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Sex with scugs, experiment, avali and kobold
>>80291999so much this
More semi-anthros please.
>Not made in 2026SHAME SHAME SHAME
>not baked at midnight
Happy New Year's Eastern time zone! And also goodnight, may Sybil watch over your new year's dreams
>>80292074Who's midnight though?
>>80292020Expie cute>>80292034Sex
I feel like Brown Mouse kinda temporarily replaced Syringa for Minhee after the former dropped out of college and they drew very distance after being Minhee couldn't stand her behaviour on top of her being more successful with men.(Also am I entitled to politely ask for a graphite Syringa/Minhee now?)
up in the air rn if i should go to a new years party or not before i finish this
>>80292069Disgusting whore
>>80292087FUCK SYBIL I NEVER SLEEP ON THIS NIGHT
>waifur that's only really looking forward to play gta 6 before killing herself
>>80292034What I wouldn't get ve for Mollyanon to stop listening to trolls and shitposters and draw more semianthro and more chibi anthro and more bunny taur
>>80292112>FUCK SYBILThat's the plan.
Why are you people not posting horses?
>>80292118wait, do people also complain about semies?
>>80292118I'm a sucker for more non-standard body types and the bun taur was cute as hell but I can't recommend setting off spergs to be honest.
>>80292118What i wouldn't give for awkward first time kisses with Molly
>>80292169My horse selection is limited, and Lunar New Year isn't until February. Have a horse with a horn.
>>80292189Yeah. If it looks like too many people are talking about it some backlash pops up.
>>80292034So much this
>>80292169>>80292228equine is worse than bnnuy
>>80292109Every copy of her is personalized nigger, mine has a big fuckable ass if I request her.
Happy new years and fuck you all. Here's to 365 more days of shitty threads.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!:)
>>80292229Hot gato pic
>>80292259Sex
https://youtu.be/ADl4WBqcKPU?si=K2Wwce8pVGuD5d7_
>>80292229fan of lil semies, but I think big nonchibi/chi-ike semies should be more commonI think I get the it; big semies are more difficult to tell apart from ferals
>>80292228Unicorns are the only women who would see a 30/40 year old virgin as desirableI sat here for a moment trying to think of a way to leeway this into a point, but it's really just an observation that occurred to me and nothing else
>>80292392You know I haven't considered that much I absolutely love Big_sub_small_dom pairings. I'll keep an eye out for that.
>>80292392Hot sex with dragon
>>80292335Kek>>80292440>35 year old virgin loser meets a unicorn lady who's absolutely smitten with himSomeone should write and/or draw that.
>>80291892>which boards they'd useeasy as well>Sami - /v/, /vr/, /d/, /b/, /t/, /vm/, /vmg/, /s4s/, /y/, /pol/, /tv/ and /x/, she's a nasty gooner who games and has the worst opinions known to man>Alcy - /g/, /s4s/, /r9k/ and /fit/, she's a total braindead literal robot who says autism funnywords and sentences but physically active>Hannah - any /v/ board besides the mobile generals, /x/ (canonized by LP), any porn board but especially /y/, /diy/, /jp/, /r9k/, /b/, /toy/, /co/, /aco/, /a/, /pol/, /adv/, /f/, /mlp/ (when she was younger) /hr/, /bant/ and probably /w/-/wg/ she's too afraid to torrent shit due to lack of storage funds and prefers physical since she's an oldfag anyway>Dizzi - formerly /t/, smart enough to know most of those torrents are bad now, any /v/ board ESPECIALLY except for mobag, /toy/, /cgl/, /hr/, /a/, /e/, personally accounts for 3% of all /m/ posts, /biz/, /tg/, /vt/, /wsg/, /x/, /an/, /jp/, /s4s/, /r9k/ and /hm/, she autistic and it shows, also posts paw pics on completely random boards which occasionally gets her banned because it's funny>Noelle - /v/, /vr/, /vprg/, /vp/, /cm/, /y/ and /u/, /hm/, /s/, /lgbt/ because it's Noelle, /x/, /his/, /wsg/, /hr/, /h/, /hc/, /fa/, /adv/, /int/, /lit/ and /mu/, deeply passionate vidya fan, lore nerd and underageb& who also has a complex for humans and is still trying to figure out just -how- bi she really is>Oriana - /k/, /s4s/, /b/ and /gif/ to see people get stabbed, absolute psycho>JK - Any: international board, porn board, shitposting board, weeb board and vidya board (especially /vm/) also /m/, /k/, /out/, /pw/, /xs/, /i/, /ic/ /cgl/, she's probably the worst gooner on this list who keeps up the best appearances>Noelle? Seriously? She's tentatively /hmofa/ with a strong side of "will she?" and would abso-totally be a 4chan user
>>80292469>35 year old virgin loser meets a unicorn lady who's absolutely smitten with himOnly way I can see this being a thing is if she was a bigger weirdo and a lot older. Acts all prim and proper but is almost a sex offender
>>80292501Also throw /m/ at Hannah since she's probably a figmafag who JOs to Big-O as well
>>80292501Based
>>80292501>and prefers physical since she's an oldfag anywayif she's 34 now then she could've been browsing at 18 in 2009, probably earlier since a lot of people did as older teens anyway; prime 2006-7 years. she'd be very jaded about how shit 4chan is now so it checks out
>>80292501Based 4chan autist, you are winrar. I had to actually stop and think for a moment to remember what all of these boards are. (I never used very many.)Guess I don't know that much about Noelle. I never played Deltarune, I just hear things. Probably should someday though.>>Hannah - any /v/ board besides the mobile generals, /x/ (canonized by LP)There's a non-zero chance I would've gotten into an argument with Hannah on /x/ back in the day lol. Or maybe we would've agreed who knows, or maybe just posted in the same /x/ humor thread.I just had a thought. There's a good chance that someday, if it hasn't already happened, a child will be born and their parents will name them after a Deltarune or Undertale character.
>>80292501Pretty concise for Noelle, but I'd lump her in with the weeb boards as well on account of her mother being a huge one.
>>80292551A girl into the big-o anime i didnt know i wanted this till now.
hannah stopped using /x/ after the stupid grifter bullshit
>>80292682Which one, There's a few I can remember. Or do you mean in general?
>>80292726there was a supposed piece of media called 'the grifter' which was allegedly the ~scariest shit ever~ but it didn't exist. but it was like all anyone talked about. this was probably like 2010?i'm old
>>80292676>A girl into the big-o anime i didnt know i wanted this till now.dizzi especially does too because she's almost always talking about zeon. also kaneda drew a minecraft wolf with Big-O in mind on his alt years ago
>>80292682>she didn't even stick around for the tulpafagginghanner over yanner really missed out
>>80292764Oh, right. I thought you meant the myriad of grifters and fraudsters that have shown up in /x/ over the years. But I feel like it's gotten worse in recentish years.
>>80292764Yeah That grifter it really was the dumbest shit ever.>>80292767I just love the mech designs from it so much.
>>80292795I recall browsing /co/ circa 2017 or 2018 and seeing people talk about a fucking Steven Universe tulpa
Taking alien fox GF to the new year's celebration in New York City to watch the ball drop and the fireworks so she can experience a real Human celebration.
>I'm like hey what's up HELLO>Seen your pretty ass soon as you came in the DOOR>I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to ROLL>Married to the money, introduced him to my STOVE>Showed him how to whip it, now he remix it for LOW>he my trap KING, let him hit the BANDO>We be counting up, watch how far them bands GO>We just set a goal, talking matching LAMBOS>In love with the money, I ain't never letting GO>And I get high with my baby >I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby,>YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH>And I get high with my baby>I be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby.
happy new year, /hmofa/!
>>80292830I was IN /sug/ in the weeks after the original Pearl and Peridot tulpa news broke from /x/, those were prime schizo hours, but the general concept was nothing new even back then. I guarantee you there's probably a /sug/ simulator video somewhere on YouTube from back around one of the Steven Bombs that captured the fallout from those events. Kinda funny to imagine all the infamy of tulpas on this website came downstream of that.
tulpafagging is at least as old as katawa shoujo
>>80292962I have an imaginary fox gf. I piss her off quite a lot.
>>80292962schizophrenia predates civilization
>>80292962I asked my anthro waifur Tulpa if that's bullshit and she told me it is
>>80292795Good times man, good times. A lot better than the faggy succubus threads anyways if you ask me.>>80292830Why am I not surprised, wish I could've seen that. But I don't use /co/>>80292929> I guarantee you there's probably a /sug/ simulator video somewhere on YouTube from back around one of the Steven Bombs that captured the fallout from those events.I really hope there is, I wanna see this shit.I thought about making a tulpa some years ago when I was feeling depressed. I still am many days, but that's beside the point. I've actually been considering doing it still solely for the purpose of trying to figure out what a tulpa actually is and how any of this works. I'm guessing to get that answer I'll probably need a team of physicists, mathematicians, neurologists, psychologists/psychiatrists, biologist, biochemists, neurochemists, Orthodox clergy, occult/mystical experts, and a lot of very expensive scientific equipment.
>>80293014isn't it kinda fucked up that the genes for it survived because people thought schizos were shamans
>>80293036it almost certainly had the lowest predilection in a pre-industrial human world. besides, humans are consensus-based and will follow anything absurd if it attracts the right factors
Year of the Hag
>>80293028 (me)Okay gonna add something onto this. It may not solely be for scientific purposes, but also because I think it's kinda cool. (That and I almost can't bear the thought of going my entire existence on this Earth without a waifur)Look at this fox's tail.
>>80293069gotta wonder how vivid the average human's imagination was thousands of years ago, coupled with the patience necessary to study wild animals in nature and artistically render them on cave walls. truly free humans with generations of natural expression would probably think like schizoid tribals to a modern person in a matter of a century and a half or more
#labubufuckers
>>8029313730-year old woman who pays taxes and still gets ID'd btw
>>80293199I will never play gachaslop.But I have been thoroughly convinced to love this rabbit.Her eyes are pretty :)
>>80293227i'm extremely partial to her running animation just being elden ring's iron cleaver R2
Here's to another year of miserable loneliness Doubt anything is gonna change for the better in 2026, for me at least, but maybe you bros will have better luck
>>80293357just gotta put yourself out there and not be afraid to interact with your coworkers
>>80293357I'm summoning a woman in a fursuit to sit on your face using esoteric and possibly demonic powers right now.
>>80293280I have never played that game but I'll agree with you.I was recently thinking about this doodle, and the post I made that resulted in it. ROUND 2 BABY! I'M NO COWARD! NEW YEAR'S!If anyone replies to this with dubs, I'll download Runescape and level runecrafting to 99. WHOO!
>>80293388>got dubsYou know what you must do.
>>80292929>steven bombsi miss those days so much
>>80293383NTA but>JUSTdoesn't matter when you are ugly/short/generally unlikeable with zero money
>>80293388>>80293404>mfw I got double dubsI don't have a reaction image to properly express my jaw dropping shock. Please post one.Guess I'm doing this now...>>80293467Work out regularly, get sunlight, and be hygienic, that genuinely will help more than you might think. Meditation is good too.As for being unlikeable, that really might be you getting in your own head and not true, but if it is, try learning to be more likeable and charismatic I guess? Learn how to be funny, make good jokes, that works good. Almost everything is a skill that can be learned and improved upon.
Filing up a job application that isn’t Walmart or A fast food joint or a boring ass office job so I can fund my own furry woman game and help out my mom to pay the bills.
>>80293467you can work on at least one of those things and if you're as short and ugly as you think you are, there's someone out there who'd treasure those aspects of you.
>>80293467Bea!! My BEAlove!
>>80293467If a complete hobgoblin baldo pseud and ex-grocery store bagger like angriestpat can get a wife and have a kid then you've got no excuse. I guarantee you're better complected than him, as well.
>>80293357Loneliness is a self inflected illness. Cities always have club meet ups for people that like similar shit.
>>80293527>MUTCELi remember that concept. wonder if anin will ever come back to full-time drawfagging
>>80293578not that guy but I live near a city and all the art classes, life drawing sessions and clubs are always full or not taking membersclubs are not real anymore
>>80292912Happy new year also ultra hot pic
>>80293578NTA but shit's tough even if you are going out. personally, I've tried sport clubs and bars, the former is a lot of fun as an activity but people are generally in premade groups in conversations about external topics you can't just wedge into. Bars are even worse, sat at the bar having my beer and fries thinking someone else would sit eventually since the tables were full to bursting, just left after an hour.I did learn that i love boating and swimming though, nice getting some sun and taking a dip.
>>80293660the nightmare truth is that you have to start one yourself
>>80293660>>80293740just make a steam group lol
Femto wishes (You) an innovative 2016+10.
>>80293115Fox tail...
>>80293753What can't you type the year like a normal person
She's in your walls
>>80293775Buh moment
>pull the trigger and grab a surprise structure deck online>it arrives>it's a Cyber Dragon deck>right as I begin binging GXgood shit
>>80293729>people are generally in premade groupsthis is why i gave up socializing outside the internet, but even here i still feel dethatched and unwelcomethe "you had to be there" shit or "youre not an oldfag sowwy" then whats the fucking point in trying
>>80292252I don't care it's the year of the horse so post them
>25yo>5'6>Thinning hairline>Kinda mediocre lookswise>Boring and bland>No idea how to initiate a conversation>0 confidenceYup, its hmofa fantasy time
L waifur
>>80293893if your ass ever gets a tall gf I'm going to choke you through your monitor
*effortlessly slices your pants off*
>>80293947Cutie
>>80293893Hyena women really see human men like this and say "husband"
>>80293947But that's just a furboi?
>>80294046Pegging mate
>>80294046this is because hyena women are truly perfect in every way
>>80294046>Bro you're a failure you should just be gaylmao
>>80293947Looks pretty W to me, ha ha!Also, I wouldn't mind a Misa waifur...
>>80293947waifur who dies of a heart attack at a young age
>>80294079There's nothing gay about hyenas.>P-pseud peni-Don't even say it bitch.
>>80294005I do wish to see one of these with a normal sized and little anthro woman, maybe her sword-mistress/henchwoman where they do this and have polar opposite shocked/joyous expressions.
>>80294138You're right, hyenas aren't gay. The people who like them are.
>>80294079I wasn't making a statement, hyena was just the first thing that popped into my head.
>>80294165Now that don't make no damn sense boy
>>80293527she's perfect
>>80294165I dont care I want to worship every inch of her body.
>>80294203All 10 inches of her body?
>>80294153>littleI'm not a loli kind of guy, but a knight errant waifur with her page is a neat idea.
>>80294213Tiny yeen wife
>>80291981>Dakota is so overwhelmed by moth girl that he turns into an obsessive Tsundere who both can't live without her but also refuses to admit it.Pure kino
Anyway happy new year to you all.Didn't habe the power to draw anything. So have this thing that was by an anon.
>>80294223Yeen wife that can fit in the palm of your hand and pathetically tries to establish her dominance over you
>>80294203Would you say you'd like to be... dominated by her? Answer truthfully as the door is already locked, your test begins now.
>>80294255i would like to be befucked and encuddled by her
>>80294255Who's his waifur?
quick, this is important for the well being of humanity, tell me a rodent thread waifur outside of minhee and liora
>>80294222Didn't really mean little as in that, just a shortstack type.
>>80294272Stewart Little
>>80294275Oh yeah I know you didn't, although the concept just kinda flew by me. A squire would be more appropriate if the assistant was to be a human, anyway.
>>80294272Dr. Soot. She's a horny MILF doctor that works at an interspecies hospital (I assume this means it treats EVERYONE, as opposite to species-elusive ones.)It probably means she's pretty skilled to get into it, or has friends to get her the job.
>>80294235Leaves of fall is the most kinoest hmofa story. I love hmofa romance stories with that coming of age/small town theme
>>80294269hog
>>80294278No little shits
>>80294272Krasna from HYSTNbut uh....
>>80294272Dr.Soot! Evil Rat Queen!Maple the Canadian beaver!
>>80294272ERQ. Literally has "rat" in her name
>>80294302It REALLY hits the small/dying town vibe perfectly. Oliver did a banger job with all the descriptions because I can basically see Sam's neighborhood in my mind.IMO the only iffy parts are the final showdown just because it hits that "we have to wrap this up" levels of stuff.
>>80294313What the fuck is this
Does anyone actually care about Evil Rat Queen anymore? I don't hear anything other than people mentioning her name.
>>80294323>>80294320also reminded me that she doesn't really get drawn much anymorethat's what being a stacie does to you
>>80294303Damn I was about to say that. But yeah, a pig of some kind with extreme mental issues who he gives a marginally easier test
>>80294339she's tangential to morgan's existence but nah not really. it needs to change though since she was the bitchy thread waifur before tardtraria was even a glimmer in 7oomer's godless T50's
>>80294327Balkan couple during yugoslav wars
>>80294350He'd abduct her and torture her because she's fat and it would only end if she ate a piece of herself.
>>80294363Oh my God this is just like GTA 4 :0
>>80294378Just without the really, really good vehicle physics
>>80294378And without the really really shit walking controls
>>80294327Have you Seen the News by Jacklin. Relevant I guess since he just updated one of his stories. It's probably his most well known here. Which is puzzling because he refused to post it on A03 unlike his other older stories.https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/xDXtKwbsIt's been archived though. It's anthro yugoslav war. A tough read for some.
>>80294346I drew her a long ass time ago. I'll probably draw her again at some point.
>so, you're finally awake
>>80294443Erm... It's HEY YOU, you're finally awake
>>80294465i don't PLAY the intro i MOD it out so i can speedrun to the KHAJIIT PAWJOB MODS!!!
>>80294422>It's probably his most well known here. Which is puzzling becauseHe likes to put in suffering to his stories but yugoslav wars is a setting where the suffering actually adds to the narrative fits instead of being suffering just for suffering
>>80294443>You walked right into that yeennigger ambush?
>2026>still no humie bf>>80293729>>80293847i relate to this and i get there's a good amount of insufferable people here, but it wouldnt hurt to try talking to anons in this thread or similar to try and make friends
>>80294513Oh that's just the idea anon, i make drawings to make lots of fwends
>>80294443No! I've betrayed my pure Nord heritage by sleeping with a beautiful feline warrior! Will I still be allowed into Sovngarde?
Been experimenting with my own /hmofa/ story and I had to take a moment after realizing i've been writing "The road to el dorado".
>>80294539Yes. So long as you mod the game to make Serana killable and kill her
>>80294545Sex
>>80294545
>>80294545What if Chel but anthro
>>80293847>>80294513i never subscribed to the oldfag stubbornness that was gatekeeping even simple stuff like image sources or how to find stuff on your own without asking because if that behavior persisted and because universal culture, it would only cause the new blood to be completely helpless and thereby fulfill the older poster's own prejudicesi will always insist that you should lurk for a couple of months before posting to fully familiarize yourself however>>80294545you do good work overall. actually forgot i had that chica pic of yours saved
>>80294443>The morning after getting accepted into the Companions and after you were "given a tour" by the more senior, northern Khajiit shield-sister.
>>80294611Jamal's cocksleeve.
>>80294611*and became
Happy New Year to the coast that matters the most
It's been 1026 years, are waifurs real again yet?
Happy new years anons. We will get our waifurs one day.... one day.
>>80294545send me a link, i think this year imma sit down and force myself to read my stories to completion
>>80294623Wigger wapemeat
>>80294647No they haven't Pope Victor III, go back to bed
>>80294513>it wouldnt hurt to try talking to anons in this thread or similar to try and make friendsDude 4chan used to be a decent place to make actual friends but nowadays anyone willing to connect is either a redditor, a schizo who will blow up and take you with them, or catfishing you. 2016 is when the last copter out of saigon left.Oh fuck 2016 was a decade ago now.
>>80294623so is the joke that jamal is actually a white guy
>>80294696Yes... no.... maybe...... I don't know
>>80294690I'm not a redditor, schizo, or a catfish! Don't know if I'm looking to make friends though. But if anyone wants to play UT '99 or Dawn of War I'm down. Not right this moment though, I'm downloading Old School Runescape.All that aside, you make a very good point anon, I think you're right.
>>80294715i only saw that one badly-drawn image of him as a white guy and assume that's the entire point. would at least make the repetitive posting of it more entertaining. sorry i'm behind on my averi lore
>>80294724Catfish coded post
>>80294422He de-anthrofied the story and turned it into a self published scifi novel. I have a copy somewhere, but I never got around to reading it.
>>80294661Sorry dude, It's all in drafts. The story is mostly to get myself to practice writing.>>80294611>you do good work overall. actually forgot i had that chica pic of yours savedI'm not the artist.
>>80294737>>80294696Averi is nigger rapemeat. After her first taste of BBC it was over.
>>80294762>I'm not the artist.ah okay. good comm at least
>>80294737Can you repeat the question?
>>80294765YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOWYOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
happy new year hmofa from an LA poster!!!
>>80294805Are you living in the prison colony timeline of LA yet
>>80294741I'm not a catfish! I swear!So uh, anyone else craving crayfish?
>>80294805ah shit i forgot it say happy new year here too
>>80294813not yet papi, im still living in the hellish influencer timeline
>>80294805Happy new years from RIverside!
why does LP keep saying he's old
>>80294788you forgot the most apropos lyric: and you're not so big
>"I know what will get people to hate the sharty and anfoo!">"posting about and spamming blacked in the thread!"Ignoring the obvious fact you're just a shitposter and retarded, what do you think you're going to accomplish doing this? Are you trying to do the opposite?
Man, I haven't posted here since LAST YEAR!!! :OHmm, I think I'll draw a possum girl, after that I'll take about two requests.
>>80294860>Hmm, I think I'll draw a possum girl,YEEESSSS!!!
>>80294860Averi with Jamal
new year new motivation, i think this year imma try to draw more porn related things of my characters in between doing pages for my comic i post here, and i will also try harder to feel less bashful abut my interests when it comes ot posting my art on my online circle of friends who are as big as losers as i am
>>80294872you'll have to stick to ai sars
>>80294880>Pic... Sorry what did you say something? I was, distracted.
>>80294860draw a cheeky dimmi for new years
happy new year, everyonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnzwZbifrc
>>80294860Avril celebrating new years with me and some fireworks!
>>80294860can you draw me?
>>80294928this is gorgeous
>>80294860Welcome back after a year. >requestsBig-booba'd kot
>>80294928This is amazing, beautiful. Good stuff.Happy New Year dude.
>>80294928>SDS '26the great wheel keeps on a-turnin'...
>>80294928Hot damn that's good, happy new year!
>>80294939Oral is the best >>80294607I'm going to burn this into my mind and get someone to draw her as chel.
>>80294607What about Chell but anthro
>>80294833Hot
>>80294855No one was talking about sharty you little nigger.
Would Morgan ride the lego mech?
>>80295082Morgan built the morgomech for Morgan City to stop the martian anti-sk8 invasion
>>80295082would morgan ride porky minch's spider mech
>>80294929>>80294933Alright, go outside, with a clear line-of-sight with the moon, and start to wave, then post here letting me know that your waving, and I'll look for you. Clothing is MANDATORY!!
>>80294982What about glad0s but formerly anthro turned into slightly anthro shaped robot ai
>>80295100Cute
>>80295100Protogen GLaDOS when?
>>80295125I need it
>>80295100>gladog
>>80295100i've seen so many coomerified glad0ses recently that i'd honestly settle for anthroified personality cores instead. at least that way they're more individualized actually holy FUCK i want to see that
>>80295149Morality, Intelligence, Curiosity and Anger Core robofurs that color-coded purple, blue, orange and red respectively
>>80295098Why do you rp as a whale in the hmofa threads?
>>80295159Yeah it's pretty weird that he pretends to be your mom
>>80295149>troonsky user
>>80295158fucking ship it, i would buy figurines of that>>80295159the whale is like his brand character
>>80295183Shit/10
>>80295183>brand character*fursona
I love sucking my waifur's nipples
>>80295183And this is a hmofa thread, not a place for someone to larp as their fursona.
>>80295098oh shit you should have started with that, i was outside balls out waving at you
>>80295203All 10 of them
Guys my waifur has exactly 7 nipples. Is that weird?
>>80295179ah sorry anon, i should use the site with rage bait and rightwing disinformation instead
>>80295217And her clit for good measure
>>80295223Instead you use the site with rage bait and leftwing disinformation. So much better.Cute hyena picture.
>>80295149Defender. 3. Unit de-serviced, remaining units contain.
>>80294846Mid-30's hit a man hard.
>>80295245What's the Overwatch equivalent of "MY ASS IS HEAVY"
>>80295266Rank Leaders: Reminder, 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
>>80293115ideal body pillow
if i ever become an aritsti'm gonna draw almost nothing besides /hmofa/ edits of vintage photographs
>>80293137Literal pedobait
>>80295266hag
>>80295328do it, that sounds cool
>>80295328Good idea desu.Can you post some of your collection of example photos?
>>80294300why the fuck does my screen get so dirty whenever she gets posted
>>80295331Just makes me want to see a threesome with Judy and Zhao tbqh.
>>80295331god forbid a woman be girly
Don't you just hate it when Kitsune prank you like this?
>>80295245Affirmative. Line 4 moving to contain.>5 minutes later.Officer down, I am 10-99 repeat I am 10-99!
>>80295352That wouldn't be safe horny so the fem-nazis will attack and the world will label you as an abuser
>>80295333*rapes you*
Happy new year hmofa. Here's for another year of waifur posting, stories, art, games etc. here's me attempting to take a picture of Octavia in front of the space needle. It felt like I was in a small pack of sardines.
>>80295377>>80295333>zoomer rpfuck off back to discord
>>80295376Can someone please explain to me what safe horny means? I think I can guess, but I'm not certain. I don't keep up with all the terms and phrases and slang.
>>80295352She looks like a child. Go to any twitter posts with porn of her and most of the comments are pedophile dog whistles. She's made for lolicons.
>>80295331>faggy gay furfag hitlers other people how to live their life im going to draw myself sucking on zhao's flat titties, and im going to draw her squeezing my cock with her fat thighs/ass, and im going to cum in her mouth, and i GUARANTEE everyone that that deshi faggot is gonna be in prison for literal child porn before anyone notable sees what ive drawn
>>80295338The work of John Margolies is a big inspiration, as are vintage home videos, particularly those captured in Kodachrome. I'd try to use an example like picrel, taken in 1976, research interior shots if possible and then construct a narrative with multiple images if possible. Such as a trip with a man and his waifur to this location, their time spent inside and then maybe a break image where they're eating food together. Vintage media is easy to find but difficult to sift through, and lost or historical locales/establishments are the most interesting to me. I hate myself for not having tried to start drawing despite owning a perfectly good $130 tablet for years now, and I'm not sure what it'll take to make me finally take the plunge. But something like this would be my ideal endgoal if I ever stop pussying out about it.
>>80295393
>>80295179i do what must be done to obtain unposted cute waifur images for the thread
>>80295362Engaging Protection team is non-cohesive. Reinforcement teams Code 3.Premature mission termination will result in 50% reproduction credits.
>>80295388its some retarded buzzword that boils down to "youre enjoying porn i dont enjoy"
>>80295413Why is she even being posted here? I thought human faced characters don't point as anthro.
>>80295399Look at this, I drew this recently in my new sketchbook. And it's not good, it's not even remotely so. But I did it, and I posted it. And I'm gonna keep drawing, and keep working at it, and keep getting better. If I can stop being a pussy about it, so can you anon. I believe in you.Checked.
>>80295361me putting up the same picture of my kitsune waifur in every room of the house
>>80295422NTA, but she had a snout, it's just very short. Her mouth is unambiguously anthro.
>>80295439*HASnot had goddammit
>>80295426fuck yea dude, every great journey starts with a single step, keep posting and keep practicing, the grind never stops but its not how it ends, what we live for is how we get there
>>80295388Oh god, I had it explained to me a while ago, but I can't remember what it is. Basically what I remember is that it's stuff designed with the idea of being sexually appealing to men, but also deliberately hampering itself in certain ways to not make karens online mad
>>80295422Yeah beyond the loli bait she makes a shitty anthro. Another painted human /hmofa/ and gooners loves so much.
>>80295413Ah, so utter faggotry then. Got it.
>>80295383Happy new year to you too, anon. Dream of cute anthro girlfriends, and warm hugs.
>>80295439She still looks like an anime girl. It would be 100x better if she looked more like Judy instead of an anime girl with a slight bump on the nose.
>>80295388>Can someone please explain to me what safe horny means?uncontroversially sexually appealing. like putting hot chicks in bikinis to advertise your beer brand or car company
>XHAO IS A PEDOBAIT CHARACTERThe real problem with Zhao is that she's she looks like nothing more than a fucking human with bunny ears
>>80295210I'ma send my nigga Rher to look at you!>:(
>>80294928That's some quality architecture right there
>>80295383Happy new year :)
>>80295460Oh someone already said it
>>80295460>>80293199 is the true length of her snout. it's like a twenty degree incline from one cheek or the other, but it is there. zzz devs aren't all that versed with female snouts
>>80295464My guy she gets defended by lolicons on twitter with anime girl pfps and tons of posts use lolicon shit like the crying emoji. She's as pedobiat as they come for 2D characters.
>>80295468Nigga stop with the gay rp ffs
>>80295376Safe horny is when men have to defang themselves by exaggerating their lust over ugly women, muscle mommies, femdom (step on me) to appease new age females. If you show any signs you like traditional femininity you'll be labeled as a "pig" or women hating. Also think about the faggots that always say, "the hottest thing a women can do is give consent" too.
>>80295486>ugly women, muscle mommieswhy did you say ugly women twice in a row?
>>80295478It's pathetically small and barely covers any of her face. At most angles she looks human. She doesn't look like an anthro, she looks like a kemonomimi.
>>80295483I'm not saying it's not pedobait. But it's also not anthro
>>80295478>zzz devs aren't all that versed with female snoutsMore like, if zzz devs would give the girls proper snouts, the normalfag retard consumers who ````````play"""" this ``````````````game""""""""""" would riot.
>>80295495Have you met a femdom faggot? You need to hammer that in.
>>80295483its either shitposters or actual pedophiles who think like that which are you?
>>80295383Happy New Year anon!>Space needle>Cascadian detectedHow's the weather over there? It's cold and grey over here in lovely New England.All the best for ya in the new year!(This is the only image I have of Octavia lol.)>>80295448I'll keep going anon! Hell, I'll draw something this very night, and get back to writing too!>>80295449>>80295462Thank you for the explanations.>>80295486>exaggerating their lust over ugly women, muscle mommies, femdom (step on me)Nigga I don't have to exaggerate it. So long as it's an anthro female, I like ALL that shit, and traditional femininity too. I just love anthro women.I think these new captchas are improving my pattern recognition and stuff. I think my IQ has gone up a little.
>>80295496that's a poor angle and also mischaracterizes her face because she never smiles like that. anyways it's never going to look definitively anthro the distance of regular gameplay since it's so tiny, but the fact that it exists is good enough for most. she's a thieren and isn't of the kemonomimi variety which is furry as far as this franchise is concernedi only care about zhaodami anyway
>>80294860Horse getting her New Year's mating press.
>>80295505Chinese aren't hostile to anthro designs, they just care more about humans.
I'm not saying being a lolicon makes you a pedophile, but I've not seen one who I didn't strongly suspect was a pedo. Cub ever so slightly less so, but still usually pedo.All that being said, I would fuck Zhao all night long.
>>80295505Given the fact that most zzz fags are gay as fuck, I'd say it's simply a matter of taste
Zhao is sexy
>>80295560i too am in that /v/ thread
>>80291981https://files.catbox.moe/d16jsl.mp4
>>80295560As I just said, I'm fucking the bun.
>caring what twitter thinks
>>80295535I mean that's from the game model itself. I think your picture makes it look more prominent than it actually is, a bit deceptive given the angle.Anyways I agree with the other anons that she looks like a human with bunny ears rather than a rabbit anthro.
>>80295505>>80295545relax bro the chinese grew up on sexy animal characters (cartoonists used this as a loophole to get around censors). we're about 5 years away from the chinkfur revolution
>>80295577>Pedos are self reporting
>>80295569Cute.Am I the only one who doesn't care for the cutesy high pitched voice thing the Japanese seem to love so much? Japanese has pitch accent, and my ability to speak it is not very good, I get confused.
>>80295589it's disingenuous since, again, she never emotes in the way that image shows. her mouth is always tiny and opens widens to exaggerate in generic anime style. also a 3/4 angle like that is useless for displaying snout depth.if i had her model and bothered to dl blender i'd drop her in and literally measure the length and incline of her snout right now, but i really don't care that much man.molly has a puny snout too; it's a rabbit thing
happy new year everyone!
Gonna do the horse next (probably just lines so I have time to do another +eat).
Anime humans have snouts
>>80295627If Dialyn was a Thieren too, she'd be SSS-tier, snoutlet or not.>can oversize her paws at will to let you full-body hug her squishy panda pawpads
>>80295622>OpossumYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!Checked.
>>80294765you and i both know what averi is all about
>>80295622nice sheer practice, didn't know you rolled that way mr. whale
>>80295617Refer to my original point>>80295460Rabbit anthros actually have proper muzzles, not just a little ass bump on the nose. Just compare her to Judy>>80295331Zhao has a typical pointy human anime face shape, she has skin colored fur, her rabbit nose is barely defined. It's little wonder she so popular with your average lolicon, she looks like a little girl with rabbit ears.
>>80295486>"the hottest thing a women can do is give consent"Ahksully the hottest thing a woman can do is is not get my consentthis post was made possible from a grant funded by the ADHG foundation
>>80295641i know this is a 2deep5me fetish but images like this are hilarious as hell to me
>>80295656*checks species of adhg foundation*>bunpoleonette complexettafucking latinas
>>80295656Hot
I hate dogs. So what?
>>80295644"Sheer practice"???
>>80295699sheer fabric
>>80295694
>>80295710i love you buhball
>>80295617Does this artist draw loli or something? Looks sus.
>>80295656i'm thinking arby's
>>80295531>How's the weather over there? It's cold and grey over here in lovely New England.the same but foggy.
>>80295245>>80295281>>80295362>Overwatch ground unit deprogrammed via waifur shenanigans to fight alongside the lambda resistance and reclaim his humanity
>>80295661personally, i fuck with it
>>80295656>yeah, take a shower and then snuggle
>>80295872Better be from Civil Protection or he ain't got much humanity left.
>>80295706Ah I see.Ty, and I'm fairly certain I have my action figures to thank for that lol
>>80295741Wingsofredemption?
>>80295902That's pathetic lmao
>>80295984It's pretty redundant
>>80295560Jiggly bun buns
>>80292102well then?
>>80292102fisafisafisa
>at new years party last night>conversation turns to internet, phones, etc.>open my stupid mouth and say that if everyone is that against it, just don't use them>they say it's not that easy>i say it is>they bet me i can't go one month without using the internet>it's in public so i can't back down or bitch outSo I'll see you in a month I guess.t. currently stood outside the closed library using their wifi to post this
>>80295560she's FLAT!she's FELTED!she's not even an ANTHRO!
>>80294928Cute kisses
>>80296075Heh, I could and do do that with alcohol, or sugar, or weed, or tobacco any other "addiction" that's actually enjoyable. Harder with this SHITE. But I still go outside more than like 99% of garbage city... f this place.
>>80296098Lol you said do do
>>80296105yeah(has anyone ever made anthro dodo art? lmao)
>>80296075I only owned a phone for the last ~5 years, and only relented due to my disability (what if I became critically fatigued while out on my own? *Coughlifealertcough*)They ARE physically capable of living without a cel phone, they are simply UNWILLING to let it go.(Also, for work related shit, it's nice not being able to deviate from the previously established work week schedule! No surprise "come in today" lol)
>>80296146Consider suicide
I dunno why I like pairing Judith with Minhee.
>>80296041i wentto the party sorr, had to get a few drinks in before i start the new year, gonna be cutting myself from hard liquor and soft drinks for this year ill get the line art done tonight lol
>>80296146Only sane Anon itt.
>>80295984boowomp? i like being white and better than you lol
>>80296146You should always have a phone on you encase of an emergency.
>>80295331>w goonsi hate this planet
>>80296185Did you kiss a girl, Anon?
>>80296235not this yearbut if if my luck is anygood thits year imma try to actually not be a neet and talk to people outsoide my room and get over my ex i sometimes forget she broke up with me last valintines day, feels like years ago
>>80295426Sex NOW!
>>80296185Cool, I hope you enjoyed yourself there.
>>80296199dubs of real?
Who would be His waifur?
>>80296178Hey, don't make fun of her multi-nipples. ;[
>>80296235It's funny I've fucked around with some girls but Ive never kissed anyone.
>>80296344his bride is the church itself, and his fleshly body was complete and did not need another half to become one flesh with (even though he was biologically male, i see you nogs prepping to twist my words, fucking trooniggers) hope this helps, and God bless your soul forever and may i see you and your waifur in the kingdom of heaven
>>80294513Anon, kiss that damn horse
>>80296344Lion or Lamb
>>80296345>>>80295426Well that IS typical Judith behaviour, actually pretty light compared to what she gets up to in Bunstalker.
>>80296225t. l goons
>>80295984ironic coming from the resident troonigger lmao
>>80296235Chillet cute
>>80296344>>80296369Sorry, but science has disproven your wish fulfilment.
>>80295540Fuck, I forgot to incorporate the new years!!
>>80296438I want to have a conversation with her about the confederacy even though we might not agree with each it other opinions, I always wanted to learn about it from the other perspective she seems knowledgeable
>>80296501I love how ""white supremacists"" shit on Christianity even if without it they'd be just a bunch tribal savages
>>80296510rad
>>80294860Damn I love having shitty timing
>>80296559In professing themselves wise, they become fools
>>80296559Holy christcuck cope, This is why I hate you so called ''based christians'' in end it just boils down to hating white people. Because in your retarded view only souls matter
>>80296638 (me)PS: a actual pic that actually adds something to the thread
>>80296638>that picThat's probably the biggest cope on the planet. Most of pagan europe lived in huts. Meanwhile "inferior semites" build ziggurats and giant cities by the time greece was a bunch of shitty towns and arguably cool forts And also now you are just making stuff up, in what word did I,not your imaginary enemy, say that I hate white people?
>>80296638>>80296559ladies ladies, youre both gay subhumanswhite people piggy back off of the creativity and culture of literally everything they come in contact, youre nothing, and thats okay :)
>>80294938
>>80296638It's always Christianity you people seethe at. Meanwhile the world is ran by satanic pedophiles. But yeah, those Christians are the real problem.
>>80296694GUH
>>80296692Sex
>>80294860put morgy in the lego mech...
>>80296694auuuggghhh fuck tummy and sloshies tummy and sloshies
>>80296692I'm not white. I'm slavic and according to sone random site slavs are poc so suck it
>>80296692>we wuz culture creatorz n shieeet
>>80296699oh shit i forgot that all those rumors about priests raping children and fostering a gigantic pyramid scheme were all just baseless lies and in NO way viable to ever happen
New thread:>>80296749>>80296749>>80296749Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts
>>80296710oh shit yea your right, you guys created jews, and child rape, and cuck culture, and being pegged, youre such a valid lil chonker
>>80296732Giant pyramids like the ones in egypt? Where?
>>80296756the ones under the churches you sheep
>>80296769Why would you build pyramids under the church?
>>80296778to dig for alien oil
>>80296785Oh, that makes sense.
>>80296684Ahah faggot, almost as if it was harder to life in europe with harsh winters than the fucking middle east where farming was as easy as throwing seeds on the ground. You of course ignore the part were as soon as whites came into contact with more advanced civilisation they quickly become number 1 and pretty much created modern science on their own. (and you ignore the massive pagan empire) (you also ignore the part most of those Euro savages were already more advanced than most of the world)>>80296699Retarded christcuck thinks I don't hate ((('''them'''))). You ignore the part were christcuck were in control for 2000 years but somehow managed to do less to the people they hate than the ''ebil'' pagan empire... No they even made laws and rules that made them into the controlling force for the world and if the did ill they exiled them and forgave them a few years later.PS: During WW2 christian priests in Germany and the army worked together to give allies military intelligence. I'm 200% if something does happen, you and your fellow christcuck will be in the forefront to try and forgive these evil pedophilic elites.
>>80296732>only priest and not everyone with some sort of authority.Idiot.>>80296753And you created jack shit anon and so did he. So go fuck yourself ypu two homosexual negros
>>80296856
>>80292197If you just ignore them and let them screech into the well then it doesn't matter.An artist taking bait is 10x the reward of a regular anon
>>80296919What would I expect from a fucking christcuck. Guess if it isn't in your Jewish holy book it's not real. Anyway I don't care to continue this the only real solution is violence just like how christcuckery spread themselves by targeting young children, women and slaves and then subvert society... sounds a lot like some other groups... doesn't it?
>>80296501this dogshit bait you just posted was disproven almost as soon as it was published. and you are a massive nigger
>>80296638i love how the only thing you have is outdated redditor atheist memes that all got deboonked actual decades (yes, PLURAL) and still think you can shunt your irrelevant asses in spaces like your souls arent just shrivelled, pathetic nigger husks serving the great kike industrial complex
>>80296856except you cicilian niggers didnt do more than us, it was white christians who took your shitty water wheel and invented steampower. thats literally how it happened
