General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.open invitation edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Thread domesticated for not washing :https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80132522
I think I might start planning a tour of affini controlled space.>>80218879Ass eaten
>>80218934You bitch! I was gonna eat that ass.
>>80218685Well however it all turned out, I hope they're doing okay. He made a big fuss out of leaving the planet if the Affini showed up, but I don't know if he actually did. He had money, but not "leaving the planet on a whim" money. Also, this was like less than a month before the Affini actually showed up, and I feel like anyone who was still on Terra by then was probably cooked.
>>80219113Soz ;-; we can share the next one, or you can eat MY ass instead?
would desu
damn yall fucking got something better to do today or whuat
>>80219220Fine! I forgive you.
>>80221234Yay \o/ Chu~My xenotherapist says it important to maintain good relationships in my position.
Homeless man who's been living in the sewers under Anchorage for more than a decade who's discovered by an Affini sweeping for ferals. He doesn't even know about the Affini or the Compact.
>>80222112calmly rationalizes the existence of affini as sentient mutant plants created as a result of CIA experiments and is resistant to any explanations which contradict that
>>80222163>"they literally glow in the dark">doesn't elaborate further
Independent who cries very hard when affini offer them things as their own (their hab, a compiler, free treats at the cafe) and hugs every affini who is even a little bit nice to them very tight. Has been independent for a long time and will be independent for a long time to come.
>>80222394Makes perfect sense. Catharsis and a healthy response to having the stresses of life lifted.
>>80222198>"you just spray defoliant on them, thats what you do"
>Looking over a map of compact territory in the Milky Way>Notice a perfectly circular "hole" a hundred light-years wide>There's got to be something there the Affini are avoiding, right? >We take an incredibly tense and dangerous flight across solidly compact-controlled space to arrive at the place we've taken to calling "the void">It's just stars and planets>There's, like, one black hole near the edge, but as far as we can tell there isn't anything special about it>There are even xeno-occupied worlds out here>Make contact with one of them>Ask why the Affini are avoiding them>They don't know what an Affini isWhat is going on. The xenos are cute and everything.
