Sparkledog EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80164044OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
>>80168836I don't care about this franchise but I like her design.
someone has to fix this deerhe's just making sinners sin even more
Good morning hhg
>>80168980Nuggs or Millie?
>>80168980merry post sinmas hangover
>>80168980Afternoon
>>80168980Good morning
Good morning!
>>80169695Nuggs?
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Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>80169736That is me ye!
>>80169797>>80169813>radiostaticmothKino
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>>80170127Cuckcifer…
Good afternoon, /hhg/. I was inspired to write some Radiodoll after someone here posted about it, and I figure it would be remiss of me not to share the result. https://archiveofourown.org/works/76467611
>informed of insane new developments >ReturnSo it was a false flagger that wasn't her? Very disturbing. Not uncommon on 4chan. Not a bit, but why would someone make a post right after everything was calm? I want to hear from the insider specifically. Is it an inside joke? Or a troll you don't even know who is and they're just stirring shit and you're just clearing Roo's name and your own. I simply figured "oh she is gonna try to dox everyone" then I have really no reason to stay. I've been burned many times before. Consider that a genuine point made by me. If she didn't make that post then I am sincerely sorry and apologize for thinking it was her. But I would like to know if that was an inside joke or specifically a rogue entity that came out of nowhere's.>>80170225I actually didn't get a chance to listen to that vocaroo and I'm sorry to hear that. I was about to post over there but the thread died. I rather not drag it out here. Just wanted to get my post out.
>>80170225why is it our responsibility to deal with one such person? have you ever heard of the saying, when in rome?if she cant have fun with it then why even post here knowing the kind of people shes dealing with? you know she could just close the thread, right? much easier than trying to moralize to and lecture a group of people.
>>80170304a group already estabilished in their ways btw.seriously. i just don't get the thought process.
>Why do you care that it's literally impossible for you to use the thread as intended if I won't take responsibility for my own overclocked synapses which will continue making problems out of nothing/boredom regardless of outside factors if not soothed?Gee. Couldn't possibly fathom. Lol.Now bury the hatchet or that rag you're on and post... Literally anything else.
I just want to give lowercase chad a round of fucking applause. Where you at my nigga?
>>80170290>>80170304>>80170314>>80170320Shut the fuck up and leave it in the last thread you absolute retards.
You still didn't explain who the false flagger was. I'm getting mixed signals here. Is it an inside joke between you and friends? If so why are you guys raiding us? If it's a rogue false flagger and you have no idea who he is. Well that'd make sense and I'd owe you an apology.
>>80170320you just dont joke about doxxing and having info to retarded faggots who get uppity about the slightest mention of it. there you go. now you can post without retards being insanely gay.so what's that about it being "impossible"?do you try to aggro EVERYONE you meet irl by joking about shit they are afraid of? no you dont. so how is it any different here
>>80170290I think at this point, additional details seem to just be confusing and further agitated you all. I think we're of the consensus that you guys don't really get the privilege of further clarification since you seem hell bent on framing her as the Big Baddy at the end of it, and if she's not, refusing for that to *be* the end of things. Sounds exhausting to me...I think you should have what you need. If you don't, it's likely you'd ever get it. See you.
>>80170354then take the title. who gives a fuck? dealing with this shit is far more exhausting.
>>80170354Hey I said right here I would apologize for thinking that false flag post was her post you stupid nigger. I just wanted info on why the false flag post even happened. Who was behind it? Was it a joke or was it a random? I straight up would apologize with respect right now to your face.
>>80170351Lowercase THAD
>>80170199Very cuteMassively underrated ship
>>80170351She knows that and always knew that. She simply agreed with Dietl after the fact that a misplaced joke wasn't worth how many nappies it chafed. She went out on a limb and made a single joke and caused like a 4 thread long tardsplosions. Kind of impressive imo, but I don't like the toll it takes on her. She really does just want everyone to be content. Which is why she hides her presence 99% of the time and will no doubt be going back to that when she wakes up. I wish she wouldn't. But she can't override the part of herself that aims to be everything, for everyone. I will be fighting back bile as you all return to asskissing (as you should) through the myriad channels, miraculous as they may be. You don't deserve her. I wish if not embracing total freedom, she would just leave this general and this website altogether. We're working on it.
anyway i hope you retards shut the fuck up about it. rooschizo is clearly not doxxing anyone and the "heelturn" was the most obvious joke ever.all of this shit is snca and boring. we need some better shit to harp on that isn't boring muh heckin dramadoxx baby shit.
>>80170439Amen and good riddance.>>80170401>joke or randomA secret third thing.
>>80170432>We're working on it.Can you expedite that and fucking leave already?
helluvaboss hazbinhotel amirite
>Hypothetically, for the sake of debate, is Mr. Hyde liable for Dr. Jekyll's crimes?
>>80170448>A secret third thingYou said last thread in your own words it wasn't her post and was a false flag post. So that means it wasn't by any of you. How is this a third thing? Does this mean there is an actual issue?.
>>80170432>I will be fighting back bile as you all return to asskissing (as you should) through the myriad channels, miraculous as they may be.So does that mean you're going to go dox war on us or what? I don't understand what this means anon.
Do you think Vincent had siblings?
>>80170432>i dont like the tollshe can say its a joke to calm people down and then go ahead to joke about the other billions of things in the world. if i joked about rape to a thread of rape victims,(im OBVIOUSLY not equating it to that level, and i sincerely hope you or others dont try to twist my words into thinking i am saying these things are equal at all) then i will not be surprised when these hypothetical rape victims start flinging shit at me. and much more importantly, i dont think the toll itd take on me would matter. because i directly did something to get that reaction. so i wouldnt want people like you feeling bad for me in such a scenario.if you wish she wouldn't hide her presence then go ahead and tell her the concrete obvious social advice i'm giving here. it doesnt take that much to be accepted if all you have to do is to avoid mentioning like one thing.
>>80170509You have to be ESL, or underage or trolling. That sentence isn't that hard.
>>80170354Rooschizo is not the big baddy evil doer if she didn't make that post. You stated last thread she didn't. Therefore you have knowledge on who made that post. Why are you avoiding answering it. It was a joke to make fun of people and act like you were going to dox users? That's funny, that's not a joke. That's like making a joke you're going to harm someone and you hardly know them. If you can explain for me what that false flag post was about. I'll apologize broad daylight here.
>>80170469But how would your ego derive this paltry sense of masculine authority from replying with epic smackdown mic drop one liners to your internet enemies if we did? Get Harlequin'd, mechunc. Loosen up a little or you'll 'loose' something else, too!
>>80170426They are. I thought more would come of Viv and co liking the art of Vel giving him makeovers, but I guess not.
>>80170535of course that is if it even matters that much to her at all. if the words of retarded schizos matter that much then you should know not to trigger them. what im saying is very simple.
>>80170539Not ESL, I'm an adult and I'm not trolling. What do you mean fighting bile back?
>>80170535it all seems so simple wait a minute... you don't think...their actions not marching their words might mean something fishy is afoot? afin?
Garammmarrarambammararam dangmadung dung dung ta rung para tung tung
>>80170577Bile comes from your stomach. Fighting back bile means fighting it from coming up your throat.It means that anon is disgusted at you and wants to puke.Literally pick up a book, damn.
>>80170609Well anon you can be calling anons bile and they're bile so you're fighting them in an epic battle of huge dox
>>80170592honestly if people start getting angry to her about other shit or start demanding more explanations (probably a form of trolling) then at that point it becomes about not caring. as of right now, it is simply about just not mentioning one scary heckin bad word (doxxing). once that's done, it will just be a matter of ignoring the retards who will likely keep being faggots. no one worth anything will take them seriously, and thats important to remember.
>>80170603Wtf kino
>>80170535Lowercase you are my nigga>>80170641This is 95% of it. Everything was chilled with her until the false flag joke post was made after she went to bed. That shit was unacceptable and if it was an inside joke it's not funny.
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doxx this*unzips dick*
>>80170572Everybody was just too busy drooling over Radiostatic and Staticmoth to take more notice
>>80170426The twitterfags would throw a fit if they saw anyone trying to ship a lesbian with guy.
>>80170562Didn't read.
i admire senpai and senpai did a really cool thing in like what i think of as "kouhai's" thread so i wanted to impress senpai by doing the same to what i think of as "senpai's" thread idk don't try to force it to fit conventional love languages you just wouldn't get it you just wouldn't understand ok it's like that metaphor about how ants probably don't even know what we are we're so big and if they were aware of us they would think of us as gods and like imagine that but image also those big gods are having crazy freaky degenerate sex and the ants are just. they're just like lightyears away from being even close to getting it, man. *caw*
>>80170448>SecretSo you think it's funny to joke about doxxing people? FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FRIENDS.
>>80170903not funnyHILARRYUSshorten itWAITENHANCE?????.....lllllleeeeewwwwwwiiiiiiiiiisssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!' rraaaAAAAGHHHHHHHH!
>>80170945Sorry I don't get the media reference.
>>80170603Kino wtf
>>80170840I fear that's true with a lot of things. Still, variety is the spice of life and all that. >>80170857I am kind of expecting to get crucified for making a lesbian and an asexual man fuck, but eh, whatever.
I hope you niggers know we don't trust you and your schizo friend. It's not even a namefag hatred on you. We're just too well aware of the bad behavior at this point
>>80170974me either i dont think it even is one im throwing darts at the board to see if there are any more schizos with hyper specific trigger phrases are around of if the fun is over
Fuck off namefags and schizo drama, talk about Alastor or Vox or Carmilla or something
>>80171025Can we talk about Charlie
>>80171044Do you think she was justified in S2 or she's an idiot?
What the fuck is happening?
>>80171044No, i want to talk about her latina girlfriend
>>80171073She was an idiot but I thought she was being believably idiotic. Problem was just there was no moment of resolution where she learnt from mistakes and reclaimed herself because they have to delay her character development for s3.
>We bark at the bell, as conditioned >We salivate at the electroshock, as conditioned>We cum when you say so>You say send wanking vid with whimpering, we say, how loud? >We hate you mommy>We hate you mommy>W-hgh. W-we. Unhh, fuuu-hu-huUCKING. *Hahh, hahh..* Christ. Set.. Settle doW-ow-nn. Mnf. I'm still typIeieiIeiEIEinnnGgGh-uhuuuh.. Hu~uh. God. Charlie, you're crazy. You're fucking crazy. You should.. show it. More often... Hahh... >*rolls over**Wipes mouth gingerly*
were you guys edging that whole time? i'n stealing something out your house when we meet up for the next eclipse on god i hate you cringers
don't ask for my assistance if you're not gonna disclose it's part of your weird cult kink thing. god damn i don't know why i put up with you two. stay incognito for a while after this that really grinds my gears
>>80171087Unironically Vaggie needs time apart from Charlie and develop anything that doesn't involve Charlie, otherwise she'll be her +1 forever.
>>80170996Do you think we'll ever know why Rooschizo's clique thought joking about doxing was funny and fine?
>>80171171What?I'm so lost, what the fuck are any of you talking about. This sounds like television drama.
>>80171171Nigga over here with his rooschizo cult
>>80170609It reads like you're calling the people here bile and that you're going to fight against them at all cost through other channels. I would really say that that's a bad idea and I would recommend don't do something like that. I'm hoping that's not what you meant. It would be nice if you guys could stop raiding us
>>80171211from what i gather it wasn't one of their friends but they're not saying who because it protects rooschizo more for us not to know what are her sincere posts and what are the stalker interjecting to try to sabotage because she started getting too invested either way? can we just move on already
>>80171354dude you actually seem like you are a hazard to yourself if left unattended if you're this disoriented at very clear very mundane zoomer humor. they were in fact saying it makes them sick how you treat rooschizo when you notice her as "rooschizo" as opposed to the 99% rest of the time. allegedly.anon just disengage if you are simultaneously this unraveled by it and this incompetent at unraveling the situation
Test idk if Im BANNED
>>80171354"It reads like that" would imply it objectively comes across that way to a majority average. It does not. "I'll be fighting back bile at the sight of you asskissing someone you think you know from behind another avatar" is pretty clear to most people.Can you tell me honestly:Are you the same person who had the first misunderstanding with her? The difficulties you're having in comprehension of pretty commonplace English in really specific and irrational ways seems a reoccurring theme. And I'll repeat her earlier line of questioning:Are you ESL? Some Russian spam bot? Or something/someone interesting?>>80171453This.
