haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80183829/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
i love you poss
pbf just dumped me because he thought i was a gangstalker
oh its my image
blessed thread
>>80195494me when i kill all nazis and god makes me an angel
>>80195595nazis are the good guys and you would go to hell for killing them
>>80195541thank you
>>80195612i don't think they're supposed to spin that fast
>>80195612where is poss ...
>>80195612this is halo 1 blood gulch hes waiting for mom to come pick him up
can i eat a little evening snack even though i ate dinner and breakstasf
>>80195827no
>>80195827>breakstasfbreakstasfposs..
>>80195835just one sandwich with cheese pleeeease
whats the easiest thing to od on thats also easy to get
>>80195918no
>>80195945but im huyngryyyyyyyyy
>>80195935water
suicidebaiter poss....
my cousin unexpectedly came over to give me a tutorial on linux for my new pc. he also made me unexpectedly pull my laptop out and go into my files to load the flash drive. and i didn’t expect or remember that a vore game would show up in my quick access there. i really hope he does not remember or search up ghosts and japes if he glanced at it.
turning suicidebaiting into suicidepromises since 1878
i need to move somewhere with less snow
>>80196046poland has 0 snow
>>80196053are you polish
>>80196053ummm i dont like poland
>>80195975what what do you want
>>80196092to kill
>>80195953no
>>80196179ok
>>80196194you want me to go to bed hungry with a rumbly tummy
>>80195494he's such a cute angel...
quitting my job to make sure the post quality of haha doesn't go to far down
>>80196214i woke up with a rumbly tummy actually
just remember that in this life possiesthe only thing that matters is magic the gathering
>>80196214yes
>>80196194i like the one where boy is getting handjob at public beach party and maybe someone will see maybe they wont???
>>80196340mtg is frustrating for me and makes me feel bad if i dont win
wossing my posser [pic included]
>>80196368skill issue
>>80196378firmly grasp the opibbler
>>80196362i dont remember that one>>80196393opibbler???!?
>>80196380rude issue
>>80196406sorry de possombe
>>80195827yes you should
>>80196458de possombe??????
>>80196547sorry the opocum
>>80196577de opocum???
>Actually left my body unintentionally>went "eh whatever" and went back into my body to go to sleepgoddammit
i should be loona
>>80196590sorry the zagayer
is sugar from drop-out /haha/ certified?
>>80196720looks possy enough
i wish i had a zarygayer that i could call papi but they all want to call you papi instead
>>80196696zagayer???????????????
are diapers haha certified?
loona is kind of a bitch maybe you should try being nice instead
>>80196765what
>>80196782i don't think so
>>80196796i could be a nice loona
>>80196782only if you're a girl
>>80196803wtf why??
>>80196765the problem of living in a 90% sub/bottom thread
i would like a hyena (female) 2x my size to top me
>>80196830i guess it would sound hotter if they were the one saying anyways because of the accent
due to a top shortage bottoms will now be paired up and have to share a top
>>80196851nowrong
>>80196782no theyre just pathetic weird instead of the pathetic loser that makes things haha certified
>>80196825not enough interest>>80196848me too poss
>>80196874haha okay
>>80196874better than nothing
>>80196720absolutelyboth lola and sugar are poss-coded
zary and white poss e-datingzary imagines the poss as a pale blond twinkposs imagines the zary as a brown twinkthey meet up and actually it's a kind of average looking light skinned latino and a kind of average dark haired medium skintone white guy
>>80196941stfu
what did freddy mercury mean by "scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango"?
>>80196960sorry
>>80196965isnt it like a take on "laugh clown laugh"
>>80196976 i hate you so much
>>80196992sorry i'm sorry sorry
>>80196941doesn't sound that bad
>>80196990yeah that makes sense thanks
>>80197014i hope you die soon or stop speaking or whatever just stop being around i h ate you so much poss
>>80196941no pictures e-dating is a form of self haem
>>80197040stop yelling at me...
>>80196941that's fine who cares they're in love baka
>>80196770sorry the pimbo
>>80197062fucking die>>80197099the pimbo????? fuck oyou
>>80196941when a poss i was talking to saw my arms on a random pic he said he thought my skin tone would be darker haha
>>80197108"the pimbo????? fuck oyou" is making me laugh really hard i thought you should know
>>80197140thank you haha that was my goal
>>80197127can i see your brown twink penis
>>80197167no.... im not slutty enough to do that sorry.....
>>80197191drat foiled again
>>80197074this pictures are cool and nice and always induce longing in me but being in a room like that with so much clutter and noise and ephemera would freak me the fuck out
>>80197127ever been to a latin furcon
>>80197191GOD this possum is so UGLY eww
>>80197239no i dont do well in public with people i dont know
>>80197191thanks for that picture. i only had this version
>>80197231its okay we can take 90% of it to a thrift store>>80197191wow what a CUTE zary wow
>>80197266you should come to one with me
>>80197191ugliest possum EVER
>picking out the weed i spilled on my pajamas last night and packing bowls with iti wonder how much fuzz im burning?
>>80197289maybe... i dont know... people are scary sorry
>>80197391ok poss *betrays your trust*
>>80197167>can i see your brown twink penisNo. The last time I posted it you all said "your wosser looks aggressive"
was ssop the owner of willy.png
>>80197344the fuzz adds to the experience
>>80197406thats a compliment you know
i thought the wosser looked delicious
>>80197406thats a good thing
>>80197391you can do it posshttps://files.catbox.moe/090h82.mp4
>>80197463raccy is so cute he looks so polite
yeena won't show me her pseudowosser
asexual pbf who gives you a distracted unenthusiastic handjob when he gets home from work so he has a captive audience to tell about his day.
>>80197485this video sucks
>>80197450no his is like willy.png but with a foreskin and veins
i keep getting these ads on youtube to help starving children in gaza but i want to do the opposite and make them starve more. does the idf take donations? or is there an ngo supporting and arming israeli settlers i can give to?
>>80197485his voice would NOT sound like that he is definitely a baritone
>>80197074me and my fbf
>>80197607so better?
>>80197667friend boy friend....
>>80197547i need him so bad this post is magnetising to me
>>80197485jaja he said doodoo
>>80197687no, fox
>>80197406is this a hint on how to find it
>>80197687fagboyfriend..
>>80197665um you'd be surprised*provides no examples*
>>80197485all serious (non porn) furry media gives me second hand embarassment
>>80197708no, facebook frog
>>80197485you just know that the guy that owns the dog fursona is absolutely insufferable and talking to him is like walking on eggshells
>>80195989your cousin sounds cool
>>80197878this post made me laugh lol
>>80197693well i typed that meaning to be the asexual pbf so um hi. i asked one of my future professors about openings for their lab later next year so i can get some more spice to my resume but i don’t know for sure if i’ll be able to do it because of work; i put in an application for another place a while ago that i’m waiting on but i dunno the pay so i might try and keep hunting. i keep going back and forth whether i wanna keep pursuing my degree cause school sucks so i don’t know if i’ll want the lab anyways by next fall. i have a late birthday dinner i am going to in a few hours, do you want to come?
>asexual pbfno thank you
pbf with ed
>asexual>lab workno
>>80198164>40+ year old man after he finds me passed out at a gay bar
>>80198164giwtwm
why would you even go to a gay bar thats disgusting
pawbert lynxley...
>>80198385yeah thats me
>>80197911he let me keep his kirby game when i was a kid so he’s permanently the cool older cousin in my mind. i didn’t even ask him for help besides a couple questions at christmas eve, though. i think he might just working for big penguin.
>>80198369whats disgusting about it
>>80198369i'd go just to check it out but they probably wouldn't let me in
>>80198369where else should i find a boyfriend?
why do girls get to be girls but i don't
>>80198401i need you
>>80198475you can find a boyfriend at a gay bar if you're ok with your boyfriend having aids and wanting a poly amorous relationship
>>80198518bye
>>80198531where do i find a boyfriend that doesnt have aids and wants to be monogamous?
>>80198555seconding this
>>80198475here??
>>80198555tagmap duhh
>>80198536you replied to the wrong post you silly>>80198549yeah that is probably what he would say
>>80198483you can be though
>>80198051do you want the degree to go into industry or something or is it all academia because ive heard that life is hard. i bailed out at a masters but that didn't require lab work or anything so its unfamiliar to meyes i would love to come
>>80198608>you replied to the wrong post you sillyoh i've got to kill myself now
>>80198618no i can't if i could then i would be a girl
>>80198094dc, i'm a top
>>80198723wym dc
>>80198739dont care
>>80198739dick/cock
>>80198739direct current
>>80198739hes asking for your discord
>>80198678okay if you say so. you'll always be a girl to me though possy
>>80198678why would u want to be a girl
>>80198868pretty
>>80198094pbf that is anxious about sex and you fix him with daily blowjobs
>>80198795>>80198775>>80198760>>80198756ok... go away
>>80198923i was being genuine though
>>80198892i know like 4 cases of people who did this and were later accused of rape lol
>>80198923
>>80198881why would u want to be prettyno wait, i mean why would u want to find YOURSELF pretty, rather than having ur pbf thinking u r pretty
>>80198935>>80198950stop making fun of me
im stupid, bye
>>80198892that posswhat is he scheming?
>>80198977bye byesee ya tomorrow
>>80198960i have to be with me 100% of the time
>>80198948You know 4 dudes that got upset about daily blowjobs? Wow that's a lot.Can you tell me more or are you just funnyposting?
>>80199011i don't get itwhy is it a problem?
>>80199044i have to be with me more than any peeby would so me finding me pretty is more important
>>80196194i always thought his itch.io "game" of this image was kinda sillysame with the others like just make an animation at that point
>>80199035no, let me explaini know 4 dudes who were in a relationship, one day tried to blow their partner while their partner was indifferent, and years later were called out as rapists by their partners on twitter
>>80199074yeah, how do you expect me to jack off while having to move my mouse up and down constantly shaking my possum head
>>80199066ur wrong thoughwhat use do you have of being pretty?you are not your pbf, you aren't going to fuck yourself
>>80198623i’m still working on my bachelor’s and progressing kind of slow. lab is zoology oriented and job is medical oriented. i guess i’m in large part still trying to find what i enjoy and throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. my grades aren’t very good and i’m pretty wishy washy so if i truly wind up wanting to pursue anesthesiology of the options sitting in my head, just making it to the classes for it will be kinda rough. if i want to try for med i feel like i should’ve more actively started that process a couple years ago by now.i will keep this thread open in a tab on my phone so you can be there.
everyone seems to always forget but men can be raped too
>>80199078Oh silly poss. Twitter users aren't people. They are subhuman garbage.
god imagine having an asexual boyfriend AND he works in healthcare fuuuck lol
me drinking cum:
>>80199204so no sex and no quality timewhat's even the point
i would never date someone man or woman if they work in healthcare id rather be alone
i dont know. im stupid and should kill myself
>>80199284why, you're scaring memy bf just started medical school
>>80199204i tried imagining it and it sucks
>>80195494this i how i would have looked if someone had rescued me
>>80197777quads of truth
>>80199300>im stupidyah>should kill myselfdont!!
>>80199323is it too late now
>>80199312They are just complaining about people having opposite work shifts and how that might make it hard to hang out or fuck.There's ways to make it work.
>>80197777agreed, i cannot name a single piece of non-porn explicitly furry media that i like
so i accidentally came into my mouthand it tasted awful, how do i change my diet so my cum tastes better?
>>80199444more fruit, stay more hydrated, less fat
>>80199362why are you all stalking me anyway?
kill fags with a rock
>>80199524where do i find a pbf like that?
kiss fags and their cocks
i'm tired and hungry but i know if i eat i'm going to fall asleep right after and it's way to early to do that so i guess i'll just suffer
>>80199650i hate you
>>80199575exactly
>>80199695wtf why
what the fuck is stranger things even about people havent shut up about it for like 10 years and yet i still have no inkling of a single thing that happens
>>80199491>less fatas in lose weight or less fat food?>stay more hydratedk>more fruiti don't like fruit :(
>>80199768>as in lose weight or less fat food?both>i don't like fruit :(poss... dont look in the mirror...
>>80199736it's nostalgia slop for fujoshis
>gay image>anti-gay post can i get some (You)'s please....
>>80199728i dont know>>80199704uhh
this is my favorite possum videohttps://files.catbox.moe/fnjr15.webm
NEW IDEA: worlde but with possum names. POSSRDLE!!!!yeahh... reply if you find me nice
>>80199788>bothohwell, i don't really eat fatty foods so i'm halfway there>poss... dont look in the mirror...i'm straight**mostly
>>80199844i hate you
>>80199845i don't like wordle but i like you so i'm replying to you >:3
>>80199803no >>80199803 you >>80199803 can't >>80199803 get >>80199803 any
>>80199866yeah same...
>>80199869shut up!!!
>>80199570um that's a girl
>>80199896 shut up!!!!!!
>>80199915idcjust tell me where
>>80199937i think there's one or two here
>>80199911what i'm not aloudto like possums
>>80199947lies, there's only fat nerdy boys here
>>80199959omg i jate you
>>80199964and what do those become with enough time
>>80199968why what did i dfo
>>80199990obese and balding men
>>80199159that all sounds very involved. makes me a tad sad in retrospect thinking about how little i really engaged with my stupid computer degree or general life around that time (and probably now)i don't know how medical works in america so good luck with that. it seems like one of those things you have to be very locked in for but i believe in you possy and im sure you have it in you somewherethank you for reserving a special place for me but it's just gone 10 minutes past tomorrow so im hopefully going to sleep any moment now. keep well!
>>80200003youref fucking hate me
>>80199959omg i jarate you
>>80200048shut the fycj uo
>>80200015no no the other thing
>>80200071ok thendm me if u look and act like this>>80199524i'll dik you daily and take care of you
>>80199570i do at least 2 of those things
>>80200161u lie
>>80200111can you give me like a year i don't look like that yet
man dick cages are the fakest thing ever
>>80200190nuh uh
>>80200216i think theyre cool they really need a harness to pull it all together though
>>80200216what about woman dick cages
>>80200216fake how
>>80200220prove it>>80200201no promises are made
yeah that's nice but how saggy are your balls?
>>80200263can i see your boybody at least
>>80200253artificially hyped through commissioning artwork to popularize a concept
not verymy foreskin is very loose tho
>>80200308saggy as fuuuuck they hang too low
>>80200323nah
>>80200385bouys are so mean
>>80200308winston churchil's jowels levels of saggy
>>80200331you just dont know how to use one
>>80200331i'm pretty sure cages were popular before furry porn was even a thing. once again youre wrong and im right and you know what that means (yep, rape time!!)
i should cook things over fire more often
>>80200343Nice. Is this what you look like? Always covered and comfy?
>>80200418>vaginaew
>>80200418what about when you run out of wood
>>80200308its winter and im a bottom you know them shits is nuzzled up by my kidneys
sometimes when im really cold, i have more length on my foreskin than on my wosser
>>80200413I honore ze balzac
>>80200398noi am VERY nice
>>80200429i used to be like that but i grew out of it >>80200450you just make sure you have enough before you make the food of the out ven
>>80200415>and im rightnazi
>>80200454what does being a bottom have to do with it
>>80200514bottoms have very well behaved testicles
wait, so people that like cages are nazis now?
>>80200540i don't
everyone that i dont like is a nazi>>80200551
>>80200422yesunless i am erect
>>80200486then why are you so mean to me
>>80200540what does that even mean oh my god
>>80200587how am i mean to you
>>80200570explain how you look like while erect and as a possum
>>80200608no bf insuranceno boybody picturesno nothing
diapered nazifur cubs in cages ToT
dont be such a cub
>>80200551fetishizing authoritarian control over their own bodily autonomyduh
>>80200618why would that poss give you bf insurance... you're the asshole in this psituation (possum situation) poss
>>80200631sounds a bit like cauterizing the head of your dick
>>80200644i'm down on my luck and nothing goes right for me so i deserve it
>>80200618>no bf insurancewhat is even bf insurance?>no boybody picturesi'm going to take care of u and pay for ur stuffpics are on you>no nothingwe're not even dating yet >:(
>>80200661no, you deserve worse
okay you can be a little cub, as a treat
poss really just made up the term bf insurance and expected it to go unnoticed ..... this is what lack of pbf does to you..
>>80200668>what is even bf insurance?you give me a year so i can get ready>pics are on youwhat's the point of a peeby if you can't objectify him a little bit>>80200674:(
>>80200708so u want me to give you a year AND to get my picswhat do i even get out of this?
>>80200758ummmmok you might have a point
we should just kill poss already
my ex wife just came out as a lesbiani've sucked and taken multiple cocks up my ass since the divorce but it still upset me
>>80200852happens
>>80200852how old are you uncpossfeels so odd knowing divorced people post here alongside bibas
>>80200839too late...
>>8020089047
>>80200895lol i made this pic why did you download it why would you save a picture like that
>>8020089035>uncposshey i'm still younguh skibidi rizz 67>feels so odd knowing divorced people post here alongside bibasmost of my school friends already have 1 or 2 kids so i kinda get you
>>80200919why wouldnt it?
>>80200938tell us about your marriage poss, did you marry too young?
i hate being a decrepit old elderly cryptkeeper (late 20s)
>>80200956i*fuck im gonna kill myselfhttps://files.catbox.moe/ytby4s.mp4
>>80200956i made this one too... i made so many of these.... im obsessed
>>80200957yahbeen married for almost 10 yearsit's always been kinda shitty, but i am a shitty broken person so i didn't think i deserve anything betterat least her coming out lesbian explains why i always felt that the sex was badnot that we had much over the past 4 years
>>80200986i like them thanks for making them
>>80200993been a while since the divorce? how have you been holding up. did you know you were a bottom while you were with her?
>>80200964just have sex with other hags
>>80201011i wish i had posted the other ones nowi added the raped, killed, deceased to like 50 cute possy pics
>>80201043did you make the rape edits too?
>>80201063im insane yes i find the word rape next to possum pics extremely funny its all i ever do
>>80201021>been a while since the divorcea couple of years>how have you been holding upbetter than when i was married, that's for sure>did you know you were a bottomkindai always wanted to try, but never had a chance
>>80201100i also saved those so thanks again poss
i need a trans pgf to kill all nazis with
please don't rape or kill possums that's not nice for them
depressing that theres nowhere to talk about being a furry without constantly being raided by trolls
im possums and i say rape me
>>80201125also meits dawning on me I've made too many of these
how can it be rape if u ask for it
>>80200714they forgot has a fat knot
i am finally able to fit four fingers up my asshole
>>80201198blame polretards that think they were ever successful furry artists
>>80201282but should you
>>80201302yes?it feels good
i have to wait til tomorrow morning to stick fingers up my asshole
>>80201282congrats
i am finally able to fit four assholes on my fingers
will drinking alcohol make me less or more sad?
>>80201427that dependsi feel either like a sad cunt or fucking awesomedo you have your shit together otherall?
>>80201445otherall poss
i dont like drinking when im taking caffeine pills
>>80201426>
>>80201445overall*>>80201460shut up }:(
*rapes yeen*
>>80201536why>>80201125post more rape
I love anter penises possy, I LOVE ANTER PENISES
>>80201554i dont think i have any more sorry
>>80201554cause he deserves it
>>80201597
>>80201445>do you have your shit togetherof course not haha
>>80201638ntp but i do
>>80201779somebody give this poss an award
my life is a mess and i dont have what it takes to fix it
my life is fine, but i am still sad
>>80201822the award is being kicked out of poss club
my life could be better i never followed up about getting treatment and medication for adhd off zocdoc like poss mentioned even though it was supposed to be fast and easy online i'm so STUPID!!
my life is good and i have a pbf and things are finally looking up for me
having a pbf made my life worse
>>80201872yes you are stupid poss , you should die
>>80201927made?
my life isn't great but could improve if i find a regular source of human contact
>>80201996this thread is my main source of human contact
i wish i could happy
>>80201996>>80202011don't you mean 'pontact'?
im not hysterical anymore but im very, very tired
>>80202022contact with ponies?
>>80202011same
>>80202034possum contact. gosh.
>>80202011same. it's the only place i post. i have no other interests anymore>>80202022yeah pontact
>>80202034poss that obviously means possum contact. gosh.
>>80202034possum contact. jeez.
i heard a motivational speaker say "you are an average of your 5 closest friends" and immediately thought of this thread and five possums
>>80202034is there one that works for poines? ponetact is the closest i can come up with but it sucks
i don't have enough contact with ponies to need a word for it desu
>>80202204i wish i did
>>80202183i thought the same but 3 possums and 1 skunk
>>80202183do you also like hanging out in a crate lined with towels?
i wish i had 5 friends
>>80202279we're not friends? :(
>>80202263yeah, i also like being rapedbecause im a stupid possum
>>80202310you really are the average of 5 possums
>>80202300no
>>80202322shut up and die
>>80202341not yet
>>80202356*makes it so yet is now*
>>80202375oh*shuts up and dies*
>>80202337why is this sea urchin so mean
>>80202399i like how spicy poss became when he migrated south for 100 million yearsyou can tell he gets diablo instead of fireyou can just tell
>>80202337i kissy him little forehead
>>80202423erm but they are native to the souththey became less spicy after migrating to the north...
>>80202454you must die
mr poss your son is deadcome down to the station house
>>80202067>>80202081>>80202113don't be mean to me
>>80202423diablo isnt hotter than fire
>>80202487don't you mean... pmean?
>>80202183so whats the average of 0?
>>80202607po p pon't
>>80202300no youre more like police officers that i get in trouble with just for attention
>>80202668pont pou pean wont?
what about ponuts?
>>80202183when i had 5 friends they were all assholes and hated me and secretly talked shit about me behind my back and now im also that but i dont have friends anymore but im still that so
the vague posts make me nervous since it could be my pbf
slept with a coworker right before x-mas
i only post about how much i love my pbf
i flirt with people on barq and my pbf doesnt knowhow could he ever know lol? there's no way to tell that's my account
>>80203055i also love your pbffortunately he loves me back
you could look like this
>>80203116no i couldn't
>>80203146i choose to believe in your potential
>>80203100should i get grindr if the pbf doesnt give me any action?
should i bite pbfs dick off next time i blow him
>>80203116yeah but ive no desire to
>>80203162what potential? i'm old, my potential's gone haha
>>80203055me too
>>80203189there would have to be a first time
im a peace loving decoy, ready for retaliationi change your whole location to a pine box, six under
>>80203528my pbf says this to me
erm actually conan i think you'll find that minded isnt a wordit's mound
>>80203550impulsive, dont ask why or wonderorders given to me is strike and im thunder*slaps your cheek really really hard*
