haha i hate myself - why aint there no thread edishroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80221828/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
thanks for making a thread
>>80232998too many bottoms around no one will go through the effort of making and baking threads, tsk tsk..
>>80233008i just woke up so it's not my fault
>>80233008i was erping sorry
and just like that were back at work, what a horrible existence
>>80233008what thoes that havet tho do with bottoms poss i
>>80233092bcuz they're not assertive enough to make a thread or something
>>80233103hhmfhuuu
now that the dust has settled, why dont we just make gfur again?
>>80233425Go ahead.
>>80233435no i mean someone else
>>80233476They can, too, sure.
me hugging my boyfriend
me fucking my boyfriend
>>80233570giwtwm
im straight
wish my boyfriend would fuck me
>>80233570is his penis split open from the tip to the middle? i dont know what im looking at
>>80233640i've seen people mutilate their own penises before in a similar wayscary and i don't like it
>>80233089i'm heading to work now. it should only be about 3 or 4 hours because there isn't shit to do in the winter at my job.
>>80233752im pretty sure by lunch ill have fuckall to do and have to invent busywork for this entire week. at least by wednesday ill have an excuse to get drunk again
>>80233794at least that's something to look forward to. good luck with the busywork
>>80233640bad inpainting methinks
>>80233748ew poss why did you tell me that
>>80233748loonafag proudly admits to burning his glans off with a hot butterknife
>your Uber account is scheduled to be deleted oh nooo, anyways...
to the poss that posted this in the last thread, i am humbly but desperately requesting to know how you turned it around. 2 months is not long at all and inspires a little bit of hope in me, but you must’ve had some sort of baseline already to work off?
>your woss.net account is scheduled to be deleted umm
i cant prove this but i think the egg farmers are cracking eggs on purpose to make you have to buy more eggsdidnt think it could happen but theyre actually enshittifying fucking eggs
>>80234514they probably broke in shipping or getting stocked at the store
>>80234514its true im the egg cracker guy
>>80234514i sat on all of them sorry
i sat on some eggs and none cracked because i weigh 70 pounds
Im trying so hard to be even the tiniest bit productive in my rime off and fucking comcast has to buttfuck me with nonstop multi-hour internet outages for the past week. I think im finally going to switch isps.
>>80233425gfur always ignored me/haha/ only ignores me 60% of the time
>>80233425the same schizos still lurk on /trash/, remaking /gfur/ will just summon them from the murk
>>80234514thats why you always check the egg carton for broken eggs. if you find some you replace the broken eggs with intact ones from another carton
I went to the park and it was very foggy, there was still plenty of snow making the whole park look eerie and cool.I saw dog prints, squirrel prints and raccoon prints in the snow. I think there might of been some fox prints but I don't know what that looks like except that there's a fox in the park
>>80235141poss...
im stupiud and cant do anything
>>80235510just like me
woke up tired still cant move because of anxiety
today i ahve eaten 2 egg sandwiches and 2 apples and 3 cups of coffee
>>80235417the fox is me
>>80235734why were you marking this parking spot?
5th woss of the day
>>80235935he's laying eggs
>>80234514literally everyone is allowed to inspect a carton before buying them just swap out the broken ones or buy something else, da jews arent responsible for your retardation
>>80236186nobody brought up jews........
>>80236212we all know thats where it was going
>>80236219ntp i think you should stop visiting /pol/ a bit
>>80234514the industrial eggs are just very poor quality from very unhealthy chickens. buy eggs that say they're specifically pasture raised (free range is not the same thing)
>>80236291every time i boil eggs now at least one of them cracks even though i put them gently in the water i think its this new oven that literally vibrates cracks into them
>>80236321you have to buy local eggs just like only local honey is healthy
>>80236287sorry i ended your bit early
>>80236331that doesnt exist i live in the middle of a big bustling city where regular cheap eggs are already becoming an unaffordable luxury item
>>80236219>we all know its about the jews
>>80236347you'll have to move then. cities are bad for the vibrationally sensitive. maybe somewhere with high elevation
>>80236321try puting a tiny bit of vinegar in the water when boiling eggs it can help
anyone ever wish they were a cute cartoon pony getting fucked by a hairy old guy or just me
>>80236452does it have to be a hairy old guy why
>>80236470hypermasculine traits make good contrast
>>80236470its ferks
>>80236608early 30s isnt 'old'
>>80236608ferks doesnt like ponies
>>80236500ok
>>80236452i wish i was any getting fucked by any
me and who
>>80236766would you be offended if your top fucked you as just a hole while they looked at ponies?
>>80236800no one
>>80236722if theyre drawn right i do h-haha ermm
good afternoon genital slit appreciators
i look like thatthe old disgusting guy
can't believe i was born at the tail end of faggotry being unacceptable and got mindbroken by it so badly that i'm now developmentally behind people 10 years younger than me
>>80236951he's just hairy which isn't bad unless you have crackhead physique
>>80236817if i get cum in my butt and thats what they need to get off its fine they can pretend my butt is that ponut gripping their wosser
>>80236968same... the guilt never goes away
>>80236970i have the same physique as the pic
i want to have a 9 inch penis with hyperspermia
>>80237077if you get one can i be your pbf? (remember everyone i asked first)
>>80237098yah (twirls)
>>80237110awesome possum im rooting for you
>>80237077i have that but no pbf
>>80236968>>80236991It really is fucking annoying. >raised christian>still have some of the worst post-nut regret 20 hours after every time I have funI fucking hate it.
>>80237077I almost have both of those. Hyperspermia is fun until you shoot yourself in the face on accident, or you accidentally make cum shoot out of a dude's nose.
>>80237077i saw a wosspic of a guy who claimed he was 9x6 recently and i’d believe it. it looked scary like the kind of thing you could get raped to death with
im fine with my 7 inch wosser and physique although still losing weight successfully which is surprising given my track record of eating nothing but slop and then being stuck at 210 for a year. were at like 194ish now and lost 16lbs in about 2 months
