Location: Bethlehem Steel>Rust Belt hits allhttps://youtu.be/EaRiY7WkMhw?si=w6cus4fybECvaDX4>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread:>>80226924
Who's lurking?
>>80243447hello
>>80243170Fun Fact: Billy Joel's song "Allentown" was originally "Bethlehem" but he didn't like the connotations, plus its hard to find rhymes
>>80242942Yo yo yo.
>>80243447Lurking like a snake in tall grass.
>>80243562>yeets
>>80243602Fucking 10/10 I love it.Thank you, broseph.
>>80243618np. Junko, Stay Gold, if you're both here I got your things as well
>>80243593Howdy me.>>80243447https://youtu.be/6EMqXsy_Zwo?si=Dmxf3QZSRY1w9t7o>>80243544Interesting find.
>>80243447Hellllooooooo.
>>80243710Yes, I'm here.
>>80243883>yeets
>>80243931Umazing. Thanks again, Spook.
>>80243752>Hey! Up to continuing our RP from before?
Orbit initiated
>>80243977>You know it. Continuing from...https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80182783/#q80184841>>80184824 >>80184841>>80243977Of course, of course. Red wine.>Ezreal repeated, his voice hollow. He was staring at the clump in his hand, the weight of it heavier than the physical matter that composed it. It glistened in the light, slick with blood and some kind of moisture he couldn't identify. White streaks of connective tissue marbled the pale fat, and underneath was the deep, rich red of lean muscle fiber. Fading body heat kept it warm in his hand and gave it a steady pulse. I should be thankful for this?>He finally lifted his gaze from the perverse cut and to Yi Xi, seeing her eyes shining with an eager light, as if she had just handed him a birthday present. Those pained groans sandwiched between her jubilant speech made a jarring contrast, and he would've had something to say about those internal thoughts if he was more privy to them. With a greater presence of mind he might've been able to piece together how she was feeling - like this was some great triumph of art - but his awareness was anchored to the reality of the warm, bloody flesh in his hand. I'm not sure if I can call this a snack, even if I'm going to eat it. This is just an open wound.>Ezreal puts the piece of Yi down by her side, for her to tend to in the way that she does. If she weren't a freaky cannibal, Ezreal would've offered to tend to her wound and dress it for her. Did her victims get that courtesy? Maybe, if only to keep the meat unspoiled in some way.
ASMtomaR
No seriously winter ball has killed hg this place is dead dead
>>80243447>Yo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuy-tutIFXU>>80243710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t-969wZ7hA
>>80244637thanks for your input, dickey.
Yawnestly just yawnestly
>>80244651>yeets
>>80244663>t.dickey
>>80244690>no u thanks for your input, dickey. I can tell it's you by how nonsensical your no u's are.
>>80244718>t.dickey
>>80244723Thanks for your input, dickey.
>>80244756>t.dickey
>>80244668>Umazing shit, dude. Thank you and saved.
I'm just so bored like yawnestly
>>80244637Seems just as active as it usually is>>80244800drink some coffee
>>80244773
>>80244800ave you cranked the hog?
>>80244839Do I look like David?
>>80244894Yes
>>80244839Do I look like Richard?
>>80244910Even morseso, yes
>>80244823Richard...>>80244894Everyone masturbates. Just remember that. Every SINGLE person here has stroked their penis until semen came out before. Everyone here has cum hands.
>>80243966>>80244668>>80244773>>80244821Host?
Im irl name is richard
>>80244368>Sorry about the wait, got pulled away.Of c- oof, that smarts - of course you should be thankful! You're about to be treated to a perfectly portioned, delectable cut cooked up by a special someone - an experience you'll get nowhere else! If I were you, I'd feel all tingly and excited... and maybe I am a bit myself, anyway. You wondered what you might taste like. For as many times as I've dined on sweet, sweet flesh, this place gives me a chance to have a bite out of myself that I couldn't before. Would you be a dear and shaaare~?>But of course, first things first. Yi Xi snatches up the pound of flesh (metaphorically, anyway, a literal pound would be far too much!) and makes her way to the kitchenette in the apartment, where she prepares a pan, the stove, and begins to cut up a slice of her own skin. It's not that Yi Xi would turn down an offer from Ezreal to patch up the wound in her behind - something that, in fact, Yi Xi herself did not offer her own victims, she'd rather they die so she can get the chance to use the whole of the carcass - but today was a special occurrence, under the special circumstances of the Arena and its surroundings.I add a bit of seasoning and other specialties to make each meal real ~personal~, but... really, just the meat on its own is tasty enough! Everything else is just extra... but I'm the kind of person who likes to go big rather than go home, eheheh. Trust me, you'll love it!
>>80244934I would kill to see you unzip those pants and show me that juicy black cock
The color is talking
>>80244945gimme like 30 mins>>80243966https://i.4cdn.org/v/1767053169746312.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/v/1767052947213466.jpg
>>80244945DIY>>80245012Purple...>>80245039Guess he just likes dark colors a lot
>>80245049Thanks.>the second oneI look so thrilled.>>80244945Later. I'm adding events.
>>80244949I'm sorry your parents hate you
My name is Gregory
My name is Edwin
>>80245108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AQpUXsq7P0
>>80243447>Evening.
>>80243170G͉ͦ͢I̢͓̬͖̗͗V͖̮̬̎̔̔̔͢E̩̼̪͖̍̆ͯͪ̀̕̕ ̨͍͓̫̭̺ͤͫ̓̋̽͂͊M̡̱̹̗̥̻͌ͭ̿ͫ́́͆͟ͅĘ̸͔̭͔̝̹͓̥ͯͪͧͨͩ͟͡ ̸̢̹͚̟̩͎̉̿͒̾͛̔̊͂̚̚T͙͉̭̃ͧ͛̔̎̇ͬ͊̌͆ͨ̀̍͝H̨̱̗̯̦̀ͩ́ͨ̍̀̓̓̊́͟͡E̴̳̬̘͇̫ͬͣ̆ͤͣ͆͗̓͘̕ ̶̪̻͕̹̪͍ͪ̈́̌̓ͬ̑͛ͭ͠C̮̞̥̟̠̻̭͙̓ͮ̓ͮͪ͞ͅL͈̳̫̥̪͖̏͌͐ͬ͜͜͠I̯̼͙̭̊̀͗̋̂ͪͅĆ̵̛̮̿ͩ́́͝K̙̞̆̀͡Ẹ͗͌R̙
>>80244986>Ezreal watched her move to the kitchenette, a strange, detached part of his brain noting the efficiency with which she handled the knife and pan. It was another point of data in the profile he was silently building on her. How she described the act of butchering humans, the sensations their taste gave her, how she viewed it all; it was helping shape an idea of what kind of person he'd be sharing a meal with.Is that the only thing that makes this special - the taste? I love tacos, but I don't think I'd ever gush over them like you do about this.>Ezreal pushed himself off the bed and took up post by the doorframe, arms crossed and watching her work. This morbid act was all done with a real sense of domesticity. Talking about carefully seasoning, speaking in that approval-seeking 'ooh, you'll love this!' voice, like a friend who was really keen on a TV show and was hoping to get him into it too. I want to understand you, not really because I want to be like you. I just have to know. >Ssssss!>That must've been the sizzle of Yi's flesh hitting the pan. It sounded so utterly mundane to Ezreal, which maybe he should've found horrifying.
cool thread
Alright, gimme 24
>>80245373Marina
>>80245373Macht
>>80245373Manhattan Cafe
>>80245373purrukura
>>80245373Yi Xi
>>80245373Harley Quinn
>>80245373Ez
>>80245373purple who will drain marina's BBC
>>80245373Consul Z
>>80245373Claire Heathrow
>>80245373Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80245373Samael
>>80245373Don Quixote
>>80245373Sakura Bakushin O
>>80245373Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80245543May I see your penis?
>>80245373Star
>>80245450This is the plant's doing...
>>80245557Junko please he's been edged enough...
>>80245373Goon
>>80245373MY BODACIOUS BOD
>>80245373Link who will kill all purple demons and purple monsters if he wins
>>80245457>>80245463DO YOUR FUCKING THING ALREADY
>>80245373Pardou
>>80245642I still can't believe you're Sam
>>80245373An ODST
>>80245583>drains you
>>80245679I'm not sure how to respond to this, so I'll just say 'ello, mate.
Genuinely have no idea why Spider Dance popped into my head, but here's Spider Dance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-GAwLAO30
>>80245373Lash
>>80245310>Ah, if only Ezreal knew what kind of question he'd just asked Yi Xi! Much like that sickly sweet tone in her voice when she tried to goad Ezreal into enjoying this forbidden fruit, Yi Xi spoke pleasantly and warmly, creating a great deal of dissonance between her voice and her macabre subject.Ohoho! It's not just the taste, dear... when you have a ~hunger~ like mine, only a very certain kind of appetite can fulfill it. And since it's so unique - it's rare to find someone with tastes as perfect as mine - it's all the more rewarding once it's sated. Now, like I said, this is just a little sampling, since I've decided to be ~so~ generous to a sweet thing like yourself. But in MOST cases, I use every bit of the body I can, every cut of meat I can carve out of a carcass. You wanna talk about desecrating a body, well, the way I see it, it'd be desecration NOT to use every piece! It's what our ancestors did, after all. So, maybe I might not be able to get at THAT part of it - er, not right this second anyway, heehee - but I hope you see what I'm getting at. It's art, really! To get inside someone like this and create something tasty... mmf, it just gets me excited thinking about it~.>Clink, clink... yeah, she's definitely working that pan. Shouldn't be long now.
>>80245373A Spooky Ghost
>>80245373Mills Lane
>>80245373Alpha1918
>>80245754I recognize that artist...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wufz_QY7x0Q
>>80245761>>80245673>>80245817
>>80245817Swap >>80245642For >>80245761
>>80245763Why am I not surprised~?
>>80245817Ready up!
>>80245849:3
>>80245817I hope this is only a "if she wins the game" type of deal...
>>80245817>Star GoonI thought he was playing Xi Yi. Or is it Yi Xi?
>>80245817I am locked and loaded!
>>80245741An absolute banger.>>80245817All is well.
>>80245709(This is just a chomper.)>>80245817Begin at your leisure.Well.... The phoenix finds herself with a serpent. If only I could claim your eternal youth for myself....
>>80245817What a pretty roster we've got here! I wouldn't turn my nose up at any of them if they showed up on my plate.
>>80245817Swap's done, let's roll>>80245846Sorry m8, you staying in this bitch
>>80245709I KNEW IT!>>80245911I was wondering why the purple piranha plant trying to drain me looked familiar>>80245957If that boat got sunk I would've been done for!
>>80245957That twink ain't gonna stop me from getting that horse girl you know.
>>80245817>>80245957So. You all have any Patrons that need freeing here, or this is all just for personal glory? Doesn't matter, because either way, I'm takin' this home.
Hg needs more twinks and femboys
>>80245957Lotta car accidents and erotic artwork
>>80245957I am but an innocent serpent. I have played no part in the string of strange occurrences—It is not my fault, my mere presence drives the sons and daughters of man to act so risqué.>>80245977(Hours of PVZ and maining him in GW 1, 2, and Neighborville make it easy to spot.)
>>80246063A perfect match for the gock
>>80245903It's definitely a fun one. I think Waterfall is the best, though? Actually, there's a few contenders for best. >>80245957>will literally book burn with a cigarette >>80246076Haha, whoops.
Heterosexual relationships between a male and female
>>80245957
>>80245752>Hunger, ancestors, taste, art, reward, excitement. He extracts from her deranged response the proper ingredients to put her profile together. Well, she was mad, but her world view appeared consistent, if grotesquely self-justifying. So many lunatics think what they're doing is some kind of art. Art is something you put out into the world, isn't it? For example, I sing. My art is something that millions of people enjoy. This is just something you consume.>Her utensils clink against the pan as she tosses and turns that little bit of rump. The smell from the pan was starting to change, the iron tang of blood giving way to something more *fresh.* The fat was rendering, the seasonings were blending with the meat, God forgive him but it all smelt so good. His traitorous stomach gave a faint pang, a hungry body tricking itself into believing this was something he wanted.>... But then again, he did ask for this, and how much more can you want something than to ask for it?And it's just you. It's not like your victims can appreciate their own taste. Can't appreciate how you present them in a platter. I get it, if this really is art, that must be why you're so excited to finally have someone to share it with.>Ezreal pushed himself off the doorframe, looking for a chair and committing to the act despite, or perhaps because of, all the criticism he was throwing at it. Before he took his seat, he had one last criticism to levy on her.But, and I'm sorry if this is blunt - you literally turn your art into shit, don't you?
>>80246107Pretty mid
>>80246063>phone ringsHello? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, hold on.>hands u the phone.It's for you, broseph. It's the based department.>>80246076Eh, I've seen worse.
>>80246107Let's fuckin' GO!
>>80246107....have no place in HG.
>>80246063As a member of the HG gocks party, I fully agree.>>80245754hi gocky!>>80246078Isn't the chomper kind of dogshit in regular PVZ? But in GW2 I'm pretty sure I mained... I think it was the tangerine and the goat character you buy from DLC.
>>80246107Cringe.
>>80245817Ah, what was I thinking...>>80245957>He dies before he can remember.
>>80246076Sounds like something worth checking out... >Discarding the slate after uploading it to his own onboard computer system, the lone Helljumper began to make his way towards the center of the metropolis. Maybe if he was lucky, he might get a crack at Sakura on the way there. >>80246107>Exceedingly rare.
>>80246107I bet you kiss girls, faggot
>>80246107Get out
>>80246076You again...?Are you seeking shelter? Fine, I am willing to let you stay, for a price. To be discussed later.>>80246107https://youtu.be/KFyB449WS5A?si=GJ2mcRhYSJ9xqULd>>80246138(Yeah, he did suck, but still had a use. The Hover-Goat was fun. Citron was cool. But mostly played Chomper and Sunflower.)
>>80246076Lash being Lash, also the weapon doesn't come with any refunds, trooper>>80246108>pets
oneshota>cunny
>>80246093>WaterfallSuperb taste. It's Raining Somewhere Else for me.>>80246169Anon will never recover from this one.>>80246197One has to wonder why the owners of the data terminal haven't claimed the treasure already.
>>80246107EWWW THIS DUDE'S A STRAIGHTY! KICK THE FUCKIN' CISSY OUTTA HERE!>>80246196The GW series was some good dumb fun, I should go back to it one day even if it's probably dead.>>80246197Gotta make sure it isn't going to rain cats and dogs out there...
>>80246107>Agreed.
>>80246197Tch, "superweapon" my left ass cheek. This thing's a piece o' crap! >Or maybe he should just stick to shooting weapons instead of trying to assemble them?
>>80246197Must've been one hell of a party...
>>80246197Hold on tightly to my scales, jester. I fail to understand the purpose of your actions. But I will offer aid.>>80246257(I know PC still has a decent player base, but you get the no fun allowed script-kiddies every now and then.)
>>80246248
>>80246299Uhhhh... I can explain.
>>80246076You know, I understand where you're comin' from. It's hard not to be utterly infatuated by The Lash in every sense of the word. But, uh... I think this might be pushing it a little bit too far.... Good stonework, though.>>80246197What's one little distraction to help you get ahead? Hell, it's pretty easy with all of these weird dolls lyin' around.>>80246299Another generous gift to The Lash... but this isn't really my style. Sorry-not-sorry.
>>80246299I don't like any of these people. >The spec ops trooper narrowed his eyes at Chihiro in particular, unseen underneath his visor. And you'd better start talking.
>>80246138Hi Gocksaku. Did you accidentally take melanin instead of melatonin?
>>80246248Chill jazz vibes are nice, can definitely understand the draw. Heck, it's been ten years.
>>80246299See trooper? THIS is how you test out a weapon.Also I gotta remember to fix that broken event lol
>>80246407That guy doesn't even have arms! ARGH!! >And so it goes, the nameless trooper getting Amongus'd by Don Quixote.
>>80246299Does he even know who I am...? I'm supposed to be more important than this!>>80246303Script kiddies on a largely unmoderated game... Reminds me of BO2 whenever I revisit it for the multiplayer.>>80246385Yes, now I have a BBG. Fortunately, the melanin wears off from time to time and I can be Bowsette again. Good to see you again, Gocky.
>>80246475>drains your melanin for the thread
>>80246407My arm is now more powerful...
>>80246407Justice finally catches up to the LashAlso it really shouldn't be surprising about the stuff that's in her diary...
>>80246299I would rather not have my "devoted worshippers" sneaking into my chambers while I work and rest. Even a serpent requires privacy.>>80246407Oh my.... The previous soul had their mind shattered...! How sad....! Yet the words they left behind..?>[Snek reading a book. Whatever was jotted down must be interesting to this crimson serpent.]>[Fork tongue flickers.]I can taste their madness....! How sweet~!>>80246475(Yup. It be like that sometimes.)
>>80246534Purple won't like this one...>>80246564Rape all script kiddies. Unless they're actual kiddies. Then just like shoot them in the head or something.>>80246558THEY'RE ALL SEEING MY PENIS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>80246308>Gives the k0t some pats and squishes.>>80246401>Heck, it's been ten years.And it's still a masterpiece. And now I feel old. Thanks.>>80246407And now it's raining here. Lovely.
>>80246613
>>80246558Shame. The loss of knowledge and wisdom pains me deeply. >>80246607(Wew lad. Like vermin, you get rid of some, more come out of the woodworks.)
>>80246558https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kxmcIL4A0NELink got tired of the BS
>>80246558Gonna bet on MC before going to bed. Thanks for hosting, Spook.>>80246613I wonder if Deltarune is any good. >And now I feel old.Time does, indeed, proceed in a straight line forward. Every day is closer to eternity.Blessed night, Jibril (right?), and to everyoen else.
>>80246118It was just me - until now. Until ~you~ came along and asked for a bite. And how could I say no?! Ahahah...>Well, there's some food for thought for Ez to stew over. It seemed like he was both thinking it through up in his own head, and out loud as he talked with Yi Xi, but the cannibal herself had no reservations. She knew what she was and she was damn well proud of it, if what she was saying to Ezreal was any indication. So when Ezreal made a rather blunt counterpoint...Huuuuh? What, would you say the same thing about a 5-star chef in a fancy restaurant? Or are you only being flippant about food and the ~culinary arts~ to ME because you don't necessarily approve of what I eat, what my diet is, what I ~love~ to cook up in the privacy of my own home? You COULD be reductive like that, sure, but it'd have to be the same for anyone else who cooks... not just me, the 'people eater' as you call me. Which is a cute name, incidentally, hehehe. If anything, there's fewer differences between me and the well-to-do chefs you see on TV than you think, really.>Seems like enough time has passed. The flesh is taken out of the pan while Yi Xi reaches into the cabinets of the kitchenette to retrieve two plates. One is set for Ezreal, containing the larger helping of ass jerky, while the other is just a little bit of the fat cut off for Yi Xi to try for herself. She wants to be a good host, of course she does! But like she said earlier, she still wanted to try a bit of herself *for* herself.Ohoho, it's reaaaady~! Let me just grab a bit of the wine for our romantic dinner - ooh, er, it'll probably hurt a fair deal if I try and sit down, won't it? Hope you don't mind if I'm standing over everything, eheheh...>>80246299Don't worry, I'm used to being judged by society at this point. Heehee!>>80246684Dinner's served! And already partly cooked~!
>>80246684>creates a fire but whitely nowTHAT'S how you do it, prety boy! And now if we have sex, you won't be considered a coalburner!
>>80246684Listen, I know my masks. I am a mask connoisseur. I have seen quite a few masks in my time. Do not play with me.
>>80246661You're so precious.>>80246684Whoever thought plants needed an upgrade?>>80246701... I thought Deltarune was a fan game for years until I looked it up. Yes, I'm Jibril. Bye-bye for now.
>>80246684Note to self... don't look at any mirrors in the alleys.>>80246701night
>>80246751the masks in question
>>80246684I marvel at how advanced, yet utterly useless, human technology can be. It will not be long until this machine gains a mockery of a soul.>>80246779I pray you do not plan on using my Macca and scales to settle your debts!
>>80246684>I come back from my walk just in time!
>>80246779I JUST turned white! White privilege my ass...
>>80246786>shygal tfMy penis is confused but pleased.
>>80246779https://youtu.be/OkXjowZ_JgA?si=hOlndeqbMXkttrTc
>>80246846>>80246786The mario enemies have started taking over this thread as soon as that god forsaken plant found me... They even sucked out my octo melanin earlier than usual.
>>80246779ButterfingersButterfingers everywhere
>>80246896You know what that means?It's time to eat mushrooms and kick goombas. And we're all outta mushrooms.
>>80246779Don't mind where we're going. Got no time for putzing around!>>80246897I would've hoped it'd be clear why crossing me isn't the best of ideas in the world... but you'll see soon enough~.
why do so many people here even like kosaku so much
>>80246897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRA7-ZqxSMwith a little bit ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoR4h6SQGg
>>80246994DAMN YOU LINK!
>>80246883https://youtube.com/shorts/Jvp07hEoOjc?si=R76zs4xTkX5b3uUv>[A mix of hissing and growling for the crimson serpent.]I demand that you silence yourself!>>80246897I find him interesting. I will learn your secrets, wandering specter!>>80246994>[*HISS!*]How embarrassing. I suppose this time together can be put to use. I wish to 'know' you more, Jester, named Quinn.
>>80246994Skippn' peacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoR4h6SQGg(almost)everyone fucking dies
>>80246991The gock helps.
>>80246929If i'm caught causing deliberate injuries to my employees I would be sued up the wazoo!>>80246991because I'm totally radical and tubular!
>>80246991HG users must love reddit humor.
>>80247083>Link died >Oh no, the demons will prevail now...
>>80246897>>80246994https://youtu.be/oEod2rIERbE?si=ZztEAPONDndegqLT
>>80247083Meant to post thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WMr1dRUYe4Also winner next>Goonsquad>Harley quinn
>>80246994I may be classified as a monster, but I'm not purple. What the heck man.>>80247136>upvotes>>80247157Let's say Harley.
>>80247157>Betting on the Goon.
>>80247083This must be their doing.....Oh well, my fate for attempting to go against my oath...
>>80247157>Goons? Hired goons?
>>80247157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iN2KwYBYQo
>>80247098Yeah that too>>80247136What a hecking breathtaking statement (like that one funny wholesome 100 keanu reeves meme where he says no you're breathtaking!) >Gives you reddit gold>>80247264The gooner couldn't edge his way to the victory line
>>80247264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg
>>80247157I place faith in Quinn
>>80247264>>80247322yay Harley! congratulations!thanks for hosting spooky
>>80247322and this
>>80247264>Damn... >>80247322>>80247342>Congrats to Harley and thanks for the game!
>>80247342>Grats and thanks!
>>80247105Aren't you a Monarch? Just have whatever lawyers they send executed. Then kill whoever tried to sue you. Then kill 30 more people to show your dominance.>>80247322Ayy. Good job, Harley.Thanks for hostin', my nigga.
>>80247322Thanks.
>>80247342
>>80247342>>80247322My faith was not misplaced.Well done, Harley Quinn.You have my thanks for this match.
>>80247342Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>80246724>Ezreal is somebody who doesn't like being on the back foot in an argument, as told through the malicious look he gives Yi Xi after she forces him to confront his hypocrisy. His crude logic could be applied universally; her counter was a solid disarming tactic that he could only refute with a frustrated grunt.Tch...>And then, the jerky is plated. The larger portion slides onto the dish with a soft, fatty 'scchk.' It looked like a seared piece of pork belly, with a thick, golden layer of crispy fat sitting atop a smallish grey core of meat. Deliciously edible, unfortunately.You're right. Even the finest steak has to be rendered through the digestive track. I just...>Ezreal sticks his fork into the meat. Revulsion and hunger were fighting an internal battle, but as that smell invaded his nostrils, hunger found itself winning the war on a purely chemical level. But being incessantly critical over everything was a grounding force during this trial.Whatever, whatever. I can just throw 'you fucking eat people' right into your face and be right but I'm not satisfied with doing just that. I want to dissect your mind like you dissect people for a plate. So...>If he wants to be able to understand her, he has to greater embody her philosophy and body of work. His knife slices off a piece of a piece of Yi Xi, which sticks to his fork. Inches from his lips, he takes in the full aroma of Yi Xi, rich in iron but savory and herbal thanks to her cooking. His last bastion of intellectual and moral rejection crumbled in the face of morbid curiosity, and with grave significance he put it into his mouth....>There's a burst of flavor in his tongue, moisture of the meat being squeezed out. The texture of it is tender and yields with a slight resistance, and the crisp fat melts in his mouth. The taste was more complex than pork, having a deep savory sweetness, although that might just be him mixing up taboo and taste. The seasonings elevated it into a gourmet taste.
>>80247356>>80247264>We just had to open our mouths.>>80247322>Congratulations.>>80247342>And thank you.
>>80247322Woooo! Fuck yeah, my first Spooky win, thanks Spooky! :)>>80247174>>80247331>>80247338 <3>>80247356>>80247359>>80247360>>80247378>>80247384>>80247390Thank you all! :)
>>80247342>TFH.
>>80247421And thank you too :)
>>80247342GG everyone, thank you Spook Man for hosting and congratulations to Harley!
>>80247338>80247356>>80247359>80247360>>80247375>80247378>>80247384>80247390>>80247421>80247431>>80247442>80247452NP NP, Harley I'll give your winthing when I have it ready
>>80247421>I didn't say anything. >Because I typed it out lol. >But yeah, fucking RIP to our boy.
>>80247452Thank you Chiri :)
>>80246724>>80247413Ahhh...>A low, involuntary sound escaped him. He wasn't moaning in pleasure, it was more like a horrified recognition that he didn't hate this. His body sang with approval, hitting him with a sweet release of endorphins, rewarding him for this diabolical act. He closed his eyes and bowed his head, taking it all in. It was then, he realized, that there was actually a pleasure behind this. He didn't just not hate it, he liked it. It's good.>He admits, making an understatement even. This was delicious. Maybe more of a testament to the chef than the meat source itself but he couldn't deny that Yi Xi made for good eating in any case. Chewing was slow because swallowing was an act of confession, but the praise already escaped him, so the swallowing came next. He set his fork down with a soft clink, like he had just finished eating up an ordinary dinner and was ready to put the utensils away. >>80247342ggwp
>>80247360It's that situation where I can do whatever I want in my own land but other places will catch wind of it and put me on trial for human rights violations if I ever go there.>>80247342GG Harley TFH Stirner
>>80247342>Late thanks for hostingggg.
>>80247452May I see your penis now?
>>80247452Present it
>>80247629Shut up, I'm trying to ask nicely...
Okay, now RP.
>>80247482>>80247545>>80247569u2
>>80247413>>80247482>Indeed, one could mistake the cut of ass that Yi Xi's served up for Ezreal as a helping of pork or a similar meat. But the both of them know quite well what it really is, and where it came from. For her part, Yi Xi takes a deep breath in and savors the sweet smell of what she's poured her heart and soul into to serve up as a delectable meal for Ezreal - herself.Ahhhh... can't you smell it? That ~aroma~, enriching the air... but it's nothing compared to its succulent source.>Her nostrils aquiver and tingling... god, she just can't help herself, can she? Nevertheless, Yi Xi does in fact stand off to the side, somewhat looming over the table where Ezreal sat. Having set down his plate and provided him with a glass of red wine, Yi Xi holds her plate in her hand while she stands, knowing that it'd likely worsen her pain if she sat down. To her credit, she's grinned and bore it for quite some time now - again, that creepy smile just never seems to fade. In a perhaps uncharacteristically surprising move, Yi Xi holds off on eating a serving of human flesh as she is enraptured in watching Ezreal poke and prod at his food, like a child trying to overcome his picky eating, playing with his food and delaying the inevitable... but as soon as he caught a whiff of the seared and flavored meat, Yi Xi's eyes glimmered with excitement and perhaps a bit of love-crazy admiration for his daring venture into the morally reprehensible (not that Yi Xi ever cared about that sort of thing, but still).Ohoho... yes...(1/2)
>>80247545Ah, Geneva convention 'n shit. I feel ya, I feel ya.If you can't do it, you could always hire someone to do it for you. Like some secret police shit. Actually, I know a guy that knows a guy that would be perfect for the job. This short lil dude with a beefy mustache. He does good work. You want his number?
>>80247413>>80247482>>80247900>So rich, so thick... the problem with eating Yi Xi's brand of dinner was the obvious problem at the forefront of the mind of anyone who knew her. It's people! Yi Xi's cooking is people! She's making his food out of people! Yadda yadda. What Ezreal had to deal with now was the potential for him to overcome all that nonsense, and embrace the fact that he found what was on his plate right now was... yes, as he said, good - delicious even? Yi Xi had to know more!G-Good? Y-Yes! Of course it is! Please! I-I have to know more! What do you think? It's filling, is it not? And yet, at the same time, leaving you wanting for more... you do want more, don't you?>She leaned in close to Ezreal where he sat. It was so enthralling for her, she nearly dropped her own plate out of excitement.(2/2)
What did Chihiro mean by this?
>>80248164Ooo, that's nice, thank you
>>80248164he likes socks and he likes feet :3
>>80248164self footjob? Nice
>>80247900>>80247917>The taste was still on his tongue, ghosting him with its awful, sick pleasure. Yi Xi's eager, love-crazed hovering and bombardment of enthusiasm felt like she was applying physical pressure on him, to complete his mental collapse. Her excitement acted as a mirror to his own shameful enjoyment of the meal, and he hated it. He hated that her prying question, her guessing at what was on his mind - that was correct.Aha.>A bitter chuckle escaped him.Yeaaahhh... And I guess that's the problem, isn't it? I want more. Oh, but how do we get more, how do we get more...>Clarity slipping a little, his voice dropped low as he repeated the question to himself. Then, the coldness in his demeanor suddenly broke. The icy stare shattered and gave way to a mad smile, and he kicked his foot out underneath the table to push out the chair opposite him. When he spoke next, his voice was full of cheer.I don't think the art piece is complete yet, Yi Xi! We're still missing half the experience. Look at you, wobbling on the spot. You're completely ignoring the pain that you feel, so please, take a seat!>He gestures at the seat he so kindly kicked out for her.I think it's pretty unbecoming of you as an artist to try and give yourself some kind of comfort. You're not really an ingredient right now, not completely. Immerse yourself in your art.>He drops to a harsher tone as he lambasts her for doing something she'd never do for any of her victims. She could tell that he found it genuinely appalling, that she would overlook such a crucial detail of this process. It wasn't the moral value he was judging her on, no - it was her worthiness as an artist, something that might've actually stung that twisted ego of hers. His next comment comes out in a snarl.Take a fucking seat.
You people can RP now
>>80248164WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!
>>80248317Look up
>>80248321You're a treasure
>>80248349Stop being creepy Richard.
>>80248317Look down
>>80248164that perfect pink donut...
>>80248337>>80248428
Assholes don't actually look like donuts why are they drawn like that
Richard isn't allowed 12 feet near schools btw
>>80248473Because donut fuckers
>>80248512Go fuck a donut.
Richard's almost 60 years old by now irl and he's doing this when he could've chosen to have kids and be a grandparent.
>>80248367You're not a treasure
I miss ultron
OH LAWD>>80247306Looks like one of the most popular avas in /erp/ was a man all along, who lied about having not having a penis...
>>80248545i dont care about /erp/fags go fuck off to /erp/ if you care so much about them
>>80248545>erp is a sausagefestRiveting information.
^^^ Seething nigger
>>80248589Says the typefucker
>>80248545>Pulling a Junko in 2025 - 2026
>>80248602R-Rude.>>80248612Ex-typefucker. I'm also a faggot so I can call erp a sausage fest. I'm just being truthful.
>>80247861Looks like a major HG shitposter has the exact same vernacular as an /erp/ shitposter. Suspicious.
>>80248545on a forum i set my gender to female as a laugh then a couple years later i was in a VC with some guys and one of them goes "WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE NOT A GIRL??"is that a funny story? i think its funny. laugh retards
>>80248545>implying there are women on the internet
>>80248300>Yi Xi almost seems... upset? Disappointed, maybe? Either way, there's a faint glimmer of a tear forming around the outside of her ducts. Why? Because Ezreal seemed to misunderstand her. Like everyone else in this twisted world that rejected her at every turn, thought her crazy, sent her further and further down the path that she, admittedly, was already on, but would she have gone as far as she did if other people didn't snarl at her, like Ezreal was doing now? For a moment, Yi Xi thought she had found a kindred spirit, someone who she could share this gift with, finally, after so long! The cruel irony of it, however, was that Yi Xi misunderstood Ezreal herself, too. She could sense the contempt radiating from his demeanor right now, but she interpreted it as him being another in a long line of what she saw as puritans, believing that perhaps he had gotten too far into the meal and regrown his conscience. Instead, he was, in a way, testing how far *she* was willing to go.S-So... y-you don't like it then? You just want to twist the knife into me, too?>Nevermind the fact that Ezreal said he did like it, that he wanted more... or that Yi Xi herself was usually the one twisting the knife, quite literally, and now she seemed broken-hearted.Y-You misunderstand me. J-Just like everyone else! Uwaaah... You think I won't take a seat? Of course I will! Hnf...(1/2)
>>80248680https://youtu.be/xj5eCpzlXa0?si=vfd_fqbAwQSjzDRd>>80248672Someone send Doakes over there.
>>80248300>>80248716>In spite of her pouty, upset attitude, there was still something in Yi Xi's voice that made it sound like an act. It was never clear how much of what Yi Xi was presenting from herself was, in fact, an act, given her usual unending smile. If anything, the only time she seemed genuine was when she was waxing on about how much cooking people and eating them made her happy. But even when she was playing the victim, Yi Xi still tried to compose herself.Okay... y-you don't need to be such a jerk about it, though. That's the kind of attitude that gets someone on a stick, you know...>Setting her plate down on the table across from Ezreal, Yi Xi approached the chair that he had kicked out from under. Now forcefully presented to her, Yi Xi carefully placed her lower body on the seat... and given the wound that Ezreal had cut into her ass, it hurt. Badly. She squirmed around and showed visible discomfort, gritting her teeth, but still tried to force a smile as she looked directly into Ezreal's cold, steely eyes that had changed on a dime.Isn't... nnf... isn't this lovely, dear~?>Was it just Yi Xi, or did the chair itself make things worse, too? How about YOU try sitting in the world's most uncomfortable chair while you've got an open cut on your ass?(2/2)
>>80248719Send Debo instead. Doakes got beat up by the Bay Harbor Butcher.
well at least we can trust that kosaku is a real life futanari... Right?
>>80248750All Deebo will do is bike around, throw bricks, and call everyone a bitch. He's the wrong nigga for this job. We need a detective nigga.>>80248761Seems legit. I'd say trust your gut.
Listen, you fuckers. We still have Flare and her creamy panties. You are the real sausage fest.
>>80248761Bruh, Kosaku is male IRL. Get your delusions out of here.
>>80248589This is unironically a bombshell in that community because a lot of people thought Reze was a girl, and t b h he never denied it. H̶e̶r̶ His simp army is going to fracture over this.
>>80248792Then we wait for him to recover.
>>80248814it's very clearly a girlcock but ok
>>80248833>never deniedHe encouraged it and acted the part, for YEARS. I am literally shaking right now and wishing he never posted that
>>80247136Fork found in kitchen
>>80248862>I am literally shaking right nowAlright let's not get gay like Reze about this
>>80248545it's always funny to see shit like this happen>>80248761>>80248814>>80248838Yes, I wouldn't lie at all like those evil dirty people in /erp/. I was born a biological woman but I was also born intersex, which replaced my would-be vagina with a penis.
>>80248833I want to get interested because, y'know, shitposting, but as soon as I open up that thread, I see a mlp pony getting railed by a random anon. I can't take it seriously. I just start laughing.
>>80248923You don't understand.We were already struggling for weeks now. This is like dropping an atomic bomb on a baby with pneumonia. It's over.
>>80248926Kosaku, could you please not feed delusions ironically for five minutes? I will downvote you on YouTube.
>>80248926Kosaku, could you please feed the delusions more for ten minutes? I will subscribe to you on Twitch.
>>80248716>>80248734>There's a faint look of satisfaction from Ezreal as he sees Yi Xi suffer through clear discomfort, and take on that offended, upset demeanor, but it vanishes when she forces herself to smile through it.Not accurate.>He ignores whatever babble she has to say and focuses purely on dragging out some artistic integrity into this meal. He cuts himself off another piece of Yi Xi, with no hesitation this time as he chows down on it. He's looking right at her while he eats, showing none of that restrained pleasure he was struggling with earlier, just eating it like it were any other meal.See? You've spoiled my meal.>He pushes the plate out in front of him, signifying he was done with it when there was still yet a sizeable piece of Yi Xi left.You aren't embodying your art. The people you kill, do they ever smile about it? Are they ever on the same level that you are? No, no.>He smiles bitterly and shakes his head.I don't think so. See, your art is inherently selfish. I think sharing it with anyone is disgusting too. You've chosen a lonely muse, turning people into food. Letting them suffer the indignity of being made into an object.... Ahh, and you've finally gotten the chance to play ingredient, and you're smiling about it? No - NO!>BANG!>Ezreal's hand balls up and slams down onto the table, rattling the plates. His hair draws a curtain over his eyes, and a casual flick of his head moves it back into place. Another outburst is held back by grit teeth, and vented with a calming sigh.
>>80248716>>80248734Aha, ahh... So how do you usually do it? Do you draw out the process and gloat to the victim about how they'll be your next art piece? Do you make it quick and get it over with? I dunno, I've heard another canninbal say that the emotions somebody felt beforehand can really enhance the taste. Of course, pain was the tastiest, because why wouldn't it be?>He scoffs.So tell me, tell me tell me tell me. How do you do it, huh? And... Can you be a darling, and stick both of your hands out on the table for me?
>>80248972I'm telling the truth, dude. I'm intersex. No ironicness from me here nuh-uh. >>80248992W's in the chat
>>80249053Would you consider yourself an /erp/ ava?
>>80248948Hot...
>>80243170https://youtu.be/Lj4BidHk3yE?si=uWbJF_CyrsMfXxkc>[Factories used to mass produce certain types of goods. Once more, a tiger flies into a new area. As a precaution, the tiger focuses on enabling his natural active camouflage. Never know what can be found here, especially given his last few encounters. For now, he'll hang a top on a rusting pipe, just enjoying the view for now.]
>>80248719thanks
>>80249090I have the capacity and capability to do such, I just will not. No, I am not.... Well, unless the ERP is funny. Still not an /erp/ ava though.>>80249109It's called clopping, dad. It's perfectly natural.
>>80249137Would you ERP with Gocky?
Wow /ERP/ is literally melting over that huh
>>80249181
>>80249137It's hot is what it is
>>80249125
>>80249159If it was funny, yeah. If it's not funny? Nah.>>80249181a place dedicated to having people cum over words on a screen has a lot of drama for some reason>>80249211I'm a clopper for real I'd fuck the shit out of pinkie pie and apple jack.
>>80249217That kot scored a random crit on the second hit.Ouch
Applejack is one word in this case. Fake fan.
>>80249235Give me some of that trixie
Hello! I come from /erp/. As people here have already mentioned our thread is exploding and will likely be unusable for days, so I decided to check out the second biggest roleplay thread in /Trash/!I have a few questions, if you would be so kind as to answer them. First, how does roleplay here work? Do you rp killing each other during your games? That sounds fun. Second, how is the shitposters situation here? Do you have an infestation of them? No offence, but I've been told so repeatedly in my mother thread
>>80248761>>80248814>>80248926
>>80249289>First, how does roleplay here work? Do you rp killing each other during your games?Games RP is about characters fighting/killing each other while outside of games its all soapbox drama RP for the most part, yes.>Second, how is the shitposters situation here? Do you have an infestation of them? All of our shitposters are all of your shitposters, so yes.
Oh shit, here's Dr. House. Run away.
>>80249289>InfestationYupTbh there's probably significant overlap...
>>80249289>Second, how is the shitposters situation here? Do you have an infestation of them?:3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOSSIE>>80249289>First, how does roleplay here work?Same as normal except we're in the Arena, which makes everything that happens here persistent. And the location of the Arena changes each thread 'cause magic or something.>Do you rp killing each other during your games? Yeah but game RP isn't canon unless you want it to be.>Do you have an infestation of them?You could say that lmao.
>>80249259you passed the test>>80249289Same situation as your place, just that the roleplay (mostly) isn't erotic.>>80249292Nuh-uh I'm intersex
>>80249349The big shitposter has arrives
>>80249366>>80249251
>>80243447>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YArJCoBYUj0
>>80249411>arrivesFun fact: if I ever win a Junko game, I plan to claim the ultimate shitposter title.
>>80249289Think of the HaitchGee ArrPee as DND-lite text-based Mugen. Literally anything goes. We got tea shipping and autistic fight ArrPee. Some peeps have killed off Avas before, depending on the events (or if they feel like it.) As for the shitposter, they probably overlap with the SexeArrPee threads before.>>80249414Damn. 30 years for a cat is a long time.>tfw this cat is older than you
>>80249416>https://youtu.be/Xn-JobZlsQo
>>80249465it certainly is. may she continue to be treasured by her mom.
>>80249013>>80249029>One might expect Yi Xi to continue on with the charade of playing the victim of Ezreal's beratement, but instead that Stepford smile on her face only grows larger... and larger, as she suddenly breaks out into maniacal laughter, throwing her head back and her long black hair flowing with it.Ahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh... oh, you're a riot, Ezreal. You know what? Normally, in any other place, in any other time... I'd really start to sweat right about now. I mean, it's textbook, isn't it? You - hah - you want to turn the tables on me, make me feel what my meals felt before they died. That's - hrk - that's what's going on here, isn't it? Ahahahaha!>Yi Xi rocks back and forth in her chair, like a kid bored in class. In her case, however, she just can't stop moving around, giddy with excitement at how all this was unfolding.You're right. You can call it 'selfish', but really it's... it's lonely.>All those subtly sad and pathetic admissions Yi Xi had peppered into what she said before were coming to roost. She seems almost thoughtful for a moment, before turning her wild and crazy gaze right back to Ezreal's eyes.THAT'S the word I'd use! I-If anything, the life of a butcher like me's a tough one! Like a real... hardy cut of meat! You've gotta... hah... c-cut deep to get to the good stuff. Is ~that~ what you're doing right now, Ezzy? How cute...(1/2)
>>80249013>>80249029>>80249558>WHAM! Yi Xi's hands slam down on the table as she flashes her teeth in a devious grin to the blonde adventurer.Now's about the time I'd start to defend myself, make sure I don't die and I can keep on satisfying my hunger, unimpeded... but really, it's... hah... it's just another reason why this bloodthirsty place is oh so lovely~. You know what I'm about to say, right? Go ahead! KILL me! And in this Arena, I'll come right back, just like all the other times I've been killed in combat. So extract every bit of drama and emotion that you can from me before then. If you cook me up afterward, it'll taste all the better, just like you thought it would. And if you don't do it yourself... then you know for a fact that I'll ~gladly~ take up the mantle. - and shove it down your throat UNTIL YOU LIKE IT! Then we can indulge in this together, you and me, find someone else to carve up and devour... or maybe it'll be your turn next~? Who knows...(2/2)
>>80249513>Really good. Teto has found her way onto my playlists more and more lately. Hope you've been well.>https://youtu.be/0RL0Fkuz0x8?si=5QsNHwnFQ8iu4LeU
>>80249558>>80249584Come to /erp/, our thread is much better for rp like this.
>>80249680Bea already does ERP here lil bro
>>80249547Yep. If she's still healthy and has the will to continue on for a cat her age. Then it is written she'll last another 5 to 10 years
>>80249680>bonks uIt's not our fault your thread is imploding. Don't be tryna steal our RPfellas.
>>80249642>yeah just a little sick over the past few days so i've just been napping>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxm99_3b230&
I saw my cute fox fren un a park again.Did I miss anything cool?
>>80249767ERP is imploding
>>80249680>link two posts that are asking the same person somethingthis is your brain on gooning all day. don't be like this.
>>80249716I don't need to steal anything, your regulars flock to our thread by themselves already.>Sakuya, Pulchra, Kosaku...
>>80249723>Woah, that one's really good. Haven't heard it before. The beat is great.>Sorry to hear that, atleast you have a good reason to be napping this time heh. Hope you feel better soon, would be a shame to head into the new year sick.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUA_Y1W_62o
>>80249778What ya mean by imploding?We shitposting ERP? I'm down if u are.
>>80249793this happened once
>>80249793>continues bonking uDon't care, get bonked.
>/erp/ losers are so desperate for a whiff of pussy they idolize and build a cult around a femanon>it's literally just some mentally ill fag larpingOh no no no will the simps cope or rope?
>>80249793>being surprised gooners are going to /erp/Get an avafag the least interested in sex over there and then I'll believe you're good at recruiting.
>>80249833You should come visit me in ftt again, cute fren.Was fun having you there~
>>80249794>i love that song, the fact people are still using flipnote today is amazing, and don't worry i shall shrug it off, i'm strong kinda
>>80249703now i go. see ya satan.
>>80249852Nigga, I literally made two posts there once. And they were shitposts.>bonks u too
>>80249805>>80249833>>80249843>/HG/gers TERRIFIED because they know big Jamal /erp/ is here to stay all their avasKEK KEK KEK
>>80249879Get bullied!! Bleeeh~
>>80249558>>80249584>If looks could kill, the sheer malice in Ezreal's gaze would have ripped her to shreds. Pure, unrelenting, seething hatred shines in his tired eyes, making him look more alive than he's ever been. Hate is the only thing potent enough to let those dark circles around his eyes look like they're no longer there. And as she rants at him, boasts about how she'll just come right back, how she'll make him indulge with her, that hatred only burns so much brighter. And when she's just about to finish speaking, he cuts her off anyways by plunging knife and fork through a hand each.Shut the hell up!>He snarls, spittle flying from his mouth. Craziness could often endure through pain, but he hoped by twisting the utensils he's stabbed through her hands, that was pain enough to throw off that disgusting grin of hers. Of course, though it was no twine, the way her hands were pinned into a fixed position, it might've brought to mind a parallel to trussing. Was this an overwhelming amount of pain, or a beautiful presentation of a future meal?Shut up! I'm not going to eat you, you rotten bitch. Yeah, you can tell what I'm trying to do, good for you...>As if to disrupt any image she might have of being presented as a meal, Ezreal ruins the aesthetic by making a mess of her. Nasty red gorges are carved into her hands, bone splinters and breaks in unflattering, jagged patterns. He was trying to force the emphasis on pain, on mess, strip away all the artistry and revel in the actual brutality behind her work.And how's it feel? Do you feel like a piece of art, huh? How do you feel?>Desecration. Complete and total desecration of everything she stands for, that's what he's aiming for. It's the only outcome he could reach in this furious state he was in. Each stab into her hands was fueled by an unrelenting source of hatred.How do you feel? How do you feel?
>>80249883>stay all their avasnigger hands wrote this.
>>80249883>eslNow I can take the easy way out and lazy shitpost and call you brown.You're brown. Brownie.>>80249913The nigga above you is brown.
>>80249856>Heh. I got a similar reaction when I posted it earlier today. About flipnote I mean.>That's what I like to hear. Let's hope the next year will go well for us both. Any plans for it?
Hand 'em over. The fuck are /hg/gers gonna do?
The one real difference between HG and erp is that HG roleplayers want their characters to stay as in character as possible whereas erp roleplayers just want a generic whore with a (popular cartoon girl here) mask on it.
>>80249883>stay>Using black namesHave you used a toilet today?
>>80249403
>>80249929>>80249933I'm phoneposting and laughing so hard because we're literally DRAINING you niggers of all your regulars and there's nothing you can do about it so calm your tits, you wish I was brown kek kekity kek
What the fuck is happening here...?
I'm phoneposting and laughing so hard because we're literally DRAINING youPenis
>>80249924>Ooh, very exciting turn in the story. And in Yi Xi's hands. I hate to cut it off again, but such is the pain of timezones... Am I good to catch you again another time soon? Getting late on my end again, sorry.
>>80249964The problem with your logic is that you assume I want those kinds of regulars to be in here.
>>80249876He glow.Have a good one man. Hit the showers
>>80249933Unless I'm stoned, that's our usual resident shitposter.. the capslock KEKS are his trademark.>>80249968You..Me...Lewd cuddles..
>>80249942Depends on the ava
>>80249793Yeah I went there like 3-ish weeks ago and never again. Didn't even do anything substantial. Just got bitched at by one of your shitposters and then left the thread.>>80249883I went there once as a tourist and never again. That's a very sad win if you consider that as such. Also you're ESL and brown.>>80249963NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80249934>i will beat more games, 1cc something, and try to learn at least 1 hobby that isn't vidya, beyond that though no ideas
>>80249995You literally scheduled a session with Erika to rape her Peach LOL. It's okay, /erp/ is better, you can just say it.
>>80249964>phonepostingMay God smite and sanitize your cum crusted phone and leave you forever deviceless.
>>80249942Depends on the avafag. There are for sure some generic whores but also people who take it quite serious
>>80249987I'd say so. Our resident brownoid is probably a cross poster too.
The only thing lil bro is draining is his lifespan by shitpostingGet a real hobby
How do we stop our avafags from posting in /erp/? It's literally humiliating that they would even consider posting in that shithole
>>80249942>HG roleplayers want their characters to stay as in character as possibleMost of them I think.One of the few exceptions I can think of is Pulchra admitting he never played ZZZ.
>>80250061The yapfags are literally OOC 90% of the time what are you talking about
>>80250003>You'll have to stick with a game for more than a day to accomplish that you know? Heh. Did you ever 1CC EoSD on hard? Or is Meiling still in the way?>I would like to greet more next year.
>>80250054lmao
>>80250036You surely remember nigga anon, dooce.. he went to ERP after I bullied him away and was shitposting there with one of his frens for a couple months.The shitposters on hg and erp overlap a lot.. same with members.Sadly none of my frens here ever go to ftt.
>>80249987*Cuddles*
>>80249942ERP by definition is something that you have to bend a character's personality to fit most of the game. Most characters would never get into sexual situations.
>>80249942Depends. I'd say the avas who don't care about the character they're playing with like Najimi or HSKW are just more loud and easy to spot. We definitely have avas that want in character rp, they usually get shitposted for being picky.
>>80249984>No worries! I won't be around for the next couple days for New Years stuff but I'll be around shortly enough. I'm not sure if it's off putting or anything but thanks for letting me indulge in the completely deranged side of Ezreal I imagine has been cultivated after eight years of Arena trauma. I don't do it very often...
>>80250093My beloved little cutie~
>>80250106How big is your penis and do you shave it or nah
>>80250013First of all, it was an obvious joke and it never actually came to fruition since it was a jokeSecondly, I'm not scheduling anything on 4chan like a doctor's appointment so I can have fanfiction e-sex with someone. The shitposters from /erp/ seem equally as delusional as the ones we have here. Considering someone touring your threads as stealing them is a rather flaccid win IMO.>>80250054Reverse psychology works pretty good
>>80250086I wasn't around for doomed. I only know about 'em via namedrops.I believe it. HG and ERP used to have major overlap back in the day. Anons, shitposters, even avafag overlap. HG and ERP were close to being two sides of a same coin. Especially back on /b/.I wonder what happened.
>>80250106>I'm playing a cannibal, broski. I don't think you need to worry about being off-putting. This has been really fun so far, one kook trying to drag a guy down with her... is he going to go crazy trying to not go crazy? We'll see! I'll catch you whenever, then.
Honestly reading these posts I'm gonna kill myself. Because of stupid new /erp/ niggers our thread is getting all of its regulars stolen.We are laughingstock.They're mocking and dunking on us.I'm literally shaking and I'm so fucking angry.We will never be seen as a serious thread againVidrel is how it feels
>>80250086>>80250134Dooce* not doomed.Fucking hate phoneposting.
>>80250078>one day i'll get over my adhd habits... and yeah meiling is still walling me but i did take a long break so i might get back to it>and i might join you at a point if you decide to arpee>anyway, i'll be off now, byee
>>80250139I liked the ERP version better.
>>80249801This>>80248545
>>80250115Really small, and there's enough hair to make an afro wig with.>>80250138>Cya around!
>>80250134What happened.. hm..Wel my best guess is maid and bocchi. Those 2 and their endless relationship drama in both threads.. they also were regulars in both and in dft.. and they brought all their friends with em.. and with their friends also came the shitposters along.Without those 2 tards connecting all these threads the people don't go hoping around as often.
>>80250180Do you think I could have it then? I have male pattern baldness.
>>80250152>This chat was a welcome surprise, thanks for that. Hope we get a chance to RP in the future.>Till next time, be safe.
/erp/ is my favorite thread in /trash/, I love spending at least 8 hours a day pretending to have sex with fictional anime women who are actually morbidly obese jobless men IRL. Unrelated but my skin is the same color as shit and I live in a third-world country.
>>80250196nah
>>80250219bro
>>80250121>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79972163/#q79979379>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79972163/#q79980369Stop lying and join our thread permanently already.
>>80250190I see, I see. New hg lore drop for me.Makes sense to me.
Kamina...>You think you fucking fags have it bad? What, your little feelings got hurt and shit? Try me, the pathetic piece of shit with an heart full of scorn over the dumbest shit: pride. Pride of what? Pride of character.>The ERP threads are a shithole and all now but I was there in the early days when all was nice and peachy. I picked up a character I truly loved to ERP as and made myself somewhat of a part of that community, so I took a few days off here and there and then shit hit the fucking fan the day some poor bastard decided to use the same character I played in the threads.>You want to know what true autism feels like? It's not resent, gloom, or even your romantic despair. It's anger. As much as I hate to admit it, I was a massive fucking reason why those threads took a sharp turn downwards. I shitposted and samefagged and derailed threads with different types of artificial drama in order to scare off the person who took MY character. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't, and the threads were especially shit that week.>I've made fucking tier lists, fake Discord screencaps, fake accounts and identities to get close to the people who would wronged me trying to crush their hearts/morale so I could have the pride of being the "one". Anger drove me hard.>I even remember picking up a character to shitpost with, Negan from Walking Dead, but even that fucking character was taken from me by some ratshit bastard three months later, pretending to BE me and everything.>But the worst part of it all is that I never use my characters to ERP anymore, nor did I do so when I succeeded in my plans. No one even knows who I really am in that fucked up community, anyway, even though I'm still a name that gets positively tossed around here and there.>I've manipulated, created, and destroyed connections for over four years now just so I could be the only person playing a certain character in the threads.
>>80250242I might even have the chatlogs somewhere.. uhh.. Nigger anon once told me he is "fighting on bocchi's side" and follows him around into erp and hg and then shitposts the people who are mean to bocchi and whatnot.. and nigger anon had friends too..So if we consider that, it's very likely all those people left with the death of bocchi and maid. Maybe they just goon in AI threads now..
>>80250190>>80250242>Hoping around as oftenNigger we have fucking Kamina who does that already. He's in the council. We have a bunch of niggers already hopping between threads from your discord since the fucking /beta/ pedo drama don't act like this shit is anything new.
>>80250246>>80250190This is why we don't want you fucking niggers in our thread. You only bring schizos and drama. Ignore that spamming shitter saying we're stealing your regulars, we don't want you. Stay in your fucking thread and stop coming to ours.
>>80250262>>80250262>>80250262
>>80250282Kamina has been yours since 2015 newfag go suck owains bbc
>>80250279Sheit, nigga, I dunno. Don't be yellin' at me. I'm out of touch with that shit.
Discord is a plague on these threads.
>>80250279>>80250282https://files.catbox.moe/owy0h4.mp3
>>80250297Nigger, you think we're fine with it? He literally gets shat on every time and people hate him. At the end of the day 99% of the problems from our thread boil down to /HG/. You are all a bunch of unironic schizo niggers and I wish you died
>HG has more confirmed IRL females than ERPKek
>>80250343Who do you have? We have two, possibly three.
>>80250241No thanks! In fact, you've further convinced me to not join /erp/. If you feel bad you should go ERP with that guy reze who just revealed himself to be a fat 40 year old sack of brown shit pajeet who worships and eats bovine feces for fun.
>>80250326>At the end of the day 99% of the problems from our thread boil down to /HG/.meanwhilemr. bedside whiskey stirs up endless dramanozo shitposts all day on his deathbedmilky creeps around like a pedophile in a schoolyardnobody can forget the hell owain brought upon the threads
>>80250364Don't forget the shit with Spoiled and Azula.
>>80250326YABBA DABBA DOESNT OWAIN OWN A DISCORD BREEDING FACTORY FOR HIS BBC
>>80250358>pumps you with melanin for the next thread.
>>80250358Good, ignore that shitter and stay here. We don't want more futanigger writelets like you.>>80250364Nigger, our shitposters ARE YOUR shitposters. If every IP who posts here regularly was blocked from posting anywhere else I promise you nearly all of the shitposts in /erp/ would go away
>>80250326No. Fuck off. You jiggers gave us TND who fractured this community because he couldn't handle criticism over his shitty game. Kill yourselves and take Clarent back. >>80250397Shut the fuck up Star.
>>80250358You are literally brown and a tranny, holy projection
>>80250395Thank you, anon. I can finally be Marina again!>>80250397>>80250478Coming from the thread known for taking our worst garbage and making them your regulars, this doesn't mean much. Thanks for being our figurative toilet.
>>80250492Can you stop before /erp/ raids us? You're getting worked up and shitting on pretty much sister thread because of a local schizo larping like he's from /erp/
>>80250492We didn't make anyone our regulars, nigger. Maybe if your thread wasn't a literal cemetery bumped by schizos they wouldn't have left for ours. But by all means keep them, we don't want /hg/gers shitting up our thread. We are done. Any larp of friendship between our threads is over. I speak for the majority of /erp/, btw. We fucking hate you and hope you die.
>>80250516You can just point out the irony of /trash/ HG being the thread that happily took in /b/'s rejects and trash. The King of one shitpile is trying to talk down to any other thread.
>Futanigger thinks he can shit on our tradpose avasLOLLMAO
hi from /erp/On behalf of everyone else, fuck you and your dying thread.
>/erp/ falls for the dumbest troll of all timeWhy is one thread letting one guy ragebait them this much?
