/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadGangly EditionPrevious: >>80198692
>>80206351I think canon Mythra's breasts are much bigger than that.
>>80206406... not really?
Sword wives.
>>80206461Maybe, I just remember XB2 having copious anime titties in it compared to the other games.
>>80206472Sword husbands.
>>80206497I'd marry a sword wife like that....
>>80206529Now I need to write a story about sword husbands...
xth for ___!
>>80206564Loving sword wives and husbands.... sexo....
>>80206581
>>80206665Least closeted conservative on twitter.
>>80206581For cute fuckings and Lapis!
>>80206581xth for controlling exes
>>80206734Oh hey! Wassup Nonnie?
>>80205947>>80205947>While Klara's been dragged through the mud time and time again, Rosa's been enjoying a booming spike in popularity! After having both saved Unova from a frozen fate and bested the Champion to take the title for herself, there's been no end to people coming up to her to shake her hand or asking her to sign something! Cheering, adoring fans wherever she goes, some of them getting eeeextra extra close with her, too, and finding their way into her bed... Rosa's been having the time of her life!>Now, while she appreciates all the attention she's been getting as well as all the positive public PR, in truth, it's been suffocating her quite a bit! It was good for about a week or so, but having no more than a minute to herself has been stressing her out! So, when all her Champion duties have been fulfilled, she decided to take the first plane out of Unova and reward herself with a well-earned break! (1/2)>>80206813(More like real-life Furfrou's! They're adorable, though, so it's wooorth.)
>>80206937>However... little did she know, her following's gotten so large that she even has fans out here in Alola! Rosa hardly took more than a few steps before she had a crowd swarming her! It was then that she knew her relaxing, stress-free vacation had turned into anything but, and she'll be forced to work just to keep up her image.>It's for that reason that she decided to come out at night, when all locals and other tourists have retired to their hotel rooms. All except one, it seems! Rosa has barely gotten her towel set-up before yet another fan calls out to her. After letting out a small, tired sigh, Rosa turns around to face her, and when her eyes glance over Klara, she forces herself to smile.Hm? Me?>Says Rosa as she points at herself.Ah, you've must've heard the announcement earlier. I'm actually not all that special! Really!>A complete lie. Not everyone can go toe-to-toe with a fused legendary and come out unscathed! As Klara steps closer, Rosa can make out the surprise fan a little more. The Galarian's face is actually quite cute, and her pink, glossy lips are just begging to be kissed! And her body... Rosa finds herself staring at it quite intently. Just cause that risque swimsuit of hers leaves very little to the imagination! Really, only Skyla can hope to rival her! Maybe this surprise encounter isn't so bad after all!>Before the pinkette can catch her gawking and perving on her, Rosa stands up and moves closer to her.I'm guessing because you found me here, you aren't looking for an autograph, right? Maybe you'd like to spend a little time together? I was planning to swim around a little, alone, but having some company wouldn't hurt!(2/2. Also thread died before I can let you know I posted here, ahhh...)
>>80206993Nice Quanxi.
>>80206993Awful Quanxi.
>>80207023>>80207064Thanks.
>>80206993Mid Quanxi
>>80206917>PokesJust wondering if you were around was all, being your cute self!
>>80207104Yup, can’t stay up too wickedly late tonight but I’ve got a little time to maybe pal around…do something lewd, get called cute, that sort of thing…~
>>80207170Something cute with Star or with someone else?
>>80206705well now you're just making conservatives sound based.
>>80207170Princess Peach shenanigans?
>>80207226I'm not here to yuck your yum so power to you man.
>>80207192Could be lots of girls! Anyone in particular you’re interested in? Or a category, or a type of guy you’d like to play?>>80207236Perhaps, but she’d have to be paired up with someone fun! One idea I had was to take on a bunch of Toads/Koopas/Goombas and making them pop their cute 1 HP brains out as easily as eating sunflower seeds! But a more resilient enemy could be fun, or a protag from a rival game or something. Not really interested in playing her for a nonspecific guy or either of the Brothers, though
>>80207293>One idea I had was to take on a bunch of Toads/Koopas/Goombas and making them pop their cute 1 HP brains out as easily as eating sunflower seeds!Elaborate on this?Have a favorite Paper Mario partner? That artist I posted with Peach gets me going.
>>80207293Hmm, do you still play Billie Eillish? You always played a fun version of her.
>>80206937>>80206953>Just. As. Planned!>Isn't it wonderful, how all your mistakes can pay off? All Klara's fleeing from her ambitions has brought her here. All her lounging and bonus flab has resulted in swimsuit-stretching curves. All her greedy machinations... they're all coming to fruition! Klara feels a born winner as she stares down this foreign Champion. She's not wonderful with names, but she remembers this one: Rosa. "Rosa" is a name well-known to aspiring trainers and aspiring lovers alike.>So put together, so friendly, so familiar... it almost makes Klara sick. She can hardly conceal her grimace from this top-tier trainer. The body, wonderful, but the personality...Spend a little time together? With you? I'd be honored!>A lesser trainer would earn something more like "screw off, kid". Here, Klara must be careful. Don't offend those you're trying to befriend. Her hardly concealed grimace becomes a crude smile. As Rosa approaches, Klara daringly unfurls.I've heard all about your amazing exploits. It just so happens we bumped into each other at just the right time.>Unfurling, as the petals of a poisonous flower: A few steps forward has Klara daintily running her fingers up and down Rosa's hips, over and across the edges of her swimsuit. Although Rosa exceeds her in height, Klara has ate much too much lately and gotten soft everywhere. She must look up past her thick, pink bangs when putting on her sweet face. Her sweet voice, cutesy and smoky all combined.I'm just a lowly poison-type trainer. It would be an honor to see what you can... -do-...>It appears their nipples are kissing through a few veils of fabric. Were Klara's worries about her talent for naught? If she can leech off a more prestigious trainer, if she can join in Rosa's popularity, if she can suck and squeeze all that good fortune out...We could swim. We could sneak behind the nearby stones. We could sneak into the hotel. We could stand our ground, here, out in the open. I don't mind.
>>80207374Like my partner would, rather than playing a single character, would be describing the actions of a bunch of little Koopas and Goombas and Bloopers and so on, who are gangbanging the hell out of the Princess! Shamefully I haven’t actually played much Paper Mario, but recently I picked up Mario RPG and have been enjoying that! I’m also a fan of the redheaded cartoon version if she interests you at all>>80207382Sure do! I always love when someone picks her….what kinda fun are you after? Still got comfy post-holiday sex on the brain, with or without incest…~
>>80207472cat.
>>80207460Mmm, I always liked when you played with a cock but that is just me personally. Fun but slightly slutty personality <3
>>80207509Ohthankgod….>Billie releases her tensely held breath and sighs with relief, while also opening up her closed thighs and allowing her tucked cock and balls to swing out into the openThaaaat feels better…just had to check if you’re cool~>Billie lowers her eyebrow knowingly and elbows him in the ribs, swaying her hips and causing her fat white cock to swish around inside her baggy pajama shorts
>>80207460Mhmmmm... playing one or more little fuck plushies would be pretty hot. From a bratty rich-bitch peach, some powerful leg-scissoring on someone clearly smaller than her, from sturdy princess legs.
>>80207682Mmph, sounds pretty fun to me too! He can definitely get in on the action…also, do you prefer small, medium, or huge dongs on the mooks? Would make sense to me either if they scale with their ‘level’ or if they’re all relatively smol but level means they last longer and are better at teh secks
>>80207472
>>80207677>The fan absolutely loving the sound the bombshell made as she let loose. Her jewels were absolutely magnificent!Only cool for cuties like you...> Getting a bit handsy and bit too forward as he cops a nice feel of her absurdly huge trouser snake.How do you hide this thing? Good lord.
is Caren around
>>80207451>The smile on Rosa's face becomes a little more genuine when Klara accepts. If she's anything like her "special" fans, this night has gotten a lot more interesting for the Unovan. While she is growing tired of the loud, crazed fans, spending quality time with those special ones is something she'll always enjoy.Its pretty lucky that we did, yeah.>Rosa softly says while Klara rubs up her body. An invitation that she's much too used to already. Rosa gets even closer still, and can now make out the bits of chub that her body holds. Something she can just barely resist grabbing, at least until it becomes clear that Klara's just here to get fucked.Oh? We could do any one of those things, yeah.>Another step closer, bringing their bodies just inches from each other. Rosa has both her hands on Klara now. Her fingers dance along her squishy curves, giving light squeezes to it every now and then. I think I'd rather take this to the hotel. They upgraded me to their best room when they saw my reservation. Unfortunately, the bed there is too big for just me. If you were there, though...>It'd be perfect fit for the two of them. Of course, they won't be doing any sleeping. Rosa tilts her head forward and brings their faces closer. Her breaths are deeper than before, and they hit Klara's face with every exhale. With how excited she's getting, it's all too obvious that Rosa's been intoxicated by the Galarian's poison. However, she won't let Klara hold full sway with her just yet. Just when it seems Rosa's going to take her lips, she pulls herself away, taking a step back from Klara.Ah, but before I let you in, I want to see what I'm working with. A little challenge. One I'm sure you'll do great at.>WIthou specifying, she turns around and heads back to her towel to grab her bag. Something she'll need for Klara's test.All you have to do is close your eyes and get on your knees. I'll take care of the rest.
Tunes? Videos?
>>80207803>Billie shrugs, effortlessly chill and affable, fully aware of how radiantly hot she is and playfully leaning into it Just tape, usually. Stick it to my thigh or wrap it around my butt…for one thing, I had to cram my balls into my asshole to hide em. Felt better than you might think!>As she talks, she turns this way and that, slinging it around and knocking him in the nose with it, then turning around in her socks to smash her heavy, thick backside into his face, no panties on, only a single thin garment between her epic ass and his cute face! Billie bends down to return the greeting grope, his own friendly meatpickle already waking up to greet her grip!
>>80207743I've got writers block, must be the time of night. Have a nice night and good night, Lapis
>>80207976Sounds like it would be painful but...knowing you, I bet you enjoy going through it. Though the balls in your asshole sounds kind of kinky...> Her delightful tush surprising not only his face but his cock as well, the babe's assets truly knowing their worth. Rubbing his cute little face against it, each of them with a hand on the other's Johnson! She was fucking huge compared to him but...he really didn't mind as he played with her meatlog.
>>80207982That’s just fine, I think I should probably stick to one scene tonight anyways. Lovely chatting, have a wonderful night!~
>>80208077Yeah, it really only works cuz my balls hang so low anyway…>Happy to demonstrate, she tucks one leg of her shorts over and lets her gorgeous waxed eggs hang good and low, giving them a good couple of sways before letting her peen out to play as well, now rock solid and ruler-straight! Her male-coded anatomy and backwards baseball cap give her a very ‘one-of-the-boys’ type impression, but her legs and belly (and whopping huge tits!) give her an unmistakably feminine appeal. Things are already getting sorta late, but I think we can both get off….you wanna blow me? I won’t take long, I’m suuuper pent up….then I’ll give you somethin’! Sound good?
>>80208155>Chuckling at the mention of her low hanging fruit, but he was more impressed at how smooth her eggs were! The question catching him slightly off guard but he only had one word to say.Yup.>Giving her low hanging eggs a quickly lick(each one by the way) before going for her huge rock hard peen! Pacing himself as it definitely more than he could handle. Biting off more than he could chew so to speak...
Of course you think so, you're an idiot.
>>80207930>They both know the score. Don't Champions have a million and one groupies? Can't Champions get -that- whenever they want? But a Champion is naturally never satisfied. A champion's desires are immense. Klara understands that perfectly. Klara is glad to offer herself up, toes wriggling in the sand with anticipation. All I have to do is close my eyes and get on my knees. Is that so?>Her puffy pink lips pucker in thought, or pretense of thought. Lady trainers on their knees do just one thing, perhaps two if they possess a killer build like Klara's. Rosa's touch already has her anticipating very bad things, things that would make other, less ambitious trainers blush. Klara might blush, too, if she weren't totally slathered in makeup today out of bad habit, in case she were required to look her best on vacation. This must be it, the sole reason for emptying out that Macro Cosmos Living-brand eye shadow in all its luxuriant pink. That they might share a bedroom has her more willing than she expected. More compliant.And what'll happen then, I wonder? Eheheh.>She lets go of her preda-prey, leaves Rosa to take her place in the sand. Sun given its goodbyes, purples and dark-blues out now, it's already chill to the touch against her knees. Her two-piece swimsuit provides hardly any warmth. Should she truly shut her eyes? Or take a peek? Instinct demands peek. But with her thick legs spread, with her arms stretching behind her back to flare out her oversized breasts, her body wants her eyes shut. Ignorant. Anticipating. The worst kind of exhibitionism, to be watched but not knowing what the watchers might think. Her nipples have begun studding out stiffly. On her knees means->Why is she making such faces? Why is her tongue tasting her own lips, mocking all viewers? She's not afraid of what Rosa might inflict upon her - after all, Klara's vastly this Champion's senior. She's more worried about the hot poison of anticipation making her clit sting with eagerness.
>>80208264(Sorry to say Anon but I think I got started a little too late tonight, and I’m starting to fade over here so I might need to bid you adieu for the night—but thank you so much for the interest!)
>>80208360(Thanks as always Lapis!!)
>>80208360Fuck you.
>>80208347Writing kinda sucks. Who's this?
>>80207958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPK_oXeJgAMy vision is augmented
>>80208527Deus Ex's OST is crazy good.
>>80206581Girls who like warm and fluffy places.
>>80208591I would appreciate the source
>>80208530Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>80208591Ask Reze
>>80208600Get the HELL out of here Denton.
>>80208591>>80208602Please don't respond to yourself.
>>80207840I'm here like an hour later but it's like 4am kek.
>>80208606You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
>>80208608How's your fake cancer?
>>80208598Unfortunately, I don't happen to have it this time around. We should reenact it to make up for the loss.
>>80208648Oh my dawwwd. Dadddyyyy.He can't really be....There must be something we can do.
>>80208653>>80208666Rance please.
>>80208673Maybe you should get a job.
>>80208347You'll see!>Rosa teases as she sticks her hand into her bag.Or won't, rather, hehe...~>While Klara gets into position, Rosa keeps rummaging through her belongings. Despite her bag being small, it feels like she keeps another dimension in it, carrying so many items that it defies logic. She eventually finds what she's looking for: a Pokeball, with one of her trusty mons inside. Rosa wastes no time summoning it. A small flash of white illuminates the beach, and the two will be joined by one of Rosa's Pokemon. A guest who's time will be brief. The Unovan whispers to it, keeping her voice low so Klara won't overhear. It'll ruin the surprise if she does! That mon nods its head, then strikes its own trainer with Psychic power! >What seems like an act of betrayal is exactly what Rosa wants, because shortly after, her swimsuit starts to stretch obscenely. Girthy, veiny meat extends from her crotch, quickly growing in size. Soon, a fully-formed cock dangles out of her bikini bottom, paired with a set of heavy balls packed to bursting with virile swimmers. Because Rosa only packed bikinis with her, she had to use her Pokemon to help her hide it. Otherwise she'd be walking on the beach with it swinging around everywhere!All ready for ya!(1/2)
>>80208675Penis update?
>>80208722>Rosa says as she turns to face Klara again, only to be momentarily stunned. Her fat, plump thighs spread apart enough for the Unovan to make out the outline of her needy, slutty cunt. Her swollen nipples poking out from her top, both almost begging to be pinched and sucked on. And to top it off, her tongue lolling out with her mouth wide open, just waiting for something to fill it. Just seeing the position she's in makes Rosa's girlcock throb intensely. Being so worked up, she almost succumbs to Klara's poison right then and there!Wow... looks like someone's very eager...~>The Unovan champion teases as she steps closer and positions herself above Klara, her hand already wrapped around her cock. A thick, musky scent hits Klara's nostrils, saltier than the seabreeze, and it only gets stronger the closer Rosa's dick gets.Stay just like that...>Quietly says Rosa as she strokes herself, working that thick slab of girlmeat to its proper size. Precum falls off her tip and lands on Klara's face with every stroke. Some drops land right on her waiting tongue, while others get on her cheeks, closed eyes, even hair. Those bangs of hers are getting gummed up... >That fat cock of Rosa's is fully hard before long. It's then that she lets it drop, hitting Klara's cheek with a meaty thwap. If that didn't clear up what Rosa's surprise is, then letting her have a taste surely will. With a shake of her hips, that hot, meaty dick slides right onto her tongue.There we go... Look how pent-up I am! I didn't get the chance to have any fun after the meet-up and autograph signing! You'll help me out, right?~>Rosa playfully says as her hips jut forwards a little, her full balls pushing against Klara's chin.(2/2)
>>80208642come back to bed
>>80208757Too busy aura farming at 4am. In a bit though probably.
>>80208785Tenten...
>>80206581My date! She's so cute. I love her thick, bushy ________.
>4amI think Caren's a spic, or an oilrig worker
>>80208827Caren's an idiot.
>>80208822Personality
>>80208822Anus hairs!
>>80208817Somehow more useless than Sakura in Naruto, poor girl.>>80208827Bro thinks I know what either of those mean.And nonny may be retarded.>>80208845You are right there however.
>>80208869Occam was right. And so was Hobbes.
>>80208723Still heartbroken that my family decided I don't get to have a foreskin. I can't believe they'd do this to me.
>>80208848>>80208865Eyebrows! Not too far off! Girls with really thick eyebrows are super cute!
>>80208901Sadly dunno what those are so I might be fine...
>>80208822S c e n t .
>>80208945I can smel- I mean I can see your panties!
I need a fucking pizza.
>>80208948One person argued that the simplest solution to a problem is usually the best; therefore, you being up at 4 am is because you are an idiot, which is easier than you working on some kind of oil rig. The other believed that a strong, centralized government is necessary to protect humanity from its base nature and self-serving desires. The last point is easily proven by how filthy this place is without a moderating entity.
Need to summon Luna to put me in a jar
>>80208994>rigs up the milking machine to that hairy italian chest!
>>80208948I mean maybe anon means something else, but I'm going to assume 'Occam's razor, and Hobbes' most famous position of an 'all against all' social contract.I'm going to try to simplify both stances so my conclusion might not be correct.Occam's Razor basically means the simplest answer is often correct.'All for All' basically means everyone is out for themselves.I'm not sure if anon is combining these, but I am just not smart enough to come up with a proper combination of the two in context of you being a spic or rig worker.
No one is forcing you to be here.
>>80209014Technically, Occam never talked about a razor. That was added later as a simplification of what he proposed. Just like the Higgs Boson was never meant to be 'God Particle' but the 'Goddam Particle'. The journalist cut Goddam into God.
>>80209037Murphy's original law was "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way."
Where are the nuns
>>80209016I don't have much to say about it because the arguments seem so clear-cut as to be almost uninteresting. Neurons do not fire themselves. [...] The switch cannot flip itself. QED.
>>80209037Oh. Okay. Thank you, anon.>Chuu
>>80208994You know I think I've heard of it before but pretty interesting, honestly just fell asleep early and got up randomly, might go back to sleep in a bit too.>>80209014Very interesting stuff I suppose, creative too.
>>80209061The first donut-making machine was invented by a Russian Migrant
>>80208722>>80208728>Hot, salty rain pelts her face. This is bad, Klara thinks, vibrating with anticipation once the stench has doused her, once the heat of Champion -something- rages right in front of her button nose. There's no pretense left beyond Klara's shut eyes. It's so obviously enormous, thick, sensual, sloppy, drippy, veiny, voracious cock. It so wants to get poisoned, Klara knows, by the way it throbs and leaks. Her swimsuit's lifted off her own tits slightly, nipples tenting bad. She's worried what might happen when it touches her. Her skin. Her mouth. Her tongue. Until it does. It slaps her across the face and she pretends to be angry, almost furious, at this cruelty, but it's so obviously an act. Her mouth stays open with outrage and doesn't fight whatsoever when it's time to give Rosa's cock its evening greeting. Klara's earlier hello had been all fake kindness. Her tongue can't fake anything. Her tongue doesn't even react at Rosas's words. "You'll help me out." It's pointless even to reply with words back.>She's latching on stupidly, at first without intent. Her legs have spread so wide, there in the sand, making her mound stick out prominently. She can tell, even without seeing, how it bulges badly against her bikini. Her paunch pushes out and in breath by breath, breasts heaving above. This is bad, she thinks again, drinking precum. Letting it pass across her tongue and down into her throat. If she opened her eyes, what would she see? Rosa's gloating Champion face? A sneer? Klara's not sure she could even gaze up at all. Such a phallus would command her entire attention. She'd go crosseyed at the simple sight of it.>Her intent finds itself. The Pokemon trainer in her says she's doing this to advance in society - when you befriend a Champion, good things happen. The ovulating bitch in her says you've already lost this battle, so give up your tongue and then everything else to this Champion cock.(1/2)
>>80208722>>80208728>>80209133>Her lipstick, even waterproof, slicks off so easily. Its waxy stickiness mars her cheeks and this fearsome cocktip. She can't kiss it any longer. Now she eats, sucking it up centimeter by centimeter, the rare candy meant for her advancement. Ocean waves sound out alone, until Klara begins to mmmgh a little. To mlmmmh. Her hands remain harmlessly clasped behind her back, as if she knows she's merely a cocksock meant to be thrust into. She can't help but tilt her face up, unseeing, pink eye shadow blanking out her eyes. In this darkness, in this fading sunset, all Klara knows is the stench, the taste, the texture, the slick sounds of elite trainer cock.>Her head moves forward and back, forward and back, slurping. This isn't so bad, she thinks, drunk on precum. She imagines how ridiculous her lips must appear now, so madly glossy with dickjuice, like the rim of an unused pink condom. She can't attend to the sack, not while so devotedly servicing the pole, but can raise up her tits just enough to give it a cradle to rest in, thrust after thrust. To think that so much hot semen sits so near to her heart raises goosebumps across Klara's skin. Her makeup must be so fucked up by now, even though they've hardly begin. Even though she hasn't nearly taken the whole length.>Her clit's become a hard bead, jealous of such a superior erection. Centimeters of veins trailing so mysteriously far, centimeters of skin all in need of attention. It feels so incredibly huge in her small mouth, so unbeatable, yet Klara endures. It's poisoning her, and she's poisoning it. This sperm-filled sack plapping softly against her tits? It can be beaten. This terror of a trainer cock? It can be beaten. Klara may be leaking in her bikini, but her endurance is immense. She is an old-... she is a mature trainer who can outlast teen cock, even if it's totally impossible to take it to the base. Slavishly sucking is enough. Becoming a cum vacuum is enough.
>>80209133>>80209153(Ahhhh... so soooo hate to do this especially when it's at this part, but I completely misjudged how long I'd be able to stay up. I'm struggling to stay awake, so I'm gonna hve to pause things here, unfortunately. If possible, I'd love to pick this up again Monday night or Tuesday!! Your Klara's been tons of fun to play with!!)
>>80209089Still here?
How does this place still have legs. Vafanculo
>>80209307Horny weebs.
>>80209282Possibly.
>>80209268(Sleep comes for us all eventually... glad we got as far as we did, though! My early posts were somewhat rough since I'm not very familiar with Pokemon, but quality definitely increased over time, I think. Not sure about availability in the coming days, but if it can happen, great. Liked the closed eyes element, liked the psychic intermission, and you're always so attentive to details. Liked liked liked! Enjoy your sleep.)
>>80209307It's Vaffanculo, Anon. Two 'f'.
>>80209337(We'll see what happens! Also what the heck do you mean I'm more of a Pokexpert? I'm sure you can give me a run for my money easily! Anyways, I willll, thanks! You have a good night, too!)
>>80209351Lemoncello.
VAFFANCELLO
>>80209404It's Limoncello.
>>80209413Lemoncillo you dip.
Kakugari Kyoudai's interest in nostrils is truly something else.
All the girls I'm addicted to have long necks. Wtf?
>>80209568Don't look up the monogatari girls. You'll never get out.
>>80209641I was there when it was written.
>>80209336cute
>Cassavetes wanted someone unknown and "not handsome" to portray Noah; he chose Ryan Gosling for the role.[16]
>>80209568
>>80209659You poor man.
>>80209693There are people out there who think RDJ isn't handsome enough to be Tony Stark.
Can I write a post to the op and wait for someone to reply to it to start a session? Hg style.
>>80209908That's called a cold open. They don't always get that much action though.
>>80209688The hell's Caren doing slutting up the thread this late...
>>80209952Ohhhh I thought a cold open was when you just walked up to an ava randomly and asked for a session.
>>80210024No that's just asking. Cold open is when you make a rp post that already starts and is open to anybody. Got a risk of attracting joke replies or being ignored though.
>>80210032Thanks hun.
Yeah. Ignored by me!
>>80209908Do it.
>>80210274Tomorrow I will. Little busy right now baby.
>>80210293Do it do it. Get busy with me. Did you have an idea as to what you were gonna play?
>>80210372Not gock that's for sure.
Owain is a man of purple prose, wall of texts, and sheer facking thirst.One day, I see him fuck 3 avas in a thread with a horse cock. With a facking horse cock.
We used to call him 'That Monkey'. But he wasn't really 'That Monkey', he was the one you sent to claim the facking monkey.
I think anon wanted to play gock.
Mooooorrrrrrniiiiiiiing...Seein' if Big Sis is around to continue our scene~!
Real gock hours now.
>>80210980You have like four of those, which one?
>>80211076I do!? You mean I could potentially get swarmed by four girls at once!?
>>80211132I pray that you stop coming here.
>>80211132Have you ever considered actually playing characters and not be a dime a dozen purple prose bitch?
>>80211313Her writing is not at all purple, a little retarded, but not purple.
>>80211313Go back to your shithole website.
I shitpost Flare to try and get her attention.
>>80210980Are you really from Montana?
>>80211132Kill yourself retard
>>80209336Assuming you’re fast asleep. The next time around, I’d like to pitch a scene idea, a few to you, concerning this character in particular. Sleep well.
I just saw someone open up cigarette trash bin for some cigs and it reminded me of this place
No quads and my phone eats some of my text
>>80212225What, like using the butts to smoke?
>>80212295Yeah unless they're just yummy
>>80212325How did it remind you of this place?
>>80212739Desperation most likely.
>Lurky
>>80212891Me scrounging up avas to play with like cigarette butts.
>>80213304Have you considered being a fresh cig yourself? Let everyone take a drag until you're all used up and discarded~ That sounds fun, doesn't it? Or, it atleast sounds fun to /me/.
>>80213335People these days are more into hitting vapes (gacha) but I'll still advertise myself when I can.
>>80213335Fuck off Rance
>>80213408So why don’t do you do it now?
>>80213459Not expecting any bites plus I just woke up after sleeping 3 hours so I'll probably head back to sleep.
>>80213408With the wide selection of options, there's way more bang for your buck. Aside from my brief stint looking into ZZZ I haven't kept up with gacha. >>80213454Not him, try again.
Broodsow and Rance are the same person? This is like, so unexpected!
>>80213554I decided to play a sassy bbw on my down time and it didn't have a market, go figure.
>>80213536You want someone to play that TV man from skibidi toilet, right?
>>80213611Sure thing, tell me what you're interested in playing out.
>>80213610I thought the sheep that got posted yesterday was very cute
>>80213731Yeah, I'm fond of that artist. She's as cute and sweet as her art style, in person. I just went through 4 rounds of that captcha... make it 5... ugh.
>>80213554Broodsow never rps. Rance only rps.
>>80213858>squeeeze>>80214103Bruce Wayne's always busy at night. Batman only shows up at night.
>>80214158>Maa's reassuringly>>80214103Two sides of the same coin or whatever. I can't keep up the shtick>Byebye.
>>80213554Well, that explains a lot of things, actually. Both are literally just as pleasant as nails inside your testicles among the others.
>>80206581Lola Bunny
>>80214631>Straps you to the milking machine
>>80213858>>80214531Are sheep girls suppose to be this sexy?
I never saw sheep girls as sexy... until someone pulled the wool over my eyes.Haahahahaha shieeeeeeeet.
>>80210980Morning 'Jimi! My holiday plans ended up extending to today as well, so I won't be able to play... I'll try to make time next weekend!
Is Jinx supposed to be sexy? Or even a woman?
So slow today
>>80215500Not slow enough
I wonder if I could find that lycanthrope player from last week...
>>80215705You should have asked for his Discord before it was too late.
>>80215500Heya Milkman. Still interested in playing a pocket pup for me?
>>80215705Sorry, explain in more detail please?
>>80215112Morning to you too, Big Sis~! No worries about today--next weekend sounds perfectly fine to me! I'll try and call out to ya on Sunday again if you don't call out to me earlier! Suuuuuper excited to continue, so hopefully I get to see you then~!
>>80215735You bet I am! I have work this morning, but I don't work at all until Friday this week. What days are best for you Mattie?
>>80215900Work sux I'm glad I don't have to deal with any for another week. That also means I should be free most days this week too! I might be busy with other things here and there, but I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you coming around just like I did today.
>>80216017Great, I'll just wake up eariler this week to keep an eye out for you. I hope you get up to something fun soon, you're a cool cow and deserve to be pampered with something fun. See ya real soon!>Smol kiss on a big cheek
>>80215738https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80037700/#80045769This person! I wanna do more scenes because this was awesome.
>>80216057I sure hope so too. After all every day a cowgirl doesn't get milked makes her needier... and bigger.Don't force yourself out of bed TOO early as well. I've already fucked my own sleeping schedule over the holiday vacation, as is tradition, so my available hours might jump around a little. I'll just see you when I see you. Have fun at work too!
Is this one of those discord calls I've heard so much about?
When people try to sell you on 'everyone' as fun ERPing; remember you will never be the werewolf.
Grrrowwl! Growl growl!
>>80215743Get dropped faggot
>>80216408Unless the dog is Korone. The choice is always cats.
>Sunday>Place is a fucking ghost townIt's so over isn't it
>>80216408Dog:3
>>80216424>Dropped>Telling your partner you can't write today and offering a different dateShitposters are retarded
Caren come shake ass for us please im bored
>>80216813This better end in monster yaoi
>>80216677Is he playing? No. Did he got dropped today? Yes. That's all that matters
>>80216905>Newfag shitposter doesn't know what dropped meansLast (You)
