Bird Harem EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80268282OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Will Peryton reshape Hell to follow the Juche principles of Kim Il Sung after he overthrows the Morningstar imperialists?
pery will never win. all is as it should be
Glaze ze Adam!
>>80273145>>80273157>>80273161>>80273165THE SNAKE SHOULD BELONG TO ME NOT HIM
>>80273106Something something Dukat something. Also 2026 is just under four (chan) hours away from me.
>>80273137>>80273145>>80273157>>80273161Cute couple>>80273171When Pery descended from Mount Paektu after communing with the Glorious Leaders of the past, he has learned how to defeat the consumerist animals that rule Hell.
Hi all, good to see you all again. I'm working on my story, but I've hit a mental roadblock that revolves around a question I have. Was it established prior to Season 2 that the Exterminations have only been going on for 7 years? I was always under the impression these were something that had been going on for millenia. I know I can just go with whatever answer I want for my story, but this has been bugging me for entirely too long, and something's telling me if I can get some mental closure on this I can get things rolling again.
>>80273201No clue. its best to ignore vivzeslop 'canon' the idea it was around for a long long time fits better and is cooler. also PSY!!!!!!! missed ya!
>>80273201I don't believe we had any solid answers for why this 7 year thing came up in season 2. I was under the impression it had lasted longer. But we don't know anything for sure aside from what has been said so far.
>>80273201Ello Psy
>>80273201LOGICALLY, yes they obviously have been going on for millennia. There's no reason to change it other than Viv wanting to retcon more shit. I'm ignoring the 7 year extermination line, and I would advise you to do the same.
>>80273201By the wayGlad to know you are doing ok old friend
>>80273233One day for no reason at all Adam decided to start killing people after thousands of years of peace
>>80273201Good to see you, fren
>>80273201Hi Psy! Good to see you back! Are you planning on ever picking up narrations again?
I love Voxxy but she also kind of pisses me off sometimes and I just want to smack the side of her big square head hard idk
>>80273201It's a new thing. That being said, while I agree with canon that they're a recent thing, writers suck with numbers and leave me like picrel whenever hard numbers are mentioned, so I'd view it less as "only seven years ago" and more as "they're a recent thing when it comes to annual purging."FWIW I've never considered the "they've been going on for millennia" thing to be all that plausible, as the denizens of Hell don't act like they're constantly about to be Gaza'd every year. My view was that they were a recent phenomenon, and while I agree that seven years is a bit too short a timespan (even if it's to reinforce the overarching myth arc), I'd square the circle with "exterminations used to be a known but infrequent event, but something involving Lilith meant that they became an annual then almost biannual event."
>>80273233Lute exists because Eve, under the face of Lilith, pushed for a massive Hell-Heaven war that eventually gotten Sera’s attention.And because of said attention, Adam made a deal with Eve to place her into Heaven’s Eden. Adam’s contract with Eve is broken. Lilith’s contract with Eve will break when someone kills Eve in season 3. Likely being… Adam…
>>80273322This is some convoluted bullshit but Adam coming back would be cool
>>80273303Forgot to attach the image, lmao.>>80273233Not sure how they're logical unless you assume the Exorcists suck at their jobs (fair) or they aren't as deadly as assumed, because if they were Hell would look more akin to Albania under Hoxha or Best Korea than well, any urban fantasy setting from the last years.
>>80273283Val…
Lucifer? I rape him.
>>80273360Viv hell is libertarian and all protection from exterminations is private rather than public because Lucifer’s too lazy to rule.
>>80273350Adam already is back. But he’s doing this mystery man thing. Note his halo on Lute’s wrist. That is basically the tool linked to the state of his soul, holy and active.My guess is that Rosie/Lilith will be involved to tell Adam to kill Eve cause she doesn’t love him regardless of everything he did for her, which we saw back in season 1 when Eve didn’t even care that Adam died. So… the first feminist will tell the misogynist king to stop simping and just kill the even bigger feminist. Have you seen anything about Abel? About what he is? He is pink and gold for a reason…
>>80273360>because if they were Hell would look more akin to Albania under Hoxha or Best Korea than well, any urban fantasy setting from the last years.Why? They don't manage anything or regulate anybody, they just come down, kill a few thousand people, and leave. Hell's population in S1 according to Charlie is still "out of control", why would they not be an urban fantasy paradise? A few thousand die every year, big whop, who cares? Obviously those who die don't match the dead souls appearing in hell because the population still grows uncontrollably.
>>80273465imagine the amount of niggers in hell that just steal your shit and beat the first person they see unconsciousthink if the worst parts of detroit, chicago, nyc, all the main big city shitholes, were combined into one
>>80273501Well yea but they can't die except by angelic weapons so it doesn't really matter how bad life gets, you don't get to tap out unless an Angel cuts you down
>>80273350As for why everything is convoluted, The Lilith season was the main reason for why the show got pitched. And so Vivziepop shoved in a huge chunk of the plot twists, love drama, and lore into it. Including how Eve would be defeated to have Rosie/Lilith have a true reunion with Lucifer.And guess what… ABEL. Abel is now going to be a put of it. All because of the shenanigans in the actual production of the show pushing Adam as a rockstar, meaning Lute has to be a rockstar, and then Abel being a rockstar, casting Patrick Stump! And so season 2 is made so Abel can be introduced properly, turn serious Head Exorcist mode in the end of it, and it starts out with him actuallypreparing to do a war with Lute in season 3. And guess what, his stupid brother was always relevant in Liltih season, but now his victim is here to lit the fuse.
I fumbled hard
>>80273157I now know who Baxter reminds me of, a fankid of Dib and Zim.
>>80273490ambel dust
>>80273542Vox...
>>80273579the pentious looks very old like the baxter
>>80273579Anime is allergic to noses.
>>80273542Maleanon...
>>80273621imagine though getting a blowie from a tall faggot
>>80273637
>>80273542Femcel...
I CANT BREED
>>80273542me...
>>80273542Me too...
>>80273651HOT
Proto Vox is the most chad Vox.
>>80273743I know what you are
>>80273743They draw proto Alastor but they make him a nigger, why?
>>80273743Alastor is white you retarded fucking nigger
I ship them, Penti should impregnate her.
>>80273743This is the erasure I'm talking about lmao, we're all just fine with revisionism
>Raph really did change their name to Anthony because they self insert as AngelHoly fuck hahahaaha transgenders can’t be fucking real
Abel’s halo is so unique.It hints at his death but is also shaped like a crown, as if he’s actually a very powerful person, even stronger than Adam. It also resembles the crown on Lucifer’s head, hinting at their connection.
>>80273755>>80273767>>80273782I just thought it was a cute video
>>80273797Sounds like a nightmare about to explode.I need to focus on what’s good in this world or what comes afterwards.
>>80273822It is, there is nothing wrong with the video itself, the artist just clearly has a message they want to be pushing by going out of their way to ignore the characters canon skin tone
>>80273767No, he's actually chinese
>>80273833I can't imagine caring so much about something so stupid.
>>80273822its a cute vid but these artists go out of their way to make everything nigger, its sad.
>>80273832Matpat I know it’s you.
>>80273844Minimization is a faggot tactic by those who aren't capable of the abstract thought needed to understand why that is an issue
>>80273854Now where did I put that Haz Al-Din video...
If Alastor actually looked like a dark nig I'd be bothered, but he's tan at most. He's not even a human color as a sinner, he's more ashen
>Raph wants to make their own cartoonWhat’s it going to be about?
>>80273854I think you have repeatedly proven you are in dire need of therapy, WH. Not even saying that to be a dick, you need help.
>>80273868Yaoi rape fetishes.We all know it.
Was Raph the one responsible for Season 2 looking way better than Season 1 with his storyboards?
>>80273888nta, u are being a faggot desu
>>80273868A character that looks suspiciously like Angel Dust getting raped every episode>>80273898>hisShe's a chick. Literally only trans so she can live out her fetish of being a cute twink boy who's raped by men, but she will always be a woman
>>80273898Her storyboards, and partly yes.
>>80273797>wants to be a weak faggotDo women really?
Yeah Cain/Abelschizo is 100% Matpat in disguise I am convinced of it now.
>>80273833>>80273845I didn't even notice desu, I just like the cockroach being a deerussy slayer...
>>80273933penor in deer butt is based 99% of the time
>>80273888Trips of fucking truth.
>>80273261Hah! Yes, as a matter of fact. Call it a New Year's resolution. I intend on picking back up on a lot of the hobbies I've been letting collect dust. Thanks everybody for the clarification! I knew I wasn't crazy in thinking that! I will say I like this >>80273303 'compromise', since it would actually help close a few loopholes I've been trying to nail down. >>80273350I've always had a little headcanon that Lute will ultimately be killed, having seen her folly only when it was too late. Blows herself up with a doomsday weapon, lands on her own sword literally, etc., not really important as far as how it happens, just that it does. She wakes up in a POV shot still in Hell, confused and running until she's out of breath when she reaches out to prop herself up with her left hand. And notices it's not a prosthetic. And that it's an ominous shade of red. Just like the rest of her when she looks into a shard of broken glass she picks up. Yep. She's a demon now. Her reflection shows her about to have a complete breakdown when a lilting acoustic guitar replaces all the chaotic sound going through Lute's mind. It's playing a slow, wordless rendition of 'Hell is Forever'. The shard in her hand shifts slightly. The reflection it shows is a demonic Adam strumming along, sitting on top of a wall nearby. He looks like something out of a Ghost/Powerwolf/Meatloaf album cover, but it's clearly him. The look on his face tells her that yes, it is him. No, not a shade or hallucination. She'd never imagine him looking like...this."What took ya so long, you crazy bitch?" Cue credits to the chorus as Adam sings it out.
>>80273922>get to live as a person desired by stronger men without any of the baggage or fucked power dynamics associated with being a womanidk makes sense why foids would want to be gay twinks
>>80273949I like Lute because she loves the power dynamic.
>>80273939Especially when it's cockroach penor.
>>80273949Being a weak faggot rape victim has baggage and consequences
>>80273977yeah, but it's different
>>80273888I feel like this is bait but I'll give you benefit of the doubt like your heart is in the right place. Two things can be true at the same time. My arguments and reasons are extremely valid, but I also do need help with my OCD making it so impactful in my personal life.Though I'm not going to stop pushing back because I believe I'm both correct and on the right side of this issue, we don't need gay erasure
proto RS yuri...
>lurking on twitter >keep seeing of bunch of cute skinny black girl Vox yumes I am starting to envy the tv.
I don’t get the obsession over sinner Adam at all. Mostly because no one knows why he would be in hell in the first place.
>>80273996Hey look, the same post but without the shit
>>80273996cute!
>>80273994>but I also do need help with my OCD making it so impactful in my personal life.Have you tried medication? Luvox has done wonders for me personally. Zero side effects and keeps the unwanted obsessive thoughts at bay.
has anyone gotten the captcha about finding stars that isn't a pair?how tf does that one work?i get counting empty boxes but getting a bunch of unique stars and find which one isn't a pair? what?
>>80273998Post pics, especially if they're wearing merch or cosplaying as their husbando
>>80273996Need more proto RS. It's an untapped market.
>>80274012One has 7 points. That star never has a pair.It really isnt hard.
>>80273998Let’s keep ourselves in a sane mindset and not get jealous over fictional characters.
>>80274002>>80274006Dick down the both of them
>>80274028I bet this is using IQ tests.
>>80273994Stop noticing goy. Take your meds.
>>80273998>racist autistic white man who's not afraid to be feminine he's literally made for race mixing
>>80274028NTA but I overthought it and assumed the transparent pattern overlaying the image had to be a pair.
https://x.com/EmsMoon25/status/2006169007154438159
>>80274011In my experiences the downsides always far outweigh the positives. The last thing I want to do is take meds, but I'm glad you've found something that has worked for you, I've heard for a lot of people it takes a long time to find the right combo.
>>80274066cute dykes
>>80274097Is that yours?
>>80274028that was it, cheers
>>80274103No, they're from the deleted account Mauzai. She's an old Japanese lady who drew white Husk that I used to talk to who was bullied out the fandom
lick the deer
>>80274021>radiostaticsis>hates radioapple>dislikes trannies>is an anafag She’s perfect.
>>80273947I've found that taking writer's numbers with anything other than a grain of salt is a fool's errand, and not just with this show either. Even Sci-fi greats like Asimov or Reynolds can fumble with them.>How long back do the exterminations go?A long time, but the annual thing is a recent phenomenon.>How deadly are they to sinners?Enough to make a difference>How many exorcists are there and how effective are they?Probably company-sized from what we've seen, but likely battalion- to brigade-sized given a rough estimate of Heaven's size. Reasonably effective despite mostly using melee weapons and magic.Things like that, where you're better inferring what the writer means rather than the hard numbers. Otherwise you end up with well, the numbers given in this show and the Trantor ecumenopolis having a whopping 5 times the population of modern earth and needing 20 agricultural planets just to feed it, so...they must be all mega lardasses living in mansions that Michael "I raped Razorfist" Jackson would consider excessively big, lmao.
>All this cute Baxter ITTI musn't be tempted again...
>>80274144
>>80274144The Potato man cannot help his attraction to a fish.
>>80274144Saucehttps://x.com/yomunow/media?lang=enhttps://poipiku.com/1349397/
>>80274129The goth black girls turned out to be 100% real.Now I understand your envy way more.
>>80274144FUCK FISH NIGGA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80274114Every part of deer is so erotic...
I have a slight sense a known baitfags name here is Amy.
>>80273947Lute and Doomsday weapons do not go together.She’s too stupid to have anything to do with one.
[Erotic~]
Do you think pent managed to fit both of his cocks into Baxter's he-pussy
>>80273947>Hah! Yes, as a matter of fact. Call it a New Year's resolution. I intend on picking back up on a lot of the hobbies I've been letting collect dust.Hell yea, glad to hear it! What story will you pick up again first?
>>80274167Been thinking about the whole "Baxter is trans" thing and think it has potential, though not in the way you guys are thinking.>Be man on earth>drown while carrying out the Titanic psyop in order help (((them))) establish the federal reserve>go to hell>somehow your sinner form is female>wtf.jpg>become accomplished bioscientist in order to figure out how to become a man again>fail miserablyThe writers intend it to be a message about "trans acceptance," but due to their bungling it comes across more as>Be happy with the body you're given and don't try and change itLmao
>>80274231>>80274226Nice bait
>>80274226Eat shit troon scum
>>80274226Baitfag mad that Baxter and Nifty are a couple.Baitfag mad that Baxter isn't a trans character.Baitfag mad...
>>80274234>>80274235>>80274238Why do you think I meant a cunt?
>>80274224>>80274234>>80274235>>80274238Baxtercord is pretty based.
>>80274114hooves...
>>80274231Trannies don't get representation anywhere they're actually just objectively evil and insane people who don't deserve basic human rights
>>80274234C'mon it's funny and you know it. They already accidentally made Sallie May Buffalo Bill, so why not accidentally make Baxter a pro-detrans/antitrans character?
>>80274246>He-Pussy>Not BussyI know what you are
>>80274257Because they could have just made him an incel, it would be way funnier for Viv to have an incel character be one of the good guys
>>80274215Don't expose that shit yet. Only if we gotta.
>>80274265They already did that with Sir Pentious.
>>80274257Will the show be so subversive it accidentally makes the message that Lilith and Eve should’ve obeyed Adam by rewarding Lute heavily for it?
>>80274299I mean in the most barebones literal definition sure. But he wasn't a stereotypical type like we saw with early season Baxter. Pentious was always just a run of the mill wannabe overlord loser rather than an incel
>raph is leaving who is going to animate the god tier fight scenes in hb now?
colored p.e.a.d stella's new fit
Going to go to bed, hope everyone enjoyed the Baxtious posting. Take care all
>>80274349That’s a season 5 issue. Where nearly everything is resolved.
>>80274319One can hope>>80274345He died twice an incel ffs
>>80274366>season 5
>>80274383Pentious was Volcel.>t. Peryton Volcel enjoyer.The only woman Pentious ever showed interest in, he will get in the end.
>>80274390Yes, season 5. Raph already boarded up seasons 3 and 4.Season 4’s voice work is almost done as we speak.
Should i draw ftm Al
Anyone have that cute image of baxter and Niffty touching
>>80274411Eh...I'm not sure how I feel about a potential season 5 tbdesu, as I'm very much in the camp of "don't overstay your welcome" rather than "run it into the ground." I'm not against it mind you, just that it'll be what? 2029 by the time it comes out.
>>80274469
For the anon who wanted Voxxy thinking about long haired Alastasia.
>>80274476Season 5 is meant to be the finale.I think they will burn out the aLilith war and the Abel and Lute extermination in season 3.Make season 4 more of a character development with a proper introduction to Roo.And season 5 being the final defeat of Eve and Roo.
>>80274517Ok I checked and apparently Viv wants 5 seasons, so I'll concede my point. I was under the assumption that she wanted 4 with anything beyond that more of a "nice-to-have" rather than necessary for the story she wants to tell.Still, that's a pretty long haul for a show like this. Hell, that feels like a hella long way away given that even the setup for season 3 is...wait, what exactly is the setup for season 3? I've heard murmurs about it being about Alastor, and while I can accept that, I'm wondering what the hell both Lute and Abel are doing, since they also got stuff set up in the most recent season (as in, they were introduced and given a degree of focus a la the Vees in season 1).
>>80274509cute!
>>80274568While I liked the new pilot for Helluva (A rock version of the jingle was something I never knew I needed), it's still not a good introduction to Helluva because it shows the one thing that doesn't happen in Hellaverse:>Straight sexOnly homos get to get it on in this setting, and is why we'll never see Cherri and Pentious consumate their relationship.
>>80274557The set up for season 3 are>Zesital and Lilith and you know about Zestial’s relationship with Carmilla. Season 2 had a massive hint of him working with Lilith just by him going against the Heaven cannon because Lilith was still up there.> I'm wondering what the hell both Lute and Abel are doing,To get radicalized by the events and drama in season 3 to then progress into doing a large war against Lilith. Lute going for Lute and Carmilla. And Abel going after Lucifer’s head.Adam will be their cry blanket at the end.
>>80274795>Cucked by Adam and Lute>Cucked by Emily multiple time>Cucked by AlastorVaggiebros, who do we think she should get with instead of Charlie?
>>80274509Cuuute
>>80274826Velvette. She'd show Vaggie a good time
Are we posting ai Loona again?I'm trying to add more details to my prompts to see if it works, almost there.
>>80274870>Alastor’s stupid!>I don’t care about him at all!>her heart is beating fasterDumb tv
>>80274870>be Voxxyfag>be CerseifagI love evil horrible selfish women I don’t care. If they make Lilith out to be a bitch I’ll support her too.
>inhalesMIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80274360HOLY TEETOLA
how would meat react to deer poosay
>>80275004pead loves to give girls big beautiful boobiesand also because i cant help myself from drawing similar body shapes for all the pead patients lol
>>80275039
>suddenly obsessed with making AUs where the only real change is Charlie going up to Earth during the appropriate period, mothering a major sinner character, then giving them a happy childhood that is violently ripped away (often in front of them) as Charlie “dies” (in reality, getting sent back to hell).what is this feeling that drives me to make such absurdities?
>>80275031He don't like pussy
>>80275031
>>80275039Holy Satan...Sitting on Octavia's belly while holding up her titanic tits and fucking them...
>>80275221These three? Put em in a wall.
>>80275267
>>80275269
>>80275278>I want to wear what Alastor likes
Inside deer
>>80275292He is somehow the most gaped, raped, sexually active semen demon despite being asexual. He just exudes it.
>>80275221they must be so soft...
>>80275292took me a looong time to realize the bottom right are Alastor's tentacles
>Alastor's antlers fall off seasonally d-do you think he wears cute dresses or lingerie and lives as a femboy when this happens haha
>>80275346TopkekAlso>First post of 2026
>>80275368>2026Samoan confirmed
>>80275389Vassago's is the most aesthetic butt here.
>>80275388NZer actually. May no more lesbians send naval vessels to the bottom of the Cook Strait, lmao
I don’t even know if any radiostatic yuri enjoyers are on right now but any simple Voxxy and Alastasia requests?
>>80275402Happy new year kiwi hobbit.Now enjoy a bird
>>80275325So true.>that shirtHaha what if regular Stolas placed his spindley body atop hers and pleasured his Goetian cock using her massive soft tits. Either with her being embarrassed by it or angry but unable to stop him thanks to PEAD...
>>80275468Thanks bro. Funnily enough I've never seen a kiwi. Tuataras, pukekos, takehes, keas, kakapos, and yellow-eyed penguins yes, but no kiwis.
>>80275085
>>80275486that'd be soooo crazy haha
>>80275530It'd be insane if he were to coat her mountainous tits in his copious bird seed while telling her she looks so much more beautiful than her mother like this haha.
*kisses Velvette*
>>80275777Alastor Altruist...
Voxxy should be fat
