Post e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals and celebs! If she's an internet girl, come in and simp for her! Fap friends and AGP sluts welcome!Lazy fucks edition Previous: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80115253
the new captcha isn't that hard. you all are just retarded.
Is that the scrolling one with different shapes or is there another new one?
love this slag hag
>>80236573
It's kinda cute when you see eggers post in other certain threads.
>>80236280Never had an issue with it but when drunk on hard alc it's becomes really braindraining. Which means the next 2 days will be hard posting for me because wooo drinking and egirl tugging.
>>80236620Shh, we're supposed to be undercover!
>>80236648Secrets are nice, even if they are open secrets.
>>80236713No secret what she's built for.
>>80236620chat i think bunnyposters like ntr but i'm not sure
>>80236742gen alpha?
>>80236773Big if true(unlike their tiny microdicks)>>80236742Repeated high force impact into her fat asscheeks.
>>80236604ayy lmao
>>80236898She did bog herself out, but it's half the appeal to me.
>>80236775I forgot to reply to your post in that thread and now it's gone...
>>80236742...tiny simp microdicks?
>>80236957>>80236818>>80236775>>80236742A gift for bad boys at christmas to keep them out of trouble.
>>80236936jannies don't seem to like gen alpha threads for some reason
>>80236620It's not my fault I like being teased about how small my willy is...
>>80237099A tiny eeny weeny willy not even enough to satisfy your fingers?
>>80236993I guess they don't know we get equally crazy in other threads that DO get left up...
>>80237146So small it quickshots when it gets stuffed in an onahole, yeah...
>>80237225AdorableAnd patheticPerfect for a life of simping.
>>80237239Lurking has made it so bad that I'll babble "simpies, making simpies", etc. while playing with it to big girls...
ExtraEmily > Emiru
>>80237300What a perfect cutie that needs to spurt while watching.
>>80237407C-cumming...
Stroking to Mel... again...
>>80237434Good Boy <3So disgusting how little it takes for you to lose haha <3
>>80237455These two remind me of a crush I had in high school, so it's super easy to instaloss to them...
>>80237966Instant boner when seeing my empress.
>>80238049calling her a stupid nigger whore while pulling her hair and fucking her doggystyle
>>80236775>>80236993>>80237152Built for Gen Alpha are the best threads on /b/
>"extremely underrated hidden gem">look inside>it's not as good as what came before or afterno sometimes people didn't play it because it wasn't that good sorryyes i'm talking about code veronica, didn't like it mikanon? fight(kiss) me then
>>80238593Implying ass would be new to Emiru (or emiruposter for that matter)
>>80237671>>80238049Striderscribe and Ellie need to collab
>>80236620She's good at reviving /btg/
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>>80238871Get that poor girl a glass
>Accidently went into a certain other thread before going to this one>See everyone in there calling the most stacked girls a certain word>Come to this thread>That word is now in my mind as I try to enjoy the threadFuck!
>>80239841Whats the word anon?!
>>80239899Not into that fetish in the slightest. But the word is "Built". Wished I could get some eye bleach and just forget about that thread.
>>80239940not into it, but still thinking about it
>>80239996Well, I can't help that my favourite body type happens to also be the kind that those cucks drool over!I mean, sure, I love a woman with a "built" body! But I don't want what those faggots want!
>>80240036excuses
>>80237455My bitch has LKD's body (minus tits) and this slut's face (minus lips) so it feels like I got a diet e-girl, and I feel like the biggest idiot inside fighting the urge to tell her I want to pay for her to get work down and then sell out pics of her.
>>80239899Striderscribe and her cow tits need to get bred already
>>80240059Ok, humour me then. Instead of wanting those perfect pair of tits around my cock, what should I want instead?
Cute simpies resisting the urges.
>>80240131you know the answer
>>80240315Fuck! That image is kinda of hot!>you know the answerYeah, but I don't fully know. So, tell me in full how you think I should think.
>>80240356e-girls are built specifically for bbc
>>80240382True...
>>80240382>>80240410Really! Because my white dick is at full mast and ready to jam into that fat ass.Why should I accept that e-girls are meant for bbc? Surely, it's better to want the girls for myself, instead of thinking of some nig taking them?
>>80240436>>80240410it's at full mast because you're subconsciously thinking of them with thug dick
3 more days until piper drops her onlyfans link
>>80240382How bold of you to say the truth out loud like that.
>>80240625everyone knows what the deal is
>>80240590It's not! ... I mean, normally it wouldn't be. And it's only like that tonight because of that damn thread, and your freaky tempting words.But, even then, none of these girls are actually sleeping with any thugs. All they're doing is posing next to a black dildo to fool some sad cuck out of their money.>>80240625Fuck! That body is so perfect! It's so unfair to not know a woman in real life with tits that huge.
>>80240669Yes but it's also fun to beat around the bush in a teasing manner.>>80240683Maybe she'd let you have paizuri with her tits holding an onahole if you beg really nicely. With a condom on of course.
>>80240747That Morrigan cosplay is so hot. Can't help but pump to it. Even if this thread is try to force terrible thoughts into me.>Maybe she'd let you have paizuri with her tits holding an onahole if you beg really nicely. No! My cock need to be out and in her face while she's massaging it with her huge knockers!I don't want to act like you freaks. I'm not ready to think any differently.
>>80240819Aww you guys are the most adorable when you pretend to totally not being into little simpyfappies <3
>>80240857I'm not pretending to not be into! It's worst then that. I know part of me is getting into it, and I'm hating that.Still, can you post more of her in that cosplay?
>>80240890>I know part of me is getting into itCUUUUTE <3I only had these 2 saved of her Morrigan, my bad~
>>80241007It's fine if you don't have more. As long as I can keep pumping my cock to that perfectly made body.>CUUUUTE <3It's not cute! I don't want to think like any dumb cuck! I just want to be set on the right path!
>>80241085Well that is all you will get to do~ No matter how much you pump and stroke your silly cock, you will never get to touch her.Don't try to think too hard about that while you feel your simpsemen rise from your balls and urge you to propel the load through your simpdick <3
>>80241169Fucking, bastard!Why is this fap session feeling better than most others I had? It's fucking over! Feeling like a pathetic loser, while gooning to these e-girls is too much!
>>80241215>Fucking, bastard!Luv you too, Cutie <3>Why is this fap session feeling better than most others I had?Maybe you are really just a pathetic simp that craves any attention even if it is teasing and jokingly mocking you~> Feeling like a pathetic loser,Fully embrace the feeling of being a lowly Pumpmonkey for egirls. They own your dick and you know it, isn't that right?And don't you dare slow down that eager moving hand of yours. I want to see fast and strong pumps as you edge closer and closer to a fullfilling Simpgasm <3
>>80241317Yeah! The teasing has to be it. As for going faster, I don't know if I can. I'm so close, I feel like your next post might do it. But, I'm also worried what that last one will be.
>>80241377>I'm so closeFaster Faster Faster!Just lean back pump your brain and dignity away~Go on, groan as loudly as you want and say cringe simp stuff like "Hmm Mommy I am cumming~" hahaha <3Show Mommy who is a good pathetic simp piggy <3
>>80241447Shit! That actually felt really good to do.Well, I need to question some of my life choice now. But, at least I was only cumming to cuck like thoughts and not full on blacked thoughts.
>>80241682Good Boy<3See, didn't that feel so good and freeing?Mommy is so proud of you for simpspurting in this adorable way<3Such a well behaved Simpboy<3And don't worry. You will get comfy cucky feelings later down the line.
Anyone have any good e-girls in bondage? Gags would be nice too.
>>80240382>>80240410>>80240436You know the saying: beta bucks, alpha fucksWhite boys finance their lifestyle while they get to hand-pick the meanest thugs
I really wanna suck a simp's dick. Like the kinda loser who gets off to petite girls and braces and fetishizes the idea that he'll never get laid. Brainrotted femboy who locks himself in a cage...I wanna blow his mind treating him like a stud. <3
>>80243523styleded....
>>80243690I can't be the only person on the site with that kink!!!
>>80243744you are, bwo...that said i'd add you and absolutely wring my pp out but i'm playing vidya right now.
>>80244069Smh bakaHit me up when you're free, maybe. <3
>>80236620I wish eggers posted in /gywb/
>>80244237i should be free later tonight, if you promise to make me cum so hard i consider deleting everything after <3
