haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80195494/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
my family is a tar pitbut i'm not capable of living independentlya real dilemma
you dont want to
we are supposed to wait longer between threads
i am nice to you and this is the thankz i get?! vmwbhjsanjdsajnksazckvn
thanks for the new thread
threads arent supposed to come back
Is this the mpreg support thread?
>>80205100i don't like waiting, if poss hadn't made it i would've
>>80205154yeah are you trying to get mpregged?
>>80205154yeah and its youre turn to top me
>>80205164Yes>>80205175Mutual preg is based
Possicaa, I...I wanna know...Tell me how it feels.Possicaa, ooooh Possicaa!I wanna know, you.
im a schizophrenic degenerate faggot poor loser destroying my brain with porn weed alcohol stimulants and dopamine levers
hmm, i think I will NOT send a drunken anonymous tumblr ask to my parasocial furry friend (who I have never interacted with in my life, not even liking a post.)
>>80205251and?
>>80205291im venting
wossed to the last post in the last thread
>>80205319did you think about making his huggies all sticky on the inside and him still smhing
>>80205341yes basically
>>80205287good shit possyou just earned yourself a beer
weird paw hand
>>80205374it's good that you're modelling and although I have nothing to add, really, I encourage you to keep at it.
pbf who wears diapers because he has severe gi disease and is very insecure about it and depressed
>>80205588(Secretly, shamefully) giwtwm
>>80205140Hellooo
this
>>80205588i'd still love him. not like it's his fault
bing pong bada bing bada boom forget about it
really foggy out, standing outside taking a few fog hits
I should be executed
>>80205965too expensive
https://x.com/powerfulaurax/status/2005066163714417041 …
>>80205374poss your nmnname
>>80205374waiting for that finished image
>>80205679Nice
>>80205965HOK SENG LAU! You have been found guilty by self-confession of the murder of Nunzio Possqua!As the captain of this ship, and by the authority of the East India Company- and thus the Crown of England- I sentence you to death by firing line!Mr. Wolff. When you are ready.
id wanna go out by being decapitated in front of the pbf and my head lands in dog doo
walking the plank with your pbfwoah haha this water is cold, lets swim back to the boat now
>>80206320getting titanic'd with the pbf and idaho gets him on his lifeboat while you go down with the ship
>>80205341i had a wet dream like that where pbf kept rubbing against me while spooning and basically giving me a buttjob until i came all over him
>>80206374im capsizing that fucking lifeboat and dragging us all down to the ocean floor
it would be cool and handy to sleep forever
it would be cool and handy to marshmallow peep forever
>>80206410do you pay the buyback cost for 3 generic
how many good beers would it cost to buy a blowjob from you
>>80206527just show up
it's so unfair that other people get to be women and i just... don't>it's not too late poss, you could always troon!look, that's what i'm doing, that's the best i can do, but the best possible outcome of that is that i look like a kinda ugly twink with gyno when i'm 35 instead of balding. hrt isn't going to cut 1ft off my height and shrink my ribs, my gorilla arms and gigantic hands and my caveman skull. i am always going to be some variety of abomination that just-barely passes the fuckability threshold if i anglefraud and wear a fursuit head and paws. it is what it is, i can get by like that. but that doesn't make it fair.
>>80206527i dont give blowjobs
>>80206527i don't drink anymore
>>80206562id just wear wigs personally
everyone hates me and i'm not welcome anywhere so quietly lurking anonymous chats is the closest to socialization i can get now and i ruin it every time i write something
>>80206562im not a troon and i didnt go bald,there's more wayts to keep your hair piss
>>80206639you stink and i hate you
>>80205164>>80205195o fuck i thought this was the support thread for mprgeg butt *babies* who turned out to be fucked up losers. i’ll see myself out
mpregante mgregnant mperganate
>>80206639play magic the gathering
>>802065276 to 8
>>80206782hes still probably too cool for that
>>80206805magic the gathering is cool idiot its the coolest thing out there
>>80206777cool trips
my pbf wont mpreg me
>>802065270
>>80206821thnaks is summoned them
>>80206845what an asshole
um why aren't you fags cumming in each other
>>80206816not anymore its all collabs now
poss my preghole
>>80206868because no one wants to touch me
>>80206899*pegs your posshole*
>>80206909ive never been pegged but id try it with a cute transguy or maybe even a girl
fat
>>80206901why come
>>80206868my place still isn't set up for company
>>80206927can i peg you even if i have a penis
I wish sage was here
>>80206940hurm and hurp
Life is starting to treat me well guys
>>80207266kys
>>80206974more like cumpany
>>80207266fuck you nigga
>>80206527Probably two
farting on my pbf
>>80206974there's always an excuse
tfw no cozy city apartment with a bunch of throw blankets and a skylight
yeen is falling asleep
>>80206669but i just showered...>>80206782it seems fun but i'm too dumbanyways everyone hates me for good reasons so i'm fine with it, i'm stupid, ugly, evil, sad, lazy and boring, i have no redeeming qualities and i don't see how anyone could ever enjoy my presence
>>80208029Euthanized with gas
hi hello possies im finally home from work and now im gonna eat leftover frozen pizza and drink beer until i pass out!!!!!!
>>80208029Pee-yewthanized with stink gas
>>80208029yeepy
my bootyhole is very tender right now
>>80208447why's that
>>80208447would you rather it be quivering and undulating right now?
>>80205374wheres your subsurf mod
>>80208029gynomorph animal
>>80208207
>>80208561it takes up too much memory and processing power for this low end laptop. im just going to paint over it in Paint Tool SAI anyway
>>80208676how long have you been using a low end laptop
>>80208715got this one last year i like to bring it with me into the bathroom or lay (sex) in weird positions while using it so its more convenient than a desktop
https://youtu.be/m8y9WjYWPSo?si=5VnDIlfnCaf4H-B0
>>80208546had to go number 2 2 much>>80208558i want it in a neutral state
>>80208897>had to go number 2 2 muchoh i feel you i'm sorry
good morning peembos
>>80208993good morning
my 3D models are optimized to be modular. i can simply vertex paint the polygons on the fly instead of using a skin so i dont have to repaint the whole damn thing whenever i make changes. this makes it so i can use this model as a base for turning it into a winged tranny yeen or whatever with different colors in a span of 3 hours
>>80209003who are you talking to
>>80209060>>80208561
>>80209070oh ok got it thankswait why didnt you reply to their post in your reply to their post
>>80209143i dont want to be bothersome
>>80209154what do you mean bothersome
>>80209177he is probably doing something and i dont want to break his concentration with my ramblings
>>80209191oh ok
>below zero outside>furnace is on almost constantly to keep my leaky house at 68 degrees>wake up sweating because my room is at like 78
what if we just shared body heat to stay warm haha
>>80209377thermostat is measuring the temp in a room that isnt yours
im too old to do anything
>>80209507get a job?
>>80209554why do you hate me
im too stinky to leave the house today
>>80209567that depends on how old you are
>>80209626im 30
daddyposs...
I need to wash my hands
>>80209636ok i hate you because you think youre too old to do anything at 30 years old
>>80209687why?
still not quite at my target weight, but to give myself a bone for this year losing twenty pounds is okay.
>>80209710you dont know me
>>80209750yeah
>>80209712touched my wosserm
im stupid and lazy
>>80209814hi stupid and lazy im also that except im retarded which is even worse than stupid
>>80209453yeah no shit
>>80209809nice good job
>>80209731i am happy that you made progress towards your goal :3
touchum mew wosseum
ferks
havign the rest of my chinese food and I'm also glad I figured out how to do rice in the microwave so I don't have to toss out the extra white rice they give me
you can only be a poss if you're a bitter, autistic and ugly 30 year old incel.
>>80210337I don't think I'd call myself an incel, the reasons I haven't had sex are mostly my own fault for being pretty immature and unstable.
>>80206741Nothing stopping you from getting mpregged too
>>80209731nice job possy!
hungry and drunk and gonna make ramen
wossy and lonely
can this a real possum?
>>80206459poss you can't go dropping rath cycle jokes in here everyone's a biba
i shouldn't drink, it's not worth feeling sick the next day
what kind of awesome possum is this
>>80211178i always feel sick within a couple hours and i still do it
fuck im stupid actually
my dick is electric i think. idk
>>80211373is it plug and play
https://www.instagram.com/p/DR7m479k6hf/THIS POSSUM IS PSO SMALL
>>80211429FEED HIMMMMMMMHE WANTS GRAPES
just enough snow today to cover the moss and make my footprints green
>>80211484he is so smal.... no grapes.
I'm so bored
I'm so broad
I'm a board
boards of canada
>>80211506get him a mcdonalds sandwich and cut it up with a scalpel into biba sized bites
>>80211604oh.... no..
stop waterboarding possums
new possum enrichment activity!!! click here
my feet are cold so my everything is cold
>>80212010you liar where is my enrichment
>>80212068i haven't even started the activity relax poss youre putting so much pressure on me omg
>>80211786*KHEH KHEH KHEH KHEH......KHEH*
>>80212097no...
>>80211595SO truea recent favorite I've found of theirs is Mukinabaht. Whats your favorite?
>>80212106probably i will get it tattooed Mukinabaht is one of my all time favs too though
>>80212105he's only gonna live to age THREEyou have to give him Quesaritos™
>>80212194no...
>>80212219a very high resolution plate of sliced bananas by the windowsill at night..??
>>80212289nooo.. he gets nothing
>>80212158VERY good choice, I always feel so pressed to pick a favorite, because every time I do I see/hear another and I am all "dang maybe I shouldve picked that one"
>>80212349same, they have too many great songsthe mirror lake remix though..
>>80212297you're just self inserting as the biba denied his snacks because you hate yourself*picture of possum with glasses reading a book*
>>80212552nooo..
might play with my worm for a bit
>>80209750youre very mature for your again huh
>>80212617armaggedonn....
>>80210327ive eaten chinese food every day this week except christmas
>>80210409everyone here is a bottom
power bottom poss with aggressive posshole pigmentation
>>80212659yeah but some of them carry service top cards out of a sense of duty to their communitywhen no one else will answer the call they rise to the occasionthese are the real heroes, like volunteer firefighters
im sleepy from eating
>>80212705so like a black disgusting asshole?
>>80212705me (i never get to use it on anything real and never will)
why do they always say meantime? can't we have nicetime?
im sorry for everything
no you arent but ok
heteros really be like okay im gonna design a super cute sexy boy for my straight animation you're not fooling anybody
>>80212617im doing this rn
hello posses good morning how are you today?its snowing outside and its supposed to keep snowing for 9 hours today
im too stupid
>>80213374hi too stupid im too dad
got my one phone call out of the way, guess ill smoke weed the rest of the day now
>>80213367i'm okay. sorry about the snow>>80213494enjoy it
i gotta learn to draw necksthey're always either nonexistent or too long
>>80209554what jobs?
>>80213367don't smoke it's bad for you!
>>80214498erm...
did you just reply to the wrong poss just for that im taking another hit
stop the pressesposs is doing an weedgasp
>>80214010that post was from 7 and a half hours ago poss the conversation has moved on...
>>80214561good
>>80214686what a messy eater
a shortage of food at homegonna make breakfast potatoes with lunch meat mixed in maybe an egg or 2
>>80214766i would do the same but i'm out of potatoes
still bored
>>80205679Always funny to see
>>80215023why is this possum in hell
>>80215023sorry to hear that destituteposs you can have some of mine when they're done
>>80215523he worship wrng god
why are there no good furry porn comics these daysthere's like 2 things worth checking for updates on and they dont updateits a wasteland
>>80215523its just a 5 gallon bucket
>>80215668comics take too long
>>80215639>>80215676uhhh you're both wrong and being bad to me
i remember lurking threads on u 18 tchan for years just for updates on some good comicssigmax... i miss you..
>>80215601thanks poss. i'll get groceries tomorrow and go back to eating potatoes then. i just hate shopping on sundays.
better days just updated and fisk had sex with his sister!!!!!!!
>>80215804i went there once because of an xxxpot thread. then i found the set i wanted, downloaded it, and never went back
>>80215804there's nothing good on there anymore NOTHING
>>80215933yeah..... just shoot me already poss
>>80215884this should be normalized
>used to love redrusker's comics>turned into poop artistIt's like watching your best friend get hit by a car, and then asking the driver to run over him a few more times just to be sure
I kinda wish I was a youtuber, but I don't have the voice for it.
>>80216007it's the age of AI voiceovers poss you can make yourself sound like anybody or anything
>>80216007like 90% of the biggest youtubers have the shittiest voice ive ever heard
>>80216007youtube isnt radio you dont really need a good voice
>>80216007I thought about doing youtube stuff for a while, but I gave up trying to learn video editing.Just didn't have the time for it.
>>80215826i agree sunday should be a day of rest and leisure here you go i added some egg and lunchmeat
>>80216113this is me at the gym
>>80216122that looks great. thanks
im taking a week off work for newyears and i dont feel the violent need to be buttfuckingly drunk every waking moment. i think i hate my job.
rainy today and there might be a thunderstorm. but then it's cold and snowy and windy tomorrow
>>80216242kinda sounds like it. i hope your week off does you some good
>>80216377okay
>>80216377stay warm and dry possie
i had a dream that mr. burns liked me on barq and wanted me in his harem.
most people would call that a nightmare...
>>80216918slugcatsup
>>80216713thanks. i might go back to sleep>>80216878smithersposs
i refuse to flirt on barq until i’ve had the opportunity to hang out with them normally in person, because i don’t want to make promises i won’t keep if they’re ugly or make me uncomfortable, or think the same back at me.consequently, i have never met up with anyone on barq because i bore them i think.
>>80217115thanks for sharing
