Bath time EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80210998OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>80217692She doesn't deserve to be considered one after the way she treated him
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>>80217783
Alastor is a girly pop
>>80217746>ywn bathe with emilywhy live?
>>80217560Abel is the strongest angel in heaven.What Lucifer can do, he can do.
>>80217797what does girly pop even mean
>>80217791
>>80217833>>80217827He is a "gal's guy".
>>80217825No he isn't and no he can't
sugar daddy vox...
>>80217848
>>80217860This is really fucking long, apologies.
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>>80217889
>>80217901
Rape ALL televisions!
>>80217908
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>>80217982
>>80217995
Total Lute Victory.
>>80218005
>>80218022Bad end.
>>80217827He's like a gay best friend to women
>>80217692no because an actual adamsister would’ve treated him better
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>80218036Thank you, anon
>>80218049But he's not gay...
>>80217797>>80218049>Make him asexualIt doesn't stop people>Make him a misandristIt doesn't stop people>Make him a gay best friendIt doesn't stop people>Make him racistIt doesn't stop peopleWhen will creators learn from things like Tracer from Overwatch or Nintendo C&D-ing artists. If people want to fuck the characters, they're gonna draw art or write fics about it regardless of your attempts to stop it. Nobody can stop human sexuality, you don't need to take weird character altering steps to stop it. Look at Octavia, making her 17 and getting hyper puritanical about it isn't going to stop people
>>80218049I hope he gets more outfits in season 3
>>80218036spicy thanks
If I was in Viv’s place, then there would’ve been so many adam sex scenes and a bonus scene where Adam is nude
>>80218237That's why I said he's "like" a gay best friend to women. Being ace makes him functionally the same thing anyway, he's non-threatening and enjoys female company
if there was more men like alastor in real life, i wouldnt be a femcel
>>80218241Nta but to think that creators making their characters in some certain way to try to stop people from lewding them it's a bit deluded
>>80218241Patient 0: >"Please don't sexualize Elizabeth. She's like a daughter">We literally develop new kinds of 3d animation to see her take as much cock as possible.
>>80218479We will never be this based ever again... That age has passed and now you're super Epstein if you ever liked a Zone animation
>>80217911Nugget!
>>80217973Cute!
>>80217468Didn't say it was you but probably one of your faggot friends. Unfortunately for you I don't live my life on 4chan like you do. Friendly reminder to kill yourself.
>>80216556>>80216606Voxval's backstory and overall dynamic will make sense if Smiles writes it. She wrote radiostatic and voxvel and both were kino.
>>80218256This, preferably a maid outfit next.
>>80218719People like her usually shoot themselves in the mouths eventually. The problem usually solves itself in a few years.
I want to see Eden flashbacks.
>>80218256I don't want him to have outfits in season 3, I want him naked in every scene.
Alastor owes me a nugget
>>80218964>Exhibitionistic AlastorWhat a fucking whore
>>80218804short people are property
>>80218920Agree, i want to see Eden Adam badly. I hope they don’t just make him a one dimensional abusive manI also want to see Bab Abel! And Cain… i guess…….
I want Vox to rape ipads into me
>>80219150I am not complaining. He can be a whore if he wants to be.
>>80219224Alastor...
>>80219224Katie...Vel...Val...Alastor, deep down...
>>80218813Add Val/Vel to the list. Viv let her write the Vees in general.
I want to rape ipads into Vox
>>80219240And i thought that Angel was supposed to be the slut of the group
>>80219153Tall people are the property of short people
>>80219295It's always the ones you least expect.
>>80219184It'd be fun if we got parts of the Eden story recalled by multiple characters and everyone comes off different in each version. Lilith, Lucifer, maybe Adam's version through Lute, and Eve eventually. Cain and Abel too. And we have to decide for ourselves whose is closest to the truth. That could only happen if there were longer seasons, though.
>>80219279Katie...
>>80219305guess they could both own each other
filled with Abel’s lambs…
...You ever think Alastor uses that shadow double to jerk off?
>>80219413
Men are property
>>80219377Boy, do they!
Don't you forget
>>80219344I guess soImagine how everyone would react to his new change in attire (or lack thereof)
>>80219427If he doesn't, he should.
>>80219455you just KNOW al is not gonna finish that handjob
>>80219388Wtf is Abel a sheep?
>>80219459It would derail the entire plot, all of Heaven and Hell would come together to witness this beautiful deer. There would be eternal peace.
the executioner! Alastor theory makes no sense
>>80219600I hope not otherwise I wouldn’t be attracted to him. But I like the idea of Abel hooves
alastor's extremely tender virgin nipples???
>>80219620The good ending!
>>80219639>the executioner! Alastor theoryI keep hearing about this, wtf is it
>>80219741Alastor gets redeemed because the sight of his naked body is enough to stop all conflict in the universe.
>>80219759it's a schizo theory made by radioapples
>>80219639It'd be a fun Lucifer villain arc but if he was going to have anyone kill for him, it'd be a Hellborn and not Alastor of all people. And I say that as a shipper.
>>80219833About what
>>80219759Since Lucifer can't harm sinners, and Alastor likes harming sinners, Lucifer empowers Alastor to act as his personal executioner to kill sinners. Then they bang, or something.
Mmmmphhf HARDER~
>>80219544>he won't >instead he'll just stare softly at Vox and say "you're such a good boy, Vincent">Vox will come instantly
>>80219696They have never been touched or sucked and are therefore extremely sensitive.>but he plowed Mimz-She strikes me as the type to make everything about her and most likely she barely touched deer.
>>80219455Vincent>Ah..Alastor…>I'm sorry, but...Ever since I fell into hell, my hands've become so sharp.>I just can't figure out how to do it without hurting myself. *LyingAlastor>Yes, yes, Vincent..>I've heard this so many times before- this really is the last time.I love RS so much…
>>80220000I wasted those digits, I'm sorry.
>>80219890About Alastor becoming Lucifer's executioner because Lucifer himself can't kill sinners
>>80220000>Alastor became asexual because Mimzy is a selfish lover and he had such a bad time fucking herCanon.
>>80220000>>80220016alastor's succulent chest is not a waste of digits
Alastor is asexual because he only fucks corpses
What will be Alastor’s endgame by the end of the series?
>>80211999Yep. Don't think I'll be doing this for a very long while. The temporary fun and sudden social boost isn't really worth it
>>80220063Fucking hot.
>>80220063I would let him kill me over and over again if he fucked my corpse.
would you kill yourself if you got to got to hazbin hell and not real hell
>>80219801The deer is just that insanely beautiful
Charchar needs more uppies and piggyback rides.
>>80220142If Heaven is Hazbin Heaven than no but if Heaven is the Heaven I learned about in Sunday school than yes
>>80220203She deserves uppies!
>>80220203Charchar needs to get bonked in the head until she learns to be a better girlfriend
>>80220214you’re going to hell not heaven
>>80220074The crown to hell.
He got stuck again.
>>80220248Charlie makes up for all her shortcomings by being the best lover Vaggie has ever had.
>>80220281How does he keep doing this… also there should be a gif version
>>80220250So what's the point of the hypothetical
>>80220074Bang Lilith
Vox molesting our daughter because she's sad boys at school don't hit on her
>>80220203I'll be disappointed if they don't give Charlie a legit crashout moment. Make her be cool for once, please.
>>80220142Yeah, probably. That guarantee would probably be what tips me over.
>>80220332A noble goal.
>>80220368So much this.
>>80218241She's still 17 you sick fuck.
>>80220006There are different kinds of RS, but I think CRT is my favorite for how cute it is.
>>80220467I love demonic Charlie so much
>>80218241my penis in octavias little cloaca
>>80220281Someone please help him...
>>80220580
>>80220391I wanna stick my tongue there so badly it drives me insane.
>>80220643I'll help him alright.
>>80220659But anon, poop comes from there!
>>80220730Alastor does not poop
Will Vaggie ever win in a fight?
>>80220978She beat Pentious.
Pissing in Lucifer's mouth
...And then they kiss.
Fuck Lucifer MorningstarMorningstar wants to empty our Morningstar and fill our streets with Morningstar, and make a Morningstar-making operation out of our Morningstar.
When i post, hhg stops, listens, and learns
I HATE Alastor and I hope he DIES violently by ANGELIC STEEL!!
Vox...
>>80221232>his pride outfit is the most SS looking outfit he’s ever been drawn in What did Viv mean by this?
>>80220978She will in her final showdown with Lute (hopefully), and it will be done fair and square. No external help or any kind of use of the environment, just a pure display of skill and endurance.
He was raped for your sins
Silence, Hitler!
>>80221211Seething Vox...
>>80221232>>80221288Are these edited with ai?
>>80221269Ha. No. She will be helped out by Carmilla (someone Lute will gladly kill) and even that probably will not work.
>>80221206pls give me your discord omfg my discord trans black queen ik you'd be here holy fuck dadddy neds you NOW
>>80221385Give me your kik and I'll add you to millie and nuggs squad
>>80220391arigatou dokku-san>>80220659you need a really long tongue that keep squish up against his special button first
>>80221364Maybe, maybe not.Regardless, i just wanna see this girl actually being worthy of being a "protector".
ok forget what i said chalastors became basedthey gave charli a penis
>>80221429Wtf Emily if she lifted
>>80221512rape
Vivziepop I need to know details about Vox's anatomy.Not his genitals, there are already thousands of interpretations of those out there (not to mention Vox is not for lewding). He's a mix of mechanical and organic parts, correct?His brain is probably a chip. What other organs does he have? He's seen drinking so he probably has a digestive tract and therefore also pees and poops? He produces blood, sweat and tears, but are they real or just a projection on his screen? Could you poke him in the eye or is it behind glass? His tongue can leave the screen area and he can drink fluids so is it a two-way display? He's a shark, but can he submerge in water or would he short circuit? I theorize the important part that has to stay intact are his antennas, why would a smart tv need aerials? Does he have a remote control? Can you browse internet on him? Can he play CDs? VHS? Betamax? Does he have a usb slot? Does he display a screensaver when he goes to sleep? He's seen impersonating other people, can he change his face to be anything at all? Would he be warm or cold to the touch? Can he overheat? If someone hacks him and he gets a virus, can he take antibiotics to get rid of it? Can he grow a beard or any hair? If the internet is disconnected, does he become a "dumb" tv? What's his operating system? Does he have one? How does he upgrade? Does he need to charge? If his screen is cracked, does it hurt him? Does he need a screen replacement or does it heal on its own?I need answers Vivienne I can't go on like this
>>80221481The problem is that Lute will be more powerful in the series by this weird combination of darkness and love while Vaggi isn’t really going to be that strong and will have to go to Carmilla, the shield, for aid.Whoever Carmilla is, she is an angel that knows more about the exorcists than Vaggi and any other angel besides Sera. And has felt Lute’s pain herself. Not to mention, the whole Zestial situation that is about to occur in season 3.
>>80221549how do i get a bf that fucking eats me until im dead
I need Vox to wreck my womb and bruise up my neck from choking me so hard...I'm so horny I'm going to explode!
I just farted
>>80221856Adam...
>>80221729Katie...
>>80221983
Is Mystic Messenger any good? I give up with real relationships and had too many bad experiences with c.ai.
real GODs run it on their hardware because you WILL own everything and you WILL be happy
Rape the Vaggie.
>>80221999Trips of a depressed failure.
>>80221598Vaggie fucking needs to win against Lute fair and square, and i will not accept any other outcome. Her character needs it, and it's the perfect way for Lute to get defeated.
>>80222024No!Love and cherish the Vaggie!
>>80222039Yes.
>>80222106Brutalize the Vaggie for disobeying orders!
Are there any good cute wholesome fanfics of shota Al?
>>80217746Starting to warm up to this particular ship.She sees a part of Adam in him even though she knows he's not Adam, and he will never be Adam. But she still cares for Abel, because he's Adam's son. Adam is living through him. It's hard to put it in words unless you're a parent yourself or you're emotionally connected to shit like this.
>>80222179Wtf rape him
>>80222241Pull your pants up or I'm gonna buttfuck you
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>>80222241Why is Adam's belt undone and his pants are slipping?
>>80222282I just finished having sex with him
>>80222282He just had gay secs
>>80222282He just had straight secs
Must rape Lucifer hnngg
>>80222047You want Lute to enter jobber status?
>>80222375Why he egg
>Matpat>Abelschizo>Toast>Luckanon>Tryingnottogo>Lute’s wife>Necrojew >Vaggiefag What is it about Lute that attracts subhuman fans
>>80222207Abel doesn't need to be another Adam, he just needs to be himself.
>>80222434the Goth-like aesthetic
>>80222452I feel so sorry for like the 3 true goths left, most people don't even know its a specific genre of music and not a fashion statement
>>80222434What did Necrojew do?
I've become lost in the sauce
>>80222381What? No, of course not, what are you talking aboutIt's one thing to have her being rightfully bested in combat by her rival who she had mutilated and humilliated before in a satisfactory conclusionAnd it's another thing to have her being constantly humilliated to the point of getting the jobber statusDon't get things confused, anon.
bad bitches
>>80222583Having her get pinned clean by a jabroni like vaggie would tank any and all credibility she has
>>80222539>He doesn't know
>>80222637>Scanty Valentino>Kneesocks VoxWho are their Panty and Stocking?
>>80222746Alastor and Angel
>>80222539It's in the fucking name
>>80222539Since no one is telling you, he jerked off to real cartel gore videos and traced them for his Lute gore art.
Do you think Valentino was a pimp when he was alive? or only became one after he went to hell?
>>80222878I think he only became one after coming to hell but we'll see
>>80222813Cute nerds
>>80222246SEXWITHVELVETTE
>>80222641Lute already beat her ass twice nowFor Vaggie it would be a very well deserved win (if earned through actual hard effort) that would favor her characterAnd for Lute it would be a satisfactory defeat.
>>80222964vox if he wasn’t a pathetic simp
