HG thread in the snow-covered wilderness.PREVIOUSLY ON HG: >>80165473>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the parts of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
>takes a fat stinky piss that drips down and gets on every poster below
>>80182783nice backlink bro that was a pro move (positive reinforcement to encourage future threads follow this example)
>>80182789Lunch at Tracen!Where is everyone? Usually lunch time is much more lively, but there's only three of you.Well, two now.>>80182813You're so close.>>80182828That green luck wasn't there this time.>>80182847Turbo boooost.>>80182783Thank you.
Rpers, what are your RP goals for the new year?
>>80182866WNS. Legato or Chihiro?
>>80182866I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS CASE!
>>80182886Chihiro, duh.
>>80182886I reckon that girly-boy can bag this win!
>>80182767Marina... This is your only chance to make use of your skills that Penis Mei taught you... THE GOCK MEI STYLE!>Flashbacks begin playing in Marina's head as imminent death faces her...>"MARINA-SAN! YOU MUST REMEMBAH! CRAZY BITCHU CAN BE TAMED WITH PENORU! YOU MUST SUBDUE THEM AND FIND AN OPENING TO ATTACK WITH YORU FUTANARI PENORU! YOU ARE WORTHY OF MY REGENDARY STYRU!">An additional flashback plays in Marina's head of Penis Mei's training>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE4zTO_hJYMTHE GOCK MEI STYLE SHALL NOT GO EXTINCT BECAUSE OF A CRAZY BITCH LIKE YOU! >Within less than the blink of an eye, Marina is holding this crazy bitch's bare assPREPARE! GOCK MEI: THIRD STYLE: CATASTROPHIC COLON CREAMPIE!
>>80182866He really wanted to solve the case.>>80182895>>80182901>>80182917They're neck and neck as they cross the finish line.The winner is..!
Yawnestly.
>>80182940Finally...
>>80182940If you and your rival are neck and neck, just grab them BY the neck.Congratulations, Chihiro. You've won Coffee Cup 46. Please choose an umamusume for your card. Or the coffee card of course.>>80182956Yes, nicely done.
>>80182940Thanks for hosting
>>80182969Placements. Lucky gate 7 too. Perfect for a Fukukitaru Friday Edition. She'd be screaming in joy.Thank you all for running this race!
>>80182969>TFH
So he's rigging for Mokou and Chihiro, lame.
>>80182885>To greet more and fix all my awful typos.>>80182969>Thanks for hosting, well done Chihiro.>>80182859 Hungry Tiger Yōkai>>80182783>With a rush of air, she takes to the sky, floating a few meters in the air high above the snow covered ground. She scans the trees just outside the ski lodge, finding the forest quieter than usual. Hiding? Here I was thinking you were a fearsome predator!>She relaxes her body, trying to sense the yokai's location and intent.
>>80183000He has to buy that favor back.
>>80182969Something weird is definitely going on in this academy... You'd think there would be more Uma's racing, but there are way more killings instead... The only other academy I could think of that has students killing each other is Hope's... Peak... Academy...Oh my God...(Gold Ship btw)
>>80182969>>80182993Polka was robbed......congrats to Chihiro. and thanks Cafe
>>80182993Lucky, lucky you. You get compensated as well, despite your suffering.Thank you kindly.
>>80182993Nice job Chihiro.>Thanks Cafe for hosting!>>80183000>Rigging for me to die in half the bloodbaths? That's so uncool!>>80183019My Junko-chan's such a trendsetter~
>>80182826 (Ez)>At first, it's almost as if Yi Xi's mannerisms are being encouraged, with the sly way that Ezreal eases into confronting her. But as his expression suddenly becomes much more serious - not fearful, not angry, just serious, with a pinch of superiority - Yi Xi's own disposition is unchanged, continuing to be cheery and glib about the macabre subject matter and obsessions she holds so dearly. It's a stark contrast to Ezreal's weary, cold look.Guuuuilty as charged~! You're not running away screaming your head off, so that puts you a step above most others. Maybe this living arrangement will work out after all...?>Despite Ezreal's "discovery," Yi Xi wasn't exactly hiding it before. Maybe she had some minced words and phrases that weren't as blunt as she could've been, but that was more out of playfulness than a desire to obscure her intentions. Yi Xi is anything ~but~ shameful about her tastes.Hmm... a sweetheart like you? Nice, lean, but with a working bit of muscle hidden behind that lithe frame? The closest comparison I'd go for is venison. An agile little white-tailed deer~. But comparison is the thief of joy, is it not? The real thing is - truly speaking - unlike any prime cut you've had before.>>80182993Still not quite satisfied with what I've been able to dish out thus far... but I'm sure it'll come soon. Thanks anywaaay~. And nice hunting, champion.
>>80182940>>80182969Well looky 'ere! That boy did it!Mighty fine job there, Chihrio!Much obliged for the fun, horse!
>>80183019This would have been an awesome way for me to reveal myself if I hadn't let the uma out of the bag myself. Gold Ship it is. See? We want more Golshi. I'll get started right away.>>80183000>4 minutes from the swap to bbThat's some ultra high speed rigging if so.>>80182972>80182995>>80183017>80183042>>80183047>80183049>>80183059>80183065You're all very welcome. As always.
>>80182993GG to Chihiro and TFH Cafe
>>80182993
>>80182969>Congratulations.>>80182993>And thank you.
>>80183081>>80183101>>80183102You too!
FIRST 24IT'S THE EXPRESS GAMEShttps://youtu.be/vTOozRAJ8dU
>>80183117Macht
>>80183117Yi Xi
>>80183117Manhattan Cafe
And there goes the possibility of RP for the night
>>80182885i wanna punch a murderhobo in the facealso progress the eminem moon war>>80183117Every Admiral
>>80183117Marina
>>80183117Stay Gold
>>80183117Sanae
>>80183117Knight Gundam>>80182885>Polish off what I had going on and...er, hopefully actually do something with Zeon already....
>>80183117Lizzie
>>80183117The Invisible Man
>>80183117Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80183117Sunny
>>80183117seej!
>>80183133Sorry that you had to miss out on the totally tubular Marina gock martial arts RP because that was totally what you were referring to. Don't worry, it'll TOTALLLLYYYY continue tomorrow.
>>80183117Junko EnoshimaTime for three in a row, Mokou-tan~
>>80183177DUDE! You're not supposed to tell everyone Mokou rigged it three times right out in public!
>>80183117Alpha1918
>>80183133Make an RP general if it bothers you so much
>>80183117Neo Metal Sonic
>>80183133Which ava are you?
>>80183117Alan Wake
>>80183117Manousos Oviedo
>>80183201And how do you know I'm not using my talent to predict when to submit my tribute into that winning slot, Huh? HUH~? I'm not, but that would be cool as hell~
>>80183017>>80182783>[YOU, come out into the open.] >[The sounding forest is silent. Eerily silent. Maybe he fled... unless... *Sound barrier breaks* A sonic boom echoing in the air, somewhere distant. You sense the Miasma coming in, fast! The wind is screaming, a bullet! No, something is rapidly approaching!]UOOOOOOOOOHHH!>[The demon's voice echoing, throughout the forest, carried by the wind. INCOMING; the tiger was flying in fast and low! Fist raised, Aiming to deliver a Superman punch right into the shrine maiden.]
>>80183221logistics campfaggotry spaceship samefagger reporting for duty
>>80183117Boxer Rebel
>>80183117Blaidd
>>80183234B-Becau- SHUT UP!>fucks your throat
2025 was the year of glup shitto tier popularity contests send tweet.
>>80183117Ez>>80182993ggwp>>80183059Lithe...?>Ezreal seems to take more offense to that than all the other depraved things she's said and implied. His gaze drifts off to the side as that word sits like curdled milk on his tongue....I have very slimming clothes.>And his eyes are back on her.I have more muscle than that. You have to be strong to do the things I do. >Ezreal feels a buzz in his head. The call of more pressing concerns? A ringing notion that there were more important things? A desperate urging to not pursue whatever train of thought had suddenly taken off? >Whatever, he dismisses that noise.Still, >Curiosity seeps into his voice as he speaks.I can’t say I’m not interested. People go absolutely feral over this stuff, and I’ve always wondered why. It started when I was eaten alive by a nun here. I thought - all that gurgling and groaning, could I have really tasted that good?>And then, a thin smile creeps onto his face. Madness has touched him too. It settled in long ago, but it still has to push its way to the surface, through all that limiting clarity. Hey, since we'll just come right back after death in this game, why don't you just slice a few bits off yourself right now? Nothing vital, of course. I need you in good enough shape to be able to cook yourself up.>Ezreal's gauntlet hums with energy as he raises it at Yi Xi. Sparks of magic hiss at his fingertips.If you refuse, I'll just have to shoot some bite-sized pieces of you off myself. Problem is, I don't really know where the good cuts are.>His eyes flick over her, calculating.Would be a shame to waste so much product, wouldn't it?
>>80183246CUNNY WHERE?
>>80183264Oh hell no!>>>80183291You too. I mean, Cafe says you too~
>>80183294Sir we like big tiddy hags here
>>80183274cortana, translate this into something that makes slightly more sense
>>80182969Wooo! Gratz Chiri! Well done :)Thanks for hostin Cafe! :)>>80183117Harley Quinn
>>80183339You too, Harley.
>>80183117Consul Z
>>80183294>>80183333WRONG! HG likes gock more. >>80183313You can kick me in the head but you can't unfuck your throat. Just like how they couldn't unfuck that turkey on thanksgiving.
>>80183333We like ity bity torpedos too :3
>>80183246>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5z3-5r7hRQ>She turns in the air towards the sound, a smile and confidence blazing in her eyes as she sees the trees split in the wake of this being.>He's fast! But he announces his attack!Esoterica! Gray Thaumaturgy! >Turns out, she does too!>The rapidly closing space between the two is now filled with deadly danmaku. Each taking the pattern of of a pentagram before swirling headlong towards the oncoming beast. Perhaps a few detonations and impacts would slow his momentum.
>>80183376As long as it's futa on female thō.>>80183378Acceptable
>>80183337dickey is council glup shittokosaku is futa glup shittoyou're drama seeker glup shittoetc
>>80183419cortana, explain what glup shitto means
>>80183117Bkornblume
>>80183450it is what it is
>>80183460boring
Are you satisfied Junko-chan, or are you itching for more~?>>80183177Riiiiiight~>>80183234The chances of District/Gate/Sector 7 winning 4 games in a row is...laughably low~You must be banking on a divine intervention~
>>80183419The real glup shitto is the friends we made along the way, anon. That's what 2025 was about. The memories we made, the hardships we had, and how, despite that... We made it. That is the REAL glup shitto.>>80183417futa on sub male is superior but we're not ready for that talk just yet. Let's just keep it to baseline gock, not including what the gock gets put inside of.
>>80183485We'll see, won't we~?
>>80183485IMREADY!>Ezreal blurts out, suddenly and loudly. It was quite startling.
>>80183485Just another loop... just another story...
>>80183485She better not win for a third time in a row, Mokou!
>>80183510I guess we will!>>80183485So, which one of you would like to be the hero of the Express Games? I think Chihiro would be a funny choice. Or is he>>80183526Washed!
>>80183485Mokou, if Junko wins again, my faith in RNGesus will become heavily strained.>>80183526It's not a loop, it's a spiral.
>>80183291The history of the world is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat, isn't it? No wonder this is such a fulfilling taste!>Once again, Yi Xi is initially warmed to Ezreal, amused by his out-of-whack priorities, before things take a colder turn. How is it that the grim disposition and deadly seriousness is from the one person in this conversation who ISN'T a cannibal? Things to consider... but even as Yi Xi thinks about them, that Stepford smile never fades.And you can lay off the threats, cowboy. We're on the same page, after all! Why do you think I like it here so much? It's not just the eye candy like yourself. It's the consumable candy, too... and the promise that we can always come back from the end. Which means more for me, over and over again... dinner's always in rotation~.>She giggles, savoring the moment.A bit off the be-hind would be a good way to start, if you're looking for me to do all the work and not keel over in the middle of it. Yeesh, talk about lazy on your part... you're lucky I love to cook so much, hehehe~. You eat ass, Ezreal? Whatever your answer, you haven't had it like this, in the literal sense.>>80183485Hey, what's that in your hand there, big guy? Share some heart with the rest of us!
>>80183485Evil, be->>80183544>Fuck.
>>80183544>Is waking up in a blind, panicked haze on a dirty, muddy shoreline considered a bath?>The readers can decide.>>80183555>Quiet, you.
>>80183544HARDER! WASH HARDER!>>80183555I think that would have the opposite effect on me, personally Marina.>>80183564Weird catchphrase bro.
>>80183561Yep this is Stranny
>>80183581>It represents my frustration-filled, tortured soul.
>>80183581Come on over to my place! You'll love the refreshments and snacks I've set out for everyone.
>>80183581The secret is to use the flat rocks.... heh...>Boy, do they look peeved.
>>80183544That's for making me even look at that nasty lime tipped pudding pop of yours.>>80183581The chances are low, but never zero~
>>80183544I nooooooticed too much>>80183578Too tempting to say the line.>>80183581It's indestructible, stupid!
>>80183485I think I'm ready to go outside...>>80183544Oh no she has a magic wand, I'm so dea->he gets hit by the wand's beam>>80183581Oh? I'm not dead?>Wait, is that the smell of steaks? Finally
>>80183578We like metaphors here don't we? And irony?>>80183581F>>80183601Ehhh everything in due time right?
>>80183538Here's your gold bordered plaque for now. I'll have the card done as soon as I find a good Gold Ship for it.
>>80183625
>>801836241/20000+ may as well be zero~>>80183633I'm sure Doctor Manhattan won't take this personally!
>>80183646Whoops slide 5
>>801836496
>>80183646>"Wake defeats the oversized machine in a fairly spectacular battle that this page can't quite do justice.">... Yeah, that'll work...
>>801836667F
>>80183414>[Shonen fight! Now they must announce the name of each move they're about to whip out while spending the time explaining how each skill works.]>[Her magic is revealed, creating pentagrams of magic. Whirling and swirling right into the tiger! Clashes leading into small localized explosions]"GAH!">[He's felling it now! Yet:....] (1-4)>[ 「Super Endure」: With her powerful magic clashing with the demon, YOU will witness the demon TANKing each hit, even punching someone of the danmaku in his path! While slightly weaker, his punch connects! Diving right into the maiden's midsection!](5-7)>[ HIT and EVA lowered: The danmaku slowed the yokai, yet he still came in fast, but the damage health threw off the tiger's aim. He MISSED his heavy punch, but still carried wind with him to push her some distance away. Maybe the wind would damage her.](8,9)>[ Lost press turn: Her magic was potent. Each explosion led up to the tiger getting launched out of his super-punch. He'll follow up huffing and puffing, before breathing out a great stream of fire!](0)>[CRIT: Watch him, expertly slide and avoid through the Danmaku spam with such ease, to punch a maiden in the face! Earning a critical hit!]
>>80183646>>80183649This is perfect so I'm rolling with it anyway.>>80183666I'm getting confused now.
>>80183649>This is pretty good>>80183646>Now you know why I have this knife>>80183666I'm just guessing here
>>80183646We're from the same old stomping grounds, me and him. But I'd wager that I'm more of a rebel when it comes to my culinary preferences... this ain't a matter of where we come from, it's ~divine~ quality above all else.
>>80183544>Whether to heaven or hell, she who travels fastest travels alone.>>80183581Such ostentatious surroundings. But how do you keep such a place clean?>>80183646>She puts it on and feels no different.>>80183649>She stares at her partner in confusion.If you don't know how to fix this, I dare say we may be stuck.>>80183666>She regrets the decision immensely upon finding her car covered in ink.
>>80183636Thank you so much!
>>80183666Abraham Lincoln would NOT be happy...
>>80183649C'mon, c'mon... there has to be another weapon I can use out here. Something more than just my light...>>80183666>Torr-ain-ahh-San Alan Wake is having a hard time ajusting to the rules of law of the uma-verse.
>>80183668Okay Fermat.>>80183646The funniest thing you could say is "speed it down Jimmy"But it's not like people are dying early!!>>80183699Yeah let's go with ink.>>80183706You think he didn't have an acute sense of humor? My AI assistant says he did.
>>80183544You did well, machine. You have my thanks. Though I disapprove of your methods....>>80183581Oi... A-am I invited to the right gathering...?>[This doesn't look suspicious at all!]>>80183646Becareful! >[Roll spam! Roll spam!]>>80183649.... this is way I still prefer to hunt for my food....
>>80183727
>>80183727>Wake isn't quite sure what happened either. But somehow the power of the Lamp had affected reality again, not only causing a brilliant light to soar overhead, but this time also causing that very light to manifest into a physical force that crushes one of his would-be enemies.Yo! The hell-?!>Can't complain with the results, but you sure can question them...
>>80183727F>>80183749And stick to your knives goddammit!>>80183755A little disappointing!
>>80183774YOU'RE FIRED!!!>Patchouli Knowledge**Naw I'm just kidding, good shit girls.
>>80183727>Not my pizza bike..
>>80183774>Oop, turns out the re-write says that it was just the car and not the enemy. Good thing Wake always keeps a little blue pen handy...>>80183781>Oh, look, a gun!Hah! Talk about my lucky day!>Too bad there's only one box of bullets...
>>80183666Catch!>[YEET!]>[But to his surprise. She was skilled in Frost magic.]Oi.... That was surprisingly impressive for a lass of your talents.>>80183727I believe this is how you conjure up prawn! >[He just wanted some seafood! Ended up summoning a sea beast! Yet the jester finished it with ease.]T-that wasn't supposed to happen....>>80183774It was an accident! I swear!>[Who gave Blaidd the tome, knowing he can't read‽!]>>80183781Impressive moves, lass! Just wish you showed more emotions and spoke!>[Give the corgi a moment. He isn't aware this was a hologram....]
>>80183781
>>80183781>>80183785You really gave up for that Sunny?!I wonder what pairs well with gyaru amydgala~>>80183818Just look in the trees for more!
>>80183685>Intermission for a long drawn out character story via 3 episodes of flashbacks. We're full shonen now!>Before Shrine maiden can bask in the excitement of the hit, the orange blur shoots past her with stunning speed. The resulting pressure vacuum creates gusts of wind, like a bomb detonation running backwards. She tumbles through the air, impacting on the top of a nearby pine tree. She recovers quickly, floating once more.ouch ouch ouch.>She picks the pine needles out of her hair and dress.That was a crazy attack.. if it had hit me who know what could have happened.>She scans the horizon looking for him once more.Where did that kitty land?
>>80183561>Yi Xi’s relentless cheer in the face of his threats is quite disarming! Enough so that Ezreal lowers his gloved hand, the hum of his gauntlet fading to a dull, idle noise. Half of his mind is still off somewhere else, but whatever’s rattling around in his head still kicks hard enough to keep him present. He even starts to sound amused.How do you know? Maybe I've had to eat my fellow man before to survive a harsh winter.>There's probably an Arena event like that...But ah, probably not. In either sense. Don't use innuendo like that, I'll start thinking of sleeping with you more than I am of eating you, and that's not the priority right now. >With that said, Ezreal throws himself back onto his bed. He shifts into a seated sprawl, arms braced behind him, eyes focusing on Yi Xi with an expectant gaze. Do you want me to look away? >>80183544Awful.
>>80183781>It's probably nothing important, right?>>80183851>I'll just assume she was either warning me about this drink, or that I was dying today no matter what..
>>80183851The hell is that?! Is that a Werewolf?! >Wake has serious doubts that he's going to be able to find any silver bullets at a time like this. Might be best to just run away!
>>80183851F>>80183864I wouldn't wanna be on the Choke Gundam side either.
>>80183485我要把你吃掉!>The stray Boxer snarled at his surroundings while staring at his district mate with a disturbing hunger, barring his teeth before venturing off with his weapon forward.>>80183544>The queer material of the pool noodles would work to distract the ruffian for the entirety of the event, entirely without the context of its use.>>80183646吃掉它,否则你就会成为下一顿饭!>It was whatever small animals the revolutionary had slew fried in gutter oil and mixed with locally-identified herbs. With a pinch of salt.>>80183649啊,中国传统兵器!>Though this ruffian would praise this traditional weapon, he had no real idea as to its use, keeping it to his back for good luck.>>80183666>This was an insult to his traditional heritage! Without any sportsmanship, the Boxer would punch the rock stack into the hard ground.>>80183727北京晚餐!>It wouldn't be alive, nor stuck for long. Om, nom nom.
I WANT TO FUCK AMY ROSE
>>80183851
>>80183851YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
>>80183886We got a 1v2v2v3v3v1v5 on our hands!>>80183883What a bad move Wake, Chihiro is NOT trustworthy! Also you just ruined his pretty flowers!
>>80183907Editor; put a pair of googly eyes at the top of the slide
>>80183851Damn!>[Considering the feat of strength Harley showed. He's fleeing from her mostly.]>>80183883Oi! Little human! Beware the jester! She is loose cannon!>[Leave it to faith if Alan heard the wolfman's warning as he fled from the pair. Despite the armour, the Wolfman is FAST!]>>80183907Be on the lookout! I smell bandits!Stay alert friends!
>>80183902Too bad. I already did.>>80183907Looks like Russia isn't doing so hot
>>80183781抓我很久!>His training prepared him for this eventuality.>>80183851>>80183871>Too much gutter oil for the gut...>>80183907咔哒咔哒,别踏进我的地盘!>The insurrectionist would hiss at the intruders like a serpent, waving his weapon about wildly!
>>80183907Goodness gracious Junko-chan, how badly do ya want it~?Could, CHIHIRO WANT IT EVEN MORE?!>>80183937Your friends are running into troubles...Stay frosty!>>80183943I don't know, Alaska.
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>>80183973F
>>80183907I'm a writer! I write! Writing is the key. Art is the key. To find my way out of this... this Dark Place. I can't forget this. Don't you fucking forget this! I'm in the Dark Place. I'm outside time and space. Outside reality. But this *is* real! A nightmare dimension, an ocean of darkness. Remember: its dark energy can make art come true. Can make dreams and nightmares come true. Yes! I can use this...!>>80183937Gyagh-?!>In a world of clowns and beasts running wild with murderous intent, what does that make Wake? The Ringmaster? Or just another performer...?>He's too busy running away to worry about the answer.>>80183973>Least improbable Dark Place death moment.
>>80183907>>80183937>>80183969>At the head of an army of discontented chinese fighters, a wolf and a shrine maiden is can strike an imposing visage.Impressive work gentlemen.>>80183973>The heights of overconfidence do so often lead to a dizzying fall.
>>80184015Harley couldn't stand living with the knowledge that Sammy was NTR'dOkaay, this HAS to be a sign of something.>>80184017Astonishingly canon!
>>80183973Game over, Marina!
>>80183860>[Last thing. Random cutaway to bystanders watching the fight, to explain every detail.]>[Tora missed.]>[But he comes to a skidding halt in the air. Snarling at the fast, her magic threw off his aim. Next comes azure electricity, the point of origin being the center of the demon's head. Where a small portion of the demon's hair is colored white, compared to the rest of his deep orange mane.]SHA!>[Scattered lighting! One massive bolt spreads and breaks apart into several smaller arcing branches of lightning. Spreading out in mid-air at varying angles, soon converging on the maiden's location.]
>>80184055>Schizo moments are part of the writing process.
>>80184055Slowly, but surely.>>80184066Teaming with Metal Sonic of all things?! You've really adapted to the circumstances, Chihiro-kunOh and I have some not-so-good news for Junko-chan.>>80184075Verily, they're the HEART and SOUL of authorship!
>>80184108
>>80183851>Rather than telling Ezreal to shield his eyes, Yi Xi instead approaches him where he's sitting on the bed... before presenting him with a saw she's been holding behind her back. How'd she do that?! Regardless, it seems like she's inviting him to take the tool.You know what? You've been such a dear, and I'd be hard-pressed to pass up a pretty face like yours. You already offered to knock a few pieces off me as the contingency in case I refused... but how about I let you give it a go anyway? Just a careful cut of the outside, indulge in the sins of the flesh... maybe once you put in the work yourself, you'll realize just how fulfilling this cuisine really is. It'd be rather nice to have someone who understands me, rather than just ending up on my plate. Someone who I can share this gift with! And so that they can go out and indulge in the same things I do...>Despite the positive spin she tries to put on it, it really is kind of a... lonely admission on Yi Xi's part. She wants someone to be like her, because of her highly unique and taboo meals, she has very few, if any, contemporaries. Assuming Ezreal would take the blade from her, Yi Xi flopped down onto the bed right next to him... and dropped her pants at the same time, showing her rear in a fashion that's not necessarily sexy. It's more like the kind of pants-dropping you do when you're about to get a shot in your ass... or in this case, cook it.Oh, and if you get any funny ideas, trying to make me suffer for my crimes or anything ridiculous like that... well, that'd be pretty stupid, considering I'll come right back. Might as well get on my good side while we've got each other.>>80184108I promise your money is going to a very good cause... and a very delicious one, on top of that!
>>80184108F>>80184138I do not endorse this statement.
>>80184138>>80183864>Totally misfired there.
>>80184108Excred? Wasn't that another crypto scam~?
>>80183973>It looks like you can in fact, train to make yourself resistant to lightning. The Boxer cackled at his own might!>>80184049除非别人跟你说话,否则别说话,小姑娘!>The disgruntled Boxer spoke in an threatening oriental pidgin at the apparent servant in westernized attire, gazing upon her in suspicion.>>80184055眼花缭乱!>The ancient martial art of the skink; appear unassuming, and then bite your opponents' neck in their sleep!>>80184108>More chickens, more food for later as the creature is unceremoniously dispatched, the rest of the day being spent plucking it feather by feather.
>>80184149For the second night in a row? What are the odds?!>>80184164Call it what you want, but you're basically a cripple without it~!>>80184178Finally someone not afraid to get their hands dirty.
>>80183973>[Sniff!]That mute lady was behind this. I reckon we leave it alone.>>80184049Thank you, maiden. I reckon the lads may have been a significant advantage, given their numbers.>>80184017>[He left him with a warning. Will he listen? Leave it up to fate to decide. Yet this may be the better option. A dumb wolf and a man who needs and refuses to take schizo meds—is asking for trouble.]>>80184108>[The horses.....]>[Blaidd was looking for a place to sleep. Yet here a horse caught him off guard.]>>80184055>[The fingers...They call to him. Urging him to finish a task, yet she is not here.]No! I am free!
>>80184182You gotta do what you gotta do, no? Yes? Maybe? Anywho, I think John Boxer is a *great* choice of ally! Just be careful with it..
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>>80184066Here you go. Congrats again on a well ran race!
>>80184221F>>80184242I don't know how you did but you did!
>>80184256Can I request a futa uma if I ever win one of your games?
>>80184259Yeesh what a horrible night to be (Player1)!
>>80184073Here I go!>Like an angry orange thunderhead, the cat is truly imposing when he's this fired up. She would not be dissuaded and was ready to take a risk.>Rather than seek cover or block, she rushed towards the yokai now, trying to force the lighting strikes to miss by using her speed alone. Perhaps it was vulnerable while channeling this power?I'm coming for you yokai! Prepare yourself!0-1>It was a complete disaster. A bolt of lighting strikes her directly, driving her to the ground and costing her the height advantage. She lays flat and stunned in the snow.2-5>Each bolt turns trees into splinters around her, and leaves blackened craters in the white snow. She manages to get in close but the resulting impacts and strikes stun her before she gets to attack.6-9>She dodges expertly! Missed lighting strikes backlight her as she hovers in the air just before you. Another volley of pentagrams is about to be delivered at close range.Dodge this!
>>80184182>Tinfoil hat against micro-radiation: traditional Chinese invention.>>80184221轰动的成功!>Much to his own surprise, the Boxer's botched attempt at a whirlwind kick would deflect the knives without so much as scratching his heel!>>80184279赌注!
>>80184269Gold Ship is right there, anon!>>80184279Mokou I swear to fucking god if Junko wins again
>>80184279RAWRAWR>>80184306Could you rephrase?
>>80184221Another one falls...>>80184256Thank you so much!
>>80184315I'm on the edge of my seat..
>>80184306>>80184325Surely not, right~?
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>>80184338>>80184339John Boxer has decided to terminate his alliance with Junko.
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>>80184315Ok. If Junko wins, I will deposit my semen into EVERY fuckable hole in your body until it leaks out of your nose and you start coughing up leftover sperm for at least 3 days. Time to lurk again and find out if Mokou's going to get molested.>>80184338And you're gonna watch in a chair while I do it too, Junko.
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>>80184349That'd be a pretty gnarly final two.>>80184352Your balls don't work that fast, you're not fooling me.
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>>80184367this looks like something a homosexual man would wear while sucking someone else's cock to preserve his identity>>80184371Don't test me or you're going to feel the wrath of my testes
>>80184371Am I finally going to get to eat that fuccboi's liver?
>>80184391John Boxer has decided to rekindle his alliance with Junko.Lizzie collects the vital intel.>>80184395It's out of my hands.>>80184399If you're lucky~
>>80184404JUNKO YOU DIRTY GAMER YOU~!
>>80184399HANDS OFF MY FUCKING LIVER!
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>>80184419F>>80184419Oh wait that was Alpha, I got excited.
>>80184399Get in line.
>>80184419GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
>>80184419
>>80184419Putting cameras everywhere was my thing, Mokou-tan. What did you expect~?Oh, does that mean it's already cooked?
>>80184404Good. You're learning. When you suck me off you shouldn't put your hands on it. Just mouth!
>>80184315>Why go eat when he still had a couple chickens on hand?>>80184349你输了,而且输得很惨!>Mashing buttons upon his implement until it unleashed its payload, this addled adversary was in it to win it, rolling back once it as certain his ill-understood tool didn't cut the mustard.肉体坚韧,钢铁脆弱。>>80184371>Though this woman remained a representative of the wretched foreign presence upon his home, the Boxer couldn't help but appreciate a flawlessly-executed exploding heart technique!>>80184404塔塔酱!>>80184419你不会明白的。>What was more shocking, was the fact he was using the fissile material to boil a cooking pot!
>>80184435My oh my oh my oh myWNSBETSJINXESPREDILECTIONS>>80184452Maybe over-cooked~
>>80184465Mokou...
>>80184441Hey, if anyone is first in line for those sweetmeats, it's me~>>80184465Ah ha... Now if I just get second place...~
>>80184284>[Most of his scattered lighting missed. Yet the sheer quantity and the AoE of the Azure lighting chipped the shrine maiden as SHE attended to close the gap.]HEH!>[A laugh, from the tiger. With her hit with a brief stun status,「Flash Step」from the tiger closing the distance, immediately followed by a claw strike! Aiming right for her exposed midsection! Will she bleed‽ Or will she endure the quick four-line slash from Tora's claw?]
Nah, it's definitely gonna be the boxer.
>>80184465Mokou I swear to fucking god if junko wins again
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>>80184463Ehh he's Chinese, that's not that shocking at all.>>80184465>>80184472>>80184482>>80184499>>80184500IT'S OVBER
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>>80184465>That exotic substance is kept on standby for its traditional medical properties.>>80184503啊啊啊啊!>But even he didn't actually believe that stuff, and paid the price for faltering in his convictions!
Oh sweet I unlocked 10 replies again>>80184503WHAT CAN EVEN YOU DO IN THE FACE OF THE FACE OF UN-MERCYSHE IS THE NEW EGGMAN-KUN
>>80184138>Ezreal stared at the saw. This wasn't a kitchen tool, this was for hacking away at animals. He looked at it, then to Yi Xi's unsettlingly earnest and hopeful face, then down to where she had unceremoniously presented her behind like it was a side of beef at the market. His brain, normally a whirring machine buzzing with all kinds of nonsense thoughts, suddenly hit a complete stop. This, he now realized, was several stops past his usual weirdness.I'm not expecting this to be a grand revelation for me or anything.>Slowly, very slowly, he took hold of the saw that laid on the bed. He held it awkwardly. He wasn't looking at her face now, instead he focused on the expanse of flesh she had offered up. It was an incredibly rare occasion to have somebody on his bed like this and yet it was for none of the reasons he was always hoping for.It's just sating a curiosity. >He's cut pieces off people before, killed in all kinds of inhumane ways, but he's glad to know that even with his mind, as addled as it is, he feels a profound wrongness to all this as the fine, sharp teeth of the saw makes contact with her flesh. It tickles a primal sensation in his brain, that he shouldn't be doing this, that he was crossing a line, and it was very comforting to feel that. How glad he was to know that he could still function in such a human way....>He cuts through the initial resistance posed by the taut, rubbery tension of her skin. Her subcutaneous tissue, dense and yellow, is parted by biting serrations as the saw slides through her. Blood started to trickle along the blade and ooze down the curve of her hip, and a tearing rasp is heard as he digs into muscle fibers now. They're tough, and cling to the teeth with a ferocious grip, but a firm and guided hand hacks through that stubborn layer too. Eventually, with a sucking pop, he's able to pull off a wedge-shaped piece of her flesh.So...>Ezreal looks at the clump in his hand.What kind of wine does this pair with?
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>>80184536But props Junko for calling everything wrong~
>>80184503Had you sweating it out, huh~?Thanks for hosting, Mokou-tan~>>80184536And congrats~
>>80184536Hmm... Congrats, Alpha.
>>80184536I see... Looks like I won't be raping you.GG to Alpha TFH Mokou
>>80184536>>80184557The mute snow maiden survived? I am not surprised. She has shown talent many times over.Well met, Alpha.Many thanks for the match.
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>>80184557At least I got one piece of something to take back home with me, heheh. Thanks and 'grats.
>>80184503>>80184536Thank... Fucking... God...>>80184557GG everyone, thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to Alpha!
>>80184557I'm going to vomit.
>>80184536>Congratulations.>>80184557>And thank you.
>>80184557>>80184558>>80184563>>80184583>>80184585>>80184588
>>80184558 How'd you know I was sweating?>>80184563>>80184583>>80184585>>80184588>>80184593>>80184604 *Equips Rebound Shield*>>80184609>>80184613You're welcome! Thanks for playing!
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>>80184634Bye David
>>80184631>>80184634You got the one from before?
>>80184557我活下来了,贱人。>After ranting at his surroundings about oppression in the system, the lone Boxer skedaddled, cautious of attracting the spotlight.>Perhaps that could be translated to thanking the host?
>>80184646I'll accept it.THANKS FOR PLAYING!
>>80184557> . > . .> . . .GAAH->Another loop, another death, another reminder that there is no escape here...>Thanks for hostingg.
>>80184557>Thanks for hosting, nicely done Alpha.>>80184487>After images dotted Sanae's eyes from the near miss lightning bolt. As her vision clears, that massive row of teeth and wild fur was coming right for her!Oh no!>Her eyes go wide in shock, she attempts to block, putting her arms in an x before her. Too late to dodge now!Aaaagghh!>She's sent flying backwards, tumbling through the snow. The barrier she erected just before impact ate most of the blow, but three red lines now wept crimson from her midsection. She clutched to it, contemplating just how close that was.>The maiden marched forward toward the beast. She was wounded, but her confidence was undiminished.I don't think I ever got your name ravenous one.
>>80184678>>80184735You're welcome! THANKS FOR PLAYING!
>>80184538Now, now, don't be shy. You never knooow~. Expectations are subverted all the time.>On the one hand, Ezreal's brain was racked with apprehension and doubt, overcoming the part of his instincts that had become dulled to violence, and reigniting his sense of where the line shoule be drawn. On the other, Yi Xi's brain was tingling with excitement. You could more immediately and primarily call it the anticipation of the incoming cut, but also Yi Xi was genuinely, really excited to have someone else taking the dark step into her world. Put simply, she had been lonely for so, so long, that even just an ounce of indulgence was like the sweetest of treats. Or, in her case, the sweetest of human flesh. In 99% of cases, Yi Xi would have much preferred the opportunity to carve up someone else, just another in the long list of sources for her meals, to serve up for herself or even Ezreal as well. But now with the new affordances of the arena and its restorative, cyclical properties... Yi Xi could stand to share her tastes with others in new, previously unattainable ways. Call it an investment, to sate Ezreal's curiosity - and Yi Xi was genuinely, adamantly convinced that one bite of the flesh would be all that was needed to get him on her side, to make him her contemporary. The forbidden fruit was delicious enough as is, but it would be even better with a dining partner. Yi Xi had to get the strongest candidate yet incentivized. And if you want something done...(1/2)
>>80184538>>80184824G-Gaaaaah! Hooh... hooh...>A pained groan escaped Yi Xi as a fatty part of her flesh was sawed off - was that really what it felt like, when she did it to others? That was another part of Yi Xi's ends in this whole endeavor. Much like Ezreal was exploring his own curiosities, Yi Xi also had a fair few concerning what her victims felt in the moment. But for the cannibal, she knew that the temporary feelings were in service of something greater - a work of art!What... gah - what kind of a question is that, huh? ~Red~ wine, of course! Just like... you know...>The blood on Yi Xi's person - and the bedsheets? Yeah. Fill in the blanks. It's not enough to limit her movement considerably, even if it could use patching up, but Yi Xi is eager enough to likely breeze past that and use her sheer strength and enthusiasm for the love of the game to carry her through cooking up her own ass jerky.I've got my own lovely little recipes. This might not be a full-course meal... it's not like we've got a whole carcass to work with. If we did, none of it would go to waste! But... hrk... since I've so kindly made a donation to convince you of what I've been telling you - for which you really should be thankful! - we can work with it. A nice little snack from me to you!(2/2)
>>80184538>Incidentally, it's past midnight where I am. Would it be alright if we continued this another day? The hard part's over, as it were, so we could pick up with the cooking later.
>>80184735>[She was slashed! Three lines now mark her exposed stomach, the bruise will look nice, and maybe the scars will make good party talk.]>[This shrine maiden is pushed a good few meters away. The tiger waits until she gets up from her recovery frames, holding up his claws, dripping crimson liquid, and gives them a lick. In full view, so Sanae can see this unsightly gesture.]So that's how you taste~‽! SSSOOOOOGOOOOOOODDD~!!>[Another lick of the blood dripping claws. This time, slowly, locking eyes with the maiden as she approached.]Kuh!kuh! Do you know what this means!‽>[What exactly?]I WIN! I WIN! I TASTED YA SKIN AND BLOOD! THAT MEANS I WIN! YAAAAHOOOOOO!
>>80184824>>80184841>Sure, no worries! Have a good night. It's amazing, the places you can go from just replying to slides...
>>80182783>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcAIRPD3SyY>Off in the woods, the hearty scent of burning pine emanated from several feet into the treeline, followed by a faint pillar of smoke rising toward the skies.
Just now noticing Eric hasn't hosting since SAW kek
>>80184911>You as well! I'll hit you up next time we're both around.
>>80184942Mado...
>>80184893It's time for me to get serious.>The earth begins to rumble around the pair, the scent of the ocean now lingers fresh in the air.Kaikai.. Mōze no Kiseki!>The rumbling is louder now! You can hear the sea as if you stood at the shores edge. Something is flattening trees just out of sight to your left and right. The power flowing behind the shrine maiden's eyes is immense and focused. Just as she prepares to unleash her full might.... ....the bastard declares victory?!Wait.. you..>The power fades suddenly, like her entire being was just unplugged. The rumbling and ocean scent is gone. You can't just say you won! >She thinks back to the wager and stomps on the ground angrily.I lost? No way. I'll be a laughing stock for this. I can't lose to a yokai!
>>80184948>I'm right here.
>>80184918Cirno...
>>80184646>>80182783>Eventually, the agitator would regroup with the rest of his cadre of ill-tempered fellow rebels, who, sensing their day to nearly be done, would begin their retreat from whence they came. There was nothing for them in this unforgiving tundra, either to further the cause or vent their frustrations.>Happy Boxing Day, Hunger Games.
>>80184918Anomaly spotted, beginning investigation.>In the snowy sky, a strange looking mechanical object is hovering above the treeline, its single occupant adjusting her goggles as she begins to approach the source of the rising smoke,If it's a plane crash I can probably take some of the parts for later...
Wow another bea ava
>>80185053YAAAAAAA~HIIIIII!https://files.catbox.moe/m333n0.webm>[Now he's just emotin' hoping on each foot. Arms high in the air, sticking his tongue out.]YEP! TELL YA WHAT!!>[Taunting over.]Ya, pretty good for some hot shrine maiden!>[And now, a *wink* from the tiger. Watch the tiger float up in the air.]Oi, maiden! Call me Tora! I'll be open for a rematch! After I beat that Daiyokai in human skin, calling himself "Broomsprayer", while he spoke with a voice that ain't his! And the "Demon from the Clouded Heavens!" I'm achin' for a rematch with those two! Unless you get to them before me! Round 2 coming soon! Later!>[With that, Tora flys off. Breaking the sound barrier once more as he disappears into the horizon.](Gotta call it early, and hit the hay. Thanks for the ArrPee, mang. Have a good one.)
Been think about a new ava. She's a lesbian who murders people.
>>80185238Some hot shrine maiden?>Sanae watched as he floated off with his victory, a bit embarrassed to be called such a thing.>She would spend the next two days angrily stomping around the shrine. Maybe if she tracked the "broomsprayer" or cloud fella down she might just get a rematch and regain her pride.(Likewise. It was a good bit of fun and glad we finally got to scrap. Till next time)>>80185118>Happy boxing day you madlad.
>>80185198>As the reptilian braved the hostile cold and ventured through the brush, the scent of smoking wood, would be joined by the attracting warmth of steam, laced with the slightest hint of something saccharine simmering within.>Situated inside a minute clearing, someone had set up a whole cooking pot alongside multiple counters-
>>80185198>>80185345Bubble, bubble~𝅘𝅥𝅮>And its attendant, humming to herself as she enjoyed a self-imposed happy hour!Stir for trouble~𝅘𝅥𝅮>It appeared to be some manner of demure, winged creature with blonde, curly locks, garbed in enough frills to rival the most fashionable of dolls! She didn't yet seem to notice any intrusions.
>>80185345>>80185349>Elliana raises an eyebrow when she sees the scene below her. Not wanting to ruin the girl's hard work, she slowly hovers down away from the fire and cookery, her mech's large feet crunching into the snow as the propellers slowly come to a halt.Excuse me small creature, what are you doing all the way out here?
>>80185415Ehe->The readily-noticeable thump of steel would jostle the fairy to the point she fumbled her shot glass, spilling a portion over her fingers as she glanced every which direction to find its source, taking three attempts to spot the machine and its serpentine pilot.Hwhat!? D-did that come from in there?>With her unstained hand, she'd rub her eyes to try and get a better look of the interloper through the steam!
>>80185569>The mech takes a few steps forward, stopping once it's close enough for the figure to see the strange purple reptile in the cockpit.Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your...camping? Picnic? I'm not sure what to call this, but you're in the middle of the woods with a fire and you're drinking.>Her tongue flickers curiously as she gets a better look at the girl herself.Hm...are you a fairy?
>>80185569UOH?
>>80185622Um->A solid few seconds were spent by the crescent-winged girl merely processing the situation, staring at the visage of the snake poking out of the steel...body for her, wearing a hat? She think she understood the basics; that heavy suit gave the serpent fingers, without having to struggle for a century to grow them naturally!Ah, I was using the peace and quiet...to practice my cooking!>And when it became apparent she wouldn't attempt to bite her (probably), the little cook nodded at the question.I'm Luna Child; the fairy of Silent Moonlight. Whenever I get too drowsy to sleep, I find myself in this fantasy land. There's something new to discover every day, but usually it's just a new form of violence. >True to her name, Luna Child was roughly as large as a child, and her gossamer wings bore a noticeably lunar motif, bending off into demilunes unlike anything natural. Her red irises were in turn scrutinizing the visitor, reflecting the woods behind them.>>80185641"Oh?"
>>80185759Interesting...you only come here when you're tired...? >If she isn't EXACTLY a fairy then she probably wouldn't recognize Elliana as an enemy mercenary during the Ireland debacle. The snake's attention is quickly pulled towards the pots though.What are you cooking exactly? Shouldn't you be trying to cook indoors instead of out here in the cold?
>>80185759excuse me. i have a question.
>>80185862>To assume all fairies were part of a monolithic bloc, was akin to assuming all human were. She didn't seem to recognize the snake at any rate, getting off her perch in preparation to touch it before her attention was brought back to the task at hand.That's my theory! This place doesn't seem real enough on its own to be part of Gensokyo, even if it feels that way. It's a fantasy in a fantasy, like one of those nesting dolls...And that, is my "Fukimiso!" I managed to source the ingredients by taking from several places and waiting for them to fade away; for a small transaction...you can try it with me!>Beside the boiling waters was a bunch of containers for ingredients and multiple bottles. Seemed mostly seeds and spices. Veg.>>80185872Do you want to pay for a bowl of Fukimiso, too?
>>80185943no no i want to see your cunny
>>80185943>"You've seen one fairy you've seen them all." -Gandalf, Jedi MasterHm, well this place is certainly real enough for me, But if you feel safer thinking it's a dream I'm not going to stomp all over your beliefs like that,>Elliana examines the stew. She isn't exactly one for vegetables, but she already took the time to land here and be nosy, only fair she offer something to the sprite out of courtesy.What sort of transaction would you require? Monetary?
>>80186116I don't know what that means, but it sounds like something a Kappa would steal out of a Human. No.>>80186128>Luna Child nodded.Whatever you think it's worth! Even if it isn't something I can spend at home, I can still show it off to my friends!>Now making movements back toward the cooking station, the fairy of light would grab a ladle to begin retrieving the cooked ingredients, manipulating a conspicuously brass knife to begin chopping up what seemed some type of seed.
