/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadHolidays EditionPrevious: >>80206351
xth for ___!
>does a meh dance
Good pic, OP.
>>80221589Fucking a gender swapped Tails
WRITING PRACTICE!!Write to this prompt and receive feedback on your writing! She's trying on clothes in a fitting room. She asked you to come in and "help with the zipper." The zipper takes five seconds. You've been in there for two minutes.
>>80221589Camila my beloved.
>>80221779This zipper is really strong! Let's fight!>I am Goku.
>>80221779Fuck you. You never give any feedback to any replies to these posts.
>>80221779The fitting room was barely large enough for two people to breathe without brushing shoulders. She stood with her back to the mirror, dress half-zipped, one hand holding the fabric in place.“Can you help with the zipper?” she asked, light and casual, as if it were nothing at all.He stepped in and pulled the curtain closed. Five seconds, he told himself. That was all it would take.The zipper slid up smoothly beneath his fingers soft fabric, warmer skin just beneath it and stopped with a quiet click at the nape of her neck. Done. Easy. He should have stepped back then.But neither of them moved.The room hummed with the distant murmur of the store outside, muffled by fabric walls. She adjusted the sleeves, watching herself in the mirror, tilting her head, turning slightly. He caught his reflection too: hands hovering, unsure what to do with themselves now.“What do you think?” she asked, smoothing the dress over her hips.He answered, though he wasn’t sure what he said. Time stretched, elastic and strange. A minute passed. Then another. The zipper, long forgotten, had been the excuse not the reason.She met his eyes in the mirror and smiled, slow and knowing, as if she’d been counting the seconds too.
>>80221682Angel, what are you down for today?
>>80221895AI fatigue.
>>80221779Writing prompt reform: Don't define the characters or plot. Instead, say "two people are trying on clothes in a fitting room. Make something interesting happen."
>>80221916Make something interesting happen isn't a prompt, it's a creative writing class from someone who's never taught creative writing. Constraints force you to solve problems. That's the whole point.
>>80221895>The zipper slid up smoothly beneath his fingers soft fabric, warmer skin just beneath it and stopped with a quiet click at the nape of her neck.Holy shit, is this the power of AI? Is this the power of 1,000,000 gpus?
>>80221944Writing isn't a problem, it's a solution. Enjoy nobody responding to paint-by-numbers exercises.
>>80221987AI fatigue.>sigh
>>80221589Himeno taking her virgin boyfriend's first time after weeks of teasing him about it by showing off her body
>>80221914I dunno, kinda just hanging for the moment, did you have something in mind?
>>80221779I spent the other minute and 55 seconds trying to undo the zipper because my scrotum got caught in it...
>>80221895Obscenely based
>>80221895Somehow still better than Flare
>>80222014Nope! Just curious!>pats your head
>>80221589That new Marina player.
>>80222073Oi...come back here.>Leans in for pats.
>>80222226Marina from Splatoon or another Marina?
>>80222264>Pulls you in close>continues pats
>>80222288nigger stay away of new people you are unironically killing the thread
>>80222226What for?
>>80222416No amount of you shitposting is going to shift the blame, just give up already.
>>80221682Hey Angel, check this out. These teeth jewellery looks so cool! I would like the author to do the same with Venom he does very sensual renders. And I also would love to see iced out Venom
>>80221682Now that I thought about it, those renders are kinda Toujicore
>>80222413>Wraps braids around you in turn.>Smooches deeply as you hang in the air.>Squeeeeeezzzzzeeee>Lets you down and leaves.>>80222464>>80222483Neat! Thanks for that, would love to see more of Sai and Venom lmao.Have a good one!>Skedaddles.
>>80222431I wanna get plapped by her.
>>80222483scary
>>80221682Hey Angel! I've got something for you as well! Check out how flexible Ducky McLipsface is!
>>80222584>Sneaks back in>Saves pic>LeavesBitchin, thanks for this.
>>80221589Need my weak dick dominated by Emma's cocoa bubble butt..
>>80222288They mean the Fear and Hunger character Marina.
>>80222680Oh, I am unfamiliar with them. No worries then.
>>80222226>
Scraping every nozo post so when he dies we have a nice archive.
>>80222886So every Azula shitpost?
>>80222562>Venom forcing Anon to breed with Sai because he recognises her as superior female because Anon constantly faps to her onlyfansSex with biological details... Hotto!
Post a funny image you like.
>>80223094Nah, Angela is far more superior choice when it comes to genetic. And breasts size
>>80223146
>>80223183Angela and Sai would have beautiful kids together, it's true.
>>80223258I really really like this image.
>>80223612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFUYou're right, it is super funny. Thank you for stopping by!
>>80221589Dragon girls please.
>>80223325Which of the Isshou Senkin girls falls in this chart.
PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT UNNGGGGGHHHHH FUCK GET PREGNANT YOU SOW MEAT WHORE CUNT OH GOOOOODDDDDD>Cums so hard it sounds like unclogging a garbage disposal.>Also my shoves my cum stained panties in your mouth.(Would anyone like to roleplay with me? This is my best work.)
>>80224017Still better than Flare
It is so impressive how dead this place is compared to other trash generals, wow!
>>80224148And she's the best ever, too!
>>80222226Still here?
>>80224341Average /ERP/ conversation
>>80222011Ahhh, Himeno's such a mean girlfriend...
I yearn for a big redhead valkyrie woman
>>80224532>POV you only come up to their ankles
>>80224566O.O
>>80224532I'll take the blonde then.
>>80224532Brother you are going to get Scarlet Rot
>>80224786Wow, that's an awesome app.
>>80224341
>>80224786KEK
>>80224786That also doesn't include his anonymous posts, which he does a lot of.
>>80224786https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/tripcode/%21%21Mzxa8smggyd/
Mating press adult lucy
Tunes!
>>80224306Hihi, I was out for a bit.
I wouldn't call this desolated waters but it is quite barren from what you'd expect.>>80225299https://youtu.be/9hKYpNpajpI?si=mt5Su4-jjUrwBmfS
>>80225299https://youtu.be/qoS276lD_jU?si=N-f4i5nmh5xpl4p8
>>80225351Kinda just lurking and busy tonight, but are you going to be free tomorrow? I'm free all day if you are and I didn't mean to keep you waiting.
>>80225299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lair2NxP0Sg
>>80225402I didn't know you were still here. Nice to see you here. I should be unless anything unexpected occurs. I'll let you know if so. No need to be so apologetic. Haven't been here in a few. Have you finally caught up with your brother yet?>pic relFor you my dear~>>80225414>I guess you too as well...This gave me a good chuckle.>Two people fighting.
>>80225633Oh hey Lara. Welcome back, it's nice to see ya. How have you been and what does your time look like tonight?
>>80225633Whoa dubs.But yeah, had to leave earlier and I'll be busy later tonight so just hanging around. Lovely to see you as well! Do you have a time that works better? I'll be busier in the afternoon. Thank you for understanding too! So far not yet, but we're trying to meet up soon.>Pic.You're much too generous, feels like there isn't too much Ivy art nowadays, what a shame.
>>80225316Hello. I won’t be available until later tonight. About 2 hours. If you won’t be around then, please poke me another day.
What do you want to play today?
>>80225299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7SJ5AhxCk4
>>80225856I'm doing writing drill today because my writing sucks balls.
>>80225893Enjoy your drills, writing sucks balls anon.
Post characters you want played.
>>80225299https://youtu.be/IU79Se3jlrU
>>80226097
>>80225699Thank you for the warm welcome Milky. I've been alright. Not too shabby. I'll be looking pretty free for tonight and tomorrow. Hope you've been peachy.>>80225728Its not that impressive. Only a matter of chance.Its not too drastic, is it? Always a treat seeing your pretty face(s) in the thread. A specific time? Hmm... I wouldn't want our session to be dragged out if it were to happen. You wouldn't mind if we saved it for the night? Say about; 6:00 PM? Make sure to stay in tough with him, luv. Communication is important in these dire times.Perhaps its one of those communities that ebbs and flows with releases. 'Tis a shame too. A beautiful lady she is.>picI'm not too late with the festivities, am I?
snore
<3
>>80226304Oh hello there.
>>80226276Whomst the fuck?
>>80226326Hi there.~
>>80225856Gentildonna betraying your trust and then making up for it.
>>80226389Dude you're NOT funny. Your fucking skit is NOT FUNNY I DID NOT LAUGH.
>>80226423I'm having fun, that's all that matters to me.
>>80226469>>80226389B A S E D
>>80226368an /hg/fag I believe
>>80226389Oh my fucking god
>>80226389But trainers aren't suppose to do those kinds of things with their umas...
>>80226224I'll never turn down an opportunity to acknowledge them! But for real I do enjoy pointing it out, just a fun little thing.Naw, just weather and work stuff on his end, but nothing severe thankfully. Always a delight to see you and your lovely ladies here too. 6:00 pm? Yeah that works for me, I'm free this week save for Thursday but if something comes up, I'll let you know. Lets save it for then! I agree though, it can be tough for those during this time.Hmm...I suppose it is, even with a slam dunk of her design and personality, it seems fighting game ladies for the most part are stuck with that curse. Gorgeous, dominant, lovely to look at, a real winner in all corners.>I'm not too late with the festivities, am I?Not at all dear, we can make the time.Anyway, thank you for keeping in touch, looking forward to finally being able to write with you. You take care and be well, Ms. Croft.>Smooch.
>>80226224I'd say I've been alright as far as things go. I'd love to try and play with you if our kinks align and you'd like to give it a try. Just do tell me what you do and don't like to do and I'll do my best to try and memorize that for the future.Thanks for the well wishes, I wish you nothing but the best too!
Does ERP ever search themselves in the archive? Not to revisit past sessions, but to see if you've been talked about.
>>80226915I do both.>t. ava
>>80226915I have every now and then. Usually to stroke t b h.
>>80226915yeeep
>>80226833Nozomi is an addict.
>>8022683357 PERCENT OF HIS POSTS ARE AT WORK
>>80226145Play day, or no way?
>>80227072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4
>>80227128Defffff not today. Got work in the morn! Plus, I'm still pretty tired after last night, h-hehe...
>>80227236Look at the cute Rosa face. Just checking, since you said similar yesterday. Work hard, though not too hard!
>>80226833Winter time is one desperate idiot thinking I am a degenerate. Whenever you feel worse. imagine me playing anything at all, not going to not even a single Italian speaker on Flist.. Being remembered was never about ERP? No.
>>80225299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz5PoBE3-KgI can only imagine how shit it must feel to be a demon set to steal the sun from a random village in the middle of nowhere only for some random asshole who has sunlight in his goddamn name to show up before their crops have even died.That's fucking nonsense, is what it is, I tell ya what.
>>80226915>If you're a well liked ava you'll love checking the archives>If you're a shitposted ava you'll hate checking the archives
>>80227293In English doc!
>>80226711I suppose it is one of those charming quirks of yours. I always imagine you being as enthusiastic as ever when it occurs.It shouldn't be too hard from how you're describing it. A joy that he's fine. I chose a time that seemed free enough for leeway in case anything happened earlier. Until Thursday? That's different from your usual schedule. A pleasant surprise to hear. Maybe I'll snatch you up everyday~? Thank you for the heads up, just in case. The weather can be awfully dreadful for travel!Soul Calibur has always been one of those sleeper FGs at least compared to the bigger franchises like MK and SF. You can't have a roster full of generic soldiers/knights. Its necessary to create an appealing and unique fighter for players to control. Trust me, I should know.>;)>Not at all dear, we can make the time.That's nice. I'm hoping I can cuddle by the fireplace with you soon.>Who does he think he is with the names?Its no problem at all, luv. I'll be keeping an eye out for your small stature. I extend the notion to you as well.>gigglesSame for you as well Mis- Fujisaki-san. Can't believe I mistitled you last we spoke!>brushes your cheek>>80226774You haven't been down in the dumps, have you? Our kinks? I'll have to recall them into a list if we ever play. It'll take me an hour to list them all if so. I do fancy a nice kiss-and-go every often. You don't have to tell me what you like, luv. That's appreciated. You're welcome. Take care and stay active until then!
>>80227316It burn that I'm better than you and ruined the reputation of more avas than you.
>It burn thatYou almost got it.
>>80227372I'm training an algo, needs time.
>>80226915Only to see if someone if someone asks for me when I'm away. Though I can't lie that I don't love looking back at our past dates.
>>80226389Gentildonna would never betray my trust.
>>80227317Ah, just peeking in and no time to play right now? Nyoted. Next time you're free I'll just dump some ideas on you then and see if you like them or not, I appreciate how flexible you are being. I hope you have a fabulous night!
>>80227276Don't call her cute!... Okay, maybe just a little. But yup yup, free times be Monday night and Tuesday night, although I might retract Monday Night cause someone special's coming to ZZZ! Oh, and Thursday coooould work, too, but am deffff gonna be hungover...Anyways, thanks! Will catch ya eventually!
>>80227276That is a pretty cute face >>80227236 of hers'. Yeah! Don't kick the bucket while you're at it!Oh yea... Hey hey Reisen!
>>80227316THEY'RE FUCKIN OUR PUSSIES
>>80227486Not you too.... but hai hai Chiaki! Ain't gonna kick the bucket juuust yet. Still got dailies to do!>Givves a quiiiick smooch!
>>80221589Being impregnated or eaten while doing sexy yoga.
>>80221589
>>80227591What's wrong with having me around? You too? Make sure to get them done quick. You have a lot more interesting stuff to play in your backlog.Mmm...
>>80227836There's nothing wrong with having you close! Other than me just wanting to smooch ya more~But yup yup, gonna get em done as quickly as I can!
Nursie
>>80227877Okay. You made it sound like a bad thing or something. How about I complete it?>gets in close for a hugMake sure it happens! I'll be here tomorrow if you want to finish the nurse's office visit!
>>80228021It'll never be a bad thing! Having ya close will always be something good!>Squeeeezes tightly! Might rub cheeks with a little, too!Tomorrow I'll see! There issss someone special coming to ZZZ by then, and there's a strong chance I'll be spending most of the night leveling her and gearing her up! Can prooobably do it in between replies, though! Can't wait to finish up that scene!
>>80228096Mngh...>adjusts from your strong grip before resting on your shoulderWe can always adjust for another date. Yeah? I don't play it as I've sworn off gachas (odd huh?) but I'm sure she's interesting and cool to play. It might take forever if you do that though. I'll be here for a while. Don't worry.
>>80228228Hehehe...~>Blows softly into your ear, then goes in for a cheek kiss! Lots of little kiss there, before a long one right on your lips...~If not tomorrow night then Tuesday can also work! Will be free all day! And she isssss. At least from what I saw in the trailer. Her character's absolutely adorable, too! And I already prefarmed her basic necessities, so it won't be tooo bad, I think! I'll let you know tomorrow!
>Next time you're free I'll just dump some ideas on youHer boobs grow and you drink milk from them.
>>80228389Damn nigga that was brilliant, I can see why it took you a full hour to come up with that one.
I want to fuck the bunny.
>>80228463The seething defender who won't actually roleplay with him.
Slow night.
>>80228509>Y-You can't make fun of me! I'm mad at someone else, that males me immune!For someone who is always throwing stones you have very, very thin skin. Also, I don't give a shit about playing with Milky, I just find you laughably pathetic. Don't like it, you can stop or leave, cause I'm not going anywhere.
>>80228565Seething but not giving him any milk.
>>80228536Kinda chilly too.
>>80228536Kinda warm too.
>>80221589Throatfucking Patty till she squirts.
>>80228609Average Spoiled reading comprehension lol.
>>80228609>Also, I don't give a shit about playing with Milky, I just find you laughably pathetic.You took three whole minutes and can't even read one sentence. How do you expect people to believe you don't samefag you massive retard.
>>80228536Can I suck milk from your tits?
>>80228676So we agree on no milk. Just funny how one of us keeps seething and raging with insults.
>>80228714>I'm not mad. Can you see how not mad I am. I AM REPLYING WITHOUT PROVING YOU WRONG CAUSE I'M NOT MADLmao dude, baiting you is the easiest shit in the world
>>80228714So this is how 22 people hate your guts. Very interesting.
>>80228766Remember. 6.
>>80228786Minorities don't rule over majorities. Even the most shriveled brain can understand what bigger numbers mean.
>>80228786You cling to that number harder than Azula rides a horse cock. Is it your new safeword?
You know what comes after 6? 7
>>80228829Please jump rope with a power line.
>>80228809lmao says the guy who keeps spouting 22
Oh yes. SIX ME HARDER SIX ME HARDER. MY FIVE DISCORD SHILLS OH I'M CUMMING I'M CUMMING OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!>Blasts all over a screenshot of Azula rejecting him for a discord.
>>80228854Sad thing is you cut that poll off when the votes were still coming. You were scared as shit of that number getting bigger.
Another night of everyone clowning on Spoiled and him thinking he wins. He has such a rich and fulfilling inner life.
Why is he talking to himself?
>>80228758We don't even disagree. Why would I be mad and why are you mad?
>>80228613I thought it felt a bit breezy>>80228620I thought it felt a bit sweaty>>80228684Depending on the scenario. Signs point to no unless unknowable circumstances align in a scene structure.
>>802288536 7
>>80228929If you're not mad how come you're replying to half the thread about how not mad you are? That seems at least mildly mad
>>80228946How's this for a scene structure? Your tits grow big and heavy. I suck milk from them. You also get the privilege to jerk me off.
>>80228993This is levels of rent free that requires literal therapy.
Owain's cock would breathe life into this thread
>>80228536The avas are chilling on discord so they don't have to come here while it's being hit by shitposters.
>>80228536Aren't you the one who only does furry or animal stuff?
>>80229075The secret ava discord where everyone plays Destiny or League of Legends or... What are the current bottom-energy games? I honestly haven't played anything in a while now.
>>80229100Valorant and Arc Raiders I believe
>>80229100Rance jealousy post.
>>80227174Pretty based to see someone else know this banger
Is it still gock hours?
>>80229247For Tenten it will always be gock hours until she gags on gock.
>>80229280Can you not talk shit? Thanks.
>>80229247It's still gock hours.
>>80229247Always
>>80228814KEK
>>80229081I do lots more than that, so no.
>>80229247Of course it is.
>>80229100Actually we just hang out and watch someone stream vidya or some anime.
Who are the people in the yellow squares?
>>80229100It's not very secret and we actually watch shows and movies, not playing that many games as of late!
WEI
>>80229505From left to right:Zeta(Maria Nearl)That one femanon I thinkDulcinea(?)Ougi
>>80229540Helios is still the cutest Uma...
>>80229563Thanks!
>>80229505From the top:OugiGood ending femanonava who plays with Kamina's DonMaria/Zeta
>>80229247It definitely will be...>Checks time...'bout 10 hours from now.
>>80229505From the right:OugiDulcineaGood ending FemanonZeta
Why are the avas shitposting Tenten now?
>>80229517Who streams what?
>>80229575No cap! Speakin' the truth, the whole truth, and nothin' but it!>Gives her funny peace sign Wei!
>>80229586>>80229616Thank you!
>80229626fuck off shitposter
>>80229605Lock me in
Absolute need to be this femboys gooner load
>>80229639This... hurts my brain. I'm too tired to even try processing this.>She awkwardly mimics the other Uma.You have fun now Helios. I'm heading to bed.
>Nurse and Erika flirting hoursFinally, something good to read.
>>80229717
>>80229711More like leg-locked in, right? Ahah. Hah....Ahem, but hopefully I won't actually be too exhausted come that time.
>>80229804I will be though. So you'll need to be gentle. You can manage that, right?
>>80229113People ACTUALLY play Valorant? I thought that was a joke.
>>80229818Would love to eat it from the back.
>>80229717Fryin' your noggin' a bit good ole "MC Queen"? Fufu~ You're gonna have trouble rizzing up Trainer with those moves! Let your hair down sometime! >She gives an expertly done "Wei", as well as another double peace!Make sure to sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite!
>>80229819It's the 'get an E-GF' game
Mating time.
>>80229860Dang. Guess I need to install it.
>>80229872Mating time.
>>80229818About as gentle as I ever am when you flash the goods like that. Uh, I mean, my touch will he as tender as an angel's.
>>80229878Good luck! Make sure you're good at the game too, the ladies love a guy who will carry them.
>>80229872You'll die trying>>80225299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgBYdsKqCsM&list=RDSgBYdsKqCsM&start_radio=1
>>80229908There's my mate now.
>>80229835Here I was thinking Erika had posted without her pic.>>80229933I believe you. Off to bed now, shoo shoo. Or I'll flash something that could get me banned.
>>80229940Gaku, silence, you aren't going to give any real advice.
>>80229872>>80229908Anon X Anon session?
>>80229962Who are you mating with?
>>80229984
God these two are hot
>>80229969I'm actually off to somewhere else, but I'd best heed your advice....Even if I'm super curious as to what heinous thing you could possibly post. B-but I'll run along.
>>80229961Worth the death, so long as I get to seed a hot fertile womb like that. The lineage continues.>>80229992She's around here, I just know it.
>>80229999>
>>80230007I doubt reality could beat out your... vivid imagination. Have fun!!! Do your besto!!! Mwuh mwuh!
>>80229940Ah. Well. Guess that's out. Getting good at a video game takes time. I'll have to just goon at an ava and develop a parasocial relationship with their face.
A hug before bed?
Nozooooo I miss you
>>80230255You want your ribs to remain intact?
>>80230290Not in the slightest. Being your canvas for ryona is way too fun.>Draws targets and X-es on a lot of CG's tender bits with a sharpie as Nursie gets flashed.
>>80221589Pain and desire make for the prettiest languages in the world. Nothing else matters even half as much, nor does any of it burn even half as bright.
>>80230367It's super lame you're so eager...>Inspects each and every one of those tender bits with grabby fingers. Tugging on CG's teats or pinching her chubby thighs or shoving two thick digits up the bullseye of her gooey cunt. When she's finally lifted into a hug, it's by her fat fucking teats. The flesh darkens, from pink to red into a nasty shade of purple, as her feet leave the floor and her body weight is shouldered by nothing but overgrown titmeat.If I had a gross body like this I don't know how I'd even go on. So short and fat and weaaak~>Finally one of those gross fucking saggers is freed, so this Saori can squeeeeeeze CG in a tight, loving hug. Her arms are long enough to wrap around her midsection twice over, CG's face mashed into Saori's bust as her waist is pulled inward in a vain attempt to smooch Saori's abs. A difficult task with so much breast flesh in the way, but CG is an able contortionist when she wants to be!*Kkkkrrrrkkkkk*>Or, when Saori wants her to be! Like tapping piano keys one after the other, CG's ribs fracture and break in half underneath the impossible force of Saori's hug. Her arms act as steel cables, tightening around CG'sa middle until even her spine starts to creak and pop and sn-*CRRKKKKKKK~*Oh? You alright?>Though she's supporting CG very firmly, the smaller girl's top half has bent backwards! Like a slinky? With her spine shattered two thirds down, CG's upper body is free to collapse unsupported, like a wilting flower, her teats hanging over her face as her mouth leaks foam from a disgustingly happy looking grin for someone newly crippled.
>>80230466Was it you who chomped Pepper the other week? As a lycanthrope? It fits your M.O so I feel like asking
>>80230558Did I...? I don't think I've written this month.Who can say, though? Ka ha ha. Identity is a myth. The pool of people who get confused with me is small. Among them, a couple are on hiatus. If it wasn't me, there's only really one or two others in that pool. Bite 'em, or don't. I'm sure certain kinds of prey animals relish the thought of an ambush.From the sound of it, though, it sounds like you might more prescient issues... broken ribcage and all... you gotta stay safe out there.
>>80230557>Those tits grow purple and gnarled looking. Their oval shapes get permanently ruined as the milk pressure ruptures CG's own internals. Down they go... one by one, her prized assets are compressed and disheveled into sagging raisins. Huge raisins, that dripped milk between Saori's fingers.>CG's own milk leaks over her face as she falls asleep with her titties acting like blinders. What a good way to stop her from snoring disruptively as she normally does.(You. Me. Multiple Saori-class beefcake students or peers with massive futa dicks and sweaty balls, and a spitroasting pit in waiting/horse-breeder stand. Next time we cross paths?)
Sleeby lurking....
>>80230697Ruining her tits is a nice idea. The one thing she's proud of being taken from her. Cute cute cute. I don't need permission to fuck you up though. It'll come when I'm in the mood and see you all alone.
>>80230765>Goes to sleep shaking and quivering at the thought of being titty-mogged and titty-ruined precisely how you're thinking of doing it.>Nighty night!
>>80230025>>80230025
>>80230809>Starts drawing up plans for a breeding mount with a nice, wide aperture on the bottom for your tids to hang through. I'm sure it'd be nice at first being milked and caressed until they start getting smaller and smaller.>Sleep tight!~>>80230820Journey cute!!!!
>>80230851thanks she's my wifey
Why is this place so dead these days
>>80231242I don't have as much time to play, since I have holiday visitors.
>>80231242Eventuality of an aging user base while simultaneously chasing out new friends for not being up to standard. A lot of the old friends are uh... Fuckin' dead. Probably suicide, considering where we are.
>>80230890If you make goo-goo eyes at Orfe's older sister you'll be put in the kennel...
>>80231270I think people who make huge leaving posts probably do that the most desu
>>80231242You thought we were joking about avas no longer needing to hang out here anymore?
>>80231286can i get a kennel next to Golshi's cage?
>>80231346Mmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>80231398i just saw that one, quit sniping pics before i can give them to you
>>80231418Would you stop being bratty for one fucking day? I'm steppihg on you instead of giving kisses now.
>>80231242See the pathetic autism going on with a literal who like Tenten, then extend that to every ava in sight.
>>80231443i told you to your face that i had to erase all of the lovebombing that went on before your break. did you think i was joking? face my bratty wrath.
>>80231242Because nozo quit. The shitposting really got to him.
>>80231590That was hot when he got broken into an obedient cow.
>>80231590I didn't quit, Anon. I was just sleeping. something you decided I don't do. So now I sleep just to piss you all off. And that aside, this place is deader than Disco with or without me. And should stay so.Unless I mean I quit ERPing, which is laughable. You need to start something to quit something. And frankly, my ERP was so bad that you can't even say I ever started. I never belonged here. I was like a mediocre Yatzee player trying to become the new Kasparov.Now excuse me, it was decided we should play my suggestion of Das Schawarze Auge, so I've to figure out the rules for next Sunday.Have a nice death. I'd rather you die painfully, but a death is a death.
>>80226833>>80226833>>80231630>>80231630KEK KEK KEK KEK
>>80231630Moo for us.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80231497This is literally me on the right and you're playing coy.
>>80231637I don't even understand what that is supposed to mean. And frankly, I don't care. If you think I go crazy in order not to have you laugh at me, you're wrong. I don't give a fuck anymore. I learned way too well that I can't defeat an idiot at his own game. So do whatever you want. And lose whatever idiot is willing to ERP you have left here.>>80231648No. Cry harder, Sophie.
>>80231654.....>gives you very gentle headpats with one finger. you're too smol...you're always acting mouthy and then shrinking down to avoid correction.
>>80231678That's the difference between us. I never get corrected but you relish it more than anything else. Brat taming bait.>Squeaks and eeps beneath your fingee. Be gentler!
>>80231676To be fair, your ERP getting milked was good.
>>80231704what can i say, getting dicked down after a bitchy mood hits the right spots. i face my punishment, unlike this little coward...>she eases up with the pats, barely grazing your tiny head with the tip of the finger.
>>80231710It's not you the one who decides that. There is only one person who decides that. That person is me. And nothing you say or do will change that, not a single session I did here was good.Or anything at all. Your opinion means nothing to me, mostly because you are nothing. And you stink.
>>80231722Good girl, doing as I tell you. But I'm at werk so stop bothering me!! I can't fuck your face like this and it makes me antsy.
>>80231725I probably stink because of all that milk your sprayed on me.
>>80231734Fitting. A pig not knowing what a shower is.
>>80231747Oink oink give me a bath!
>>80226833This is fucking hilarious he's so pathetic and this is proof.
>>80231733trying to make a booty call while you're on the clock? who the hell taught you such a bad habit? be safe at werk, the new year is almost here!!! i forgor how long weve known each other, but the anni might be sometime whenever!!!
>>80231756No.The game is over. I am done. I will not give you milk anymore. Nor will I give you reason to try to gaslight me. I am done. I've no time anymore to play with you all. My life is shit. I managed to end the year in the black by the skin of my teeth, and next year I've to change all my appliances and my phone, and I've no idea where I'll get the money. So play with yourself, milk yourself, gaslight yourself. I am done. My New Year's proposal is to reduce my presence here to one-word posts.Fuck off. That's all I ever post here for all of 2026 if I am around.Trying to get a different result is not just stupid, it's an hopeless battle. And I have enough hopeless battle to fight in my life without a bunch of edgy 12-years old in a Korean iamgeboard to appease.
>>80231835We all remember how long you lasted last time. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80048210/#80050226
>>8023183517k posts
>>80231835I wish you luck in avoiding this cesspit. It's siren call of shitposting gets me every few months.
>>80231835Can I bang Cindy?
>>80231835trip pw to really seal the deal
>>80231835Azula, azula, AZULA, AzulaIsHot, Arcavius, arcavius, Aqua, aqua, Astolfo, astolfo, Anna, anna, Annah, annah, Angron, angron, Alaric, alaric, AllMenMust, AllHailDoom, AtYourService, Arendelle, Anguilla, anguilla, Lancaster, lancaster, Merin, merin, Doom, doom, Nozomi, nozomi, Jaune, jaune, JauneArc, jaunearc, Phoenix, phoenix, Nausicaa, nausicaa, Grudges, grudges, Capitone, capitone, Despair, despair, Erebus, erebus, ValarDohaeris, valardohaeris, IHateYou, ihateyou, IHateYouAll, ihateyouall, itsamejaune, itsamenozomi, itsameangron, iamangron, IAmAngron, hailtotheking, doomisking, maiuangioia, maiuagioia, odiotutti, sonoangron, sworntomerin
Someone explain me wtf is going on I don't get it
>>80231926Salabim
>>80231910Alaric? Who's Alaric?
>>80231910FUCK OFF
>>80231910FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT
happy 300!
Are those discord tags?
>>80232040One of those is his trip.
>>80232054His trip is JauneArc
>>80232058Ya you're right. My bad bro I'm an idiot.
>>80232066Yes, you are. Now answer me. Why Alaric? He never once played anything related to Elder Ring.
>>80232079Idk bro I'm an idiot.
>>80232096Always
>>80231910Do you know this off the top of your head or do you keep a notepad filled with obscure ava knowledge on your computer? I'm not sure which of those is better.
>>80232183What?
>>80232190That list of names. Did you memorize them, or do you have a notepad with the names saved?
>>80232202What do you think that list is?
>>80232213I don't know, anon. It is a list of names that triggered a response. So it carries some meaning, but why do you either know it by heart or have it written down?
>>80232259He's trying to elicit a reaction from Rotzomi by posting words that could be his tripcode password.
>>80232259Wait.
>>80231796Sweet doto, beloved my. Don't you DARE post her when I'm horsing around as golshi.>Our anni... sometime in march/april maybe? You posted at me when I was using *that* face around that time.
>>80232277Oh. Okay.>>80232278If I do, will you tell me why you have either memorized or saved a note of potential passwords for some random sad man online?
Gock hours?
>>80232399yes. what of it?
ballzuri hours
On the prowl for gock.
>>80232521Mature Gock
>>80232319dont post at you at all when youre Golshi postin'? bit of a weird command but youre the boss. >marks my calendar.
>>80232522What are you willing to do for it?
>>80232570Uhhhhhh I'm making rice. You could have some.
>>80221589I’m awake way too early.
Juiz, my beloved. She was really hot in here, but losing an arm should make you scream and shout in pain.
>>80232651She has to remain cool obviously, plus she seems like the type to scream internally with a straight face.
>>80232710This guy is pretty awesome. I like his ability and his 'Nam flashback was badass.
>>80232651*cough*Shanks*cough*
>>80232743It's impressive how Billy went from cool to a different kind of cool. The man cannot lose aura no matter what.That flashback was pretty cool too, plus his boys are fun characters themselves. So much about this series is just cool. Anytime I see it I think how did they do this so perfectly.
Thread is so much better without nozo.
>>80232755If a girl has a crush on Shanks, she's a great woman.>>80232785A man who sticks to his ideals, even if it means betraying all others. In the end, his will to bring an end to their torment cannot be talked down. He must test Undead and Unluck with his resolve and see who comes out on top.I'm looking forward to the rest.
>>80232932Now, we need to get rid of both Milky and Utage.
>>80232949Him and Juiz and similar yet so different, opposites in many ways and still their goals are similar in the sense of knowing the potential of those two. Power of love something something. In order to save the world if you must betray everybody however, then the only choice is obvious to men like him.You should, it merely gets better and better and cannot stop the heat or being interesting. I hate how good this is sometimes. I need more of it!
>>80232986Woah this isn't over. The nozo discord is cooking up something GOOD.
>>80233004A bit pointless now that he's gone.
>>80233014It's not set in stone yet. The tomato sauce covered tendrils will work their way back. We need to keep cutting them down no matter the length until the thing shrivels up and rots for good.
>>80233041You people obsessed with rotzomi are not the best or the brightest HG has to offer.
>>80232541Are you gonna groom me into liking bad girls just as it was back then...?
>>80233093Trip on buddy. I brought the olive oil.
>>80233001UNthinkable that you'd get to post Fuuko without repercussion.How much time do you have, child wife? Let's teach you the price of tempting others with your kindness and pleasant conversation.
>>80233125Ah ah. Sure. Wake me up if some gock comes here.
>>80233139>>80233143There ya go but it's blurry.
>>80233161That does look more like a gussy.
>>80233195It's blurry.
>>80233139Unbelievable even.But not too much but still enough, yes I'm being vague on purpose. Perhaps I should've posted Tatiana but that might've had similar results even if you can't touch her.It's not my fault you're watching peak and I happen to be in love with the series, I miss it so much there needs to be more. I can gush and talk all day about it but I fear I'd say manga spoilers.
>>80233298Vagueness has never once dissuaded me. I simply project the answer I want. I do enjoy regeneration play, since blood and violence can be quite the aphrodisiac. You would know, since you had some VERY gory and scary roots with your Yuuka.Make sure you get Fuuko's super dorky and sheltered girl soul right! No bad words with her! No sexual knowledge!I'm going to start us off. Sit tight.
Can I get a you.Thanks.
>>80232595welcum to early hours
>>80233366The answer I expected really and heh perhaps I do enjoy a bit of gory fun, and with regeneration I can feel less guilty about it too. But fine fine I'll do my best, gonna be rusty since it's been a while since I've seen her.
>>80233370Hi, Anon.
>>80233464AYYYYY
>>80231835Fuck off is two words.
>>80233503He's an ESL. Don't expect him to be literate.
>>80233432Maybe everyone, at some point in their life, has tried avoiding droplets of rain. A fantasized feat of agility, rendered impossible in less than the blink of an eye.「Rain is Undodgeable.」Humans must seek shelter from the rain. Be it indoors, or the cover of an umbrella, the solace of an aegis above one's head is enough to turn the unavoidable rain into a spectacle rather than a sentence.Today, Fuuko would be reminded of the unreasonable, unfathomable feat of dodging rain. Creed Deckard was her stormy sky, and from his weapon–an unending rain of bullets. Each one had its purpose imbued throughout: "death" in lieu of "wet". Yet, today, like every day since she'd met Andy, Fuuko escaped God's decree. Her shield dove forward, his lips twisted in a toothy grin and arms crossed. He laughed, as Undecrease gored him with bullets."Fuuko! Don't move an inch! Long as you're standing behind, no one's turning you into Swiss Ch–"Undead's ruptured jaw dropped to the ground, leaving him with half his maniacal smile. Needles of lead embedded themselves into his flesh, ripping through skin and grounding bones to dust. Over the course of several minutes, hundreds of thousands sunk deep enough to deform his flesh and partially rupture out. To counter, Andy prioritized his regeneration from the back, endlessly trapping the bullet storm, whilst his front was decimated and turned to paste.In the end, not a single droplet of death had so much as grazed Fuuko's skin.Hours after their encounter with Union, Andy had knocked on her door for help, cackling as he explained, "Bahaha! Can't get them all on my own, no matter how hard I try pushing 'em out!" When he showed Fuuko his large back, nearly a hundred of those bullets were still embedded in his undying meat. Their stiff ends protruded through, many still glistening red with viscera.(A bit of excessive scene-setting since I enjoy the anime. No need to match, just do stuff and be a spaz! I like when you do that!)
>>80225856I'd like to play Rarity with a zebra or two perhaps ten hours from now, ideally in pony form but anthro is fine too.
>>80233744
>>80233094you already gravitate towards those types on your own...
>>80233639(We'll see how spazzy I end up being, let's get to it.)Rain's a wonderful thing. It gives such a cool atmosphere and mysterious vibe! Plus on a hot day rain is a blessing even. It helps water plants, crops, much needed moisture. Yep rain is amazing.But getting wet kinda sucks, especially in these stuffy clothes. Maybe in a swimsuit it'd be fine. Fuuko for a moment wondered how she'd look in a swimsuit since she never really thought about it, maybe on a trip to the beach with Andy.Her face begins to turn a bright shade of re-Wait now isn't the time for that! Bullets are totally different from rain!Covering herself uselessly with her arms like it'd save her from that. Then her partner arrived.Andy once again saves her, all while smiling looking like he's having the time of his life.That smile. Was now on the floor."Ahhh! Andy you dropped your jaw!" Fuuko screamed a girly yell while saying something completely absurd. She felt the urge to pick it up for some reason and put it back in place."What were you saying about Swiss cheese? This is more like hm... A cake with cherries baked in!" For some reason she was so used to his gory powers she can say such things casually while pulling out bullets from his back.Though cutting his skin and pulling them out is kind of a pain with her gloves."Don't you think it'd be faster if you like cut off your head and regrew the whole body?" A question asked with complete innocence with a head tilt."This is kinda fun though. I feel like a surgeon right now!" Brimming with energy she is slashing into him unaware that if he weren't like this she'd probably have killed him with how many arteries she was severing.Deep nasty crude cuts into his flesh and whenever she felt a clank against the blade she dug her gloved fingers in, rubbing that thick fabric in how drenched in blood. A darker red than the one it was made from. Scratching his inner flesh out with covered nails just to grip the bullet better.
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>>80233786Only because you warped my preferences...
>>80233815"Heh. That's some sharp thinking. You're kinda badass, telling your man to cut his own head off without flinching." Andy shared a knowing smile. The slight hunch broadened his massive back even further. What a finely chiseled cut of meat, divided in dozens of minute subsections. Could almost trace a bunch of his muscles as continents. Together, they'd already crossed Europe, America and Asia off their list. If each of those bullets were a travel pin, then Andy would've, like, been to every country in the world several times before. Crazy thought."Eh. Just figured it'd make your heart go crazy for me, tending to my awesome battle scars for once. Most times, they just heal too fast, so I can barely remember what sort of battle we had. But that Undecrease guy... He was something. Too bad Unrepair was a dud." Fuuko's amateurish slices through his skin and ligaments were quickly healed, giving her a few seconds to dig out the bullet before she had to redo the cut. There was something about getting cut up by such an innocent chick that had Andy feeling pretty good about himself. He leaned back, pricking Fuuko's chest with a bunch of his embedded bullets. As un-fate would have it, a lucky pair of bullets squished themselves PERFECTLY against that big titty dork's sweaterpuppies, giving her nipples a few cold kisses."Whoa... Hey, tell me if those are the bullets or your diamond cutters I'm feeling!" Not like Andy made an effort to correct his posture either.
PIGGY YOU SLUT SWINE
>>80234000oh? and what kind of girls were you into in the early days? you only like the bubbly, nice girl types?
migrate when ready>>80234143>>80234143>>80234143
>>80234151Oink for me
