does this thread even have… we need some bears in here
The best day of the year for me, I don't care how fucking bad this world is. This day is why I never kill myself.
I'm getting the urge... If I downloaded it, anyone wanna try and get in a match together? In a day or two of course, not during Christmas.https://oldunreal.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6UtCOGqTmI
>>80143198We prefer pandas here
>>80143000Sock that damn thing back to the shadow realm where it belongs
>>80142495>Estradiol Flavoredlol
>>80143145>knife earsThey'll never take me alive I've scaved enough black powder from 50,000 Christmas crackers to blow this place sky high give me fluff or give me death
>>80143069
>>80140234All men and waifurs be jolly
>>80143220
>>80143200sure, i asked about this a few months ago too. ut2k4 is coming out for free soon too which is amazing.
just saw a kobold throw herself at a gnome, i almost cried sisterssad world we live in where the best skinnie a girl can get is a living garden ornament
Here on the east coast, it's past midnight. Which means... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
>>80143296thats me therethats me and my wife in the photo taken by our ghost (he died in 1855)
>>80142516what exactly is a "furry snack"?
>>80143276>ut2k4 is coming out for free soon too which is amazing.Wait it is? Awesome!I'm gonna go download UT '99 and get it set up now. Hopefully I'll see you there in a day or two, yeah?
>>80143310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEMjF2n3-SQ
>>80143325I should be. I'll have to call in sick. Don't really know how to handle the hosting situation though.Waifur skins would be sick.
>>80143348I think there's some community run servers still going. Could try to meet up in one of those.>Waifur skins would be sick.Yes they would.
>For nearly 25 years now, I have been writing a letter to Vixen since I was a kidDo you think she still reads them? I will always remember that one day when she sent me a hoofprint in one letter I wrote to her when I was a kid.
how's everyone holden up?
>>80143302>Glaceon but with armor and ryuko's half scissor
watching home alone with the blue space cat
>>80143386I think she does anon, I think she does.
>>80143502I hope you're right.
My games folder is looking pretty good. Still need to download bunker game though. Anyone got a link?
>>80143423currently drinking myself to death and playing nuclear optioni miss having friends
>>80142916The Binch is coming...
>>80143428are you complaining or praising?
>>80143529https://eremitic-egghead.itch.io/bunker-game
>>80143529Voices of the Void is unironically good, even if the community is full of fucking troons for some reason.I hate how they infiltrate every indy game somehow.
>>80142526Groomer hagfurs feeling young again
>>80143603might want to avoid votv for the moment unless they finally fixed all the shit the latest big patch broke
>>80143603>I hate how they infiltrate every indy game somehow.they would've been bog-standard geeks and meek dudes twenty or thirty years ago but excessive fetishism and paraphilias basically ruined a generation of potentially great game devs while not really knocking on their inherent talents
>>80143596Is that the one with the New Delhi air supply?
>>80143423So-so, family is being... Difficult with some things. But y'know what? Not gonna let it get me down. It's Christmas, and I just downloaded UT '99. Things aren't that bad, and they'll get better if I just try. I know it.>>80143596Thanks anon.>>80143603I've heard good things, wanna give it a try once I have a less dogshit computer. And I can't stand it either, it's insufferable. And my brother got groomed into being a leftist furfag discord troon, so I REALLY know how bad it can get.Anyways, look at this cute fox.
You ever get that feeling?
>>80143644???
>>80143631This. Lonely dweebs and nerds got easily addicted to hentai thanks to the Internet and developed autogynephilia. Porn and social isolation, combined with some legit autism, turned a lot of young men into troons. It's no wonder why so many MtFs came into being during and after the pandemic.
>>80143691The air thing gets stinky or whatever.
>>80143558And I will rape her when she comes for my presents.
>>80143680Yeah...>picSOVL
>>80143696worst case of mass hysteria in human history for sure
>>80143696Why so many people refuse to even entertain the notion that maybe some of these people are just perverted weirdos is beyond me. I mean, I think that's always been the case for most trannies, but y'know.
>>80143680Nigga is that Charlie Kirk?
>>80143603My issue with it is early on it felt like an eery and spoopy signal simulator 2.0 but now it's just a single cat dad simulator that also has a convoluted signal system. Quality hmofage.
>>80143798It'd better be a sandwich>>80143803It's a painting commission based on an ai pic of him yeah
>>80143803Maybe
>>80143669>Brother is a Leftoid furfag >You post in /hmofa/Dark. I refuse to believe your parents dont deserve this.
>>80143798>picIt's an interesting world we live in.>>80143803I'm wondering the same thing.Anyways, what would (You) do to brighten up these canine gal's day and make sure she has a happy Christmas?(God I wanna play Hearts of Iron IV so bad, Stellaris too.)
How do I access the new Skate Club level?
>>80143680>>80143825which ones ai
>>80143867both are real
>>80143843Hey! Nothing wrong with posting in /hmofa/ But yeah the other thing is no good.> I refuse to believe your parents dont deserve this.I assure you, they don't. That's what makes it so sad.
>>8014362309c has some really interesting bugs going on, I love the new controls though, way smoother than the old setup, the new atv is neat too.>>80143631Marxist professors telling tomboys that they're FtM and less masculine men that they're MtF is something I'll never forgive, they have created a plague of narcissistic weirdos that both spread AIDS and spread like AIDS.>>80143669Great game, also the thing with one of the spacecats being into you is neat, the 'vaccine' is an amazing boost, it also makes you immune to their moderately toxic body fluids.
>>>/pol/524304971
No such thing as "Lefitsm", only Stalinism.
>>80144128
>>80144114Well done, the codephrase is 'Dionysus' go put your head underwater and take a deep breath.
>>80143631this>>80143807it has a great atmosphere but once its been spoiled or youve completed it it loses a lot of the magic. [new thing] needs to come along
>>80144114So how long until it gets jannied?
I hate /pol/ posters
>>80144165
>>80144128>>80144153Ugh lee
>>80144096>Marxist professors telling tomboys that they're FtM and less masculine men that they're MtF is something I'll never forgive, they have created a plague of narcissistic weirdos that both spread AIDS and spread like AIDS.They will someday be executed for this vile transgression, Inshallah.>>80144153... I think I get it now...Anyways, look at this deer. A true New Englander she is.
>>80144179wrong pic sorry
>>80143784I think modern trannyness is a symptom of a larger social problem: young men are being isolated and left behind. >Most markings of manhood, like owning a home, is cucked by corpos and our economy which inhibits maturity.>"Nothing ever happens" so we have no causes to champion, forcing us to seek absurdist ideologies to fill that void (groypers, champagne socialism). >Our elders don't have any wisdom or values to share because they were all spoiled brats. >The Internet is centralized and is powered by predatory algorithms that prioritize negativity, addiction, and engagement at any cost so that some sociopathic techbro can get richer. People are so desperate for identity, community, and purpose that they resort to genital mutilation just to experience a facsimile of a tribe. Our primitive monkey brains haven't evolved fast enough to keep up with human development, and we're spiraling.
>>80144186
>>80144208I had a tomboy friend growing up, lost contact in HS, I don't want to find out what happened.Shit seemed so bright in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>80144247>Shit seemed so bright in the 90s and early 2000s.alright unc, enough yapping, it's way past your bedtime. cmon, drink your oj and go to bed
>>80144211Well there’s also the fact that at least half of all troons have autism (probably they can’t understand subtle things or unspoken modes of behavior that go well understood and internalized by everyone else. Speaking from experience of working with autistic people)
>>80144247It's genuinely sad that most youths don't even know about that feeling. There's been nonstop recession and cringeworthy politics that they were essentially forced to grow up in. Add the pandemic, and you have tardmagedon.
>>80144271That fucking jiggaboo speak you retards you is even more cringe than the wigger phenomenon.
>>80144278Probably because*Please excuse the typo, the eggnog was spiked today
>>80144278this is also why they seethe during any conflict whatsoever
>>80144211The next couple centuries are gonna be real rough aren't they?>>80144247Here's hoping things ended up okay for her.>Shit seemed so bright in the 90s and early 2000s.Indeed... Well, unless you lived in Russia anyways. Or were aware of what was really going on and things starting to unfold.>>80144278I'm autistic as shit but thankfully have a good enough grip on things to NOT end up like that. Fucking hate 'em.Man, do I love this deer.
>>80144247I give the early 2000s a 9 out of an 11
/fit/ janny deleted my dirty crackhouse sports threadraped!
My games folder is looking pretty great now. Anyone got any recommendations for things to add to it?
>>80144354play timesplitters
>>80144312>The next couple centuries are gonna be real rough aren't they?Things are really starting to boil over in some places, thank god they pushed too hard and too far way too fast, I pray for pograms.>>80144323kek, I was in like the first period of class in middle school when that happened, literally the first classes of the day.
>>80144354https://gamejolt.com/games/fnac/917266
>>80144354X-Piratez.
>>80144354The Adventures of Pluto Nash in 3d
>>80144397i hate those blue fuckers
>>80144354Underage panty quest 7
>>80144354LISALISA THE POINTLESS
>>80143848use a custom skater to find all the skate tickets in a level, then talk to the taxi lady.
>>80144247i had a friend like that in school, but she moved. we hung out at my house a lot...
>>80144410y
poop
>>80144432no reason
My Tamriel Rebuilt folder was deleted what the fuck
>>80144444THE DOMINION WON
>>80144444Remarkable digits.
>>80144366>Things are really starting to boil over in some places, thank god they pushed too hard and too far way too fast, I pray for pograms.If that day comes, I know I'll be out there with 'em. I've personally dealt with too much shit to not want to. That being said, I worry deeply about innocents being caught in the crossfire or unjustly targeted. Should probably make plans to help prevent that.>>80144365>>80144370Noted.>>80144391What's that?>>80144391Kek>>80144406Fallout: New Vegas sex mod (real by the way)>>80144411I don't know, series kinda fell off after 5.>>80144412Heard good things, but also that it's pretty heavy. Will keep in mind though.>>80144444Insane quints
>>80144491>KekMeant to be the reply to>>80144397
>>80144278Also, humans are social creatures that will naturally bend to be part of a larger forum. If someone is isolated because of, for example, quarantine, there gonna be awkward at best. I've seen this personally:>Get a new job building ships for the feds>Have to go through training >Meet a dweebish 18 year old>A bit of a tard, but has plenty of potential >Won't stop talking about how he's so healthy and based and always takes long runs on the beach while being a lanky loser>Do the math and realized he was about 12 or 13 during quarantine, one of the most pivotal times for social development >Instructor sees that he's a sperg after he was caught playing with the tape measure like a fidget toy, unofficially pairs him with me so that I can knock some sense into him >It was working>Start to get friendly when he locks the fuck in>Take the gamble and in hubristic fashion give him my phone number to mentor him>Nothing for a week>Then he sends me a gif of a pole dancing dinosaur while I was on the highway>Almost crash because my Jurassic Park audiobook was interrupted by dino stripperNow I like dinos, but that's not something you send a coworker. Even as a gag>Show the instructor. Almost kicks the sperg out. >Only doesn't because there was a few days left in training >Force him to apologize. Force him to realize HR will filter him the moment he steps onto the real job floor.>Realized that me graduating when I did was like getting the last chopper out of 'Nam>Gif unfortunately related
>>80144354oblivion remastered + big titty khajiit + thick atronach + follower mod
Another Christmas alone, my waifur stuck in a fictionalized version of ancient China, leaving me to suffer in reality.
>>80144521Chinese pussy got you acting unwise, friend
>>80144491>What's that?X-COM mod, not Nu-Com, Old X-COM, the one where instead of an elite team you get hordes of SF dudes killed in an aliem wars meatgrinder because a sectoid reaction fired on you with a blaster bomb launcher on turn one exiting the skyranger.The mod is more forgiving in some ways and harder in others, you play as mutants living on earth long after we got our shit kicked in, to goal to start is to do what you want cause a Pirate is free.
>>80144567You've caught me in a very Chinese time in my life. Unfortunately, I am surrounded by scheming eunuch furbois working to destroy the dynasty despite me having the Mandate of Heaven.
>>80144567Chinese tigers
Oh for- I just realized what FNAC is. Why does it look like it has a lot of effort put into it?>>80144517That little animation wasn't made as a weird joke, that's some freak shit. And y'know what? I think it's kinda hot. Still wouldn't want a co-worker to send it to me either though.>>80144518Brotha, my computer could not run that.>>80144569Sounds cool. Wanna hear something messed up? The only X-COM game I've ever played is The Bureau: XCOM Declassified on Playstation 3.>>80144592>You've caught me in a very Chinese time in my lifeI heard someone make a joke like that in YT video recently.Look at this dragon, she's pretty.
>>80144592send them my way, i'll uh "set them straight" for you with some of my antient Chinese techniques
>>80144354daggerfall and morrowind
>>80144627You wouldnt know the first thing about Kung Fu
>>80144354saya no uta
>>80144641i know how to do the wuxi fingering hold
>>80143680
>>80144592
>>80144517>Show the instructor. Almost kicks the sperg out.Seems a little harsh to report him for that. I feel like you should have told him in private not to do that shit, but I've always been soft on apprentices.
Making Hainan chicken with southern Chinese snake waiscale.
>>80144354missing unreal gold too
>>80144592>>80144678>Ok time for me to go brush my teeth
>>80144617To expand a bit, you play as a strain of mutant called an Uber, basically better humans, but you can get other mutants, reg humans, and even some aliens, the ethereal were more like the British they just wanted Earth and Sol to have them, and that they would be some productivity, that means that there is pretty good loot and even some other aliens and such, but as it turns out a bigass war and humanity blowing it's nuclear load was not so great, so mutants and shit.Your ass escaped from a lab, found an X-COM base from the war 600ish years ago, and decided on robbing people as a vocation. Ubers are pretty good; they have a base 20 armor even naked. They're also all chicks. This is a moderately lewd mod. the catgirls from the spacecat empire are squishy but have very high react and accuracy, ogers are like a muton-human hybrid, ect.small thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLWqqEMYygY
>>80144636Already got daggerfall, been wanting to try morrowind.>>80144648Heard good things, might try it.>>80144693Of course, my mistake. I'll go download it right now.
i need the fox pussy the fussy i need it...
>>80144517You met Baritone and lived
>>80144617>Still wouldn't want a co-worker to send it to me either though.Exactly. Being in this thread, I've seen and nutted to worse, but that gif is not something you share with anyone IRL. He said he sent it as a joke, but I saw right through that. You don't find a gif like that on meme sites.Experience and wisdom usually come from things we wished we could forget, like our most cringeworthy moments. Hopefully, the sheer shame, embarrassment, and cringe sets him straight before HR does and costs him a decent, consistent job in this economy. If I wanted to, I could have pressed the sexual assault angle and made his life worse. Reminder that you could be cringier. You can be more retarded. Take pride that you're somewhat decent now, anons.
Finally home from work. Now i can finish my Christmas story and hopefully post it tomorrow.
>>80144617FNAC genuinely has a really cool mechanic where Cobson makes his way to your office and will drain your power until you open the door, where he then goes around your room until leaving. He's blind and making any noise will cause him to rape you. It's genuinely a scary fucking mechanic
>>80144790it's also a sharty game probably full of malware though
>>80144685Nah. He needed to learn boundaries, especially for the job were training for (building shit for the government). If I wasn't harsh ASAP, he would have gotten bit in the ass later. I texted one word, "Disgusting" and he replied "lol" like the asocial sperg he was. Hilariously, he came to training uncharacteristically late after I blocked his number. When it comes to stuff I, a /trash/ poster, can construe as sexual harassment, you gotta drop the hammer.He'll thank me in a few years.
>>80144790>He's blind and making any noise will cause him to rape youHoly fuck.
>>80144810you could always just watch the playthroughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpT5YlrLz48or listen to the official osthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4
hopefully my flu doesnt get in the way of me finishing this before tonight or tomorrow is overalso merry christmas everyone
>>80144718I really wanna give this a try now. Although, should probably play the original X-COM first.>>80144790Fucking sharty game innovating in the genre more than so much of the competition. Shameful.>>80144738>>80144819I am a shut-in autistic weirdo who hardly talks to people in person and even I am socially aware enough to never do something like that and cringe at the thought. Yeesh.I like this cute bird.
>>80144869merr chrim
>>80144869Merry Christmas! Hope you get better soon.
>>80144873>I really wanna give this a try now. Although, should probably play the original X-COM first.You don't have to do so. The last time I played OG was when it was still newish, around 95-96, as a kid, I got my ass beat by the AI. I tried this back in 19' and it wasn't too hard to pick up, All old X-coms are defined by one thing, some time in your first campaign you will realise you fucked up somewhere and have made your save a challenge run, and must either restart or slam the wall till it breaks or you do, much like Dwarf Fortress you learn by finding out what you did wrong and tryng again.
>The /hmofa/ movie>Coming this summerWhat would it look like
>>80144971>Slowed down Imagine Dragons starts playing
>>80144971>One Human Man
>>80144971>WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEEL LIKE P DIDDY
>>80144971>One C4
>>80144971>IN A WORLD OF FURBOIS... ONE HUMAN STANDS.>"M...MASAKA... I KNEEL...">DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY
>>80144971>COMES THE FAMILY MOVIE OF THE SUMMER
>>80144971>ADAM SANDLER as ANONYMOUSTIEN>ZENDAYA as MORGAN
>>80144971>OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
>>80144971horror movie about the main protag is slowly waking up shifting from one reality to another where one world where waifurs exist and the other they dont and in the end he goes mad
>>80144955Oh okay. Still wanna try it someday though.
>>80144971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5UqofyKsNU
>>80144517>Then he sends me a gif of a pole dancing dinosaur while I was on the highway>Almost crash because my Jurassic Park audiobook was interrupted by dino stripperoh my god
