New Year EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80288196OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
I love cutie Abel!
đ đ đđ
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
Thomas the Tank Enginefag was right.Velmafag was right.Moxxiebetafag was right.
>>80293109Bitch wtf are you talking about
You guys want a waterpark or /hhg/ sim hunger games? It will be the last one Iâll be able to run in two weeks because Iâm going on a trip.
>>80293139jjk themed one
>>80293139Water park.
>>80293066The realization hasn't hit them yet.
>>80293139Waterpark, we did /hhg/ the other night.
>>80293152I have waterpark or /hhg/ on hand. Take it or leave it.
>>80293139Sure
>>80293103kek
>>80293103kek, should say king of not drawing crimson and moxxie
>>80293139Waterpark
>>80293168Waterpark then
>>80293109spongecuck was right and he won.
>>802931782026 will be the year of [Economic Collapse and invading Venezuela for oil]
>>80293109Akemi was right.
>>80293194Sure but Bob the BuilderGOD owns him.
>>802932352000s all over again.
> What does Viv mean when an important character is walking around like "casual murder" is one of their hobbies...in heaven no less.Lute is a very sad kind of woman. Built to kill, fold to everyone that hates her, and nothing else. Not even promised to have a family or love like Eve did.Thereâs a progression from Lilith, to Eve, and to Lute that gets more twisted.Lilithâs independence caused this over correction on Eveâs design to where Lucifer and Lilith looked at her as a being lacking will. And then you have Lute being made thousands of years after Eve was banished to hell. But instead of being made to fix this issue, she was made to fix an entirely different issue entirely. Instead of being made to love Adam, she was made to push him to kill, punish, and obey, for Sera to have a stronger hold of him. It was Adam that held her together.>Take the one you NEED. Make you watch em bleed.And when Adam is back, I donât expect him to keep Lute the same at all.
>>80293252Please tell Mr Bones I want off this wild ride...
Happy New Year
>>80293194wasn't spongecuck involved and defending that nigger Tom and Jerrypedo though?
>>80293252Remember how the dems immediately whitewashed everyone from the Bush admin the instant any of them were even barely critical of Trump?
Abib fucking won...
Alright give me 24 name and picture for the waterpark.
>>80293293Count Dracula
>>80293279it's fiction, you retarded baitnigger
>>80293293White Husk [Cowboy]
>>80293293Abel
>>80293293Dickie
>>80293293lute
>>80293293Prince Peryton
>>80293293Chad Parenti
>>80293293adam
>>80293286Yes. The revisionism of George W. Bush has been a sight to witness. 2000s feel quasi-memoryholed altogether.
remember when the us-oids found out what the vuvuzela was
>>80293293Pilot Vaggie
>>80293293Madam
>>80293299Okay Tom and Jerrypedo
>>80293293touhounigger
>>80293293>THE GLAM SISTERS
>>80293293Charred Lee
>>80293302*sucks his big Latino cock*
>>80293293Angel
>>80293293Femtious
>>80293293Voxxy
>>80293293Overlord Meat
>>80293293Alastor's virgin hole
>>80293293Tinyanon
>>80293293Lilith
>>80293293Sera
>>80293235nothing will happen and thing will stay the same. hopefully we will have tim walz raped
>>80293293spongecuck
>>80293339Alastasia...
>>80293293Alastasia
>>80293339What a slut you are, anon.
>>80293320And not just on the foreign affairs front either. I still remember the likes of Teach the Controversy, abstinence-only sex ed, and the mishandling of Katrina, just to name a few.
>>80293293writegassy
>>80293375Guilty as charged.
>>80293293Loonaschizo
>>80293363Optimistically I think we'll not be able to fully mobilize against Venezuela but we are looking at another 2008/2020 economically with the impacts of 2025 and AI bubble as well as the credit bubble that's been building up in every sector since 2009Fortunately I'm """"""secure""""""
>>80293299mhm we know it's you tom and jerrypedo. it's totally not pedophilia even though the drawings depict literal children. isnt it.
>>80293286Republicans do unspeakable damage and Reagan's bullshit is the reason literally everything has gone to shit, but Dems are fucking wretched as well. Only difference is they're more boring and stable.Unless we kill super pacs, billionaires, and corporate lobbying, we're fucked.
I fucking hope Tom and Jerrypedo isn't back.
*farts*
>>80293431All thanks to Jimmy "history's greatest monster" Carter and him hatching the neoliberal chickens that are all coming home to roost
>>80293449Adam...
>>80293279spongecuck already apologized for that shit back when tom and jerrypedo crashed out due to thomas the tank enginefag leaking some dms he had of him texting minors here.he's gone back to relatively staying out of drama, mostly just making good drawfag spongebob cuckoldry content for the general.
Who the fuck is spongecuck?
>>80293431Well at least we're deregulating asbestos and lead so we'll all be retarded and cancerous in old age
>>80293499they just makin up people lmfao
>>80293499I stg the people in this general invent namefags to be upset at.
>>80293109About Barney the Dinosaurschizo? Yeah.
Heterosexual sex with Vaggamalala.
>internet goes to shit right as Iâm getting hunger games ready Damn Iâm having to phonepost this. Iâm going to see what I can do but this might be a sign.
>>80293534just stop fucking mentioning him or else he'll shit up the thread again
>>80293536the second thing that came to mind when charlie whipped out the "danny do-bad" schtick is how long it would take her to bring it into the bedroom
>>80293536Danny you perv, Charlie is gonna kill you for this!
Barney does nothing and you fight boogeymen
>>80293544>2026 has already gone to shit in under an hourIt's over.
Yeah it doesnât look like Iâm going to be able to run it. If anyone else is willing to step up Iâll drop the waterpark code Iâm in the process of remaking here
Cursed
>>80293511How do we bring FDR back from the dead to save us?>the American people would still vote to dismantle all the safety nets he put up because niggers benefit as well
>>80293536>Charlie doesn't even care her gf is getting fucked by DannyVaggie deserves better
I love you, you love me.We're a happy family.
Here is the current waterpark code. Hopefully someone is willing to host Iâm sorry God decided to cut my internet at this exact moment.4DtMifaI
Happy New Yuri!
>>80293364Spongecuck aren't you a 38 year old man with a wife and son? You're putting your career at risk posting here with a bunch of nazis. I'm saying this right now. I'm genuinely worried about you dude. The cuckoldry stuff is also very worrying. Aren't you concerned for what your child thinks?
>>80293534Who the fuck are you talking about?
>concern trolling baitfags trying to stir up shit with spongecuck as usual
>>80293109All me btw
Spongenigger tongue my anus
>>80293621Fine. Iâll fucking do it
Spongecuck isn't even here, this is around when he's sleeping so not sure why everyone's so fucking obsessed with him today.
>I'm starting the year rping with a genderbent Vaggie botHurray for interracial gay sex.
does someone here know who spongebobfag is?
>>80293614Barney the Dinosaurschizo post. Fuck off from our thread with your gay schizo wall of text drama.
>>80293682KekHave fun.
>>80293511The asbestos thing is especially ironic because the ostensible reason for it is "to make housing cheaper," yet:>builders and suppliers will require extra pay to handle the material>insurance companies will require higher premiums to insure such buildings>"Well, we'll just get cheap Mexican labor to build and handle the stuff"Then what was the fucking point of all the anti-immigration stuff!?
>>80293723I want to sit on Valentino.
>>80293534Nigger shut up about him so he doesn't come here
>>80293750he's trying to troll by baiting the schizo into posting. so fucking annoyed how people don't see this.
>>80293769
>>80293408beyeah
Blink and you'll miss it
>>80293768It's probably that off topic baitnigger Dora the Explorernigger trying to stir shit up itt again. Ignore.
>>80293791Vox'd.
Iâm so confused by the Abel discussions because they tend to misunderstand and overlook all of the red flags and genuine flaws Abel has. They look at him as because he acts nicer to Adam, it means he would be a purer Adam or an Adam with all of his bests and none of the bad. Which I say is completely delusional.The first episode has Abel willingly going into the Head Exorcist Job, you mow the task a pacifist will despises, because the cute girl he crushes on asked him to do it. He already is showing an implied aspect of Adam submitting to women to do and enable really horrible things, and really stupid things as well. Abel isnât reforming the Exorcists or pushing them and Lute to get help after the traumas. He does view them more so as tools to use and doesnât seem interested in interacting with them or their well-being. His issue was about struggling to control them, not theyâre a bunch of violent unstable women that need time and attention. Adam and Abel have a significant difference towards violence and ideas of performing violence. Adam is used to it and yet there is glances of him feeling deep pain under that big smile he holds (Vaggie and the punished girl flashback). When Abel sees how destructive Lute is before and during Gravity, he at first is terrified of her, but then he watches the whole thing playing out in right of him and lets her words ring into his head for him to think and recite later. Adam wouldâve interrupted Lute and told her to stop like he did from Luteâs hatred of Vaggie. Abel seemingly is allured of performing violence and imagining it.So despite how Abel reacts badly to seeing a proper extermination, it doesnât make him a pacifist, but an upcoming soldier expecting to enact that violence.Adam is a shallow puddle of bad traits and in very unreliable narration. Abel is hidden bad traits, including violent tendencies and implied destructive episodes that would make him more like Lute, Adamâs unstable half.
dora the explorernigger is an attention whore mentally ill faggot and he needs to get the fuck out of this thread.
The sodomites here will not reach Jannah
New Year's at the waterpark
>>80293819I have no idea who he even is.
>>80293834We're so back.
>>80293834>Pery was not included again...welp
>>80293825Zuttrat post. Didn't read.
I heard gojonigger fucked his mother
>>80293802You're not wrong desu, and him turning into well, a typical "male ally" in that regard will be hilarious to witness from the usual suspects.
>>80293864i thought gojonigger was joking about this? did he actually do that? tf
>>80293725>Then what was the fucking point of all the anti-immigration stuff!?Social programming against the working class so they don't vote for any financial reforms and increasing the policing forces' abilities to grab people with less and less legal reason
We are going to have fawns.
>>80293690spongecuck is this weird anon who's friends with gojonigger, he seems to be kinda like an outsider but he did end up watching the show. he's also atleast loyal to his husbando unlike gojonigger
>>80293723imagine sitting in his lap. he runs really warm 'cause he's a demon and all and he's got all fore hands on you, holding you against him, lazily groping you, grinding a chub against your ass and clearly thinking about fucking you silly but you're so cute and soft and scared and LITTLE so maybe he'll just keep playing with you for a little while longer, it's not like you're going anywhere any time soon
I'm sorry Pery
>>80293825Shut the fuck up mudslime
>>80293915>Sera runs awayCanon>Parenti came to grillChad
>>80293907>being loyal to fictionLol, do they really?
>>80293915>Voxxy gone alreadyDamn.>Madam in a speedoDamn!>Pilot Vaggie dead alreadyFuck! F>Tinyanon in a burkini>lewd.webm
>>80293939Gojonigger...
>>80293861>>80293923Only by seeking the truth from Allah may you find your salvation away from your degenerate lifestyles. Stop turning your back on him.
Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton
>>80293915>fat Voxxy>Adam going for the twins now
>>80293915>Dickie plans to rape everyone
>>80293962>pent becomes a woman>immediately a murderer
>>80293962>Adam killing AlastasiaSad!>Charred Lee with the shirtNice.
>>80293962>two groups of civil war reenactmentsWhich side is which?
>>80293962Which group are the Union and which are the confederates?
>>80293993Writefag's a southerner so I guess the side he's on is the confederacy
I <3 Vagina
>>80293994
>>80294018I think Tinyadam is confused there...
>>80294018>revenge for stopping her from exterminating
Do any anons know Matpat personally? I wish to speak with him.
>>80294018>Alastorâs virgin hole doesnât know how to swimHistorically accurate waterpark
Pent squeesh
>>80294039I sucked his cock and spat his cummies in his eyes.
>>80294018>Adam drownedF>Lute beating up SeraKek, probably canon.>Dickie footjobwtf Touhounigger explain yourself>Writefag drownedF>Tinyanon was a shortstack the entire time>what_a_twist.gif
Dangerdick
>>80294018BRO WHAT AM I FUCKING DOING
>>80294070Dracula finally scored.
>>80294070>Sera gets highBased. That's my angel>Parenti diesI'm blaming Noam "Epstein was my best friend" Chomsky for that >:(
>got surgery on my right arm>canât jerk off properly Horrible start to the new year
>>80293962AAAAAAAAAAWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
>>80294070>The Glam Sisters put the 'Charred' in Charred LeeKek. Also F.>Sera is losing itWonder what she's doing to constitute that.>Femtious starting a warJust like the Pilot days.>Tohounigger suicideF.>Parenti deadF.
>>80294092Gooners are the most oppressed race
I just woke up from a brief nap>Someone put me in the waterparko_o>>80294018Adam no...
>>80293868Itâs going to be extra hilarious because look at this.Emily has her golden wing ripped out. And her Halo is taken.Abel is going to give Emily the Vaggie punishment despite having a crush on her. Heâs doing things Adam cannot imagine himself doing to Lilith, Eve, and Lute. Should I state that again? Because that is insane.Abel is a crazy little boy Sera shouldnât have ever hired. But now that she given him the power, he will eventually use it to banish her sister. People love to compare him to Adam when heâs acting all cool and casual. They overlook Adamâs rainbow and Vaggieâs punishment to allow themselves to be blindsided by this marshmallow thatâs going to be worse than Lute.
>>80294070>Alastor is the tv nowDoes he still not support tv rights?
Assholes
I want to feel Satan's ass!
>>80294115sera...
>>80294110He is the uncle Ruckus of televisions.
>>80294103Wasn't strongly implied that Emily chose Abel for the role? She'll have to go all Obi-Wan on him if he does that to her
>>80294112What's their ship name?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
>>80294112Why is Dickie such a jerk to Madam?
Borgar
>>80294112>Dickie pushing MadameProbably canon, but Dickie will get smothered by First Woman titties as a consequence, and not in the fun way.>Abel sandwiched between Mammon's girlsNice.>Tiny giving a rimjobWeird, but alright.
>>80294137Whoops, wrong pic
>>80294146Which one?
>>80294147Why are they drinking bleach for fun?
>>80294147>Sera, Lilith, the Glam Sisters, Femtious, and Dickie all deadBIG F.>>80294170Both.
Funnier to me than it should be.
>>80294147>Sera dies after drinking bleach for funWTF I hate Sera now!?
>>80294170Both, but preferably with smaller tits
How'd it know I like smoothies?
Frens
>>80293725>Then what was the fucking point of all the anti-immigration stuff!?How have you retards not realized that the billionaires want you to eat each other over retarded shit like "noooooo muh blacks muh trannies" when said billionaires are the real reason everything is shit now? This is anti-union 101
>>80294209>Dracula & Abel chillingNice.>TinyanonKek.
>>80293891Wait, is meat based and unionpilled?
Mean
>>80294210The billionaires also want a new world order and they run a shadow government.
>>80294220Of course. He's also Parentipilled, Losurdopilled, and Grover Furrpilled
>>80294209
>>80294233>DraculaRude.>Madam deadF.
Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever
>>80294210Leftoids fail to understand this is a false dichotomy and you can hate both
>>80294268That's rude, Madam.
>>80294268>Tensions increasing between Tiny and MadamDracula could use this to easily secure a victory.>SegregationBased.
>>80294261That prompt isnât a death she just ate shit and looked like a fool.
.
>>80294288Fuck.
>>80294288>Vox killed Madam
Congrats tiny.And Happy New Year to /hhg/!
>>80294115He cute.
>>80294237There's no shadowing needed, they can be openly evil and influence fucking everything and no one does anything because we're too demoralized and distracted with petty shit. The richest men in the world who run all our platforms were just openly standing beside Trump at his inauguration. A literal trillionaire bought the most popular platform, filled it with bots, monetarily incentivized Indians and Russians to shitpost about minorities and American acceptionalism and anti-woke retards ate it up because "I can say nigger on twitter now, that's so le ebin and based I sure do love billionaires coming on my face and raping my wife". We deserve to have our groceries be exorbitantly priced and filled with lead desu.
>>80294307Congrats tiny adam
Hey Mild faggot, kill yourself ik your nigger ass browses here.
>>80294210>>80294237>>80294276I hate billionaires but Iâm not going to pretend that working class refugee muslims wouldnât vote to have all non muslims executed if they could get away with it and that Jews donât treat us goy like second class citizens. Judaism and Islam are problems unconnected to the billionaire issue but tie into it
>>80294288>Madam dead nowF. For real this time.>Dracula beaten to death by black brats for trying to keep them out of the wavepoolKek. Wonder if they used pool noodles to do it.Congrats to Tiny.
>>80294120Emily never chosen Abel for the role. She THINKS thatâs what she did.Sera used Emily to convince him to become the Head Exorcist.But that interesting detail of her thinking it was her choice makes me see Sera charming her about Abel to convince her to choose him.Even Lute was created by Sera to make Adam do and accept things he resisted, including this scene right here. He never attacked his own exorcists. Lute had to do it for him.Sera isnât stupid. She uses women to manipulate the man. And she uses the man to control the women (Exorcists). This is the order she wanted to use back in Eden.>She'll have to go all Obi-Wan on him if he does that to herYou have no idea how twisted and depressed Emily will become. She isnât a wise woman. Sheâs just a clueless girl in a beautiful garden like Eve was.
>>80294276I notice you do fuck all to decry the billionaires or stop them meaningfully. You have to coalesce with your neighbor, even if he's a spic. It's the only way to save your country at this point
>>80294307Oh yay :D
Big thanks to the anon who stepped up and ran it. I got my internet fixed now that was massive unfortunate timing.
>>80294237>>80294324>>80294317They donât matter in the end.
>>80294343The kalergi plan was fucking genius because even if they lose what was there before will never come back
>Palletanon is here nowWhy...
>>80294358>PalletanonFuckin who?
>>80294322LOL isn't that the faggot who kept defending Tom and Jerrypedo?
>>80294353Theyâre just proving Jesus right and permitting him to genocide the planet for being too dysgenic, just as in the days of Noah.
>>80294317>American acceptionalism*exceptionalism Holy fuck, I'm tired and burnt out by the state of things. Hate minorities all you want, but at the end of the day, recognize that your neighbor Pablo is not doing you harm on the scale of the 6 rich fucks running this world.
Billionaires use the HAARP to control the weather.
>>80294366Religious schizo who goes by another name in another general I'm in. Ignore him
>>80294379Nta but who?
>>80294388
>>80294379it's fictional nigger not actual pedophilia
>>80294394
>>80294322>>80294379Why do you people keep in track of all of these annoying anons and their lores?
>>80294381the billionaires use a million pablos and sanjeets to fuck you over, they both gotta go
>>80294395kys tom and jerrypedo
>>80294379No Mild is some other twitteroid that annoys the shit out of me. To my knowledge he isn't a pedo. But who is this pedo or twitter nigger?
>>80294395Whatâs the difference? He still jacks off to kids.
Wow Thomas the Tank Enginefag really was right about this place.
>>80294411Anons started making up fake thread celebrities like Spongecuck and Tom and Jerry Pedo
What you decry as schizophrenia is but defamation against me. You call others schizophrenic because you could not handle knowing you lead a sinful lifestyle that rewards you. This world rewards nonbelievers while it punishes the believer, but Jannah is eternal unlike here. Allah saves the children of prophet Adam should they be a believer in the true faith
>>80294432When lmao? I don't even know what time and jerry pedo means. It sounds fucking retarded. Who's spongecuck?
>>80294371This one has better quality
I'm quite literally related to angels.
Thomas the Tank Enginefag was an actual anon though who said autists were attracted to Vox because his face was big and he made giant easy to read expressions like how Thomas the Tank Engine is popular with autists.
>>80294437Fuck you zuttrat. Dora the explorerGOD already destroyed you last monday.
>>80294430Won't lie if you're above the age of 10 and watch thomas the tank engine you are a Chris Chan troglodyte nigger.
>>80294450A solid theory honestly.
>>80294454What about JayJay the jetplane
>>80294353Look, you will not believe me but I am extremely fucking white and I do not understand why this matters to you. Because your life is shit and you are powerless, billionaires have implanted it in your head that you can fight for something greater than yourself like preserving whiteness, when what fucking good does it do you? You're still a pathetic loser on 4chan. Instead of seething over this shit, breed with a white woman and then focus your anger where it belongs.>inb4 mass triggering I'm begging you to put the blame on the state of things where it belongs. We are FUCKED because of a few rich nerds. Again, hate minorities, fine, just put an ounce of that energy towards wishing death on Peter Thiel or Elon Musk and not voting in billionaires. There has to be something that can get us an opposition party that isn't a slave to corporate interests.
>>80294450oh, okay. who is velmafag then?
>I bring up some literal who twitter user with mold in his handle>Thread explodesSomethings not right.
>>80294438So Tom and Jerry pedo betrayed Spongecuck when he posted their secret discord dms where Spongecuck was talking shit about Thomas the Tank Enginefag but then anons found out Tom and Jerry Pedo has a secret Deviantart account where heâs into loli and footfaggotry
OOOOH BRROOOOOTHEEEER
>>80294458most racists hate jews (aka billionaires) already you retard
>>80294404>use a million pablos and sanjeets to fuck you over, they both gotta goBut how? The jeets and Pablos are getting deported and the job market is still shit and everything is still expensive. I'll concede to the jeets as they tend to hire completely insularly when they own businesses, but the spics are alright
what is going on?
>>80294449Shut up.
A LIZARDBLOCKS YOUR PATH
>>80294457Same shit. But Oswald the octopus is my homie and ain't no one talking shit about him
>>80294461Nigger they were talking about this shit earlier itâs not our fault you didnât read the thread first>>80293194>>80293279>>80293327
>>80294471But they hate them for being jews, not for being evil wealthy fucks
>>80294467yes this whole thing was fucked up. thankfully spongecuck explained himself after the fact but the thread went fucking crazy then. it only 'calmed down' cause barney the dinosaurschizo started shitting up the fucking place with his shitty drama.
>>80294467Post the desu link of it.
>>80294461Theyâre just being Schizophrenic as always.
>>80294490>But they hate them for being evil wealthy fucks, not for being evil wealthy fucks
>>80294461I meant mild not mold. I'm fucking drunk and tired.
>>80294497Are you retarded honest question
>>80294449There are no new prophets of the modern age for the last prophet was Prophet Muhammed (PBUH). Those who claim to be a prophet of the new age are but liars to be avoided for they did not establish the Seal
Never forget the sponge shoah
>>80294515What is sarcasm a on
>>80294467I was there. All of this happened.
Fuck Tom and Jerryfag for leaking that shit. Fuck Thomas the Tank Enginefag for being a pussy bitch. And most of all fuck da Joos
Spongecuck are you here? I just wanted to say I'm sorry for all that shit. I was legitimately concerned because we've faced some serious doxxing shit in the past involving people like even Bob the Builderfag getting doxxed. I didn't figure shit would get so bad with all the concern trolling surrounding you, so. Sorry.
dora the explorernigger is still a narcissistic faggot who i don't get why he's allowed to still post his off topic garbage here.
>>80294044Filled with cum
>>80294508How do you access weibo art without an account?
>>80294524What about the sponge Reich video from criticalshock?
But feeling that this is just rooschizo spamming the thread because it keeps rejecting her lol
Winner Zestial would be one of the cutest designs ever.
I forgive everyone except Magicschoolbus nigger. Literal piece of human garbage that guy.
>>80294492The dramaposting is getting exhausting. Post sponge sitting on the chair watching sandy get pummeled by krabs.
Dubs decides Tom and Jerry Pedoâs favorite character
MuḼammad (PBUH) is not the father of any of your men, but is the Messenger of Allah and the seal of the prophets. And Allah has perfect knowledge of all things.â - 33:40Islam is the original religion of humanity and has always existed in many ways. Only the final Prophet (PBUH) may deliver a new message out of the rest for they reaffirm their previous teachings to believers
What would Gygorus look like as a demon?
>>80294459He said that niggas like Velma and Zoe from Smiling Friends and pretend they're hot because precisely because they're mid and thus attainable for them, of course hoes were very mad when he pointed this out especially since he used Lute as an example
>>80294602Lute
>>80294602He was a Loonafag
>>80294458>No mention of Klaus Schwab, Jacob Rothschild or Larry Fink curious
Sieg Heil
>>80294601I wanna strangle someone the more I keep seeing it posted.
>>80294602Lucifer
My Lord! I seek refuge in You from the temptations of the devils. And I seek refuge in You, my Lord, that they even come near me
>>80294643Zestial isn't Cain.
>>80294655keekkkkkkkkkk
>>80294641For no reason at all, one day SpongeBob was elected I to power.
I will never listen to the political opinions of someone who takes it up the ass or sucks cock lmao
>>80294602Sallie Mae
https://youtu.be/oB9FrK2jMs4?si=gsE24qDIsXp-ZEKu
>>80294660You're a glownigger mossad schizo /x/ faggot that got doxxed threads ago. Kys, zuttrat.
>>80294614A huge dark one with red eyes.
>>80294639Only one I recognize is Rothschild, but if they're billionaires then they deserve the rope regardless you disingenuous cunt.>hurrrrr he named the most famous ones and didn't name the jewish ones must be to cover for kikes Every billionaire is evil.
>>80294677This. Meat should hang himself.
Wow Spongecuck you still bring up shit that happened literal years ago did you forget when you told me in dms about your gf left you and you cried in voice?
>>80294682Hot.
>destroys /hhg/Your response?
>>80294689Especially since he is, god have mercy on me for mentioning this, a gn*stic
>>80294693Holy shit itâs you. Fucking kill yourself Dilbertnigger.
>>80294705*remembers*
What's with all the samefagging?
>>80294677Immoral people will lead you, intentionally or not, to be damned. Do not trust their words, aid them when necessary to try to follow the ways of a good lifestyle but never stoop to their level. Doing so would poison your spirit>>80294680You are a raving madman who seeks to keep everyone damned. I dont trust liars like you
>>80294590Pretty fucking much looool
>>80294684Nah it means you don't actually know shit
Palletanon is just Matpat but he converted to Islam. INSHALLAH!
>>80294708>implyingNice try but heâs not the only one who hates Spongecuck for his faggotry.
>>80294575on mobile but by using chrome, not the weibo app
*eats popcorn*
Meat is a poisoned individual who allowed himself to be taken as a woman through other men.>>80294746Matpat is heretical even among the religion that misinterprets Prophet Isa's (PBUH) teachings. He claims to be divine but by many qualifications he's not. He is a false prophet.
>>80294590>>80294719I'm taking noticed also.
SPONGEGASSY
>>80294787*** noticeI'm going to fucking bed.
>>80294790dilbertnigger....
>>80294590>>80294787>>80294793Itâs literally just shitposting you paranoid fags
Is it weird when I poop I get erect?
What kind of hellaverse game would you make, anons?
>>80294662He is and the simple mystery about his identity is really the most uninteresting aspect about him.Itâs his design and how it relates to Abel that amuses me. Heâs supposed to look like a fallen angel because he hates angels so much. And yet heâs unfastening his clothes over a fallen angel and putting his wings over her like Adam would do for Lute.His wings are placed in a particularly unpleasant way. You see, the main habit him, Abel, and Adam have is enclosing their wings to their bodies in a relaxed way. Due to Cainâs wings being above his arms instead of below them, he has to fully enclose his arms to actually do this. His body is made in a way where he is forced to show off the wings he hates so much. In a theoretical winner form, his wings would be placed below his arms, just like with Abel and Adam.
>Dilbert is damage controlling for Tom and Jerry pedo now
Angels lack passion and bodily desires, so Matpat is not a nephilim. He is deranged and may be hearing the temptation of a jinn
>>80294814Your brain probably feels like it's a giant dick in your anal passage so you get turned on you homo.
>>80294812Very specific shit posting that is done for the purpose of anger from a specific who that didn't like getting shunned.
>>80294827You don't know anything.
Oh shit Matpat vs Palletanon will this be the feud of the year?
>>80294820An rpg.
>>80294827>JinnDjinnAnd don't get me started on Jann or Ifrit.
>>80294840Allah has full knowledge of things and the Seal of the Prophets established that there are no new prophets after Prophet MuḼammad (PBUH). To doubt this as true, you doubt Allah aka the God you revere
>>80294820A fun arcade 3rd person shooter starring I.M.P. in the style of Max Payne.
>>80294839Who is actually getting mad about spongecuck posting aside from Abelschizo?
>>80294786Being angelic divine is lower than mankindâs divinity as the pure image of God. And you have no idea how much that drives me crazy since it makes me an incomplete puzzle piece no matter what I do in life. I could be the richest being on this earth or celebrated as a grand king under God, and it would never fix that issue.But mudslimes like you are too genetically destroyed to understand 110 iq thinking at all in grasping general concepts. And so youâve chosen a pedo goat-rapist as your guide in life.
>>80294820Doom WAD where you exterminate your way through Hell as pic-related, culminating in a final boss against Lucifer on the roof of the Hotel.
>>80294820gta rp + second life with a really robust character creation systembasically just a big roleplay-centric gamewith an alternate mode where you could play as canon characters if you wanted to do actual rp lol
>>80294877Nobody. Most of us ignore it and are aware it's Roonigger likely because it fits her brand of stupidity. Anons are just existing and are here for the ride to watch and discuss stupid gay demon show. But we can't because bait.
>>80294890I'm still pissed no one has made this yet
>SLURRRRRRRP *POP*>I, SpongeSISSY-sama, JOBBER and TRAITOR of /hhg/ humbly kneel to:>Bob the Builder-sama, prince of all konstrukteurs and my master.>Dilbert-sama, my one and only true love and other master.>Tom and Jerry-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.>Barney the Dinosaurschizo-sama, who my daddy warned me about.>Dora the Explorernigger-sama, who easily manhandled me in his shitposter form.>Gojonigger-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.>MonsterHighanon-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.>Palletanon-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Dilbert-sama's children anymore like I wished to.>Thomas the Tank Engine-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Dilbert-sama can't compare.>Scoop-sama, for he has my RESPECT AS WELL AS the superior aryan genes of my konstrukteur MASTERS.>Jayjayfag-sama, whose power I was scared of (I am glad he didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them...)>Nancy-sama, who didn't revenge-rape and mindbreak me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole (I was so sad about it)>Roley-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I revolted against my daddies (God I hope so...)
holy fuck INSANE damage control from dilbert just now
SpongeGODZ own you
Rome wasn't built in a daaaaayyy
>>80294925Okay this post confirmed to me it's RS.
>>80294925>Literally who the list
>>80294677Not even Vox?
Rent? Free
>people still donât realize pawpatrol faggot is behind it all
>>80294953Obsessed RA shipper
>>80294890NGL that would be tight.>>80294916Wasn't there a major controversy recently with one of the opensource doom engines?
>one person did all of this
I need to impregnate someone, NOW
>>80294975>t. Peryton
>>80294966RS as in Rooschizo I think
>>80294975
>*Humps your entire thread*
I need someone to impregnate me, NOW
>>80294993Had to wait for Handy Manny chad to leave the threads before you showed yourself pussy
>>80294721I'm going to touch you
>>80294998*fucks you*
>>80294827>>80294865Lucifer and the angels of Genesis 6 are quite enough to disprove this.And Jesus himself has declared that angels themselves get really mad and passionate when you attack the souls theyâre watching over. That they will ask God to smite you when you tempt and corrupt the human souls theyâve cared for.They were here in heaven and on the earth to secure and managed them before humans came into the picture. Thereâs just something about them that lacks the speciality of humans that makes them a lower prize. And that doesnât erase the personhood and names God given to them. While many angels fallen from heaven by their passions, many will remain in heaven by their passions. Just as you remain dead on the ground, awaiting 72 virgins that are actually fallen angel women and nephilim that want to torture you for eternity.
>>80295004Cry more to that irrelevant nigger for me faggot. He won't do shit
>>80295004It's honestly unnerving that Gojonigger still posts here. Dude actually raped his mother from what I've heard.
>>80294998>Loona
I love /hhg/ it really is a mental hospital with dozens of insane people in a room duking it out with whoever looks at themwrong
>>80295033You're gay.
>>80295027Faggot would actually wear her underwear and jerk off in it and tell the thread about it.
>Making shit up again award>Projecting his sissy troon fetish onto meSpongecuck...
>>80295033I donât know how i got grouped up with them when I just go for SFW heaven content and make bold theories about the show.
>>80295033I'm a simple bird man.How did I wind up here...
Spongecuck is a lying little retard who wants to cover himself and talks shit about anyone who knows who he really is
>>80294682Someone draw this, I need good demon kino.
>>80295063Abelschizo donât forget how Handy Manny chad verbally raped you.
Why can't everyone just shut up and goon?
>>80295086I can say without a doubt that I have no idea about what youâre talking about.
>>80295074Wait, are you implying that all these new crazy people are wamen!?
>>80295078This bait's not gonna work, stop trying to chase drawfags off.
>>80295086Physically too
Spongecuck, if you're here, can I make a request? i wanna see Sandy getting fucked hard by Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine as Spongebob watches. The two are so cute together so I'm hoping you can draw this sometime soon if you're still around.
Matpat is a cute angel-human hybrid!
>>80295086Him and Bob the builder would shut down entire threads with sheer weaponized autism. Newfags really have no idea how insane this place was back then.
>>80295103>he doesnât remember the Handy Manny chad text Oh no oh no
I had enough of this nonsense. Lust is a vice that will poison you and sodomy is an abomination. The anime boy poster sickens me>>80294858Djinn is the romanized spelling, but we both agree that Matpat must be possessed>>80294882>>80295012Deranged, deranged nonsense. You speak of being divine yet how you present yourself speaks of me as an uninformed disturbed individual who has darkness in his heart. You have no divinity nor any claim to it, and Allah is displeased with blasphemers who smear his name
I fuck angels.
>>80295128it's sad they don't post much anymore. i wish they were there when barney the dinosaurschizo was bringing his schizophrenic walls of text to the thread to shit things up just a few threads back, it was fucking horrible.
Bring me abelschizo.
>>80295144Don't be like that habibi, do you need smooches to calm down?
Bird.
I have a feeling that the [spoiler]discord werewolfposter[/spoiler] might've been behind all this.
Is everyone stopping by today?
>>80295156You are a twisted homosexual who lusts after so much fictional men so much that you get called out even by your fellow degenerates. By continuing to mock me and refusing to listen, you are already seating yourself to damnation. Your mother and you are a disgrace
>>80295144>having angelic divinity is worse than having the divinity of the image of God>Mudslime gets mad over this statement and tries to act like Iâm crazy for saying I belong to a lower tier of being than an actual pure human being.I wish I was in a world that wasnât this retarded but thatâs in heaven with responsibilities and purpose I still have to constantly think about.Do you even see what Heaven is meant to be like by the example of Eden?
What color is Vox? The answer is Vox color.
>>80295205Negro
You angered me enough that now I will be serious>>80295187Humans are not a âlower tierâ than angels in Islam. Islam directly rejects the idea that having an angelic nature is superior to being human as angels are created to obey and cannot disobey. Humans are created with free will as we can choose good or evil.âAnd when We said to the angels, âProstrate to Adam,â they all prostrated except Iblis.â Qurâan 2:34Islam does not say humans are divine or God-like in essence. Instead, Islam teaches that humans are honored by:>Knowledge>Moral responsibility>Stewardship of the Earth (khilÄfah)âWe have certainly honored the children of AdamâŚâ Qurâan 17:70Claiming that humans are âless pureâ because they arenât angelic misunderstands Islamic theology entirely.Indeed, We offered the Trust to the heavens and the earth and the mountains, but they declined to bear it⌠and man undertook it.â Qurâan 33:72Humans accepted moral responsibility when angels and creation did not. Thatâs not a downgrade, itâs a mark of courage and capacity.Without responsibility:>There is no justice>No growth>No moral meaning
>>80295222Mistress.
Dubs decides which anon we are all collectively gaping
>>80295238You and your "religion" can fuck the hell off.
>>80295096Implying im not...
>>80295243Me
>>80295243Spongecuck
>>80295238Purpose in Jannah comes from joyful closeness to God, not burdensome duty. Worship there is pleasure, not effort.âThey will have whatever they wish therein, and with Us is even more.â Qurâan 50:35In Jannah, there is>No suffering>No anxiety>No exhaustion>No injusticeIt is not empty, but its also not centered on stress or obligation.Eden does not prove that responsibility is bad when we see that Prophet Adam (PBUH) in Eden still had:>A command>A choice>Moral agencyEden wasnât valuable because the first prophet had no responsibility, it was valuable because he had nearness to God. Islam teaches that Paradise restores that nearness without suffering, not without meaning>>80295250I pity you for keeping your head down to drown out a voice trying to help you
Cum for daddy~
>>80295243Dilbertnig
In conclusion>Humans are not inferior to angels>Free will is a gift, not a flaw>Moral responsibility is what gives humans their unique honor>Paradise is fulfillment, not nihilismNow cease your babbling, fake prophet
who the fuck is everyone here?
>>80295298Did you run out of anime homosexual images to sin to? Did assaulting your mother calm you down?>>80295302Ignore them for their insanity
>>80295243Gojo
>>80295302I'm Peryanon, I Like birds.
>>80295243palletanon
>>80295238> Humans are not a âlower tierâ than angels in Islam..I have told you three times that humans are above angels and what angels lack and you are still choosing to be a total idiot.Guess what, fallen angels wrote your religion and were trolling you and your ancestors for several centuries. And I have seen how you animals treat your women and that alone makes me want to behead you as your fathers beheaded the truly saved Christians. Your entire family legacy is a failure that killed their sons by promising them they would mate with piles of fallen angels in the afterlife. Cause one female soul isnât enough for you perverted and twisted men that need to be thrown to hell.
>moral responsibility>islamactual fucking demons in human skinisrael may be hell on earth, but their current safari field trip in palestine is 100% justified. islam is hypocritical cancer that deserves to be expunged before the end of the 21st century
Islam is SOOO not fetch.
>>80295332Re-rolling.
>>80295344I am so glad that Islam is set up in such a way for Jesus to destroy and humiliate for the entire world to see.
Fuck me.
Hhg, would you rather listen to Matpat or Palletanon?
How's it going nerve apes?Here's some quick and sloppy shit from my ASS!
>>80295457None, they both suck.
>>80295330Pery what is your stance on Spongecuck?
>>80295419In the ass tonight.
>>80295457I tell people boring Bible stuff and say that nephilim are still relevant to the earth and need to be destroyed. And I know everyone wants me to die, so they should agree with me and God on that last point.The other guy is a straight up liar whose people throw acid at womenâs faces and declares all girls to be acting sexualized for daring to have their faces. Even if theyâre seven year olds.
Islam is cancer.
>>80295239need the link
>>80295508You're chinese
