You know what we need? A thread about giant plants from space. I think that would be a fine topic, better yet if they're lesbian plants from space. Giant lesbian plants from space who inject you with hrt.
>>80309248those stories are cringe
>>80309248>Get rightfully kicked off of /lgbt/>Try to get things going again on /trash/>Not enough plant fuckers to keep a thread bumped>Come crawling back with a shit stealth attemptPlease just accept this cringe shit is dead and move on already.
so... fuck any plants lately?
>>80309250>MY NAME IS>WEED KILLA
>>80309250Lmao it's flover
>>80309248hdg fucking sucks there's no give or take it's just magic perfect shrubberies that dom you effortlessly with no bite to it it's fucking boringand it's agp
>>80309255Can you recommend a better erotica?
>>80309255pretty much thisthan HFY crowd is unironically the one interesting part about HDG, I just find it fascinating how you can create a fictional world about total surrender to sexual fantasy, and for whatever it reason, people who interested in the complete opposite, chastity in the face in overwhelming pressure to give in, end up dominating, or atleast becoming a significant part of the community. COC has the exact same thing going on, who are these people? Straight men who enjoy affirming their independence at any opportunity? Fetishists are too self conscious to give in but are still stimulated by the setting? Chuds?
>>80309257I dont understand this mental illness, op image is kind of hot, whats hfy? Please explain your derangement
>>80309258i'm not really into hdg (human domestication guide) but basically it's a collaborative erotic literature cnc world building project where humanity gets invaded by advanced precursor civilization called the "Affini" who are basically humanoid plant mommies (and daddies, but 99% of the writers are transbians so...)anyway the Affini aren't really genocidal, they're more interested in "protecting" humans, which to them means keeping them around as age regressed drugged up sex pets who they adore over and pamper constantly it's basically a "I wish I could smoke weed all day and have a dom mommy take care of me" wish fulfilment HFY (humanity fuck yeah!) are a group of amateur sci-fi writers.. brb someone called
>>80309259Oh I see, so transbian plant mommy setting got taken over by writers talking about fighting the plant mommies for independenceI appreciate this cursed lore thanks
>>80309255It's been ages since I did one of these but here goes>be you>roundup ready patriot of the terran accord>the most masculine man around who melts women with The Look passing them on the street>nothing like those stupid wormbrains who gave in to hedonism>you know humanity deserve better than those weeds>you quickly learn that not everyone is as strong as, with "friends" threatening to report you for feralism>one newly furry idiot provokes you after you've been drinking, getting you stuck in a "wardship" where a weed stares at you all day and tries to break your terran will>you'll never falter, you're too strong for that>or so you think, until the second day of your torment>you return home from your workout session at the communist gym where you lost your gold membership when the weeds invaded, to smell something strange>freshly baked cookies just cool enough to eat with a tall glass of milk>it takes all your strength to choke one down>you'll never break, certainly not because someone made food for you>certainly not from being called a good boy for finishing your snack>it keeps trying to help you take baths, like you're a kid, like you don't know how to turn on a faucet>it pressures you to take xenodrugs to "lighten up" but you know you need your full brainpower to fight off the xeno scourge for terra's future>legally they can do anything they want to you, but you know the war is still raging on every world but this>you pay the lies on the web no mind>for almost your whole sentence you have no trouble resisting xeno trickery, until the final day before your freedom>your weed cooks you a fancy dinner with steak and lobster, a celebration of your assimilation>you're holding on, knowing as your owner she wouldn't make that ever day even if she claimed she would>but after eating, she offers you a mysterious package>you shake it, it thumbs weakly>you carefully open it, wary of chemical surprises
>it's... a teddy bear>an actual teddy bear like in weird old movies from your grandparents' day>it's a gentle brown, like cartoon dirt, cold beady eyes with no whites, black marks on the ends of its tubular arms for claws, and a cheerful red ribbon around its neck>it doesn't look much like what you remember seeing, though>it's... off>something about the proportions isn't quite right>that matter is pushed to the side as you contemplate how SOFT the thing is>touching it makes your hands feel like they're sinking into a comforter or one of those subversive weed pillows they try to make you use that deprive your brain of bloodflow to make you dumb as a floret>it's so soft and so adorable you can't make yourself put it down, despite knowing it could be pumped full of chemical warfare agents>stars, you just want to bring it closer for a hug>but you don't, because no man like you would stoop so low>and you know you're a man because you got perfect scores on the dysphoria tests they keep forcing on you>stupid weeds...>but really>it's been since the invasion since you've had a genuine hug from someone who wasn't trying to enslave you or using you for validation>it wouldn't hurt to keep the thing... would it?>maybe just set it on a shelf outside your bedroom, so you aren't tempted>that's a good plan...>you go to set it somewhere secure when you hear the affini simulation a throat clearing noise>"petal?">you turn to look>"I might have misguided you by presenting that as a present... at present, anyway>"you're a very good boy, and you've been perfectly obedient and well behaved since we met>"I'd like for you to be my floret">"no">"that's too bad, cutie. That little bear was to be a domestication gift for becoming mine, but if you wouldn't like that I should take it back. A strong independent human like you wouldn't need a stuffed animal, hm?">you hold the thing in your hands, staring at it>just give it back and your wardship ends>why is that so hard?
>>80309262All plushies forever should come preloaded with Class Cs. This isn't my opinion, this is objective fact.
>>80309262aww so cute and thx you kind woman
>>80309262>take it from my cold dead hands you cellulite fucking scourge
>>80309261>>80309262this does absolutely nothing for me. it seems others enjoy it, which is fine, and it's written well enough, but there is absolutely nothing engaging for me in the way that the affini are written. this sort of babying has nothing for me to engage with. i like my doms sadistic and I like my subs resentful and fighty and there is none of that in hdg
>>80309266I think you just don't appreciate the setting. The affini are subversive, like old coca cola. Sickly sweet, disgusting, pleasantly bubbly, and filled with drugs that drag you back for more whether you like it or not. In ideal form, you aren't fighting the Compact, you're fighting against yourself.
>>80309248Oh man, how long til this gets kicked back to /trash/ again???
>>80309257People are made uncomfortable by the idea of total surrender, esp since western society strongly glorifies total independence to the point of absurdity (in turn treating people who cant be completely independent, such as disabled - which are one of the target audiences for HDG - like total crud). Add to that people who cant understand that representation =/= support (just because I like fantasizing about imperialistic alien plants doesnt mean I wouldn't go down fighting in a hail of bullets, likely attempting to self eliminate as a last resort) and "you kink is not my kink" (getting grossed out about kinks they dont like and being judgmental about it) and youve got a mix for people that want to subvert to setting and go "nuh uh I would totally resist the hyper advanced hypnotic rape weeds forever!">>80309259Gentle reminder that age regression isnt necessarily a thing for all florets, and that there are huge sections of the community (hi) that are super not into Little Sprout stuff. But yea, florets are very much "lessers", not even second class citizens.
if you enjoy posting about big hot gay plants you should join us in the trash bin once this thread inevitably gets 1984'd
>>80309249YOU'RE cringe
>>80309271Love this artist
>>80309270That's a cesspit of drama where personalities clash and whoever is more annoying wins. No thank you, way too culty for my tastes
>>80309273>posting on lgbt>calling trash threads "culty"lmao
>>80309248God there was a divine fanfic about plants and aliens and humans and troons IT WAS SO FUCKING GOODOOFODODODOFOD it wa posted like two years ago thow please anyone rmbr
>>80309262cuuuuute... he's such a good little floret he just doesn't know it yet!!!
>>80309273The only "drama" was one specific person antagonizing others for not playing the way she wanted them to. She left a long time ago.
>>80309273it's really not like that at all
>>80309279Yea seems pretty calm. Ive put down the thread because life has been happening a lot lately but Im always happy to see it alive...
>>80309248hdg is wonderfuli love fantasizing about being a pet
>>80309260It wasn't 'taken over' by any means, there are just some fringe haters out thereread a bizzare hdg k6bd crossover fic once that was just a power fantasy about the Union from lancer beating the affini in a big space war99% of new hdg fics are wish fulfillment erotica just like its always been
>>80309272Name? I can't read that signature.
>>80309283lemoncitoshe's lemoncitodraws on bluesky
>>80309277What are you talking about? She's in the thread right now
>>80309285nona... she's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!
>>80309286And she doesn't even have the fun xenodrugs. Disgusting
>>80309287which ones are the fun ones
>>80309248Most hdg stories just aren't very good.Also it feels like the whole premise is "what if you had a mommy gf who was also your plug"[spoiler]mechsploitation is way better anyways[/spoiler]
>>80309289you have to sort by kudos nona most fics for any subject aren't very goodi don't like mechsploitation too much they're too mean to the ouppies :( they should be nice to them
>>80309288The ones that make you smell sounds, or able to squish someone weak into a small package. The ones that let your little package expand safely after you're done playingCompressed christmas florets that inflate to normal size after being removed from their boxes...
>>80309290I dunno. I find the idea of being in a mindbroken state kind of fascinating. And being a stupid mutt for my handler is really really hot and I want one to hit me over and over while I thank them for it (this is my "reward").
>>80309248its just a slightly less racist slave kink with classic agp drug addiction and malebrained obsession with sci fi
>>80309285If HbFy os in the thread she isnt making any noise which is a good thing.
>>80309293As opposed to the fembrained slavekink obsession with scifi werewolves that pheremonerape you
>>80309295What’s this referring to?
>>80309248If nothing else, reading a few dozen of the higher rated HDG stories has made me pack bond with my plushie immensely. Thinking of her being put into some medical waste bag and burned because I decided to pick up my Ruger and blow my head off is enough to keep me here most days </3
>>80309296ABO
>>80309257>>80309255sending it to trash killed the gen, the sludge from that board ended up polluting it and it got cut off from basically anyone interested in hdg or with the interest to engage with writing on any level tbhon. it mightve survived if it was just cut off though, really the moment cis people get into a tranny space they rot it history has proven this countless timesactual hdg can be nice though, honestly this is kind of incredibly obviously just shitposting having never interacted with the stuff, much of the point is the horror etc shit and it all has the stuff you're whining about, the fluff fics are a minority. also just seriously why are you going 'who are these people' its fucking /trash/ you dumbass its all shitstain loser moids even if they arent fringe attachments to an already fringe offshoot genthis site sucks so fucking bad>>80309260it did not>>80309266the actual fics have what you're talking about if you're curious. the gen has kinda become completely cut off
>>80309248You're better off trying to become a writer for Trials in Tainted Space than you are trying to post this here
>>80309299moids...
>tfw all your indie friends call you a seed for being comfortable being picked up by affini>your floret friends too.
it's flover
>>80309299hdg existed for years before it was a gen on this board clueless newfag
>>80309304>reading comprehension: 0
