Bath time EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80210998OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>80217692She doesn't deserve to be considered one after the way she treated him
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>>80217783
Alastor is a girly pop
>>80217746>ywn bathe with emilywhy live?
>>80217560Abel is the strongest angel in heaven.What Lucifer can do, he can do.
>>80217797what does girly pop even mean
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>>80217833>>80217827He is a "gal's guy".
>>80217825No he isn't and no he can't
sugar daddy vox...
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>>80217860This is really fucking long, apologies.
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>>80217901
Rape ALL televisions!
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>>80217995
Total Lute Victory.
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>>80218022Bad end.
>>80217827He's like a gay best friend to women
>>80217692no because an actual adamsister would’ve treated him better
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>80218036Thank you, anon
>>80218049But he's not gay...
>>80217797>>80218049>Make him asexualIt doesn't stop people>Make him a misandristIt doesn't stop people>Make him a gay best friendIt doesn't stop people>Make him racistIt doesn't stop peopleWhen will creators learn from things like Tracer from Overwatch or Nintendo C&D-ing artists. If people want to fuck the characters, they're gonna draw art or write fics about it regardless of your attempts to stop it. Nobody can stop human sexuality, you don't need to take weird character altering steps to stop it. Look at Octavia, making her 17 and getting hyper puritanical about it isn't going to stop people
>>80218049I hope he gets more outfits in season 3
>>80218036spicy thanks
If I was in Viv’s place, then there would’ve been so many adam sex scenes and a bonus scene where Adam is nude
>>80218237That's why I said he's "like" a gay best friend to women. Being ace makes him functionally the same thing anyway, he's non-threatening and enjoys female company
if there was more men like alastor in real life, i wouldnt be a femcel
>>80218241Nta but to think that creators making their characters in some certain way to try to stop people from lewding them it's a bit deluded
>>80218241Patient 0: >"Please don't sexualize Elizabeth. She's like a daughter">We literally develop new kinds of 3d animation to see her take as much cock as possible.
>>80218479We will never be this based ever again... That age has passed and now you're super Epstein if you ever liked a Zone animation
>>80217911Nugget!
>>80217973Cute!
>>80217468Didn't say it was you but probably one of your faggot friends. Unfortunately for you I don't live my life on 4chan like you do. Friendly reminder to kill yourself.
>>80216556>>80216606Voxval's backstory and overall dynamic will make sense if Smiles writes it. She wrote radiostatic and voxvel and both were kino.
>>80218256This, preferably a maid outfit next.
>>80218719People like her usually shoot themselves in the mouths eventually. The problem usually solves itself in a few years.
I want to see Eden flashbacks.
>>80218256I don't want him to have outfits in season 3, I want him naked in every scene.
Alastor owes me a nugget
>>80218964>Exhibitionistic AlastorWhat a fucking whore
>>80218804short people are property
>>80218920Agree, i want to see Eden Adam badly. I hope they don’t just make him a one dimensional abusive manI also want to see Bab Abel! And Cain… i guess…….
I want Vox to rape ipads into me
>>80219150I am not complaining. He can be a whore if he wants to be.
>>80219224Alastor...
>>80219224Katie...Vel...Val...Alastor, deep down...
>>80218813Add Val/Vel to the list. Viv let her write the Vees in general.
I want to rape ipads into Vox
>>80219240And i thought that Angel was supposed to be the slut of the group
>>80219153Tall people are the property of short people
>>80219295It's always the ones you least expect.
>>80219184It'd be fun if we got parts of the Eden story recalled by multiple characters and everyone comes off different in each version. Lilith, Lucifer, maybe Adam's version through Lute, and Eve eventually. Cain and Abel too. And we have to decide for ourselves whose is closest to the truth. That could only happen if there were longer seasons, though.
>>80219279Katie...
>>80219305guess they could both own each other
filled with Abel’s lambs…
...You ever think Alastor uses that shadow double to jerk off?
>>80219413
Men are property
>>80219377Boy, do they!
Don't you forget
>>80219344I guess soImagine how everyone would react to his new change in attire (or lack thereof)
>>80219427If he doesn't, he should.
>>80219455you just KNOW al is not gonna finish that handjob
>>80219388Wtf is Abel a sheep?
>>80219459It would derail the entire plot, all of Heaven and Hell would come together to witness this beautiful deer. There would be eternal peace.
the executioner! Alastor theory makes no sense
>>80219600I hope not otherwise I wouldn’t be attracted to him. But I like the idea of Abel hooves
alastor's extremely tender virgin nipples???
>>80219620The good ending!
>>80219639>the executioner! Alastor theoryI keep hearing about this, wtf is it
>>80219741Alastor gets redeemed because the sight of his naked body is enough to stop all conflict in the universe.
>>80219759it's a schizo theory made by radioapples
>>80219639It'd be a fun Lucifer villain arc but if he was going to have anyone kill for him, it'd be a Hellborn and not Alastor of all people. And I say that as a shipper.
>>80219833About what
>>80219759Since Lucifer can't harm sinners, and Alastor likes harming sinners, Lucifer empowers Alastor to act as his personal executioner to kill sinners. Then they bang, or something.
Mmmmphhf HARDER~
>>80219544>he won't >instead he'll just stare softly at Vox and say "you're such a good boy, Vincent">Vox will come instantly
>>80219696They have never been touched or sucked and are therefore extremely sensitive.>but he plowed Mimz-She strikes me as the type to make everything about her and most likely she barely touched deer.
>>80219455Vincent>Ah..Alastor…>I'm sorry, but...Ever since I fell into hell, my hands've become so sharp.>I just can't figure out how to do it without hurting myself. *LyingAlastor>Yes, yes, Vincent..>I've heard this so many times before- this really is the last time.I love RS so much…
>>80220000I wasted those digits, I'm sorry.
>>80219890About Alastor becoming Lucifer's executioner because Lucifer himself can't kill sinners
>>80220000>Alastor became asexual because Mimzy is a selfish lover and he had such a bad time fucking herCanon.
>>80220000>>80220016alastor's succulent chest is not a waste of digits
Alastor is asexual because he only fucks corpses
What will be Alastor’s endgame by the end of the series?
>>80211999Yep. Don't think I'll be doing this for a very long while. The temporary fun and sudden social boost isn't really worth it
>>80220063Fucking hot.
>>80220063I would let him kill me over and over again if he fucked my corpse.
would you kill yourself if you got to got to hazbin hell and not real hell
>>80219801The deer is just that insanely beautiful
Charchar needs more uppies and piggyback rides.
>>80220142If Heaven is Hazbin Heaven than no but if Heaven is the Heaven I learned about in Sunday school than yes
>>80220203She deserves uppies!
>>80220203Charchar needs to get bonked in the head until she learns to be a better girlfriend
>>80220214you’re going to hell not heaven
>>80220074The crown to hell.
He got stuck again.
>>80220248Charlie makes up for all her shortcomings by being the best lover Vaggie has ever had.
>>80220281How does he keep doing this… also there should be a gif version
>>80220250So what's the point of the hypothetical
>>80220074Bang Lilith
Vox molesting our daughter because she's sad boys at school don't hit on her
>>80220203I'll be disappointed if they don't give Charlie a legit crashout moment. Make her be cool for once, please.
>>80220142Yeah, probably. That guarantee would probably be what tips me over.
>>80220332A noble goal.
>>80220368So much this.
>>80218241She's still 17 you sick fuck.
>>80220006There are different kinds of RS, but I think CRT is my favorite for how cute it is.
>>80220467I love demonic Charlie so much
>>80218241my penis in octavias little cloaca
>>80220281Someone please help him...
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>>80220391I wanna stick my tongue there so badly it drives me insane.
>>80220643I'll help him alright.
>>80220659But anon, poop comes from there!
>>80220730Alastor does not poop