haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80232984/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
I love you poss
>>80243907why did you repost my post somewhere else
>>80243881>>80243832post the scopping poss pic...please
>>80243971
>>80243907no
>>80244044thank you... what does it symbolize though?
>>80244044
>>80244110
>>80244134>>80244133ummm... hivemind ?
>>80243907no actually im going to try to post here even more than i already do
>>80244133>>80244134are they brothers
>>80244133>>80244134you're pbfs now
>>80243929love you too
made the mistake of looking at /tttt/ugh no wonder ya'll don't stay in the containment board that you took over
i made the mistake of making the mistake of making the mistake of
>>80244467women are never content to have their own space, they have to invade yours so they can leech off your energy and creativity and soul
>>80244551yeah
pbf who i can take bikepacking and bushcrafting and exploring bandos and try trainhopping with so it's not as dangerous as doing this stuff solo
>>80244576making human babies is difficult okay
hmm should my dog fursona have the same fur colour as my hair, or should i go with the iconic colours of that kind of dog.why does this question bother me so much, it's not like it matters like i could make them the 4chan board colors for all it matters
>>80244750natural colors are 100% the way to go
>>80244750make it the color of the politics that you identify the most with
>>80244745asl32 m central mn
>>80244745https://youtu.be/UW2uKuS37Sk?si=wq_wu41my367XB06
>>80244750natural colors with some nod to your hair color
>>80244750I'd think of it the same way as I would about buying an expensive jacket, and what kind of color you might want for such a prominent item that you're going to be pairing a lot of different colors and accessories. Different kinds of colors send different messages depending on what kind of image you're trying to present.
>>80244750do what makes you happy
>>80244950okay nothing then
fr tho we need to get a move on killin these nazis
>>80245213which ones?
>>80245238sorry i should have specified usa nazis
fr tho we need to get a move on kissin these possies
>>80245350agreed
>>80245350really tho!!! there are so many un kissed and its like wtf
https://youtube.com/shorts/8jiTGeXGrAwis this what pbf is like
*does this to you*
>>80245320ok which ones
>>80245516why is this creature so rude i dont like him one bit
>>80245516does what
>>80245705brian griffin?
>>80245800that
>>80245800mogs
>>80245705what services is he trained to provide
>>80245962a nice warm hole to squeeze into
>>80246010sorry but that is not considered a service as per the ADA and I must ask you to take your animal outside this place of business
>>80245962tax evai mean tax services low effort dessert preparation services like a box of pudding and a premade pie crustall these services and moresometimes lessoh you can put a leash on him too to unlock premium services
i actually really wanna get one of those high energy cattle dogs that need a lot of enrichment but take really well to training so that we could go off leash hiking and take car rides and go in public together without any freakouts or misbehavior (but not in stores or restaurants because it's not a real service dog (they're trained to wait patiently on leash outside of the store while i go inside))
>>80246029*starts fucking the dog right in front of you*
boys are dogs and i want one
>>80246010just like my favorite shoestrang animation!!! yay ill take him ill take him!>>80246043what if i ask him to be my boy friend and investment portfolio manager>>80246157i dont have anything to say except i love those dogs too and if you dated me like 5 years ago i would have been like that but a human
>>80246157do you get to fuck it?
>>80246200whenever i think about getting a dog of my own i think about how many pets live their entire lives within the confines of a house and never even see outside of the backyard and never have a chance to learn anything about the world at all and it makes me so sad that i can't stand to think that my own son could end up that way, he has to have a chance to go outside and meet people and do things and experience the world and he deserves it and i wanna give it to him and hug and pet him a lot>>80246231not unless it's a dog (human)
>>80246200he doesn't know anything about investing he's a complete fraud but he will be your boyfriend
>>80246157i thought you wanted to be a dog
>>80246281i think your son (doggy) would be loved and have a beautiful life and he would be petted by friends and strangers and be so so happy>>80246307yay doggy boyfriend!!! *starts looking up jumbo size cages so we can sleep in there together squished super tight*
>>80246179i hate you
>>80246337*locks you both in cages*
>>80246333i want to be some kind of cyborg
>>80246366no pets for you
>>80246417*eecapes finds the kibble bag eats a bunch and falls asleep in there**you come home to a poss inside your cabinet having eaten a whole box of lucky charms*
>>80246231
oh man i could so so so see my pbf asking if i want a bowl of kibble and he pours me lucky charms. its good i dont have a pbf actually because he could wrap me around his finger with doggy stuff like that.
>>80246491EAT
>>80246491eatposs is wearing a dress, the dog being straight is a good thing
>>80246467not that kind of cage
>>80246518bitey is so me
if i hate my steam name is it better to make a new account and family share my old games, or just to accept it and change the display name
>>80246878you can change it in the settings
>>80246878why wouldnt you just change it?
>>80246542i would still break out and eat the kibble (marshmallow cereal) as a rebellion>>80246543bitey is really extremely me too like if i could draw it would be half demesea(?) and half bitey stuff
>>80246911yeah but you still log in with the old name>>80246919doesn't kill the old name entirely so someone might see it one day
>>80244467trouble in terrorist town two?
>>80246942you can do a "stay logged in" option too so you dont have to enter login details even when you restart the pc
>>80246043you are literally texting while waiting for food to be prepared. please take your time while im distracted by dog
>>80246200>never have a chance to learn anything about the world at all you mean pit bulls who live in a cage an fight to die?
>>80246942>omg deadnamingthe main reason why FA's classic theme is being killed offfucking fuck
me finding my pbf at thirty (im fops) (just a dream didnt actually find one)
>>80247106ill never have this
>>80247106ill have this
>>80247144neither will i >>80247194do it poss give us all hope!!!
paging otterposs. did you ever learn how to become an otter?
>this dudes in the goon cave>what kinda lame ass only has a goon cave>?>well i aspire to have a goon cavern>is that kinda like how batman had goons>batman didnt have goons, he beat up goons>is that gooning?>why stop at the goon cavern, you can have a goon complex>the goonerplex>goonerplex>like the epcot center but instead of a giant golf ball its a load>is the epcot center a golf ball?>nah its like a earth but future kinda thing isnt it?>goon complex, what a goon institute>the national institute of gooing>is that, ni->*obscene laughter*real work conversations.
>>80247106me and my pbf
>>80247392no… sorry i have no good news for you on that front… still not a cute semi anthro otter having lots of otter sex and swimming around being happy…
>>80247514fops looks so happy there im glad you’re both so happy together!!!
hey poss i got you a treat at walmart here it's crismas cookies they were half off and guaranteed fresh until january 20th so you can take your time and enjoy a little chrismas every day (i will understand if you scorff them all before tomorrow)
>>80247581im very thankful for him
I wish I could be fully gay instead of only finding non masculine guys hot. i will be alone forever!!!
>>80247621god how did i get so lucky to have you in my life… want me to make coffee and we can split them???
>>80247748youll be alone forever because you follow 4chan memes of attraction
>>80246983>>>/lgbt/it's so trans-centric nowadays that people refer to it as just /tttt/
>>80247621i actually bought some of these today but they didn't have the christmas ones
>>80247528no progress on my end either but i’m glad to see you’re still aroundฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ
i should self immolate
>>80247788it's a little late for coffee, maybe milk instead for me please? >>80247890me too hehe
I know i whine about it daily but jesus christ why am i in my 30s physically but at-best 20 mentallyhow is that fair, how is it fair there's nothing i can do to change that. how... well, i kinda know how it happened but it's sad and boring and boring.
>>80247953of course! we can always have coffee in the morning (lattes or moka pot or french press your choice). i was gonna make it with extra love though i hope thats ok
>>80247918whoa cute otter emoticon…. thank you fellow otter poss someday one of us will find it… the rainbow connection… the possers the wossers and racc… and we will become cute anthro otters and knock up all the cute anthro otter girls and try on the femboys too and be so so so happy and only keep posting here to let other possums know that happiness is possible
>>80247953i also got eggnog and it's great
can you believe it guys? christmas just 360 days away!
>>80248116>hits you with a baseball bat through out window
>>80248125ohhh nnoooooooooooooooooooo
we're closer to 2030 than we are to the start of covid
do you think we're closer to the end of the world or the start of it
>>80248167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4T6nRPC1Q
>>80248077raccy is just the best
>>80248167this is a really good edit
>>80248265some posses are really good at editing pics
>>80248265the gay muncher...
>>80248286el new world diccionario…
>>80248335me when candy popcorn is around (i have a full bag from christmas)
possums are so talented
>>80248226definitely the end of something
unforeseen consequences
>>80248460my life
>>80248533no
they tested me for autism and apparently i'm not autistic which vexes me. if i'm not autistic why am i the way that i am despite my best efforts and a relatively normal upbringing? grrrrrrr.....
>>80248608*pets u*
>>80248608i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo
don't hate yourself too much that you don't take a nice bubbly bath every now and again!
>>80248886>your pbf stealing your food and giving it to his soon to be pbf
…
sharing my gummy worms with ny obf (he bought them)
>>80249024
>>80248911i hate myself so much i barely want to be alive
looked at an account created just to harass somebody and now i'm weirdly sad even though i don't know any of the people involved
my relatively normie friends refer to me as the possumi consider this a great success
>>80249533yeah i bet you would...
>>80249533you are living my fucking dream poss (there are like ten different animals i would want to be known as though)
>>80249533you made it poss. congrats
last night i posted about what an amazing day i had and being really happy about finally having a friend but then some stuff happened and now i no longer feel comfortable with them so we're not friends anymore and i dont think i'll ever be ready to have friendsspent all day crying sorry to give you guys false hope
>>80249533cute>>80249724relatablelove you
>>80249724:(can i ask what happened or is too raw to talk about
>>80249724that sucks poss but it happens. i hope you can trust people again someday
i cast upon you my whitest most vrilly yakubian alabaster wiggacurse straight from the blue fires of wiggerhell in palest agartha
>>80249724nooooooo are you the one that went to the train station and also found a sewing book? i’ve literally asked in two threads how you turned it around and now i hear this
i realized that for me making friends isn't difficult. what's difficult is connecting with people. i just dont like most people.
long leg louie
>>80250225i love this opossum
>>80249724im sorry poss i hope you somehow find twice the happiness you had before or even more
i realized that making friends isnt difficult, it's just that im the problem. it's all my fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqXWbGFYrts
I drink soder I eat pizzer
wossing to brians cousin jasper cause my pbf disapproves
>>80250875why do you think you're the problem?
when a poss whos a little puppy meets a poss whos a little kitty https://x.com/shouldhavecat/status/2005685973624008807
i always eyeball the amount of creamer i use and i realized i had no idea how much it actually isi've been adding 300 calories worth of creamer to my coffee every morning, every day, for the past decade+. measured it at 10 tablespoons. 50g of sugar.what the fuck. what the fuck
>>80251082yeup. took me a while for it to click too. if i make coffee at all i only do black now.
gay dads rock
>>80251025because i terminate all of my friendships on my own for no good reasoni'll delete my accounts at random with no warning and then wonder why i'm spending christmas and new years alone with no one to talk toeverything i touch turns to shit
gay moms suckwait… i guess they wouldn’t suck because they’re gay…
>>80251129there must be a reason
>>80251112yeah i think i will go that way as wellcutting down to a reasonable amount is going to be the same amount of whiplash as just going down to black methinksmight as well fully send it
this could be us but you playin
>>80251144yeah. i'm the reason. it's me. it's all my fault
>>80251129you should reintroduce yourself to people you’ve broken ties with. i’m sure plenty of them will be thrilled to have you back. my current best friend i didn’t talk to for a few years because they did the same.
>>80251173what are the other reasons? surely there was a thought that crossed your mind that made you want to terminate those friendships.
>>80251181hahaha, good one poss.it's been literal years. everyone's moved on, everyone's gone. they've already forgotten about me, i'm not going to go make another account so i can embarrass myself again
domestic rats look so polite
>>80251259they're evil and they pee everywhere
>>80251259they are very sweet and pretty smart but also live very short lives
boys who are wuffy vs boys who are yeeny
>>80251268>>80251269one of us is right and one of us is wrong
>>80251241uh no..?i’ve known more than one person to have returned to my online friend group after years of being away and ive always been happy to see the even if they were never super prominent in the first place. for a fair few people who knew you, it’ll be like a returning character from a few seasons or games ago made relevant (automatically kinda cool). you are being silly. make your return.
>>80251318secretly you are both right though……..
>>80251351no, im not doing that again. ive crawled back with my tail tucked between my legs a million times before and im not doing it againit's over, i left them behind for a good reason, even if i cant exactly remember that reasoni'll struggle to pry my way into another friend group, where ill inevitably repeat the cycle until i give up and stop trying
>>80251463what was the reason?
sometimes people i used to talk to message me on discord and i can't handle it cause i'm not on antidepressants anymore
catty catboy
bratty batboy
>>80251477i just said i dont rememberusually it's a feeling that builds up over time. i realize that im not welcome anymore, or i need to move on cause i was using that account since i was 14 and i said horrible things with it and because of that i cant expect these relationships to go any further without things getting personal and risking things blowing up in my face irl, or maybe im newer to the group and everyone else already knows each other and i cant get an in so i just quietly delete everything instead of embarrassing myself trying to force my way into somewhere i dont belong. maybe it's the fact that we knew each other for literally years and basically never dm'd and played a game together maybe like twice, and i realize that continuing this is a complete waste of my time and mental bandwidththe classic "they made a new groupchat without me in it behind my back" has only happened once but it was with my only irl friend group which is really cool and awesome and definitely hasnt fucked with my head in ways that i cant really perceivemaybe that's why i treat friends like employers, where they are, at best, apathetic and unaware of my existence, and at worst actively plotting behind my back to fuck me over and throw me out on the street. if i'm no less than 10 minutes away from losing years of building a relationship up with you and ending up with nothing but my dick in my hand, yeah, maybe, just maybe, i'll start bolting the second i start feeling the first inkling of you shooing me towards the doorare you happy, reasonsposs? that that answer your fucking question?
>>80251722so you weren't able to establish a connection with them
>>80251774fuck you
>>80251822you and i are very alike
>>80249724its all your fault why r u like this
Do we like hairy possholes?
picks you up like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/Brli7scPiXg?si=Hl47p_nIT7PNrIOx
>>80251722i hate to give such a canned answer, but those issues are pretty universal experiences even if you feel them specially hard. everybody said stupid shit as a teen, nobody worth anything at all cares. i have multiple left-wing friends who were former hitler sucker-offers as a kid. tell your friends about inane shit that happened to you, make bad jokes, invite people to video games more often. being social when you aren’t generally social doesn’t make you look weird or desperate. if you are reasonable with your friends they’re reasonable with you. give people more benefit of the doubt.
the reasonable thing to do is to stop trying to please people who don't like you
>>80252043what do you do if nobody likes you
>>80252073keep looking until you find someone who does
sometimes people will go to me for something deeply emotional and i try my absolute best to be a comforting human in responsebut i'm always wondering, like why would you ever pick me for this i'm like socially retarded
its easier to be alone forever
being alone sucks though
its eepier beepum
good morning possy! I can host games on parsec if anyposs wants to play something with me!
have sex with women, be a straightposs>>80243969real question why did he post it to /r9k/
>>80252638>have sex with women, be a straightpossI'm bi but dickleaning.
why are you stalking me?
>>80252524
>>80252692any room can be the backrooms if ur poss enough
youre such a forest critter you know that?
>>80252764is that why i feel so scared just walking around my house and stuff? grrr i hate being scared of random awful things happening to me why cant i have pbf to comfort me!!!
>>80252638gayposses give better bjs
>>80252825pbf who says stuff like that to me because i keep going to the bathroom to pee and then drinking lots more water and then going to pee and then
what do you do when your friend is about to be homeless
>>80253035become homeless with him
