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haha i hate myself

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80296998/
habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/
tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/
steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/

posscraft is dead (RIP)
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thanks for another thread poss
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i hope if i manage to get a job my coworkers don't try to talk to me or anything i'm deathly afraid of people also i just generally don't like them
also hope i last longer than a couple months it's a recurring problem with me jobs just break me down and i quit haha
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paranoid again
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>>80309544
about what?
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helping your pbf go to the bathroom
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>>80309501
your welcome
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>>80309564
online footprint
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4 mile walk in 17f weather and a denim jacket
yippee im going to get sick!
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we live in such a gay (derogatory) time
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>>80309780
ugh poss this is why you always bring a hat and gloves
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>>80309803
thats my partial..
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>>80309803
i was supposed to grab my scarf and hat but forgot
sorry
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>>80309852
i'm glad you're home safe at least, a hot shower might help you warm up
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>>80309756
yeah me too
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>>80309879
im not home safe yet i havent started walking yet im just sitting at work because i dont wanna do it
i miss going to the sleeping bag i had outside and sleeping until the next shift
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anyposs remember what this image was called? mk ii hoppy or something?
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i daydream about homesteads a lot
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>>80310285
something something hardcore happy hopsies or something like that?
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possums in cages make me thing about now im trapped in the passage of time and slow death of all i love
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>>80310285
zarygayers are a little too spicy
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>>80310509
yeah
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>>80310537
haha….
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>>80310531
god i hate people that are good at things and do things and have fun and have friends and shit
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i just hate myself
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well yeah obviously i do that too
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>>80310571
you posted the words I thought in my head
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>>80310419
maybe. i just found the picture the other day and realized no one's posted it in a long time
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>>80310571
you're not even trying to be good at things or do things or have fun and have friends and shit
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>>80310788
i tried that enough times in my life to know its impossible
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don't spell saggin backwards
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niggas do be saggin doe
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i kinda want to hold a possum i think
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>>80311015
I need to know how they feel
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>>80311015
possum(man) or possum(possum)
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>>80311051
yes
>>80311049
yes
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i want to be held
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>>80311091
imagine holding a pbf with one hand and a poss with the other
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>>80311110
become a biba and people will be lining up to hold you
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>>80311155
bibagayers are so cute
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>>80311188
and then they grow up
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>>80311204
into my cute brownish boyfriends
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>>80311135
go to that possum store in virgina or the sesame one in nola when an ambassador poss is in
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>>80311155
new cutest biba alert wow
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I want to go home but there hasn't been such a place in almost 20 years. I need to make it look like I wasn't crying so nobody at my house bothers me about it. I don't want to go back at all but my car is in the shop and I'm in sandals and I won't make it far in this weather.
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>>80311276
i hope you find your zbf poss

>>80311295
i'd be too nervous around a famous possum
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That meme is absolutely correct. The one that says the people who are all about
>Love and positivity only! Hugs for everyone!
Turn out to be the most cynical, selfish, and arrogant people imaginable. Whereas the people that say
>I don't give a fuck! Shove it!
Turn out to the most generous, interesting, and coolest people you'll ever meet.
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>>80311651
Okay.
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>>80311651
pluribus
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Why do people defend cheaters in online multiplayer games? People who are openly and blatantly cheating get defended by others, even though the open cheating just drives away players.
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>Why do people defend cheaters in online multiplayer games? People who are openly and blatantly cheating get defended by others, even though the open cheating just drives away players.
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Why do people defend yeeners in online multiplayer games? People who are openly and blatantly yeening get defended by others, even though the open yeening just drives away posses.
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he had to wear his collar really tight so his head wouldn't come off when he did a really cool backflip
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>>80312610
I wish I could do a really cool backflip during which my head would come off
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clean mean yeen machine
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>>80312773
sorry but i will be putting a lock on the collar until you behave
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man im pathetic
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>>80309879
okay i made it to the bus stop after 2 hours of walking
terrible day to wear heels
its snowing now
pissed outside (i did not pee the smiley)
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>>80312539
i need to become a puppygirl
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>>80313198
so am i. this is the year we change that though
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>>80313198
same, this year i will not change that
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>>80313300
what the hell poss you're crazy. i hope you're okay. what are you gonna do if the bus doesn't come? i have to go to sleep now but please take care of yourself, and be more prepared next time!!!
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>>80313363
wrong
>>80313404
true
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>>80313300
faggot
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>>80313404
>>80313466
you'll change without even realizing it
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>>80313455
it came but if it didnt it was the last bus so uhh probably find somewhere slightly less cold and sleep there til dawn when they start running again
myself is being taken care of gn possposs ily
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>>80313560
I haven't changed since last year hahahaha
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you guys ever get that feeling where you like suddenly remember youre a person youre like "oh shit im me wtf" whats up with that
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>>80313891
usually around this time of year i remember that the passage of time exists and im not really doing anything with my life and i remember exactly what i was doing a year ago and its the same thing always and then i get sad
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>>80313560
I change in a lot of ways but I'll never stop being pathetic
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my penis itchy
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>>80313704
okay then be nicer and frendlier. that way even if you're still pathetic most people will still treat you alright
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what fast food should i get tomorrow
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>>80314186
sorry for quoting meant for
>>80314005

but i did appreciate the joke
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>>80314194
rally's/checkers
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>>80314181
still or again?
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>>80314239
again
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>>80314186
okay
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>>80314245
okay but i hope that clears up for you
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>>80314263
pretty lady
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straightposting will become the norm on /haha/ in 2026. So put down the gay porn and dildos and get a gf!
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hey poss do you wanna have lesbian sex together
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>>80314317
you keep saying this and i keep telling you to get a gf first and you don't reply
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what should i woss to before bed
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>>80314584
human men (real) (no fursuits)
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>>80314595
okay that works
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>>80314215
cant go wrong with that, thanks poss
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>4chan tabs using a combined 13 gb of memory
firefops what are you doing
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>>80310285
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>>80314908
thanks poss
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sometimes i wanna post about stuff i did with people but i always worry they somehow know about this place and im outing myself as a poss even though i know the chances of that ever happening are slim to none
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no one ever thinks im funny
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>>80315061
i do, i just don’t (you) you when you are funny because i have to answer a captcha and there’s a post limit in each thread. i made a joke suggesting that someone was a 12-month-old boba who started working at arbys the other day when he did not mean to imply any such thing. haha.
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no one ever thinks im bunny
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>>80315061
>>80315208
i read this to the tune of “you never give your moneyyy, you only give me your funny paper” btw which was slightly funny.
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>>80315232
The Magnificent Flopbeast
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>>80315232
I love you bunny
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possy in da pet bed nice and drunk getting ready to watch his silly show (he will cry and almost throw up when anything even remotely bad happens)
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>tfw sleepy horny and hungry all at the same time
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>>80310285
woah is he the
is he him???
deep lore....
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>>80315645
the peeper
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>>80315649
im just here for tacos
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>>80315653
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im gonna be a journaller in 2026
i got a notebook and a pencil on my nightstand
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surprisingly i never scavenged through the laundry basket to fish out my dads underwear so that i can sniff it while jacking off.
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i don't think it's ever going to get better
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>>80315751
(while i jack off* idk if you use the continuous tense here, it sounds weird)
even right now that im considering it it doesnt really sound hot because i assume my dads boxers smell closer to piss and shit than his actual pheromones and i really dont wanna take a 50/50 gamble and disappoint myself by realizing that sniffing underwear isnt actually as hot irl as it looks in my furry porn and potentially ruin my fetish for sniffing boxers (and god forbid it also simultaneously ruins my incest fetish).
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John D Cockesmeller
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did you watch the end of stranger things
if so
did you like it
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i am now as close to 2016 as i was to 2006 in 2016
it makes my head hurt and my heart ache
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first bed time of the new year
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and in 10 years i will feel the same way again and feel much worse
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i need to start living
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Nail in the thread, from its creator!
You gave us life, now show poss how to live!
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>>80316283
good night poss! sleep well!
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i meditated 6 hours yesterday. i feel mentally younger, i dont get worked up over bullshit, and my body has better balance
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>>80316399
>younger
you just got 6 hours closer to death with nothing to show for it
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yeah i think meditation is cool and all but it's not a very good hobby
if you just did something with your hands for most of those 6 hours instead you'd still feel good and then you'd also have something to show for it
rather than something that sounds entirely like what the worst and most narcissistic person you've ever met in your life says
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meditation is a self destructive activity.
true freedom hides beneath substance intoxication
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>>80316442
things my pbf would say after drugging me (just weed)
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>>80316424
sorry im pathetic and all i want to do is rot in bed until i die
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>>80316520
same
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>>80315844
This guy doesn't like the smell of his dad's piss and shit what a weirdo
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I hope married with a family poss is okay
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plur1bus is a show designed to hurt me very badly
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>buys a house
l>leaves it empty except for the bedroom
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im bored *pokes your backsack*
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>>80316821
im bored too
*doesn't retaliate*
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>>80316831
i like this cool edgy creature i want to kiss him
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i feel like i was born too weak for this world everything feels like it takes a great amount of effort that ill never be able to conjure
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>>80316858
hard times make weak men
easy times make weak men
im weak
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>>80316837
same heres boob
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>>80316919
i like this cool edgy creature i want to be her
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my nutsack is too tight and small to show backsack it's depressing
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>>80317113
cute...
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>>80317113
this makes me want to eat your ass and kiss your balls while you cum btw (what do they do when you cum)
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>>80317113
just run on the treadmill for like 40 minutes
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yo i just discovered this sick cheat code where you just get 4 hours of sleep so your day is 4 hours longer
it doesn't even affect your physical hea
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>>80317161
i tried that and i think it ruined my life and made me stupid
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>>80317113
i dont believe u show me
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kinda wanna play star dew dew but i already did everything in it
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more like star doo doo am i right
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want burger
but am: 4?
fucked up. they should make a burger place that makes burger at 4am
*looks it up*
oh i guess there's a jack in the box next town over which is open
maybe i
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>>80317316
*begins intense fantasy of going with u and getting the weird stuff they have there and a shake too*
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>>80317325
omfg these prices are outrageous!!!
oh well here's a combo for $9 that'll do
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>>80317150
that does not do what you think it does
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>>80317343
oh no they have a built you own combo thing!!! im gonna be stuck thinking of different things to get all drive and not even think to check if the shakes are still good!!!!
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>>80317352
wrong im much much much smarter than you
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when's the posstorio server going up
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i'm so sorry poss... i decided to make slop (rice + cream of chicken) instead of drive for burger
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>>80317522
rice + cream of mushroom + lipton onion soup packet
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>>80317544
i would hate to make myself some tea in the morning and find out that they messed up in the lipton factory and the sachet is full of onion soup powder and then i drink onion soup instead of tea
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>>80317522
its ok poss im not getting burger either im just watching tv and going sleep
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https://x.com/punchingcat/status/2006908435724644665
this is me internally watching the new show i like (you will not feel this way do not watch it)
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*does this as a little goof in front of our friends*
https://files.catbox.moe/bqr8i7.mp4
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>>80317601
is the goof that i would be rock hard or
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>>80317630
getting you bricked up in front of everyone is a prank yes
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i remember seeing someone say that gas has been the only thing that ever gets cheaper on occasion compared to like food and houses and stuff
ever since then i think ive been a little softer on big oil
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>>80317643
can i kiss you as a prank too and maybe can you do that dance but on my face
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Good morning possy. My sleep schedule is fixed and I don't need melatonin anymore seemingly, but I'm boreeeedddd... I can host games if you want possy!
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>>80317601
you're so silly anon haha
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...
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>>80317867
freak on a
wait a minute where is his leash??
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>>80317889
no chains can bind mart
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>>80317867
is that the stoat from inscryption
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thoughts?
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>>80317940
I can't see it behind the pixelization.
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>>80317940
i think this is supposed to be shocking but it's kinda indecipherable
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https://youtube.com/shorts/CSnFz_qt2EQ?si=HcweTI5y1hYbVlHV
arawrawr
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>>80314317
possy and raccy after transition
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>>80317940
needs a higher bit rate but i appreciate the attempt
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>>80317940
i could woss to this later maybe
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>>80317791
crotch in face or butt in face
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good morning (its 15:30)
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>>80318281
crotch unless butt is very very clean and i can eat it
>>80318419
good morning possy i am going to bed actually i hope your morning goes very very well and mine does too in a few hours!!!
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listening to the beatles white album for the first time and realizing how much of car seat headrest is just will ripping these guys off
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good morning possums i just woke up i dont have work for another 5 hours but for some reason cant go back to sleep please send help thanks
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first ozempic, now hair regrowth, soon we'll also have treatments to regrow teeth and to increase muscle mass without exercising. having a perfect body will just be a matter of dialing in your exact dose. we're gonna quickly reach a place where only poor people can be ugly, and even hot people (by today's standards) with minor imperfections will get clowned on and kill themselves.
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you called him. you called racc and told him not to offer me the trash.
>you're not a real possum
i'm what?
>YOU'RE NOT A REAL POSSUM
>SOUTH AMERICAN FOR CHRIST-SAKES? ZARIGUEYA?
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>>80318454
one does not do the dance unless one is prepared to take responsibility
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>>80318783
this will not have any long term adverse effects on people just like ozempic has no long term adverse effects on people and will definitely make them look better and prettier just like ozempic does
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>>80318783
>we'll also have treatments to regrow teeth
this one is also happening right now, i think there's a lab in japan successfully doing trials right now
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>>80318896
i need to speak to your poss
YOUR POSS
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boys who are kitty :3
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>>80318947
the cool thing about modern medicine is that it's advancing so quickly that pushing technical debt to the future is actually realistically viable for a lot of treatments; in other words, if it takes 5-10 years for side effects to appear, that's another 5-10 years of interim progress towards treating and eliminating those side effects. an imperfect solution that buys you time to create something more perfect.

>>80318960
i know but teeth are tricky and have a lot more risk of complications than hair regrowth since they all have to kinda be neatly aligned and stuff. we can grow teeth already but the problem is that they don't grow in perfectly straight like they're supposed to. i'm hopeful that we'll see some people seeding individual teeth instead of going for implants though, and when that all works right there shouldn't be anything stopping us from scaling up to the whole mouth.
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>>80318783
>only poor people can be ugly
haha imagine...
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call me when they develop a 3d printed vagina from stem cells
bonus points if they're male stem cells
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just get teeth implants?
if they're good quality no one will notice
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>>80319071
what will you do once they develop that
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boys who are so kitty that they are girls
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>>80319071
once BCIs (brain computer interfaces) take off you'll be shocked at how easy and seamless it is to remote into a robot body

>>80319107
they're incredibly expensive and difficult to install and often fail. $5000 for a new tooth then it falls out of your fuckin face. even in the best case they're weaker than real teeth and also weaken the jawbone.
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>>80319154
once BCIs take off you'll be shocked at the subscriptions you'll have to pay to have less ads in your central vision
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yoo what's the move tn?
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boys who am dogy
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>>80319197
but what if
dogy
just dogy
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>>80319195
im gonna see some amateur wrestling
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>>80319191
just take off the headset lil bro
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>>80319191
i think your overestimating how much something like that would "take off" we developed pretty safe laser correction surgery for your eyes but its not like the entire world went and got lasik and everyone stopped needing glasses
there isnt gonna be state mandated neural implants just like there arent state mandated medical implants and lots of people are just gonna not use this tech
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>the cool thing about modern medicine is that it's advancing so quickly
[citation needed]
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>>80319391
i wouldnt know i haven't interacted with a doctor or any medical technology for like 6 years
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>>80317940
are they made of turds or just sweaty?
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and now, for my first trick
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>>80319391
It's an AI generated bot posts by 3rd world content engagment farmers on twitter (which is why it post a screencap instead of a link)
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>>80319154
>also weaken the jawbone
huh
i thought this was just an issue with dentures since they sit on the gumline
whereas for implants (or other variations of jaw-mounted teeth) it puts the load directly on your jaw bone, keeping it from atrophy and at its normal strength
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>>80319071
just get a 10lb dogpussy
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>>80319751
i hope the hat gets misplaced before the spell is undone
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>>80320306
why do trannies always think about cutting off penises
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raven boys vs crow boys
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comparing myself against the artist i wish i was and finding myself wanting
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>>80320353
why do you
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>>80320353
1. not a tranny 2. because humiliation is sexo
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>>80320754
thoughts on the detachable penis song
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>>80320353
non_euclidian_sex and portal_sex are kino tags that have nothing to do with trannies get with the times loser
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>>80320787
as a fan of indie / alt rock and detachable penises i am shocked that this is the first time i’ve heard it
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got a white chocolate mocha today
it was good!!!!
also banana bread. i can't resist it
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>>80321622
what is wcm
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>>80321657
white chocolate mocha
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i'm so concerned with appearing cool and desirable that i don't show up at all in case i fumble
meanwhile other people fumble every interaction and come out beloved. funny.
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happiness ia a warm kitty
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>>80321680
oh hi wcmposs glad to hear you got your mocha sounds wonderful
theres a new hoity toity coffee place that opened up nearby with fancy seasonal drinks and im thinking of getting one today what sounds good
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i want to be thin so im not as imposing
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https://files.catbox.moe/3hlna1.mp4
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>>80318783
I don't want to get my hopes up but I hope it becomes available soon and isn't too expensive
t. Norwood 3 tranny
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>>80321988
um dwaggy thats not what fisting is...
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>>80321957
oooh i like the sounds of the gluhwein latte. although hold the rose water bleh
orange clove sounds really good too
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>>80314186
I am nice and friendly, I don't go out of my way to talk to people though. I just want to be passively left alone and I guess sometimes that's too much to ask from people.
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Gotta learn to draw furries with head hair
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>>80321971
being imposing is good
as a fat tall fox people seem to be afraid of me [probably because theyve never seen a real fox before]
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aw man i really hope these tootsie rolls dont taste like tootsie rolls
...
aw fUC
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>>80319129
canine slander
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>>80318783
>soon we'll also have treatments to regrow teeth and to increase muscle mass without exercising
we could already do this if they let us grow organs and stuff in rats, but dumb boomers think it would cause the rats to gain human-like awareness which is utterly insane.
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>>80322425
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>>80322362
people are afraid of you because you look like a retarded cross between jeffrey dahmer and david koresh
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>>80322471
don't do that it's mean to the rats
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>>80322516
david koresh wasnt a scary guy though was he
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>>80322418
tootsie rolls are just bad
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>>80322535
They've been through worse, I guarantee you.
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>>80322597
The fruit ones are good.
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could nirimer still be alive???
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>>80322425
aprons are not shirts you whoreeeeeeee
wait does that mean he's got bare cheeks when he turns around
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>>80322516
dahmer was mkultra'd by his father and koresh literally did nothing wrong
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>>80322638
mine haven't. and that's not exactly good justification for using them to grow organs.
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>>80322680
Go full PETA and free them from testing labs then.
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>>80322761
i would but I already have too many
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>>80320815
whats euclidian mean?
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>>80322648
yeah i saw him hanging out with tupac the other day
great fursona
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>>80322646
vanilla gang rise up
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>how you doing mami?
great! *turns around*
>oh, sorry

heheh
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>>80323152
you know i got a bag this year and it sparked a childhood memory of how wed pick that "rare" vanilla tootsie roll out of our haloween bags and save them for last, i had forgotten they existed
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it's not fair
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>>80323227
yes it is
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>>80323252
no it's not
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>>80323152
fuck yeah. vanilla ones are the best.
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vibrating wand arrived
this shall be my first woss of the 2026
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>>80323252
i love dark souls 2 so much i wish i still played video games
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dark souls 2 is only unique in that it sucks ass
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dark souls 2 is unique in that i had a lot of fun playing it and really enjoyed the pvp but also it's the worst souls game i think bar for bar
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fuck fuck fuck im so stupid i cant do anyting im so stupid iii ahhhhh fuuukk,jdfaf
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>>80323790
yeah i couldn't figure out ds2 either
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please stop insulting dark souls 2
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not working on art until i get second computer that i can airgap away from 4chan
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>>80323516
diaper or cage?
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>>80324159
boy shorts
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>>80324228
boy squorts
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>>80324147
why
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>>80321988
I like this a lot
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>>80324228
nice have fun
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>>80324430
i keep downloading pictures and videos from here thats infected with trojan viruses. i need to quarantine the files to a dedicated meme hard drive
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I've been talking to my therapist about if this girl likes me or not and I need a second opinion to figure out if I'm just overthinking, and my therapist hits me with "I might not be the person to ask because I don't know how your generation flirts and all of that." I feel like an idiot googling everything because it always spits out AI generated responses.
Why would she respond to "drinking alone sucks" about fourty minutes later with "FRR"? Why does she feel the need to always end the conversation?
Who the FUCK am I supposed to talk to, if not my therapist?
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>>80324722
usually you talk with your friends about it
therapists usually don't function as life-coaches in that way
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>>80324837
Well now I feel like a dunce
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>>80324854
well, i don't think it's totally wrong to ask your therapist about it. relationship stuff is classic therapy fodder
but yeah as for courting though, that falls more into a peer-group thing
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>>80324722
i’ll level with you: without any additional context, that one example sounds like she is not interested but also doesn’t want to completely leave you on read. some girls are considerate like that. in some cases, if someone is into you, then they will make it so they’re in the same spot as you. if you’re physically there, like at a party, they’ll follow you outside to take a smoke or into the bathroom. i’ve seen this. if they’re not physically there, then they respond to your drinking alone text saying that it would be better drinking together ;) or something. those are the more upfront girls. others aren’t going to do anything until you take initiative, so you’d have to actually ask her to hang out. but yea, delayed one word responses or “sorry i got busy” aren’t god signs
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i dont want to date bisexual men because every woman is prettier than me and he will dump me for any of them
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>>80325127
but they cant fire a load of cum in his ass
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>>80325009
*good
sorry for the long post, but here’s an example. i knew this girl who i would invite to hang out. sometimes she came. other times not. it got to a point though where i’d invite her and then she’d ask a whole bunch of questions about what the plans were (if it was a group thing) then take a really long time to respond then pretend like she was getting ready for a long time and then sometimes eventually say she just got to tired, it was too late, etc. my desire to hang out was clear, so the ball was in her court. the passiveness eventually made things clear and i let things move on. your best bet is probably to just jump in and be decisive
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shaved my balls now they're itchy
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>>80325186
after shave cream helps
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>>80325127
i think i introduced this ott to the thread and i’m glad to see him back
≽՞•ﻌ•՞≼
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>>80325194
the only cream i have left is some acne cream i found in a cabinet
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>>80323534
you can play it with me
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>>80324682
thats scary
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>>80325186
proof?
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>>80325282
*scratches them*
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i am alone
i will always be alone
i dont like being alone
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>>80325263
they sure try to be intimidating buts its just theatrics. once i regained my sanity i found it rather embarrassing on their part. like last night i was queuing in taco bell meditating on bliss and this black foreigner reached out and touched me on the hips then apologized
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>find a username i like
>it's free on all the major social networks
>someone registed it on FA 2 years ago and never used their account
lol :(
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>>80325186
this is a pluckers club poss, you're not gonna fit in...
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>>80325380
don't be mean to me that's not nice
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i wonder if i had my corpus callosum severed if my left brain would just yap up some bullshit when i acted on something that only my right brain knew about, or if i would just go "huh, i don't know"
this thought popped up in my mind because a lot of people i know default to bullshitting (or similar yapful reactive retardations) in situations where they're pressed by anything. and if they had their shit severed, i have zero doubt that they would be the type to just come up with some random explanation regardless of truthfulness
not to imply i'm some paragon of critical thought but i don't think i operate and would operate in the same way
see, i'm not like the other girls
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>>80325127
its not just about being pretty
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>>80325127
i want to be a pretty woman
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>>80325431
it's the only way you'll learn how things are done around here
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>>80325566
that's too many hairs to pluck leave me alone
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>>80324929
which one of you was this
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>>80325300
are you a guy or a girl? in both cases, i empathize, but lonely guys make me so much sadder, mostly because i’ve at one time sensed the fondness of real fraternal connection but don’t have much experience with the alternative. and now we’re lonely. sorry for pic related if you aren’t gay. it just inspires these emotions in me
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>>80325009
I don't know anymore. She usually sends me like 2-3 texts or a paragraph when she replies, but I have to be the one to reach out to get the ball rolling. We'll have a good text convo going for about an hour before we eventually reach an end point. Part of me thinks she tries to keep the convo going because she'll sometimes give me an "ending" text like "FRR" and then reply with "Are you doing anything for New Year's?" 20 minutes later. I always just assume she's just trying to be nice or something and probably doesn't have interest, but part of me thinks we both are afraid of texting the other. Feels like I'm in limbo.
Sorry for the blog.
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>>80325581
if it's not too many to shave it's not too many to pluck
*doesn't allow you to retort*
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check out my thrift haul poss gang

top to bottom we got: a 100% cotton faded blue adidas ball cap $2. a dark grey columbia half zip fleece with chest pocket and turquoise piping half off for $5. eddie bauer cirruslite down vest dark navy blue for $16. 98% cotton 2% elastic dark navy chino joggers from the gap new with tags half off for $5. and a kelty redwing 44L hiking backpack in a dark rusty red color for $15. total with tax was under $50 >:3
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>>80325974
):<
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whats frr
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*peeks into thread*
*sighs loudly*
*turns n leaves*
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>>80326001
“for real” but ebonics
alternatively “flicking red rocket”
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>>80326001
fr means for real
frr is just like using lmaoo instead of lmao it just expresses a bit more excitement than a simple fr
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>>80325982
epic haul poss your ready to go outdoorsing
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>>80326043
here’s a post you’d like you faggot fox
>>80325595
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>>80325982
yay nice job thrifting
i dont like how hetero your choices were but im glad you found somethings you liked for cheap
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>>80326076
evil goober
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>>80326076
#notallposses
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whoops the picture flipped

>>80326062
thank you i do go outdoors at times

>>80326076
whart kind of things do you like to thrift poss? idk what gay clothes look like really. i think dressing stylish and having fashion is a little gay in itself personally but my standards for that are low
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>>80325846
yea been there and done that. i don’t like texting for hours and hours, which is why i try to just make stuff happen irl. I think I’d have a really hard time with online friends if it was all text based as well
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im sad and depressed and feel powerless and stupid im gonna eat two cheese melts to feel better
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what the hell's a cheese melt
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>>80325982
jesus where are you finding these prices? thrifting has basically been price raped everywhere around where i live
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>>80325982
>>80326131
how do you identify high quality clothing at thrift stores
brand recognition or like
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>>80326219
ntp but a big thing is looking for 100% cotton of other natural fiber clothes most new stuff is at least 50% poly and costs $50 for a single article of clothing new and be shit quality while a secondhand 100% cotton shirt or denim jeans will last you a long time
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>>80326072
that could be us, poss
>>80326076
what the fuck is that demon

posting w/ random image didnt even look i hope its a possum
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>>80326207
there's an upscale thrift store the chain sends their best stuff to, especially men's stuff since they don't have enough inventory to put a whole men's section in every store. this is alot more than i usually find though i usually get 1 item if that.

>>80326219
i like certain outdoors and workwear brands because they tend to be more durable and practical. look at tags to see the materials. i like 100% cotton items because you can dye them if you want for a custom or restored look. i like lots of technical stuff too with toggles and zippers and stuff. pants with YKK zippers and rivets and reinforced seams, belt loops, knees.
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I dont wanna go to bed
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>>80326527
interesting, if anything i thought it would’ve been the opposite. it seems like a store where they coalesce the higher brand stuff could squeeze the price even more instead of getting these lowballs as compared to what i’ve seen. good on you
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>>80326645
do you have to?
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>>80326645
i wanna be doggy
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>>80326886
pointy or floppy ears?
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>>80326991
pointy
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>>80326991
bippy
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>>80327075
pointy ears are cool
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>>80326750
no im just tired
already
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>>80327159
thanks now make me a doggy girl
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>>80327226
i can't
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>>80327251
oh...
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>>80327261
sorry. i hope you find someone that can do that for you
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doed yeast really just float around and burp and fart like alton brown says?
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>>80327345
its just like me...
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>>80327481
when's the last time you floated
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>>80327623
when's the last time you were goated
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>>80327704
i wasn't



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