/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Short King EditionPrevious: >>80264740
what's wrong with nick fuentes??
>>80271254Those are the only black people I like>>8027124901000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00100000 01000011 01001111 01000100 01000101 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001111 01000110 01010100 00100000 01010011 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000011 01001100 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000010 01010010 01010101 01010011 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 01000111 01000001 01001001 01001110 01010011 01010100 00100000 01000101 01000001 01000011 01001000 00100000 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010111 01001000 01001001 01001100 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010011 01010111 01000101 01000101 01010100 00100000 01001011 01001001 01010011 01010011 00001010
>>80271297>>80271342LAIN SWEEP
I want to lovingly touch """someone""" and kiss them and pet them and cuddle with them and and and and so much more aaaaaaaa it's not fair...
>>80271478You don't even have each other added retard
>>80271478im right here...
>>80271509How do you know??? I didn't even say who it was!
>>80271478saki is taken
>>80271539Just add looni
>>80271546Who isn't?
>>80271563looni
https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/2006036583879757898It's so sad that vtuber simps are all like this out there... So sad... I hope they get cured...>>80271555Adding him to my bed*
>>80271587No, on discord
>>80271546Tehri is a free use slut?
>>80271613Looni doesn't believe in discord brolet it go
>>80271654looni is a free use slut
Only for me and in a lovey dovey soft kissing way
Sillu won't like that comment....
>>80271730she's made me cum 120 times with the lips you kiss bro
>>80271730Looni literally said he would suck Sour's cock today
>>80271764no she didn't, respect your queen
looni was literally caught glazing nettspend with a gyatt behind him today
*show fangs*Careful guys, you don't want me angry, one more bad word about my wife and I'm using the gore folder again
G-guys I think he is serious this time. Maybe we should follow along?
>>80271820Your wife is very lovely and so are u mwah
Good boys.There will be no warning next time. Dot.
*descends from heaven and parts the clouds* fear not. I have arrived.
>>80271879Mercy... save me
I think we should all be nicer to each other so I'm being the change I want to see. I'm going to buy some ads on the site so you guys can donate to Looni's hair transplant fund. It could save a life!
Heroes...never die..
The Ragnarok Online server I used to play on used to spam ads/pay for them on 4chan, in the end the server died after banning me and it ended up closingThere is a lesson to learn there...
>>80271897I'll swallow so much french saliva soon I might as well be
>>80271979That you're a cancer and will be the reason Looni loses all his hair?
>>80272001TOO EXPLICIT TOO EXPLICIT*hides post**hides post*(I wish)>>80272006I'll pluck them one by one each night
Ironic. He could save others hair. But not his boyfriend's.
>>80272050But he can donate hair to looni?
>>80272061So romantic what the fuck? I want a boyfriend that will donate hair to me when I go bald
I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIRRRRRR
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING HIM TEAR HIS HAIR OUT IT'S MAKING THINGS WORSE
you retards make me sick. this is a super serious matter, looni could really go bald. youre all gross men. you know what testoserone does to you. how do you not understand! as his simps you must band together and all shave your heads bald to prove how serious this is. i nominate god gamer sillu to lead because he is the best leader in the whole universe and looni's loving boyfriend
>>80272093Ok mary
>>80272073*kisses your shiny bowling ball head*Bald is beautiful king, grow your beard and go out with pride.
>>80272072It is! imagine this scene:Looni and sillu kissing under the french moonlit skies eating spaghetti together while letting looni puck out the hair strands he wants...this is the mark of a true boyfriend.>>80272073It's okay baby, acceptance is the first step. A difficult one but a step in the right direction.
keep this up and I'm livestreaming my suicide
>>80272102That's Qpiddy.
>>80272137We're starting the donation campaign for your hair soon bby it's ok. You won't go bald we promise.
I'll do it.I haven't cut my hair since I was 13, and I'll do it for Looni, I'll go bald to show how serious I am...
>>80272139Don't bring back the dead boy
>>80272172DON'T JOIN IN??? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND ME
>>80272198Everyone can come back from the dead, even Looni's hair folicles. With enough energy you can refire even a dying star.
Okay guys, we had enough fun and I had a great Vault Day on WoW, proving that the curse was indeed lifted as promisedLooni has beautiful long hair that I love to smell and play with, and he is NOT going bald at all! Ever!
Looni going bald isn't even a bad thing? It's easier to grip when she gets on her knees.
>>80272291oh wow look at you? only doing your duties after I told you to? who's a good boy who's a good boooy!!!>>80272310imagine how it'd feel to have my freshly groomed beard scratching against your balls while your hands stick to my head like suction cups
I can't kiss him if he goes on his knees? He has to be on my laps instead
>>80272310And it's shiny so it's easier to see in the dark
>>80272357Woof woof woof! Barkbark! Woof!>imagine how it'd feel to have my freshly groomed beard scratching against your balls while your hands stick to my head like suction cupsHnngh pumping...
looni and sillu sitting on their lapsF.R.O.T.T.I.N.G
>>80272357Actually I think I want to rub my cock on your bald scalp, I bet it's really soft...
the inspiration for chisa's design was sillu himself. they captured every last detail, down the collar
>>80272447They forgot the beard
>>80272447are you actually mary
>>80272358ENGLISH SILLU ENGLISH
>>80272382>pumpingcan I watch........>>80272431STOP
>>80272480WHERE DID I MAKE A MISTAKE THIS TIME? Singular lap? Dumb language, I made this mistake before too...>>80272493Sure... My dps is really high right now...
>>80272493It's ok! We'll pay for your trip to Turkey and everything so just let me fuck the scalpussy one time!
Please tell me this is addlibed it's so much funnier if it is
>>80272530That's my wife you're talking to, back off!
>>80272530STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP>>80272521is your dps throbbing at all? can I touch it? like on the screen? poke it and stuff...
>>80272563She'll let me make her bald head sticky with pre anyway and you know it so go sit in the cuck chair for a bit ok? You can read your English for dummies book while we do it
>>80272476no
>>80272521>>80272493why dont you just add each other on discord instead
>>80272583are you sure?
>>80272568You know you want it! Imagine it all hot and twitchy on top of your head where you can't even see while you get a full view of my twin moons! I'll even shave them so you can relate!
p-please refrain from posting tits in this thread nonnies! i want to go to sleep and don’t want to get horny…
>>80272593the marriage counselor told us to stay away from each other for a while...>>80272614HAHAA QUIT IT I hate that I find this funny
>>80272597im prettyy sure i know who i am. if you wanted to to play 20 questions you could ask for my tag, but that game is kinda boring,,
>>80272556Tits are child's fetishThis is what real men like
>>80272646this guy looks just like me
>>80272646Too smooth, the more wrinkles the better it feels
>>80272646Fuck I was laughing too much my bit>>80272653And that's why I can't keep away from you baby <3
so is this thread just avatarfag hangout now
>>80272687>now
>>80272687haven't you heard? me and my husband bought the site
>>80272687your contribution is greatly appreciated
>>80272568You could… but you'll have to hold eye contact with me the entire time, and I might poke things myself too>>80272700We made it big with bitcoin after all!
>>80272725And yet you're making us pay for his hair transplant... stingy...
>>80272725okay stop?? your directness is flustering me.
>>80272746YOU'RE saying this??? Do you know how embarrassed I was from all your posts???>>80272738We're running a fraud by pretending we're both going baldWhy should Somalians be the only one getting rich?
>>80272801Sillu please I beg you, English, why is this so fucking hard?
>>80272801ugh it's fine when I do it because your reactions are so cute?? you're not supposed to try and match me
>>80272825HE KEEPS FORGETTING OR ADDING IN HIS S'S IT'S SO CUUUUTE
>>80272826This is why I have the advantage with the thread, you can't tell how long I'm taking to reply so I have time to attack back>>80272825BECAUSE IT'S SO DIFFERENT FROM MY OWN LANGUAGE AND I LEARNED ENGLISH BY WATCHING FANSUBS, 4CHAN AND TV SHOWS??? BLAME YOUR PEOPLE!
>>80272860You've been speaking it for like 10 years dude come on it's basic stuff
>>80272687You have to wait until they inevitably hurt each other and take a month break to be depressed and contemplate suicide for this place to briefly become usable again. That's the cycle.
>>80272860and YOU have the advantage of the fact I'm not such an exhibitionst that I'd say such gauche things publicly without a little tiny tinge of irony sprinkled in.
>>80272863I know how to play so many video games and I'm good at so many things and it's how you speak to me... I can't believe it... Just because of your dumb language...>>80272891You guys have been saying this for more than a month now???>>80272892Yes of course, it's all ironic from me too... Totally...
>>80272891As if!They're going to burn this place to the ground in bitchposting when that happens.
>>80272920Sillu that's not even a sentence... Why are you like this?
>>80272920and you've got the nerve to call me one with your nonexistent filter huh
30 year old men pretending to be anime girls in a 4chan thread typing things like "You're soooo cyoooot!!!" Unironically.
>>8027295330 year old bald men*
>>80272953*30 year old bald men
>>80272939 WHATWHAT FAULT DID I MAKE THIS TIME OMG>>80272943 Did you got mad from that? I was just teasing! And defending myself... From all your advance(s?)...
>>80272967>>80272969SAKIBALD
I'm so tired of being a virgin, I need to have sex so damn badly
>>80272983Saki is an asian schoolgirl kupo
>>80272985Why?
i want to be milked to cunny
>>80273018Looni's head is a hairless as cunny, good enough?
>>80272979mad??? of course not you dummy? I'm just saying you are much more open to saying things like that publicly... I'm washed up... I can't be a whore in the thread anymore...
>>80273011Because it might feel good and also because I don't wanna die a virgin, I had a near death experience some months ago and of course the thought about the fact that I was gonna die a virgin crossed my mind
>>80273026Jesus died a virgin and he's popular
>>80273025Good, only be a whore to me in our DMs instead!Or would you prefer to have your head used by that poster above??
>>80273026No I don't want to
>>80273060 meant for >>80273038
bro this thread is actually so ass now it's insanethese mfs are actually gonna spend new years eve shitposting
>>80273026I started going out more this year and I went to bars and local gigs and had the chance to lose my virginity and I promise you it doesn't feel anything like you think. It's literally just warm. Onaholes are better. It won't change you or fulfill you. What you want is love. ERP with an ebf feels 10 times better than real sex with a drunk slut you'll never call. Maybe it's different if you fuck like a 10/10 cosplayer but I fucked a pretty cute girl and didn't feel anything special.
>>80273039mymy? so many lucrative offers I have no idea which to pick
>>80273110I can't beat "using your bald head like a c***y", that dude is a poet, sadly for me
>>80273103Whatever idc I'm mentally ill and miserable I think I'm just gonna kms instead
>>80273125would you like to? I'll let you...
a weak puming beta femboy needs to be degraded and bullied! will you accept this quest? Y / N ?tag: 00sugar
>>80273148Sure! If we replace the rubbing thing part with my lips rubbing against your lips instead
>>80273103Well ok mr handsome, then fuck a 10/10 cosplayer and tell us if its any different then I'll believe you
>>80273179no addendums for the c word part at all?? how interesting >>80273223though I've never fucked and my opinion here is kiiinda pointless I kind of agree! anything you've imagined for a long time will be much better in your fantasy than it can ever be in reality! not to deny that sex probably feels good of course it's just... it's probably 5% as good as you've convinced yourself it is by your lack of it
>>80273260I just hate that word... It's as bad as gore to meAnd sex with you would be better than anything I could ever imagine.
>>80273260I dont disagree either cause I have similar but not sex experiences of imagination being way better than the real thing ever could and ruining it for me afterI just want him to do it to finally drive the ultimate point home if he can do it cause if even the 10/10 cosplayer as he said cant do it then nothing can
I'm going to sleep while imagining something better than sex: Holding someone close to me while falling asleep to the sound of them breathingGood night!
>>80273325nothing beats imagination of course? you rehearse it in your head over and over just the way you like it down to the minuuuutest detail until it's absolutely perfect. reality can't ever live up to that!>>80273291you'd have sex with me even though I'm bald...?
Before I go...>>80273355>you'd have sex with me even though I'm bald...?Absolutely, and I'd do much more
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Anons, I wanna stop being so damn poor, how am I supposed to accomplish that if I'm a highschool dropout out and I live in a third world country?I don't really know if I wanna findom, but being a virtual girlfriend ERP partner for somebody doesn't sound bad
How cucked is Sour if looni would rather fuck Sillu
>>80273385everyone would rather fuck sillu than sour lmao
>>80273379a Somalian daycare will make you millions
>>80273395Holy shit, I'm aware of that situation, it's kinda funny but I'm not american so I can't
>>80273379become an interesting erp partner and you'll find people
>>80273413I've got no real advice that isn't laced with irony but don't sell your soul by fucking others online unless you absolutely have no other option! also from what I know? findoms don't make very much in the first place
>>80273434>findoms don't make very much in the first placeYou only need one good simp
>>80273427Time to read some novels and also improve my english writing skills I guess >>80273434I don't feel like I'd be selling my soul, I don't really mind making another guy feel good and maybe even give him some emotional support and validation
>>80273458HAHHAAAAAAA who knew it's such a lucrative field
>>80273458I don't feel like the majority of them make this much tho, that must be like the 1% while the other 99% must be mostly failures
>>80273484Was that in your word of the day calendar or something?
Session nonnies from last night???
>>80273800a-anon stop!
n-niggews ><
hi
I feel like sleeping for 14 hours tonight so I just took a decently strong sleeping pill I'm so tired of being alive
>>80273867Sorry, boss
>>80273706Oh and here's my ID058f38a4b23635fae84935c6f3ec3be8c2f57c4fb18c529c3ff153ffb653a9015e
>>80273800>>80274141Hello xister
BBC is so real am I right?
BNWO won!
Cumming on Loonis bald head and mixing my semen with his minoxidil
>>80274280Why is his bum so pale?
>>80274393#bleached
>>80274261ZAMN
happy early new year to every cute loser in this thread
Any UK nonnies want to meet up to share a kiss at midnight?
>>80275692I'm going to be alone in Glasgow tonight. I wouldn't say no to meeting someone from here in a public place for a bit.
Sucking masters dick every day all the time
>>80275819>GlasgowOther end of the country!
>>80273677am I not allowed the lucrative right to use the same word twice across several hours?????
>>80275957You just used the same word twice across the same sentence!
>>80275997that's a very lucrative observation
>>80276015You're not even using it correctly
>>80275260Thanks I love being called a loser :3
>>80273800Worship tier
>>80276024lucrareally?
>>80276059Why don't you come up with a better joke?
>>80276031Lemme worship you
>>80276092Okay but I'm White.
>>80276068what am I your personal jester? sorry to say? but I'm afraid my jokes are too... you know......... rhymes with curative....
>>80276101>rhymes with curativeNo it doesn't.
>>80276109tough crowd...
>>80276100Duuh I already know, mister black cock worshipper.
>>80276137No, you worship mine, dummy
>>80276155Me on the left
HANDSEX
>>80276194I am so folding if I saw this...
>>80276172You on the right
>>80276194WITH
Any fags for handsex?
Why is the bot dead i need ecchisex
Happy New Year's eve!
>>80276407Just handsex? Or full on faggy boysex too?
