/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadPlapsow EditionPrevious: >>80234143
I need some milf to do this to me..
Caren, come see this picture.
come home slut
xth for ___!
>>80245449Ilulu's dragonmilk
>>80245449Bound and gagged voluptuous heroines.
>>80245449being a hung shota and fucking a mommy built like the OP pic
>>80245449Straight Shota with an older girl that is actually way shorter than the boy she is grooming. Bonus point if she is also flat
>>80245449
>>80245725Sounds pretty interesting, but where are you gonna find a flat short woman?
Give me your French toast recipes.
>>80245449my wife!
>>80245768Nadeshiko definitely doesn't think that this is extra lewd. She probably thinks Rin is pretending to be a doggy.
>>80245914Doggy doo!
>>80245874Make taost, add cinamon, add mapel syrup
>>80245914Magilou is a top tier Tales girl...based!
>>80245940>make taoistinstructions unclear, now there's a gay here
Need my ass squeezed until I cum!
>>80245982Taoist with toast
>>80245859JapanHonestly I just find amusing the idea of a 24 yo loser girl that could pass for a high schooler getting obsessed with a 1X boyThe girl being like 140-145 cm and the young boy being around 160 cmWhen they have a date no one suspects there is a crime happening before their eyes
So Toji just defended poverty asuna and created a fake poll just to simp for them. Why again do we like that guy?
>>80245874Alright, so get some day old bread. Sourdough if you're feelin crazy. Something real thick cut.Soak slices of them bitches in beaten egg (If you want to be fat, you can use two whole eggs and two egg yolks, but 2-3 eggs total if you're making like 4-6 slices)Oil up a pan. Cast iron is best, but you can use that ceramic non-stick pan your grandma bought you like five years ago that you haven't had an excuse to use, it'll be okay.This is non-negotiable HEAT UP THE FUCKING PAN FIRSTSlap one or two slices at a time in the hot pan and LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE for 2-3 minutes. Flip, same story.Take them out, put them on a plate, add a pat of butter on top, then you've got a choice.Your choices are:Powdered sugar (classic, looks best, tastes like mama made 'em)Syrup (Less classic, looks a bit like someone nutted watery on your breakfast when the butter melts)Honey (Gay.)Agave Nectar (Gay, expensive)Or a combination of powdered sugar and syrup. Don't combine powdered sugar with anything other than syrup or I'll be mad at you.
>>80245922Nadeshiko tried looking up new camping techniques to impress Rin, but her fingers slipped while typing and she got a whole different set of techniques showing up and she's too much of an airhead to realize, that's my headcanon... making her act like a doggy is definitely cuute too though...
>>80245449I want to rape the angel devil. That’s all.
>>80246208Isn't the angel devil a boy? You can't rape boys.
>>80244857The hell do I gotta see...>>80245484Me as Darkness here.>>80245982Adorable...
>>80246259confident looking jobber lady uooo
>>80246259Who Dat Caren?
>>80245449Being a little boy with a huge cock who is the perfect prey for drunk cougars.
>>80246319Can Motoko even get drunk?
>>80246233Watch me. His gender will officially be Tenga when I am through with him.
>>80246170Pffff... getting taught how to tie those kinds of knots and honestly thinking it'll be something helpful in camping is funny. Ways for them to never get separated... Definitely why the leash and collar is there too! Of course Rin knows exactly what's going on but she likes Nadeshiko and isn't against it... might be thinking there'll be more after!>Pic closely related!
>>80246208You. Would you play any CSM characters besides Quanxi?
>>80246287Heh my agenda is spreading.>>80246298It is indeed Caren dear Milky.
Wat do you want to play today?
>>80246493Oh I meant the girl you're posting
>>80246392Yes, I probably will end up doing so, and it wouldn’t take much to convince me to do so. However, I’m in a huge top mood, so if that doesn’t align with your tastes, you should probably keep your butt away from me.
>>80246493Shit, if your agenda is handsome women I will spread it for you.
>>80246549Something super cute with me as Forrest would be nice! Been replaying Fates, he's still as cute as ever...
>>80246389It has lots of knot tying so it must be camping related! It's just some sort of weird new trendy thing for them to be wearing those knotted ropes. She'll take Rin on a nice nature walk I'm sure, just hope she doesn't get hungry or they might not make it to the tent before she starts trying to make a snack of Rin... lots of nibbles and eating out!
>>80246639Warning! This is a man!
>>80246577Ah nah just a girl from To Be Hero X with white hair. >>80246597Heh they said spread.
>>80246655The person I referred to as a man is a man!? N-No, of course not! It was...it was a typo! A typo!!! See, here's a picture of two cute girls doing cute girl things as proof!
>>80246549>>80245484Defeated Heroines!
>>80246659Ah understood. Permission to ask for the horse again soon?~
>>80246761defeated by what?
>>80245151Who the fuck is this suppose to be?
>>80246592Hmm…would you count power-bottoming in that? If not, then I still got at least one idea to throw your way.
God it’s been like 4 days since I came becuause I’ve been sick all week..,Insanely pent up catboy…
>>80246818Who does it look like?
>>80246800Villainesses!**Darkness and Esdeath are not required, just kind of the general idea.
>>80246875i'm crying who the fuck is this
>>80246875Wonder woman?
>>80246776Oh definitely though can't promise too much these days since I tend to be busy year end but if soonish means in January then I'll probably be available sometime.
>>80246920It's Ambula.
>>80246934Somali bean dish?
>>80246930January is good. I'm like, super busy this week. I just got a lot of work calls and probably can't do much. I am just in need of some nutrient rich horse milk and Caren love.
>>80246361She likes to act like one.
>>80246899Would it count if darkness is forced to be my loving girlfriend as the only means to support her party? I'm pretty sure a stable and loving environment is her idea of an emotional defeat, she actively wants the bad ending.
>>80246978Just thought I'd warn you at least in case you wanted it like this week since I can't promise too much but yeah take care of your work stuff. Hopefully it lets up soon for you to enjoy your time. And of course hihi, I'll be sure to touch up on her a bit to play her well.
>>80246858I do count it. What do you have for me, pretty boy?
>>80246899Fan of Esdeath huh? You must be wretched.
>>80246875...Janice from Friends?
>>80247150She was but one option.>>80247039Would wife Darkness, yes.But in this case she was the easiest example to find images for. I’m just kind of looking for a general voluptuous heroine I can bind and gag.
you know you can just rp with ai now, right?
>>80247200Ah, you're looking for the heroine, not as her. Thanks for letting me know, hope you find her!
>"i want yuri between a defeated heroine and a villainess">"ok but what if you were my loving girlfriend in a heterosexual relationship also you have to give me breast milk this is non negotiable"
>>80247254Was this post necessary? Why do you need to do this every day?
"Art can be a window, and art can be a mirror. Great art is both. You’ll never be a true artist if there always a a mask between you and the viewer, especially when the viewer is you.""Reze" was an avatar of desperation for me. Over three years ago, I abandoned everything in order to seek self destruction and explore sexuality in a way where I felt helpless. Over the years, I learned more lessons than just ways to get hurt.I'm a man. I was always male. I was never interested in becoming a woman, or loving men, and I wrote a woman that wrote here to vent out my self-indulgent anger and emotional pain. In order to serve that persona, I lied to others about my real self.I apologize for the deception. I can do nothing but tear down what I've made, in order to rebuild. I don't expect acceptance from everyone. I don't expect to remain friends with all of the people that I've found so much value in, over the years.It's time for me to stop allowing this to rule a part of my life, a part I have emotional investment in. There are people I care about too much to let this go on. This is what I am, and I'll no longer hide behind anything else.I'll still write whatever I feel like. I think women are hot and cool and amazing when they're driven, and I still have vignettes and images of women I want to present here, in writing. Nothing else is changing for me.I'm just putting aside the mask.
>>80247306Wow, that's so gay!
>>80247213Yeah, but you gotta like... Trick it into doing a good job.
>>80247306I know this took a lot willpower to do. Your capability is still admirable."2026 will be your year" would be a silly thing to say, but I believe you can make it your year.
>>80247306Verso's drafts are some fucking bullshit on hard mode.
>>80246644That's what she'll tell herself, but then when they walk by other campers and see em in their regular gear, she'll be made to face reality... unless they take the quiet nature routes that barely have any people. Walking side by side with nothing but those ropes... clinging to each other extra tightly to stave off the cold...Nadeshiko's gonna learn how sweet Shimarin tastes between her legs and get addicted to it... she'll be extra monstrous and gluttonous and never once be satisfied!!Also also am finally done with workkkkk. Time to head back home and see if I roll Senior Xiao'guang!
>>80247432is it worth redownloading the game for?
Patty, would you play Princess Bubblegum with me again?
>>80246973I just got mentally flashbanged by that Jacob Frey video.>>80247149Would you play Nayuta? One idea I had with her was that she would somehow discover sex without Denji knowing or something and decide to try it out on him. I was thinking she would use her manipulation skills on Denji (I don’t think he’d be difficult enough to need her chains), then use him like a dildo until he’s drained. Something along this framework sound appealing to you? If not, I got a Power idea for you instead. I would’ve added a domination loss angle—something like Denji breaking out of her manipulation but either being too horny to stop or too pissed not to punish her—but you don’t seem like you’d be into that.
I wonder if erp misses me
>Reze is a manSomeone check in on the simps. Put them on suicide watch.
>>80247475Patty should play Bubblegum so I can NTR her vampire bitch girlfriend.
>>80247306Pecs or gtfo!
Eirin, when you get a sec
>>80247150SNIFF
Nyo.
>>80247588Not sure why anyone is surprised. So is Patty. If this is what helps Reze’s mental, then good for them.
I’m sure there’s something in the archive that proves this claim, but I knew from the get-go.
>>80247306Please tell me someone cracked your trip
>>80247458It'll be a nice quiet spot with noone around, hopefully! It'd definitely be an unforgettable camping experience if someone sees them though, too lewd... And nothing can to the 'Shiko when she hungers... Good luck on your pulls! I gotta farm rolls to try and get her weapon, gotta resist the urge to spend till Bina comes out in genshin...
Will people stop acting like Reze is a victim now?
>>80247101>Teeth once shown in a grin are clenched as anon slowly but surely forces the hilt of his rod against her puffy asshole. Rarity gasps as his hips touch it, head pinned on its side with his hoof on her hair. She can gyrate her hips, throw them back: the only thing she can't do is hide her expression while she squirms beneath him.Ohhh FUCcck.... I didn't think you'd shove it all in in one go.>However covered in drool her face may be, she's returned to her usual coy self, gently rocking as her ass clings to Anon's huge donkey dick. She twists and swivels, then her butt strikes Anon in the abdomen to make some space between.Give me a little room! Ugh. I can't believe you really put such an abomination inside of my butt.>She groans, pushing her hips against him as the flared head of his dick gets bent in the first curve of her intestines. With another grunt, she begins lifting her hips away from him, slowly tugging them away from his dick, dragging her anus over his medial ring. The flared tip is too large for her to even pull out. Rarity yanks her hips several times, but her ass won't let go of it. She has to arch her back until his penis bends so much half of the flare pops out.: with the ring sideways, her ass can stretch wide enough to let it out with a faint "pop."Mmmnnhhhh, goodness gracious, what a whorekiller you have between your legs. Even in this heat you can't help but stick it somewhere warm.>Her butt bounces his dick around, letting the weight of it slap the fleshy mound between her cheeks. Subtle gasps escape her each time his girthy rod hits her softest spot. Teats with erect nipples are squeezed tightly between her haunches, then with one dip, she shoves the head inside again. It was too slow to just push his dick forward though: instead, rarity swings her hips in spirals to force it in inch by inch until she's twerking her ass against him.Rape me! Let me feel your nuts swing into me! I want to feel the drum of what's coming!
>>80247306Why would anyone believe you now, considering how deceptive you are to begin with?
>>80247680No.
>>80247580Hey, some of them even miss ME, so someone out there remembers the good old days when you were around fondly. Guarantee it.
>>80247588SIMP STATUS>>80247680>>80247771IT'S OVERKEK KEK KEK
Everyone. You may find this hard to believe, but I have actually been a woman this entire time.
>>80247863Uhhhh based?
>>80247580Depends on who you are
Reze is lying because she wants to see if their popularity and relevance in the thread comes from being a woman or not. Do not fall for it
>>80247306This unironically only made me want to write with you more.
>>80247896That sounds like Reze but hasn't she been failing to get rp for some time now?
>>80247791This is true. For I am the one who misses you.
>>80247525I’ll be frank and say I’m maybe one or two chapters past part 1. I plan on reading a ton in the coming days, but I’ll need to accomplish that first. Not only does the idea work for me, but I actually prefer that reversal you mention being thrown in there. On the rare-ish occasions that I bottom, I quite fancy there being at least some element of my top tossing me around. I presume you’d like your Nayuta with no peen, then?
So you're telling me "Reze" made "Reze" as an ava and that ava played avas? What?
>>80247896unfathomable levels of cope
>>80247719Don't be sillyAs long as Reze continues to play females, he'll never be looked at as a victim
biofem recount NOWWHERE ARE THE VAGINAS AT
>>80247927Aw, thanks anon.
>>80247968crickets
Is there proof patty is female besides the anon who played overwatch with her?
>>80247960never not be looked at as a victim* , even
>Toji prompted all of this BASED
>>80247791thank u
>>80247929Damn, I see. I don’t mind waiting a bit, so by all means catch up on the manga before we play this out. If you’re down for the dom loss halfway through as well, even better. Thanks, uh…Tenten? That’s a name I saw floating around the same time you popped up, so I’m guessing that’s you, but feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. Call me Toji.Oh, and yeah, I’d prefer she doesn’t have a dick for this. I’d like this to be at least a little accurate to their respective characters.>>802479680–>0
Everyone post their tits NOW so we can decide who deserves to be simped and salivated over!
>>80248003Real name got semi doxxed here years ago, likely by Owain
I see most avas as the gender of their face regardless of actual gender, so this won't affect me.
>>80248003Nigger even that isn’t proof in of itself. Patty’s a dude and anyone that says otherwise is delusional.
>>80248034Why are you shitposting Flare and her creamy panties?
>>80248047I personally assume every ava is male at default to heighten the experience for myself.
KEK KEK KEK
>>80248050He literally heard her voice though in voice chat thoughbeit
>>80248098I heard Patty’s voice and they’re actually an elephant moreverbeit. Like nigger what are you saying. Cannot wait for you simps to freak out when you realize that guy has a penis between his legs.
B-Broodsow’s still a foid though, r-right…?
>>80248145God I hope so. I need that sassy black BBW to be true.
TONIGHT ON /ERP/ NEWS>Reze drops the ABSOLUTE NUCLEAR BOMB that "she" was, in fact, a MAN all along! Three years of deception and simps GONE in one post!>Toji SHOCKS everyone by sticking his neck out for Poverty Asuna and Spoiled! An ava SHILLING for well known malicious shitposters!>Hungry for more Toji IMPLIES he does not think Flare is FEMALE, joining the "meanposters" calling them a TRANNYAnd 2026 isn't even started! Stay tuned for more JUICY thread lore drops!
>>80248145I never was. Your foid is in another castle.
NOOOO
>>80248168Toji was always a shitposter and I'm tired of pretending he's an ava worthy of respect.
It's... It's all MEN...?
Askers?
Don’t worry, guys. I’m still a biofem.
>>80248250>Don’t worry, guys. I’m still a shitposter.FYI
okay this is epic
>>80248034I see. Nobody respects the sanctity of the “Penis Havers” title emblazoned on the card that I worked so hard for. Woe is me. Abloobloo. I don’t know what the context for me to have such a name is, but sure. It works. You shouldn’t have to wait too long, Toji. Is there anything you’d like to sprinkle in to make these plans all the more enjoyable for you?
>>80248314You play women? Nice.
>>80247306Oh fuck.
>>80247641Hewwo
>>80247306shut up tranny
>>80248314I got no idea where the name started, but if I had to guess, maybe whoever started it was trying to call you a 10/10 and fucked it up. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.I don’t think there’s anything coming to mind for me to sprinkle in, but if you got anything you wanna add, be my guest.
I had my suspicions, since anal really isn't a popular fetish with foids.I am keeping a close eye on two avas who I think are foids hiding. Patty is not a woman. Women don't do Blacked/BNWO rp. Gyarlotte outright confessed being a foid, but I doubt that's true. AI slop pictures together with being a cockslut screams AGP.
>>80248442It’s not even the blacked RP. All I needed to see was their futa on futa session with hskw to arrive at that conclusion t bh
>Slap Slap Slap Slap>The distinctive sound of a fat, ripe horsecock slapping against its owner's belly>Its owner being a remarkably beautiful, obviously lascivious horse, of course>He stamps his front hoof demandingly and thrusts his hips into the air suggestively, slapping his belly another few times with a meaty resounding thwack
>>80248442anal is hot when its two dudes
>>80247306>"I-I was only pretending to be a woman for years I never wanted to be one"You look like pic rel and your family hates you.
ERP?
>>80248474GGRRIIIFFIITHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>80248522I could always go for horsimus maximus if my partner missed the thread change
>>80247467Memes and some really cool cinematics. No real story beats.
>>80248355I just wanted to apologize for leaving you hanging. I swear I was typing up a reply and closed my eyes just for a second and next thing I knew it was 8 hours later. I guess I'm still recovering because I didn't even feel that tired okay that's all I wanted to say you have a lovely day now smooch kiss.
>>80247306Reze this is your call to become a male ava.
I just found Rance's Twitter account and he's accused of grooming minors lmfao
Which avas do you think are foids, Anon? And why? Tell the class.
>>80248035Do gross hairy moobs count? Surely that's what you want to see. Some fat fuck's pimply bullshit bitch tits.
>>80248572Lol if you were that tired you needed your rest, bwaka. It's all good. I-I can get Eri-time whenever...>Sniffles.
>>80248421Mmmmmm. Right. That’s totally where it came from. Nice save. If nothing else, then I’ll be seeing you around, talking dildo.
>>80247306Oh me oh my mm mm mm babe! I am so proud of you for being honest, Mr. Bedside Whiskey.
>>80248623Yukari is 100% one she's just a fujo pretending to be a dude
>>80248589/HG/ is laughing at us, calling us a sausagefests. We are laughingstock.Everyone is mocking and dunking on us.I'm literally shaking and I'm so fucking angry. We will never be seen as a serious rp community again. Vidrel is how it feels
>>80246259It's you, kid.
>>80248689Who
>>80248668Scaramouche... daddy....
>>80248689But I love sausage.
>>80248724Skiii be do bo be bi bop dippity do dow! That's me babe.
>>80247306>I can do nothing but tear down what I've made, in order to rebuild.Are you dropping your Discord friends from here?
>>80248603Rance is probably having a heart attack over the Reze thing.
>>80248760Wait a fucking second.You're not the twink from Genshin. This is the second time I've been fooled tonight!
>>80247306Can we talk? I'm genuinely curious. I won't insult you, or anything similar, I always wanted to have a little chat, not because of your mask but because I find you deeply curious and mesmerizing.Ignore this if you don't want to.
Owain?
>>80248778FUCK I forgot about him. Someone check on Rance LMAO.
>>80247306Lol ur gay
>>80248832>>80248809
>>80248832>>80248691
>>80248773Nope. I'm just telling the truth. If you want to air your grievances away from the thread, add me yourself:oiloniceonsteelI swear to keep everything we talk about completely private.
>>80247761>Anon already suspected it but even then Rarity somehow managed to surpass the already vulgar idea he had of her in his mind. Despite being handled and with her head under his brutish grasp she managed to move her body well enough to throw that nice Pony ass back towards himWhorekiller huh, then I guess it's really fitting for you>He gasps after a particularly skilled hip movement from the refined slut ends up getting the whole length of his peasant cock inside of her intestines. Rarity's ass pushes against his abdomen, giving him a full view of that peach looking butt and the absolute plushy feeling of it against his hardened body. The Mule can't help but moan and then let the loudest bray possible, the very same noise that the white Pony twerking her ass like a common whore ridiculed so much>The sensation of her clenching asshole and the sheer warmth of her insides was a heavenly pleasure. Anon had to look down at the base of his cock to really get across the point that Rarity managed to push the ring inside of her; he didn't even know that was possible for a mare, and the Mule was a frequent user of hookers. The racist white Pony just put all of the to shame with an ease that bordered in graceful...if you could call having a cock in your ass graceful in any capacity>Spurred by her outrageous cry and petition the dark gray Mule synched his moves with Rarity and just as she gyrated her hips and grinded against his crotch Anon pulled enough of his cock out of her to get some room to thrust forward, bottoming out once again. You like having filthy Donkey cock you racist Mare?(1/2)
Rezebros... our sapphic fantasies....
It's fucking over
>>80247761>His outburst was followed by a loud and heavy smack on her haunches, imprinting the shape of his hoof on the side of her plot, right over her cutie mark. Anon couldn't really rape the willing, but he could make sure it felt like it. His thrust were violent and with little to no regard to her pleasure; the abused Mule zoned out and forgot all about Rarity as another sentient being, right now she was but a masturbatory tool for him to let out all of his frustrations.>The meeting of hips was frequent enough to sound like someone was applauding his actions, the corniest part of him wanting to feel like it was his ancestors approving of putting a bitch like her in her place. His heavy hanging balls slapped on her legs and belly, the painful bounce getting him closer and closer to the well deserved climax after a nice day of work>For a mare representing generosity she sure paid like shit(2/2)(Sorry for taking a little longer with this reply, I had to take care of something quick)
>>80248867So how big is your penis?
A-at least... w-we still have... g-g-guys, do we have a-any biofems...?
>>80248918who is we?
Does this mean HSKW got cucked hard by a male?
>>80248867POST PENIS WITH TIMESTAMP
>>80247306I was also here to witness this historic event.
Remi? Are you here by chance?
>>80248939That should've been telling. Women don't feel like "cucking" and that sort of asserting dominance. That's a male trait
>>80248816What? No. I was told he left. Don't tell me that was a lie.
>>80249009They're usually asleep by now I think.
Oh boy I can't wait to go on erp tonight....
What's our next step as a thread? What do we do now?
>>80249009For a while longer. Did you want something?
>>80249039who is we?
>>80249047Thoughts on Reze being male? Did you suspect it?
bussin
>>80249039What we do every night, pinky.
>>80249012Never understood how people participate in that behavior without feeling guilty
For an ava who has openly been a sucker for meta play, I don’t know why this is such a surprise to people.
>>80248654I still wanted to explain myself.>I-I can get Eri-time whenever...That's also true. I'm not going anywhere. I just, u-uh, need to listen to my body a bit more.>Dabbles nose again
>>80249015He has to come back, he didn't finish raping me.
>>80249047Maybe tomorrow, goodnite Wemmi.
>>80249080You're probably a newfag. Reze has been putting on this biofem act for literal years with very little cracks.
>>80248906
>>80248874>>80248904I'm rather out of the mood, but I had a fun time, so I hope you don't mind that. Leaving a hoofprint bruise on the side of her butt: burtal. I love it. It's just getting late and and have to wake early.
>>80249110alright, farewell anon.
>>80249113Just leave the thread already. We have a replacement for you. (You) are no longer needed and after today you have lost the little appeal you had.
>>80249113I think small dicks are cute. I like teasing them with my mouth before I take it to the base and make it pop instantly.
No Erika, this doesn't mean that you are more female than Reze. You are both troons.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Nozoshit was right all alongOh no no no no no.....
>sits
>>80248832I wonder if Alucard knew. And Jinx for that matter.
>>80249161Now that you mention it, the fact that he isn't posting makes me feel like this is part of an exchange
>>80249173>Kicks you
>>80249173Thoughts on Reze having a cock? Did you suspect it? Does it surprise you?
Poor Herras.
>>80249135who’s the replacement?
>>80249182I doubt it, he left way before this. Jinx was a confirmed foid right? Iirc she posted her ass at some point?>>80249209Technically he can still hold on to Patty, but...
>>80249202>my ice cream falls onto the ground. :(>>80249204Don't really care, doesn't affect me at all, really.
>>80249195What are you implying? That he's been taken hostage?
>>80249219>>80248474
Rance rn
>>80249232>can hold onto Pattywho’s going to tell him
>>80249092If you didn't I would've just thought you were too busy plapping some dark skinned whore you brought home from your party... s-she doesn't know that I'm in your DMs even when she's getting dick so who's the real winner here???>Listens to your body. Specifically your balls.Loud...
>>80249219me. I am replacement reze but you can just call me reze ^_-
Alucard's soul can finally rest in peace
Nursie
I refuse to believe we don't have any biofems. 4chan is 30% female. It's mathematically impossible.
>>80249232Yes, Jinx had a couple of her pics posted here years ago. I was wondering if she knew Reze was a guy.
>>80249255No, this is probably schizobabble, but I could see Nozo saying "tell everyone in erp you are a man and I will never post again." It seems odd he'd choose to take his first nap in years at this exact moment.
>>80249302Hewwo 2
>>80249318Maybe the shock caused his old ass to have a heart attack and die.
>>80249314How explicit were they?
>>80248571aw man……
>>80247306Fuck you for being a liar.Fuck you for lashing out at Milky at them like you're not one of us.Fuck you for keeping up this lie for years.Fuck. You.
Shut up milknigger
>>80247306Love you for being a honest with yourself.Love you for lashing out at Milkshits.Love you for gatekeeping this truth for years.Love. You.
NOOOOOO REZE WHY ARENT YOU A MEGAMILKER MILF MEANT FOR MOTORBOATINGGGG
>>80249296>do a happy dance on his grave
>>80249334Dang, I missed hewwo 1...Anyway, here's Donna.
Paizuri? Buttjobs? Bad ends?
So this means Patty is also a dude right?
>>80249453No. But I think it was pretty obvious Patty was a guy anyways.
>>80249453She showed me her tits on Discord so she can't be.
>>80249281Based chibi Reze.
Come on, now. We're all boys here, aren't we?
>>80249383The fact that lashing out at him with her face on allows you to hold her accountable means Reze is still above every anon shitposter
>>80249453i wonder if the person who wrote futa is a guy
>>80249489>herThe simp is slow to adjust lmfao
>>80249437Donna has some huge fucking badonkers.
Yeah this is just what happens when you allow someone to run the biofem act for so long without spamming post tits with timestamp.Toji was infinitely based for asking "her" to do what he likely knew "she" couldn't do.
>>80249262Hey, a piñata.
>>80249483No shit. Everyone here is male or was male.
Imagine being one of the guys who cut and killed themselves for Reze, realizing that he was a guy all along.
>>80249437I've been waiting to send you this one. The most sexo horso...>>80249507>Badonners.
>>80249453i genuinely wonder who's the top and who's the bottomreze: sadistic powebottom patty: bratty top
>>80249501Everyone uses the character pronouns
>>80249489You're really going to justify Reze being a liar and a hypocrite for years while condemning milky for having one crash out?I don't know what to think of you Double, you're genuinely a bad person.
>>80249521And this is who Alucard dropped Jinx for.
>>80249539You're not talking about Reze though, you're talking about Reze-the-ava. And Reze-the-ava is a man
>>80249526Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Donna is so very very nice. Beautiful and elegant...Anyway, I literally came here just to send you that Donna before I sleeb, so it's off so sleepyland for this non.>Gets in Nursie's bed and rolls up in the blankets. It's coooooold.
Toji was right, he's always right.
These are meta levels of lying even for fucking Reze. It's like a lie on top of another lie. Bro really made up an entire person for his ava
>>80249539>pronouns Go play on some train tracks.
>>80249442Thoughts on Reze being a guy?
>I wonder why /erp/ looks so activ-Oh LAWD
>>80249590Toji is /our/guy
>>80249509Taking notes.
Toji I kneel
>>80249594That's impressive, desu.
>>80249576Well I hope your bed is nice and warm and->Watches you ruin my meticulously made bed. Which I JUST made.....>Feels myself becoming BIG 'donna from angee.
Is it safe to assume Rance killed himself if he doesn't show up in the upcoming days?
Toji I'm a real biofem, have my babies
>>80249594The more important lies are that Reze went on and on about past boyfriends, foreign trips, and stuff like that. Anybody could understand someone pretending to be a girl on the internet, but lying about your whole past is a betrayal.
>>80249594Bravo, Vince!
>>80249590
>>80249519>was male.Troons are still men. Chopping your dick off doesn't make you a woman.
>>80249653>>80248809
>>80249651>Anon has no remorse, no regrets, and also no sense of self-preservation if he's doing this. He'll have to rely on his good looks to defuse Donna's anger...
>Sniffs Donna.
>>80249704Kill yourself unfunny faggot.
>>80248809Kek Rance you fucked a man
>>80249651https://x.com/koppe200/status/2005632831624708484
>>80249658Wait so what was that bullshit about a "committed relationship" he had?
>>80249658>ThisI'm not really mad about Reze lying about being a woman. I'm mad about him literally lying about everything else. EVERYTHING that he told us about "Reze" was a lie. The worst part of it is part of my is impressed and admired the dedication
>>80249654Only if you’re prepared to be a single mom.
>>80249423>Spoiled really justifying all this shit because it hurt milky onceYou are beyond mentally ill. There is no saving what's wrong with you. Leave.
>>80248691The hell that art is hot as fuck, thanks for sharing.
>>80249560On the contrary, I don't think Milky's crashout was really much of a crashout at all. The content of his character which was divulged in the crashout was the issue, and not so much the act of speaking up or crashing out itself. Moreover, Reze lashing out at Milky predates his crashout, so the crashout isn't something anyone would justify Reze's "you are what real rapists are made of" comment in the first place. Additionally, I only said Reze is better than anon shitposters. Milky isn't an anon shitposter, right? Anon? >>80249563Double the ava is an imaginary friend in my head who I allow to roam the internet, for all you know, and their gender is what-the-fuck-ever. If I were using Reze's discord handle, I'd probably switch to male pronouns, but I don't see a reason for them to be accurate in the first place. It's just less privacy.
>>80249684>He'll have to rely on his good looksYou could've just said you had no hope whatsoever.>Squishes you flat (lovingly).>>80249718They drew a really cute one with Golshi and Stego as well...
>>80249725Who knows at this point.
>4chan losers are so desperate for a whiff of pussy they idolize and build a cult around a femanon>it's literally just some mentally ill fag larpingOh no no no will the simps cope or rope?
>>80249277W-why do you keep randomly throwing yourself into these cucky fantasies with me...? It's like you want me to "accidentally" text you a selfie her and I took and brush it off like: "Whoops, got a little carried away last night, lol. But don't worry, you're still my number one!"https://files.catbox.moe/9emmo1.png>Quckly covers crotch with handsW-wuh, have you been somehow even hornier as of late!?
>>80249776That one floored me when I saw it, too, ugh...Super duper cute!!! OK, OK, back to layin' down! Seeeeee yooooouuuuou~!
>>80249749The bite marks are extremely hot.
>>80249801We are being raided by /HG/
>"how can I make this about myself?"Milkshits, just admit you're butthurt because Reze isn't a foid with humongous tits. Also not everyone is your Boogeyman you retarded subhuman latinx
Found the perfect boyfriend but honestly I have so many leftover fetishes and kinks from previous relationships and so far he's been eager to play along and indulge me in them except recently I've realized he's only into them on a surface level probably just to satisfy me and not genuinely into themThis kinda dropped his score significantly and a couple of days ago we did NTR (he was the bull and I teased him about us doing it in front of his(our) friends) play to get him to act a bit more possessive but now knowing he's probably not really into it I lowkey want to cheat on him with just about anybodyAnyways I don't expect anyone to read or reply seriously to this but I just wanted somewhere public to vent this without it getting it back to me in any negative way ^u^
>>80249840Based for dunking on Milkjeet, but Milky is not the type to give a fuck about who is playing his cows. He'd literally play with a chimpanzee if it could write Samus giving him milk
>>80249848Here's the attention you wanted. Kill yourself.
>>80249840Is milky the anon who played with the Rarity that turned him down last thread?
>>80249840Therapy Spoiled. This is about Reze. Stop trying to make everyone mad at someone else instead of one of the few people reze hurt.
>>80249840Actually the reason why Milky is seething hard is because Reze claimed Patty
>>80249610Ehh... I know for a fact that coming out to speak the truth after lying so long is very hard, so at least that is somewhat impressive. On the other hand, lmao.Honestly with how they acted they had me fooled, though my theory of why they suddenly seemed to hate me is now null and void. I thought that me saying I hated how they uggoed the characters in the Silent Hill 2 remake, with someone on the dev team self inserting their face in the game is what did it. You know "Fuck, that looks like me! How could they say that!" I guess it still works if they thought responding like that would make them seem more like a girl though...Whatever, I don't really care. I'm playing Starsector. Look at my cool Fury, one of the mods I added gives me extra flush dissipation at the cost of some armor and, extra cost, and an emp weakness. I just fly around while blasting the fuck out of ships and slamming reapers in bitches in relative safety
>>80249809Hah?! This is my normal level of horny! You're the one genning pics of you cheating on me with random floozies...>There better be a condom keeping your seed from her whore cunt... whenever you send me video the point of penetration is always just out of frame.Also your nuts are just loud. You should do something about that.>>80249820You under the weather? Feel better soon, sweetiepie...
>>80249848>I've realized he's only into them on a surface level probablyyeah maybe try asking him instead of assuming shit
>>80249840>>80249857>How can I make this about my obsessive hate targetNoose Spoiled. Put it on.
>>80249790Whichever is more entertaining for someone who never bought into the hype.
>>80249828Biting in general is hot.
So, who do we idolize as the new erp biofem? There's a void right now
>>80249890Said cool Fury.
>>80249776!!!>Anon never had a chance. He's crushed under Donna utterly, not a big visible under the hors titan.Actually, this is fine. He's okay being a 2D contour pasted on Donna's front. Besides, it's very warm. Mwah, mwah, mwahmwahmwah honey.
>>80249848Nobody loves you B kek
What's Patty's opinion in all this?
>>80249848Flare?
>>80249901best post ITT
>>80247611Late but this sounds like an EZ way to quickly get me into NTR shit, especially if PB still bosses me around like some kind of rich bitch.
>>80249926Extra kisses tonight... nonny's feeling super affectionate. Must be from the beeeeg 'donna. She's getting her racewear refitted again tomorrow, so make sure you've regained your third dimension so you can escort her! She needs someone trustworthy to measure her!
>>80249895But I did ask him before doing that and every other type of kink I wanted to try out with himHe even brought up some things I wasn't sure he'd be into, by himselfAnd I always tell him he doesn't have to put up or pretend to like something just to make me happy if he isn't genuinely into itI even backed off and stopped doing a few things he's clearly (and honestly) not intoI think part of my view changing on him comes from needlessly lying to other guys to satisfy them except this time I'm the one getting needlessly lied to so idek if there's irony in that>>80249930>>80249947I dont know who any of those are but it's reassuring to think this probably happened to someone other than me before
>Al decided to pick a mentally ill tranny over a cute chubby femaleI hope he kill himself next
>>80249989It's not lying, don't think of it like that. Relationships are based on give and take either way.
What even brought Alucard down anyway? I always hated that faggot hounding me on every ava of mine but not even showing me his demise is one slight too many.
>>80249848Cheat on him with me
>>80250012Never settle for landwhales.
>>80249989Are you a biofem or a femboy? This is critical information.
>>80249848I don't know who you are but NTR is always hot so you have my vote of approvalAlso that Mami pic is godly
>>80250026Fuck off newfag.
Who the FUCK is lurking rn?
>>80250048
>breaking someone's heart is hotSeek help
>>80249960Here, have this.
>Gabu won>Toji won>Nozomi won>Poverty Asuna wonGrim
>>80250012He's buried somewhere on Jinx and Junkie's property.
>>80250048Was hoping for something this thread but it's pretty unsalvageable.
>>80250067The follow up is hot too.
>>80250021Well you're probably right, I'm just so used to relationships going badly and rarely ending on good terms that I'm on edge because like I said this guy is perfect so far and I don't have a single -genuine- complaint about him>>80250041I can't keep up with the lingo but I'm not a tranny or a femboy if that's what you're asking>>80250033>>80250042How big is that dick nonny
>>80250034And yet she's still a real woman. Sorry Rance! Your e-girl dream was never real.
>>80249893"Floozy?" Just because she drained me like a demon doesn't mean she isn't also a mega sweetheart..!>C-condom, yeah. That jizzy explosion is just everything bursting out from an overflowing rubber. N-not a drop made it inside.N-normal people don't listen to other people's nuts..! And for your information, I'd love to have you calm them down, but my schedule (much like that ebony beauty) has been right fucked, so I have to tend to them later..!
>>80250099Proof?
>>80250096Post feet.
>>80250119Only if you promise to post a tribute with them
>>80250072
>>80250089All of the artist's work is hot. Gonna be hard to explain that growing baby bump.
>>80250096Big enough to compel you to doom your relationship by allowing another man to play inside your pussy.
>>80250089Want
>>80250127Sorry, but I don't have a printer...
>>80249848You have no reason not to be honest about this with him. The outcome will be for the better either way. The fact that you're motivated to cheat on him prior to having someone specific in mind to cheat on him with is hot in its own right, because it's still a feeling you have towards him and not towards someone else. Once you actually go ahead and cheat he won't be able to perceive it in that order anymore, so the time to be honest is now.
>>802500966.5 inches
>>80250111Yeah yeah, you've got prettier girls lining up to have a turn impaled on your breedstick... D-do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have to leave our room with ONE kiss mark on my cheek and walk the gauntlet of stacked hoes waiting outside? I don't even get half the things they laugh at me about...>Squeezing one ball apologetically.Sorry cutie, I can't drain you...
>>80250133Bonnie won't complain if she gets invited to the party. Make it feel like it was her idea and you're set.
>Double: I'm not a bad person>Double: Encourages real life NTRWtf man.......
>>80250096>"I'm not a tranny or a femboy">acts retarded (hentai porn addict who thinks foids act this way)>malecore picsBad larp, try harder, go back to /hg/ nigger
>>80247861FOUND YOUR BROWN ASS!>rapes u alot >rapes more
>>80250204Hey brother from /hg/, thanks for stopping by. Good to see you.
>>80250193If you think it is morally wrong for someone to break your heart you will be evil for the remainder of your lifetime. A good father would tell his daughter to break as many hearts as necessary to find happiness.
Which one of you shitters is spamming in /hg/ kek?
>>80250204basd, wish you'd save this thread the same way you saved /hg/
>>80250232Ayy, is this friendlybro anon? Hope things are well. Sorry about the state of your thread, broseph...Hopefully shit gets back on track for y'all.
>>80250247Breaking up =/= cheating.What is actually wrong with you?
>>80250191Right, of course. It's all her plan to have her girlfriend get knocked up, because uh, they were totally wanting to have a kid anyways. This just means she doesn't need to go to a sperm bank or whatever.
>>80250135>>80250164Tag>>80250145Noooo :(((>>80250156Yeah it's something I have leftover from my first relationship that I hated at first bc it happened to me but over time I kinda became the same way, like I genuinely love him so much I dream about him but knowing he's not 1:1 into my fetishes especially now that I finally found someone that "wants" to do them with me makes me not feel that bad or guilty about thinking of cheating on him + I think immoral and taboo things are extremely hot>You have no reason not to be honest about this with him.I know but I'm excited about finally letting this out somewhere without worrying about consequencesI'd never dream about letting him know any of this or what it'd to to him because I know it'd mess him up, I love him too much to do something that horriblebtw I'm not justifying my behavior or anything I know it's messed up but this is also /trash/ so I don't really care>>80250198idk what you're even on about i just like mami lol but I feel like it doesn't even have anything to do with me so enjoy getting mad at clouds or sumn lol
>>80250260It's me, hey! Everything's good with me, hope it is for you too. As you see things here are kind of chaotic. I don't mind it at all, it's funny to watch. Feel free to visit any time!
>>80250291This is not how a woman speaks.
>we already have a reze 2.0Damn that was fast
>>80250271Go read >>80250156 again. I said to be honest. >>80250291Suit yourself. In all likelihood, you probably just learn that everyone's about equally boring.
>>80250309It's literally a dude roleplaying as a girl, what's wrong with that? Everyone here does it.
>You think you fucking fags have it bad? What, your little feelings got hurt and shit? Try me, the pathetic piece of shit with an heart full of scorn over the dumbest shit: pride. Pride of what? Pride of character.>The ERP threads are a shithole and all now but I was there in the early days when all was nice and peachy. I picked up a character I truly loved to ERP as and made myself somewhat of a part of that community, so I took a few days off here and there and then shit hit the fucking fan the day some poor bastard decided to use the same character I played in the threads.>You want to know what true autism feels like? It's not resent, gloom, or even your romantic despair. It's anger. As much as I hate to admit it, I was a massive fucking reason why those threads took a sharp turn downwards. I shitposted and samefagged and derailed threads with different types of artificial drama in order to scare off the person who took MY character. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't, and the threads were especially shit that week.>I've made fucking tier lists, fake Discord screencaps, fake accounts and identities to get close to the people who would wronged me trying to crush their hearts/morale so I could have the pride of being the "one". Anger drove me hard.>I even remember picking up a character to shitpost with, Negan from Walking Dead, but even that fucking character was taken from me by some ratshit bastard three months later, pretending to BE me and everything.>But the worst part of it all is that I never use my characters to ERP anymore, nor did I do so when I succeeded in my plans. No one even knows who I really am in that fucked up community, anyway, even though I'm still a name that gets positively tossed around here and there.>I've manipulated, created, and destroyed connections for over four years now just so I could be the only person playing a certain character in the threads.
>>80250309How would you know what a woman speaks like the only one you've spoken to is your mom
>>80250291Printers are just kind of outdated...Who prints stuff out at home anyway!? All I can provide is me shooting loads while looking at your feet, or anything else you might show off...
>>80250145>>80250337People still do tribs with printed pics.........???
>>80250291tattylip
NTR and cheating is a male fetish, every cuckolding fantasy is male, just look at Reze lol
>>80250347How the hell else? You want someone to jerk off onto a tablet screen and take a pic with their phone?
>>80250291>Tagoiloniceonsteel
>>80249658>Anybody could understand someone pretending to be a girl on the internetUhhh. Speak for yourself, home boy.
>>80250406Uhhh. If you ever want free shit and free attention for doing nothing, it's that easy.
>>80250358>No thanks! In fact, you've further convinced me to not join /erp/. If you feel bad you should go ERP with that guy reze who just revealed himself to be a fat 40 year old sack of brown shit pajeet who worships and eats bovine feces for fun.This is how /HG/ niggers talk about our avas.
>>80250373Awe yeah, get in there Owain burner!
>>80250258Shit, my guy, you're gonna inflate my ego :3.Honestly, my best advice for this whole thing (as an outsider with no real context) is to let the impending shitstorm happen for the next few hours/next day or so and just wait for it to blow over. Give it some time. It's inevitable, just let it happen. Things will go back to normal faster.>>80250305Things are going decent on my end, our threads just had a big event which was neat-o.Kek, good deal, good deal. Drama makes for good entertainment. It's a bit of a Jerry Springer episode going on.Good seeing ya, man. If you're ever bored, stop on by our threads too if ya want. See ya later, homie.
Bet you Reze wasn't hit by a car, either. Bet you everything Reze has said before this summer was a lie.
>Lay's down in the middle of the thread face-up and spread eagle. There is almost nothing but cartoons and video games bouncing around in the 'noggin tonight.
>>80250433>brown tranny nigger complaining about brown tranny niggerLmao, what even
>>80250426I have... Anon, I need you to understand me. Despite our current circumstances, I have a career and more self-respect than that.
>>80250452Actually we've got some longtime autistic shitposters. Some many months, others many years. Suggestions for those?
>>80250118Jinx looks like this IRL
>>80250470fuck off Nozo
>>80250179That's because you're still my special princess! They only call you those silly names because they're jealous! And the rest of them get kissed in far less romantic places. The only time my lips might lock with them is when they're folded in half and my hands are preoccupied holding their ankles so I my only choice to quiet their constant moaning is with my mouth-Gaaah I'm about to ban this kink. You sound like you're enjoying that mental image way to much.>My swimmers wriggle around in your grip in forgiveness.I-I'm running along now, but you have yourself a lovely day! Mwah mwah!>one last dumb pichttps://files.catbox.moe/op2lzg.png
>>80250501I dated a woman who looked a bit like that. Down to the weirdly unattractive thighs and adult acne.Man... I was an asshole to her.
>>80250534Ew, to think I might've RPed with a YIIK enjoyer at some point.
>>80250433>>80250460We can't let this go unpunished
stay the fuck out of hg or we're going to have serious issues
>>80250592You and your nigger thread can eat my ass faggot
>>80250488Shit, my guy, we have that problem too.I don't have any good advice about that one...If you can get someone with a face/ava and "authority" around here to swing their metaphorical dick at schizoposters, that might help.You guys need a "big cheese" that can rally the sane people against the schizophrenics. Also, you gotta separate the shitposters from the schizoposters. If you can banter with shitposters well, they can be a decent alley.
>>80250529>You sound like you're enjoying that mental image way to much.Talk about hypocritical... b-but fine, ban it if I'm weirding you out too much. I-I'll just ban any kind of posterior mention, in any way! T-then we'll see who suffers!!!>Opens the piccie.....the one on the right called me a pawg and smacked my butt as I went past...
>Reze revealing he was a man all alongDoes that mean Flare is the last biofem of /erp/?
>>80250654Tharja? We need to harass her until she posts tits or confesses
>>80250654Flare and Tharja. and Patty I guess if you believe that.
>>80250611Who's the big cheese in hg?
>>80250592No, we are fucking done taking your abuse and doing nothing about it.
>Tharja>The only person flare openly dislikes>Not shitposters not Nozo not poverty>But Tharja>Realise as a rule of thumb women generally hate other womenOh shit.
I just watched her movie and I was reminded how deeply infatuated I am with the scorpion lady. She's really great. I know the Spiral King was all about despair, but Adiane would've been my favorite. I want her as my concubine.
>>80250592>>80250701What are you idiots doing?
>>80250721Didn't Tharja also randomly snap at Flare?
>>80250737To be fair Tharja is a cunt that snaps at everyone not just Flare.
>>80250723I was considering playing her but then I remembered how much of a plague Najimi is for women like her
>>80249982>pinch
>>80250685It's whoever the anons decide it is.I personally like pepperjack.
>>80250750Thoughts on man Reze?
>>80250758Look at how handsome and cool the Spiral King is. Doesn't he sorta remind you of... "that" person's aura? A little bit, right?Before he succumbed to despair, he must've been quite the hero. I really like my cute Scorpion Wife!
Reze could never
>>80250792Why did they think it was a good idea for Spiral King to get his own little pig shoulder thing.
>>80250792Oh, it's you Rance.Tell us what you think about man Reze.
>>80250760>Your fingers break on 'donna's muscles.
>>80249296I don't know about any peace, but it's certainly entertaining to see happen. Around here, the drama just never stops.
>>80250846Do you think Gilgamesh eats pussy? No, huh? Because he'd have to kneel to do it, right?
>>80250816Mankind's bond with the beastkin. The bonds we forge extend to beasts as well, which is why our evolution is so terrifying.>>80250817"You cowardly humans! Fight us with your fists!""These rocks are my fists!"Kamina is the coolest guy ever!
>>80250762But the whole point of the big cheese is to cull the schizo anons. How can they be the cheese's source? Maybe not all anons are schizo, but your strategy presumes the schizos aren't the majority, which means it only works in fights where you already have the advantage, in which case you shouldn't really need much of a strategy anyways. Strategies are for getting to the point of advantage. Imagine a chess strategy where step 1 is to have more pieces than your opponent: how is this a start point? It almost implies any big cheese could only be installed through shitposts and samefagging.
>>80250836after i sent that i saw you flirting with Eri. don't mind me>fades out
Do we hate /HG/?
>>80250888She's gone to bed... with another girl... with bigger boobs... and curly hair... a-and...>Sniffles.
>>80250884The strategy doesn't even work since hg gets overrun by shitposters anyways.
>>80250903Almost everyone here transplants back and forth, what are you talking about?
Once the holidays are over people will come back because they won't be busy with guests/being guests.
>>80250903>HSKW>KaminaYes, we do.
>>80250904deserved.>smugs
So now that Reze is a man who are we supposed to simp and run defence force for even?
>>80250872I'd say you're right on the money with that one. A few different ancient cultures believed that was the most humiliating thing any man could do. I could see Gil running with that idea.
>>80250884The big cheese has arrived
>>80250920Pray for it, but don't count on it.
WHERE IS ABIGAIL
>>80247306>Alucard is gay >Rance is gay>Ougi is gay>Owain is gay>Ghislaine is gay >Herras is gay >Kino is gay
>>80250957>>80250966Fuck off niggers
>>80250966No Abigail here, sorry boss.
>>80250973bring me abigail or else...
>>80250975And when have you last seen her?
PIGGY
We just dropped our nuke. Enjoy.
>>80250970Toji is STRAIGHT
>>80251016Toji is the straightest gay here.
has Caren evolved past posting samples yet?
>>80251032Lenny...
>>80250970Alucard is a woman.
Well now I'm hungry af and gotta go make food.I'll search for Abigail another time.. he must help me with my Aquarium snails.
>>80251045I wish.
Confessions?
Post a lewd image you like before the next thread
>>80251063There is genuinely nothing interesting about Reze anymore. He’s just another mentally ill man like Ougi and Rance.
>>80251063It was me
>>80251063urmomlol
>>80251070
>>80250846Thoughts on Reze being a man?
Why is /HG/ raiding when we don't even have roleplay going on?
>>80251079Reze moved on from here mentally anyway, no big deal to come clean about it.
>>80251091I wish that was me on being miked
>>80251104Some shitter crossposter kept poking the nest. Also Mordred is just genuinely retarded
>>80251124Imagine wasting money on having an icon next to your name thinking it gives you authority and still get ignored
>>80251063>>80251080No, it was ME and no one suspects a thing
>>80251063More similar to Reze than I like.
>>80251124I'm not retarded, I was diagnosed with autism!>>80251137I'm an attention whore, tee-hee
>>80251063Wish our resident retarded shitposters would shut the fuck up. This thread could've reached 800 posts if they hadn't chased away half the regulars.
>>80250946wtf... what if I cheated on you with black girls huh???
>>80251193....hot. they're all taller and muscular.
>>80251224Gross... all your degen friends are here, go play with them!!!
>>80251063I've played with milky and my intuition keeps telling me that he's the anon who played with the Rarity that rejected him
>>80251325oh? muscles are gross now? you switched up that fast?
>>80251381You're gross, don't misunderstand. Even if you're buff and hunky it doesn't change a thing.
>>80251381I saw a fit chick at the gym today. God... Her delts were incredible.Square delts look fine on a dude, great muscle to pull your look together. But on a woman? Hfffffuuuuuck.
Migrate when ready:>>80251444>>80251444>>80251444
>>80251103Like I said, entertaining. Hopefully it'll give some folks a reminder not to believe everything they read online.
>>80251395what the hell, we were so lovey dovey earlier. i even slipped you my number....
Ironically I was dreaming about Reze (the character, not the ava), and immediately began to think how the ava specifically claimed a character lonely incels worshipped so he could manipulate them. Complete insanity.
>>80251045Alucard is a dead faggot.
>>80251063Every time I hear people talk about "the shitposting problem" I look at /wfg/ and wonder to myself if the absence of shitposters and personalities is precisely why it's dead. They write pure prose, no greentext, just the way the "elites" like, and simultaneously they have the humility to put a thesaurus taken from /flg/ into their OP. That's really the best of both worlds in my opinion and that's on top of having no shitposters. And it's dead.
>>80251458>>>80251478I've already got you in my phone.>Doesn't show you what your name is in my contacts.
>>80251527That thread doesn't foster relationships like /erp/.
>>80251539The real treasure was the discord cabal we made along the way
>>80251530lemme get the silly xitter meme that made me think of you. sit still, youre going to roll your eyes at it.
>>80251530>picIt's like they took a word bubble meant for a Lambda/Bern comic and just carried it right over... Was Erika ever that nice to Dlanor? How've you been, Nurse?
>>80251458So you're saying you never believed Reze was a woman?
>>80251633I think he's saying the reasonable response of: It literally never mattered whether Reze was lying or not.The fuck kind of parasocial nonsense have you guys been getting up to?
>>80251645I miss them
>>80251612I'm sittin...>>80251619I feel there was a level of begrudging respect by the end of 6 and in 8. Maybe seeing Dlanor as something approaching human rather than a slaughter doll. So much Umineko on the TL lately, out of nowhere, I'm super blessed.Same as always for me! Waging and writing in unwise proportions for both. You've been doin' other stuff I see, lucky lad.
>>80251679https://x.com/Gazungamer/status/2005317529426903073this, except its >Me when i see a new ava in the thread type "Need gock" and i see Eri in the replies talm bout sum "hi lol"
>>80251679>Smooches you like this.>Scampers away.
>>80251698Thinskinwalker...
>>80251697That makes me think way more of you... When I see lower case replies I just know who they're aimed at without even clicking...>>80251698Glubglubghlubbb!!>Spits out the saltwater.>Watches your ass as you scamper.
>>80251633Expecting someone you meet on /trash/ to tell you the truth is like going pearl diving in a latrine. Maybe somebody had success with that once, but I wouldn't want to try it and it's certainly not a healthy habit. It's an anonymous roleplay thread. You can just assume nobody here even exists. We're just words on a screen.>>80251657Basically like this, yeah.>>80251679Yeah, grudging respect is a good term for it. Like good colleagues. I never saw them as shippable, but the pairing's so popular! Different strokes, and all.Is there a bunch of new Umi stuff? I'll have to look around the boorus and see how much has circulated, thanks. Always like to see new art of seacats or the higurashi cast.
>>80251657>Hopefully it'll give some folks a reminder not to believe everything they read online.Kinda implies people shouldn't have believed Reze which means he didn't either. Also Reze didn't just lie about being a woman, he lied about his entire identity. Also face on Alucard
>>80251761Massive red flag from you.
>>80251746what the hell....id never do something like that.
...!>Scrolls up..... Sese is really disturbed and shocked.
>>80251814Yeah, it's one of those threads Sese.
>>80251765"Don't believe everything you read online" is a fucking standard for online communication. People shouldn't believe ANYTHING they read exclusively online until they have found several examples from different sources. If you believe someone online, you are stupid.Also I am not Alucard. Think he moved to new tred.
>Expecting someone you meet on /trash/ to tell you the truth is like going pearl diving in a latrine. You can tell Al fell for it and he's hurting bad. Sorry ALucard, you can't erase the months you spent chasing after Reze. Everyone remembers you being down bad.
>>80251530
>>80251761Nope, not a skerrick of new actual content, at least that I'm aware of. Just the typical flow of cute art. You like the right, or wrong, thing and all of a sudden you're flooded with it! I like the pairing if it's them later on. Episode 5 was super cool but not quite the right interaction for shipping. Now Erika and Cornelia... >>80251790You and garbagefutakusowoman.>>80251857Cute...
>>80251921I snagged a few nice ones on twitter recently, though either my feed doesn't wanna keep showing me them, or they're fairly rare...which is not odd since it's Umineko.
>>80251855 What do you think the term roleplay suggests? When I came to this thread in the first place, it was with the assumption that everyone was playing a role. Lying, in other words. Why would you ever expect to hear the truth about someone's IRL self in that context? It was fun because you assume everything is performative.
>>80251948Hurt so bad you're going into Nozo-tier coping.
>>80251921stop bullying me
>>80251937I save a couple of Imas plushie cutes and then that's all I get... the feed is fickle, just like a witch!!>>80251975This is literally me and you bully me constantly.
I wake up in the middle of the night and the first thing I see is Reze confessing they are a guy. 2025 sure was a wild ride.
>>80251985you always deserve it. meanwhile im an angel. i saved some Special K sloppa while we were flirting yesterday btw
>>80251948Why do you keep coming back here if youre not going to rp again?
>>80252033Post
>>80251985It's all about knowing what to like , and what not to like . You like ONE a bit abnormal, and suddenly it's pushing things off your feed. Haaa....at least training your feed is kinda fun in it's own way.
>>80252053....no, she's wearing something skimpy in it. her flat chest is showing.
>>80252081You must raise your twitter chao with the utmost care, lest it grow devil wings and end up showing you nothing but slop.>>80252094Post it even more.
>>80251855Al fumbles Jinx and Junkie picked her up and ran to the end zone.
>>80252129Slop I can avoid, but I more have to worry about it nibbling one thing and then losing control. Overall, my chao is fine, and doesn't need to be tossed and drowned in the water...yet.Oh well, I'm out of Umineko stuff, have Outis tiddies.
>>80252181Whoah, a reminder to log in and buy all the IDs I missed in prep for the new canto... thankies, nonny.
>>80252129behave...don't post adorable Ahkos at me....ill post it on the other place.
>>80252230No prob, that said this season had a lot of dead weight, and I'm left wondering if I should even bother grabbing the last bits of it. Fake JK Hong Lu onahole, Burning Heath cock. Snek Gregor.... I like Ryoshu, but this ID sucks, Heath is decent for burn, but ehhh...Gregor is useless.Hopefully you can grab everytjing you need out of this season, and grab anything nice with the next one.
>>80252243Won't even risk a ban for me baka.>>80252265I haven't logged in for like 2 months so I've missed a lot... maybe bloodfiend sault to go with my others...
>>80252350
>>80252368>Hakarismug.pngI-it, uh, really fits her! Both her attitude and pathetic upper half... phhfff...
>>80252350Wah....that's a while. I might not be the most active on it during dead weeks...or months, but I at least try to get my weekly MD done...maybe doing it bi weekly if I really can't be bothered.That's a lot of shards you lost out on, but it's best not to force yourself if you really don't feel it. Bloodfiend frog is gud, very gud. Him and Mao paust are the probably the big must have IDs. Hong Lu's bad end ID is great too, but kinda really wants a whole team of cocksuckers to do his best.....Nice Outis tiddies by the by.
>>80252395Not a single peep from you...
>>80252408I've got the MaoPaust and SadLu when they came out so no problems there. It's ok to not play gachas sometimes, mighty Gabu. If you let them dig their pincers too hard into your brain meat you become retarded!>>80252431Mwuh mwuh.
>>80252473You probably have everything really worth grabbing as far as gameplay goes then. Thumb Frog would probably be the only other big ID, and if you don't care about the blood sucky team, he's a better grab you can honestly just slot into any "Strong" team and just winrate shit.Oh I know, I used to play FGO even I wasn't the biggest fan of what I was doing due to how much I invested in it, you do that enough you will resent or dread playing the game, and it played a pretty big part in me dropping it. The gameplay got stale too, but that's besides the point...This is why I try to pace myself in most gacha, with Limbus being the one I can seemingly endure the most out of, probably due to there being very few required big timesinks. It's pretty much just the odd event and weekly MDs outside of story content, and the railway.Anyway, Outis Paizuri???
>>80252473.....>she kisses the rich bitch, but she also sneaks a kiss on Outis' cheek.
