/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4428>"Carpet Burn" Edition--Stories--By OldNewKordi>Rosettes in the Grasslands (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70198246By WantedOutlaw>I Remember Your Face. Do You Remember Mine? (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66856327By Anon_Writfriend>The Christmas Party https://archiveofourown.org/works/76413341By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By SpaceDimSum>Morgan's Skate Club v0056https://spacedimsum.itch.io/morgansskateclubBy Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Fox World Order (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69411946By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341By JP5>Merry Christmas, Morgan: Rewrappedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76267986By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By TheWhiteFoxProject>Rare Mammalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56532217By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By LunarOxide>Eclipsehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056By ScaryDrPepper>Lonely Everglades (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80219518Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
https://youtu.be/LX-7AnOx22kPost waifurs deprived of intellect.
I need a big, fat pair of jiggling owl tits in my face
Couldn't have chose a more unappealing OP
We postin threesomes?
He fly for she.She bite for he.
For the anon who asked for avery doing the RAWR XD pose.here you goi still have some other that i'm gonna finish tomorrow (or technically today, if you wanna look at it like that):P
Ouch
I love this skunk
>>80227183Quirked up white anthro girls
>>80227183here's a version without the request on the screen
>>80227207Morgan panties...Tbh I think she'd wear boyshorts/bloomers.
>>80227207YOUCH!That's gonna leave a mark:(
>>80227183>>80227233Music that plays when you see this picturehttps://youtu.be/7HaYPm-hAEQ
Any good stories here that are tragedies?
Anon sure is happy with the couples tops she got for them!
>>80227337BunstalkerHave you seen the news
nagas and mermaids are neat, and people should make ocs of these species
>>80227178"GIWTWM" -t Eddie shortly before it actually being him and discovering angry mink bites are nowhere near as pleasant as loving mink bites
>>80227226I bet her feet smell like Danish butter cookie dough
>>80227369this isn't a mermaid this is a very particular species from greek mythology I can't remember the name of
>>80227427Her feet would at least smell better than her butt.
>>80227575Sadly skunk girls always insist you smell their ass
I like badgers
>>80227575Vindaloo doesn't smell THAT bad...
i am vomit
You promised her dad you would taker of her. Do you think this is what he meant?
>>80227644Proofread your posts bro.
Joan…Joan…
>>80227602That's dog girls. Skunk girls will make you smell like their ass when you piss them off.
>>80227668Meant "take care" lmao. It's been a long fucking day, and I gotta be awake at 4:30 tomorrow morning for work.
>>80227679Look at all that meat
>>80227064I’m watching Gundam IBO and am going to the gym tomorrow
>>80227679Beautiful eyes. I would kill to see Emma in your style.
>>80227679Dat ass.Also, just want to say, since I didn't have the chance at the time: this Lupe is absolutely delicious.
>>80227703Take care not to burn yourself out coco poster.
>>80227679Joan on a steel horsethe motorcycle yeeniswithout the peenis
>>80227234I wanted to give her bloomers originally but didn't because I forgot what they were called and didn't bother trying to find the word.
>>80227612I like skunks
>>80227789Lol she's compensating.
>>80227795Bloomers are so friggin hot...
If you're down, remember, this existshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWKtuaV2fY
>>80227783The Omnifur graced me with workaholism, as opposed to other less beneficial faults. My personal life is almost non existent, but at least I'm doing good enough to be considered for a promotion. Spent 10 years trying to get a job, I ain't letting go of this one, even if it kills me.
>>80227679YEEESSS!
>>80227873Don't forget to take some time for yourself too.
>>80227679PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>80227064Disgusting image
>>80227869Need a tardfur, preferably a sparklefur, who is into lolrandum genuinely.
>>80227783she looks like she rapes fat bastards
>>80228051Ewwwwww, you nasty. Not even gonna dignify that with an image.
>>80227064Perfectly acceptable OP image that's even kind of funny.
>>80228200You think Coco would go to Tawna for advice on how to woo a human, only for her to completely over do it when she finally hangs out with the human guy she's been gaming with?
>>80227704She strikes me as very meaty.>>80227725I’m terrible with names, which is Emma, again?>>80227746Thank you, just the colored version from the drawathon. Glad you like it.>>80227789I bet people bully hyenas using the yeenis thing.
>>80227885>>80227949And thank you, anyone else I missed. Glad you liked.
I require more Molly
Is morgan a boyfriend free girl?
>>80228262>You think your relationship is going good, incredibly wholesome>Suddenly she starts acting like a slut around you despite being a kissless virgin>learn her friend convinced her to do it>turns out she also has the hots for youlove this trope
Pedomom Toriel enticing her adopted human son
Snek Roman Auxillaries from Africa
Sybil meter is going off for some reason
>>80228429Serpens...Is this new? Or have I just not seen it before? Is it from here, or elsewhere? In any case, it's good.
>>80228410Sucks he never finished this comic
>>80228458Think I found what's causing it
>>80228458Superb timing! I have to ready for bed because work tomorrow, hope we are all graced with good dreams.
>>80227369Cool
>>80228519Good night anon, may you dream of waifurs.
>people post sybils as i go to bedthe fuck
Yeah figured. She needs to stop stalking human's minds at night.
>>80227679Hot
Is your waifur in favor of defending or destroying the Gävle goat each year?
>>80228689My waifur hates pagans and so should you
>>80228689She would defend it with her life (no fun allowed)
>>80228689hey joel please stream Field Intensity
>>80228689While one of mine is pretty close to a pagan (Hellenist, sorta), she'd certainly enjoy destroying it.
>>80228773could you imagine if he actually lurked here occasionally?
>>80228907one time i jokingly said he should stream more half-life and like two days later he did lol
>>80228907I could imagine him in the Deltarune threads.
>>80228689Puppy would "defend" it (bark, at most), because burning it is illegal and therefore bad.Newt could probably be easily convinced to burn it.
>>80228907Apparently Joel found Vinesauce because Vinny used to post his stream links to /v/ early on.
>>80228689destroying it because her only excuse would be that it was for the vine
>ratricia is a mexicanofc. fucking slant eyed jap couldnt help himself ruin another mouse ocfucking horse dildo dick sucking illegal alien spic whore
>>80227183Does she fire rainbow beams from her eyes?
>>80228937Well we'll have an answer if he streams Field Intensity soon lol>>80228977Keep an eye out for any particularly Swedish behavior in those threads>>80229043/v/ and /hmofa/ are almost brothers, the evidence is mounting...If you are here Joel, give us some kind of a sign next stream, something only we would knowI feel like I'm trying to contact a ghost lol
People overplay the /v/ is /hmofa/ thing. Most of the offtopic porn threads get sent here and they could be anything. If you want to claim the cunnyposting be my guest I'd love to post more Cream.
>>80229419Cream the Slug isn't that appealing to me anyway
Whos Joel
>>80229431Joel vinesauce is one of the 3 streamers in a network of streamers along with Jerma and Vinny
>>80229233
>>80229447>StreamslopHes just some guy that plays videogames why are you so excited
>>80229233The horse dilido would be funny if she literally couldn't use it without severely hurting herself, but she bought it anyway to "look cool" or something.
im not even sure if i should draw anymore, i know i have some innate talent but christ this shit is difficult if i want to take it seriously
>>80227679Oougghhhh her belly
>>80227359How the fuck is bunstalker a tragedy? The only thing that went wrong was Judith getting years for a public indecency charge, and when she threw the wrong cat in front of a train.
>>80229535You dont have to goon to it
>>80229429I'd fuck her for so long we'd end up stuck together and you need to a-peel us apart.
Hyper-Realistic Fox
Should I just abandon e6? Is there a good alternative? That fucking SEAnigger and his discord assfaggots shit up the page again, which wouldn’t be a problem if e6 actually had the proper tags for filtering, but of course it doesn’t because the troon mods would say it’s “le racist”
>>80229233Lol 4chinners need to get laid
>>80229590What the fuck are you talking about
>>80229535I love drawing, it is my drug at this point. Fuck, I must draw more
>>80229578
>>80229233anon the art for the city he created has some design elements from MFKZ in which takes place in a city based off of Los Angeles and parts of Mexico - he even said it himself. I'm kind of surprised you haven't noticed yet, especially with the spanish music he uses in his speed drawing videos.
>>80229617He's butthurt that he can't filter out dark skinned people.
>>80229550Because the ending implies it's all in her head and she went into a coma/brain dead after the prison fight.I dunno it's really impossible to tell anymore since the author only shows up once in a blue moon.
As a new year is soon upon us I have finally come to understand my interest in fuzzy women is not something that could have ever been abated through sexual or even romantic means but that it is a much more profound high ideal rooted in a fascination with the alien and a desperate desire to engage with other vessels for ideas instead of those who use ideas as a bridge to the person. It's about reaching a core truth, not about maintaining a pleasant emotional temperature.
any anons know some good furry fleshlights?
>>80229636Ah.Then yes.
>time to bait hmofa againits rapedthread raped
Great, his ban lifted. See you niggers on /v/.
>>80229535i have so many ideas i want to draw but i can never bring myself to sit down and study or work on long term projects so i usually just draw goonerslop because it’s easy and gives me the art equivalent to instant gratification
The bird cabal does NOT want you to see this.
>>80229640I don't remember that at all, I thought it ended with a, "or was it?" type ending.
>>80229589fuck, that's some great realism, the folds look like a straight up photo. shame that the knee jerk reaction to something like this is going to be thinking it's AI.
>>80229703Remember bird cabal members, you will be cursed with a chud son who looks to be on the spectrum
>>80229535Aw. Keep drawing!
>>80229732>who looks to be on the spectrumwhat if I'm already on the spectrum?
>>80228937anon that was just me typing with an umlaut over every letter
>>80229772You'll create a genuine troglodyte of a child who'll become hyper interested in pre-2000's trains.
>>80229750Why does Coco look older than Tawna?
Check out this TF2 video I foundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7V8N9pBAM&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>>80229718Pretty sure that was made before AI was a thing.
bro aint even listening
>>80229782>become hyper interested in pre-2000's trains.Someone else needs to make a foamer character because they're severely lacking in our sphere.
>>80229718It truly is a shame there aren't more non-slop hyperrealism anthros
>>80229589
>>80229842>Speech bubbles are just filled with ... because hes deafLOL
Two more and I can ascend.>>80229884I think a lot of it is the blur and image processing that makes it look like an older photo.
Hey /hmofa/Which species of waifur most likely drinks Zero Ultra Monster?I need Decorations for my winter can pyramid
>>80229920Minks
>>80229920Athletes
>>80229589>>80229884>Guy takes comms>That autistic "species I won't draw" list.
>>80229874AI aside, it just has a lot of things playing against it. really high skill floor, lots of time to produce a single piece, low mainstream appeal even among people into furries.
>>80229947Gimme 5 of them
*slaps your ass*
>>80230021genuine question tho like how do you even deal with this? like imagine if some random women slapped your ass
>>80227442A catfish
I still like this
>>80230038Call 911.
>>80230038at first i might be flabergasted a little, but then depending on if she doubles down and communicates she did it because she's attracted to me then we'd really be cooking with gas. depending on if she's my type attraction wise i'd either have to let her down or take the W
>>80230021Thats a real animal
>>80230073they would probably hang up on you>>80230077this has happened to me a decent amount of times and it confuses me everytime
>>80230063Why.
kisses
I wish I could take you all to a bootcamp and teach you to be less of a faggots
>>80230019
>>80230126Incredible amounts of faggotry
>>80230126>Wont draw>Protogen
>>80230126Hey Jimmy, gimme a furry artist with nothin.
>>80230126Find another artist? You aren't owed shit.
>>80230126>1st thing he refused to draw is hybrids
>>80230126I get birds since a lot of people have problems drawing beaks but the rest.
I wanna draw a cute sheep with her titties out but I fucking suck too much
>>80230126is this about his preferences or just that he needs to practice whatever animals he gets commed for to death to draw them?
>>80230224start drawing i wanna see
>>80230095>this has happened to me a decent amount of times and it confuses me everytimeyou're a lucky man if so, even the decently handsome men seldom get this kind of attention. I take good care of myself and have decent genes to have a nice face and body and even I've never been touched by a woman like that. but then again i live in california- and for all the problems with western women, they probably are the worst cases. a curse lies upon this land
>>80230126>primates
>>80230273
>>80230265i am of the opinion that if women were to pursue men the same way men generally have historically (and evolutionarily) pursued women. we'd have a lot more fast to form and longer lasting marriages. thats part of why i like monstergirls/hmofa so much. with it as a tool i can fantasize about a more preferable mode of reproduction. or at the very least one with less stress, rabid hypergamy, and heartbreak/drama.
>>80230308i hate your post because i resonate with you
>>80230341its okay anon, sometimes the world is a troubling place, and a fantasy of what we want can drive us forward to make a world that could be. a waifur for every chuddy, a foxwife for every sensitive young man, and a smooch to wipe away every lonely tear
>>80230308true... swap all the women here and replace them with another world that has reverse gender moral and we'd all be fucking like crazy
>>80230341>reaction image or gooning to real animals>call it
>she's going through a phase
>>80230437Sparkle is a way of life, not a phase.
>>80230437quick someone fuck the gay out of her
>>80230099Because it's my art that was colored iut of nowhereDo you anons want to hear deep belle lore?
It's been a decade since Joel said he wants to fuck that fish
okay he's gone now
>>80230460I freggin' LOVE waifur lore!!(Pretend I used the SpongeBob image. You know the one)
>>80230437well at least she's not fucking a nigger this time
>>80230387its not just that part that's appealing for me. the relative simplicity and ease of pairbonds taking place would mean that things like adultery and so on would probably whittle down to a minimum. i see this phenomenon on the internet where people think that one sex being the pursuer and one being the pursued is the most optimal, but i think the mere thought experiment of "what if the females also pursued and pairbonded the same way?" dismisses that idea. some examples include:>if they had the same sex drive, one would not become the gatekeeper of sex, and there probably also wouldnt be the capacity to withhold sex as much because the need to have it is about the same.>males and females would simply and reasonably grow attatched to the person they are in the relationship in right now as a function of time, as opposed to it being based on the capacity to provide or other hypergamy related instinctive metrics, so frivolous relationship abandonment would go down>finding a relationship would be easier in the first place too, because both parties have the same need of eachother and the bargaining for who takes what role can be negotiated without any serious probability of resentment, since nature does that sometimes to women when they think their man isnt earning enough- even though they had agreed on this arrangement beforehandso, in conclusion, i think mirrored pairbonding is actually probably better than rabid hypergamy. we used to have the machine of society temper and control it. but when its free? it hurts people. so its nice to think about a race of womenfolk who are more suited to being a true partner and mate to be one flesh with
>>80230493AYO WHAGHWAN MA BREDA
>>80230508here, i just thought of a great way to express this idea as just a general quoteThe greatest advocate and defender of men, should be women. and the greatest advocate and defender of women, should be men.that's what hmofa is and should be, deep down in my heart.
>>80230473How time flies
>>80230572>The greatest advocate and defender of men, should be women. and the greatest advocate and defender of women, should be men.I think the Bible says something like this, maybe
>>80230592yes and no, there is a metric ton of poetry about the righteous woman, upright and loving, strong and compassionate, tender and wise. the list goes on. it's a sinful world we live in homie, women like that are rare, because nobody listens to Jesus anymore.
>>80230498That can still change ;)
1 Corinthians 7:2-5Just gonna leave that here
>>80230496She has a vaporeon friend
>>80230625>1 Corinthians 7:2-5based, and blessed. but i mean to take it a step further, if men and women had more equal (in terms of tempo and severity) in sexual needs. this passage would be easier to execute. anyway, Jesus loves you, and so does your foxwife
>>80230668Jamal's woman
>>80227679Doctor I’ve got yeen fever, I need her
Told you I suckedThe reindeer came out so much nicer it feelsI still love her though
>>80230693the good art suggests otherwise. but even still, everyone deserves a waifur, i dont care if your skin looks like fresh fertilizer i bought at the home depot, go get a zebre wife niggerfrens
>>80230721 (me)The longer I look at it the worse it getsI bring shame upon myselfMust do drawing practice until my hands ache and bleed
>>80230721it looks uh okay
>>80230437She's cute, but the hairdo just isn't voluminous enough.
>>80230721You made an attempt, which is more than most. Improve and post again.
Helltaker fighting game is a thing i guesshttps://kyo-hei.itch.io/hellversus
>>80230804Not /hmofa/
>>80230721You just need to practice animal/people heads more. Eventually it "clicks"
>>80229233oh i get it, youre being retarded and gay on accident
You should hop on Fortnite
>>80230721Best way to get better is being consistent. Use drawabox if you have absolutely no idea what to do.>>80230847He needs to work on fundamentals along with drawing what he wants
>human supremacist looking at his monkey wife
>>80230847I agree but I don't think the head is the biggest issue there>>80230881I've just started using that and a couple other things
Trainers owe their pokemon SEX.
>>80230933Those poor Youngsters...
>>80230960Spooky
>"What are (you) doing up so late?"
>>80231105Looking at snake boobs
>>80231105Masturbating to anthro girls!!
>>80231105I'M FUCKING WRITING DA HMOFA!!!!!!!
>>80231111At least he’s honest
>>80231120I can work with this
>>80231105Slayer task at demonic gorillas
>>80231168Same
>>80230126Based as fuck. Has he drawn any does?
>>80231105Got off work an hour ago and still deciding if I want to drink or not.
