haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80204974/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
i love my pbf
>>80221828where is his knife...?
i love bananas
furry faggots are fine if they are kept a safe distance to anonymous imageboards where they cant establish a pecking order and they can be filtered if they get too sexual
>>80221876me too
me >>80221870 killing >>80221853 with a knife as >>80221876 watches on
>>80221903go ahead, i'll just keep eating my bananas
>>80221959you're an accomplice
>>80221959https://files.catbox.moe/yrnrz4.mp4
>>80221980no i'm a possum
>>80221990he loves that thing
>>80222042you'll see...
>>80221885>brings gender into absolutely every facet of lifenothing personnel
>>80222122what
>>80222114i see alright. i see another banana that needs eating
>>80222182you're going to die bananaposs
>>80222238yeah
>>80222145what about sidon
>>80222255this is your killerpurplewoss
>>80222369big bisexual mouse
>>80222369just one last taste before i go
successfully restrained myself from going too far and scaring a group of teenage girls that was antagonizing me today
everything is awful forever and it's not gonna get better
>>80222534good work poss
>>80221903why
snow days are for staying inside in pajamas making hot cocoa with marshmallows and watching long form videos and cuddling with the pbf under the covers
>>80222268really good question
i too love bananas
You try your best but its not quite there. You kick your hoof and say its just not fair
>>80222599why can't that me bebe me
>>80222568it is going to get better
>>80222268royal men...
>>80222626when
>>80222568ok that makes 216 vaguepost complaints you cant do those anymore you've crossed the threshold
>>80222632with 2 penisi...
>>80222612a simple poss living simple dreams
>>80222675I wanna rub my dick on his slimy fish skin abs
how tall are you poss? how tall do you think the average poss is?im 5'6
>>802227205'4
staring at and collecting images and footage of real animals’ mouths and them eating things so that i can explain exactly what i want to the artist im commissioning to make a furry inspired by my fetish for mouths and eating people. it makes me feel not good, but im autistic about details.
>>80222720i'm 5'10
>>80222122retard
>>80222720im 6'1-3/4" i think the average poss is like 5'9" or 5'10"
>>80222534this possum looks evil>>80222585why not
>>80222713are you allowed to do that to tops
>>80222882you can do anything to tops
>>80222894huge if trueim gonna go try it out rig
>>80222882why are you assuming the fish guy is the top
>>80222932his wife is link
>>80222648at some point
>>80222968i can't wait that long
>>80222932yeah his wife is link
>>80222979why
>>80222794its unhip and unchill to just kill possums for no reason
>>80223020despair will reach terminal stage before then
>>80222794hes not evil or scary anymore even to mean little girls
>>80223047you’re strong and won’t succumb to despair
>>80222773transphobic nazi
>>80223235sending this to all my 38 friends with failed pbfs
https://x.com/joyfullcat/status/2005338734599045560
>>80223314so true bestie
>>802227206’2
>>80223361another W for img_xxxx poss
>>80223335this is basically what i would be like as a kitty pbf. i would meow like that until you cuddled me and then i would purr instead.
>>80223378*kisses u…*
>>80223409umm,,, i like this image im going to post it on my instagram story....... did you make it
>>80223475>asking for consent
>>80223626i dontlike this image why is poss raping racc
why won't tops dress slutty
so now that the dust has settled, did any of the gfur relationships ever work out?the only one that comes to mind, of all fucking things, is leto x lemur, which is very very not good.surely something else would've lasted??
>>80223714i did and it ruined my life
>>80223475no sadly but i wish i did…
>>80223726do zoophile relationships count?
>>80223737you dont love me though
>>80223768i mean i guess? i dont remember any though
>>80223714its really not fair is it
>artist does a remake for a pic>its worse
>>80223768zoophile relationships?
>>80223803relationships with dogs usually last a couple decades
>>80223811i wish i had a boy
>>80223714why don't you dress slutty and post pictures for me to woss to?
>80223844oh okay yeah nevermind i was talking about human x human relationships
>>80223888i'm ugly and stupid
>>80223844dogs live for up to 13 years. fuck you mean a couple decades?
>>80223903i'd still woss to you
>>80223726doubtful
>>80223947why
>>80223986because you're a poss
>>80223875they're literally free you can just go grab one off the street
hungryhope i don't skate on ice and crash and die haha
remember how hard wicked got shilled here only for the sequel to not be mentioned a second time
>>80223726yes but im not going to say which
>>80224114No
>>80224076i hope you don't either poss. stay safe
>>80224076make some soup like mn soup poss would
>>80224114i remember that. i'm glad it didn't come back.
>>80223922all my dogs lived 20+ years
>>80223800i do or i wouldnt say i did
still feel kinda sick but cant lay down to rest and get better cause when i do my sinuses get swollen shut and i cant breathe
>>80224178 you hate me and i hate you
>>80224074they don't want to be grabbed (by me) and most are too big to be grabbed (by me)
>>80224114wicked did not get shilled it was one poss trying to convince another poss to see an imax movie on his day off and it was cute because he didnt know what theater to see it at and couldnt figure out how to signal a bus to stop but then he did see it and liked it so much he cried and other poss had an explosion of love that cute poss liked it. i think only two possums ever actually saw the movie and it was both them. but the second half isnt being shilled because everyone agrees that the second half of wicked sucks even on broadway its terrible except for one single song which is not worth the ticket price.
>>80224237i cant believe youre offended they said your favorite movie sucked
feeling accomplished and comfy
>>80224210why do you hate posses that dont hate you
>>80224281you should kys
>>80224287im going through a rough period in my life and writing nonsense on here helps me deal with stuff dont judge me poss
can someone explain the appeal of replying to yourself pretending to be someone else whos mad at you
>>80224320makes it look like people care about what you say
I'm too apologetic to be a dog :(
>>80224356what do you mean?
>>80224347does it? because on the rare occasion i even fall for it i just assume the 'person' replying is just in a bad mood or something
i would also reply kys to avatarfags but i dont want to give them (You)s
>>80224381sorry
>>80224381I instinctively want to apologize for everything I do in case I'm being annoying or getting things wrong. Dogs are sorta the opposite, which I admire and wish I was more like.
>>80224146i can see his zaryballs...
found out my pbf plays lakitu in mario kart should i dump him?
why aren't you a straightposs
>>80224404im literally loona though
>>80224511i'm gonna be a dog girl
>>80224392i don't know. i was just guessing.>>80224446not all dogs act the same. just because it's not a stereotypical dog trait doesn't mean no dog ever would act like that
>>80224513i'm already loona
>>80224511i wish men could wear fun clothes like this
>>80224312is one of your coping mechanisms telling random people that you hate them for no reason?
>>80224513kys
>>80224581they can and will if given the right incentive
>>80224580i need to have sex with him
my not a volcano bag filling vape still works, neat
>>80224632cool. how well does it work?
>>80224632i remember when poss wanted to get fucked up with you on that thing. memories…
>>80224611what would the right incentive be
>>80224623thats pretty mean to the other boy you should at least lie to him and say you need to have sex with him too
>>80224683you need to figure that out
truth pinto moldy horses goldeneye ribbon jars
marvovchainposs....
>>80224708im imagining myself as the other boy…..
>>80224720raccy get bacon
>>80224761ok very good you've redeemed yourself
>>80224773he deserves it
does this look like a real natural animal
>>80224656it still fills the bags with visible vapor a couple times so I think its working, i looked up the model apparently it was arizer extreme q
>>80224810he does… possy does too… they should be allowed to eat bacon together…..
pawbert lynxley...
>>80224810that possum is kind of like how i feel when im sad and want someone to ask about it but also dont.
>>80224829i heard good things about that one but never tried it. if it's still filling the bags it's probably fine.
>>80224850do you think they would do the lady and the tramp thing with a strip of bacon?>>80224871are you sad now?
>i'm gonna be a dog girl
>>80224953oops! meant for >>80224514 :)
>>80224932no…..
>>80225014great
>>80224982>replying as medie.
i ju
wehr
>>80224816>fingerless gloves for some reason>balding hairline>a TON of whiskers (probably part sea urchin??)no get your hybrid fursona out of here
>>80224850
i wanna be a dog girl and be good and wag my tail because everybody likes me
>>80225144thought so, i'll ask for a refund
>>80224586yeah
>>80225161do you want a regular bed or a dog bed?
i use the term “wag tail” as a vocal stim meaning “become/be happy” sometimes
HOW COME THIS LITTLE POSSUM SO FLY.. WHAT THEF CUK
didnt leave the house today so dinner was all from the freezerpopcorn shrimp and fish patties (baked in oven)frozen sweet potato fries (also baked in oven)a small bag of mixed veggies and also one of lima beans (microwaved)tartar saucecan of mug rootbear
>>80225233you've seen nothing
>>80225207a dog bed but sometimes i sneak onto the regular bed
>>80225233he looks so happy about it
are magic wands (the masturbatory kind) coollike worth it or
>>80225068i really need somebody i dont care who but i need need NEED someone to rub their feet on my face while they jerk me off thats all i ask nothing more
>>80225319yeah
>>80225319>are magic wandsye->(the masturbatory kind) cooloh idk
>>80225165you look like this
>>80225319i think they kinda suck desu
>>80223714I wear gray sweatpants all the time
>>80224953i should do this, i have the tools
>>80225319they're okay. not as great as you'd hope
a slutty twink liked me on barq and i know im gonna fumble it
>>80225431put your whole hand in his butthole for me
>>80225412do you consider that slutty
>>80225444trips of truth poss now you gotta go elbow deep in him and pretend you're looking for your car keys in his lower intestines
>>80225431if you're the bottom there's no way of fumbling it
>>80225447I'm like 4" soft and it's extremely obvious when I wear them. Yes, I consider it slutty. I have actually gotten in trouble multiple times for wearing shorts or work slacks in public. Got lots of funny looks whenever I go to a water park.I've had lots of women (lmao) make comments about it.
more like pie ala commode am i right poss? *holds up hand in front of you awaiting high five while the rest of the posshouse is watching
>>80225528are you retarded?
>>80225645youre supposed to pee in the bowl not the commode
>>80225624>I'm like 4" softwhat about hard
>>80225645*laughs and high fives you*good one poss
>>80225655you just fumbled it
>>80225655what's wrong with you poss
>>80225655oh i just know you're not even a possum
>>80225655very rude and uncalled for wow now i hope you dont get to turn his prostate into a punching bag
>lies there like a dead fish expecting top to do everythingif you see a problem with this scene then you're a transphobe
>>80225797i know youre trying to save face and all but just take the L
>>80224683treats and pets
>>80223714nobody ever objectifies me or makes me feel sexy enough
>>80224953wow i look cute...
>>80225905this would work for me btw
>>802256816"
they shut down aminowhich i never used, but that seems like it's gonna be annoying in 5 years when i want a tutorial on how to draw tails made by a child somehow infinitely more talented than me
>>80225917do you have any ideas on how you would like to be objectified and treated like a big piece of meat for me to play with
>4" soft>6" hardjust put on a cage that point lol.
>>80225681Like 7"
>>80226011>want to wear a flat cage>dick is too big for most regular cagesi will be disappointed if HRT shrinking it is just a meme
>>80226011im 2 soft and 6 hard and i put on cages all the time!
>>80226060It's mostly a meme, poss... I'm sorry
>>80226011im like 2 or 3 soft and 5 hard
>>80226085proof?
me and who?
>>80226101it's so unfair
>>80226234life be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwlOsn6WsMY
got some beer and lil ceezies
>>80226329good combo
i dont want to wear a flat cage i just want to see how it looks on me under a skirt
>>80226410How do you see how it looks on you without wearing it???
>>80226329brapp
>>80226010you could grab my ass, i'd be okay with that
saying hey sis when you're introduced to someone's shy friend for the first time
will hrt turn me into a dog
>>80226617no sorry
>>80226617you could incorporate more doglike traits while practicing sitting and talking like a girl
>>80226518okay i'll try that*gets distracted halfway through reaching for it and grabs your penice instead*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVzW3l2iVA
kinda weird to think we wont get funny captchas like this ever again
>>80226680-neighs nervously and trots away-
>>80226603this would work on me
>>80226179slubbychudderslubbychudderslubbychudder
>>80226777sigh...it's always this way...
>>80226808clocking you as trans when you're in boymode?
>>80227165i wish
arbitrarily assigning femaile pronounce to your feminine male possfriend without being asked to because it just feels right yknow
avoiding the pbf
>>80227329how's that going?
noiding the pbf
when i get home should i woss to cumming_in_chastity or handsfree_ejaculation
>>80227355butt_sniffing
>>80227355handsfree_ejaculation for sure
I've seen footage
this is how i would react to the pbf if i was extremely high https://x.com/catsareblessing/status/2005398855412494367
>>80227371ooh shit i almost forgot about facesitting thats another huge contender but>>80227374duly noted
pbf eating my chinese food, time to rape him and skin him
>>80227413i was going to recommend another tag but i can't remember what it's called when the guy cums from jerking a strapon
none of you even have pbfs do you you just like making vague posts
finished work and then went to a friends house and they made me two big hotdogs and we went looking for knitting supplies and found a book of a 1000+ stiches and then we watched a cowboy tv show and cuddled and then they drove me to the train where i met some cool furries that were twins and now im going home to practice guitarwhat a far cry from 2 months ago where i was waking up drunk outside at 4am after a day of nothing and dragging myself back into work for another day of nothing
>>80227505just a bunch of failed ldrs
>>80227505i have a pbf why else would i talk about raping him so much
>>80227505i don't but i also never vague post
>>80227506incredibly cute post by an incredibly cute poss
>>80227484thats alright i think ive settled on a combo of handsfree ejaculation and facesitting
>>80227506happy you're making it poss
my apt is so messy from being sad and fat and not having anyone over for 3 years that i might just abandon it and start over in a new town
my ybf is getting kinda fat....
>>80227506what're you learning on the guitar possie?
>>80227506they made you two hotdogs huh
>>80227506gee bill
i will quit cigs and just succ on thc vape for my phallic fixation. kids hate the tobacco smell anyway
>>80227713just quit both cold turkey do it
>>80227723no. i need to succ
>>80227723how
>>80227713thc vape carts are so expensive though omg
>>80227744just stop buying them
>>80227747they are like $15 for 1 gram that lasts me all week. $60 a month isnt bad
>>80227758but its legal and i have money i can just get them
>>80227790that's also true for diapers
>>80227776rich poss…
>>80227803there isnt drugs in diapers and diapers cannot satisfy my oral fixation
nobody actually has an "oral fixation" it's just something you never tried to stop doing or you're just lying and think it sounds cute
>>80227847what if i laugh at something funny i saw on the internet and need to suck on something to celebrate the moment?
>>80227847oh sorry im retarded you must be right ive never had a thing for cigarettes or toothpicks or gum or lopipops or sucking dick before its just made up nobody thinks about mouths at all you know so much about me
sucking on another poss is safer
I will suck your dick dry
>>80227834>diapers cannot satisfy my oral fixationpacifier
>>80227659everything i bought it 5 years ago and then never learned cause i had no motivation to do anything but im doing a lot more hands on stuff now so i can keep up with practicing random stuff like keeping on beat and switching chords and holding frets and strumming properly and picking individual notes>>80227663yup 2 huge vegan sausages on hero rolls with veganaise and a bunch of vegetables absurdly delicious and i got my bottoms dirty scarfing them down
>>80227776ohh they're $20/g here when it's on sale and only last me a day or two i slurp em down so fast. an oz of flower is $100 and lasts two weeks. what i should really do is grow my own and then i could experiment making potions out of all the free shake and trim.
>>80227934wait a minute youre not suggesting alternatives youre just trying to get me into abdl
>>80227571>>80227614ily btw
>>80227776i hope you get cheaper weed soon. i can get a 2g disposable for $16-$20
>>80227959>vegan sausages still incredibly cute and works with the image of a cute boy doing cute boy things but ive tried those and i think they're really really gross nothing will beat real meat for me
might buy a cage
>>80228190what kind?
>>80227506new cutest post alert
>>80227847this one made me do the whine
>>80228190a nick cage?
my nutsack itchy again
>>80228359scratch it again
>>80227847bro said just stop being depressed
>>80228203penis kind
>>80228385bro said just stop being itchy
>>80228412gross but have fun i guess
>>80228424it works
NOO NOT THE YEENS, NOT THE YEENS, AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!
>>80227847I definitely have one.Been told I give really good blowjobs, too.
>>80228408depression is an actual traceable neurological issue. oral fixation is just a bad habit you'd stop immediately if it became unpleasurable
when someone says theyre on both prep and pep
>>80228751why are you the same guy who sperged out about anxiety being fake
>>80228803when was that
...
pbf thinks i'm slumming it with himbut i thought he was slumming with memaybe we're both hot, in different directions??
>>80229147maybe you're both ugly and poor
it's all haha stinky smelly fun and games until someone is so stinky they literally smell like feces
>>80229135boy why u so schnoz??
>>80229181how poss felt saying thatjamie bring up the lion possum meme
>>80229224he thought you'd like it...
>>80229209some are into that
>>80229291they shouldn't be
>>80229264nobody wants to hear you talking about your normalfag handsome relationship in the possum thread
>>80229311>unironically using normalfag>on /haha/ntp but maybe youre the 'normalfag' here
>>80229209i don't have a sense of smell but i always assumed that saying something "smells like shit" was just a poor vocabulary speaking about something that smells bad. they don't know words like rancid vile foul. i never once thought it might literally smell like shit. do you think it's cause of not wiping the butt or what??
>>80229352^unironically using unironically and meme arrows
>>80229364smells like shit can be both figurative and literal
>>80229364speaking like a normal human doesn't mean you have a poor vocabulary necessarilyusually people do mean something just smells bad, but it can also be literal
i'm glad i finally found someone who appreciates tobey maguire spider man
im incapable of making friends but im coming to terms with that fact
>>80229657Why can't we be friends?
>>80229687i never learned how. no one ever took the time to teach me how to interact with people
>>80227506were you the poss that was lying in ditches? if so, i’m happy to hear that things are looking up but sad to know that i’ve lost my ditch lying partner. i’ll drink one to your success. it’s too late for mine
>>80229741And you think it's too late?
>>80229790maybe if i joined camping meetups i could help set up camp and meditate with others. i had an extremely difficult time with the furry fandom though. they see that im old and quiet so they just abandon me for younger meat
>>80229831should have learned to draw maybe
why the sudden fixation on camping meetups this is like the 4th thread youve brought it up
>>80229865i did but they still ignored me anyway
>>80229876ive been mind projecting the idea into his head
>>80229602rare posses
>>80229876i guess i was just frustrated by all the metrosexual trannies that infested the fandom
>>80230039which one furries or camping
>>80230130furries
I've said it before, I'll say it again,I wanna be your best friend. (Be your best friend!)A cupboard, a floor, a room with a door,I wanna build the posshouse.(Build the posshouse!)
Is vent art allowed here? I was always told that art is supposed to be shared and I don't know what to do with this aside from let it collect digital dust in a folder I never look at again.
>>80230227Yeah go ahead
>>80230227put it on twitter with a premium subscription to boost views then start a patreon for donations
>>80230140wait until you see the campers
camping is the second gayest thing ive ever done
>>80230296theyre going to be smelly hippies but i will take them over metrosexuals any day
>>80230235>>80230252Here. I'm not very good at art, but I try to do MSPaint doodles every now and then. I don't know I just started typing and drawing and it felt right to do. This weekend was a little emotional for me.
isnt metrosexual something people said back in the 90s then stopped saying it
>>80230318It's a good outlet, lots of emotion to get out. I hope it helps you navigate things and allows you to make meaningful, considered actions to better your relationships.>>80230334A metrosexual is a man that washes himself and wears anything but jeans or work slacks. Then that became normal, so people stopped saying it.
>>80230369Thanks poss. I really appreciate it.
>>80230369theyre upping their game to be catty pseudo women who gossip all day and its awful
*sticks this up your anus to see if youre breedable*
i'd turn back to a rat if i could
It's ok to detransition
>>80230626it's okay for you to admit you only post here because you have no friends
it's okay to eat Canned Corned Beef Hash
>>80230647>responding to catposter
alright i feel a lot better knowing i dont have to interact with terrible people
i like being in the shower but i dont like getting into the shower you know what i mean
>>80231104set up a space heater in the corner of the room so the bathroom is nice and warm when you disrobe
