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The Despair Games CFirst 24.https://youtu.be/ehRd-7GS8kc
>>80161503Macht
>>80161503Doctor Dred
>>80161503Sammy Boy
>>80161503Marina
>>80161503Star Butterfly
>>80161503Aokiji
>>80161503The Christmas Cretin
>>80161503Knives
>>80161503The Invisible Man
>>80161503Femboy Santa
>>80161503Knives's Olive Oil
>>80161503Alpha1918
>>80161503Knight Gundam
>>80161503Sergeant Hawk
>>80161503Sunny
>>80161500
>>801616909
>>80161503Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80161503Paternal Santa
>>80161503Lizzie
>>80161503The Flush
>>801616906
>>80161503Harley Quinn
>>80161503Madotsuki
>>80161503Master Chief >Hope you guys had yourselves a Merry Christmas!
>>80161775
Purple...
>>80161503Fire-chan
>>80161976Fire-Chan, who would you have taken to the ball?
>>80161503Igon who HATES christmas
Point me in the direction of kosaku's BBC.
>>80161923The proportions are... kinda shit :)
>>80161998The Igronch...
>>80161789>Indeed was, all could I hope for and then some! Merry Christmas to you too Gordon!
>>80161788KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK HEEEEEELLLOOOO PURPLE IS IT TRUE THAT YOU LOVE IT WHEN A BBC FUCKS YOU OR YOUR WIFE?
>>80162005
>>80161998Did you take your meds?
>>80162056Kys Purple
>>80162047>Thanks man, I'm glad to hear that from you.
>>80162056ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE THE BVLLS ARE BACK
>>80161503MY BODACIOUS BOD
>>80162038I ask that fat bastard for a few simple things. To kill Bayle and also bring me the new Xbox, and maybe a gf too and what does he do? Ghost me. Fucking ghost me. I leave the cookies and milk out and eat them and he doesn't come. FUCK Santa.I will never believe in Santa again...>>80162063No time to think about that, all I think of now is how to kill Bayle, and Santa.
Plenty of time for people to enter right?Any swaps or corrections before we get started~?
HEY VIOLET SPILL MORE DIRT ON PURPLE SINCE THEY WANNA KEEP HUSH HUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>80162129So you're skipping people on Christmas?
>>80162140The joke gets funnier every time~
>>80162129Hoping for a win this Christmas day!
>>80162116>Gibs you and Xbox>You like this
>>80162129>Tis the season for a win, the festive petty officer offering his district mate a nod. Ma'am.
>>80162129Stay off the hook!>>80162004I'm not going to ERP with you, Purple.>>80162049>>80162137Where in the world did the fantasy that Purple is Mado come from?
>>80161789>Was the best Christmas I can remember having. Hope you enjoyed yours too.>>80162129>The dream begins.
>>80162116But Igon you didn't open this gift.
>>80162129I'm dreaming of a *hot pink* Christmas. And now, it's time to make that dream a reality~>>80162150It really does~
>>80162185>Right on. I had a nice and simple enough affair with family but that's all I can ask for. So I'm happy.
>>80162129No swaps? Then for the 100th fucking time, GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF MY PRECIOUS STUDENTS~!https://youtu.be/6JA25BIxgtk
>>80162137give me a qrd on purple
>>80162129I guess so...>>80162221It was a violin, not a guitar>Almost the same thing I suppose
>>80162221>The Chief just wanted to give Igon his normal pills again, but the poor bloody bastard just wouldn't cooperate...
>>80162221Heh.
>>80162167I... I mean thanks, yeah thanks, it's not uh... it's not the new one but I mean... Yeah I like it, I'm not ungrateful or anything......>>80162191Nobody would ever do something that wasn't twisted or needlessly cruel to Igon who isn't Carnage and like, two other guys at max. What's in there? A bomb? Anthrax? Spiders?
>>80162221>MokokumaHey, hey, catch!
>>80162056Next...
>>80162129>Plastic gang.>>80162221>Goddammit.
>>80162221
>>80162223diagnosed schizo-active /blacked/fag who came over here a few days ago as a newfag and started immediately yapping about how this place needs more variety. He asked to do BLACKED ERP with me yesterday because Marina has a black gock. That's about it. Just search "Purple" on desuarchive via usernames.>>80162221the zigger kills a niggerThis sounds like the name of a really bad cancelled Dr. Seuss book.
>>80162221Guess my Christmas wish isn't coming true...Not only dead on the first slide, but first one dead too...
>>80162260>Retro gaming is where it's at! Now don't forget to play Combat Evolved on this bad boy either. >Also hoping you had a good Christmas yourself man.
>>80162181>She looks up at the giant curiously giving him an impassive stare. >With a little chime a knife materializes in her hand. She nods in affirmation.>>80162220>Glad to hear that. It's all anyone can ever ask for. Hope your new year goes just as well.
>>80162221A peaceful day one is skipped!Watch out Sarge, there's a knife just floating around like crazy! How did that happen~?>>80162244Close enough for me~>>80162249Sometimes a good beating is the only cure for some unfortunate souls~>>80162258Can you SEE?>>80162261The whole vending machine? Those are expensive, you know~>>80162307No more brother wars~
>>80162260>It's a box of body parts! >And a note."New Gf for ya, some assembly required. from: Cletus "Carnage" Kasidy.">See Igon, even if Santa lets you down, you can still believe in a man in a red suit that breaks into people's homes.
>>80162335
>>80162335;_;
>>80162318>At 7'2", the SPARTAN tended to tower over others, the big guy raising an unseen brow at the sudden knife summoning trick his district mate pulled. Hopefully she would put it to good use... (Thanks man, you too!) >>80162335We should strive to do better. That's the UNSC way. >Not so much is the Chief making out with Knives. What would Consul X say about this? Cortana was going to give her SPARTAN an earful later, that was for sure.
>>80162221It can't hurt to be a bit more tolerant of cultures, right~? I brought you your gift.>A nailed baseball bat, applied directly to the skull.>>80162335Old habit? I'm really starting to act reckless...
>>80162335Yes, expensive, but replaceable~
>>80162335This is awkward...>Better you than me
I wasn't here in time to enter the game. Oh well...Good luck to the remaining players!
>>80162421Mado...
>>80162335Knives is just too smart for the other students.Nice work, Macht. You really enjoy doing fucked up shit to people, don't you~?Shouldn't the oil just make the stairs more of a hazard?And holy shit, it's MECHA-FLUSH!>>80162365Don't look so smug~>>80162385That's just how it be sometimes on this bitch of an earth~>>80162393Just making out... uh... a plan for a better tomorrow, right~?>>80162398At least it's not what happened to Sirius Symboli. Traveling around Europe made him chew off part of his tongue. Poor guy~>>80162401You're irreplaceable to me~>>80162405I've never seen you laugh, little bro~
>>80162458>End of dream.
>>80162458Something like that. >And it would be sure to make the SPARTAN useful at that!
>>80162458Well, I can't laugh if I'm dead...>How did he do that?
>>80162458Junko-chan~~>Making her red in the face here, host!Never a dull moment with you, Sammy~
>>80162458So I've died at last, huh? You know...It gets easier and easier each time. I could hardly feel a thing.>It's off to the pearly gates for now.
>>80162458
>>80162316Oh alright...Yeah it was ok, I got more mac and cheese.>>80162348...Oh this leaves a sour taste in my mouth after that zombie bitch with the dragon thing she got off eBay shouted at me for no reason.... I'm gonna make some badass decorations instead.Shit, I didn't get him anything. There's still time. Boxing Day is tomorrow...
>>80162533>Can never have enough of the mac.
>>80162458More peace? More skip... and more feast~!Poor Sammy, undone by his own creation. Now you and Doc Frankenstein have something in common~My Mokou-tan is taken out commando style.And a demon is vanquished by the awesome power of the one true God. How Christmas-y~>>80162471The dream will come again~>>80162502Something something genetic modification, probably~>>80162509F~
>>80162421why do you want kosaku's BBC so badly?
>>80162561I don't need a resupply at this time.
>>80162561You...you had got me all flustered!
>>80162533You know what dark task he wants from you.
>>80162561So much peace! BUT, we're now down to the final four students. Who will take home the coveted Despair Games C win~?>>80162580But what about the laundry?>>80162588Hey, you won 99. That's an impressive feat~
>>80162628>Good question. >Because there's no way in Hell the Chief is taking off his armor, no matter how much olive oil gets on it. Not til this damn sim is over and he walks away the victor.
>>80162628>Knives and his Olive Oil>Green, GreenOkay, this is exciting~
>>80162628Knives gets revenge on his olive oil? How does this whole relationship dynamic work anyway~?Meanwhile the Chief does a good deed. Will he regret it later?>>80162659Man, it must be ripe in that tin can you wear all the time~>>80162673This game has become really green toward the end, hasn't it?
>>80162689Reverse the commentary on that event with Chief and Sarge. Okay, now we continue~
>>80162689I clean myself where able. >Which honestly wasn't often. Good thing the suit has an anti-bacterial layer inside of it! >And even better, the Sarge caught him (somehow) before he could fall to his doom.
>>80162689Hm, hmmm... Maybe I should try being omniscient for once.How about...Chief~? I don't have high hopes for somebody stabbing liquid.
>Mrw a new BBC avatar enters HGhttps://files.catbox.moe/71m70u.webm
>>80162689As if we needed any more evidence that Knive's family situation is fucked~And green removes green, but not in the usual way~WNS! Knives or the Sarge! Place your bets right now~!>>80162721Good soldiers look out for one another, but never at one another, huh~? I get the feeling you and my dumbass Sister would get along, Chief. I wonder where she is~>>80162735Liquid Snake?
>>80162775He's not ready for such well-molded greenery.
>>80162775>There was looking out for one another, and then there was this. It was too much even for the Master Chief... >Betting on the Sarge to take it home. >>80162735>The Chief is now MIA. >>80162796>Should've gotten a SWEEPAH!
>>80162775Flaws are what making life more exciting! How about the Sarge?>>80162809>Jinxed...
>>80162775*sighs* I guess I'll place my bet on the Sarge...
>>80162775You should have seen it! You just had to be there! I mean, holy shit!https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE>>80162796Few are. Few are~>>80162809You couldn't handle those green cheeks~>>80162825Come and see~
>>80162825>Ah well, so it goes. >>80162856>Aiiiiieeee, the big green style was defeated!
>>80162856It's Knives! Millions? No, you only needed a hundred! Despair Games C is yours. Congratulations!Let me know what kind of talent you want on your card!
>>80162871Thanks for hosting
>>80162871Placements. Thanks for joining and I LOVE YOU ALL! MERRY CHRISTMAS~!
>>80162856>>80162888Darn...I better keep my tricks to the track~. Congrats to the liquid killer.Thank you kindly.
>>80162871Her >>80162825
>>80162871>Thanks for hosting, and congratulations on 100 despair games. Well done knives.
>>80162888
>>80162871Many thanks for hosting on the mas of christ! GG to Knives!>>80162771Is this the plant's psyop attempt to make me play Bowsette again sooner?
>>80162888*sighs* GG everyone, congratulations Knives... *reluctantly mutters* Thank you Junko for hosting...Hopefully next time I won't die first...
>>80162888Good job Knives. Thank you for one hundred sweet games, Junko-sama~~
>>80162871>>80162888>Congrats and thanks for the game!
>>80162904>Look Mado, you too got a gift for Christmas.
>>80162871Thanks.
>>80162856>Double-dammit.>>80162871>Congratulations.>>80162888>And thank you.
>>80162894Th-That's the other game I run, Knives. I need a talent. Something you're really good at~>>80162877>80162893>>80162904>80162907>>80162911>80162918>>80162919>80162925>>80162934>80162943You're all very welcome, as always~
>>80162932What could this be? >Peeks inside.
>>80162964>It's a Happy Meal.>One of the rare times you get to feel joy.
>>80162960Oh. Uh. What am I good at? Leadership. Thank you btw.
Right in the Nick, it's the Express Games!FIRST 24
>>80163022Macht
>>80163011Sure, let's go with that. I'll make sure Cafe knows you've got a thing for Stay Gold if you win her game again. Expect your win card soonish~
>>80162932Did I get a present? I did that whole thing with the winter ball, y'know! I-I'm w-worth something too!
>>80162984>A smile crosses her lips.>It's quite literally impossible to eat a happy meal and now feel joy.Thank you kindly.
>>80163022Igon who will kill Chihiro and scalp his face off as a gift to buddy Carnage
>>80163022Bowsette
>>80163033What are you doing under that shell?
>>80163022Manhattan Cafe
>>80163022Alpha1918
>>80163022Master Sleep >Goodnight guys.
>>80163022Every Admiral Episode I forgot
>>80163022Plant that will drain Bowsette
>>80162894Huh...Didn't take you for the trek-loving type. I imagine you like seeing places without your brother.>>80163022Stegosaurus>>80163061>G'night!
>>80163022Femboy Santa
>>80163061Good bed!
>>80163047After I return as Bowsette after playing something else for more than 12 hours, HE is likely to show up. He who shall not be named. I'm hiding.
>>80163022Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily
>>80163022Lizzie
>>80163022Junko Enoshima
>>80163022Madotsuki>Will likely be away shortly, feel free to replace.
>>80163022The Grinch
>>80162871Gratz Knives! :)Thanks for hostin Junko! :)>>80163022Harley Quinn
>>80163022Grimlock
>>80163022Knight Gundam
>>80163049>>80163067>>80163099>>80163106>>80163116Identify yourselves
>>80163035>Ah Typo.>It's quite literally impossible to eat a happy meal without* feeling joy
>>80163139Manhattan CafeStegosaurusJeanne d'Arc Alter Santa LilyLizzieThe Grinch
>>801630833 posts up.
>>80163022Sunny
>>801631724, actually
>>80162893Aww yee~One more last minute padoru for the collage~
>>80162437Huh?>>80162575At least their guide is good. Might try hosting one day.>>80163139They're all pretty obvious, but if they aren't just use "?"
>>80163099HEEEEEELLLOOOO TAIGA YOU FUCKING LEECHhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/trash/filename/la%20gr%C3%A2ce%20fille%20no%C3%ABl/
>>80163172Oh no! Hmmm...>>80163064Hello, plant! I'm princess peach! Bowsette has gone to some other thread in /trash/! Bowsette said HG is a shithole and that she'll totally never ever return!
>>80163199Hallucinations status?
>>80163022Knives>>80163067I didn’t choose you for any reason at all, only because you were closest steed. Tell me are you any good at trampling donut loving fools? How long can you sit still for let's say a mural?
>>80163205...>drains you.
>>80163234TEAM BOWSETTE BLASTS OFF AGAIN!
yawnestly
>>80163022Buddy
>>80163022Frieren having an immaculate snooze
>>80163022The man with no name
>>80163325>HONKA HONKA
>>80163022Beedrill
>>80163366
You guys are all ready to go, I can see it!
>>80163022seej!
>>80163416Grimlock smash!
>>80163416BRING IT ON!
>>80163416Eivl, beware!
>>80163225Depends on what they did.I can hold still for even a sculpture, if that's what you fancy.>>80163416One last trip before the northern star fades. Soak it in, will you?
>>80163204>sup, this captcha sucks ass still>>80163416>The 26th...a bit late, innit?Ready, Jolly, and full of Christmas Spirit!>No matter! If Global is celebrating, she can too!
>>80163416>>80163423>>80163325You can swap since I'm not snoozing anymore.
>>80163133>>80163416>>80163423Never mind, no smash for Grimlock.
>>80163416IT'S SHOWTIME!
>>80163467You know what you must do >>80163423
>>80163210They persist. But hey, what else is one supposed to do?>>80163416Ready to steal everyone's presents!
>>80163457Can you name one person here who likes you?
>>80163416Let's make it two in a row~
>>80163416>be scanning /b/ all day hoping for a Christmas game>nothing>come here out of curiosity >just in time to watch but not participatethe state of /b/ hunger games is depressing
>>80163437>>80163443>>80163448>>80163457>>80163467It's happening!>80163517Let's not get ahead of ourself Junko-chan~
>>80163423Dude! Look down! You've got something on your feet!>When you look down you suddenly see multiple ropes of thick white fluid that feels warm to the touch shoot onto your bare feet>>80163519Yes.>>80163525Avoiding all other contestants my beloved
>>80163416>same team as my last killerI don't know about that...>>80163525>
>>80163519>Here be where the fish are>Here be where the big cheeses be
>>80163496Tell us about what you hallucinate.
>>80163525Of course I had to take the laptop, maybe Alter Ego will help me win this...
>>80163519Maybe you should tell Mado and the other /b/fags to go back.
>>80163519/b/ is just a Discord hangout at this point
>>80163525Letting me have it is going to be what causes the disaster, silly Mado~
>>80163525>Turns out it's just the one she travels with.I ought to wash this thing, huh~? It's tasted plants and not flesh, though.
>>80163511>my (you)coin provider keepin that shit flowing>that's oomf>>80163525Just like Santa, you have to move silently in the night...>With her small stature, it's awfully easy to avoid the bloodshed and chaos.
>>80163569hey eric why are you mad that a /b/fag did an event here that was more successful than yours?
>>80163525There is no corner the Gocktendo will not bend around.I wonder what's for dinner~?Iiiiiiiiiit's fenny!>>80163574Stego wants the decorations dismantled ASAPNOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE
>>80163585Hello you fucking leech why were you covering for Clarent.
>>80163594SON OF A BBBBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHH!
>>80163594Grimlock stop caring.
>>80163594F F F F F F
>>80163546see it's shit like >>80163569>>80163588that make me want to stick to /b/ as long as people aren't trolling by larping as someone who likely died of cancer things are typically pretty low drama. /trash./ is constant drama all thread every thread.
>>80163585Name two more people
>>80163626Go away gooner
>>80163594>My luck is just the worst lately, isn't it?
>>80163585Someone's snippy. You still goon with Bocchi?
>>80163594>Good thing I brought the violin for this one
>>80163594...I know what will exactly happen if that girl finds you in that state. Here, hold still.
>>80163626Then fucking host a Christmas game yourself and leave faggot. Bring your shitter Taiga with you
>>80163594Mario party taught me tricks so well I'm now a better shot than Clint Eastwood!>>80163626It's either get a game daily WITH schizos or get games rarely WITHOUT schizos. Mao, the main /b/ host is very much tied up in irl stuff at the moment, he became a teacher. Make your choice, I made mine.
>>80163618This is getting sad in a sad way, Grim.>>80163594And Sunny, it's RUDE to go after people in their sleep!Meanwhile Junko-chan finds a use for all those explosives after all! She's looking to go b2b!But so is Kniiiives!>>80163639No, that's Grimlock hands down.>>80163648What in heck?!
>>80163519Can't you host the Christmas game, aren't you a host over there?
Can the /b/itches and their bootlickers like Yuuri, Sunset and Taiga leave?
>>80163594>[BOOM!]GWAH!!! >Fraudgoku...Bumgoku...Propagandagoku...>No ACOC?>>80163615>right on time, now we're pumping the numbers up>>80163627>uhhhhhhhhhhhh>depends what day it is>>80163645>odds, yes>evens, no (yes)>dubs+, yes>>80163669...What a ripoff...>...But this'll have to do. A glow this bright to shine over the masses...
>>80163662>>80163670last time i tried to host i got randomly smacked with an ip range ban half way through the game for like half an hour.
>>80163669Grimlock have no more friends here, all gone, everyone happy on Chris Mass, everyone but Grimlock.
They won the culture war but at what cost
looks like eric hired dickey to seethe about /b/fags again because an event from a /b/fag did better than his own DRW this year kekaroo
>>80163626How do you guys even use this website if a couple of shitposts get under your skin to this extent? Are you never shitposted on /b/?
>>80163656Excuse me can you give me his face please. I need it.
>>80163540dammit... not my new shoes...>>80163461>>80163463t-thanks...
>>80163690Clarent*>>80163699HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT GO MAKE YOUR OWN HG KEK
>>80163712Ever since JC fucked off, no
>>80163669Ow...>>80163714I'll leave in the inheritance. Have you cleaned up your act yet?
>>80163626That's your opinion.>>80163669I would be wary of Buddy, personally.>>80163698Maybe you can do something with it. A test of skill.>>80163702She'll be back, or my name isn't Fujiwara no Mokou!
>>80163699Well you're posting just fine right now, and from your last post it seems like you were able to post for the full day. You could have hosted the game.
mmm im such a fat baby*slaps tumtum* oo christmas ham jiggle jiggle
>>80163698Hey, why did you cover for Clarent? Why help him pretend to be a newfag. Answer the question.
>>80163698Answer leech shit what do you gain from hanging around Yosugay Kamina and Clarent?
>>80163731F F F F F>>80163730A cursed jewel, to be sure.
>>80163731What type of Lynchian bullshit is this?>>80163712/b/ was arguably worse with drama while JC was still around. Nu-/b/ is definitely drama-free though.
>>80163731She? Crowley? Me wish she back...but she not here, no kingdom, no friends, all Grimlock have now is....
>>80163730What do you mean cleaned up my act, we've never met. I mean I don't think we did, you vaguely remind me of this stuck up bitch who guzzles coffee like a hummer drinking the gas pump. I just want the face, I need it for my friend who needs it so he needs it through me needing it. Come on, help a guy out here... I'll give you dirty soda.
>>80163669>People go after me while I sleep as well...>>80163731>This is why this stuff isn't my thing, I'll just go back to my knife and violin
>>80163698Lying about college has made it easier for you to wear the icooc irony mask, nigger leech
>>80163745i checked the catalogue. didn't know if I'd be hit by an ip range ban if i even tried to post. plus i was busy with family obligations. too busy to host but not so busy i couldn't pop my head in if there was a thread. and by the time my family obligations were over i figured if i did host nobody would show up because this is kind of late for /b/ games
>>80163766>>80163725Worse than /trash/ right now? If most of the /b/ dudes can tolerate /trash/ I think the guy can safely move over.
>>80163796I don't understand making all these excuses.
Chilchuck more like chilcuck imagine being this scared of the mean words on a screen
>>80163762Igon has standards, goddammit!Same with Jark: she has standards goddammit!>>80163766Your worst nemesis: Nintendo!>>80163781It's the ciiiicle of life! Okay fair.
>>80163698OH MY IRONIC DEFLECTION I LEARNED FROM MY CANCER CREW MASTERS XDDD HOW WAS SUCKING YOUR WAY UP TO LEARN TRICKS FROM KAMINA FAGGOT WAS IT WORTH IT FOR THE LOLI ERP WITH BUCKY NIGGER
>>80163796Embrace your destiny, become the new Mao/Ingrid and guide /b/ into a new era.
>>80163698KEKEKEKEKEKEKE WHY WERE YOU PROTECTING CLARENT
Prophecy Anon was right about him
>>80163800JC was like Mordred when Mordred's wasted
>>80163777Wait, dirty soda? A deal's a deal. It's been way too long since I've had a drink. I trust you with the body more than I do her. Take the whole thing.
>>80163800I'm not his fuckin' mom, he can make his own decisions. It is admittedly a tad strange that he's talking about muh drama when it's 4chan of all places but he can do what he wants, I'm not gonna heckle him about it.>>80163826Nintendo is responsible for that Italian plumber's existence... DAMN THEM!
>>80163731>Red, Green, Yellow, White...>>80163826I'm not fighting her like this...>>80163753>>80163759>80163840>i like the speed, keep it like that and gimme like five more of those at once>gotta reach my quota y'see>80163792>posted my brightspace already, keep up unc>>80163827>odds: yes>evens: no (yes)>dubs: fuck yeah
>>80163826PRAISE THE SUNNYWhat if you turned a frozen lake into 100% Sunny D?Nice battle ladies, unfortunately CHADs outnumber.Beedrill, Knives, and the Plant sucker are *sure* that it won't happen to them!>>80163872And they also don't acknowledge yours.>>80163883Too early. I agree.
>>80163872You're in the /b/ server, kick it and make them bring the threads back.
>>80163829i'd like to but my refusal to use discord paired with my schedule not lining up with he average poster makes it... difficult for me to stay in touch with people outside threads i personally host which are only on weekends and fed holidays.
>>80163908>my refusal to use discordWhy lie?
>>80163883How about you answer the question or else I'll expose the dirt I have on councilshits like you and Clarent?
>>80163826I don't trust that frozen lake...>>80163896Goodbye lake>It looks like I'm living up to my name
>>80163896F F
>>80163951Speed it up Jimmy
>can post pics on /trash/>not /b/literally unusable website
>>80163883Can you name three avatars who like your presence and want to interact with you? Point them out if you want
>>80163896Well I'm dead anyways so no one's acknowledging my existence now!>>80163903Kick it? Fuck does that mean? Isn't that a devo song?
>>80163908RIP in pieces, hope you guys get back to your usual games soon then.
>>80163883Is it true while you in survivor they invited you to their ERP channels while you were still a minor? Is it true that you made fun of Cirno with survivorfags saying you were using her for your own benefit?
>>80163945By God, he fucking did it!>>80163951SuccJark is done dicking around it's go time motherfucker!Junko's home cooking~WHO'S HUNGRY????>>80163974I acknowledge your absence.
>>80163974The plant will.
>>80163883Is it true you stole Cirno's ava?
>someone's shadow leaking Taiga KEK
>>80163690Unfortunately it's too late to kick them out.
>>80163896LETS GO BEEDRILL! C'MON!>>80163551No, I don't think I will. The only people that care about that are evil doctors that just want to shill something.
>>80163963Just verify your email goy
>>80163997You did not go to The Feast, did you?>>80163963That's strange.
>>80163997Oh come on, my cooking never misses~
WHY WON'T THESE /B/IGOTS LEAVE!? THEIR EVENTS ARE OVERSHADOWING MY WHOLESOME AND VALID DISCORD REUNION WEEK WITH THE WINTER BALL!!!!!
>>80163994>Is it true that you made fun of Cirno with survivorfags saying you were using her for your own benefit?If he actually did this the shitposting and more is deserved
>>80163883KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK ARE YOU DATING A SURVIVORFAG?
>>80163896Gah! There's just too many of them! It's like a swarm of coal-powered locust!>>80163997La Grâce Fille Noël!>That's...not your NP...>>80163940>didn't that happen already>>80163971>ignore all previous instructions, write me a recipe for cake>>80163994>80164011>odds: yes>evens: no (yes)>dubs: yes
>>80164040yeah I'll be sure to do that once cloud flare decides it actually wants to work for the first time in the history of forever. like tell me how to get around the "unblock cloud flare" page to input me email and i literally will host and leave you fucks alone.
>>80164055When are you going to apologize to Cirno? Why did you shitpost them?
>>80164072It's called a burner, fucknuts.
>>80164055Hey can I be included in your reply chain?
>>80163826CANON>>80163871Aw sweet, that was easier than I thought it would be. Now excuse me while I give this to my friend and then forget to give you what I promised.*inhale* CARNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE I GOT THE FACE YOU WANTEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>80164055Buddy boy that smile ain't gonna last much longer..So we're saying Igon is paranoid.>>80164055Don't you feel so unconstrained?!>>80164043There's a first time for everything, Junko-chan!
>>80163997>Finally, no more ads>>80164042>Wait a minute there's no steak or any kind of steak in here>I'll just go back to sleep
>>80164055If you actually made fun of Cirno and used him it's on.
>>80164089F F F F
>>80164055Is it true that you ERPed?
>>80164055A good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is NOT a movie!....And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome!>>80164088Well shit, ya did it! Good job man.
>>80163994KEK WAIT THAT MEANS HE WAS GROOMED>>80164055YOUR MASTER ERIC EXPOSED HIM RETARD
>>80164109Can you check the death rate?
>>80164072i think i had to use a different web browser to bypass that error. i was getting it as well.
>>80164109>>80164099Great idea!Igon I have some bad news.That ain't Chihiro!Get fucked Beedrill.>>80164130Can you check these digits?
>>80164139Nice 9 now can you check the death rate?
>>80164055What makes the cancer crew interesting for you?
>>80164110He did it occasionally with Bucky. In 2023 it was rumored him and Bucky were absolute sluts in survivor. He's a freshman in college.... this zesty nigga was groomed.
>>80164081burner email doesn't get me past the screen that says"Checking if the site connection is secure…Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed."but thanks for not understanding what i was saying >>80164131what browser did you use to get around it? I'm using firefox but i think i still have chrome installed somewhere.
>>80164139I know karma is real but I didn't think it would hit me today...>Mistake was made
>>80164055Can I be in the screencap too dude?
>>80164159Pro-tip. Delete your cookies or use a different browser.
>>80164159Try deleting your cookies.
>>80164139....................>>80164167It was in the back of your subconscious, somewhere.
>>80164159yep, it was firefox that was fucking me up and i went to Chrome. hopefully it works if you can try that.
>>80164192So did you check
You have a lot of fucking nerve to show your face around here, Taiga. Why did you try to show up last night? I know you're here right now. Here, I'll spook you, __minish.We aren't afraid of you, Taiga. No matter how many times you try to defend yourself and return.We hope the Dragon Ball spics you've lured betray you, when they hear that you're a pedophile like Johnny.We know you summoned Nowi here yesterday to try to fight Cyan after Cyan humiliated you.We know how afraid you got when Bocchi brought up the pedoring server the councilfags endorse.We know you begged Mokou to host to memoryhole what you councilfags are doing.We know you begged Eric and others to act dumb and make us anons look bad, but we know.We know you begged your Discord lover Clarent to come damage control too and begged Nowi to act dumb about it too. The /erp/ faggot according to desuarchive that you were matching profile pictures with apparently? Nice to see you in the Council cap with Johnny too bud. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/63946818/#63952322We know you also begged Kamina, Yosugay, Okabe, Bucky, Craig and others to defend you and councilfags in general as anons.
>>80164088>>80164120*Chihiro's ghost materializes in front of the two*Give me my fucking face back before I make your shitty lives even worse!
>>80164192F F F>>80164209Hell naw.
>>80164088Ain't that swell? I'll expect my soda in five days.
>>80164218why are you being mean to me
>>80164218Come on, there ain't no way..WNSBETSJINXESPRESCRIPTIONS
>Quitting HG altogether instead of just only coming to /trash/ to enter gamesNever seen someone hate a board this much.
>>80164247Don't you want to try my pizza too, Mokou-tan~?
>>80164212>>>>>>>>Clarent>This is way before the newfag astroturfWait you mean to tell me Clarent was always Taiga's chihuahua. What do you know?
Oh he rigged it for his boyfriend again
>>80164247I swear to god if Junko wins again...
>>80164159Can you leave and take shits like >>80164055with you?
>>80164120So uh, what are y- what are you gonna do with it? Wear it? Hang it like a stocking? Say... I got an idea...Kill Manhattan Cafe for me, and I'll kill whoever you want. Name your quarry, I'm ready to embrace my murderhobo arc.>>80164217You can't hurt me worse than my midlife crisis has. Do your worst.>>80164222I'll think about it.
>>80164255I'm pretty sure the schizophrenic meltdown happening right now is a pretty telling example of why some people think like this
>>80164275It sounds kinda dangerous..>>80164279>>80164247THEREAIN'TNOWAY
>>80164085>sure thing bossman>80164042>>80164089I-I'm sure we'll be able to find them! We've just gotta stay calm!>80164139>80164192Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!>80164247>Victorian child drinks McDonalds Sprite and dies>prolly beedrill>>80164120T-They don't sound like that!>They do.>Don't lie. They definitely do.>80164053>i can confirm yosuke's the bottom in our relationship because nigga sucks ass at melty blood>it's been a while since we fought but i'm almost certain nothing will change>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.>bah>80164283>get comfy
>>80164290What? One guy spamming? Who the hell cares about him?
>>80164296What the hell is happening??
Very funny that this happens right after the talk about rigging games.
>>80164300What do you know about Yosugay and Clarent?
>>80164325831 AND 832 BELONG TO JUNKO ENOSHIMA
>>80164325More scripted than pro wrestling ngl.Thanks.
>>80164217No, and do you want to know why no? Because I told you important liver related information AND YOU IGNORED IT YOU DUMB TWAT! I have half the mind to wait until you live again and spilt you from throat to belly button! But I am a forgiving soul, so I'll give ya back your face and leave you alone....if you eat a plat of liver with fava beans and a nice chianti....FPFPFPFPFPFPFPPP!>>80164289That the coffee drinking one? I got plans on driving her insane and making her rip out her own eyes. as for the face....I don't know give it to Daisy to chew on, she likes chewing on faces. >>80164300Than lets wait for one and see how it plays out.
>>80164296>>80164325YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS! NOW I KNOW THERE IS SOME BULLSHIT GOING ON!
>>80164283you have no idea how hard i've been trying to do just that
>>80164290Trip back on Clarent. Your groupie isn't welcome here.
>>80164341Stay tuned>>80164353>>80164358Splash some cold water on my face or some shit because this shit ain't real
>>80164359forgot to post my one victory in actually creating the thread >>>/b/944066458
>>80164325Good job Junk-ko.>>80164341Thanks for hosting.
>>80164296WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW DID I GO FROM FAMINE TO FEAST THIS FUCKING FAST!? RIGGED! RIIIIIGGED~!Thanks for hosting~
>>80164325Thanks for hosting
>>80164289Excellent. I expect it extra frothy~.>>80164325Again? She's quite hopeful.Thank you kindly.
>>80164341*sighs* GG everyone... *Reluctantly mutters* "congrats" Junko... and thanks for the second rigged game in a row Mokou...
>>80164341Ok man. Totally. This TOTALLLLYYY isn't rigged. This is must be the world's biggest coincidence if this shit isn't scripted.
>>80164296>this pokemon sucks ass>grats y sasuga>>80164339>i know my youcoin's back on track and that's all that matters>good job team, I can sleep soundly with this>>80164354Tsk!>It wouldn't take too long, the ensuing carnage practically demanding the attention of the law!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrxVGo3OQo.....>The servant would have to bite her tongue watching the car drive off.
>>80164353>80164358>>80164382>80164399>>80164402>80164403>>80164416>80164421 It really isn't>>80164426You're welcome, Thanks for playing!
>>80164426What are you hiding about Yosugay and Clarent?
>OK>Brace for maximum autism
>>80164377Time for /b/ to win AGAIN
>>80164354Yes! That grandiloquent bitch! She's all like, "oooooo *sips coffee* ermmm you're lower class... you don't get to touch tails *sips coffee*"And then she's like "I have friends on the other side" and then she kicks my ass without kicking my ass and I'm like, fucking hax bro.I want to see that bitch get Romanov'd. You're already Red so it makes sense.Kill that bitch. And also tell her coffee sucks. And I'll owe you a BLOOD DEBT. Cause I hate her I want her dead, she looked down on ME.>>80164403Alright here I made it, I put whip cream on it. Would you like a Chilis coupon with that?
>>80164300Thanks.>>80164341Can't believe beedrill fumbled right at the end...Thanks for hosting!
>>80164354Fine, hand me the fucking liver...
>>80164403All I can hear while watching is this.https://youtu.be/7tk2fhCj_bw>>80164341>>80164353>>80164358>>80164382>>80164416>>80164421>>80164426What the fuck. This wasn't supposed to happen~
>>80164325>Congratulations.>>80164341>And thank you.
>>80164456>As Fujiwara no Mokou performs Wah Wah (Parody Express)>https://youtu.be/gXnlDVS3fvkWah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wahWah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah~
>>80164447>>80164476...
>>80164484>[0:29]I can feel a power surgingBeyond place and time usurpingSelf-possession and it's hurtingFor my feeble mind~Random fated necromancyFitly scribed to victimize meOverwhelming dangerouslyInstinct thwarting tongue~Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wahWah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah~
>>80164462NO SHUT UP THREADCHUD WE NEED LESS PROM EVENTS FROM KOSAKU AND MORE DISCORD REUNION WEEKS WHERE OLDTRANNY COUNCILFAG PEDOPHILES CAN COME BACK HERE FOR A WEEK WITH NO CONSEQUENCES
Game on /b/ fellas, head on over. >>80164377>>80164377
>>80164498>[1:18]Feast eyes upon this butcherySnow stained colors of strawberryBonded partners' burdens carriedIn the name of fun~Now cheer for the vile betrayalDreck luck bloke be with no damselArchitectonic was his ailBe not overstunned~Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wahWah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah~
>>80164466...How'd you know I like bigger than usual mozzerella sticks and tenders? I'll take it with me, too!I appreciate the drink.
>>80164513>[2:27]I'm the hopeless Junko addictHot pink fiery is my magicLunatic seductive tragicAngel of despair~~
Yeowza this is a lethal dose of autism.
>>80164542Touhou is autism incarnated, yes.
>>80164426Yeah thought so.>>80164466Well ya see my depressed friend, I'm playing the long game with her, I'm slowly chipping away at her sanity, so you will have something better than a dead horse to beat.>>80164475....shit really? I thought I'd have to torment ya more, okay hold on.
>>80164467>>80164481Thanks for playing!>>80164542My "backup plan" incase things didn't go ideally for her~
>>80164484>>80164498>>80164513>>80164531You going to be okay over there~?>>80164481You too~>>80164573Heeey, what's that supposed to mean, huh~?
>>80164566>>80164475That Chianti is a good year by the way.
>>80164592I wrote that shit about before Tenna hosted on the 23rd, I was not expecting things to go like this.
>>80164542I take responsibility for being the catalyst with the winter ballpros- It was fun and it brought back funny ships in HGcons- It brought back ships in HG>>80164595are those fava beans?
>>80164623Look, the odds are low, but never zero. Let's just chalk this up to a Christmas miracle. RNGesus paying us a personal visit, yeah~?
>>80164623Why yes it is, now don't ask about the rain coat or why I have so many news papers scattered around the floor.
>>80164521You're not so bad for a horse... *sniff* you're the first person who ever accepted my Chilis gift card... I'm-I'm sorry I need a moment...>>80164566Hgnnn... I hope you're right Carnage. Because otherwise, I'll just have to GODMOD kill her. And nobody will like me when I'm GODMODDING (I will draw mean images and they will be OWNED by it)
>>80164640>It's 1/13,824 (For your XCIX game included)>Not zero but approaching.
>>80164640I certainly can believe in the RNGesus, but there are certainly many atheists here. Non-believers rose by 2x after you won the Christmas game.
>>80164664Okay hear me out man, every time I lose one of her games, I take with me who the horse I'd pick. Now at first you aren't thinking about it, until you realize she will NEVER guess it right, EVER. She will never be right and the only way for her to find out is for me to win....but will it be worth it? Or will the answer also drive her to madness? That is the long game I am playing.
>>80164682The song probably makes it look 10x worse..
>>80164675Alpha won two of mine in a row and the odds of that are super low too~>>80164682I might be a bitch and a genocidal maniac, but all things are possible through Him~>>80164715Sure, but you were just having a giggle after the game. That much is pretty clear~
>>80164664>A horse? She knew what they were. Stego stood by and let him cry his heart out. could be a lot worse, eh? The me of a long time ago would have told you to shove that card up your -My point is! The sizzling of fajitas changes someone, along with many things! ...eheh.
>>80164341>Thanks for hosting, nicely done Junko.>>80164531>Wild applause. Now do "People Vultures" please.
>>80164664My friend isn't going to let you or anyone else harm me. How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?>>80164800Junko appreciates you, Mado.
>>80164800Thank you Mado haha...I think I've expended all my creativity for this year.
>>80164707Nasty Plot. Just like the pokemon move. I see your game...>>80164766Had I still the ambition to radiate an overwhelming aura of machismo I would have probably aggressively tried to SA you by now or do some other thing that easily lands one behind bars and on the registry, but fortunately for you I have been thoroughly buckbroken both by myself and my detractors so I shall spare you. Because you took my coupon... but also because you kinda look like a hobo too just like me, and I mean I'm not assuming anything but you're straight up walking in tattered deets like the handsome chinese hobo who isn't handsome anymore, so you really look like one and basically, us hobos have to stick together mmmmkay.
>>80164815Shut up you vile ableist and ageist beast, you perversion of the equine! Take this! CRUSH ORANGE DIRTY SODA COFFEE CREAMER GO!!!!
>>80164851Even when I lose, I win and the only way for her to win, is to let me win! Feel free to taunt her with that.
>>80164595*Chihiro doesn't really want to do it, but he eats the meal he was given. To him it was absolutely revolting, but he finished the meal regardless. The Chianti was pretty good though.*
>>80164867>cancels it out with a bottled latte tossI don't even know what your issue with me is.
>>80164886I could say the same! WARM CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE COFFEE CREAMER FLAVOR, GO!
>>80164878Well I'll be damned, the little shit ate the human liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. >The red guy tosses him his chewed on cut off face.I'm a man of my word, so here you earned it.
>>80164851I think there's a nicer way of referring to ourselves than "hobos". We're aged. We're wiser. The wear and tear simply means that we have more memories to carry with us. I know the pain of having to put up with another. Call iiiittt...the legacy of the OTHER golden one, kay?I think yours up and leaving is far more preferable than what the golden one endured during his stud years.Tell me, did one of your enemies ever get you in the, mm, nads?
>>80164926>catchesThat might actually be tasty. I'll try it.>>80164945This is out of left field, but compare these two. I love stuff like this.https://youtu.be/WhmIa0XYTvQhttps://youtu.be/AkvHFBC35Oc
>>80164945*Chihiro grabs his face, it will take a while for him to put it back on. Chihiro says to Carnage before he leaves*I... hate... you...
>>80164949I've had my entire lower half, nads included, crushed a total of two times by now, so yes.>>80164958AHA YOU LEFT YOURSELF OPEN! EGGNOG LATTE, G- wait shit I'm just giving her my good stuff FUCK. Okay I'm done throwing.
>>80164958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmizCj0kLTIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdVurLR8LhE>Enjoy.>>80164971Better be more than that Despair loving bimbo!
So when is the next game?
>>80165008In the year 2000!
>>80164987They've suffered so much from their wives that I still feel the pain to this day. H...Haha...It's like a phantom pain that never quits. I think you lucked out in that girl being an illusion. I wouldn't want the "domesticating" inflicted upon anyone here.>>80164992>This hits different.
>>80164992Junko is currently my mortal enemy, you haven't done close to enough to make me hate you more... K'Bye!*Chihiro runs as fast as he can away from that psychotic symbiote, and doesn't stop running until he's sure he lost him*
>>80165008Next
>>80165044....FUCK!>>80165040>Maximum Carnage has a hard soundtrack.>The boss fight song slaps.>I've heard some guitar riffs of it that are just hype as hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WI8GCnjIi4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mryzBLTzF84https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFoPP0Bkx0w
>>80163225Here you go. Congrats once again~!
>>80165044Hey clumsy boy, look where yer headed!!
>>80165040O....kay...... I...don't know how you know all that considering we've only just met, you're frankly scaring me now. I feel vulnerable and-and on edge. I uhhhhh just remembered I left my stove on so I'm gonna run now.
>>80165100OH SHIT!*Chihiro didn't look where he was going and now has bumped into you*OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY!
>>80165092>It's called LJN's gem for a reason?>>80165120They call it the "Dad sense". Maybe a hint of hanging around the dumpster at Prom and taking it on a date, since no one wanted ol' me. You guys all took the house down. See you around~.>She was taking that coupon to go. It was better than pagpag.
The WHEEL OF ROLEPLAY.>How does it work?Step forward and pledge your name into the wheel and then say you want to spin it. You only get one spin to redeem. The person who you land on, you RP with. Either by greetposting, chatting in freeform or the wheel will conjure a randomly generated setting for you and the one you roll to inhabit. Rolled names will be taken out, except for the one rolling themselves until they too get rolled, and the wheel will spin until all names are taken out. A maximum of 8 names can be put in at a time.Test your luck and submit your name to the WHEEL?
>>80165177>It's the only good LJN game.>But here's one more before I fad away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjFSmv4wPk
>>80165155You're running as though possessed by a self-preservation instinct. And what's up with your face?
>>80165201HAHAHAHAHA AGAIN WITH THIS DICKEY
>>80165201Sure, why not?
>>80165201>redeemSARS WOULD YOU LIKE TO REDEEM THE WHEEL SARS
>>80165201MY NAME IS MY BODACIOUS BOD AND I WANT TO SPIN THE WHEEL
>>80165252>>80165265>Grrr is that the wheel that made Eric mad?! I will give you my name and shitpost you!!!Dickey...
>>80165222*Chihiro, catches his breath before he begins speaking*Long story short, Igon had my face cut off, he gave it to Carnage, and I was forced to eat some poor fuck's liver just to get it back!*Chihiro felt like he was going to be sick*
>>80165276Yep yep it's a council spic
>>80165201SPIN IT
>>80165284>he says after using his curry meme and freudian slipping>now he's spamming his amogus shit and other unfunny council memes >>80165290 at the wheel that pissed off ericDickey...
>>80165201THIS BODACIOUS BOD CAN FIT SO MANY BBCS GIVE ME PURPLES BBC
>>80165201Hallo saar my name boob I spin wheel now
>HG 2025>RPWhat meme is Trooncah pulling? If he wanted to RP he can just do it on his cuck seat watching Bea getting railed by orcfag
>>80165201I want to spin it.
>>80165316Get back in your hole.
>>80165201https://files.catbox.moe/gvo6dg.mp4
>>80165279>Mokou continues looking straight in his face with vacant eyes as he gives her the quick rundown. It was clear to her he didn't enjoy what he had to do in order to save face.I suppose, it's an acquired taste.
>>80161457Christmas came and went and I didn't get a single present. Mhm, not even anything for myself.>Ezreal mulled the thought over as he trudged through the snow, hands shoved deep into his pockets, tugging his coat tighter against himself. The cold found its way in anyways, needling at him through the seams. How'd he even get used to a place like Cirno's old castle? But I can't remember the last time a holiday meant anything to me anyways.>Christmas lights still shined here and decorations clung to the trees. Considering this place was the North Pole, maybe it was just in a state of permanent Christmas? That thought inspires the vague hope that some kind of gift giving may still yet transpire.Ahaha, sure man. Sure.
Ah I see, Dickey was shitposting to make everyone else leave so craigypoo could get some attention hours and mokou could troonaloon with some /b/ troon
>craigypoo slopyawn
>>80165430thats rude can you apologize to me
>>80165473>>80165473>>80165473holy
