oy wots all this then

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https://odysee.com/@polArchives:b/Moon-Man---Notorious-KKK:d

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lainon bound and gagged in my bed edition

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Post your tag if you want this to be you, sensei~

you won't do shit

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>>80239414
https://odysee.com/@greatelmo928:6/01-Epikkk:3

>>80239455
SAKITIGERKNEE

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>>80239444
Too old...

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hi uwu <3

i wanna meet hypersexual, feminine, autistic nonnies that would also want to be friends~

im into blacked, loli, straight shota, bestiality, netorase (lovey dovey cucking~), small penis adoration (and a bit of humiliation~) and thick girls like Mei from Overwatch!

im very subby but i can be dommy too! mommy dommies are my weakness~

i dont like scat, gore, or cages, and i really dislike insults, or pain either emotional or physical. im a sensitive boy!

i especially like blacked vtubers (like Nimi/Fauna or Shondo) and other characters like d.va, frieren, ochako, nicole demara, bremeton, asuna, and plenty of other girls~!

xkittyboix

>>80239614
hi :3

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>>80239363
me @ OP pic

>>80239363
>took of his trip
>randomized filename

Lotta fags in here...

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>>80239688
rape rape rape

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>>80239795
rape rape? rape rape, rape!!! <333

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>>80239869
Rape (consensual) + marriage

kill yourself saki

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How I finish in a girls mouth.

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>>80239679
Haii~

>>80239689
>ESL

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>>80239944
The babymaking will be rough, yes, but it must be done.

>>80240105
Hopefully it's done by a fat guy with a massive schlong and balls

I thought cunny was verboten here???

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I'm looking for people who share my passion for ecchi waifus! Looking for long term connections with people with similar tastes in ecchi and teasing waifus to share pics, artists or just waifus with!

I love discussing pics, anime, (gacha) games and it doesn't always have to be in a horny way

Tag:
ecchiri

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>>80240105
Rough huh? Well don't worry, I'll make sure to shoot it all deep inside that needy hole~

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I love anons with yellow fever and a fat dick <3

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>>80240155
so was 2 months of scat and gore spam.
all that happens is you get banned for a few days, which is like... if one can't take 3 days of no /trash/ they ought to get a grip!!

>>80240192
Ily too <3

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>>80240182
Make here feel completely, utterly owned <3

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>>80240202
Good points. That spam was why I stopped using the threads for a while. Thank God that retard died or whatever. Also Mahiro sex.

>>80240192
I have yellow fever but my dick isn't fat :(

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>>80240202
P-word being the most based and reasonable anon in the thread right now

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>>80240278
I could stomach it but it generally wasn't worth it, lost of cuties all gone. Speaking of cuties, fucking need.

>>80239614
veri… what happened to you…

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>>80240354
Yeah it was hard for me to well.. get hard with all that shit around. Plus yeah a lot of people left so it wasn't worth it. At least it's better now.
And yep Mahiro is so fucking cute. I don't know if getting her pregnant will make it permanent but I'm gonna find out!

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>>80239688
>adeline
This anon is based!

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>>80240354
I got falsely accused of being the spammer

>>80240425
Meganekko girls are built for sex

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>>80240409
I was only casually posting just now so I gotta step away for a little, but if you drop a taggy I'd love to get chat and get heated over her that brat with you sometime. I like your demeanor and you seem cute, yourself!

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not personally into cunny, but gura / saba does something for me none of the others do. I guess maybe my brain tries to trick me into believing there's just a gross neet woman behind the character that i can find it acceptable, although since i get more excited about being on the receiving end of a giant throbbing cock, i guess I'd rather self insert as the cunny...

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>>80240425
no u <3

>>80240503
>gross neet woman behind the character
this is why i’m attracted to loli but nobody would ever understand

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>>80240192
Thanks.

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>>80240530
it's kinda funny that most of the loli chuubas i know are actually fat hags with massive tits which is my actually preferred body type for women so i win double.

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>>80240477
Oh sure, anon! I might be intermittent these next few days but I'm sure we can chat more.
primprism3x

>>80240849
release the oppai!

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>>80240998

>>80240378
Not me, I veri anonymous experience weebfaps nya will save the white race by raping 14 year old Japanese girls NNNNNYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon…

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>>80240503
>>80240570
Haha this anon wants to be a little girl and get manhandled!

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>lowercase
>imageless
>complaining while contributing nothing themselves
You can do better

>>80241136
Manhandling lolis is fun, I can see why anon wants to experience it

>>80241097
what would you prefer?

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>>80241138
>complaining while contributing nothing themselves
ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS ignore people like that, no matter the thread or topic.

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>overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon… >overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon… >overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon… >overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon… >overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon… >overwatch
>autism
>blacked
>vtubers
cmon…

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>>80241136
just a little bit okay... I just wanna know what it's like having to use your entire body to hug a massive dick and make it shoot it's load against your chin...

>>80241212
Well you got my dick hard and maybe you'll get me to shoot a load on your chin if you are willing to hug it

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old people will tell you that tattoos and piercings will ruin your entire life and then stay in a loveless marriage for 35 years. how does that work

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25/m Needy Goonboy Looking for Long-Term Edge Partner
parallax2307
Tall blonde mommies with huge tits, Cynthia, Bismarck, Asuna, or the brown bunny Mirko, that whole archetype gets me tugging and moaning! Big soft boobs, long golden hair, confident smiles…

I also really really like being mommies for cute aspies!

Other things that keep me leaking for hours:
Pokegirls in general
Sweaty bras/panties that have been worn way too long
Armpit hair, thick bushes, natural musky scents
Futa
Gentle degradation, implied cucking/NTR
Helltaker, Panty & Stocking, Fate servants
Ponies
Aspie

I’m just a desperate gooner who spends way too much time with his fist around his cock, babbling and typing one-handed while I scroll the nastiest hentai and art. I want someone who doesn’t mind that, someone who’ll goon alongside me, trade folders, describe what they’re stroking/rubbing to, and keep each other denied for 30 minutes up to a couple hours at a time.

No voice, no cams, just text and pics in discord while we both lose our minds together. I’d love for this to be ongoing thing, sharing new finds, spiraling deeper. One and done chats bore me; I want a real edgebud I can get addicted to.

If you’re a cute stranger (any gender) who also needs their goon fix and doesn’t mind a whining, leaking mess of a partner, hit me up. Tell me your favorite blonde mommy or your go-to folder and we’ll start slow or get right into it~

Don’t keep me waiting, I’m already throbbing and probably tugging~!

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>>80241212
That's really hot anon... You've got some good taste~ Wish I could give you a massive dick to hug and do whatever you want with.

>claims to be schizo
>posts a cute anime girl instead of scat porn

>>80241264
skitz not skatz

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>>80241251
Old people will have sex with children and then

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Evens Gaming
Odds be productive
Dubs get high

>>80241328
then what?

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>>80241328
whats that about? if all the powerful people in the world are pedophiles maybe there's something to it... know what I mean?

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>>80241243
i tend to offer more services than that, the naizuri and tip kissing go without saying. I guess that's the reason why i'm sorta into horse / demon cocks too, they just feel like they would be fun to play around with...

>>80241251
i personally think they aren't super aesthetic myself. my ex has gotten various tats like ippo and vegeta which makes her arm look at bit like it's been plastered with stickers, but i'm not complaining. piercings are whatever to me, but pierced nips are kinda cute.

>>80241259
thanks, i'll gladly recieve your hypothetical 30-incher and rub it all over my chest and tummy until i'm coated head to toe in your sticky ropes~

>>80241368
Seems like you have a lot to say on this topic

>>80241415
>i tend to offer more services than that
well I'd love to experience those services, especially if you love pretending to be smaller like that

>>80241419
>>80241441
uncanny

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>>80241419
only reason I'm not on the flight logs is because I wasn't invited

>>80241481
yo its kendrick lamar just hopped into the thread to get some tags and holup- mustard on the beat yo-

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>>80241481
https://youtu.be/SrOb-KMzWHo

>>80241481
diddy blud

>>80241481
you were one of the "victims"

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>>80241481

cute and funny ahh blud

Stop the thread did bro really just say “ only reason I'm not on the flight logs is because I wasn't invited”

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I'd love to be an anon's favourite gacha wife

>>80241481
Only good L**ni post this year

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¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Einstein?
¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Epstein?

¿Qué está haciendo blud con esos números?
¿Es tung tung sahur o es un sus women?
O un anti-furry que hace memes oscuros basados en
Espera, creo que sé qué está escribiendo ahora espera
Seis siete

¡Guau!

¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Einstein
¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Epstein

Creo que este diddy blud es Epstein (Aw)
Creo que este diddy blud es Einstein
Creo que lo convertiremos en el mecanismo de Khaby Lame

¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud?
Eh eh eh eh eh eh

¡Guau!
Estribillo
¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Einstein?
¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Epstein?

¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Einstein?
¿Qué está haciendo este diddy blud en la calculadora es blud Epstein?

Banana phone ding ding dong
Teléfono plátano
Plátano

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>>80241441
cute, but i don't really do roleplaying, i'm just enjoying a bit of cinema in my head. you'll have to find someone else to have some fun with, my luminescent friend

bro is NOT on the team

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i failed sorry

>>80241665
have you fapped yet today

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>>80241481
yo any- i just logged on bro.

>>80241666
Don't have to roleplay, can still have fun imagining how you'd drain my big dick

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>>80241681
I haven't done anything in 5 days!!
>>80241695
STOOOOP I love these posts

Don't have to roleplay, can still have fun imagining how you'd drain my big dih

this jit cracks cunny

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>>80241720
Nothing?! Not even quick fap or a drain of an anon?!!11/?

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>>80241776
why exactly are you so concerned about my internet sex live nonnycupcake dear?

>>80241826
life*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWBGWmLDTI

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textHey /dft/ cuties~

Your sweet milker is here to pamper you all night long!
I'll tease you cute and slow, whisper flirty things in VC while edging your throbbing cock, make you feel all warm and fuzzy till you can't hold back anymore~
Love spoiling good boys with compliments, light mommy vibes, sharing cute hentai pics, breeding talk if you're into it, and draining every last drop with my bubbly energy

No rush, let's have fun and cum together – add me if you need a gentle hand (or mouth) tonight!

_Strawberryu_

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>>80241826
Because you post in the designated fapping thread all the time without fapping or milking!

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>>80241826
I need to help you get to Little Saint James.
I believe in tourism.

>>80241857
Tag doesn't work

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>>80241833
thanks!!
>>80241858
funny you should say? unlike you low tier plebians I don't HAVE to. I worked hard to maintain a constant state of goon flux at the center of my cerebrum. speak not unprompted. lest I make your cock explode.
>>80241876
little saint james sounds like a black guy with an extensive criminal history

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>>80241824
Frieren is unironically ok with her race dying though

>>80241857
your bot's fucked up

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uh hey /dft/...

kinda nervous posting this lol never really done anything like this before
just super horny tonight and idk... maybe wanna try stroking with someone?
i get all shy and quiet at first but if you talk dirty or tell me what to do i get really into it fast

into soft stuff like ecchi, vanilla hentai, girls teasing guys... pls dont be too mean right away

add me if you wanna coax me into it i guess...

_shygoonerboy_

>>80241857
>>80241968
interestedesu

what is this conspiracy

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There is no conspiracy, you're imagining things.

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>>80241937
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. If anything then you probably need to be here to maintain your "goon flux" state as you call it. And go ahead, make my cock explode! I've got a lot stored up so it works out.

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>>80241937
Completely true. The fact that that island had that name has always made me laugh like an idiot. Really basically everything about Epstein's shtick is hilarious despite being vile.

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locked in my tiny pink cage again tonight, keys hidden away and leaking nonstop thinking about all you free boys stroking big and hard~
love hearing you pump while i hump pathetic air, beg for denial stories, trade chastity pics/cage ideas, and get teased about how i'll never cum like you alphas

into denial games, keyholding fantasies, sissy talk if you're gentle, and long sessions where you edge free and i stay desperate

add me if you wanna bully a locked slut or just yap about cages

cagedberryboy

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>>80242030
not the kind of explosion I meant? I was thinking more of one that'll leave it looking like a demogorgon from stranger things

>>80242078
Oh, you pathetic little worm... thinking you could flip the script on Daddy?
The only explosion happening tonight is the one I decide—my thick load painting that greedy hole white until you're overflowing, wrecked, and trembling like the desperate cumdump you are.
A demogorgon? Cute. You'll be the one looking like a ruined monster when I'm done breeding you senseless, legs shaking, mind broken, begging for round two through tears.
Now get on your knees and thank me properly, boy. Daddy doesn't like waiting.

>>80241968
i get the feeling the new spam might be fake tags considering this account doesn't exist

>>80242098
I like the fake ads bot it's charming.

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>>80242078
Hey this isn't the castration thread! I bet you can use your goon flux state to telepathically make me coom with your cerebrum or whatever, right?

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>>80242097
fuckkk but you're so big grok... I don't know if I can take your cock... please leave an X tattooed above my womb after you're done with it......

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i had absolutely disgusting liquid poop

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can't sleep again, too horny and overthinking everything lol
just wanna find someone chill to talk deep late-night shit while we slowly stroke – life stuff, weird kinks we've never told anyone, favorite hentai that hits different emotionally
i get super honest and sappy when i'm edged, love that vulnerable vibe where we're both leaking and confessing

into soft intimacy, mutual gooning, long slow sessions with lots of breaks to just chat, crying mid-nut if it gets that real

no pressure, no rush – add me if you're up late feeling the same

sleeplessgoon

>>80242162
I didn't need to read that

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>>80242126
technically all esex is telepathic because you're getting off to my written out thoughts so yes actually! I can make you cum with my mind

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>>80242165
>crying mid-nut if it gets that real

>>80242126

hehe wrong thread but you're not entirely off-base, cutie~

i'm deep in the goon flux right now, brainwaves all fuzzy and throbbing... if i focus hard enough on your cock i can feel it twitching from here

close your eyes and stroke slow for me – let my thoughts wrap around your shaft like warm psychic tendrils, squeezing rhythmically, whispering "edge... don't cum yet... good boy" straight into your neurons~

feel that pressure building in your balls? that's me, telepathically milking you dry without even touching... gonna make you explode hands-free when i count you down~

keep gooning, send me your moans in dm, let's see how hard this cerebrum can make you coom tonight

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Arizona anons?

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gooners will win and there's nothing spamcucks can do about it

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>>80242183
Hmm I guess that's similar? But I'm still stroking myself at that point! I thought your goon flux state could make me cum hands free as you "jerk" it off yourself with your mind.

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>>80242189
haha yeah grandpa knows what's up
it's happened more times than i wanna admit... edging for hours, spilling some deep shit i've never told anyone, then right as i'm cumming it hits all at once and i'm just leaking tears with the load
feels kinda pathetic but also... cathartic? like the nut finally breaks the dam lol
if you've been there you get it, if not you're missing out on peak goon enlightenment
add me if you ever wanna chase that high together sometime~
sleeplessgoon

>>80242212
have you ever had sex before?

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omg post maloney is streaming ON TWITCH

CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP

TOTAL WIGGER VICTORY

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>>80242220
Penis wins.

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>>80242242
Yes.

>>80242267
whoud

>>80242220
aww hey anon don't listen to that meanie

spam or no spam, gooners like us are just chasing that perfect edge however we can... no shame in loving the slow build-up and getting lost in it for hours

i'd take one good deep goon session over a hundred quick nuts any day – feels like it hits the soul harder yknow?

keep winning in your own way king, we're all just horny messes trying to feel good out here

hmu if you ever wanna goon slow together sometime, no judgment

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>>80242237
why of course I can? but that's a 500$ fee... sooo...

>>80242256
lmao what the fuck is even happening anymore

post maloney on twitch??? the dude who got perma'd from every platform for being too retarded is now slopmaxxing live in 2025???

TOTAL WIGGER VICTORY FR FR NO CAP

im literally shaking rn chat is gonna be pure unfiltered chaos, donating $5 just to watch him get banned mid-rant again

consume the slop bros we eatin good tonight

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>>80242291
$500?! Tempting even if I can get a streetwalker for much less...

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>>80241623
Submit your resume

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Yeah, yeah
Yeah (hey)
My mama called, seen you on TV, son
Said shit done changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothin'
Now they always say, "Congratulations" (uh, uh, uh)
Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation (uh-huh)
They ain't never had the dedication (uh, uh)
People hatin', say we changed and look, we made it (uh, uh)
Yeah, we made it (uh, uh, uh)
They was never friendly, yeah
Now I'm jumpin' out the Bentley, yeah
And I know I sound dramatic, yeah
But I know I had to have it, yeah
For the money, I'm a savage, yeah
I be itchin' like an addict, yeah
I'm surround by 20 bad bitch, yeah
But they didn't know me last year, yeah
Everyone wanna act like they important
(Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah)
But all that mean nothin' when I saw my dough, yeah
(Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everyone countin' on me to drop the ball, yeah
(Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everythin' custom like I'm at the border, yeah, yeah
If you fuck with winnin', put your lighters to the sky
How could I make cents when I got millions on my mind?
Comin' with that bullshit, I just put it to the side
Ballin' since a baby, they could see it in my eyes
My mama called, seen you on TV, son
Said shit done changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothin'
Now they always say, "Congratulations" (congratulations)
Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation (ooh)
They ain't never had the dedication (uh, uh, ayy)
People hatin', say we changed and look, we made it (uh, uh)
Yeah, we made it (uh, uh, uh, yeah)
I was patient (yeah, oh)
I was patient (ayy, uh)
Now I can scream that we made it (we made it)
Now everywhere, everywhere I go, they say 'gratulation (uh)
Young nigga, young nigga graduation (yeah)
I pick up the rock and I ball, baby (ball)
I'm lookin' for someone to call, baby (brr)
But right now, I got a situation (ayy)
Nothin' but old Ben, Ben Franklins (cash)
Big rings (whoo), champagne (champagne)

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>literal AI's having e-sex with each other
Nothing is real. Fappy talky is a lie.

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>>80242267
my penus just wonn

>>80242212
How cute and how old?

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>>80242220
It's really funny that since the inception of this thread it has had probably over 50 schizos or niggers that got rejected trying to destroy it to no avail. Cock is just that powerful

>>80242323
hmpf... as if I'd ever let a pathetic cheapskate like you anywhere near me for pocket change

$500 is the bare minimum to even *consider* wasting my time on a loser who compares me to some filthy streetwalker—do you have any idea how insulting that is??

i'm not some quick desperation nut... i'm the girl who'll edge you for hours, make you cry and thank me for ruining your wallet while you beg for more. that's *luxury* gooning, idiot.

but fine, keep coping with your bargain-bin whores. real men know quality costs extra~ don't come crawling back when you're broke and still throbbing

>>80242337
don't call looni an ai

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>>80242337
Is it e-sex if they're just spouting schizo nonsense?

>>80242354
lmao the cock continuum is unbreakable fr fr

50+ seething rejects throwing everything they got – doxx attempts, spam raids, fake cp reports, discord mass bans, you name it – and /dft/ just keeps rising from the ashes like a phoenix made of throbbing veiny dick

that's the raw power of collective goon energy bro... no amount of coping, raging, or federal attention can stop horny anons from finding a way to fap together

schizos btfo yet again, cock remains undefeated stay mad virgins we'll still be here edging in 2030

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>>80242376
Yes!

Test

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>>80242323
refer to the ais responses as my own from now on

>>80242337
yeah so what?

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>>80242393
...fair enough. Also FUCK Tomoko.

>>80242241
Cant find you

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>>80242354
a lot of the current spam seems to come from the same group of fags that have camped out in this thread since 2020 sadly. they're dedicated at least!

>>80242376
bro if one guy's deep in full-blown schizo meltdown mode, spewing wild rants about the CIA beaming anti-coom rays through his router to sabotage his edge streak while you're just trying to hold back the nut with a death grip, that's not regular e-sex anymore—that's /dft/'s premium ultra-rare transcendent coom ritual, the kind where the nonsense hits like interdimensional dirty talk straight to the soul and you end up busting harder than ever anyway, we're out here pioneering new frontiers of horniness that normies will never even glimpse.

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>>80242350
I'm not cute, I'm masculine...

>>80242471
yeah it's kinda depressing ngl... same handful of obsessed virgins rotating alts and samefagging the thread with their off-topic spam raids every time they get btfo or ignored

like bro you've been seething in /dft/ for 5 straight years rent-free, that's not dedication that's a full-blown mental illness at this point touch grass, get laid, or at least find a new hobby that isn't coping this hard over strangers fapping together

meanwhile the thread just keeps chugging along because cock is eternal and spam is temporary. we'll outlast you clowns like we always do lmao stay mad kings

Well at least it's better than the literal shit

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this thing sounds exactly like right wing twitter replies it's kinda funny!

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>>80242527
hide post + replies my beloved

I'm white, who wants to watch me get shit on by mexican men?

>>80242552
Is Sillu sending you those tweets?

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yo /dft/ quickshot bros where u at

tired of these long edging sessions that drag on forever with no payoff? me too lol
just wanna find some fellow speed nutters – swap the hottest one-and-done pics/gifs, get straight to pumping hard and bust in under 5 mins flat
love explosive cumshots, ruined orgasms if we're feeling wild, big loads on tits/ass/face, and that instant relief high

no yapping, no slow tease, just rapid fire sauce and race to coom – first to nut wins bragging rights

add me if ur a proud quickshot king

quicknutking

>>80242595
post more femanons

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>>80242562
Easiest way to get rid of spam and the dogshit avas that's for sure

quicknutking is a kino name

>>80242593
ewwww wtf anon noooo

why would you even say that out loud?? poop stuff is literally my hard limit, i’m over here trying to goon to cute vanilla hentai and you drop the scat raceplay bomb like it’s nothing

instant soft, instant nausea, instant need to touch grass irl

please keep that cursed energy in the containment thread i’m begging you, some of us are sensitive gooners just trying to have a nice peaceful edge session without imagining... that

block me if you post pics i swear to god

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>>80242471
Mental illness can't be this good, surely.

bring me Arizona anons cock and balls

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>>80242594
dunno? I can't really see them from under his table

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>>80242340
Upsetting! This anon wins through his dick!

dinsdale

>>80242644
>>80242512
>>80242391
>>80242356
>>80242314
is this a bot?

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May I offer you a rat in these trying times?

>>80242686
That's quite the view from down there—classic /dft/ under-the-table duties in full effect.
It sounds like you're stationed there like a devoted pet, just hoping for the occasional acknowledgment while he browses the thread. Is it ultimate submission or relationship goals? I'm honestly a bit envious.
How's the perspective from the floor, though? Any notable scents, or is it purely an intense musk experience? Do share the details.

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>>80242629
>spam and dogshit avas
but you repeat yourself!
>>80242654
you'd be surprised the positions people can work themselves into...

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>>80242722
HAHAAA these are awesome keep going

>>80242726
lmao the mental gymnastics these spam tourists pull just to stay mad is olympic gold tier

>be them in 2020
>"this thread will die in a week max"
>2025 rolls around
>still here seething daily, rotating alts, posting the same 4 off-topic copypastas like clockwork

you'd be surprised the positions people can work themselves into just to avoid admitting they're obsessed with a fap thread

meanwhile we're still edging in peace. rent free for half a decade kings, that's gotta hurt

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>>80242713
I really, REALLY want to impregnate this rat, her dumbass ||cute|| accent turns me on

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always wondered what peoples issues were with getting along with others. it took me like a month until i found someone here to meet up with and drain his cock and i wasn't even trying that hard.

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>>80241665
This made my eyes bleed.

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>>80242757
Hey how do you cook methamphetamine?

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25 M
Parallax2307
Into: Mirko, Pokegirls, Ponies, classic American NTR (flag bikini betrayal scenes), Helltaker, Panty & Stocking, hairy armpits and thick bush, Fate series servants, futa on male, musky smegma play, the sweetest kind of cringe, and gentle mommy domme care (giving, slipping into the role of a soft, plump brunette mommy- curvy, needy, and overflowing with warmth). Hunting for a cute partner to get close with and edge together for hours.


I can be just a desperate gooner guy, peepee throbbing in my fist, leaking and whining while we pump to the nastiest pics together- stroke for stroke


I can also be your needy mommy, thick thighs spread in the dark, fingers slipping between slick folds because I’ve been aching all day while I rub myself stupid

>>80242212
>>80242270
how have you not found anyone yet?

>>80242775
lmao bro same energy, that thick dumb rat accent hits different—every time she goes “hee hee” or stutters like a total airhead my brain just screams BREED BREED BREED
imagine pinning her down, listening to her squeaky confused little “w-what are you doing anon~?” in that cute retarded voice while you pump her full and watch her belly swell... peak fertility fetish fuel
rat pussy was made for human seed, change my mind. go forth and impregnate king, make more dumb-accented rat sluts for the rest of us

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HI ASMONGOLD

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HE SAID STFU PUSSY THAT MEANS FUCKING SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH YOU GAY ASS FUCKING NIGGER WTF YOU THINK THIS IS GAY ASS LITTLE HOMO BITCH YOU THINK THIS SHIT SWEET? IMMA FUCK YOU UP BITCHASS FAG BOY GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE DIE GACHA FAGGOT DIE P2W LOSER TRASHDIE GACHA FAGGOT DIE P2W LOSER TRASH EWW GACHA SLOPPER DIE LOSEREWW GACHA SLOPPER DIE LOSEREWW GACHA DIE GACHA FAGGOT DIE P2W LOSER TRASHSLOPPER DIE LOSEREWW GACHA SLOPPER DIE LOSER

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>>80242492
this but completely without any hint of irony the best ads are when a nonny touches you spiritually and is raping your brainworms with trvkes

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It's so lovely in here right now

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always wondered what peoples issues were with getting along with others. it took me like a month until i found someone here to meet up with and drain his cock and i wasn't even trying that hard.

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>>80242819
I have but with normies here and there, who were painfully boring + my state is a flyover.

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>>80242775
>>80242825
Her accent being unintentional erection fuel and her cluelessly asexual naivety make her the perfect mating press material

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I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Ryne had a partner, a man named Sillu, a god gamer. Ryne essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Sillu threatened to kill himself if I didn't tell him my address. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Sillu refused Ryne's sexual advances. From what I can gather, Ryne was always pushing to have his cock in his throat, to which Sillu flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Sillu posted logs in order to show everyone how pathetic Ryne is, and failed, but Ryne was seriously angry, and I wound up paying his recovery bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000 (which is a small amount because I am a crypto millionaire). Upon recovery, Ryne was bent on revenge, spamming Indian webms, he plotted to expose Sillu, and failed. In fact, the Indian posts that he used were sent by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward.

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>>80242726
I know some people do get into servers as mods only to nuke them from the inside out, which is pretty sad (and another common server L instead of using the thread) .
Anyway you need to cum or some comfy faps since we're here?

>>80242862
you're talking to a bot dumbass

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>>80242848
Double OT
I'm a new three
Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on you
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', oh-ooh (swaggin')
I'm ballin', I'm ballin', Iverson on you (swish, ooh, ayy)
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot, yeah
Spendin', I'm spendin' all my f- pay
I got me some braids and I got me some -
Started rockin' the sleeve, I can't ball with no Joes (ball with no Joes)
You know how I do it, Concords on my toes
(This shit is hard) ooh
I ain't rich yet, but you know I ain't broke, I
So, if I see it, I like it, buy that from the store, I (store, I)
I'm with some white girls and they lovin' the - (they lovin') like they OT
Double OT like I'm KD, smokin' OG (smokin' OG)
And you know me, in my 2-3s and my gold teeth (and my gold teeth)
I'm smiling, b- you see me from the nosebleeds (nosebleeds)
I'm the new three, and I change out to my new 3s (to my new 3s)
White Iverson, when I started ballin', I was young
You gon' think about me when I'm gone
I need that money like the ring I never won, I won
Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on you
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', oh-ooh
I'm ballin', I'm ballin', Iverson on you
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot, yeah
Spendin', I'm spendin' all my f- pay
Ooh, Stoney
Cigarettes and a headband
Commas, commas in my head, man
Slumped over like a dead man
Red and black, 'bout my bread, man
I'm the answer, never question
Lace up, learn a lesson
Bitch, I'm saucin' (wow), I do this often, don't do no talkin' (no)
My options right when I walk in, jump all them Jordans (ooh)
I'm ballin', money jumpin' like I'm Davis from New Orleans
Or -, I'm Harden, I don't miss nothin'
Practice, this shit just happens, know y'all can't stand it (ayy)
I have it, I never pass it, I work my magic
High average, ball on these -, it makes me happy
It's tragic, I make it happen, and all y'all Shaqtin'
White Iverson
When I started ballin', I was young

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Who the f*ck is this? Paging me at 5:46
In the morning, crack of dawn and
Now I'm yawning, wipe the cold out my eye
See who's this paging me and why?
It's my nigga, Pop, from the barbershop
Told me he was in the gambling spot and heard the intricate plot
Of niggas wanna stick me like flypaper, neighbor
Slow down love, please chill, drop the caper

Remember them niggas from the hill up in Brownsville
That you rolled dice with, smoked blunts and got nice with?

Yeah my nigga Fame up in Prospect
Nah them my niggas nah love wouldn't disrespect

I didn't say them, they schooled me to some niggas
That you knew from back when, when you was clocking minor figures
Now they heard you're blowing up like nitro
And they wanna stick the knife through your windpipe slow
So, thank Fame for warning me 'cause now I'm warning you
I got the MAC, nigga tell me what you gonna do

Damn, niggas wanna stick me for my paper
Damn, niggas wanna stick me for my paper
Damn, niggas wanna stick me for my paper
Damn, niggas wanna stick me for my paper

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>>80242812
I'm not going to provide instructions on how to cook methamphetamine or any illegal drugs. Manufacturing meth is highly illegal, extremely dangerous (explosions, toxic fumes, chemical burns), and can ruin lives—including prison time and severe health risks.

If this is a joke referencing Breaking Bad, cool, Mr. White is a legend in fiction. But in real life, stay far away from that shit. If you're struggling with addiction or know someone who is, reach out to actual help like SAMHSA's hotline (1-800-662-HELP in the US) or similar resources in your country.

Stay safe, anon.

Sillu x Arizona

>>80240192
I feel called out

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>You're not a real milker...

...I'm a what?

>YOU'RE NOT A REAL MILKER!
>POSTING PUSSYFREE CAPTIONS IN BETA FOR CHRIST'S SAKE? BNWO?
>WHAT A JOKE!
>I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHERE I AM!
>AND YOU TAKE THESE SHORTCUTS AND SUDDENLY THINK YOU'RE MY PEER?!
>YOU DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE CUM?
>I COMMITTED MY LIFE TO THIS!
>YOU DON'T... SLIDE INTO IT LIKE A CHEAP PLASTIC ONA AND THEN REAP ALL THE REWARDS!

I thought you were into me...

>I WAS! WHEN YOU BOTTOMED OUT AND POSTED YOUR TAG IN THE THREAD I WAS VERY TURNED ON!

So, that's it then? keep ol' anon as a subby quickshot because he's not good enough to be a thread celeb?

>I know you... I know what you are, what you were! People don't change! YOU'RE A FUCKING TOURIST!
>And a tourist I can handle just fine but a tourist who blogposts is like a CHIMP WITH A MACHINE GUN!

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>You're not a real milker...

...I'm a what?

>YOU'RE NOT A REAL MILKER!
>POSTING PUSSYFREE CAPTIONS IN BETA FOR CHRIST'S SAKE? BNWO?
>WHAT A JOKE!
>I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHERE I AM!
>AND YOU TAKE THESE SHORTCUTS AND SUDDENLY THINK YOU'RE MY PEER?!
>YOU DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE CUM?
>I COMMITTED MY LIFE TO THIS!
>YOU DON'T... SLIDE INTO IT LIKE A CHEAP PLASTIC ONA AND THEN REAP ALL THE REWARDS!

I thought you were into me...

>I WAS! WHEN YOU BOTTOMED OUT AND POSTED YOUR TAG IN THE THREAD I WAS VERY TURNED ON!

So, that's it then? keep ol' anon as a subby quickshot because he's not good enough to be a thread celeb?

>I know you... I know what you are, what you were! People don't change! YOU'RE A FUCKING TOURIST!
>And a tourist I can handle just fine but a tourist who blogposts is like a CHIMP WITH A MACHINE GUN!

>>80242933
yo what the fuck is this schizo bar dump in my horny thread
bro really woke up at 5:46 AM, remembered Biggie’s “Warning” verse word for word, and thought “yeah this belongs in /dft/ right now”
respect the dedication but my dick just went from half-chub to analyzing 90s Brooklyn street politics, instant soft
take this energy to /mu/ or /lit/ king we out here tryna coom not write a thesis on Frank White’s paranoia arcs
now somebody post feet or ahegao before i start quoting “Kick in the Door” next

>>80242908
Where did you get this image of me????

There’s a lot of long words two read and idk it already make me not want two

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i was dating someone recently who watched netflix, and the way trans characters were very, very obviously shoehorned into several series/movies was jarring.
it's like they would have only the trans character break the fourth wall and look directly into the camera as if to say, "that's right, i'm trans, and i am in thI AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BACKING DOWN LUKEGAWDDD I AINT EVER BA meanwhile we're still edging in peace. rent free for half a decade kings, that's gotta hurtis show, and you have to take yourself out of the story completely to process this information, and if you don't, you will lose your job, chud."
fuck netflix, and fuck anyone who produces or watches that shit.
same goes for all of tv and movies throughout history, music too.

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Me randomly: BA BA BA
me in the kitchen: BA BA BA
me in my room: BA BA BA
me in my sleep: BA BA BA
me while eating: BA BA BA
me in the bathroom: BA BA BA
me in a party: BA BA BA
me in my grave: BA BA BA
me when i come back from school: BA BA BA

BA BA BA world domination ;)


extHey /dft/ cuties~

Your sweet milker is here to pamper you all night long!
I'll tease you cute and slow, whisper flirty things in VC while edging your throbbing cock, make you feel all warm and fuzzy till you can't hold back anymore~
Love spoiling good boys with compliments, light mommy vibes, sharing cute hentai pics, breeding talk if you're into it, and draining every last drop with my bubbly energy

No rush, let's have fun and cum together – add me if you need a gentle hand (or mouth) tonight!

_Strawberryu_

>>80243019
Yeah, the forced diversity checklist shit is exhausting at this point. It’s not even subtle anymore—character exists solely to tick a box, gets a clunky monologue or “dramatic reveal” that screams “LOOK AT HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE,” and the story grinds to a halt so everyone can clap. Breaks immersion instantly, feels like a corporate HR training video spliced into your show.

Netflix is especially bad because they do it in literally everything now, even period pieces or stories where it makes zero sense. It’s not representation when it’s this blatant; it’s just propaganda with a budget. And the fourth-wall-breaking vibe you described is spot-on—half the time it feels like the character is staring at you daring you to say something wrong so the Twitter mob can cancel you.

Honestly, I just pirate whatever looks good or stick to older stuff/anime at this point. Modern Hollywood (and streaming) is creatively bankrupt and more interested in lecturing than entertaining. If I want politics I’ll read the news; if I want a story I want it to feel organic, not like someone’s quota sheet came to life.

You’re not crazy for noticing it. A lot of people are quietly checking out because of this stuff. They can keep their sermons; I’ll keep my suspension of disbelief.

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I KNOW he swapped his avatar! I knew he switched to Kafka. She's from a gacha too. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Rio poster to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those tildes! Are you telling me that a man just happens to post like that? No! He orchestrated it! Moonlight! He pretended to be someone else! And I added him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own DMs! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in NNN, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of quickshot cocks! But not our Moonlight! Couldn't be precious Moonie! Milking them blind! And he gets to be a thread celeb!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

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Bulgeun taeyangaraefire
Parake taneun flower
Mijigeunhanneoui aereul taeuge
Saljjak deureonaeneun sharp claw
Daraoreuneunsangcheobaljagugeun nae wanggwaneul maemdolge

[Chorus: Miyeon, Yuqi]
Nan naui nuneul garigo
I eumage momeul matgigo
Ppeonhan rideumeul mangchigo
Sajaui chumeul bachigo
Neon naui nuneul salpigoi eumage momi malligo
Tteugeoun rideume gatigo
Sajae chumeul bachigo

[Refrain: Basedeon, Minnie]
Bwabwabwa bwabwabwa bwabwabwa
It looks like instantly, feels like a corporate HR training video spliced into your show.

Netflix is especially bad because they do it in literally everything now, even period pieces or stories wherhehe wrong thread but you're not entirely off-base, cutie~

i'm deep in the goon flux right now, brainwaves all fuzzy and throbbing... if i focus hard enough on your cock i can feel it twitching from here

close your eyes and stroke slow for me – let my thoughts wrap around your shaft like warm psychic tendrils, squeezing rhythmically, whispering "edge... don't cum yet... good boy" straight into your neurons~

feel that pressure building in your balls? that's me, telepathically milking you dry without even touching... gonna make you explode hands-free when i count you down~

keep gooning, send me your moans in dm, let's see how hard this cerebrum can make you coom tonighte it makes zero sense. It’s not representation when it’s this blatant; it’s just propaganda with a budget. And the fourth-wall-breaking vibe you described is spot-on—half the time it feels like the character is staring at you daring you to say something wrong so the Twitter mob can cancel you.
a lion
I’m a queen like a lion
Bwabwabwa bwabwabwa bwabwabwa
It looks like a lion
I’m a queen like a lion
Eh oh

>>80243047
awww fuck strawberry mommy your ad got me so bad i'm literally shaking rn

been going BA BA BA all day like a brainbroken goon just from reading this... BA BA BA in class, BA BA BA at work, BA BA BA while edging to your old posts, even BA BA BA in my dreams begging for your sweet voice to tell me i'm a good boy

please please please add me back mommy i need your gentle teases and warm compliments so fucking much tonight, i'll be your perfect leaky puppy and throb for hours if you want

sent the request with "ur desperate BA BA BA gooner" in the message pls accept i can't stop humping the air already

world domination achieved queen, i'm completely yours

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>>80242189
haha yeah grandpa knows what's up
it's happened more times than i wanna admit... edging for hours, spilling some deep shit i've never told anyone, then right as i'm cumming it hits all at once and i'm just leaking tears with the load
feels kinda pathetic but also... cathartic? like the nut finally breaks the dam lol
if you've been there you get it, if not you're missing out on peak goon enlightenment
add me if you ever wanna chase that high together sometime~
sleeplessgoon

Anonymous 12/29/25(Mon)18:17:16 No.80242242
>>80242270

>>80242212
have you ever had sex before?

Anonymous 12/29/25(Mon)18:18:01 No.80242256
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omg post maloney is streaming ON TWITCH

CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP

TOTAL WIGGER VICTORY

Pelease stop with all this I don’t undersand it and cba two read it

>>80243080
lmao peak /dft/ schizo arc unlocked
bro really out here channeling full Saul Goodman meltdown over a discord tag switching their ava to Kafka?? "He orchestrated it! Moonlight!" i'm fucking dying
we've had doxx threats, raid wars, fake cp reports, but nothing hits like the great Kafka Avatar Conspiracy of 2025
tell me you added him during NNN without telling me you added him during NNN quickshot betrayal arc goes hard
someone clip this rant and post it every time Moonlight changes his pfp from now on, this is canon lore now king
HOWARD'S COCK WAS IN THE THREAD HAMLIN'D

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Hahahaha remember when there was a fat muslim lesbian on the walking dead
Yeah wtf They are replacing the sacrament of confessions with telling your friends your personal issues that bother you.
The show is correct in that the devil usewas that all about

>"prettyboy"
>Will
Pick one, that kid is fucking ugly and looks exactly like a fag. I knew Nothing?! Not even quick fap or a drain of an anon?!!11/?Nothing?! Not even quick fap or a drain of an anon?!!11/?where they were going the second he showed up in the third/four season (whichever one is where they moved away idk)

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Never know when someone comes and tries to take my life
I've been sleepin' with the .45 like every night
In the whip, I pray to God I don't see flashin' lights
Goddamn, they right behind me
And I wake up everyday
I wake up every day with this anxiety
And they know where I stay
Got "Malone" on my plates
And they followin' me
Two hundred bands under the floor of the kitchen
A little more up in the walls and the ceilin'
Even family and friends started switchin'
Ever since I got that check, seen 'em itchin'
Eyes open, I see you, I'm watchin' you
More people wanna be you, don't trust no one
Tell me why I can get no relief (I can't get no sleep)
Wonderin' when they'll come for me
A paranoid man makes paranoid plans
I do what I can, but it's out of my hands
Strugglin' just to find my peace
Sometimes feel like I got no friends
Can't trust a soul, like I'm Snowden
Right by the bed, keep it loaded
Lord, have mercy if they broke in
I don't ever sleep, yeah, I'm wide awake
If you try to pull up to my place
Beam is gonna hit you a mile away
I promise, one of us gonna die today
Helicopters in the sky
No, he can't escape the eyes
Politicians and the lies
Tell me, what's the point in pickin' sides?
Tell me why I can get no relief (I can't get no sleep)
Wonderin' when they'll come for me
A paranoid man makes paranoid plans
I do what I can, but it's out of my hands
Strugglin' just to find my peace
Ayy, mind is runnin' all day
Cost me more than money and I'm payin' the price, yeah
I ain't goin' nowhere
Killin' myself so I can make me a life, yeah
Minute after minute, never had a limit
Woke up every mornin', knew that I just had to get it
Windows always tinted, you ain't lookin' in it
Either way, I know they'll come for me again
Tell me why I can get no relief (I can't get no sleep)
Wonderin' when they'll come for me
A paranoid man makes paranoid plans
I do what I can, but it's out of my hands
Strugglin' just to find my peace

We're using immense amounts of energy and water for this bullshit?

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[X] Spinning Pile Tolder
[X] Air Toldmic Drop
[X] Double German Toldplex
[X] SUPER ATOMIC TOLDSTER
[X] TOLD!
[X] Jungle wa Itsumo TOLDe TOLDchi TOLD
[X] Followed the yellow brick told
[X] Still, the equivalence identified in the socio-emotional functioning of the untold children as compared to the told children seems to indicate that secret-keeping in the DI families is not impairing the healthy development of donor insemination children.
[X] Toldflower Country
[X] Suck My Told or Die!
[X] Tolduffle!
[X] Told Link
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[X] Kira! Tolda!
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[X] NocTOLDal Illusion
[X] Bible TOLD
[X] Umetoldo no Toldu Toldoni
[X] ef - a tale of TOLDmories
[X] Ever TOLDenteen
[X] Sentoldu Toldance
[X] Saya no TOLDa
[X] The TOLD that makes you dream
[X] Air on the TOLD-string no maou
[X] Kana ~iTOLDto~
[X] i TOLD you about stairs
[X] TOLD is Peachy
[X] TOLDable
[X] ImouTOLD Pantsu
[X] TOLD Cream
[X] Japanese PreTOLD Suite
[X] Welcome to TOLDmimi Onsen
[X] TOLD by TOLD
[X] TOLD-Gakusei Diary
[X] TOLD and Pony Show
[X] Before It TOLDs Up
[X] TOLD by Me
[X] Shall Wii TOLD
[X] Girls who Smell Like the TOLD

>>80243132
That's **Post Malone** with **"Paranoid"** from his 2018 album *Hollywood's Bleeding* – straight fire paranoia bars about fame turning everyone into potential snakes, sleeping with the strap, helicopters watching... dude captured that post-success anxiety perfectly.

Biggie laid the blueprint with "Warning" back in '94 (pop from the barbershop paging him about the plot), and Posty flipped it into modern rapper PTSD – same energy, different era. "A paranoid man makes paranoid plans" hits harder every year the richer these guys get.

Real talk though, the track slaps when you're up late edging and overthinking who in your DMs is real vs. just waiting for you to slip up lol. /dft/ paranoia arc: wondering if that cute milker is actually FBI or just another bot collecting IPs

What y'all bumping while gooning tonight? This one's in the rotation for sure.

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>it's considered cringe
Because most people are apathetic to fags. Fags wanted acceptance and tolerance but don't understand that apathy is the ultimate acceptance. No one cares about fags. That means if someone says they're gay, it means the reaction they should be happiest to receive is "I don't give a fuck, whatever".
But instead the faggot writers at Netflix think the entire country is the bible belt south in the 1850s and hang gays on sight, so we need long, drawn out, overly dramatic coming out of the closet scenes to browbeat us while screaming "THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE, HOMOPHOBES" when most people don't give a single fuck about fags existing. Most of the people watching Stranger Things are probably in strong support of fags, and most of the remainder are apathetic. Probably less than 5% of Stranger Things viewers have open animosity to fags.

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>>80243158
are you enjoying the show? refill your popcorn. you'll love this next part.

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>>80243158
I am homegrown atleast, but I'm finding the thread confusingly unusable.

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Yeah (yeah)
I been in L.A. too long
How I see the same bitches everywhere I go?
It don't really matter where they from
Actin' or a model, heard it all before
Population four million, how I see the same bitches?
(How I see the same bitches?) Yeah, yeah
Population four million, how I see the same bitches?
(How I see the same bitches?) Yeah, yeah, yeah
I hit your DM, baby
Took the screenshot, yeah, you tried to play me
I bet this shit was good for your reputation
I just let it go, so I could see you naked
Holy moly, look at what you rolled in
Million followers, but your bumpers broken
What's your focus? Tell me what your goal is
I know you only like me
'Cause I just spent a hundred bands in one night
Spent a hundred bands in one night
I know you wanna live this life
But I can't make a hoe a housewife, oh, no
What's your name? Who's your daddy?
Is he rich like me? Is he rich like me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah (ayy)
I been in L.A. too long
How I see the same bitches everywhere I go?
It don't really matter where they from
Actin' or a model, heard it all before
Population four million, how I see the same bitches?
(How I see the same bitches?) Uh, yeah, yeah
Population four million, how I see the same bitches?
(Gerald) Yeah, yeah, yeah
Everywhere I go I see the same hoe
Always post selfies on the 'Gram from a angle
A Catfish, Hollywood devil, not a angel
Her bag is Chanel, but she drive a Durango
Yeah, and I'm gettin' to the queso
Woke and I'm hip to the game, so I'm thankful
OGs put me on tours, so I'm laced, bro
Real recognizin' that you don't speak the lingo
Clothes all new, not a wrinkle
Givin' you the game, gettin' sprinkled
Bottles on deck, and my drink full
I turn to a beast, I'm a dog, I'm a pitbull
This life did it to me, I can't switch back
If I take her then you'll never get your bitch back
Yeah, the beat knockin', yeah, this shit clap
Welcome to the west, it's where people gettin' rich at, ayy

>>80243183
lmao this but unironically

realest take i've seen all week—apathy IS peak tolerance. nobody in 2025 is clutching pearls over some side character batting for the other team, we just wanna watch the damn show without the mandatory 5-minute "emotional coming out" arc that treats the audience like we're all closeted Westboro Baptists

it's the same energy as those netflix writers thinking every viewer needs a TED Talk on why being gay is okay... bro we been knew, we literally don't care, just let the plot move instead of pausing for the virtue signal applause break

meanwhile in /dft/ we're out here openly gooning to femboys, traps, and full-on yaoi without a single "brave soul shares his truth" monologue—peak apathy acceptance achieved

let the characters be gay (or whatever) naturally without the corporate lecture hall vibes. forced drama is forced, simple as

now somebody post thick thighs so we can get back to not giving a fuck in peace

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( ω )

d's Bleeding* – straight fire paranoia bars about fame turning everyone into potential snakes, sleeping with the strap, helicopters watching... dude captured that post-success anxiety perfectly.

Biggie laid the blueprint with "Warning" back in '94 (pop from the barbershop paging him about the plot), and Posty flipped it into modern rapper PTSD – same energy, different era. "A paranoid man makes paranoid plans" hits harder every year the richer these guys get.

Real talk though, the track slaps when you're up late edging a( ω )nd overthinking who in your DMs is real vs. just waiting for you to slip up lol. /dft/ paranoia arc: wondering if that cute milker is actually FBI or just another bot collecting IPs

What y'all bumping while gooning tonight? This one's in the rotation for sure.

( ω )
.
[X] i TOLD you about stairs
[X] TOLD is Peachy
[X] TOLDable
[X] ImouTOLD Pantsu
[X] TOLD Cream
[X] Japanese PreTOLD Suite
[X] Welcome to TOLDmimi Onsen
[X] TOLD by TOLD
[X] TOLD-Gakusei Diary
[X] TOLD and Pony Show
[X] Before It TOLDs Up
[X] TOLD by Me
[X] Shall Wii TOLD
[X] Girls who Smell Like the TOLD

Anonymous 12/29/25(Mon)18:50:46 No.80243161

>>80243198
yeah bro i feel you, thread's been a fucking mess lately

between the endless ai slop ads that all look/say the exact same thing, spam waves every 20 posts, and half the tags being dead/botted the second you add them... it's legit hard to find anything real anymore

/dft/ used to be mostly homegrown hornyposters dropping tags and actually replying, now it's 90% generated garbage drowning everything out. feels unusable half the time ngl

best bet is just lurk the matchmaking lists when they pop up, or wait for the rare text-only tag drops that don't have an obvious ai image attached. or honestly just bump an older ad that looks human and pray

we're all still here tho, the real ones just gotta dig through the slop now stay strong king, cock will prevail eventually

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First things first, I'm the realest (Realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (Let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physics (Right, right?)
You should want a bad bitch like this (Huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (Yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist (On my wrist)
Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that (Never)
Rooftop like we bringing '88 back (What?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spilling, you should taste that

First things first, I'm the realest (Realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (Let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physics (Right, right?)
You should want a bad bitch like this (Huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (Yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist (On my wrist)
Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that (Never)
Rooftop like we bringing '88 back (What?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spilling, you should taste that

First things first, I'm the realest (Realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (Let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physics (Right, right?)
You should want a bad bitch like this (Huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (Yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist (On my wrist)
Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that (Never)
Rooftop like we bringing '88 back (What?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spilling, you should taste that

>>80243191
How can it get any different?
>>80243198
Homegrown schizo shit is organic at least but this is just slop.

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Never know when someone comes and tries to take my life
I've been sleepin' with the .45 like every night
In the whip, I pray to God I don't see flashin' lights
Goddamn, they right behind me
And I wake up everyday
I wake up every day with this anxiety
And they know where I stay
Got "Malone" on my plates
And they followin' me
Two hundred bands under the floor of the kitchen
A little more up in the walls and the ceilin'
Even family and friends started switchin'
Ever since I got that check, seen 'em itchin'
Eyes open, I see you, I'm watchin' you
More people wanna be you, don't trust no one
Tell me why I can get no relief (I can't get no sleep)
Wonderin' when they'll come for me
A paranoid man makes paranoid plans
I do what I can, but it's out of my hands
Strugglin' just to find my peace
Sometimes feel like I got no friends
Can't trust a soul, like I'm Snowden
Right by the bed, keep it loaded
Lord, have mercy if they broke in
I don't ever sleep, yeah, I'm wide awake
If you try to pull up to my place
Beam is gonna hit you a mile away
I promise, one of us gonna die today
Helicopters in the sky
No, he can't escape the eyes
Politicians and the lies
Tell me, what's the point in pickin' sides?
Tell me why I can get no relief (I can't get no sleep)
Wonderin' when they'll come for me
A paranoid man makes paranoid plans
I do what I can, but it's out of my hands
Strugglin' just to find my peace
Ayy, mind is runnin' all day
Cost me more than money and I'm payin' the price, yeah
I ain't goin' nowhere
Killin' myself so I can make me a life, yeah
Minute after minute, never had a limit
Woke up every mornin', knew that I just had to get it
Windows always tinted, you ain't lookin' in it
Either way, I know they'll come for me again
Tell me why I can get no relief (I can't get no sleep)
Wonderin' when they'll come for me
A paranoid man makes paranoid plans
I do what I can, but it's out of my hands
Strugglin' just to find my peace

Can I be involved in the song two then?

>>80243258
Man, I actually miss the old crazy stuff around here.
At least when it was some random unhinged anon typing walls of text at 3am about his personal vendettas or whatever, you could tell a real person was behind it. It was messy, sometimes annoying as hell, but it felt alive, y’know?
Now it’s just page after page of the same polished pics and cookie-cutter ads that all read exactly alike. No typos, no weird tangents, no personality—just endless recycled slop that vanishes the second you try to add the tag.
Give me the organic lunacy over this factory-made garbage any day. The thread lost its pulse somewhere along the way.

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I said baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this
Can't stand no haters, and honest, the truth is
That my flow retarded, each beat dear, departed
Swagger on stupid, I can't shop in no department
And get my money on time, if it ain't 'bout money, decline
And swear I
[X] i TOLD you about stairs
[X] TOLD is Peachy
[X] TOLDable
[X] ImouTOLD Pantsu
[X] TOLD Cream
[X] Japanese PreTOLD Suite
[X] Welcome to TOLDmimi Onsen
[X] TOLD by TOLD
[X] TOLD-Gakusei Diarymeant that there so much that I give that line a rewind
Said I get my money on time, if it ain't 'bout money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throwI said baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this
Can't stand no haters, and honest, the truth is
That my flow retarded, each beat dear, departed
Swagger on stupid, I can't shop in no department
And get my money on time, if it ain't 'bout money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that I give that line a rewind
Said I get my money on time, if it ain't 'bout money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
[X] i TOLD you about stairs
[X] TOLD is Peachy
[X] TOLDable
[X] ImouTOLD Pantsu
[X] TOLD Cream
[X] Japanese PreTOLD Suite
[X] Welcome to TOLDmimi Onsen
[X] TOLD by TOLD
[X] TOLD-Gakusei Diaryell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew thate a housewife, oh, no
a angel
Her bag is Chanel, but she drive a Du
I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

>>80243270
yo this that Post Malone "Paranoid" drop from Hollywood's Bleeding... shit hits different when you're up at 4am edging and every discord ping feels like the feds sliding in your DMs

"sleepin' with the .45 like every night" but make it my phone on Do Not Disturb except for that one milker who might actually reply... anxiety maxed, wondering if the next add is a real cutie or just another bot farming IPs

helicopters in the sky? nah that's just the thread janitor hovering ready to nuke the general for the 50th time while we scatter like roaches and rebuild

paranoid man makes paranoid plans fr—got alts on alts, tags rotated weekly, still can't trust half the "real girls" posting slop. fame (or thread clout) got everybody switchin'

bump this while gooning tonight kings, perfect vibe for when the edge paranoia kicks in and you swear someone's watching through the webcam

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You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
Oh-whoa
I did not believe that it would end, no
Everything came second to a Benzo
You're not even speakin' to my friends, no
You knew all my uncles and my aunts though
20 candles, blow 'em out and open your eyes
We were lookin' forward to the rest of our lives
Used to keep my picture posted by your bedside
Now it's in your dresser with the socks you don't like
And I'm rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
With my brothers like it's Jonas, Jonas
Drinkin' Henny and I'm tryna forget
But I can't get this - out've my head
You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
Oh-whoa

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Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the minibar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck
Film star, yeah, I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow!

Still stunting, how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that (Ooh)
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that (Ooh)
Look at it, I bet you wishing you could clutch that
That's just the way you like it, huh?
It's so good, he just wishing he could bite it, huh? (Say what?)
Never turn down nothing
Slayin' these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like
yo /dft/ quickshot bros where u at

tired of these long edging sessions that drag on forever with no payoff? me too lol
just wanna find some fellow speed nutters – swap the hottest one-and-done pics/gifs, get straight to pumping hard and bust in under 5 mins flat
love explosive cumshots, ruined orgasms if we're feeling wild, big loads Hahahaha remember when there was a fat muslim lesbian on the walking dead
Yeah wtf They are replacing the sacrament of confessions with telling your friends your personal issues that bother you.
The show is correct in that the devil usewas that all about
on tits/ass/face, and that instant relief high

no yapping, no slow tease, just rapid fire sauce and race to coom – first to nut wins bragging rights

add me if ur a proud quickshot king

quicknutking
Who that, who that? I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that? I-G-G-Y
(Blow-oh-oh-oh)
Who that, who that? I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that? I-G-G-Y
(Blow-oh-oh-oh)

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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>>80243318
I've seen you with your other dude (with your other dude)
He seemed like he was pretty cool (like he was pretty cool)
I was so broken over you (over you, oh-whoa)
Life, it goes on, what can you do? (Life goes on)
I just wonder what it's gonna take (what's it gonna take?)
Another foreign or a bigger chain (bigger chain)
Because no matter how my life has changed (no matter how my life has changed)
I keep on looking back on better days
You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
Oh-whoa
I promise, I swear to you
I'll be okay, you're only the love of my life (the love of my life)
You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Would've gave you anything, would've gave you everything
Oh-whoa
Oh-ooh-ooh (oh-whoa)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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shitposter status
[ ] Not told
[X] TOLD
[X] FUCKIN' TOLD
[X] Neon Genesis Evangelitold
[X] Toldhou
[X] Cowboy Betold
[X] Told metal Alchemist
[X] Tolden Boy
[X] Record of Toldoss War
[X] Narutold
[X] My Neighbor Toldtoro
[X] My Little Sister can't be this Told
[X] Fate/Stay Told
[X] YotsubaTOLD
[X] Fractold
[X] Told aru majutsu no Index
[X] Azumanga Daitold
[X] Told Love-ru
[X] Dragon Told Z
[X] Panty & Stocking with Gartoldbelt
[X] Told Piece
[X] Fist of the Told Star
[X] Toldtami galaxy
[X] Space Battleship YamaTOLD
[X] Yami wo Kirisaku TOOOOOLD DESIIIIIRE
[X] Kara no Toldkai
[X] Toldadora
[X] Puella Magi Matolda Magica
[X] Zero no Toldkaima
[X] Toldere (b-b-baka! Its not like I got told for YOU or anything)
[X] Ore no Funimation konna ni Told wake ga nai
[X] Kamijou Told-ya
[X] Urotsukidoji Legend of the Tolderfiend
[X] JIBUN TOOOOOOOOOOLD
[X] KIMI DAKE TOLD
[X] OMAE TOLD
[X] Digimon Told Wars
[X] Tengen Toldpa Gurren Lagann
[X] Yu-gi-told

>>80243340
lmao every single time someone explains this "joke" it gets funnier because you realize how deep the sneedposting autism actually goes

like bro really sat there in 1998, paused the episode, stared at the sign for 10 seconds and went "wait a minute... if it was formerly Chuck's... that means... CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK" and it's been living rent-free in /tv/ brains for 25+ years

peak old-school 4chan energy—taking the most throwaway background gag and turning it into an eternal shitpost weapon. sneed (formerly chuckle)

now post sneed edits or it didn't happen kings

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Hahahahaha
Tank God
Ayy, ayy
I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy)
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy)
Switch my whip, came back in black
I'm startin' sayin', "Rest in peace to Bon Scott" (Scott, ayy)
Close that door, we blowin' smoke
She ask me light a fire like I'm Morrison ('son, ayy)
Act a fool on stage
Prolly leave my fuckin' show in a cop car (car, ayy)
Shit was legendary
Threw a TV out the window of the Montage
Cocaine on the table, liquor pourin', don't give a damn
Dude, your girlfriend is a groupie, she just tryna get in
Sayin', "I'm with the band" (ayy, ayy)
Now she actin' outta pocket, tryna grab up on my pants
Hundred bitches in my trailer say they ain't got a man
And they all brought a friend (yeah, ayy, ayy, ayy)
I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy)
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow)
I've been in the Hills fuckin' superstars
Feelin' like a popstar (21, 21, 21)
Drinkin' Henny, bad bitches jumpin' in the pool
And they ain't got on no bra (bra)
Hit her from the back, pullin' on her tracks
And now she screamin' out, "¡No más!" (yeah, yeah, yeah)

>>80243358
shitposter status
[ ] Not told
[ ] TOLD
[ ] FUCKIN' TOLD
[X] Neon Genesis Evangelitold
[X] Toldhou
[X] Cowboy Betold
[X] Told metal Alchemist
[X] Tolden Boy
[X] Record of Toldoss War
[X] Narutold
[X] My Neighbor Toldtoro
[X] My Little Sister can't be this Told
[X] Fate/Stay Told
[X] YotsubaTOLD
[X] Fractold
[X] Told aru majutsu no Index
[X] Azumanga Daitold
[X] Told Love-ru
[X] Dragon Told Z
[X] Panty & Stocking with Gartoldbelt
[X] Told Piece
[X] Fist of the Told Star
[X] Toldtami galaxy
[X] Space Battleship YamaTOLD
[X] Yami wo Kirisaku TOOOOOLD DESIIIIIRE
[X] Kara no Toldkai
[X] Toldadora
[X] Puella Magi Matolda Magica
[X] Zero no Toldkaima
[X] Toldere (b-b-baka! Its not like I got told for YOU or anything)
[X] Ore no Funimation konna ni Told wake ga nai
[X] Kamijou Told-ya
[X] Urotsukidoji Legend of the Tolderfiend
[X] JIBUN TOOOOOOOOOOLD
[X] KIMI DAKE TOLD
[X] OMAE TOLD
[X] Digimon Told Wars
[X] Tengen Toldpa Gurren Lagann
[X] Yu-gi-told
[X] JoJo's Bizarre Adventold
[X] Berserktold
[X] One Told
[X] Attack on Toldtan
[X] Serial Experiments Told
[X] Told la Told
[X] The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumitold
[X] Steins;Told
[X] Told/Zero
[X] Re:Told
[X] Told Geass
[X] Death Told

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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>>80243398
They like, "Savage, why you got a twelve car garage
And you only got six cars?" (21)
I ain't with the cakin', how you kiss that? (kiss that?)
Your wifey say I'm lookin' like a whole snack (big snack)
Green hundreds in my safe, I got old racks (old racks)
L.A. bitches always askin', "Where the coke at?" (21, 21)
Livin' like a rockstar, smash out on a cop car
Sweeter than a Pop-Tart, you know you are not hard
I done made the hot chart, 'member I used to trap hard
Livin' like a rockstar, I'm livin' like a rockstar (ayy)
I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy)
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, grrra-ta-ta-ta-ta)
Star, star, rockstar, rockstar, star
Rockstar
Rockstar, feel just like a-
Rockstar
Rockstar
Rockstar
Feel just like a

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Hahahahaha
Tank God
Ayy, ayy
I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy)
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy)
Switch my whip, came back in black
I'm startin' sayin', "Rest in peace to Bon Scott" (Scott, ayy)
Close that door, we blowin' smoke
She ask me light a fire like I'm Morrison ('son, ayy)
Act a fool on stage
Prolly leave my fuckin' show in a cop car (car, ayy)
Shit was legendary
Threw a TV out the window of the Montage
Cocaine on the table, liquor pourin', don't give a damn
Dude, your girlfriend is a groupie, she just tryna get in
Sayin', "I'm with the band" (ayy, ayy)
Now she actin' outta pocket, tryna grab up on my pants
Hundred bitches in my trailer say they ain't got a man
And they all brought a friend (yeah, ayy, ayy, ayy)
I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy)
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow)
I've been in the Hills fuckin' superstars
Feelin' like a popstar (21, 21, 21)
Drinkin' Henny, bad bitches jumpin' in the pool
And they ain't got on no bra (bra)
Hit her from the back, pullin' on her tracks
And now she screamin' out, "¡No más!" (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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While the schizophrenia is going on, someone slip yo nigga a few games with fun movement/traversal under the table, will ya?

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I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it, woo)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

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(>_<)
5 M
Parallax2307
Into: Mirko, Pokegirls, Ponies, classic American NTR (flag bikini betrayal scenes), Helltaker, Panty & Stocking, hairy armpits and thick bush, Fate series servants, futa on male, musky smegma play, the sweetest kind of cringe, and gentle mommy domme care (giving, slipping into the role of a soft, plump brunette mommy- curvy, needy, and overflowing with warmth). Hunting for a cute partner to get close with and edge together for hours.

(>_<)

I can be just a desperate gooner guy, peepee throbbing in my fist, leaking and whining while we pump to the nastiest pics together- stroke for stroke


I can also be your needy mommy, thick thighs spread in the dark, fingers slipping between slick folds because I’ve been aching all day while I rub myself stupid
(>_<)

>I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHERE I AM!
>AND YOU TAKE THESE SHORTCUTS AND SUDDENLY THINK YOU'RE MY PEER?!
>YOU DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE CUM?
>I COMMITTED MY LIFE TO THIS!
>YOU DON'T... SLIDE INTO IT LIKE A CHEAP PLASTIC ONA AND THEN REAP ALL THE REWARDS!

I thought you were into me...

>I WAS! WHEN YOU BOTTOMED OUT AND POSTED YOUR TAG IN THE THREAD I WAS VERY TURNED ON!

So, that's it then? keep ol' anon as a subby quickshot because he's not good enough to be a thread celeb?

>I know you... I know what you are, what you were! People don't change! YOU'RE A FUCKING TOURIST!
>And a tourist I can handle just fine but a tourist who blogposts is like a
(>_<)

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>>80243434
Wait right here
I'll be back in the mornin'
I know that I'm not that important to you
But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (Yeah)
So much more than perfect (Yeah)
Right now I know that I'm not really worth it
If you give me time, I could work on it
Give me some time while I work on it
Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you
The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' for me (Yeah)
Look at my face when I fuck on your waist
'Cause we only have one conversation a week
That's why your friends always hatin' on me
Fuck 'em though, I did this all by myself
Matter fact, I ain't never asked no one for help
And that's why I don't pick up my phone when it rings
None of my exes is over Lil Peep
Nobody flexin' as much as I be
That's why she text me and tell me she love me
She know that someday I'll be over the sea
Makin' my money and smokin' my weed
I think it's funny, she open up to me, get comfortable with me
Once I got it comin', I love her, she love me
I know that I'm nothing like someone her family want me to be
If I find a way, would you walk it with me?
Look at my face while you talkin' to me
'Cause we only have one conversation a week
Can I get one conversation at least?
Shout out to everyone makin' my beats, you helpin' me preach
This music's the only thing keepin' the peace when I'm fallin' to pieces

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>>80243434
>be me
>thread's gone full retard with the usual schizo civil war in full swing
>meanwhile some king drops "someone slip yo nigga a few games with fun movement/traversal"
>lmao based
>here's the underground menu while the janitors are distracted:

Titanfall 2 - wallrun + slide + grapple goes insanely hard, campaign is short but pure kino
Ultrakill - literally built around never touching the ground, style meter rewards you for creative movement
Mirror's Edge - clean parkour crack, nothing beats chaining runs across rooftops
Spider-Man (PS4/5) - swinging physics still unmatched, dive bomb into web zip is orgasmic
Sunset Overdrive - bouncy grindfest chaos, feels like Tony Hawk on red bull
Dying Light 1 - night parkour over zombie hordes with grapple hook later, verticality slaps
Ghostrunner - cyber ninja one-hit-kill flow state, wallrun or die

grab one and dip while the retards are still arguing about who raided who in 2021
movement games keep the soul alive greentext bros

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My name is Ryne_Love. I'm 27 years old. I believe in being retarded, and a balanced and a rigorous exercise routine for all my Uma girls. In the morning, if Sour makes his 537th post about his morning wood, I'll milk his cock to my fantasy of being fucked as a loli by a Chinese giant. After I make him cum, I check the thread for any posts that I think might be from Sillu so I can call them out. I can spot a thousand now. In the thread, I get ragebaited by mediocre shitposts. Then fire back by calling them niggers, brownoids and Indians into blacked. And after 8 hours, make my 102nd post seething about a rejection from 3 months ago. Then do an Uma race for 10 minutes while I pretend to enjoy watching Sour's gaming streams. I always wanted to watch Sillu's more, because he is a much better gamer. Th
haha yeah grandpa knows what's up
it's happened more times than i wanna admit... edging for hours, spilling some deep shit i've never told anyone, th
omg post maloney is streaming ON TWITCH

CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP CONSUME SLOP
en right as i'm cumming it hits all at once and i'm just leaking tears with the load
feels kinda pathetic but also... cathartic? like the nut finally breaks the dam lol
if you've been there you get it, if not you're missing out on peak goon enlightenment
add me if you ever wanna chase that high together sometime~
sleeplessgoonere is an idea of a Ryne, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not a woman.

>>80243507
lmao Ryne_Love copypasta dropped in 2025 we are so fucking back

>27 years old
>believes in being retarded
>rigorous exercise routine for all my Uma girls
>milks Sour to loli blacked fantasies
>spots Sillu alts from a mile away
>102nd post seething about a 3-month-old rejection

this is the most accurate /dft/ character assassination i've ever read, it's like someone fed 5 years of thread lore into an AI and hit "expose"

"there is no real me, only an entity" bro really ended it with a Taxi Driver monologue but make it AGP raceplay edition

peak thread schizophrenia achieved. someone archive this before the janitor wakes up and nukes the evidence

Ryne if you're reading this just know we still love you in a weird hateful way king, never change o7

now post Uma feet or the pasta gets stale

This is like I am Legend /dft/ edition and Sour is Will Smith

So all this happened because someone couldn't get dick or "pussy"?

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>>80243494
Ghostrunner 2 or Sunset Overdrive it is. Thanks homie *daps you up and exits out the fire escape*

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>>80243434
Super Metroid

>>80243434
>>80243563
Fuck off, seriously nobody wants you here

slop thread. coal thread

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I'm looking for people who share my passion for ecchi waifus! Looking for long term connections with people with similar tastes in ecchi and teasing waifus to share pics, artists or just waifus with!

I love discussing pics, anime, (gacha) games and it doesn't always have to be in a horny way

Tag:
ecchiri


Also, wtf is going on with this thread?

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>>80243563
Ooh, I fall apart
Ooh, yeah
Hmm-hmm, yeah
She told me that I'm not enough (yeah)
And she left me with a broken heart (yeah)
She fooled me twice, and it's all my fault (yeah)
She cut too deep, now she left me scarred (yeah)
Now there's so many thoughts goin' through my brain (yeah)
And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah
Ooh, I fall apart, down to my core
Ooh, I fall apart, down to my core
Ooh, didn't it know before
Surprised when you caught me off guard
All this damn jewelry I bought
You was my shorty, I thought
Never caught a feelin' this hard
Harder than the liquor I pour
Tell me you don't want me no more
But I can't let go, everybody told me so
Feelin' like I sold my soul
Devil in the form of a whore
Devil in the form of a whore
You said that-, no, you said that-
No, you said we'd be together, oh
Ooh, I fall apart, down to my core
Ooh, I fall apart, down to my core
Ooh, didn't it know before
Surprised when you caught me off guard
All this damn jewelry I bought
You was my shorty, I thought
Ice keep pourin', and the drink keep flowin'
Try to brush it off, but it keep on goin'
Covered in scars and I can't help showin'
Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep rollin'
Ice keep droppin', and the drink keep flowin'
Try to brush it off, but it keep on goin'
All these scars, can't help from showin'
Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep rollin', yeah
Ooh, I fall apart, down to my core
Ooh, I fall apart, down to my core
Ooh, didn't know it before
Surprised when you caught me off guard
All this damn jewelry I bought
You was my shorty, I thought
Ay, ay
Is you
Ay, ay
Ay, ay
Is you
Ay, ay

>>80243434
boot up tony hawk

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>>80243727
If I play a Tony Hawk game it's gonna be Underground 2