/vrlg/ - Virtual Reality Lewd General #3246"Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate"™Year of the Cat Edition>New to VR? Start here or on /vrg/: https://rentry.org/4tzqs>18+ Avatar Resources:https://booth.pm/en/items?tags%5B%5D=VRChat&adult=only (Anime models)https://boothplorer.com/items/adult (Use to find assets related to your base)https://gumroad.com/discover (Use to find tech, furry thread is down the block)https://files.catbox.moe/mvgt8p.zip (Bag o' dicks)>Guide to Avatars utilizing the VCC:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwMz4WcajQ>OpenVR Advanced Settings (contains playspace mover):https://github.com/OpenVR-Advanced-Settings/OpenVR-AdvancedSettings/releaseshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1009850/OVR_Advanced_Settings/>Other resources (downloads at your own risk):https://rentry.org/vrlgextras>Upcoming Events:SexOP template rentry: https://rentry.org/vrlgrentryy/editPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80280737
kill niggers and pajeets
>>80302868Spoken like a true aryan superhero.
do any guys here have long(ish) hair? any general pointers on how you manage/take care of it?
>>80303162wash with shampoo once a week, wash with hot water every other day of the week, brush regularly
>>80303162yesgood genes because i only use 2 in 1 bodywash and my hair is naturally straight, thick and soft
>>80303162either keep it shoulder length or wear a night capcomb it every now and then carefully, don't pull tangled hair forcefully it will make your hair unevengently scrub your scalp through hair with with your finger tips and shampoo during showerstay well hydratedavoid shampoos that irritate the scalpeat a nutrient and vitamin versatile dietwhen sleeping your hair will get stuck under you when you toss and turn at night, this is how you get asmongold hairline so to avoid this use some kind of hat that keeps your hair from going all over the place
one of my controllers are broken and i dont have a source of income to get a replacement, fuck me
>>80303320I will do whatever it takes to get that experience again it was so cute
>>80303333vive wands are dirt cheap
>>80303333if it's an index controller and you're in the eu, mention the warranty laws and they'll give in
>>80303653hello there~
Hey guys.Yesterday afternoon my whole world was ripped away from me very suddenly and very unexpectedly.My sister was a beautiful trans woman who was only 25 years old. She was an incredible author and loved cats and D&D. She was due to start her masters in just a few weeks.
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>>80303791lmao
making fun of dead people isn't very nice, even if it's a group you dislike
>>80303653I don't drink, do drugs, or even leave the house. :3 The holidays can't get me.
>>80303834https://youtu.be/bHboqSB06X4
>>80303653>one of the first new years to happen>drunk all my whiskey within a couple hoursit's just that easy
>>80303350I'm sorry it's an existence that only awakens for 3-4 hours out of the entire year and has to be put back to cryogenic sleep.
>>80303930I'll just have to cope by getting you to take pictures of us kissing again...
why do people lie so much?
>>80303653Still alive
>>80303320>>80303930qrd? did I miss out on L kipfel sex?
>>80304004no he was just acting extremely cute last night nothing lewd happened
>>80304004that kipfel got airtight with dog knots last night
>>80303964they are forced to lie at work so some people develop a habit out of it, some were pathological liars to begin with, some think they are clever for lyingmany reasons, none good
Anons, its time to come home
>>80304018>>80304029can i get a list of people involved so i can block them
>>80304004You missed out on a drunk retard (me) going around and kissing everyone without their consent and I regret everything.
>>80304058https://youtu.be/LWkSB-D-hYo>>80304078"i am home"
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>>80304084S, C, B, L
>>80303884>first new years to happenanon I have bad news there's been 2026 of them
>>80304149nYAMERO!!!
>>80304089it's okay cutie, you were drunk and that makes it totally okay to do stupid shit like that, I mean how could anyone say no to such a rapeable cunny kissing them!god I hate alcoholics
>>80304149this is the first new year AK (after kirk)
dude i haven't jacked off since last year im so pent up
>>80304195This still isnt funny.
>>80304195>after kirkso Jean-Luc Picard
it's still Undecimber guys!last month of 2025...
Wow what a cute girl I hope those slugs don't do anything horrible to her.
>>80303653Woke up with a headache, took the meds to fight it, and now I'm back.
>>80304545make and post more webm's
Post your first new years sex
>>80303350GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE BIG INSTANCE
>>80304654happy new years
>>80304619maybe,It's kinda hard to “innovate” myself in that area (finding unique stuff to do), since it's all just a diff flavour of the same movements.
>>80304676I've yet to have sex this year
>>80303845so how'd you get in your accident then?
>>80304760me too sisbet itll be a while too
>>80304719you can post old stuff too, thread needs content
>>80304719i didnt know you made this webm, ive cum to it before its really hot. nice movements
>>80304777Okay I leave my house to go to doctor and therapy appointments, you caught me. :3
do you guys get off more to the other persons model or the idea of them cumming for you?i get really horny whenever i think about anons plapping their ona because of me... honestly more than any model can do for me alone
>am alcoholic degenerate>feel disappointed in my friends who aren't alcoholics or degenerates when they start drinking or ERPingWhy am I such a hypocrite?
>>80304842some kind of cosmic irony to get into an accident on your way to a doctor or therapy appointment
i don't carei just don't carehe doesn't appreciate my company and it makes me depressedso tired of it, wish he'd just tell me to go away
>>80304783Could do that too, but I need to fix some things with my new oni before I'm happy about the quality (physbones ect) for new webms>>80304802Thanks, I made the velle for when I don't feel like being a 6'5 behemoth
>>80304862audio is the thing for me, i can also get off on the idea that i know the person and recognize their avatar or that their avatar just looks hot>>80304885that's what you get for falling in love with someone with dulled emotions>>80304897fair
>>80304862latter for sure, the model can be nice but the person matters a lot more, and making sure they're enjoying themselves is my priority
It's wild that the foids I talk to have never been as mean to me as some trannies in vrg have.
>>80304879The drivers in my province are considered some of the worst in the country, some insurance claim they're THE worst, it's like Mad Max out here. Getting rear ended is surprisingly common. :3
>>80304910>that's what you get for falling in love with someone with dulled emotionshe has emotions when other people give him attention...
>>80303162I wash with Shampoo twice a week but use conditioner daily and brush daily. I also use some leave in conditioner too once out of the shower.
>>80303653Soju is dangerous.
>>80304926our foids are uncharacteristically nice compared to most women
>>80304952you're going to carry that weight anon..
>>80304897>>80304719whos this attentionwhore?
>>80304981I warned you, mother fucker. I fucking warned you. You even died before I could take advantage of your drunken body.
>>80304986surprised i'm not the only one who also thinks thisi dont think ive ever seen some of our foids actually be mean, autistic maybe, but not mean
>>80305016I joined this place a couple months ago, after Krial told me about it, he was really nice and told me a lot of stuff about this place. and told me you guys would appreciate somebody like me.
trying not to force myself to log in...
>>80303991boobaaa
>>80305016>gets asked to post content by me>does so>gets called attentionwhoreit's red oni and content is better than simping for women
>>80304986>>80305052That's only because they don't see each other as threats. Just wait until one threatens the territory of another.
>>80304944can i rear end you (penis)
>>80304885>i don't care>posts on trash about ituhh anon
>dont have work tomorrowNeed to bounce on someone in approximately 6 hours
oh its distoibed. the arrogant freak
>>80305149My rear is too strong for you, traveler.
i get mad when i see other anons being happywhy can't it be me???
happy new beer
the year of decimating cats is here
>>80305228rear seller, enough of these games. I'm going into plapping, and i need your strongest rears.
i'm gonna have a melty if he doesn't respond to my dm sooni know you're reading this
i survived
Masturbate.To Cartoons.
>>80304676Nutted with vrfu exactly 20 sec after midnight.
>>80305336Just for this i'm not responding
>>80305292cats are eternal and cannot be destroyed
>>80305292>90% of all cats must live!Okay?
dogs plap cats every day
Erp'd again for the first time after literal years. It was a lot of fun
>>80305445wow, stretchy and eternally useful
>>80305336calm your tits
>>80305221:-(
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>>80303653tried to go to sleephad to get up to vomitthen my sleep mask fell into the toilet with my vomithad to sleep without it, Sad.
>>80304089i honestly feel bad for missing out on you acting a bit more gay for a change. please get drunk again and drop a warning before you do it, so i can experience you at full niceness
Plapping while caged with pink lights and trans flag on wall for the first day of 2026...
anyone have recommendations for something like this for kikyo?https://booth.pm/ko/items/6089156
STARTING 2026 OFF RIGHT
>>80305754>please make yourself more vulnerable again so i can sexpest you more easily without feeling as guilty about itweird
>>80305774need a vrfu like this
>>80305774veri shakti girlfriend, veri sexi lady
>>80305806best I can do is thishttps://snowlight0102.booth.pm/items/6994366
>ate 90% of my calories for breakfasti love feeling like shit
Plum sex
>>803058431500-1800 calorie budget grim. I know that feel
Need tranny tierlist
how do i tell if people don't want to give me attention or if they're just afraid of approaching me?
>>80305843Bro how? I didn't even eat that for dinner and I had dessert
>ate only 200 calories all dayi love feeling amazing
>>80305911giwtwm
vrfu for this feel?
>>80305855>trying to hit 2500cal per day>struggling immenselyHow do I do it as a non-american and without eating fast food? Do I just fry everything in butter or something? I feel like I'd want to die if I didn't get my 5+ servings a day of vegetables.
>>80305996Could also drink weight gain shakes and eat calorie dense food on top of the veggies
Would (You) date an onlyfans thot if she took care of all your bills and took you on vacation every month?
>>80306122yeah, i'd date any of you too if you did the same
>>80306122maybe if she was self aware about it being gross and only doing it for money. I'd still feel like a cuck and gross though
>>80306122Only if I was also part of her content.
>>80306122i'd date anyone, for any reason
>>80305855why cant i be skinny and hot already
>>80305996sounds like you just need to eat more of whatever you already eat. time to cough up the cash to hit your macros chuddy
>>80306401being skinny doesnt mean you're hot instantly but it sure would be nice if it did
>>80305666touch touch...
>>80306446youre right but it helps in some casesmight not help me but who wouldnt want to be lean nonetheless
>>80306440There's not enough space in my stomach!
>>80305996Butter/oil adds a shitload of caloriesAvacado if you have the money and want a more healthy option (also works as a great high-temp oil for searing)Breaded anythingor easiest of all: Drinking your caloriesEasiest way to lose weight is to stop doing that, so easiest way to start is to do soProtein powder with milk goes farbut if that's somehow not sufficient, straight up mass gainer powder.Not sure how you'd need to resort to the gainer, since normally that's for 120kg+ bodybuilders who literally can't eat enough for their ultra high intensity lifestyle
>>80306684cream cheese and jelly on a roll for breakfast
>>80306558ass we canhttps://iwf.gay/
>>80306579mhm, hopefully over the next few months ill be evolving from a skinnyfat twig to a lean/fit twig
>>80306684When I eat any more than two eggs on toast for breakfast I feel so full I can barely bring myself to eat lunch. I'm trying to top up my calories with protein shakes and drinking milk instead of water but it's surprisingly hard to be consistent.
What's a good nail color? :3
>>80306895black it goes with literally everything
>>80306895Depends on your personality, outfit, etc. I like pale pink.
>>80306895anything but black
>>80306895Depends on skintone, outfit and nail shape/length honestly... Hard question I'd have gave 30 minute discussions with my ex about her nails
>>80306209date me right now but lets keep it entirely on the thread so we dont even know who we are
>>80306209yeah, It would be so much fun to flirt with the gooners in the of dm's
>>80306122As long as she's not physically having sex, sleep calls, or dates that's fine to me.
>>80303653Just wishing I was
>>80306835>tfw can eat 12 eggs fully and not feel full Ive only managed to stay in shape by suffering through a ton of hunger Sometimes I wonder if this is an actual issue or if my mind just wants me to be fat
Did a threesome on NYE and now I'm sad. 5 orgasms in one night should not be possible but it happened. Zero dopamine, zero serotonin, and an uncleaned onahole full of semen to start off the new year.
Just make sure you eat protein and fiber at each meal. Stretch ground meat with beans, carbs aren't bad for you. Never listen to Ketards.
>>80307574Who asked
>>80307574Guess its time to kill yourself
>>80307574same but im the onahole that got filled
I wish I lived in a populous area so I could go on Grindr and just suck someone's cock, guess I'll just have to do it in VR tonight..
>>80307133no thats lame i want to cuddle and watch anime and drink and sex and stuff...
>>80307816ok so not for any reason, liar
>>80307832ok fine whatever you're my boyfriend now, jeez
>>80307683Hope you never feel that kind of joy again
welp guess im a burnfag again
>>80305994J&J
>>80307869I feel it probably 2 or 3 times a week
i just want someone to hold me while i cry this year has started off in the worst possible way. woke up and my pet was dead.
>>80308469Can I have its skull to put in my cabinet of curiosities?
>>80308488i plan on burying him sorry or i would keep his little lizard skull for myself
>>80305292my cat has lost a few lives to this one...
i dont think i can handle this shit anymore ill make sure if i do something ill at least livestream it
I'm becoming addicted to fucking taken anons
>>80306715im going to destroy you (passionately)
I'm becoming addicted to fucking anons behind my vrfu's back
>>80307908Leave that guy alone bro
instance doko?
i hate niggers and kikes
>>80309079everyone is too hungover
evens login tonightodds play more PSO
>>80309497i love gooning
>>80307540yeah appetite is genetic, mind wants you to be fat, helped your ancestors survive. People who are obese tend to have much higher food drives. Makes it easy to bulk I guess.
