Location: The beach>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the parts of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
>Leaves a cooler full of drinks out for anyone who's thirsty. It has any drink you can imagine.
Who's lurkin'?
Who's beachin'?
>>80192229
>>80192311Damn. Someone get this guy a drink.
>>80192311my distant cousin the giant squid said you were a bitch
>>80192002>uses this opportunity dip into the icy waters and scoop put as many White Peach (tm) Red Bull's as possible
>>80191974Summer is over. Stop.
>>80192476It's 72 degrees Fahrenheit where I am right now, I could take a dip at the beach with no issue right now.
>steals the beach
>>80192517Florida panhandle?
>>80193199Pensacola and Panama city beach? No. I could take a drive there and sightsee eventually, especially Pensacola. The history in Pensacola is interesting. I am in Florida though, yes.
no wonder why he acts like this lmao
>Kosaku is a Floridafag
Florida man posts futa in HG
>>80193320>>80193351Freeze your ass off, poor boy. I'm living the dream. Just kidding, I still love you. I know that despite your mean words, you love me too.>>80193367I could make a witty comeback but your country already has enough going on right now so I'll lay off. I'm still natively Australian though. And also you've known this for a while, Sakuya. Like for years.
>>80193419>And also you've known this for a while, Sakuya. Like for years.Can't joke or tease about things you don't say publicly in the thread dummy.
>>80193466Fair enough, I respect the commitment to privacy. I could've sworn someone would've spilled the beans from the years most people knew this for, though. Oh yeah. Anons, by the way I'm not a Miamifag. Had to say that because of how insufferable Miami is. Miamifags and Californiafags are gay.
Thank God there's no Florida men in hg
local florida futa fucks fauna
What do we think about Eric?
>>80194175eh
Hey, what's up hg?!I just took a fat bong rip and ate my ma's ass!Anyway, see ya!
>>80194175He slapchopped my dog.
>>80194175I respect the legendary BBEG status.
>>80193552NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>80194249
>>80194242BBEG?Brittle Bones Eh, Granny?>throws you down the stairs>you fucking die>collects inheritance
>>80194242Big black elderly gock?
What's the difference between a nigger and trump?I dunno..
>>80194315God damn it Eric I'm not your grandma.>>80194350Big black EVIL gock.
>>80194395I recently saw you in /blacked furries/.Care to explain?And yes, I do love blacked furries, that's why I was browsing it.
HG FUCKING SUCKSYOU ARE ALL DERANGED NIGGER FAGGOTS FUCK YOU
>>80194456>Care to explain?Most likely a failure to take your anti-hallucinogenic meds on your part. That's my best guess.
JC...
>>80194539So what is it about huge black furry genitalia that interests you?And what is your favorite species of animal said enormous nero furry penor is attached to?Personally I like crocodiles.
>>80192476
Nobody wants that richard
>>80194624Mordred get off anon.
>>80194668I hope you break your penis.>breaks your penis>runs offHG SUCKS AND EVERYONE HERE IS A NIGGER FAGGOT
>>80194668How often do you lewd with Mordred?
>>80194694I fucking KNEW it.>manifests uno reverse card>>80194706I don't.
>>80194738>I don't.Biggest lie ever
>>80194752Does the idea make you jealous, Anon?
>>80194752We do scat roleplay together but he's too ashamed to admit it.
>>80194694feel free to leave
HG FKN SUCK WOOOOOOERIC AND JC ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENEDKILL ALL THE /B/ NIGGERSCLEANSE HG OF THE FILTH
OH MY DRUNKY OH MY ALCOHOLISM XD
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR RANDOM TEXT GEN NO MATTER HOW MANY ITERATIONS YOU GOTHEIL JC HEIL JC HEIL JC
>>80194897Yet you keep bringing him up every day. You actually love Mordred, don't you anon?>>80194902This anon loves you btw
>>80194960>Yet you keep bringing him up every day.No, only when he comes here to be a cancer to HG after everyone collectively ostracized him. He's utterly irrelevant.
>>80194820>jealous of interacting with the retarded drunkyYou wish, I'm just poting out who you two shit up the thread>>80194842Disgusting
>>80194960Aww.. that's really sweet, thanks for making me smile, anon.
>>80194935wtf i hate hg now
Go away furry
I once killed a child and then fucked a nigger.I'm from /b/ btw.
>>80194992Who here thinks he's a cancer? Names
>>80194935>Hates random text gen>apparently praises the guy who did 1000 games of random text genthis is why you don't let brown people shitpost
Go away, furry.
>>80195017And despite it all, it probably doesn't even add up 1/4th of the shitposts you've made over the years.
Go away furry.
>>80195093NOBODY CARES FOR HIS FKN GAME COUNTHEIL JC HEIL JC HEIL JCTHE LORD OF HGHE PURGED THIS PLANET OF COUNTLESS AVAFAGSHEIL JC
>>80192476>>80192517>>80193173>>80195047How do you genuinely feel about Mordred?
I love enormous nigger penis in my wife's vagina.We have 3 kids and none have any of my DNA.
Now I am bored.I shan't redeem the game, saar. Never redeem the hunger game saar. Cause it fkn sucks 10 nigger dicks.Off to snoozes.
>>80195107>implying
Good, he's gone now.
>>80195165i dont get the appeal
>>80195300Erm.>Explicating
>>80195399Slapchop his nuts, Macht. Vince is returning to town.
>>80195482As you command.(Also, saved.)>>80195300>Slapchops your nuts demonically.
>>80195568(Oops, that was a sample. Let me fix that.)
>>80195354I said go away furry.
>>80195653(Lenny... Thanks again.)
>>80195717(Not Lenny, just a sillyposter.)
>>80195678>yawns>stretches out and gets comfy
>>80195165I have no clue why he apparently hates HG now and only comes here to stir the pot>>80195746>stretches you out and gets comfy
>>80195746
>>80195808It's a new flavor of his autism. Throw him into gay baby jail.
>>80195808kek
>>80195746If you don't go away, I'm going to do something very bad and you will get upset.
>>80195867Like what, shit yourself?
>>80195885Even worse.
>>80195842His gay baby jail is going to last 8 hours. This is totally coincidental that his sentence is carried out while he sleeps.>>80195860Get inked by my mint gockolate, nigga.
>>80195904shit AND piss yourself?
>>80195904Piss yourself?
>>80195944>>80195951Even worse.
>>80195867>patiently waits
>>80195967Anon is going to shit and piss and cum all over the place...
>>80195987Alright fine you asked for it bitch.>pours out and wastes a whole jug of milk>it's so incredibly wasteful>you hate this
>>80196018you sonofa BITCH>starts ugly crying
>pours out even more perfectly good milkSuck it
>>80196066in this economy??? you fucking monster.
Did you know?There are cows with a disease that causes them to produce pus from their utters, most of it is managed through pasteurization, though since all store milk is from many cows, you get a little pus with your milk
FGO is finally over thank god now it can die for good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG IS NIGGER TRASH
>>80196671>Drinking anything other than raw milk
The Swiss cheese has arrived
>>80196182The milk might've actually been anon's cum if that makes you feel better. Lick it up off the ground and see if it tastes salty.>>80196998Fucking Guys Openly?>>80197132Why the fuck are you here then?
>>80197204Same reason I've been here over the last 2 months.. to shitpost.Baaabe.. I said I'd never leave HG for ever...But I also never said I'd ever start pretending like liking these horseshit games again except for prom to make Hiro happy.So now I come here when bored like once or twice a week to yell at stuff cause it's really fun.
Aaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>b-but acting like a miserable cunt is fun though
>>80197542Yes!Anon wanna share this enormous nigga shemale dick with me?It's looking tasty and I'm really hungy.
Ever wondered why muricans make fun of canadians?Inferiority complex.
>>80195159>ChicanoWhy are they always the biggest spergs
>sharts>>80197904What's a chicanoI believe asians are our overlords.
I like how troondred has become another hans that nobody likes or acknowledges anymore, even the people who liked him don't respond or respond negativelyGermans can't help but lose in all walks of life, just like they did in two world wars
Kek see this is why they all hate you, your friends all despise youYou'll never be anything but a walking stain of shit, all people will ever want for you is to die lol
Who's lurking?
>>80197995
Give the people what they want and die lol we're more interested in that than your iphone images, die for us
I support Mordred death.
Die for us! Die for us Violet! We want your corpse!
I shan't piss baby brat bitch anon.I must play vidya with ma bois in a few minutes and also continue making you piss your own asshole by posting my high quality content.
Don't waste the time on useless things, die for us! We want you dead please!
>comes in and acts big>gets tilted by cheesy suicide demandsbitch made
>>80197995Last month you were doing nothing but sucking off Violet's dick to dab on the Council jannies
Does such a video exist?A dude bending his dick all the way back to piss into his own asshole?Fuck.. I made myself kek...
>>80198150Hi Dickey I don't care about reading your made up stories, find someone else to talk to, thanks.
>>80198158I think you should stop watching videos and die for us now please!
Ich bin eine Machine!
Mordred when you commit suicide can you livestream it on the board just like the KSG arab kid did so we can all see your dying gasps and/or brains splattering?
I'M SHARTING REAL BAD RIGHT NOW
Can someone host or are we letting the guy shit up the thread and get away with it?
Also when you do kill yourself and livestream it, can you ensure you do it when family members are around? It's funny seeing their reactions though I doubt they'd react strong to yours.
You ever shart under your blanket and then lift the blankie to get a big WHIFF of that stank?
Bois...It's vidya time..>sharts
Yawnestly.
>>80197302That is a really gay reason, Mordred.>>80197631Share? How about you schedule appointments for it instead? I'd be glad to see if I have an opening in my schedule.>>80199050Don't worry too much about it, I spill my milk all the time here. Don't try to taste my milk though, it's a bit salty for most.
uhhhhh samcil sisters the dead air?
>>80199989dickey why are you still forcing the samcil namedrop
^dicknipple sucker award
>>80197904They are the worst of the latino and anglosaxon worlds mixed into one race none of their parent races loves or wants at all.
>>80195159Proof that Mordred and Jibril shit up the thread together.
>>80200101That's Micah gooning to Jibril faggot
>>80200101This has always been known, Kosaku even ratted jibshit out before as a schizo shitposter from /a/ who troons up threads for fun
>>80200267Link?
Aubrey died for our sins
>>80200285>Blake
>>80200285https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79661510/#79666235
>>80200285niggins...
>>80200285Not link, Jibril
Micah found a new shitposting target to obsess over I see
Since when has micah used iphone filenames dickgayAre you really trying to scream micah at a pic of mordred's hand?
>>80199989Wait 30 minutes and someone's probably gonna host.>>80200301I wasn't referring to Jibril there, retard. It's someone from /b/ HG called Jill. She posted as Sister Jill from devilman Crybaby.
>>80200391They are the same person.
>>80200417I appreciate your input but no they aren't. Jill is a lesbian from /b/ who pisses on figurines and I've known her for almost 4 years. If she could code, I'd know by now. Jibril knows how to code, Jill doesn't.
>Jibril knows how to code??? Damn I miss on things too often.
>>80200528That's it, I'm bullying you!
>>80200528He made the multi-tool hoster that expands virginia's stuff to newsim and murder sim. It's in the rentry.
>>80200561Whyyyyyy
>>80200579I thought he used AI
>>80200585I'm using your tears as an alternate fuel source.
>>80200598Violet used AI.
>>80200598You're confusing him with Mordred.
>>80200617Bweeeeehhhh>>80200622>>80200629Guys, Mordred is not the only one who can use AI to code, last time I checked he didn't know how to code. I guess only he knows.
>>80200675Well either way the mere interest in coding very clearly dismisses the argument that Jibril is Jill from /b/. Jill doesn't code and she doesn't care about coding. All she does is play gacha slop and shitpost on /a/'s CSM general or /vg/'s league of legends general.
Bowsette > Kosaku > Marina > Sonic.exe
>>80200749>All she does is play gacha slop and shitpost on /a/'s CSM general or /vg/'s league of legends general.So true I love my bestie.
Games?
I did not use AI lmao.
>>80200855Do it yourself
>>80200802I like the BBG gimmick but this is me talking about myself. It's definitely a secondary, though. I'm NOT having a couple of ironic nigger and BBC jokes be my main thing. I'll never abandon my beloved Bowsette.>>80200824She's a really massive retard but she's fun to be around.>>80200862He's brown, forgive him for having a brown person's intellect.
>>80200802A plant posted this.
>>80200913That's true.>He's brown, forgive him for having a brown person's intellect.I'm not brown fag.
dickey aka marth going crazy tonightno cheesesticks from eric??? post your brown hand
Idiocracy is not a comedy, it's a documentary
>>80201132Life isn't a tragedy, it's a comedy
>>80200959You're Venezuelan, yes you are.>>80200936I'm suspecting that too...
>>80201166>post yfw you remember comedy is tragedy + time
>>80201210No I'm not, faggot.
