New Year's Edition!A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80223958
I spent the new years with a gooner on discord
Any goals you wanna hit this year nonnies?
I haven't gooned all year!
>>80295546There's a window of approximately 12h a year where you can actually say that!
>>80295559I think my yearly window is about to end...
>>80295592Blow those fireworks baby, make it real nasty~
>>80295603I'm just getting started...
>>80295612My mistake... uh, crack an albolene bottle like New Years champagne and lather that needy goonerpole with a generous dose then! Make those pumps real loud!
>>80295626That's more like it <3
>>80295632Each dollop of lube is like sinking your meat onto a different pair of swampy cheeks!
>>80295640fuuuck that ass. .. wow
>>80295025Have my hairline recede more I guess
Happy Year of the Horse!
been a while since i've posted here, this new captcha is some bullshit. guess that's rip to funny letter captchasanyway me what have i been doing? not much just nutted to musky pits an hour or so ago... how have y'all been?>>80295025genuinely figure out if i'm full on tranner or just femme fag. the signs point to the former esp. because dysphoria hit me hard. so yea it's probs the worst time to be having this sorta shit happen but if i can i will. I heard more than once that jorking and especially cumming while on hormones is like a ecstatic sensation, so getting to feel that would be nice -//w//-pic attached was first thing i could think of that fit, kinda does scream "totally me" though
>>80295976Or if you prefer girl horsies...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDA4FsM5bOkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKSberBX7ok
>>80294061That's fucking based!!! Proud of you!
>>80296558Thanks, his first nut was to my encouragement!
Looking for goons in Michigan0542c55566ad043039e02f450e7fb214290028c0ba01ccf6904fe61dd148481b4b
The pain of having a homegirl with a fat pair of wobblers and you can’t plap those fucking cheeks cause she’s an ocean away.
I think I might start slipping into TNWO shit
>>80297525What's that?
>>80295976I'm gonna buy a medium sized Chance to celebrate
>>80297572Trans New World Order. It's like QoS Blacked shit but instead of being cringe, it's based.
>>80295976Not chinese new year but who cares!!Every pfggot come give your new years kiss to the communal horse shithole, it's your first kiss?! Then you get to kiss his leaky urethra too, don't go spurting handsfree to the stench, whoever makes a mess first is his wife for this year!
>>80297712Her puffy face is stupidly arousing.
Do you know how creepy you look when you stare at girl's feet in public? You're practically drooling and not even trying to hide the bulge in your pants. Have you given up trying to be a well-adjusted member of society?
>>80297712Got my ponut onahole out and gave it a big slopppy kiss <3
>>80297525I'm gay and absolutely do worship trans men <3
To another year of being pussy free! my resolution: actually stick with my anal training (at least once or twice a week) and post pictures and maybe videos of me doing it. Maybe one day i can get topped by someone~
What is this longing? What is this separation? What are we? Is it nostalgia?I swear, I miss my beloved, my wife she betrayed me, betrayed my house with infidelity, and we parted. But my heart still bleeds to this day, and I haven't found any friend to heal my heart that's bleeding blood. I entered social media to chat and connect, but I'm still woundedI get all my consolations from words.
I’m trying two stop gooning two fix my pied lol
>>80300121gooning less is actually one of my new year's resolutions, and yet I'm still here, lolI guess it's moreso just not touching it...
Anyone seen Caramel poster recently?
>>80295025Grow out my pubes , chest and stomach hair into a forest. I like the look.
>>80298298That's the spirit
>>80300121>>80300246Good luck with that dummies
>>80300285I'm a pony >.>
>>80297712Holy fuck that video is hot.
Where can I find the best pony toys anyway???
>>80300563Mouldforged and American Meat makes some good ones
>>80299814Erza?
pushy dominant gooner anon treating me like his bitch and making me show off my soles and fat hairy ass for him and constantly degrading and bullying and using me while I obsess over and worship him in returnhttps://files.catbox.moe/j07tm6.pngsakkeei
>>80302063But now I've already seen them, why would I put in any work like that?~(the truth is "oof, nice grippers and yummy hairy hole. would rather worship them instead uwu")
It's just AGP...Haha...I totally don't think about permanently wanting big boobies when I fondle my nipples...I'm normal...
>>80302658Boy with boobs>girls simple as
>>80302658just start taking some estrogen, just to try it out, couldn't hurt to try, right?
>>80302788GOALS
I've been edging all day to this new grok meme of editing ethots into sluttier clothing
>>80302788I wish I looked like tomoko
>>80295976how can i compete with this?
BUTTS ARE SOOOO HOT
>>80306805which are your favorites?
>>80307030Hnggg fat round butts, girl buttsSo intox goonedANOTHER PUSSY FREE YEAR WOOOOO
>>80307075keep it going anon! make sure to start the year right by leaking your brain out while getting more intoxed and leaky and sloppy and dumb
>>80307197Hnnggg poppers got me so dazed
>>80307030fat and smelly
>>80307244bring that bottle to your nose and take another big huff of it. but make sure to hold it for as long as you can. itll feel so much better when you finally exhale>>80307401sounds like mine when i was a twink and came back from cardio
>>80302479you could always just be an asshole to me and get praised for it, if you want to be lazy...!!
the best butts are round hairy gooner ass
>>80307401>>80307482>>80307244SNIFFFFF
>>80295976>>80297712>>80300409Horses are too hot..
Ill just jerk off to this thread one more time... especially any cocks thst get posted.. after that I'm going straight. I'll only jerk off to biofem girls and not do any weird anal stuff or crssdressing.Just one more night won't hurt though...
>>80308035Bruh...
>>80308035uh huh
>>80307916They're hot? I just don't see it
>>80308198Fuck its so much bigger than mine...
>>80296274Cumming on hormones really isn't that different than cumming without, it just makes it way harder to cum at first, cause your cock acts really different and you have to learn what it likes now
>>80307706just like mine wow>>80307841another wouldnt hurt right?
>>80297712I want to give a sloppy tongue-fucking to a shithole just like this
>>80309030big fucking same
My goal for 2026 is to goon IRL with another person. I've been slowly indoctrinating myself to be more and more slutty and perverted. I want to suck goonbud cock so bad
I feel super sleepy. Should I still get high and goon my brains out for the tenth night in a row? Or should I go to bed early?
>>80308861wow you should let me see
>>80309163ive posted it a couple of times with different anime girl pfps. youve probably seen it if youve been around
>>80309205cute!!!
>>80308663how does the cock act differently exactly? I have only heard that cumming is like in waves, but never have i heard anything different abt cock behavior
>>80309436thanks anon. id like to make more but nothings inspired me lately
>>80309670It basically starts acting more like a clit. YMMV obviously but my shaft doesn't feel much anymore and it's all in the head. Also there's a spot just below my balls that makes me cum buckets if I press on it just right while vibing my dick
>>80295025get on HRT, make more goon friends, and find someone fun to frot with/suck off regularly...oh, and get a flat cage!
>>80297573What I wouldnt give to surprise Nat with the chance in my pants....
>>80310000I wish I looked like that
my new years resolution is 250lbs!
>>80310231kek
I need to prone more this year, and go harder on poppers. Maybe I should try making trainers, there aren’t enough good furry ones
>>80311413I just had a really big meal, feel all warm and comfy now~
>>80313009Also get back into doing anal, forgot about that. Maybe get more toys. Also a flat cage
>>80311413Incredibly based, you can do it :3 I also want to get fatter but I’m not being as diligent about it as I should
>>80307706Fuck,this asshole looks so tasty.I love hairy loser butt
