New Year DeerPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80172433/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[Serperior] >>80190055[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV1.8/[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959[Dragonair] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62532625/[Cramorant] https://archiveofourown.org/works/64048687[Gothitelle] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62891725[Palkia] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62394745[Multiple stories] >>71665674More in the rentry above.QoTT: Was 2025 a good year for pokemans?
Happy New Year, guys.>Pokémon of the threadThis noot noot is gonna have a community day this weekend.
Imagine getting aroused by female Pokemon of all things. Your ancestors didn't fuck human women for thousands of years for you to waste your seed away instead of impregnating a woman.
>>80299725Cavemen were painting themselves fucking animals thousands of years ago
>>80299725>posts a male pikachuBesides you can have both. Thank heavens I didn't impregnate my ex though
>>80299917Would you impregnate a Pikachu?
>>80299997Why not?
>>80299725Blame capitalism
>>80300041You'd have to pay child support.
>>80300083Yeah, but for a mouse.
>>80299917>Thank heavens I didn't impregnate my ex thoughWhat happened?
>>80300151I'm assuming he had unprotected sex with her, probably multiple times
>>80299393horse year THOUGH
>>80299997No, there are better waifus>>80300151I don't have proof for cheating, but she was supposed to celebrate getting a driver's license with her instructor over a beer. When she was denying calls and turned off her phone, I found out from her facebook that she had agreed to meet him in another district than she claimed and in his flat instead of a pub.I took the engagement ring back and dumped her. And the next month when she was attempting to get me back, she mentioned that the guy moved to a city that's on the other side of the country. We'd been together for about 6 years.>>80300300Protected but not with condoms. In the last months she didn't feel like having sex anyway.
>>80300388Was she into Pokemon?
>>80300388>Protected but not with condoms.I thought condoms meant protection. How did that work?
>>80300388Got anymore Virizion to share? I feel like we've haven't gotten to many pictures recently.
>>80300723>Virizion>funny I don't know her, I wonder what gen she is>look it up>gen V>release date 2011I don't know how to feel about this.
>>80300488He probably means either birth control pills or an IUD. If he was just pulling out and considered that "protection," then he's a dipshit.
Need an embrace and rumbling from a scaly tank of a woman right now.
Need to play something pokemon related that also gets my dick hard past just thinking about fucking my team. Any ideas?
>>80301141Pocket campfire is a porn game inspired by pokemon amie, refresh, and camping from gen 8 where you can romance and fuck pokemon. Pocket Dungeon is a surprisingly faithful recreation of PMD gameplay where you play as a Lucario exploring Mystery Dungeons, where all of the enemies want to fuck you, and some of the traps are lewd. I particularly like Pocket Dungeon because every time you lose in the Dungeon, the NPC Pokemon all have dialogue related to how you lose, and one of the NPCs gives you missions that require you to lose to specific enemies on specific floors or deliberately trigger certain lewd traps. Fair warning though, all the enemies are male. You can play as a female Lucario to make it all straight, but the game is kind of meant to be gay.
>>80301310Thanks
>>80300472Neither of us were at the time, but she didn't like vidya except for adventure games. Don't ever engage with girls who look down on your hobbies, guys.>>80300488Cervical cap + spermicide + the calendar.>>80300723Hell yeah. Virizion a cute.
>>80302780>>80301741>>80301599>>80300723>>80300388>>80299393Long live the spring deer of "overcame her dislike of humans and now rape corrects trainers who are bad and gives cummies to good boys who are good"
>>80300746how
why is this shit dying
More deer
>>80302975Imagine disliking humans and then being impregnated by one
>>80304664For me it's because I barely know any of the Pokemon being posted here. The last time I played a Pokemon game was 15 years ago.
