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/haha/ - I hate myself
Christmas Day Edition

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80138192/#
habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/
tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/
steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/

posscraft got ran over by a reindeer (RIP)
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i love my pbf
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i hate me
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>>80154011
hes so jolly!
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>>80154838
why's he like that?
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>>80154838
ambush predator
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>>80154912
full of hunger
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>>80154672
i dont know.
any suggestions
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>>80154838
ferocious creecher
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remember ferocious creecher?
this is him now >>80154998
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>>80154998
oh i responded in the other thread haha
>>80155058
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>>80155107
oh i see
i dont know nipple sucking is my biggest kink
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>>80155192
okay that works
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>>80155236
welp
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saw darting white orbs. no black spots. i saw what looked like the burn it when one stares at a candle flame but that didnt make sense because i always use sunglasses when i use a lighter. i waved it away and it immediately disappeared. that doesnt happen with lighter burn in. a demon appeared while i was meditating. it said it was an angle but i pointed out that its in fact a demon. it gave me a scary face scream then went away
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>dem-
hide post
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boys
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needs more semi furry critter people
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>>80155671
toys...
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>>80155638
you should quit being asexual and get a gf
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>>80155638
you should quit being asexual and be my gf
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>>80138821
it was part of a set
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/55656639/
you are thinking of another thing he scrapped,
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i have a german shep.... er i mean im asexual sorry
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>>80155671
>ai tracing artist
cool
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is zootopia 2 pbf-watchable?
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>>80156215
ankle biter
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>>80156277
honest mistake, he thought it was a cherry tomato
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>>80156298
they just love the taste of human flesh
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good christmas morning everyposs
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i should kill myself
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>>80156352
let me fuck your ass before you do it
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is getting drunk and fucked a possy kink
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>>80156399
yeah
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>>80152880
how did you know I was gimpin
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>>80156432
okay poss
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>>80156372
is this a possy kink too
like fucking someone knowing they're going to be dead tomorrow
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>>80156449
there was nothing in my sentence that implied i was assuming you were gimping, i just said it looks better than the gimps i make
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instead of worrying about possy kinks you should get a possy job chud
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>>80156483
i guess
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>>80156498
what's a possy job
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>>80156274
what make something pbf watchable
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>>80156511
like a footjob or a blowjob from a poss i think
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>>80156511
cock slubbing
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>>80156530
oh okay
i think ill stick to my regular job
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>>80156501
honestly it doesn't sound too bad to me
like by being close to someone that's close to death it's almost like i'm close to death
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>>80156511
wosser slubbing

>>80156516
i dont know
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finally, someone let me out of my cage
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>>80156662
*puts you back in your cage*
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despite all my rage,
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merry christmas possums!!!
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https://youtu.be/NOG3eus4ZSo?si=cS8iKQ3WXVVKF_rx
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>>80156486
I know I was just being silly
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>>80156695
thats not how the song goes!
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>>80156732
life would be so much easier as a scu thaver
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>>80156695
this is how i feel wearing fishnets
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>>80156769
i know you were just being silly i was just being fecesious fesecious fesesuuss fiseesiu fuck
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>>80156808
i know!!! at literally any time you could wiggle your little tail even sitting on someone in their lap and you would be so strong and have such pretty antlers to play with…
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>>80156769
>>80156851
new cutest possum exchange just dropped…
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>>80156895
make me into a pretty deer now now now now
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>>80156732
merry christmas
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>>80156922
*tfs you into a deer but you cant grow horns cause i cursed you a little bit*
hehe
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>>80156954
*looks at you with my doe eyes*
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>>80156976
*snaps a twig*
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It's racist to assume all scut havers have antlers. Bunnies exist
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might restart my conlang vocabulary from scratch AGAIN
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>>80157008
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>>80156922
but you already are a pretty deer… and wow look the top of your head is so smooth i can kiss it youre like the cutest deer ever!
>>80156938
merry christmas raccy!!! you look cute as always!!!
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>>80156851
feseesilly
the final creature hat is done
thanks for the nice words on the other ones posses
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not sure if i want to become fat or if im just really attracted to fat guys, i was eating a glazed donut earlier and got hard thinking about someone forcefeeding me a bakers dozen of them
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>>80157151
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>>80157151
his tits could stand to be bigger
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>>80157270
usually not a fan of fursuit head pictures but i will selfishly make an exception for this hunk
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Hello loser onions
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>>80157407
he really is cute like i would be very very very honored to give him a blow job
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>>80157417
what if we banded together to form a soviet onion
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>>80157433
Show opossum pussy instead
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>>80157433
might have to caramelize you
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>>80157455
i don't have that yet
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it's always fat ugly bastard but never fat beautiful bastard or fat beautiful pleasant guy
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>>80157466
I'll do it myself then.
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>>80156732
he looks nice i like him
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>>80157461
I'll make french onion soup with (you)
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i dont watch anime anymore do they still have like characters running in the OPs
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idk i dont watch tv shows in general
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>>80157151
could you finish a bakers dozen in one sitting?
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>>80157692
ive never had more than two in one sitting but i think i could stomach it if i had someone encouraging me to push myself past my limits
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>>80157799
i wish i had the money to encourage you poss. i'd love to get you all kinds of tasty things to eat and push you to finish everything.
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>>80157594
i thought the same thing and im pretty sure he would smell good too
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i got way too high
like unable to get up from my toilet because i physically lack the energy to move, ears ringing deaf, unable to focus my vision while taking the most painful shit of my life
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>>80157889
nono its ok poss id feel too guilty to accept money from anyone for something as silly as gaining weight anyways haha
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>>80157957
damn you okay?
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id like to be happy pretty please
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>>80158155
id like you to be happy too
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>>80158179
thank you.....
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this is literally how i feel right now
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narcissists hate my guts apparently
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pbf cheated on me, fursuit i bought lost by fedex, my pet possum died, fuck my life
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>>80158193
youree welcome…. your very cute to….
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no poss you're NOT owl from the megg mogg & owl comics...
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>>80158282
if you actually had a pet possum you'd have shown us by now
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>>80158307
good he sucks
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>>80158358
i have, i posted a pic of him here >>80157988
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>>80158370
no he doesnt... i love him...
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>>80158385
you dont have a pbf if you did you'd have posted him here
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>>80158422
i have, i posted a pic of him here >>80156695
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>>80158282
on one hand
haha thats what you deserve for being richer than me and having a boyfriend
on the other hand
i would be very sad if any of this happened to me
in conclusion
im sorry for your losses and i hope you get your suit eventually
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>>80158444
you dont have a fursuit if you did you'd have posted it here
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should i get drunk
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>>80158482
i have, i posted it here >>80157432
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>>80158486
dont ask alcoholics that
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>>80158532
are you an alcoholic should i get drunk
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>>80158522
man you got EVERYTHING
well
had everything
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>>80158486
yeah unless you have something going on tomorrow
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i have to remember that most people are driven by envy
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i'm back from christmas at my sister's with mom and dad. it was fun! her kids are so cute. they loved my cookies. merry christmas everybody! i'm watching jim carrey in how the grinch stole christmas now and smoking a chrismas joint on the heated blanket :)
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>>80158571
yeah..............
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>>80158672
glad to hear you had a good time
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>>80158370
no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdzOHUoJn7I
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>>80157534
i think youre a fat beautiful pleasant guy
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>>80158631
i never have anything going on ever
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all i did for christmas was play minecraft and now i'm drinking
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>>80158752
thank you
it's nice to not be viewed as a sex object all the time
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>>80158754
okay then go for it.

>>80158783
i got high and watched some christmas stuff and ate grilled cheese and cookies
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>>80158811
sup fatboy show us your tits
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>>80158285
the dont hug me im scared picture frame on the wall is so adorable and so is the creatura tangled in the christmas lights
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how can i be horny on an AD without undermining my credibility on main
i should stop pretending i don't get horny
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merry christmas possies hope youre all doing well and celebrating the festive times appropriately!
im running to the bathroom about every half hour to hour to vomit up whatever liquid ive consumed in that time and have been since about 10am haha
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>>80159071
popufur thoughts
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>>80159237
i don't even have a main yet
i'm just trying to prepare myself to start talking to people
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>>80159266
preparing yourself to become a popufur and ditch us yeah poss i get you yeah. you're going to post pics with a fishnet crop top and forget about this place
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anyone want to play worms...
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>>80159371
no sorry
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does anyone want to eat worms
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anyone want to play "worms"...
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>>80159466
yeah but i just ate
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>>80159493
i recorded this
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>>80159493
i dont wanna do this because i know my wosser will be the smaller one
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>>80159493
god i wish penis and cum were real
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>>80159513
just say you're a bottom
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>>80159557
bottoms have big dicks though
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>>80159557
idk which one i am because ive never had sex
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>>80159572
well i dont think there's any bottoms when you play "worms" anyway
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dont shoot me please
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>>80159493
this feels sooo good when you both buss at the same time
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i wish my peenor was smaller
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>>80159592
*dies*
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>>80159592
okay
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foreskin isnt enough, i wish i had a sheath
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this is raccthew now, feel old yet?
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>>80159745
no just jealous
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why dont you discord trannies talk on discord instead of here? is it a political thing?
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>>80159795
i can't attach possums to my posts on there
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>>80159795
where are the discord trannies
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>>80159493
this is a a pretty good video thanks for sharing
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>>80159861
here
>>80159765
>>80159745
>>80159651
>>80159237
>>80158634
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this is a nerd
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>>80159911
thank poss he recorded it
>>80160052
okay now show me a nerds gummy cluster
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>>80159942
i'm not a tranny. i'm a different kind of fucked up
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sup repressed transgenders
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>>80160250
it's all mate suppression just the same
built to kneecap the creative types and marketed toward above-average iq midwits
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>>80159126
hi poss i am!!! im having coffee that my parents got me (they are very nice we made it together its super delicious i love it) and were cooking in the kitchen now and yes i do wish for pbf and for silly pbf activities but this is very lovely and i am not sad. i hope you stop vomiting and start retaining liquid and feeling much happier too.
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>>80160052
i ate those a few days ago they were super tasy
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>>80160052
i found one of those on my floor an hour ago
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>>80160434
you found a nerd or you found a cute poss?
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>>80160464
i wish it was a cute poss...
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>>80160473
i wish it was too…
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crushing depression christmas
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>>80160699
gets worse every year
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>>80160683
neat
*plays with your tail*
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>>80160727
the anticipation of fun makes seasonal depression even worse
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i wanna kill myself less. that isnt supposed to happen. i was supposed to theatrically bleed out on the snow with notes with all of the words i was too afraid to mutter written on them, my life ending like a bittersweet movie. i dont wanna be like everyone else
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how long would the tree at the posshouse stay up after christmas? until new year's day or epiphany?
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>>80161378
until a week into january
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>>80161378
depends on if racc is playing with matches again this year
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my mom bought me a hair dryer for christmas even though i barely any hair left and i said i dont think i need it and this lead to her getting really angry and saying i had wasted christmas she left the room to put wrapping paper in the garbage and my sister told me i shouldnt have said that i said she shouldnt have bought such stupid shit in hush tones and my sister said i was disgusting i agreed i only had that quiet outburst because it triggered traumatic memories of how she had always errupted into aggressive rage over even when we did everything she wanted all our lives it was really unusual behavior in my part she came back in the room and she opened the presents we got for her i managed to damage control by surprising her with a book i got her which turned the day around but i still feel really bad about it to the point its given me an existential crisis
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i wanna kill myself more
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>>80161419
that sounds good

>>80161465
we'll find somethiny shiny to distract him with
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>>80161480
kill your mom
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I haven't drawn in a week and I can't really draw anyway
But I still pretend to myself that I'm an artist and that one day I'm gonna make it big
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>>80161533
"making it big as an artist" is earning less than minimum wage for drawing cub porn. youre not missing out
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>>80161567
Oh, I'm aiming below that. If I can get a handful of people interested in what I'm doing and maybe one or two friends then I've won, that's the big time for me.
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>>80161606
thats good actually
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just do art for fun and make money reselling pokemon cards or legos or whatever
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>>80161524
i feel really bad about it to the point where its brought me out in a cold sweat it kind of ruined christmas for me even though i outwardly managed to turn it around for the rest of the day its made me reflect on how even though its been a long time since the last one and ive put on a happy face and put on the act of being agreeable with her these incidents have always been a reoccuring thing with me and its given me a new existential crisis and made me think about how doomed and dark my future is
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I want to suck dick and have a big dick in my butt and
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>>80161941
do you also want to have your dick in a big butt
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>>80161941
same but average
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>>80161941
go to church and repent from these impure thoughts
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>>80161977
jamie pull up the picture of this cat having gay sex
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>>80161996
please dont...
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>>80161996
jamie's off for christmas
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mundane reality is so excruciatingly boring im tempted to let myself slip back into madness
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>>80161996
jamie pull up the cats pants and tuck him in for bed next to me
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>>80162030
this poss gets it
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>>80162027
what about his zary cousin jaime
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>>80161378
i would want to help decorate it and make coffee and hot chocolate for everyone
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>>80162092
he's still around
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>>80162125
he's rather goober i like him
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hello this is fox hello hi
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>>80162192
hi fox. tits or ass?
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>>80162224
rub her tits while gently thrusting inside her
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>>80162279
thrusting inside her ass?
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>>80162345
sure why not
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>>80162345
yeah while her cock flops around
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wossing to critters
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>>80162451
what kind?
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>>80162451
to this?
whatever gets you going i guess
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>>80162462
fops
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>>80162544
cool
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>>80162544
he looks kinda yo
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*checks clock* oh its 5 am... gn
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>>80162574
gn



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